Ellen Degeneres Here and Now

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Stand up comedian

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  • @valoriebracken6904
    @valoriebracken690410 ай бұрын

    She needs to do another stand up in 2023 I miss her comedy

  • @mariedewitt5033

    @mariedewitt5033

    12 күн бұрын

    No,she really doesn't

  • @mexicanboy1618
    @mexicanboy16189 жыл бұрын

    She was close "I believe one day sitcoms will be 30 seconds long" *Cough cough* Vines *cough cough*

  • @1726nana

    @1726nana

    9 жыл бұрын

    Lmfao!

  • @rich4363

    @rich4363

    7 жыл бұрын

    lol vines didnt work, so they shut it down. turns out people prefer more than 6 seconds of content.

  • @erljencalinawan9706

    @erljencalinawan9706

    6 жыл бұрын

    The magic of time

  • @polinazagryadskaya6905

    @polinazagryadskaya6905

    6 жыл бұрын

    Cough cough "Bref" cough cough

  • @MrGamelover23

    @MrGamelover23

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@rich4363 But people love vines. Honestly they're perfect for my generation.

  • @Erin.56
    @Erin.562 жыл бұрын

    19 years later…..still hysterically funny

  • @jessickalush3305

    @jessickalush3305

    Жыл бұрын

    14 minutes and 9 seconds in, and I've lost the will to live.

  • @johnpaulgarcia6906

    @johnpaulgarcia6906

    4 ай бұрын

    20 years now since 😮

  • @spenserbower1178
    @spenserbower11786 ай бұрын

    I remember watching a rerun of this on tv with my mom probably 10+ years ago when I was kid. I remember laughing so hard then and now. One of the best. I hope she does standup again someday.

  • @krazybrothersinc.8609
    @krazybrothersinc.86098 жыл бұрын

    I hear Dory, but I see Princess Diana

  • @sristiganguly4858

    @sristiganguly4858

    7 жыл бұрын

    IKR!!!

  • @StaceyWarnerThe_MinXen

    @StaceyWarnerThe_MinXen

    6 жыл бұрын

    I thought the same thing!!

  • @ShreyaChoudhuryMusic

    @ShreyaChoudhuryMusic

    6 жыл бұрын

    She’s beautiful!!!!

  • @mamamia6805

    @mamamia6805

    5 жыл бұрын

    Sweet.

  • @Mofo0101

    @Mofo0101

    5 жыл бұрын

    I saw a little bit of Owen too

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard9 жыл бұрын

    I'm watching this instead of going to sleep.

  • @Jobyperry

    @Jobyperry

    8 жыл бұрын

    SethBlizzard Same here

  • @mikedomey8441

    @mikedomey8441

    8 жыл бұрын

    +SethBlizzard same here

  • @ChazEvansdale

    @ChazEvansdale

    8 жыл бұрын

    +SethBlizzard No, I say to that no! I'm not sleeping too, that's right. 12:42

  • @estherkatala7173

    @estherkatala7173

    8 жыл бұрын

    Me too😜💩

  • @bintahmed9506

    @bintahmed9506

    8 жыл бұрын

    Me too

  • @lilbirdztube3698
    @lilbirdztube36985 жыл бұрын

    Her humor is about things we have all experienced. Maybe we didn't laugh then, but she has us laughing now, and that is wonderful. Sometimes I enjoy raunchy humor, but her lack of vulgarity is so refreshing.

  • @philwest6034

    @philwest6034

    Жыл бұрын

    That is what all the greats, IMO, have the ability to do is take everyday situations that we ALL experience and make them funny - Brian Regan, Seinfeld, Norm Macdonald, Sebastian Maniscalco and of course Ellen

  • @charlottechasteen494

    @charlottechasteen494

    4 ай бұрын

    Q​@@philwest6034

  • @KimDunselo

    @KimDunselo

    4 ай бұрын

    You'll be surprised that lack of vulgarity has a lot more to offer backstage

  • @augustusstark
    @augustusstark10 ай бұрын

    Decades ago she said that someday Sitcoms will be 30 second long...now we have Tiktok, Shorts and Reel

  • @johnnabarker8728
    @johnnabarker87288 жыл бұрын

    I enjoy most stand up comedians that are popular today, but it shows real talent when your show isn't centered around how vulgar you can be.

  • @paulybanksalot6860

    @paulybanksalot6860

    6 жыл бұрын

    Johnna Barker I know, Ellen is more playful, which I find edearing.

  • @katie.e.g.

    @katie.e.g.

    6 жыл бұрын

    Exactly.

  • @icu3869

    @icu3869

    5 ай бұрын

    At the time, talking about being “gay” as she did was VERY TABOO and Controversial.Her coming out cost her her sitcom and sent shockwaves through “ polite society”.

  • @grayelizabeth6458
    @grayelizabeth64586 жыл бұрын

    Is anyone else procrastinating by watching this? 🙋

  • @r3dleh107

    @r3dleh107

    5 жыл бұрын

    procrastinating sleep

  • @2eleven48

    @2eleven48

    5 жыл бұрын

    Gray Elizabeth....procrastinating: "delay or postpone action; put off doing something." You're holding back to decide whether you like the show or not, is that right? Well, sweetie, shit or get off the pot.

  • @amyallen517

    @amyallen517

    5 жыл бұрын

    I just had to call in to work for being late!!!!!

  • @presgaming6814

    @presgaming6814

    5 жыл бұрын

    Gray Elizabeth yup

  • @Aprillfools

    @Aprillfools

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@2eleven48 she's probably procrastinating on something else and watching this instead...that's what i'm doing

  • @surbhibhattar
    @surbhibhattar3 жыл бұрын

    What a brilliantly written and performed stand up. I have watched it umpteenth time and it still makes me laugh. Irrespective of all the flak Ellen has got over the last year, she is one of the funniest person alive. Love from India.

  • @paulinemuthena6545

    @paulinemuthena6545

    Жыл бұрын

    She is so much prettier now than then.Her dress code was so dowdy and homely.Her hair was horrible there.lol.She had on no makeup.Now she is smartly dressed, great hairdo, fantastic makeup that she looks like a different person and so much younger.

  • @jessebolton7442

    @jessebolton7442

    Жыл бұрын

    It so good! I’ve watched it many times and laugh so hard every time. 😂

  • @samanthagreen5535

    @samanthagreen5535

    11 ай бұрын

    😂me to and it's still make me laugh

  • @rhondabosserman3984

    @rhondabosserman3984

    7 ай бұрын

    I just love her, she brought gay/lesbian family to public television. Her stand up is truth telling at it's best. She's got a very beautiful soul, and her aura is shinning super bright. Her & her wife Porscha really need to have children, she will be a GREAT TIME MOMMY. Adopt a few ( 1 or 2 ) kiddos.. AND finally start a family 😮😢❤. They have so much love, AND I sure hope that BABY will be loved so far from good..SO IM yes please Daddy... I NEED you GOOD BABY BROTHER, no worries my SECRETS HAVE all left my lips..❤ NOT keeping 1 of them.

  • @nince021
    @nince0217 ай бұрын

    “I don’t want a streamer, I want toilet paper! This is no time to celebrate!” 😂😂😂 omg. I’ll forever have that in my head now.

  • @heartstopper88
    @heartstopper887 жыл бұрын

    This special never gets old. Wenever i need a good laugh i watch this :)

  • @sepultura7771

    @sepultura7771

    7 жыл бұрын

    Brianna Ambrose-BiscuitCutie me too She's so innocent and vulnerable here

  • @GodBlessGodBless1227

    @GodBlessGodBless1227

    Жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @sweetyc031

    @sweetyc031

    Жыл бұрын

    Same!

  • @Vicky-hc4su
    @Vicky-hc4su8 жыл бұрын

    Non-offensive jokes can be funny too! This is the proof!

  • @urrumurru

    @urrumurru

    8 жыл бұрын

    zambis

  • @hichamloukhaila9430

    @hichamloukhaila9430

    7 жыл бұрын

    so true !!!

  • @aliisakalma8245

    @aliisakalma8245

    7 жыл бұрын

    you're right but she's one of the least funny people i know. this is the type of comedy that you just think man wasn't seinfield enough

  • @blondieb4bc

    @blondieb4bc

    7 жыл бұрын

    Aliisa Sadghost your a douche

  • @firstname2424

    @firstname2424

    6 жыл бұрын

    This is so theraupatic . No racial slurs.. no disrespect for caste, Creed, color or religion.. and still so relatable, yes, still so relatable...

  • @millers3888
    @millers38884 жыл бұрын

    37:21 always gets me “My dog of 17 years just died” “You’re kidding!” “No...as funny as that is I’m not...” 😂

  • @Catalystresource
    @Catalystresource Жыл бұрын

    She is the female Seinfeld! Mixed in with a little Mark Twain. Brilliant observational comedy and genius how she pulled it all together into a full circle at the end. No vulgarity, no swearing, no sex talk, no bad-mouthing or ridiculing any group, no bantering with the audience to kill time. Solid writing and incredible memorization skills that made it look like she was just having a conversation with you. She should do more of these, especially since her show is off the air now.

  • @audreymai2773

    @audreymai2773

    Жыл бұрын

    Well, people kinda don't like her now, so there's that.

  • @mammawlee

    @mammawlee

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, she is somewhat like Twain.

  • @lationixclips3336

    @lationixclips3336

    Жыл бұрын

    She is a he and part of the peado ring that runs the world, wake up

  • @fareshajjar1208

    @fareshajjar1208

    11 ай бұрын

    She is one of the meanest, most uncaring, and vile people ever. Hurt dozens of people who worked for her even to the point of forbidding any one of her many employees to look at her in the studio.

  • @vampyre4me

    @vampyre4me

    11 ай бұрын

    @@fareshajjar1208 I used to love Ellen DeGeneres SO much! Even now, when I think about her, I remember her like this, in her early years, when she was so sweet and vulnerable and funny - which was why so many of us adored her. Then I wonder, what happened? I think that perhaps all the venom that we have witnessed from the "later Ellen" may have been the result of a really sensitive soul that was exposed too much to the ugliness of fame, fortune, and Hollywood. She isn't America's sweetheart anymore, but I like to remember her this way, when she was. And I hope a day will come when she finds healing of her soul, and returns to being who I believe was her true self.

  • @vassia.pi.billie
    @vassia.pi.billie7 жыл бұрын

    I was laughing so f*cking HARD that my mum came in and asked me if it's time to go to the psychologist... GOD ELLEN THANKS FOR THAT HUNDREDS OF ABS I MADE.

  • @theoldman7739
    @theoldman77396 жыл бұрын

    How bout that? No cursing. No racism. She did not once put someone else down and it was still funny. It's a real shame that cannot happen today.

  • @estopesto2647

    @estopesto2647

    6 жыл бұрын

    The Old Man could argue it's ableist at times but I took it as gallows humour

  • @dabidoe

    @dabidoe

    5 жыл бұрын

    OK well maybe we can get back to that Christian fundamentalism Disney values you crave so much - but hatred and evil are part of the world whether we like it or not - rather than pretend they don’t exist why not let them out in standup comedy?

  • @brianw.6718

    @brianw.6718

    5 жыл бұрын

    The Old Man She just has her own style. Doesn't make her a better comedian. Just makes her less controversial. I personally like a little controversy with any act, whether it be comedy, music, or any other art form.

  • @annmarietornabene

    @annmarietornabene

    5 жыл бұрын

    It can. It just takes great writing!

  • @LastRenegade

    @LastRenegade

    5 жыл бұрын

    Except she did. The mentally ill.

  • @catarinabakker8405
    @catarinabakker84056 жыл бұрын

    She was ahead of her time shit I love Ellen

  • @bootybuttcheeks

    @bootybuttcheeks

    6 жыл бұрын

    Catarina Bakker We have the same name!

  • @simonebutler7123

    @simonebutler7123

    6 жыл бұрын

    Catarina Bakker very. her original sitcom I watched faithfully. creative.

  • @pamelavl2523

    @pamelavl2523

    6 жыл бұрын

    Catarina Bakker its not ahead of her time, she's actually like comedians used to be.

  • @pbf646

    @pbf646

    6 жыл бұрын

    Catarina Bakker hey pretty girl

  • @reynolperez8883

    @reynolperez8883

    6 жыл бұрын

    jail

  • @joonyaboonya
    @joonyaboonya7 ай бұрын

    This is Ellen at her peak before she became too rich and out of touch with the relateability that was at the core of her brand of comedy.

  • @allmyedgesaresharp

    @allmyedgesaresharp

    4 ай бұрын

    Yes I miss this Ellen

  • @mariedewitt5033

    @mariedewitt5033

    12 күн бұрын

    Used to be funny then got weird and very immature and silly

  • @juliemeibaum2476
    @juliemeibaum24768 жыл бұрын

    9:45 "I was shampooing for a good half hour, and I never got that happy."

  • @callen7258
    @callen72588 жыл бұрын

    Lol that lady who's laughing so hard the whole time

  • @claudiaslavova3129

    @claudiaslavova3129

    7 жыл бұрын

    Attention?

  • @ScarVII

    @ScarVII

    7 жыл бұрын

    She is sure having the time of her life lol

  • @nikhilsukumar23

    @nikhilsukumar23

    7 жыл бұрын

    Chloe Allen yeah who is she??? We need to find and pay her for our own stand ups!

  • @strewf

    @strewf

    6 жыл бұрын

    Nikhil Sukumar She's the Pinky Toe.

  • @brandihamilton272

    @brandihamilton272

    6 жыл бұрын

    That's Gillian Anderson (I'm pretty sure). :)

  • @daultonlitteral3143
    @daultonlitteral31432 жыл бұрын

    Had tears in my eyes during the that's not Nancy part lmao

  • @user-kv2tj4du8p

    @user-kv2tj4du8p

    15 күн бұрын

    that's my favorite too!

  • @jamietingey7498
    @jamietingey7498 Жыл бұрын

    The bangs!!! Toilet paper claw, pickle claw!! Both jokes still go through my mind all these years later and I still crack up to myself

  • @AleJorgeThomas
    @AleJorgeThomas8 жыл бұрын

    I LOVE her. I love her sense of humor and how good she makes me feel about life in general.

  • @jowilliams9345

    @jowilliams9345

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Alejandra Jorge-Thomas That's so great to hear. :D

  • @DeejayRach0

    @DeejayRach0

    7 жыл бұрын

    hahaha

  • @kendallheller5464

    @kendallheller5464

    6 жыл бұрын

    Alejandra Jorge-Thomas just h

  • @mrcrackdonald_1

    @mrcrackdonald_1

    6 жыл бұрын

    why are you calling owen wilson a her

  • @lunaliagingerbread8291

    @lunaliagingerbread8291

    5 жыл бұрын

    Alejandra Jorge-Thomas Way to go Ellen!!👏 😼We love her too! Her witty humor and relatable topics. This show was back in 2003. Her jokes are so true and 😆😆funny! She's still got her own show, *ellen* she produces it, and clothing line, clothes she helped inspire and create. I'm seeing this in November 2018..Yesterday was Veteran's Day. Thanksgiving is next Thursday.

  • @King-eg8qn
    @King-eg8qn8 жыл бұрын

    To whoever uploaded this. Thank you so much. This was the funniest thing ever!

  • @jowilliams9345

    @jowilliams9345

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Kevin Martinez Your welcome :D

  • @brandell4638

    @brandell4638

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yet no copyright strike? Hmm....

  • @vieyel9031

    @vieyel9031

    3 жыл бұрын

    If this is so funny I think your heart would explode if you heard someone that can actually write good material

  • @King-eg8qn

    @King-eg8qn

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@vieyel9031 shadeeee 💀

  • @magicmysticman

    @magicmysticman

    Жыл бұрын

    My gay icon. Kevin Martinez aka King

  • @madisonsparks8393
    @madisonsparks8393 Жыл бұрын

    My family has been quoting this for 20 years and it still makes me laugh so hard every time I watch it

  • @Erin.56
    @Erin.562 жыл бұрын

    Love how she goes from topic to topic. It’s really fascinating the way her mind works….

  • @Knight02
    @Knight029 жыл бұрын

    I love that she doesn't go for the cheap, typical sex and swear jokes. She's so much funnier.

  • @glaba24

    @glaba24

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Shari Jovani Watch Brian Regan if you want more of that.

  • @momma2bubbas

    @momma2bubbas

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Shari Jovani totally.

  • @sa3.6sa98

    @sa3.6sa98

    8 жыл бұрын

    I agree

  • @laylaloosh3682

    @laylaloosh3682

    8 жыл бұрын

    Exactly

  • @89phillipsj

    @89phillipsj

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Shari Jovani absolutey. Making Adults laugh and keeping it clean is the best type of comedy!

  • @juancpgo
    @juancpgo8 жыл бұрын

    First 40 minutes: hilarious. From 40 min on: FUCKING MIND BLOWING HILARIOUS. She's one of the funniest people on earth.

  • @JFmK-sh5nh

    @JFmK-sh5nh

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, I remember this being really funny when it aired. It's her best.

  • @jessickalush3305

    @jessickalush3305

    Жыл бұрын

    My condolences, Juan.

  • @Erin.56
    @Erin.56 Жыл бұрын

    She talks about things all of us have in common. Doesn’t matter what age or gender you are. That’s her appeal….

  • @kalyngriffin1518
    @kalyngriffin15182 жыл бұрын

    Damn, I had no idea Ellen was this funny in stand up. Not only funny for the whole family, but also funny for anyone sitting on their phone at 1 in the morning...

  • @kryssifree

    @kryssifree

    2 жыл бұрын

    It is me, I am anyone

  • @jaydock1

    @jaydock1

    Ай бұрын

    Not it being 1am as i read this comment 😂

  • @deemariedubois4916
    @deemariedubois49167 жыл бұрын

    Whenever I'm a bit blue I find Ellen. Whether watching excerpts from her show or her stand up, she always makes me laugh and feel better thank you Ellen.

  • @SurahOnline

    @SurahOnline

    7 жыл бұрын

    Same...and her sitcom from the 90s helps me when I'm feeling blue too. Thanks Ellen 😘

  • @sristiganguly4858

    @sristiganguly4858

    7 жыл бұрын

    Haha I just finished watching all the episodes of her sitcom yesterday :)

  • @davidwebb3281

    @davidwebb3281

    7 жыл бұрын

    Deemaree Dubois yeah me too! She's spot on..

  • @icu3869

    @icu3869

    5 ай бұрын

    Watching in 2023, I’m still laughing. Classic. My nieces were with me this week and one said, “ Funny lady- who is she?!” I said ,”YOU know her, don’t you?” My other niece smirked “ Duh- it’s Princess Diana,!”so smug about it, I didn’t correct her.🤣🤣🤣

  • @robinwilson2491
    @robinwilson24918 жыл бұрын

    Procrastinate now, don't put it off!

  • @Marchant2

    @Marchant2

    5 жыл бұрын

    Amazing. I was reading this at the exact time she was saying it.

  • @TheRockGod

    @TheRockGod

    5 жыл бұрын

    Sorry, I started to reply, but it’s been a week and I’m just now hitting enter.

  • @dillzah134
    @dillzah1343 жыл бұрын

    I often fall asleep watching this and not because it’s boring. The people with anxiety will understand this comment. It’s comforting to fall asleep to 😂

  • @ciarawest8163

    @ciarawest8163

    3 жыл бұрын

    So do I!!!! For the same reasons! 😅

  • @paperchasindude6578

    @paperchasindude6578

    3 жыл бұрын

    Frl? I do the same thing. I have anxiety can't get good 8 hr sleep, and i just listen to this every night.

  • @francesloosemore2177

    @francesloosemore2177

    4 ай бұрын

    Me too...2024!

  • @user-kv2tj4du8p

    @user-kv2tj4du8p

    15 күн бұрын

    same!!!

  • @ebbderelict
    @ebbderelict4 жыл бұрын

    17 years later, and I still think of this special whenever I'm at the movies.

  • @curtrice6060

    @curtrice6060

    Жыл бұрын

    Wow , it wasn’t 10 years ago ? It was 17 ?😮

  • @ebbderelict

    @ebbderelict

    Жыл бұрын

    @@curtrice6060 20 now 😄

  • @Volvican
    @Volvican8 жыл бұрын

    She is just so funny. She needs to do more standup!

  • @angelicamoynihan4855

    @angelicamoynihan4855

    8 жыл бұрын

    yes I miss her doing stand up

  • @llmnster7032

    @llmnster7032

    8 жыл бұрын

    +GZBzBlackjack Angelica me too

  • @sharontarantino8272
    @sharontarantino82728 жыл бұрын

    i have had a horrible 2 weeks, so bad, I am so happy i looked this up.

  • @jowilliams9345

    @jowilliams9345

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Sharon Tarantino So glad you liked. :D

  • @hughjarms4510

    @hughjarms4510

    8 жыл бұрын

    yeah,ellen always makes me laugh. everyone can connect with her. i am a huge bodybuilder dude and even i love Ellen and connect with her style of comedy. she dose comedy for everyone.

  • @bonnienash8585

    @bonnienash8585

    8 жыл бұрын

    I hope your now having a better time 🙂

  • @nirvanakamala2809

    @nirvanakamala2809

    8 жыл бұрын

    I don't know when you commented this (I'm on my phone) but I hope you're feeling better now

  • @jjayguy23

    @jjayguy23

    8 жыл бұрын

    Ellen has a gift.

  • @truthteller4731
    @truthteller47314 жыл бұрын

    ‘Is it peas?!’ 💀

  • @leahkristine
    @leahkristine6 жыл бұрын

    I saw this stand up for the first time about 10 years ago now and to this day every time I use a public restroom I think of the toilet paper joke 😂😂

  • @tbbtpeach
    @tbbtpeach8 жыл бұрын

    Best part: "You don't want that there? Why would you wipe my spittle away?" *dies laughing*

  • @sillau9
    @sillau96 жыл бұрын

    I watch this many times,and I always cry of laughter,especially since its all daily relatable things we go thru. (plus Ellen brings a positive joyous energy about her)

  • @jessickalush3305

    @jessickalush3305

    Жыл бұрын

    I hope your life has improved since then.

  • @hoeseph.hoestar
    @hoeseph.hoestar3 ай бұрын

    My mom showed me this probably about a decade ago and I'm so glad I've found it again. I hope I laugh watching this now as hard as I did back then 😭❤️

  • @Snail_Nailz
    @Snail_Nailz2 жыл бұрын

    THIS is my favorite special of all time- I bought the DVD after watching it when it premiered & watch it ALL THE TIME

  • @Dandalf_the_Fly
    @Dandalf_the_Fly8 жыл бұрын

    she totally predicted vine

  • @dola6354

    @dola6354

    6 жыл бұрын

    Daniel Wallace oh shit

  • @ForestSakan

    @ForestSakan

    6 жыл бұрын

    Daniel Wallace yeah pedicted to most stupi thing ever created.. Who would have thought being stupid would be an actual way to make money...

  • @NosVideo123
    @NosVideo1238 жыл бұрын

    13 years later and she's still as funny

  • @soultrustrecords9961

    @soultrustrecords9961

    6 жыл бұрын

    Way more than 13 years

  • @kthemillionaire

    @kthemillionaire

    6 жыл бұрын

    JustUs funnier ‼️❤️

  • @est9949

    @est9949

    6 жыл бұрын

    JustUs I'm laughing so hard lol Imagine she was talking about technology and still made it so timeless.

  • @lunaliagingerbread8291

    @lunaliagingerbread8291

    5 жыл бұрын

    JustUs I'm watching in November 2018. Ellen is so honest and fumny!😆

  • @lunaliagingerbread8291

    @lunaliagingerbread8291

    5 жыл бұрын

    L Clarke oh! you're just being mean...

  • @user-bd6co1ip8c
    @user-bd6co1ip8c11 ай бұрын

    Yes, clean comedy is possible, appreciated, and leaves audience feeling clean and refreshed! More of this PLEASE!!!!!

  • @davidm.schreckii1426

    @davidm.schreckii1426

    9 ай бұрын

    HI

  • @endrankluvsda4loko172

    @endrankluvsda4loko172

    9 ай бұрын

    Clean? Not even 3 minutes in and she's laughing about how "we're all gay". Can't get more vile and satanic than that.

  • @kenhollis6197

    @kenhollis6197

    9 ай бұрын

    @@endrankluvsda4loko172 Lmao. Being gay is more vile than, say, murder?

  • @olejdi2092
    @olejdi20924 жыл бұрын

    I laughed with tears at that part with imitated running after the fall and glass windows. I never laughed that much on any other stand up. Omg, Im so thankful. Laughing your guts out, this true, honest, unstoppable laughter, man, thats rare and so out of ordinary that it almost seems magical.

  • @flovilanna
    @flovilanna8 жыл бұрын

    20:18 "" You're having a pleasant conversation with what YOU think is a good friend, you hear the click, they tell you to hold on. You're confident they're gonna come back to you. And then they come back and they say "I've gotta take this other call". You know what that means? They just said to the other person "Let me get rid of this other call". That's what YOU just became. "" That one hurt.....

  • @sydneyprescott4948

    @sydneyprescott4948

    4 жыл бұрын

    That is so true🥶

  • @angelas1401
    @angelas14019 жыл бұрын

    Personally, I find Ellen to be not only funny, but brilliant and creative (not to mention heartful and REAL). She is the most imaginative comedian I have ever heard. She sheds light on things from a uniquely intriguing perspective. And what I love is that she actually SAYS SOMETHING with her jokes, so while funny, they are also meaningful and help.

  • @pulciee

    @pulciee

    7 жыл бұрын

    Angela S You don't watch enough comedy

  • @est9949

    @est9949

    6 жыл бұрын

    Angela S I thought the exact same thing! Her sitcom is also full of thoughtful messages. A natural well-round comedian like her is hard to come by.

  • @est9949

    @est9949

    6 жыл бұрын

    Badseacookie how do you know how much comedy another person has watched? Oh I see, you just assume that you have watched comedy more than anyone else. Impressive.

  • @brianw.6718

    @brianw.6718

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@pulciee I know lol. She talks about the most basic stuff and it's like she's the Tesla of comedy.

  • @ShreyaChoudhuryMusic

    @ShreyaChoudhuryMusic

    3 жыл бұрын

    Badseacookie no no no that’s not what Angela said. Angela said that Ellen is funny alongside being brilliant and creative. She’s also really honest and has a huge heart of gold.

  • @sonoye1
    @sonoye16 ай бұрын

    She's a brilliant comedian❤

  • @butterhead236
    @butterhead236 Жыл бұрын

    I watched this years ago with my brother around the time it first came out. we referenced the toilet paper claw and pickle claw for months afterward. and still, to this day, we'll still ask each other randomly "can you help me find my eye?"

  • @solidasarock242
    @solidasarock2429 жыл бұрын

    Ellen is sooo funny! However the most beautiful thing about her is her HEART!!I just love love love her!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ibtissamfaraj9897

    @ibtissamfaraj9897

    8 жыл бұрын

    😌it is true

  • @solidasarock242

    @solidasarock242

    8 жыл бұрын

    +have faith Yes when you nhave God in your life you see the beauty in people! More of us should be like her! God Bless you!

  • @martingirard1949

    @martingirard1949

    8 жыл бұрын

    +lisa brown What does God have to do with this... He is against homosexuality... Go away with your patronizing god superiority complex.

  • @solidasarock242

    @solidasarock242

    8 жыл бұрын

    May God Bless You!

  • @martingirard1949

    @martingirard1949

    8 жыл бұрын

    A child under 5 dies every 2 seconds of malnutrition on the planet. Ellen show lasts one hour, so thats 1800 kids during that show alone. Does god bless them also?

  • @bluedancelilly
    @bluedancelilly7 жыл бұрын

    Funny she spoke of the history of phones when this was recorded long before smart phones. Right now I'm watching this on my phone.

  • @passedoutsober6322
    @passedoutsober6322 Жыл бұрын

    She wasnt wrong only our sitcoms are called tiktoks 🤣

  • @avocadox9810
    @avocadox98105 жыл бұрын

    I swear I have to study for my final tomorrow but instead I’m watching this

  • @MsInvisibleguy
    @MsInvisibleguy7 жыл бұрын

    One of the most relatable stand up on the web and one where the backbone isn't filled with cursing and sex jokes. Hard to find nowadays.

  • @vieyel9031

    @vieyel9031

    3 жыл бұрын

    Relatable as in cancel culture gutted actual comedy. This is painfully unfunny

  • @thesimslover82884

    @thesimslover82884

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@vieyel9031 You realize when this was filmed, and now, comedians have done usual comedy? Comedy has never changed, only the styles.

  • @vieyel9031

    @vieyel9031

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@thesimslover82884 lol your last name means sheep in french

  • @thesimslover82884

    @thesimslover82884

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@vieyel9031 Yep, and it's also the name for the ''blade holder'' mechanism of a guillotine.

  • @rickalvarado3543
    @rickalvarado35438 жыл бұрын

    Is like watching Dory doing a stand up :D

  • @toad7371

    @toad7371

    8 жыл бұрын

    that's all I could think of while I watched this xD

  • @MegaLESM

    @MegaLESM

    6 жыл бұрын

    I don't speak English very well, but the other day I was watching 'Fnding Nemo' and I totally recognized her... but I wasn't sure until I read your comments ( I mean, It's not like I googled it or anything at the time)

  • @jazzyazz5347
    @jazzyazz53473 жыл бұрын

    Lol needing scissors to get into scissors is 100% the truest thing I’ve ever heard online! Even to this day!

  • @connied2720
    @connied27203 жыл бұрын

    She’s incredibly intelligent, smart, clean and very hilarious jokes I couldn’t stop laughing from beginning to end and her facial expressions are the best🤣🤣🤣🤣Thank you so much Ellen. You made my day👏👏👏👏

  • @lulumolloy
    @lulumolloy9 жыл бұрын

    I died a four or five times from laughter.

  • @bhavyabhardwaj4633

    @bhavyabhardwaj4633

    7 жыл бұрын

    Lulu Molloy. RIP😇😜

  • @aaronlee762

    @aaronlee762

    5 жыл бұрын

    U ded now?

  • @jessickalush3305

    @jessickalush3305

    Жыл бұрын

    Could you make it 6, and make it final?

  • @somebody200090210
    @somebody2000902108 жыл бұрын

    She is, in a word, awesome. Simply awesome.

  • @Erin.56

    @Erin.56

    7 жыл бұрын

    Oh She has a gift

  • @leroyallen3383

    @leroyallen3383

    7 жыл бұрын

    Allison J. So does Cybill.

  • @olivialeypoldt3513
    @olivialeypoldt35135 жыл бұрын

    I love how this came out before I was born but yet it still relates to our daily life

  • @Bushdid119
    @Bushdid1196 жыл бұрын

    I have so much to be thankful to Ellen for. Not only is she so hilarious and makes me bust a gut, but my sister who passed away 8 years in 2018 introduced me to Ellen's stand up. Thank you for so many great many memories and laughs Ellen ❤️❤️❤️

  • @melissayager883

    @melissayager883

    Жыл бұрын

    oh m goodness i and my identical sister BOTH AGRREED with what u just saidd Seriously, she died, unexpentically died this past August 2nd. I willk always fremember man y mq ny gears ago, We Loverd this Ellen omedy!!!!!!!

  • @mel87kel
    @mel87kel8 жыл бұрын

    "Is the popcorn really that delicious that we must shove handfuls of it into our mouth?" Answer, yes, yes it is.

  • @beautifulloser75

    @beautifulloser75

    6 жыл бұрын

    Emily Kelly that slag, pig faced pill head bloated Amy Schumer stole that from Elen and used it to Ellen's face right on her show! The look on Ellen's face!! You can Google the clip.

  • @ShreyaChoudhuryMusic

    @ShreyaChoudhuryMusic

    5 жыл бұрын

    Emily Kelly and then Ellen imitating the sound of someone eating big handfuls of popcorn, really cracked me up...

  • @mayaschmidt8349
    @mayaschmidt83498 жыл бұрын

    Shows you can be an excellent comedian without making people feel bad.

  • @germ52ful

    @germ52ful

    4 жыл бұрын

    People need to stop being such big babies.

  • @vieyel9031

    @vieyel9031

    3 жыл бұрын

    Political correctness and cancel culture has destroyed comedy. this special is really old and is still just as terrible and unfunny today in 2021!

  • @notlisztening9821

    @notlisztening9821

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ellen compensates for this, by being an all-around shit person in real life.

  • @thesimslover82884

    @thesimslover82884

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@vieyel9031 That's your opinion, not every person on Earth would agree.

  • @vieyel9031

    @vieyel9031

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@thesimslover82884 theres a reason comedians are calling this out - because its ruining comedy

  • @RoanAndRoaming
    @RoanAndRoaming5 жыл бұрын

    That missing eye from hitting a window near the end had me pause the video and roll onto the floor crying 🤣

  • @ginaessner6336
    @ginaessner63363 жыл бұрын

    Oh holy hell....this is so freakin funny...I saw it on HBO today and every thing she said, every topic, I was freaking, "been there, done that". OMG....I LOVE HER!!!!!

  • @JohnLansner
    @JohnLansner9 жыл бұрын

    Outstanding, intelligent, relevant and universal humor. Laughed and smiled again and again. Focusing on our common tendency to move away from being present, here and now :-)

  • @MissPonderosa
    @MissPonderosa8 жыл бұрын

    All I hear is DORY

  • @krazybrothersinc.8609

    @krazybrothersinc.8609

    8 жыл бұрын

    me too

  • @johnmahugu

    @johnmahugu

    7 жыл бұрын

    find dory, kali

  • @trnharris

    @trnharris

    7 жыл бұрын

    😖😖😖

  • @coffiedemon6076

    @coffiedemon6076

    7 жыл бұрын

    Gabriella S true 😂

  • @Carlos-xz3vi

    @Carlos-xz3vi

    6 жыл бұрын

    Gabriella S Cool! Thanks niw this is even funnier...I feel like Dory is doing a stand ip!

  • @daisybelle2336
    @daisybelle23362 жыл бұрын

    I am SO glad I was reminded to find this, again! It is STILL just as funny as I remembered and surprisingly relevant, even though it was filmed in 2003. The beauty in this special and The Beginning are how absolutely relevant the relatability is in her comedy. People love to laugh at themselves, at the end of the day. I will never forget being a young teen and watching it on HBO, it was around midnight and my Dad was sleeping on the couch, behind me. I had tried as hard I could to not bust out laughing and wake him, but failed numerous times-ESPECIALLY during the "embarrassment" segments. "That's Not Nancy", tripping and, "Pain really takes a backseat to embarrassment" - such GOLD! 😂 I laughed hard enough that my Dad remembers exactly what night I'm talking about. I absolutely love this special so much. Now to watch, "The Beginning" again.

  • @jocelynadhami
    @jocelynadhami5 жыл бұрын

    So talented! I love how her stories just keep going. You can never predict her.

  • @amayaizzy1514
    @amayaizzy15148 жыл бұрын

    she makes toilet paper entertaining

  • @mashtali1
    @mashtali18 жыл бұрын

    Ellen is natural comedian and very pleasant to watch.

  • @moonchild-ws4oi
    @moonchild-ws4oi5 жыл бұрын

    I watched her new one and had to come back and rewatch the oldies. Love her absolutely love her. 15 years later and she's still got it.

  • @NicoleTaylor-rc1zn
    @NicoleTaylor-rc1zn11 ай бұрын

    I had this on dvd YEARS ago then lost it!! It’s Funny…, it’s STILL funny !! Love her sense of humor & humanity!!

  • @anna10116
    @anna101168 жыл бұрын

    "All we have is here and now, and that's why procrastination feels so right."

  • @josephmaxxwell
    @josephmaxxwell7 жыл бұрын

    Watching this to help flush Amy Schumer's Netflix special out of my head

  • @lizpena8813

    @lizpena8813

    7 жыл бұрын

    Joseph Brennecke omg me too

  • @christiandupuis3261

    @christiandupuis3261

    6 жыл бұрын

    This should be on Netflix

  • @briel7904

    @briel7904

    6 жыл бұрын

    Same here!

  • @vii5221

    @vii5221

    6 жыл бұрын

    me too!!!

  • @iamwhatieat9639

    @iamwhatieat9639

    4 жыл бұрын

    Christian Dupuis I think she did a Netflix special recently. I might be wrong.

  • @brandonvescovo1735
    @brandonvescovo17353 ай бұрын

    "Open here', is that sarcasm?" Such a fantastic line, and I'm juuuussssstttt old enough to remember how hard it was to open a CD

  • @thepaper888
    @thepaper8886 жыл бұрын

    Dying at the yogurt part

  • @nattcattt
    @nattcattt9 жыл бұрын

    Ellen and Wanda are the two female comedians that just get me rolling. No other woman can do that for me haha

  • @Jenbrinkerjackson

    @Jenbrinkerjackson

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Nat Cat Wanda with the story of the mouse on fire. epic.

  • @nattcattt

    @nattcattt

    8 жыл бұрын

    Jennifer Jackson Yes!!! oh my god

  • @christopherbedford9897

    @christopherbedford9897

    6 жыл бұрын

    Wanda Sykes? I used to love her until yesterday I tried watching a full standup show of hers... about halfway through I got tired of the swearing and ranting. She tends to belabour a point w-a-a-a-a-a-y past where it's not funny any more.

  • @michelenunyabiz7776

    @michelenunyabiz7776

    6 жыл бұрын

    Nat Cat I love Tig Nataro also!!

  • @robertpresley1503

    @robertpresley1503

    6 жыл бұрын

    have you seen Kathleen Madigan?

  • @dustywelsh1825
    @dustywelsh18259 жыл бұрын

    I must totally disagree with you. I am not gay and i love her. She is my favorite person of all time. She is genuine, caring for others. You should watch her show she is always helping people. She ROCKS!

  • @strumdynasty3050
    @strumdynasty30503 жыл бұрын

    A female comedian whose performance doesn’t feel like she’s trying to either serve a niche or break in with “the guys.” She’s just simply finny and yes, relatable.

  • @detoxmuscle
    @detoxmuscle Жыл бұрын

    ED is absolutely fabulous. Thank God we had / have her. ❤

  • @KyanneSummer
    @KyanneSummer8 жыл бұрын

    shes got class...and i love her

  • @frodobaggins4794
    @frodobaggins47949 жыл бұрын

    LOL I watched this instead of doing my homework...

  • @Telekon5

    @Telekon5

    9 жыл бұрын

    Glindia Potter That's great because you're gonna need cheering up when you flunk out of school... Just kidding of course... ;-P

  • @frodobaggins4794

    @frodobaggins4794

    9 жыл бұрын

    Telekon5 lol I actually did very well on my exams... Glad you put just kidding! :D

  • @Telekon5

    @Telekon5

    9 жыл бұрын

    Glindia Potter Yeah, that would be a really mean thing to say if I wasn't joking...lol. I'm glad you did well... :-)

  • @frodobaggins4794

    @frodobaggins4794

    9 жыл бұрын

    Telekon5 Thanks! :) I'm glad you were kidding! :D

  • @ElectrickDragon

    @ElectrickDragon

    9 жыл бұрын

    Glindia Potter re: Telekon5 ha, didn't Ellen even say something about people who say "just kidding" at the end as if that makes it ok?

  • @gingerspice108
    @gingerspice1086 жыл бұрын

    This shit is still a classic.

  • @aboerumruhl
    @aboerumruhl7 жыл бұрын

    6:43 The mere thought of Ellen listening to Nine Inch Nails is quite funny

  • @wangtess9778
    @wangtess97789 жыл бұрын

    awesome!!!! joke without F or dirty word ,i love her!!!!!

  • @natolurker

    @natolurker

    8 жыл бұрын

    She said a few cuss words...

  • @zoilalulu3798

    @zoilalulu3798

    6 жыл бұрын

    God, you're boring.

  • @natanaelrodriguez3953

    @natanaelrodriguez3953

    6 жыл бұрын

    Menina Milenia No you are.

  • @kendallwebster4676

    @kendallwebster4676

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jesus I just want toilet paper what's funny is I ran out of toilet paper and Jesus creep me out

  • @sepl0498

    @sepl0498

    5 жыл бұрын

    Fortnite

  • @amandaamong6740
    @amandaamong67403 жыл бұрын

    14:10 "Is it peas?" 😂😂😂

  • @mikalblack8798
    @mikalblack87986 жыл бұрын

    😂😂 the yogurt joke!!

  • @EBill23
    @EBill237 жыл бұрын

    I needed this today!

  • @jowilliams9345

    @jowilliams9345

    7 жыл бұрын

    I'm so glad Ellen brought some happiness into your day. :D

  • @abigailllllllllll
    @abigailllllllllll6 жыл бұрын

    I've probably watched this stand up at least 30 times. At one point in time I would watch it every day for a couple weeks. Never stops being funny. No one will ever be as pure as Ellen Degenres ❤️

  • @abigailllllllllll

    @abigailllllllllll

    6 жыл бұрын

    Degeneres

  • @jacobandersen6075
    @jacobandersen60755 жыл бұрын

    I love how even though I don’t agree with a large majority of Ellen’s views, I truly love her and am grateful for her. She always has me laughing. She’s genuine, caring, and her comedy is so clean!!! It’s so fresh to listen to clean comedy. She’s amazing.

  • @MegTheGreat82
    @MegTheGreat823 жыл бұрын

    Best female stand-up comedian💜💚. Such innocent jokes but absolutely hilarious.

  • @rosamariaaldana
    @rosamariaaldana8 жыл бұрын

    She's one of those people that I consider it awesome that she was ever born!

  • @andreanovoapinto4103
    @andreanovoapinto41037 жыл бұрын

    I love how Ellen, from such trivial things, shows her point of view .

  • @misskiki828
    @misskiki828 Жыл бұрын

    Thank you for this!!! I had this and her other stand-ups on DVD and haven't had a DVD player in years now and I really missed watching it. ❤️❤️ I liked and subscribed for u. Thank you!

  • @les907
    @les9072 жыл бұрын

    11:04 Sticoms will be 30 seconds long... And thus the birth of Vine and Tiktok was inevitable.

  • @Dhriti32
    @Dhriti328 жыл бұрын

    god i love her so much. no other comedian i have seen that can make me organically laugh and smile so much as she. she da best.

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