I love how her jokes flow from one story to the other. Funny lady!

I saw this over 5 years ago, and I still remember, "Lesbian Demands Cheese; Causes Riot!"

Ellen's "What if" story is awesome! I so often do these worst-scenario stories in my head and then reality is never that bad.

omg she is just so amazing. I can listen to her all day. Everything she says is just so true and we forget about it. We need more people like her!!!!!!!!!!!

This is to good... I'm dying right now... Ellen is the best

I love her flights of fancy. She just goes on about generally nothing, then chops and changes. It's brilliant!!!

I don't know why, but the way she says "scoot" at 7:42 I think is adorable. lol

I nearly snorted my drink at that line. This woman is SO funny!

The playing hide and seek with your boss...Jesus Christ I love that part so much lol.

I love 1:13 where she giggles at the person with the really loud guffaw (-which would have been me if I'd seen this show! :D) ELLEN ROCKS!!!!

I lov the what if bit!! She was soooo imaginative!!! she made me lamo and rofl

OMG thats the most amazing thing Ive heard anyone ever say on the internet I may never again loose hope in anyone!

"i've been sprayed in the eye with a produce hose.." lmao i

i loooooove the way she laughs!

Shes absolutly Lovely! Love her

Best. Part. EVER!!

ohgod, the cheese story is the funniest thing!!! i just love it!

I love how she goes on and on about Skip, lmao.

Ahahahahaha!! "Waaahhhhhhhhhhh!!! I'm behind the desk!!!" Oh, my gosh. That was the best thing I've ever heard!!! I couldn't stop laughing. It got to the point no sound was coming out and I looked ridiculous. xD

that woman's laugh stands out sooooo dang much. (:

this is so awesome - thank you so much for uploading!!!!

The moment when she laughed back. I thought my laugh was so loud she overheard me through my laptop. It kinda scared me for while hah!

MY NEW FAVORITE VIDEO.

my favorite part, LOVE IT

" all it takes for a little kid is just a boo, and they duck under the chair and they get all excited... but they never get tired of it.. eventually it's just AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" omg ellen you're SOO funny!

LOL! I agree!! I'm glad I'm not the only one who does that!

The whole cheese story is the best!

I just love her

this is my favorite, " "what seems to be the problem?" "I dunno, they're outta cheese..."

I love Ellen! I have always admired her, she is cute

I love her energy. Epsecially with the hide and seek part. It's hilarious! Anyone who doesn't love this woman must be mentally unstable.

"I've been sprayed in the eye with a produce hoooooose..." I LOVE ELLEN!

💚Gorgeously Lovely!‼️♥️💟 🌍♥️💜💙💚💛🧡♥️💜🌎

Hilarious & Inspirational! Love her!

Oh my god, that is exactly how my imagination works XD love her!

i love ellen

same, though i almost fell off my chair! lol she is great

"LESBIAN DEMANDS CHEESE-CAUSES RIOT!" Ahahahahaha. I love Ellen. She's just so jokes. =)

"They never get tired of that game though" So true Ellen :D

Hide and seek!!!! OMG thats just amazing!

I love her imaginary story. LMAO.

a couple of hours in you're trying to end that game: "RRAAAAAUUUGHGH!!!!"

"Lesbian demands cheese, causes riot!" hahahahaaha

That cheese thing happened to me at Ralphs a few weeks ago when they were out of Sargento Sharp Cheddar... I remembered this bit and actually asked him how they could be out... he handed me Kraft and told me to settle. That was insulting.

Lesbian demands cheese, causes riot. That may be the funniest stand up bit of all time.

I was listening to this during art class and everyone kept staring at me because I was cracking up!!

Hahahaha, this made me laugh soooo hard!!! she's awesome: "PLAY HARD AND SEEK WITH YOUR BOSS" LOL AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! LMFAO

The what if story is SO god! :D ''Lesbian demands cheese!''

go Ellen GO!!!

omg my head is aching cause i can't stop cracking up of laughter thanks ellen because these laughters were priceless and i'm gonna fart soon.

"... is that your bra? well, it makes your ASS look FABULOUS" i almost spit out my food, i was laughing so hard

HAHAHAHAAHAHA 0:26 She's doing that to her Staff now!

i know it was great!!!

I -3 Ellen

"if I'm wrong I'm sarong and saree" 🤣

aww ellens so cuteee :D

i'm sorong and sari shes soooo clever!

"She's two..or six, I DONT KNOW!" XD

Jebus she´s a crazy lady. x'DDD I love her.

HAHAHAHA the cheese part.

love her now...

2:05 i almost died of laughter!!!

she plays hide n seek every time now with her workers at the ellen show set... XD

u rock my sox off!

"He sprayed me in the eye with a produce hose"

I have never actually laughed so hard while drinking that liquid came spurting out my nose... I cant say that anymore.

haha, this is reaaaaaly funny:D

SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY

Wel, what are they gonna do, fire ya? "Well, she was playin' Hide 'n Seek, I..."

*Laughed so hard

GOd she has an amazing imagination!

at the end of the cheese story I forgot it was her imagination....hahhhahhahhah

lool "the sarong or the sari, which is the same thing I think and if not I'm sarong and sari"

LESBIAN DEMANDS CHEESE! CAUSES RIOT! God,I love her....

At 6:28 when that guy screams and she looks at him like, "what??"

The obligatory gay reference, niiiiice

Oh my god I laughed in the beginning

Lesbian demands cheese, causes riot!!! funniest thing ever!

lmao funni as hell!

:D I love the cheese thing

OMG SAME EXACTLY lol

I just love this beautyful women !!! =)

i'd love 2 play hide n seek and tag w/ ellen!!

i love u ellen and u remind me of my bff hailey

You're it!!

tank u very much I have finished my quest!!!!1

i dont want cottage cheese i want cheddar cheese lmfao

ahahahaha !! HilariOus !!

when she did the "my bras in my ass!" thing...i was literally laughing so hard that i had to pause the video and compose myself before i watched anymore so i could pay attention.

oh, funny! totally! lol!

Rachel!

*runs*

What? Are they going ta fire ya?? Hey I was just playing hide and seek!!! I did a spit take with my Pepsi!! ROFL

from 0:00 to 1:00 LMAO!!!!!

have you ever tried the "what if..." thing just to get yourself out of something you didn't want to really do? like your chores around the house if you're a kid or if you're at work and tell that to your boss... yeah...dude...I was this close to getting a suspension xD!

LMFAO!!!! the begining made me laugh so fucking hard!!!! hide and seek! LOL

@djmixnmagic - yeh brilliatn !! :)

.. and in the world ;)

LESBIAN DEMANDS CHEESE, CAUSES RIOT