Imagine you get cut off in traffic, and it tweets your thoughts

@leon-xo7jg

2 ай бұрын

dont hack neur

@The_TD5_Discovery

2 ай бұрын

Haha… I’m going to jail!

@Aminashins

2 ай бұрын

“THIS IS TWITTER NOT THE INSTAGRAM COMMENT SECTION”

@mrchurr8016

2 ай бұрын

Sorry I have Tourette’s in my brain 🧠

@fatalejean8017

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Can’t wait for the ads to be playing in my dreams while I sleep 😭

@Herobrine37440

2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@k_sam

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂🙌🏽

@coolniss5430

2 ай бұрын

“Want a brake from the ads”

@ashtonvlogs212

2 ай бұрын

😂

@neemylouis8462

2 ай бұрын

@@coolniss5430you gotta upgrade to 199.99 package plan 😅

Everyone gangsta until Elon executes Order 66.💀

@denco37

2 ай бұрын

"Eliminate all poor people" 💀💀

@SPECTREA-vm7fy

2 ай бұрын

Order 666

@The-Real-Soundwave

2 ай бұрын

@@SPECTREA-vm7fyit is happening soon

@user-dp7gc5mc4y

2 ай бұрын

no, its order 66

@KalebWille-bp1nf

2 ай бұрын

He be the type to ask Christians If they want a bot Implanted In there head named 333x2

“Your Bluetooth device is ready to pair”

@burtoncraft

2 ай бұрын

*in a Chinese accent*

@r35ct12

2 ай бұрын

ze blu toof devise iz redy two pear

@TPFan938

Ай бұрын

​@@r35ct12why is this actually real..

@Tigrester_gaming

Ай бұрын

​@@r35ct12lol 💀😭😭

@Tigrester_gaming

Ай бұрын

​@@r35ct12relatable

Imagine someone hacking into your brain and rick rolling you nonstop 💀

@TEAMDUCKZ

Ай бұрын

"NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN-" Ahh comment

@Milk.Shake._

Ай бұрын

All of this nonsense just beyond crazy

The end is near...

@GamerKaiden

Ай бұрын

i thought the same thing!

@FreedomFirst1st

Ай бұрын

It is.

@GKman999

Ай бұрын

Yes . Jesus is coming soon

@FizzyFazzer

28 күн бұрын

Real,Jesus is coming ❤

@ghubin

24 күн бұрын

We must preach before it’s too late. Share with everyone but in a non-forcable way. The signs are getting too great

Imagine your brain got hacked

@kengk77

2 ай бұрын

Hacker:Add Rick roll to brain

@Txtic01

2 ай бұрын

LOL

@Kyermike

2 ай бұрын

the neuralink can't send signals

@Newyorkfr

2 ай бұрын

@@Kyermikeyou fucked up the Joke

@theliam3786

2 ай бұрын

@@Newyorkfrthats not a joke it’s an idea

Elon Musk: The time has come….Execute order 66! You: Yes my lord…

@BladeOfGrass662

2 ай бұрын

Exact same thoughts brotha

@ownagesniper1

2 ай бұрын

I wonder what Elon's order 66 would do though

@BladeOfGrass662

2 ай бұрын

@@ownagesniper1 if I had to guess, it would be to target our countries’ governments so he could make the earth a part of his new galactic empire

@Razerx379

2 ай бұрын

@@BladeOfGrass662 this is facts

@MonkeyKing585

Ай бұрын

@@BladeOfGrass662😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

We will control gadgets with neuralink and they will control us using it

@omaralqau9008

2 ай бұрын

Ong

@priangsunath3951

2 ай бұрын

In it's current version at least, It's only a one way device, literally just a brain powered mouse

@user-rb5br1go4n

2 ай бұрын

God warned us all about Being chipped Antichrist will try to control us and all things no cash no buying or selling anything without the chip in hand or forehead well this is in forehead inside skull the are building robots and chips that has been going on people have received chips to buy things and open people's doors do not get the chip it's saying to God you are on Antichrist side God is coming back for those who believe in him he saves us but we also have to do our part as Christians tell people not to do anything that set you apart from Christ Jesus !!!

@GolAcheron-fc4ug

Ай бұрын

@@priangsunath3951 they could easily update the technology to go 2 way in the future. It’s a slippery slope. Bad idea to even let them ease us into it.

@jebronekitty

Ай бұрын

Hopefully, I'm tired of using my own body.

All fun and games till mark of the beast type shit starts happening 💀

@GolAcheron-fc4ug

Ай бұрын

make no mistake. that is literally their end goal.

@gregoriah17

Ай бұрын

first the microchip implant in the right hand, then this, yep this is probably the mark of the beast

@sargentsg6977

27 күн бұрын

Christians are delusional asf😂

@Psawyer555

13 күн бұрын

It’s sad that the physically disabled are gonna be the mark of the beat’s first victims then. I feel bad for the first person this happened too. Ignorance won’t get you out of taking the mark of the beast unfortunately

@GolAcheron-fc4ug

13 күн бұрын

@@Psawyer555 That would really be fucking stupid if people got to hell for something they had NO CONTROL over. That’s not just.

NO, I don’t want nothing inside my body

@thomas-nk7kx

2 ай бұрын

this is a double negative.... soo that's a yes?? ;)

@blacdiamond2334

2 ай бұрын

@@thomas-nk7kx I mean that's a very technical response, in the context of this video I would assume that its safe to say they mean to apply their logic to the brain chip device :thumbsup:

@shusrutaprasai5784

2 ай бұрын

Ai is taking over

@blacdiamond2334

2 ай бұрын

@@shusrutaprasai5784 Yeah, it’s not really a bad thing, sort of like the Industrial Revolution, AI could make a new revolution which makes people become their own employees since they can get their own knowledge easily and machinery will automate it, what we currently had I society was a knowledge based society and now that is changing, so in school now instead of memorizing formulas and needing to understand the entirety of it, in school we could just have calculators instead which we just plug in what we know which gives us a consistent outcome, will definitely happen if it’s more reliable than human output, this could make students who are less well in school become at a higher range of expertise but only in the sense of a baseline, that means needing to do jobs that still require knowledge and cannot be reliable to AI or calculators yet such as being a doctor, will become more emotionally pressuring because happiness is usually proportional; so basically a kid who has ADHD has better chances becoming a doctor when the internet was just developing (so they don’t get distracted with other personal values such as TikTok) while in the newer age they will be more distracted with easier to do things because they are more naturally capable with just using the new tools and not going out of their comfort zone. But then in the AI age, the same kid has better chances to become something more than they would have been on average because of the new baseline. What I’m saying is, AI will make it more difficult for people to develop into a higher percentile range when using previous evolution techniques, but that is not to say that it will open new ways of development, for all I know the AI could combine with brain chip so people could allow to enjoy productivity, allowing them to surpass their more animal-like simulation searching

@blacdiamond2334

2 ай бұрын

@@shusrutaprasai5784 oh yeah and so I guess because of that if your worried of aí taking over your probably one of the people who will actually most benefit this! So you worrying more indicates your probably going to be more successful! So don’t worry as much!

Imagine being in a crowd and thinking about corn and then all of a sudden you hear your phone making moaning sounds💀

@MonkeyKing585

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@slitch4410

7 күн бұрын

First realistic joke in the comment section

Seems like Cyberpunk technology is slowly turning real

@GolAcheron-fc4ug

Ай бұрын

except it’s not the dream they make it out to be. it’s a nightmare.

I need to see Elon use it himself first 😅😂

@user-rb5br1go4n

Ай бұрын

Exactly 💯

@royroy3

Ай бұрын

But he won't

@VadimKulchitskiy-mu2mq

Ай бұрын

He won't. Along never uses anything his companies built. He won't drive his death traps cars. Won't fly in his starships. And won't get neorolink. Elon is all hype. He probably doesn't even use starlink.

@demiladeilori3693

Ай бұрын

Yh 💯

@Psawyer555

13 күн бұрын

He probably won’t let any of his family members use it either

Cyberpunk has taught me that the only thing worse than a bullet in your brain is a computer

@GolAcheron-fc4ug

Ай бұрын

literally it would make hell a reality

‘Your Bluetooth device has disconnected’ 💀

And then somebody sends you infected files so you'll dream about Hero Wars ads while sleeping.

@dfprod.

Ай бұрын

this is evil

What if you can’t afford sleep tokens? 😢

@GolAcheron-fc4ug

Ай бұрын

no rest day or night forever and ever

My intrusive thoughts 💀💀💀

Can't wait to accidentally leak my disturbing thoughts to all my friends and family

@OwenCarter10

Ай бұрын

Fr! I wouldn’t want my family members to know what I did to that monkey alone in that island

@RonaldGT2013

Ай бұрын

@@OwenCarter10what u do

I don’t like where this is going

@lailahrossbates1328

2 ай бұрын

Me too 😤😔

@CarlosRodriguez-gz4po

2 ай бұрын

How much you wanna bet that Russia and China won’t do this?

@Patel-Chirag-Gupta

2 ай бұрын

​@@CarlosRodriguez-gz4po the whole of asia, the whole of europe, AND the whole of africa dont do artifical dyes in their foods.. america does.. so i understand what you mean.

@robertoroberto9798

Ай бұрын

@@Patel-Chirag-Gupta That’s just plainly false. FYI, the EU approves the use of Red 40 and Sunshine Yellow in their food, despite what so many bloggers say. Why? Because it’s safe in all normal conditions unless you purposely eat a whole bucket of the stuff. And also, Japan has over 4000 different additives banned in the US, EU and Canada.

@Patel-Chirag-Gupta

Ай бұрын

@@robertoroberto9798 yeah youre right, i was wrong. i guess i was so caught up in trying to make a point i exagerated the fact that they have a warning label on foods that contain that, and made it soemthing it wasnt.. again. i was wrong

sometimes I wish I was born 50 years earlier, life would have been easier and more simple

@IbrahimDar-nu5tz

Ай бұрын

Probably in 80s, it would've been fantastic.

@gavra-1337

Ай бұрын

@@IbrahimDar-nu5tz yeah 😀

@YETI_312

Ай бұрын

Thats the decade where the most murders took place ever.​ The 80s were not nice@@gavra-1337

@aaradhya27992

Ай бұрын

@@IbrahimDar-nu5tzfr😢

@user-uh6xc1wg1e

Ай бұрын

Me too

I just realized, dreaming would be such a hazard with this, unless the signal interpretation technology could tell the difference between the awake brain's active state and the dreaming brain's active state.

@El_Fabricio

2 ай бұрын

Needs to be turned off just like airplane mode.

@Zaku960

2 ай бұрын

How did we discovered dream state and awake state in the first place? Machines can do a lot you know.

@GolAcheron-fc4ug

Ай бұрын

This technology is a hazard plain and simple.

@johnmillerpere_grin6371

Ай бұрын

@@Zaku960 Frankly, you can tell that a person is dreaming because you can see the brain being active while you also see the person asleep, not to mention you can ask them when they wake up if they had a dream.

@robertoroberto9798

Ай бұрын

@@GolAcheron-fc4ug Would you rather be completely paraplegic your entire life with no control of your body below the neck, or have a chip installed into you that lets you have full control again? Right now it’s already being tested and the first person to have it installed played Sid Meier’s Civilization 6 for an entire day straight because he couldn’t do anything before. Withholding this technology is cruel to the people who are disabled.

Import:("Order 66.") break else: print("mind override :", command sequence (user_input))

Him: "Imagine being able to control your phone with your min-" Me: No!

This is Elon Musk❌ This is Elongated Musk-rat✔️

That should be made illegal

People don’t like this but some do. It won’t become mandatory you will always have to pay for it. Once the majority of people get these installed the others will be “forced” to get them in order to keep up with society. The same thing happened with cellphones. You don’t need a cellphone but life is a lot harder without one.

@user-uh6xc1wg1e

2 ай бұрын

Revelation 13:16-17 (Bible) He causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their forehead, 17 so that no one may buy or sell, except he who has the mark or the name of the beast or the number of his name.

@priangsunath3951

2 ай бұрын

In its current version at least, It's literally just a brain powered mouse. It doesn't really have much use outside of helping the paralyzed

@Patel-Chirag-Gupta

2 ай бұрын

​@@user-uh6xc1wg1e youre not wrong, but do you genuinely believe that THIS is it? i just would like to know so we can be on the same page here

@GolAcheron-fc4ug

Ай бұрын

@@Patel-Chirag-Gupta it very well could be. considering microsoft and other companies already have patents for using this technology in conjunction with cryptocurrency and rfid sensors

@Patel-Chirag-Gupta

Ай бұрын

@@GolAcheron-fc4ug that makes sense.. i figure we'll continue watching then. just how Jesus told us to do. and not worry just how He told us to.

This is good because if I get this I’ll no longer use my right arm to do my special moments when I’m alone

Mark of the beast

@chilagarcia2716

2 ай бұрын

Exactly

@GolAcheron-fc4ug

Ай бұрын

they will trick people into thinking it won’t be that bad. but it will be 😢 it will be the worst thing humanity ever made

I wonder if it can remember those videos I been looking for years so I can do my special moments alone

@OP-rooster

Ай бұрын

Fr I been trying to find a specific video for at least 6 years now

@marcusjohnsondaviscarterii5225

Ай бұрын

WTF

@marcusjohnsondaviscarterii5225

Ай бұрын

Y’all are weird ngl… if I had nuerolink I would use it to watch my favorite KZreadrs without constantly hiding my phone from getting caught at night

@OwenCarter10

Ай бұрын

@@marcusjohnsondaviscarterii5225getting caught from what?

@marcusjohnsondaviscarterii5225

Ай бұрын

Because it’s past my bed time it be like 2am

-Mom do you need something I'm going to the repair shop. --Why? -my Brain's over heating.

Everyone gangstas until ads play in our minds

Dude that’s not good that’s mark of the beast

@nikoarc420

2 ай бұрын

We live in the end times

@user-uh6xc1wg1e

2 ай бұрын

Absolutely right

@odb1612

2 ай бұрын

are you sure guys?

@user-uh6xc1wg1e

2 ай бұрын

@@odb1612 yes you read book of revelation 13:16-17(Bible) He causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their forehead, 17 so that no one may buy or sell, except he who has the mark or the name of the beast or the number of his name.

@user-uh6xc1wg1e

2 ай бұрын

@@odb1612 Yes you read Revelation 13:16-17 (bible) He causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their forehead, 17 so that no one may buy or sell, except he who has the mark or the name of the beast or the number of his name.

Imagine your brain get hacked, and the hacker decides to end your life.

@OwenCarter10

Ай бұрын

Or what’s even worse Russian hackers! Hacking Americans so they can attack their own kind ! Scary!

Imagine getting ads while trying to solve a maths problem.

Imagine living your life then a unstoppable ad just pops inside your head.💀

Elon musks neuralink is the mark of the beast

@frenchfry1479

2 ай бұрын

It says in revelations that ALL true believers will be taken before the tribulation, and therefore, before the mark of the beast. Also in revaluations is the fact that the mark if the beast will be displayed for all to see, and is required to function, and by the government.

@priangsunath3951

2 ай бұрын

​@@frenchfry1479In its current version at least, It's literally just a brain powered mouse. It doesn't really have much use outside of helping the paralyzed

@remlezar2693

2 ай бұрын

You missed the part where the believers are taken to heaven first. Everyone wants to talk about signs of the end times but forget that's super early in the list of things. Not super difficult to read your own religious texts guys

@frenchfry1479

2 ай бұрын

@priangsunath3951 yes, Its foolish to think that the mark of the beast wooulld come out before the rapture, seeing that the rapture happens, then the mark of the beast is rolled out 3 years later

@frenchfry1479

2 ай бұрын

@@remlezar2693 ikr

Everyone gangsta until some dude sends you a zip file and you unzip it showing that its a 5 pedobyte zip bomb and your brain goes KABOOM

Imagine you thinking of moves in chess but then play them 💀

Can I connect to your internet.

Imagine you are tired and trying to sleep and ad pops up in your brain

Imagine playing a game and the boys thinks you're watching someone else's gameplay.

Bro imagine getting ads in your sleep

@MMC-Gaming

Ай бұрын

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER!!!

It’s lazy I bet by the year 100000 no one will move out of a gaming chair

mark of beast 🤓

@nikoarc420

2 ай бұрын

You liked your own comment.

@user-uh6xc1wg1e

2 ай бұрын

​@@nikoarc420Revelation 13:16-17 (Bible) He causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their forehead, 17 so that no one may buy or sell, except he who has the mark or the name of the beast or the number of his name.

Imagine getting tracked by someone Imaging getting hacked and letting the hackers know what are you thinking

Imagine an unskipabble ad projected right into your head

Run by Musk? 😅 what could go wrong?

Why does this comment have so many likes?

@The_cyan_cat

2 ай бұрын

No IT don t

@DroidzandBrix

2 ай бұрын

@@The_cyan_cat maybe it wasn’t, but now it’s the most liked comment here

@The_cyan_cat

2 ай бұрын

​@@DroidzandBrix now but then it have 1 like but i like IT

so we can download all syllabus one night before exam😂💀☠️

The guy in the beginning looks like Lester from gta5 💀

Second!

Imagine your phone controlling your mind without your permission

Anyone who played as a netrunner in Cyberpunk knows this is a horrible idea

And if it has ads, you went through a hard day and you go to bed and then suddenly an ad comes up that sounds like TORTURE

@priangsunath3951

2 ай бұрын

In it's current version at least, It's only a one way device, literally just a brain powered mouse

@GolAcheron-fc4ug

Ай бұрын

It is torture. Eventually they will be able to send an infinite amount of torture simulation data to your brain to play within mere seconds and you will have to endure all of it for what seems like eternity.

Leaks of real life cyberbullying. Imagine sitting in class and you added to a group chat In your head💀

We got telepathic chess before GTA 6

"Execute order 66"

Everybody gangsta until you think about corn in school 💀💀💀💀

That “ Dun Dun Dun” sound effect tho 😂😂😅😅 Foreshadowing folks, of what’s, to come. 👿😈😈😈😈😈😈

Istg if ads start playing on my daily day to day life 💀💀

Imagine watching ad in it for movement made in your body

Everyone gangsta until notifications starts popping out when ur sleeping.

This is the Elon Musk version of the Starset BMI 😅

on god i aint getting that shit into my brain, im gonna get ads for every time 😭

@FredPerps

6 күн бұрын

They will phase out phones and computers and this will be the only option

Robot surgeon? Bruh

First:"humans can control electronics through mind" Second:"electronics can control human mind"

Everyone vibing until he hears the bluetooth device has been connected

"I can't wait to sleep!-" *add plays*"WOPPER WOPPER WOPPER WOPPER-" "God, LET ME SLEEEEEEEP!"

can it remember those videos ive been searching for for years

WE STARTING WALL-E WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

I'd send terabytes of career ending screenshots to bro's neurolink 💀

Imagine thinking about how much you love your crush, then it sends a text to your crush saying how much you love your crush

Imagine getting ad in the middle of the night

Imagine Someone AirDrop You With a Rickroll

Hopefully this can work on finding the missing..i expect the crimes of kidnapping, abduction, etc.will be amped up 25ooo/percent 😢

Its all fun and games until it calls 911 😭😭

- Card or Cash sir? … - Brain

"Your bluetooth human is ready to pair"

Imagine getting a ad with that

Everyone gangsta until it run out of battery

Imagine the civilian applications sure, but it also has some pretty nifty military ones aswell? Robotic exosuits? simple to use fighter craft? Tactical communications? and much more!

Imagine being on a zoom call then randomly thinking f you on chat then it says f you in the chat 💀

First one to fall asleep at the sleepover:

When you fall asleep first at the sleepover

When your the first to fall asleep at the sleepover

What if a hacker manages to hack the neurolink and control the humans who have it 💀

Imagine driving and the Burger King as came on You’d be distracted, and that stuff leads to crashes

Me: gets the chip Me: goes back to his house Me: plays JToH Chip: instantly does the help

Now imagine getting hacked 😂

Cant wait to triple edit just by thinking about it

Elon musk would be the villain in a marvel’s movie

Me at 3am sleeping: 😴😴😴😴😴😴 Ad in my brain: Wanna break from the ads?

Yeah I don’t want a bunch of ads going off in my brain thank you

Sends a 50.4 yottabyte zip bomb

“Want a break from the ads?” Me: *”LET IT STOP!”*

Intrusive thoughts gonna be wild with this one 💀

Or better than sending a mind text, which is really invasive to solve something that isnt a problem, it was used for machine prosthetics.

Imagine your having a nightmare then the burger king ad starts playing