Employing the Free-to-Play Noobs of RuneScape
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The Tale of Rick Dollars
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Who was your favorite noob?
@D.H.1082
Жыл бұрын
The dude at 10:15 made me cry laughing.
@bruhmomento7425
Жыл бұрын
the guy in the business outfit
@GDB
Жыл бұрын
@@bruhmomento7425 bruh
@IamHiding24
Жыл бұрын
The one that said "fill your bags" at the cabbage patch lol
@metcl3155
Жыл бұрын
Definitely the dude with purple hair
This deserves a golden gnome. This is god-tier comedy and the kind of thing people actually loved to do back in the day.
@norith4300
Жыл бұрын
I can't count how many times I was hired to farm cowhide then I'd spend my money on in game girlfriends
@DntBJamminbro
Жыл бұрын
No kidding, best video in a hot minute!
@KimJongPhil
Жыл бұрын
Back in the day? I played about 3 years ago and world 334 was the most lit community of bank standers. Like its the unofficial bankstanding world. Everyone was SO AWESOME most were maxed and loaded did drop parties hourly for an entire day one time with them
@kdeas10
7 ай бұрын
we live in a world where we rp a mundane work life on a medival clicking simulater likely right after we just got finished with our actual work life. wild and i love it!
This vid really exemplifies how much fun there is to be had in roleplaying. We often forget that this is indeed an RPG not just a grindfest :D
@FruitsOfTheHearts
Жыл бұрын
This gives me flashbacks to my childhood where I'd wake up early saturday morning just to play Runescape.
@uitham
Жыл бұрын
back in 2006-2008 when i didnt really care about spending hours straight clicking the same shit, just fucking around with random people
@andrewprahst2529
Жыл бұрын
RP > Skilling, pvm, pvp, questing, minigames
@killerluuk
Жыл бұрын
This game is horrible as F2P though been trying to earn my bond for over a week now
@andrewprahst2529
Жыл бұрын
@@killerluuk sounds like you need a cabbage picking job Have you tried collecting spider eggs?
Rick dollars it was an Honor to get cabbages for you. Sir Rossito.
@GDB
Жыл бұрын
Thank you General 🫡
@itshaka3813
Жыл бұрын
@@GDB I still look to the trees.
@D.H.1082
Жыл бұрын
@@itshaka3813 He's there when you least expect it, watching over you.
@rikta8192
Жыл бұрын
@@itshaka3813 and protecting you.
@jj18365
Жыл бұрын
What a beautiful story it was
I don't say this lightly, but this was genuinely one of the most entertaining osrs videos I've seen since swampletics originally dropped. Great work man hope to see more
@dylanlear5229
Жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking, awesome video!
@kingdavey90
Жыл бұрын
High praise indeed!
Thank you so much Rick Dollars, a few of us have carried on your legacy here and are employing our own noobs! -VarrockSwags
@GDB
Жыл бұрын
Join my discord I might need to gather you guys again soon haha
@joshuabrigden4820
Жыл бұрын
I was hoping for a comment like this 😂🎉
Miss these wholesome RuneScape interactions. F2P hits diffy
This takes me back 5 years ago when I started, I met a player who was dressed in the royals outfit looking for a noob to take adventuring so I decided I would tage along. We went on a blast of an adventure through all the cities and all the kings there. He made up a silly story to go with it and kept handing out small gifts to me for going with him and I still have all of them in my bank ❤ Cheeszoid if you see this I miss you my friend :(
@Jeff_Mason
Жыл бұрын
What a legend
@p2_pt
Жыл бұрын
Brooo that was me😭 I still play every so often today
@LIFEWITHANGELO
Жыл бұрын
@@p2_pt❤
@schmeckiez4540
Жыл бұрын
@@p2_pt if this really is you I just want you to know I rocked that amulet of glory (t) you gave me allllll through my 99 mining grind
@p2_pt
Жыл бұрын
@@schmeckiez4540 nah that’s not actually me. Just wanted to make you happy for a little. Happy grinding
The cut to zulrah "having to deal with the harsh reality of being a business owner" had me dying wow this content is wholesome and hilarious
I'd like to see you transition into a full time osrs youtuber and I wish you all the luck in the world on that journey.
@jay7oh2
Жыл бұрын
Same, never seen osrs content ever like this. I was subbed for a while with the short memes but this is 1000% a stepup that I never saw coming. Here for the whole ride, I've loved these 2 recents. Really well edited and I like how you add certain voices to people. I know that can take a long time to plan out. You should start a patreon, I'd be happy to throw a few to sponsor this osrsrp niche and grow it!
@FruitsOfTheHearts
Жыл бұрын
Be careful though, being a full time Osrs / KZreadr can kill the passion very fast, for a lot of people. Maybe you could feed your passion by only keeping it a casual passion. some 2 cents to think about.
@ElijahWadeMatheny
Жыл бұрын
Make this happen. This content was fire. I'll pass it around.
This was brilliant, love the fact that everyone bought into it. 10/10 video.
Legend. These people will always remember these interactions and "quests"
This is without a doubt the best f2p interaction video ever. J1mmy on suicide watch.
@CelticRot
Жыл бұрын
Gary could never run a business like this.
This is brilliant, excellent job. The 'being nice to noobs in f2p' kind of videos were never interesting to me, but this is fantastic. I love the story lines, the recurring characters, and how it's more than just 'giving noobs in f2p 1m while I commentate over it' like so many other 'being nice to noobs' videos.
Now this is exactly the right way to transition from the short-form meme content into something more - awesome job
this has to be one of the single strangest runescape experiences i have ever witnessed. i loved every second of it from the first noob to the building of the empire of noobs
This video is everything i hope to see on how to interact f2p noobs, such a clever, fun and creative idea you’ve come up with, even the people you hired were genuinely enjoying the work. Love this idea over all the other “give me something and I’ll reward you” bs… truly an amazing video, thank you.
The wholesomeness, it's too much. Generosity and support while channeling Hide the Pain Harold fighting bosses for the payouts is well worth the dopamine rush of giving to others. Honestly cannot beat it. Got me grinning ear-to-ear throughout the whole video, well worth the effort you put in King. I wish you all the best for your future endeavors, hopefully there can be a way to support you in the near future. The only regret I have is not discovering you a lot earlier, again hoping for all the best for ya GDB.
Im so glad you were able to help out those noobs and give them an amazing experience to start off their runescape adventures with. They will remember that for the rest of their time in Gielinor
This was amazing, i couldn't stop grinning from both the humour and wholesomeness of this ahaha
Truly stimulating the local economy in big ways. This is HUGE king energy.
this is one of the best Runescape videos I have ever seen hahah it was extremely wholesome and just fun. Everyone just had fun and loved playing game
Man.. This brings in memories from 2006'ish when the game was fun, people were playing it for fun, not taking it too serious. When people were exploring, when holiday costumes were a flex, when used to jump for joy in front of varrock castle in lines.. Man I miss those days. Thanks for this superb video!
Great video, It would have been amazing if you have two accounts show up as 'cops' on the cabbage fields ha.
@GDB
Жыл бұрын
I’ll definitely keep this in mind if I make a follow up lmao
@GaybrohamStinkton
Жыл бұрын
@@GDB full salad robes, cabbage shield and cape. If anyjuan asks why so many, tell then its so you can cabbadg your enemy
i love how much some of the people just fucking ran with it and recruited others. that was a fantastic idea and i'm so glad they played along. what a great time, and it only cost you 50 quadzillion dollars.
This is actually so fun and wholesome. It’s like, realistically none of us have anything better to do in the game when something like this happens. Fun to actually role play lol
this is the greatest yt vid ive seen in years. i hope you keep up the amazing work, this is so funny, omg this is unreal
The unbridled joy I had watching this. So good, so wholesome, so funny. Well done man!
content was so good I killed 20 imps at gwd for zammy after dying and claiming my stuff before realizing I didn't bank to get supplies XD Man is helping promote the game like a legend!
"I'll look to the trees...to see your trees...and wonder...if Rick is still here". Reminds me of an adventure movie ending. 😂😂
I remember when I started playing and I was 13 years old. I'm 29 now. I've been playing ever since on and off. I remember when I was a noob and all the funny and weird interactions I had. I remember getting scammed for the first time and I remember being helped by people. I remember having zero goals and zero clue what I was doing. I would literally chop two logs, then walk 40 miles to another city and fish one shrimp, then go follow some rich looking player around for half a day and I would go to bed that night excited af to get back online the next day lol. Dude you created memories for these people that they will remember when they are hitting the hiscores.
Honestly one of my favorite osrs videos to date. Wholesome laughs to be had. Keep it up! I'd kill to see more content like this
This is genius, I want more!! :)
@GDB
Жыл бұрын
Appreciate it brotha.
Exceptional content tbh! Seems like everyone got really into it. Can't believe the main character didn't show up until 14:12
This was good! The commitment from some of your employees was amazing!
Honestly learned of your acc when i saw old prezzy joe get ice barraged but you've just started putting out content that is honestly along the lines of the 100k sub content creators. I hope next year I'll be voting for your gnome!
idk why, your videos just became legendary all of a sudden. from short meme videos to this??? i love it.
This is truly the type of shenanigans that made me fall in love with this game all those years ago . These guys had me in tears laughing .
What brings you to Varrock? - "I died." 😂
This and your trade-only ironman are some of the most enjoyable OSRS videos I've ever seen, I absolutely love this content
This was a phenomenal adventure from beginning to end. Loved the guy getting into it and being wary of the cops.
This video is criminally under viewed for the level of quality. Amazing
That was absolutely amazing, I enjoyed the whole video from beginning to end. The people you met, the disguises you made, the rise and downfall of your cabbage empire. Keep making bangers like these GDB really really awesome stuff.
This is some quality content
miss josephtho but this still goes rock hard
The reason why I believe so many people enjoy this video is because it takes us back to a time when we were noobs, a time of innocence, wonder and mystery. Those of us who have played this game for close to or over a decade all know we have none of that anymore in our gameplay these days. I'll share one of my personal noob memories when I had became a member for the first time. My friend showed me a capture the flag mini game that players fought against each other in, castle wars. I made my way into the middle portal with my rune gear on. Seeing so many new weapons and armors one stood out from the rest, I right click this player, follow him, and then ask him "hey what weapon is that rock on a stick?" then proceeded to be laughed at. I will always cherish and value those nooby days.
Reminds me of a time I encountered somebody named "Pizza guy" in Varrock west bank. He showed up in an apron, asked if I wanted pizza, then gave me an option. He had every flavor and gave it out for free... I was so inspired I bought him a gold apron, gold chef's hat, and 1000 of each type of pizza so that he could keep making people smile
Ngl, this was probably one of the funniest, most entertaining OSRS videos I have ever watched. You are a Legend sir.
I never really comment on videos but I just wanna say what a fucking great video. This was really fun and pure. Great work and I hope to see more of Rick again in the future.
Honestly that must have been the funniest thing I’ve seen on KZread for years, genuinely cried with laughter
This is the best osrs video ive seen in ages. Laughed so hard for a solid 80% of it. Vegitable
I’ve watched this video so many times now. So wholesome and pure. I’d love to see more content like this
You've struck gold man. This channel will SERIOUSLY blow up if you keep up what you're doing. Stumbled onto you from your most recent video and I just watched everything you've posted back to back. Love this content
“What brings you to Varrock?” “I died.” 😂
Of all the time we spent in RS, these are the moments that stuck with us.
That ending, crying so hard rn.
Legendary, keep pumping out full videos man this is gold
This was awesome lmao. I remember like 12 years ago someone hired me and my friend to pick him flax and he would pay us above market price. We eventually found out that he was giving us more gp than what people were selling it for so we tried to merch him and he caught on and fired us.
good sonic adventure 2 music choice gamer
This is amazing, love the generosity, amazing people who were in the company
This has to be one of the best and most creative RS vids I've see to date
Mate from shorts to this you have taken a big leap towards a successful channel. Love your edit style keep up the good work king, subbed
You’re killing it with these narrative vids!
I never knew something so wholesome could look that shady.
"Forget the account, It hast never existed" cried laughing
Stuff like this is what made RuneScape fun back in the day, the noobs, the role playing. You could have told me this video was made in 2006-2007 and I would have believed you lol
Dude one of the best video of osrs I've seen in a while, and I for sure watch a lot. I'm amazed by the content, u have it m8!
this some top tier content u been releasing. very creative :D hope u got more good ideas for future vids
This was probably one of the best RuneScape videos. The player interaction and the whole idea is just amazing!! Subbed for more content like this in the future.
"Harold no bank" "It's Ok Harold" "Why are you working in the fields?" "Vegtible" Great video
Don't tell anyone, especially the cops.
Love the new content man. Got notifications on for you lol
This noobs descent into greedy madness is a more stirring character arc than Anakin's.
You gotta do more F2P content. Maybe not necessarily paying people so much to going broke lol, but could try and start a F2P clan or something. Could put 2 people head to head doing different challenges for a bond and make it an entire video, whoever completes the challenge first gets the bond. Could be like "gather # of this ore, gather # of these bones, gather # of these logs and meet me back here first." Could restrict teleporting and make sure the contestants have the proper equipment for the challenge. Also could do head 2 head trivia. Could do stuff based on your own opinions so they can't Google answers. Love the content & hope to see more.
I loved this so much, thank you for the laughs
This was one of the funniest OSRS videos I've ever seen. Top notch premise and all of the noobs played their roles so well. I think I laughed everytime there was a new costume introduced. And whenever anyone got a little too nosy about what they were doing there the generals shut that talk down. Nothing to see here, lets do our job and get paid.
Love your vids! The ideas and production are great, and I haven't had this much fun watching a KZread vid in a while. I hope your channel blows up boss
This is incredibly wholesome and feels really genuine. GDB 100k subs by the end of the year, calling it now!
From Biden being barraged by PKers to dishing out 50m for some of the best content in OSRS. When you go up for Golden Gnomes, I will vote for you!
This was art. Thank you for the amazing content, and for giving these souls the hope they needed.
What a masterpiece of a video, instant classic. Reminds me of the old days of Jakeysaurus bossing with a noob series
One of the best OSRS videos I've seen in awhile. Good to see a video that isn't about minmaxing. This is the kinda stuff I want on in the background while I'm skilling!
so wholesome, ive got a tear in my eye
The was great, I have no idea if it was real or scripted but if it was real... well then dam! They really played that free-to-play RP well. If not then still a good watch. Almost made me cry at the end :( can't always be in the good times.
One of the goofiest most charming runescape videos I've seen. Had me smiling all the way.
That Sly music is perfect for the dark, dirty depths of the cabbage cartel.
10/10 content. Simple and funny. I love it.
Wow what an ending!! Haha that's amazing, they're gonna remember you the whole time they play with their bonds. You may have gotten all of these people more hooked to RuneScape than they ever would've without you 😂
Hidden gem channel. Love it. I feel as though it would be funnier recruiting a bunch of them and forcing them to compete in mini game style activities for money rewards. Even getting 10-20 people to pick cabbages and every 28 they pick in the pen is 250k would be hilarious watching them fight over cabbages.
Harold talking in third person is the best lmfao
That was wholesome af
I love it, but you really should have had the cabbages delivered to another location. Like food delivery for only the freshest cabbages.
Man, this video and your others like it are such a breath of fresh air. I quit the game in 2020 after playing since 2005 and these are the funniest videos I’ve seen in this game. Good stuff.
15 years ago I also always tried to find a "boss" to hire me for tasks and give me some direction when I was little noob.
Absolute banger of a video!
mr dollars
This whole video just reminds me of being a kid again and some higher level account recruiting me to do some mindless task they didnt want to do. Picking flax outside seers village or mining pure essence so they could pay me absolutely nothing and i'd be thrilled about it because I had no clue what was up. Just a load of adults now just kinda losing themselves in just having fun in a game building their own story and questline. But obviously Rick is not no scam artist, he is a reputable businessman who makes sure his employees are paid well.
This is the stuff that started and keeps me playing this game
Pour one out for Rick.
I enjoyed it enough to sub. I feel you’ve successfully captured the fun content that is the osrs beginning noob game and it was beautiful keep it up