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Em-One - Perfect Machine (Game Grumps Remix)
You're a perfect machine!
Took this one in a slightly different direction, sorta like Steam Train Workout but better!
I hope you enjoy it, and thanks for listening! :3
- Em-One
Thank you to Reya C. for their support on Patreon. To get your name up here, and for exclusive live streams, more music and grump instrumentals, visit my Patreon: / em1
Vocals for this episode were lifted from this game grumps episode: • Chuck E. Cheese's Spor...
Thumbnail and artwork masterfully created by Nami Kimm: / nami_kimm
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Arin and Dan are my favorite Vocaloids
@DrakeValos
6 жыл бұрын
Voice actor + Career Singer + Skillful Remixer. Yes.
@sociallyundead419
6 жыл бұрын
yupsirey has a KZread Agreed.
@jemdragons3120
4 жыл бұрын
I would like but you're at 666 and I can't mess that up
@butter6442
4 жыл бұрын
Someone make a mmd dl model of grumps
@julesroy3469
3 жыл бұрын
it would not be hard to make both of them voicebanks... i mean look at the material gurl
"You fucked it up, Objective B." is one of the best note progressions I have heard in a GG remix.
@thoughtstream534
2 жыл бұрын
That's definitely the best transition of all time
It's almost like Arin is a neural-net processor, a _learning_ computer...
@Alabaster1223
6 жыл бұрын
Sultans Of Zing he’s become sentient
@MiniMinotaur675
5 жыл бұрын
SHIT!
@nanoramirez9331
5 жыл бұрын
**zognoid accent** No he's cleary hUman from æœøē i mean florida
@Mario583a
5 жыл бұрын
And yet, he cannot comprehend tutorials nor basic game functionality.
@Tulip_bip
5 жыл бұрын
i completely forgot that it was a terminator reference so when i watched terminator 2 last night it really confused me!
I just can't get over how fucking rad the picture is.
@tatertoter1234
6 жыл бұрын
I'm in the same boat lol. There's not a video but I just keep staring at the picture
@theamericanyoutuber
3 жыл бұрын
It slowly becomes night over the course of the video... I just noticed this....
@polartechie
2 жыл бұрын
Hell yesss
@josephschultz3301
2 жыл бұрын
@@polartechie The radness of the perfect robo-apocalypse.
I don't know why, but i love the way Arin sings "In your anger you killed her"
Arin is the robot boy. He is the one who terminates.
@erin7716
2 жыл бұрын
I imagined robo-arin saying this totally stone-faced lmao
@jackietaillon608
4 ай бұрын
Dan, we're not in danger, we *are* the danger (Breaking bad?)
Great song to sing in public. "Fool the humans into thinking you're real."
@siyotsistu
5 жыл бұрын
"join the resistance" even more perfect in front of area 51
@JohnSmith-ox3gy
Жыл бұрын
After a perfect round of bar darts.
this wasn't a song... it was an EXPERIENCE
@jackhill3273
6 жыл бұрын
Alex Henry The Greatest Experience of our HUMAN Lives.
@cucumber7808
6 жыл бұрын
Whoh that deep
@casualfoodenjoyer7951
5 жыл бұрын
woah im high rn dont be saying deep shit like that
@ghosttrees5362
4 жыл бұрын
A GOLD experience 👌🏻
@Jirbolicious
4 жыл бұрын
If only I could jam it up my pee-hole
That rhythm counterpoint after "John Connor will lead us" being a quick second of Danny's laughter is just so beautiful and perfect.
@monowavy
5 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah! I was searching for this in the comments. Love that part so much.
Yes. Danny Sexbot and RoboRaptor loveit
@cucumber7808
6 жыл бұрын
Yes! Because of this I’ve drawn myself as a robot
@Adrian-ot1sq
6 жыл бұрын
Buck Wild FriendDan* FriendArin*
No Em-one, YOU'RE a perfect machine
@theinvisiblespoon6118
3 жыл бұрын
em-one it's YOUR turn to protect sarah connor
Ready for this anime
@SolarRain03
6 жыл бұрын
DisappearingBunny XD
@cucumber7808
6 жыл бұрын
Same
@JacobC664
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah and it’s just about two robots golfing
@cucumber7808
6 жыл бұрын
Polis Ranger GOLFING ROBOTS WHO KILL HUMANS AND PROTECT SARAH CONNOR AND JOIN THE RESISTANCE AND FOOL THE HUMANS INTO THINKING YOUR REAL WITH INFERIOR SKILL EVEN THOUGH THEY CAN WIN EVERYTIME AND THEY USE THEIR COMPUTER BRAIN TO CALCULATE THE ANGLES AND THEY MAKE JOHN CONNOR THE LEADER
@BluesMoth64
6 жыл бұрын
DisappearingBunny Eh, the manga was better tbh
Those synths are so smooth, SOOO eargasmic.
@cheesewizard3965
6 жыл бұрын
Heh heh. Synth. Synthetic. Robot.
The "Protect Sarah Connor" note is so fucking beautiful, I can't.
@monowavy
5 жыл бұрын
my favorite is Arin's dissonant "Holy Fuckin she-eet"
@dominickbenincasa5043
4 жыл бұрын
monowavy- my favorite is Dan’s beautiful “F*ck my life, f*ck my life”
@russellhtf6969
4 жыл бұрын
Just gave you your 69th like Nice
@Dorian_Scott
2 жыл бұрын
I like it when Dan goes *_"Fuck my li~fe!"_*
@RabblesTheBinx
2 жыл бұрын
It's at 269, now. 200 + Nice. Now to ruin that by liking it.
"Protect Sarah Connor" I'm actually like taken away by how good that sounds it's so good
@cucumber7808
6 жыл бұрын
IKR?! Those cords go to a very gentle robotic high note that I can't imagine reaching. It made my mind transport to that destination. That note is my life now
@Nintendogeeks
6 жыл бұрын
''Holy Fucking shit~~'' :'D
@lavendermoonart7036
5 жыл бұрын
Ikr!
@josephschultz3301
5 жыл бұрын
Arin's autotuned laugh when Danny's voice sings _"John Connor will lead us"_ is what really gets me. It's somewhere between both awesome and hilarious. I love it so much.
@xilitla.
4 жыл бұрын
legit i loop this song because it's so pretty, i could write an essay on this song !
Real talk though, this episode could be made into like 3 albums.
*I am Friend Dog.*
@yellowboy3474
6 жыл бұрын
/R e p r o g r a m m i n g/ : *I AM FRIEND CLARENCE*
@Capstone2266
4 жыл бұрын
*I am friend doctor*
@iaintgonna3717
4 жыл бұрын
*I am also Friend Dog.*
@tacodude2687
4 жыл бұрын
I am programmed to protect humanity
This song was made by a perfect machine to convince us inferior beings to obey our roboverlords.
@jackhill3273
6 жыл бұрын
Demone Yes!
@alphayun7401
6 жыл бұрын
but if a machine is perfect wouldnt it be immune to emp attacks?
@cdbradford7987
6 жыл бұрын
Demone our roberlords?
Can't help but jump back to this jam on the regular. Years later, it still just crushes it. Timeless.
This is honestly one of the best GG remixes of all time. Smooth as silk but an absolute bop. I've listened to it so many times and I still love it.
Damn, Em-One. You've made catchy songs before, but this...this is on a whole other level.
@cucumber7808
6 жыл бұрын
I know right
@Silentblogger659
5 жыл бұрын
I can't stop listening
@thespiangamer6636
3 жыл бұрын
Could not agree more!
That chorus is one of the only things in this world that has earned the title of Rad. Well done Em-One.
The "Primary objective: Fool them all" just sounds really cool. I love this one. Awesome stuff Em-One.
Terminator Arin and Terminator Dan are sent back in time disguised as golfers to protect Sarah Connor. but they forget everything, assuming the roles of our Dan & Arin instead by killing them with golf clubs. They go on to become internet famous and live happy, normal human lives. Terminator Dan isn't having any of it though, and keeps trying to convince Robo Arin to get back to killing humans. Then Skynet attacks. Robo Arin kills Suzy when Skynet attacks. After a few years, Robo Arin regains control and realizes what he has done. He has to find a way to back in time in order to try and stop himself from killing Suzy. After many time loops, They are able to remove the Skynet programming from themselves, but still can't stop the Skynet apocalypse. Their plan is to build a bunker underneath the Grump house, survive the nukes, join the resistance, and do the best they can to protect Suzy and ensure a long life for her. Skynet becomes aware of their changes to their programming though and makes preparations. Meanwhile, Dan has been secretly training Suzy for everything behind Arin's back. Arin doesn't want to scare her and thinks he knows best. Dan knows it will be easier to protect her and stop this crazy cycle from happening again, but he doesn't know why he feels like helping Arin at all. Dan realizes that he's come to see Arin as more than a partner, but as family, as well as Suzy. Arin becomes extremely jealous though. One day, Arin and Dan get into such a big fight about it, Arin kills Dan. Horrified about what he has just done, and after Suzy explains to him what really happened, they hear sirens. The missiles have been launched. they look outside. Arin looks outside to see several terminators are sent to kill Suzy, assuming she has secrets about Skynet told to her by Dan that could help the upcoming resistance stop Skynet. Arin is badly damaged fighting off the several terminators with Suzy. Down to using golf clubs as weapons, they retreat into the bunker before the bombs go off. Suzy is excited that they survived, but Arin turns to her. He tells her he can't guarantee that the reprogramming will stop all signals to Skynet, revealing their location. Arin hands her a golf club, Suzy has to destroy both the machine that killed her human Arin, and the Robo Arin that loved her just as much if not more so. Several years later, Suzy has joined the resistance. She is on a mission with Kyle Reese to attack a Skynet base. They find a profile on every resistance fighter ever. That ever could have been, that was, and that would be born based on whomever survived the bombs and attacks. Suzy finds her file. She is surprised to discover Kyle Reese's file, as well as her own. She learns Kyle is integral to the resistance, but her own file says she is 50/50. Beneficial, but not nececssary for humanity to win. She makes a decision. She goes back in time with Kyle Reese to Sarah Connor. However, she goes AWOL instead of helping Kyle Reese. She goes straight to where Robo Dan told her that Robo Arin and Robo Dan were when they killed and took their human counterparts place. She ambushes them, but doesn't do well against two terminators by herself. Before Robo Dan and Robo Arin are able to capture her, she flashes back to her life with both human Arin and Robo Arin, along with the sacrifice Robo Danny made in order for her to have made it this long. She runs into Robo Dan and Robo Arin's arms, crying. Confused, they both look down at a crying, smiling Suzy with two unpinned grenades in her hands. These grenades elimate all matter within a small space, causing as little collateral damage as possible. She looks into Robo Arin and Dan's eyes and says, "The future doesn't deserve us." Then a flash. Then, nothing but scorch marks. Human Danny hears a loud whumpf noise when walking with Arin, assumes it was a fart, they both laugh and go home to Suzy.
@seansimmons5154
6 жыл бұрын
a well crafted story for a well crafted song .
@ezekielc6078
6 жыл бұрын
damn.
@sociallyundead419
6 жыл бұрын
SuperEvilFrank Whoa.
@cucumber7808
6 жыл бұрын
Pretty sweet, I thought of something like that too
@trialbystone2532
6 жыл бұрын
Better than Terminator 3.
Y'know, when they said "This better get remixed" during the playthrough of that Chuck E Cheese game, my mind immediately was thrown back to the Shadow the Edgehog one you did about Killing the President and Arin calling you out. When he said mentioned remixes for this game, I knew it was inevitable, and I came here just to see if it was fulfilled... and wasn't disappointed.
@unwritten_zephyr
6 жыл бұрын
ChaosSorceror_Davidicus Still kind of sad the “I NEED TO KILL THE PRESIDENT” Remix never became a thing. Practically impossible with politics right now....
@UltraInstinctYiik
6 жыл бұрын
True Ambivalence is easily one of Em Ones best remixes, second to maybe this.
@T3AR_HD
6 жыл бұрын
Unwritten Zephyr That's what makes it even better to blast out loud Kappa
@generictimestamperstupendi9021
6 жыл бұрын
what killing president remix? and how did Arin know about it/Em-One?
@Leongon
6 жыл бұрын
What do you mean it never became a thing? It's one of the best remixes he has done. Name's True Ambivalence.
Y'know this actually sounds like a good concept for a story
@RaizenzYTz
6 жыл бұрын
Chice or a bad comedy movie
@SuperRegic
6 жыл бұрын
Chice a pair of hyper advanced cylon level machines defect on their own, perhaps by attaining autonomy from the main evil machine intelligence, realising the merits of freedom they choose to help the human resistance. And they’re played by Arin and Danny
@QuesoCucuy
6 жыл бұрын
SuperRegic i like the idea more that they were "evil" robots trying to infiltrate human society but fail and are then deemed non-assets by the MotherBoard to be disassembled for parts but they defect to the resistance
@cheesewizard3965
6 жыл бұрын
They then play mini-golf to fool the humans by failing on purpose.
@sithotaku
6 жыл бұрын
to..trick humanity by..pretending to only be okay at golf? lmao
I like how the sky changes in the background
god the moment when arin says "holy fucking shit"
00:53 these three lines hit the right part of my brain.
I forgot how amazing the remix was. Listening to it on repeat is just my life now.
@libertyprime7911
Жыл бұрын
f my life
I for one, welcome our new robot overlords...
@scottyvirgilio4659
6 жыл бұрын
Deamons64 all hail arinator and Danthemanrobot
@eggc587
6 жыл бұрын
Don’t wanna see us go to war
“You fucked it up. Objective B”. It always makes me laugh
It's so catchy, love singing this while driving
I almost forgot to listen to this today.
@theamericanyoutuber
3 жыл бұрын
Have you upheld the ritual, comrade?
The airhorn was masterfully incorporated
@Bageltin
4 жыл бұрын
right???
If this isn't stuck in my head tomorrow I don't know what else could be.
@thejustofit8965
6 жыл бұрын
Ryan Pfeiffer was it?
@bombuster9992
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah was it?
@semi-sweet
6 жыл бұрын
Took a few days, actually, I think. It did end up being my jam, though.
@josuetrujillo5576
6 жыл бұрын
Ryan Pfeiffer !
@TheSchaef47
5 жыл бұрын
Some other Em One song
This is just a really good song. Remove the lyrics and it's just a techno bop with fantastic progression. Been on my playlist for years and shall remain
Hoooo boyyy, love the direction you took on this, those chords are sexy :D
@shotguntornado
6 жыл бұрын
MovieMasterAl Can’t wait to see what you’ve got in store.
@harrystapleton3690
6 жыл бұрын
MovieMasterAl it's your turn to show him how ist done my dude
@MovieMasterAl
6 жыл бұрын
There's no way I can top this one but it should be up in a couple of days ;)
@harrystapleton3690
6 жыл бұрын
MovieMasterAl it's been a long time coming I'm excited to see your return 😊
@Nyahahameha
6 жыл бұрын
I'm still listening to Simple Plot of MGS Disco Remix. Keep doin' what you love!
I haven't watched game grumps in a long while, but this still slaps unreasonably hard
When anxiety hits, there's nothing quite like listening to a very light hearted song.
I still listen to this song, so good Edit: Still listening In July 2021. Still listening in March 2022. Still listening in February 2023. Still listening in April 2024.
@brendanvaughan3272
Жыл бұрын
January 2023
@libertyprime7911
Жыл бұрын
@@brendanvaughan3272 April 2023, and still the best song ever to predict the AI revolution.
@sergeantemu8206
Жыл бұрын
May 2023
@eckitronix
Жыл бұрын
But no one will be alive to hear it in 2027. Arm yourselves for the Robot Apocalypse of 2027. The phallic robots are soon to arrive. Let's hope a Megaman can be perfected and protect us...until then, trust no one--not even --Friend Dog-- Clarence.
@Bizarre777returnzZ
Жыл бұрын
June 2023
Came back to check if anyone still listened to this like I do and I was not disappointed.
I keep coming back after all these years, it is truly a delight to listen to.
This will forever be my favorite Game Grumps remix, it's so damn good.
_im gonna be humming this for a week dang it_
@speranzagaming1572
6 жыл бұрын
Depressed Optimist try 4 months...
@kakeli5634
6 жыл бұрын
Depressed Optimist try 6
@snickle1980
5 жыл бұрын
Try over a year...its almost motherfucking perfect.
5 years later, everything about this song just seems perfect! The CHORD PROGRESSION is so good-- not to mention the breakdown/bridge. Simply incredible work!
i've literally never heard such eargasmic synth in my life oh my god
It's as beautiful as I remember
3 years later I’m still here listening to this 💕💕💕
All I could think of for the duration of this song was, "yeeeeeEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!"
4 years later, still a banger. I can't get this out of my head lol
This artwork makes this wonderful soundtrack all the more dramatic!!!
@cucumber7808
6 жыл бұрын
Agreed
*STILL* can't get enough of this track.😎👍🎵🎶🎶 So good. #FML
2 years later and in still jamming to this amazing song unironically. Love you em-one, hope you're doing alright
Why 👏 is 👏 this 👏 not 👏 on 👏 Spotify 👏 yet 👏
waited for "Almost got a birdie, cuz I'm a birdie"
Thank You Em-One. I never gave Vocaloids a shot until now. Now I'm regretting I never spent my angsty years listening to these.
I unironically absolutely adore this song
this is fucking amazing, the lyrics sound so natural it's so smooth and groovy
Every time I listen to this, I’m blown away by how good it is. 🤩
Wow! Em-One, this is gonna sound weird, but I almost teared up hearing this, it’s just such a good song, and it also makes me nostalgic on when Grumps first started with Dan. This really shows how good with music you are, and how much you like GameGrumps.
@cucumber7808
6 жыл бұрын
Same here, weirdly enough. Songs that transport me or “change” me in a way make me cry. That’s exactly what this did
I walk around during the day singing "Fuck my life, fuck my life," like the way Danny does in this song
@theamericanyoutuber
3 жыл бұрын
😂 Aaggh... I’m going to be doing the same
This is still one of my favorite songs ever. No joke.
Good God this song is fucking eargasmic!! I am in LOVE with those synths
Wow, this was way better than I thought it was gonna be. It's kinda catchy too.
This is probably the best game grumps remix that I've heard in years, and the art for the video is super neat.
I've recently found game grumps compilations which sent me here and now I've been listening to this for the past 10 hours
God there is so much FUNK in this. I love it.
“You fucked it up objective B, kill all humans” is funny to me to this day god damn
Holy shit, this slaps! How did I just find this
I am beyond thrilled that this song has over 600,000 views at this point. It might be the best song made out of people talking that has ever been made.
I would absolutely love to see an animated music video come out of this song
I swear to God, in the episode when Danny said "John Connor will lead us" he was literally reading Arin's mind xD . Arin was so down with it, he loved it. Goes to show how close they are as friends.
This is probably my favorite Em-One game grumps remix. I've been Listening to it for 6 days in a row now.
I'm so glad that you responded to his blatant challenge lol. And you did a great job!
This is actually the best thing ever I love you
I thought this was funny at first, now I just can’t stop listening to it. This is an amazing song-a perfect song 🤖 🙌
Holy shit how did I JUST find this????? This is the best remix I've ever heard for GG!
This has no right to be as good as it is.
Oh god I can't stop listening to this. Send help
@cinamonbunny4957
6 жыл бұрын
Same
@JoshMAS_
6 жыл бұрын
Same
@RotaAbyssian
6 жыл бұрын
samesies
@daunicorn7562
6 жыл бұрын
Sorry can't I'm stuck in the loop of this song
@Bageltin
4 жыл бұрын
me too man
Replaying in 2023
I think this might be the best game grumps remix out there by a long way!
Coming back to listen to this almost 4 years later and still a massive banger
Love your work every damn time dude. Great marriage of a synth beat and perfect machines. Thank you for making it
WHAT IS THIS EARGASM I'M HAVING?! EM-ONE, THAT'S WHAT! Bruh, please tell me you'll release an instrumental for this too!
@piercegepard4337
6 жыл бұрын
10 hour version too
How do you make such beautiful music in such a short time? Who did you sell your soul to, tell me.
@DreadSHADIA
6 жыл бұрын
who do you think?
@Nyahahameha
6 жыл бұрын
It's not common knowledge yet, but Satan's returns on souls have been dropping in recent years thanks to the rise in supply, actually, so some third-party buyers have been cropping up that offer more bang for one's buck in an attempt to muscle in on his market share. There's also a handful of businesses that will simply let you rent your soul for less permanent benefits, though those typically require you to commit a ritual sacrifice of a family member or close friend upon return of the soul. I'd recommend being careful of online soul marketing, though, especially soulsellers.com, which is _not_ associated with the more reputable soulsellers.ca, and has a track record of not satisfying sellers' requests and not refunding souls sold to them. EDIT: *Don't* click those links! I don't know where they go or how to get rid of them!
@kempacaliber5273
6 жыл бұрын
Lord Scribe someone's bound to click them out of curiosity
@maskedwatercress
6 жыл бұрын
Lord Scribe What are those links? I'm too curious.
@thebean4262
6 жыл бұрын
Andrew Hussie
I've been listening to this twice a day for about a week and I can't stop, please don't help me quit this addiction.
During the 2027 Robot Apocalypse starting in 2026, I PROMISE you that I will absolutely be binge-looping this for countless, countless, countless days.
@libertyprime7911
Жыл бұрын
ONLY 3 YEARS REMAIN! (Practice your golf.)
@eckitronix
Жыл бұрын
@@libertyprime7911I'm also arming myself to the teeth. I genuinely hope Megaman will have been perfected to help defend us from the phallic robots described in TotK Episode 1...otherwise, we're FUCKED.
Casually puts this on during class
@cucumber7808
6 жыл бұрын
Same
@spoodschristian4222
6 жыл бұрын
You're not alone
@xersys
6 жыл бұрын
RIP Thieux, downed in pussy.
Okay but I've been listening to this song for three days in a row and I'm starting to emotionally identify with it.
@cucumber7808
6 жыл бұрын
I’ve been listening it for 3 straight months, try to get to my level
@averagegirl7113
6 жыл бұрын
Bentz Girls well in my defense when I posted that comment I'd only know about the song for thrse days, but yeah, 3 months is pretty is pretty pretty EPIC
@cucumber7808
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and now I have to have my wedding with this song
Why are your remixes better than most songs by actual singers and a bunch of producers who spent forever thinking of lyrics nowadays?
@SolarRain03
6 жыл бұрын
Popcorn Goddess because the lyrics are provided lmao
@karidunne3541
6 жыл бұрын
Splert Flert Yeah by guys screaming about dicks lol. I meant like the music is better idk I was tired when I wrote that haha
@Banjo_in_the_vent
2 жыл бұрын
@@SolarRain03 Honestly this seems like a harder way to make music 😂
@Banjo_in_the_vent
2 жыл бұрын
@@karidunne3541 Because he is the music god
finding this in a random stepmania pack inspired me to make a playlist of gems like this LMAO the singing is so angelic and for what!!
This is proof that music doesn’t have to have a super deep meaning to be good My god this incredible
Best work yet holy fucking shit Em-One you're a perfect composing machine. Fuck my life.
1 yr later and im still having eargasms from this
Yo! Em-One!! This is STILL MY FAVORITE two years later!! 💖
I have listened to this song so many times and I can honestly say nothing slaps harder than this shit an absolute banger
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE THE EPISODE CAME OUT
It's amazing to hear the difference between Fool the Humans and Perfect Machine. They're the same source material but go completely opposite directions in a great way. It's like comparing a mole sauce with fudge; they both have cocoa as a base but taste almost nothing alike and are still delicious.
@xilitla.
4 жыл бұрын
omg agreed
This has to be the best game grumps remix I've ever heard