"We deliver democracy straight to your door since 1783" ~ some us dude, probably

@generalkenobi5173

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-sv5so8zi3b where is the fucking OIL!

@Confederate-hj2dc

3 жыл бұрын

And now we offer a 30 day money back guarantee if it comes in broken or defective. Iraq and Afghanistan: 😁

@allcommentsmatter6890

3 жыл бұрын

@@generalkenobi5173 Trump came right out and said it lol

Honestly, Empire has as many good things as shit things. It's as good as it's bad

@Pertinax69

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr, it's painful because it could easily have been an outstanding game with some more work

@notgoddhoward5972

3 жыл бұрын

True I just played 20 hours of Empire non stop. The campaign is great and the battles are good. But when the bugs and glitches hit they hit hard. There is one where during fort battles the AI bugs out and destroys your FPS that's the worst. The game goes into slowmo and glitches like hell.

@MrJFG789

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty, isn't it? Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

@babylonkino1354

3 жыл бұрын

@@notgoddhoward5972 That's why I just disable forts lol

@brainwasher9876

3 жыл бұрын

I like how everyone shits on ETW for being a terrible game even though its naval warfare was better than anything any of the the recent more beloved Total War games has. Ship combat in Shogun II was atrocious and it's considered a wonderful Total War title.

+1 point for Hickok45 cameo. The grandad that everybody should have in his life.

@SantiFiore

3 жыл бұрын

"You don't want that to be your FANGER" -Hickok45 teaching you how to shoot your flintlock musket, 1776

@chefpatherf00t13

2 жыл бұрын

yeah seeing Hickok45 got me!

I was worried there that there would be no Sopranos reference. You had me sweating mister Pertanix, but you delivered in the end.

@crusader7659

3 жыл бұрын

The Sopranos is great, references to it should be in everything, from eulogies to dissertations

Make Napoleon Total War - The France Experience

@zuliyanp3046

2 жыл бұрын

Please use NTW3 mod it so good mod

@raptorbrotherhood766

2 жыл бұрын

Took him a year

@MendAmar

2 жыл бұрын

@@raptorbrotherhood766 actually it's medieval 2 total war not about napoleon total war.

Should have had Alex Jones screaming "1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!"

@cernunnos8917

2 жыл бұрын

even further, cut out the 'again', so he's just stating the obvious

Between the deliberate beat-down on the Iroquois and Arthur Morgan's voice showing up when you invaded Iraq 200 years early, this is a freaking masterpiece.

0:54 defeating an enemy you outgun and outnumber and who's probably dying of the small pox blankets you generously send them to keep them warm. Empire TW: That's one heroic victory if I've ever seen one.

I recognized that Stav cackle. Hell yeah dude

@Dregkar

3 жыл бұрын

cumboys stay winning

@alexpiechowski99

3 жыл бұрын

Immediately

@royals312

2 жыл бұрын

Dudes rock

@NJRIII

2 жыл бұрын

Robo batman Showgirls bit I believe

+ Total war + Obscure internet memes stored somewhere in the back of my mind + The Sopranos = Best channel ever!!! I love your work Pertinax keep em coming!

These vids give me life lol when you raised taxes and Bernie started talking I literally died

This is a very brilliant usage of current and historical context combined with mechanics of a video game to create a very accurate meme cocktail. Well done

I liked that Christopher Hitchens quote you had there.

I have had this game since launch, but didn't know that while playing as America, you could sail over to other continents!

@duelinglectrics

2 жыл бұрын

Have you since sailed to India

This is one of the greatest total war videos I have ever seen. Thank you

If you were to go back in time just 50 years ago and show someone a video like this it would be barely comprehensible, we truly live in remarkable times

Hell of a video for Empire. Best thing I’ve seen this year😂

Love this Rich Piana themed total war

Please don’t ever stop making these types of videos. So glad I found your channel lol

Aaaaahhhh, empire total war. You just love it or hate it and from you Pertinax I absolutely love it.

The ammount of effort... its just... beautiful...

You gotta have the Stavvybaby laugh in there. Hell yeah dude.

I did basically the same thing in my America campaign except I invaded Afghanistan and also made sure to convert the government to monarchy to play as the Kingdom of America. Best fun I had in Empire Total War

@saywhatnow2173

2 жыл бұрын

Wow! I didn't know you can change your government.

@williamsmith6706

Жыл бұрын

@@saywhatnow2173 If no one ever told you, you just have to anger the rich to become a monarchy and guide a rebel army to your capital.

Nice to see Empire getting some loving. Keep it up, dude!

@generalkenobi5173

3 жыл бұрын

"Yo is that a unclaimed island in the background." 'United kingdom anthem begins to play.'

Another banger. Keep up the good work my man

These total war videos are excellent keep up the great work :)

Rich Piana! Omfg I loved him so much. He was so funny. I miss him. Great video as always haha.

Nice to see Empire Total War! Good work! Nice to not only see M2TW and RTW. Of course, they are my favourite, but Empire is good too! See how the channel is evolving! Very nice editing

The American campaign also known as manifest destiny

RIP rich piano

@Pertinax69

3 жыл бұрын

Leaving humanity behind :'(

This is beautiful I’m subscribing instantly.

Holy shit, you combined my two loves: Empire TW and Rich Piano Man vids

This was so good I can't even begin to explain why

Achievement Unlocked: ｄｅｓｔｉｎｙ ｍａｎｉｆｅｓｔｅｄ。

Extra brownie points for the Rich Piana footage

Need more from this especially Medieval 2

how come i not have come across your channel yet? gold content

I love your videos ! WE NEED MORE

Yes! Some Empire love! Thanks so much!!

How do i even see this 14 min after upload, never been here before. Great work from KZread though

This gave me a thorough chuckle. 9/10

I never understood why so many people hated Empire Total War.

@basicostuff1007

3 жыл бұрын

because it has a lot of bugs and glitches.

Lmao this is great. You've got my sub

You might think nobody caught the "I'd like to build a boat" bit from danielsl, but I did, don't worry.

@iratepirate3896

3 жыл бұрын

Hello?

@uncledoctor6920

3 жыл бұрын

@@iratepirate3896 no that's Esteban Winsmore's bit.

fucking love these videos, sensational and magnificent.

You deserve more subscribers. Your style is different than mine . I appreciate the genius in memes. I laugh hard.

These are fantastic!

Bro this shit is awesome lol. “I’d like to build a boat” lol

Just what i needed today

Best Total war meme in a long while

Everything about that thumbnail is glorious!

This is fantastic

You made my day when that ship entered the persian gulf 🤣

This makes me wanna play Empire again lol

They couldn’t resist the oil before they even knew about the oil.

Great job lad, keep it up

Lad actually did empire total war. Now I just need a british experience. Top tier meme.

As someone who still plays can confirm 💯 accurate

This is the funniest 😂vid i ever watched😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hoffa: You people. Pro: And I took that personally.

Thanks for that Scott cameo!

First the Sopranos references... now PEEP SHOW????!!!! A glorious victory

This video made me wanna manifest my destiny

Never thought I'd see a video with mentions of both Rich Piana and Christopher Hitchens. God, do I love KZread

Love the peep show sound byte around 3:10!

The Musket to the twin M60s.. solid gold

God I fucking love this , this is 👌

This is so hilarous

Nice work man

I can’t believe you beat me to it! I spent my whole February break recording a campaign to make some videos for this game. Hope you won’t mind

I am a simple man, you throw in Hitchens, you get my like

You really make good videos uwu

Mannnn you should continue like that

you are a genius

I enjoyed this video

This is like a 4 minute montage of shit I find funny with 0 references to things I dont. Impressive.

This video re pure gold

America be like "I'm an oilman, ladies and gentlemen. I have numerous concerns spread across this state. I have many wells flowing at many thousand barrels per day. I like to think of myself as an oilman. As an oilman, I hope that you'll forgive just good old-fashioned plain speaking. Now, this work that we do is very much a family enterprise;"

memes are on point B)

Amazing

Hell yeah dude

broo more empire total war! :D

As satirical as this is...its extremely accurate 😂

lol these are quality bro

hitchens defining bush is on point lul

I’d wish you come back because that was fucking awesome

Really hoping for empire 2. Probably one of the most distinctive of the total war games.

Damm I'm pretty sure that Stav's laugh from the robo batman showgirls bit. Shiiiiiit

This man built a boat and said *O I L*

Died laughing the entire video

Mission Accomplished!

I haven't been able to play through the Road to Independence anymore. For a few years I have had an issue I cannot seem to fix. After a specific point the game just freezes on the French turn.

Do more faction experience episodes its entertaining.

The only way this could be any more American would be if "My Shot" from Hamilton were playing in the background.

Unfortunately, there is no Vietnam on Empire....

That Stav cackle....

That was grand

2:07 I'll recognize that thousand island laugh from anywhere

Tell em Bernie those rich gonna pay their fair share!

@llMavenll

3 жыл бұрын

Ayyyyyyye

I wish this game would get a "fall of the samurai" style remake. I'd love to play a total war campaign as America but empire seems so broken. Unfortunately modern CA is a shitshow who could never create a masterpiece like fots ever again