“You’re cringe and my dad thinks you’re cringe.”

@cumsteak

Ай бұрын

“You’re lucky my dads asleep. He works for Nintendo”

@diogomiranda5183

Ай бұрын

"You're ugly" - tf2 engineer

@GodWhyTheseHandles

Ай бұрын

“And he’s gonna tell your dad your cringe too.”

@user-bb8fx2yh3k

Ай бұрын

“That’s going in the cringe compilation”

@deadlystalker7483

Ай бұрын

"...Cringe"

"And if I insulted you, let me assure you, I meant to." - Torgaddon. Man, dude did not hold back. He kept going and and get going. No kind of treatment will heal that burn.

@nuyabuisness7526

Ай бұрын

I am 100% using that from now on.

@Tetsujinhanmaa

Ай бұрын

Need to call an Iron Hand Apothecary to remove the tainted flesh.

@negadoge

Ай бұрын

So this is why he was put in a dreadnought

@TheAbaddon01

Ай бұрын

A gentlemen is never rude by mistake 😂

No quicker way to get under an Emperor’s Children astarties’ skin than to let them know that they aren’t impressing anyone.

@AceSlaanesh

Ай бұрын

Now they in return have countless ways to get under anyone's skin, literally

@thebighurt2495

Ай бұрын

​@@AceSlaaneshSomewhere, the Sons of the Phoenix felt a strange pang of guilt for what they know not

@mewre2062

Ай бұрын

crybaby fulgrim getting smoked by ryalnor

@christianschoffmann5041

Ай бұрын

Not just not impressing, even disappointing.

"Look up there." "What's that?" "It's how useless you are."

@MinoTaurus205

Ай бұрын

"You see this trash can?" "It's empty" "Yeah, just like yourself"

@morganjenkins8464

8 күн бұрын

Hay, it says useless on the ceiling

Somewhere the khan is like......"Are sure he isn't one of mine."

@ZOCCOK

Ай бұрын

Khan starts remembering all his one night stands

@e-san6111

Ай бұрын

“We do have Torghun…maybe he is one…”

@cartercoffman1021

Ай бұрын

@@ZOCCOK Man is probably related to 5% of the galaxy. It's been about 1000 since since Ghengis Khan died and 10,000 years since the Heresy, so... Plus Jaghatai is still alive too.

@mortarion9813

26 күн бұрын

​@@cartercoffman1021 Inb4 "Hey, is it just me or do those Saim-Hann Wildriders have lightning scars?"

@cartercoffman1021

22 күн бұрын

@@mortarion9813 I mean, Row Boat Girly Man is with a filthy xenos, so why wouldn't Jaghatai have a few on the side.

Eidolon: you're are not well mannered Torgaddon: you're useless

I love him saying, "If i insulted you, let me assure you, i meant to." That's just really funny to me how its seems he's about to apologise, only to double down

@VA_Nightshade

Ай бұрын

Eidolon deserved it. Man was a prick and an ass. Now he is sadistic prick and ass.

Imagine having an attitude after someone pulls your butt out of the fire

@casperl6437

Ай бұрын

Sounds about right for emperors children

@rory8182

Ай бұрын

Heads so far up their arses they can see their tonsils

@mewre2062

Ай бұрын

well i mean, does it count if you started the fire?

@AmazingAutist

Ай бұрын

​@@casperl6437 which is funny, because from what I understand pre corruption Pilgrim didn't abide by that behavior, and actively told his sons to treat everyone, regardless of their birth, with dignity and respect. Especially since he was born on a starving Factory World and understands struggle and starvation period

@Rawnblade13

Ай бұрын

​@@AmazingAutistUnfortunately, most of his sons didn't get the message. Barring the occasional rarity like Tarvitz, they're all arrogant prideful assholes like Lucius and Eidolon. Yes, they were like that even BEFORE Slaanesh got their hooks in them. Slaanesh just dialed it up to a million.

"I'm a base born cur and proud of it." Tarik Torgaddon was a real laugh.

@derkrischa3720

Ай бұрын

he loved being Horus political cudgel!

Eidolon: you’re nothing but a cur! Torgaddon: Yes, and?

@silversurfer8818

Ай бұрын

Same respons i give, if someone calles me a racist

@AntonsVoice

Ай бұрын

Me. But less extreme.

@justascarecrow6988

Ай бұрын

@@silversurfer8818 That's... wow. Way drop the mask there, bud.

@Nerobyrne

Ай бұрын

I too would be like "I'm proud of being a cur". Because it means I'm not some stuck up royal brat

@Camarobro98

Ай бұрын

​@@silversurfer8818 gigabased

I like how in the first three books the Lunar Wolves are kinda a mix between the Space Wolves and the Dark Angels. They can fight barbarically but they are also knightly in a way.

@ironduke5058

Ай бұрын

Yeah they have this Knightly barbarian feel to them, I love the way their Legion culture was written to be

@lordcurze

Ай бұрын

Does that make Horus one of the "unnecessary" primarchs?

@Tagellus

Ай бұрын

​@@lordcurzeNo, he was meant to be creation of bestest bests out of other brothers

@krankarvolund7771

Ай бұрын

@@lordcurze All Priamrchs are redundant with other Primarchs, they're tools, you want to have some redundancies in your tools, in case one breaks ^^

@thebighurt2495

Ай бұрын

​@@lordcurzeNo, the dude was a linchpin. It's not called the Lorgar Heresy for a reason. Horus had *people skills* and knew the right buttons to push. Peter Turbo, Morty and Angry Ron could've all gone rogue separately and done a ton of damage but couldn't have kicked off a whole Civil War over it.

All hail Tarvitz; all spit upon Eidolon

@jaredunderwood978

Ай бұрын

I also named a Tyranitar Torggadon

@InVinoVeratas

Ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure Emperor's Children would like that, would probably intrigue their Slanesshi bones to be spat upon.

@bencastor9207

Ай бұрын

​@@InVinoVeratasonly if you spit in excess

@thebighurt2495

Ай бұрын

​@@bencastor9207Sons of the Phoenix: Spitting in perfect formation with the maximized spit glob size and density to make the distance needed to hit the person *exactly* in the eye. Just like Dad would want them to.

@steelbear2063

Ай бұрын

And also fuck Erebus

For fuller context. This is after they've been stranded on an island filled with psychotic bug monsters. This is where lucian and Saul stood out for lasting as long as they did especially when there were less than ten astartes

@chaplainwierddream

Ай бұрын

Ah the planet of Murder such a lovely place.

@Help_In_Need

Ай бұрын

And Lucian was using hand of the bug as a weapon. Then Lucius came and beat him in a duel

@VA_Nightshade

Ай бұрын

Eidolon was repared to take all credit, and even tried. Man was fully aware Horus tolerated him because he was the highest ranking officer.

@nimbo951

Ай бұрын

​@@Help_In_NeedI think you ment to put that Lucius used the bugs Blade arm and was later beaten by Loken in a duel.

@devilinred_mj

Ай бұрын

​@@nimbo951but not in a sword fight. Loken just punched him in the face :))

Emperor's throne... that's not a roast, that's the entire BBQ joint

Now let’s be fair, Eidolon was a competent fighter and tactician deserving of his position… but it’s a miracle his ego didn’t get him killed long before he reached that position. Also he is trying to insult a ganger from Chthonia, Torgaddon probably heard worse from his mom on breakfast.

@EVER_PRINCE

Ай бұрын

“Torgaddon! Get your sorry bitch ass down here and eat breakfast before I call your dead beat father in prison to come home just to beat you like he used to and leave you shanked and dying in the shower!” “Love you too mom!”

@nippon19

Ай бұрын

on breakfast as he was 5, or less.

@Snickersnek

Ай бұрын

Raised on Xbox LIVE game chat listening to someone on Twitter threaten to "Unalive" him

I'm sorry, but that is some severe EMOTIONAL DAAMAGE!

He burned him so hard that Prospero barely compare.

The Emperor Children were bred for a Galaxy after the crusades. The Luna Wolves were not.

Being in the emperor’s children is already cause enough to get you roasted

@thewerdna

22 күн бұрын

The only thing they deserve even more is to be constantly kink-shamed.

Ahh Eidolon can’t stop yourself from being the worst. In the book Path of Heaven his pride is so large that he thinks “yeah I could probably take the Kahn in a fight”

@capadociaash8003

Ай бұрын

Some powerscaler will think that’s a serious feat

@petercocchiara659

29 күн бұрын

I want to see that fight, just to watch Eidolon get bodied by the Khan while he isn't even trying

@en-men-lu-ana6870

27 күн бұрын

I misread Khan as Khaine and was a tad confused at the level of ego he'd have to have.

@garrettgoss2691

9 күн бұрын

*Runs in.* "Get some you lowly Primarch!" *Gets his fade run harder than Rodney King with the cops.*

@DustunColeman

6 күн бұрын

He's definitely a good villain that's where I started liking eidolon

Roast? That wasn’t a roast, it was full on Salamander style inferno!

@KossolaxtheForesworn

Ай бұрын

better yet when perturabo beat the shit out of fulgrim and told him his sons now follow his orders because fulgrim is too pathetic to lead.

Dude when I read that the first time I already loved torgoden but it made me love him more

Eidolon felt that more than Malcador on Golden Throne

Torgaddon was such a G

All my homies love Torgaddon

Torgaddon is the best! Still stings what ends up happening to him😢

@nikik5567

Ай бұрын

It’s a true shame the mockery they made of him. And then I’m not sure Garvy was even able to reclaim his body after Saturnine to give him a proper burial.

Eidolon was so insufferable that even his own primarch killed him for it, unfortunately thanks to Fabius Bile he got better.

a little early for friendly fire aint it damn

@eric_moore-6126

Ай бұрын

And they'll still be on the same side during The Heresy

@GrandDadmiral

2 күн бұрын

​@@eric_moore-6126 mixing up Torgaddon and Tormageddon there, friend

@eric_moore-6126

2 күн бұрын

@@GrandDadmiral Did Torgaddon side with the Emperor?

@GrandDadmiral

2 күн бұрын

@@eric_moore-6126 yeah, he fought with the other loyalists on Isstvan 3

Good thing phosphex wasn't banned yet, or else Torgaddon would have been in deep trouble for that roasting

There's a hint of mania in torgaddon's voice

Torgaddon was a hard banger

He shoulda just never mentioned the star after asking about it and just left Eidolon feeling like a dumbass

With humor this good you'd think he's has Russ gene seed.

SO THERE WAS THIS HUGE BEAR

Yall are complaining about the voice acting but the way that "Base-born cur and I'm proud of it!" line has something with it's delivery, I just love it.

@Contekar

Ай бұрын

Haven't seen any complaining, and the VA was great

@Akabans999

Ай бұрын

I agree who the hell is complaining, VA is great.

Loved Tarvitz as a character in book one. He seemed like that one character in a war movie with more common sense than his C.O.

I love Torgaddon, too bad his head departed so early in the series

@wikipediaintellectual7088

Ай бұрын

Eidolon's returned too quickly.

@konradkinne4089

Ай бұрын

I mean hey, better then see him fall to chaos right *huffs copium*

@wikipediaintellectual7088

Ай бұрын

@@konradkinne4089 He did fall to chaos unfortunately.

What an absolute Chad

By decree of the Warmaster, I am here to deliver the most poignant roasts a transhuman is capable of. And I can assure you, I shall take great pleasure in this.

@cassandrabelyeu2419

12 күн бұрын

“Ah, dear cousin. Isn’t that Vulkan’s specialty?”

The guy who did the audiobook did this part so well

@nimbo951

Ай бұрын

I loved Toby Longworths narration for Tarik. I just hate he straight up switched/forgot how he narrated Tarik and used a far worse style. Straight had to play back part of the book to realize Tarik was in fact speaking.

Yo the purple baby was just destroyed

@TheLongVigil

Ай бұрын

I just got a flashgitz style line in my head from reading that, lol. "What, are you gonna cry purple piss-baby?" xD

Eidolon is the true and proper recipient of "F@$" Erebus." Erebus is actually interesting.

Torgaddon was amazing 😢

@srf8788

Ай бұрын

Rip to him and spoiler garviel😢

@krankarvolund7771

Ай бұрын

Yeah, one of the rare characters in Horus Heresy where I got really interested in his fate ^^

Dang Torgaddon, are you sure you're not the Khan's?

Dude I love your content. The voice work and random facts are so damn entertaining!

Dam that dude is definitely hanging out with the salamanders cuz damn he can roast

Torgaddon was the Chadest of the fucking Chads. May he find peace in the Emperor's Light

WOOOO LUNA WOLVES WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE SONS OF HORUUSSSSS

@yourmumgay7901

Ай бұрын

Wasn’t that just their name until they changed it during the heresy?

Torgadden left nothing of that man but ashes from that burn

@jonsin7671

Ай бұрын

Did he join chaos

Torgaddon and Loken, may they be forever remembered as one of the most iconic duos

moutnival Tarik Torgaddon one of the most likeable characters in the horusy books with his witty comments and sassy talks

Awesome part of the book, Torgaddon and Tarvitz are great parts of the Horus heresy series

why tf people crying abt the voices its fucking AMAZING

A worthy roast indeed

I miss pre heresy Luna Wolves

Love the voices by the way. Has a homemade, rustic charm to it..

To stop Phosphex from burning, you must expose it to the void of space. Not even the coldest void can soothe that burn.

Are we sure that is not a Salamander? Cos' that was some serious ROASTING.

Goddamn, dude, you just killed him

this was my favorite moment in the book

And may the roast king rest in peace

Always did like Torgaddon. I always thought his name was pronounced Tore-geddon, myself.

Pure jealousy. When he said "Warmaster" that stung.

No amount of ice ages can cool that burn.

Fuckin *savage*

The voices are great ignore the haters

If I had a nickel for how many fictional characters named Eidolon were absolute Ponce's, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.

@usssztorm1410

Ай бұрын

Its weird it wasn't happening all the time

@darkside2589

Ай бұрын

Eidolon from worm parahumans?

@sugoistalin7809

Ай бұрын

@@darkside2589 Ayy, was wondering anyone would get it.

Torgaddon was a great guy.

@jonsin7671

Ай бұрын

Dis he join chaos

@xcvg

Ай бұрын

@@jonsin7671 He did not join chaos he was killed by "Little Horus" and then his body was possessed by a daemon

Ouch. i can feel that roast all the way from Terra.

Vulkan is like: even i don't burn eldar children like this and i'm a pyromaniac

Eidolon is a character that really confuses me. He fucks up, his tactical mindset is clouded by entitlement, yet he is still assigned as the highest Lord Commander of the third legion. It fits, until the Paletine Phoenix released and we saw how Fulgrim was before corruption. It's a character created in a time when arrogant perverts was all the legion were, and they had to include him even as they write the pre heresy stories.

Astartes Anonymous, Your videos always make me happy, so I subscribed!

Bro got incinerated

Khan: lol they got that fron me

I'm sorry I really am but. Hellsing abridged Alucard.

I just finished reading the book and this was my favorite part gals you mentioned it

@AgentCali21

Ай бұрын

I just finished it too. Honesty one of the best parts of it

The planet Murder was such a bloodbath

Torgaddon my beloved

Man, is he secretly a Salamander? That was an epic burn!

Torgatton was awesome

Don’t worry, the Emperor Children can get a lot more useless. Just look at the Siege of Terra.

I did love that bit.

Damn bro, Fulgrim and the Emperor's Children really are the wet wipes of the setting LMAO

Why does Torgaddon sound so silly? Lmfao

@nvrguru22

Ай бұрын

Because he is not bred like proper men with proper manners

All my homies hate eidelon

This was my favorite part of the book,seeing eidolon get put in his place was amazing

@IamJustaSimpleMan

Ай бұрын

Mine as well, especially since it's surprisingly done with a lot of emotional intelligence. Eidolon is a character that would never back down to any other astartes of another legion, no matter the rank. But even he isn't delussional enough (at least at this point in the timeline) to question the warmasters authority. And more importantly, Torgaddon leverages something very crucial. He questions Eidolons pride in the one way that gets through to him: The Imperiums Warmaster thinks he is incompetent. Torgaddon plays off of Eidolons inherent biases and insecurities.

Eidolon is the only Astartes created out of manure geneseed

Torgaddon is the man

Emperor's Children getting roasted compilation #69

They're technically brother's so if one is of low birth, all are. Not only is he smug, he also doesn't think his insults through.

@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx

Ай бұрын

Cousins* actually.....

i read that part last week

@klogasgames2773

Ай бұрын

Your first HH book?

@joshvonbosch

Ай бұрын

@@klogasgames2773 i read master of mankind a little under a year ago so second technically , bit over halfway through false gods rn

@klogasgames2773

Ай бұрын

@joshvonbosch Aight nice, your in for probably the best storyline i have ever read😁 Good reading mate🫡

@TheGRAclan

Ай бұрын

You have such a wonderful journey ahead of yourself!

@joshvonbosch

Ай бұрын

@@TheGRAclan thx

Indeed good show. A great scene. Love to hare eidolon almost as much as erebus. Torgaddon awesome

Bro got fried frfr☠️☠️

Funny that Cretan is still an insult in 40k considering it was used in Ancient Rome

@user-xo5lc1iv1p

Ай бұрын

*cretin

@krankarvolund7771

Ай бұрын

Cretin, from the mental illness cretinism, caused by insufficient iodine during pregnancy. Not cretan ^^ And no cretin was not used in Ancient Rome, the term for the illness was coined in 1750, and as an insult in 1833 (in litterature, probably earlier in current language ^^).

@LipColt

Ай бұрын

Ancient Rome? So Ultramarines endorse it.

Can astartes talk faster than normal humans

@Lisichkin_Topishe31

Ай бұрын

Probably yes Now I imagine Eminem in power armour

@matthewcherrington2634

Ай бұрын

@@Lisichkin_Topishe31 i was thinking about the flash but yeah

I loved Torgaddon, torgaddon was based

The voice acting aside, Torgaddon was an absolute Chad in the novel. Taking down Eidolon several pegs is more than likely to cause eyebrows to hit hairlines, especially among the EC.

It’s captain sir

"first of all it's cre(e)tin, if your going to insult me do it right" -mike wazowski

Oooooooh🥹 such a beautifully delivered insult