SFG Enjoyer vs Grail Enjoyer, classic

@BenjaminWeimer

8 ай бұрын

SFG? Can somebody tell me what that is? Thank you.

@enttitty9806

8 ай бұрын

Steel, faith, and gunpowder@@BenjaminWeimer

@BenjaminWeimer

8 ай бұрын

⚔🙌💣@@enttitty9806 thanks

I think you could have gone a step further. I think you could have created peak comedy. I think you should have forced _Colin_ to argue for Bretonnia, under threat of confiscating his Morathi body pillow.

@VerryBerry118

9 ай бұрын

Colin would kill everyone in the room with him and then himself before betraying Karl Franz!

@kelakogreenaddict1888

5 ай бұрын

that's a long ass body pillow

@HenriqueLSilva

Ай бұрын

The day Collin speaks against Carl Franz is the day Nagash obliterates his soul so that he can puppeteer his body to act out such heresy.

For this episode I expect. Collin and Eli beating each other black and blue. No respectful debates just straight hands.

Colin is just mad that Bretonnians have working pancreases.

You could have just said Louen saved Karl's life and inspired him to stay emperor

@iplayrunescapeinmybasement8967

9 ай бұрын

Yeah, louen straight up convinced karl to become Emperor in the first place.

@Jaann1919

9 ай бұрын

Thats only total war canon i think

@Connordaboss45

9 ай бұрын

@@Jaann1919 no its from a book

@Former_Halo_Fan

9 ай бұрын

@@Connordaboss45 the book was published by CA to promote Total War.

@harmonlanager2670

8 ай бұрын

Counter point: Louen would have gotten butchered by Chaos demons if a weakened, tortured Volkmar didn’t rip himself of a bannister and start throwing hands like they were rated E for Everyone.

If Karl Franz is such a great Emperor why did he let the End Times happen

@bruni5289

9 ай бұрын

Speech to text is cancer

@mr.k418

8 ай бұрын

@@bruni5289because even he cannot stop bad decisions and wanking of chaos. And at least the Empire wasn’t nuked off screen.

The largest battle ever fought between the Empire and Bretonnia was won by the Bretonnians. The Battle of Montfort.

@josecoronadonieto6911

9 ай бұрын

Q: did brettonnia defend, or attack. If they defended a mountain pass that near unasailable that's not very honourable to say the least.

Can we have a beginner to expert ferrus manus, i think it'll be the perfect length for a short

Empire wins only if Colin learns to deal with bretonnian cavalry

Sorry Eli but chivalry and honor isn't gonna stop a musket ball to the face

That Monty Python quote had me in stitches, ngl

I like both sides, Empire for having a logical reason why the glue chewers of Chaos can’t stomp them (Because Guns and Cannons are pretty nasty) and the Bretonnians because of my love for Magical Paladins bonzaiing into the Forces of Evil and coming out at top. Which is why I propose that the Order Factions stop bickering over who sucks their leader off more and instead, unite to create a Tide of Order to drive by the Forces of Evil.

I would love to see a Lizardmen vs Skaven episode, both absolutely despise each other and constantly commit genocide and warcrimes against each other. Would make for a very entertaining episode 😁

I am prepared for some NEXT LEVEL Empire simping

Too be that guy. The ladies blessing can indeed block or how it was described to me. Swerve physics so the cannonball misses.

THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEEDED

Can I have the beginning of Colin's minute of hate as a ring tone?

Dwarves versus Elves! Let’s reenact the war of vengeance.

Idea for an episode of "Versus" : Necron versus Skaven. The 2 races that are a bigger hinderance to themselves than their ennemies.

Heresy! Fay Enchantress the most beautiful woman in the land?! Have you never heard of Imri- I mean Allarielle the Everqueen!? Oh, and let Colin go through Halo Lore!!

The fact there wasn't a duel demanded by deadlift was a disgrace to his lord

Sadly I did not witness Eli telling Collin, "Don't be so sour, Kraut." Is it low hanging fruit at this point? Yes. Is it worth it? YES!

I wanna see Gazghul vs Grimgor to see who's Da One True Git.

@WurrzagsMorkyMischeif

8 ай бұрын

DA FIGHT UF DA CENTURY!

The one point I wish Eli had brought up was flipping the Lady of the Lake narrative. She forsook her own elven kind and admitted the Bretonnians were better. An Elf goddess, which has to be the most egocentric creature in the setting, said the elves were inadequate because Bretonnia exists.

@funbro99

9 ай бұрын

Silly billy, it got retcon'd into cope by saying it was all according to plan for the humans to waste lives in protection of elves.

Collin having a chance to dunk on the Bretonnians freely? OH MY LORDS, this will be fun. Good Eli, you will have one hell of a time dealing with the pent up hatred from Collin.

>werewolves are awesome Welph Colin likes the space wolves now pack it in

avengers level moment

That was far more civil than I predicted it would be. Nice show, chaps!

Only two words why skaven are the best faction in any warhammer fantasy......... ...... WARP NUKES

You guys actually make me interested in getting invested into fantasy. Please talk about it more. 🙏🏼 That being said there’s a depressing lack of Valerian and Custodes content in general. I’ve read the Watchers of the Throne books 4 times now and to say I stan Custodes would be an understatement. I think chapter 5 of Regents Shadow does a cool job showing them off and I never see or hear about it mentioned. Thank you guys so much for giving me hours and hours of enjoyment while I paint minis. :]

*behind the scenes On paper: empire is better because… Off paper: I choose empire because if i would choose Bretonnia Collin would leave the podcast ❤🎠🇫🇷

Can’t wait for the Morathi episode

Also fun fact Bretonnia they have a better navy than the empire

Would love a video in any format on the gloomspite gitz(know it’s aos) so maybe like skragrott vs the red gobbo

Gotrek vs Archaon

Other then the Green Knight and Grail Knights the Empire holds every advantage.

Collin says the battle is not won in any one engagement on the battlefield, but the same holds true for the brettonians. The Grail knights will hold up a key unit and the rest of the bretonnians will attack with Trebs, Archers, more knights and their flying cavalry which the Empire is pretty weak against. As well, they might not have the same number of lores, but it's hard to argue against a Comet of Cassendora.

I could really go for a skaven vs orc and watch the chaos ensume

You guys should do Venkna from dnd vs Nagash

I don’t think pancreas knows that imperial wizards are canonically worse than bretonnian damsels. The prophetesses are even more scary. Also the blessing of the lady protects you from bullets. Grail knights have this automatically and other knights just have to pray for it and be found worthy. And LOL at a bunch of grubby halberdiers being able to hold down a group of grail knights. lorewise they’d get absolutely flattened. Grail knights, blood knights and the like are just in a different league than regular humans. Maybe chaos warriors with halberds could distract them, but not a bunch of normal dudes…

@DokturProfesur

9 ай бұрын

The Grail Knights are basically the Ordertide's equivalent of Aspiring Champions. Entirely devoted to their diety and blessed in turn with incredible magical and martial power.

You know in older lore Bretonnian regularly invaded the Empire and the Fay Enchantress knows all 8 lores of magic. Also the Lady's blessings regularly stops ranged attacks any way.

Please do a lizardman vs skaven versus!

Tomb Kings vs Vampire Counts

yes awesome, thanks

Yall wanted ideas to do more of these, would love to see... Lizardmen vs Skaven Dark Elves vs High Elves vs Wood Elves Tomb Kings vs Vampire Counts Chorfs vs Stunties Idgaf what yall do I'll give it listen!

I like the empire but deadlifts speech was much better.

I AM HERE TO SEE CARNAGE

Septim Empire vs Sigmarite Empire (aka classic rome vs germanic)

Empire wizards can only master 1 lore of magic, while bretonnians can master 3. Add that to the lady’s blessings which can buff entire armies and the Empire is just flat out inferior to Bretonnia in the magic department.

@Jaann1919

9 ай бұрын

They can master 3, but the empire has much more wizards and much more different lores avalible

@iplayrunescapeinmybasement8967

9 ай бұрын

@@Jaann1919Still not as impressive.

@thegreatbookofgrudges6953

9 ай бұрын

Both sides can cast more than 1 lore of magic (accidentally), if you were regular human with more than 1 wind is highly possible to get dark magic to corrupt you

Soundtrack on min 4:00?! (It's the background music when Colin talks)

omg HYPE

Listened in on spotify, we NEED a begginer to expert on some good old fantasy stuff. Even if it's just to eventually bring pain and misery throufh french people to no pancreas man

Here's a Versus suggestion: Morathi vs Neferata, who's the Greatest MILF!

@Dogue83

9 ай бұрын

Neferata has more dignity

This is like two people debating what's better red or black licorice. I mean red is an alright candy but it's not great but its okay vs black licorice which is the worst of all candies.

I love when you guys do fantasy. Now if there was only some way I could get you guys to talk about AoS as well it would be perfect

wulfrick vs Nakai

All of that bretonnia hate hurts my fee fees.

Does anybody know what is the name of the music used in this video?

I love Pancreas, I really do, he's an amazing content creator, but Bretonnia is the best faction in all of Warhammer and you cannot change my mind! In the lore, the Emperor decided to be present when a single Bretonnian Duke decided to beef with the Empire, imagine the threat a united Bretonnia under King Leonceour would pose, good thing the Lance and Hammer are friends...right? ....right? Edit: Gille le Breton is pronounced jee-el le Breton, not Guy-el ley Breton Another edit: King Louen killed Festus via the blessed blood that dripped from his wounds after he defeated the elder of the Glotkins in single combat

@iplayrunescapeinmybasement8967

9 ай бұрын

I like pancreas too but his knowledge of bretonnia seems to just be from memes. Bretonnia led the crusades against araby, conquered Marienberg and held off several empire invasions. They’re pretty OP.

@spiffygonzales5160

9 ай бұрын

Bretonnia serves a goddess who uses them as slaves to protect the elves and abuses the vast majority of their population. No matter what Bretonnia does, that will always ruin them for me. The stupid "herr derr 90% tax, peasant was starving and took some food so I killed his entire family, no technology, all in the name of a goddess who loves the elves" nonesense

Would have been funny to see Imperium vs Bretonnia, if only to make Pancreas have to bat for the team he hates less

SKAVEN WILL AND ALWAYS BE THE BEST-BEST FACTION EVER YES-YES!!!!!!

@AliceBowie

9 ай бұрын

Skaven are the most modern. Totally unafraid to innovate. They're also the most evil, way worse than chaos or druchii. I like that skaven will occasionally help humans, if only to screw over other skaven.

We have an easy vs in high elves vs dark elves

We need more fantasy

more fantasy fireside please

Orks vs chaos!!!!!!

24:10

More fantasy please

Glory to Balthasar Gelt tha Supreme Patriarch

End Times is just speculative fanfic. I think total war warhammer became the real whfb. It's all made up stuff anyway, don't let GW's money directed lore be more real than the previous 30 years.

I thought you all are Bretonnia fanboys/simps? 😉

@ironclamp5325

9 ай бұрын

I can feel Pancreas’ blood pressure rising at that. As well as his blood sugar collapsing.

23:15 L for saying Jeanne D ark don’t halfass the French pronounciation it’s Jeanne d’arque (spelt arc but) or just call her Joan of arc

Can we get more Warhammer Fantasy in every form? Not just quiz as much as I love them

@alvisecattaruzzo9863

9 ай бұрын

Also fk Bretonnia

The b in Bretonnia stands for based.

The fact Colin didn't just start round one with, KARL FRANZ and refuse to say anymore was disappointing.

I have to sign with the elf apologist.

Have you heard of the high elves?

Only one "gamer girl bathwater" and "simps" joke? Come on...

Bretonnia>

And they are sleeping with their animals to don't lie to yourself

When Marius Leitdorf, the Madlad of Averland, insulted the infamously ugly wife of some Bretonnian noble he declared a crusade against Leitdorf in retalliation. This crusade was short lived when the crusade reached Helmgart and was unceremoniously cut down by the fortress' batteries of Hellblaster Volley Guns. Gunpowder 1, horses 0.

@colonelsanders1349

9 ай бұрын

The largest battle ever fought between the Empire and Bretonnia was won by the Bretonnians. The Battle of Montfort.

@iplayrunescapeinmybasement8967

9 ай бұрын

tbf the empire has tried to invade bretonnia several times and also failed miserably.

Bretonnia family tree lines is a small sickly straight stick.

9:24 "they simp for her cup"

Any excuse to -hate on Bretonnia- discuss fantasy is a good one, you guys should absolutely do more.

Bretonnia? I mean I know GW is inspired by other people's work, but they didn't even change the work so the teacher couldn't catch on.

Look i am no colin but where the imperium has faith, steel and gunpowder the bretonians have bathwater, horses and baguetts. Plus, Louen Leoncoeur doesn't have a cool griffin and the fay enchantress is not SUPREME

@gagemullis313

9 ай бұрын

Leonceour had Beaquis, a Hippogriff

@TheNameAlcorWasStolenFromMe

9 ай бұрын

@@gagemullis313 Yeah that's why i said *cool* griffin, you can't be cool if you're unironically called Beaquis

@colonelsanders1349

9 ай бұрын

Louen is just a superhuman who could bench press 3 Karls.

If I'm not mistaken, Bretonnian grail knights worship an Eldar female who uses magic to trick humans into thinking she's a goddess. The knights might be cool, but they're being tricked. I like the vampire grail dudes, though. They treat peasants not great. WHFB has influences from multiple cultures and time periods. The Bretonnians are from the Chivalreic period, the Empire is Prussian states in the 1600s to 1700s. Am i wrong? I've only really paid attention to druchii, skaven, undead, and the italians and pirates. Tilerea or whatever

@gagemullis313

9 ай бұрын

Doesn't it say something that an Elven diety choses the noble Knights of Bretonnia over her elf servants? I've heard that in her realm, it is human Grail Knights that defend her and her servants, not Elves

@colonelsanders1349

9 ай бұрын

The Lady of the Lake is Lileath. She’s an actual Goddess who chose the Bretonni tribe to help safeguard the Elven race and ensure that a part of the Warhammer World survived the End Times.

@Predator20357

9 ай бұрын

@@colonelsanders1349That’s a fancy way of calling them meat shields for the Elves. I personally enjoy their original lore where the Elven Goddess found the High Elves to be a bunch of pricks and decided to support the dudes actually worth a damn