"What do I get her? A woman who has everything and by everything I mean ME." You are my everything Ellen.

@freedom679

7 жыл бұрын

Sarah Lovell Amazing

Love Ellen. She's an inspiration. She's so funny.

So many comments telling people to stop hating on her yet I'm having trouble finding one hate comment.

@andreag3382

8 жыл бұрын

ikr!!!

@writerconsidered

8 жыл бұрын

pre-emptive outrage ???

@SpinSpin2020

7 жыл бұрын

You were joking with this comment right?

@barbarabracken4114

7 жыл бұрын

stephen woods 3 commrnt

@TheEliteApple

6 жыл бұрын

The hate is mostly on reddit. Just search up "ellen degeneres reddit" on google. It's just cool to hate on her cuz she's popular.

my favorite line from her is when she used the party popper and yelled "im gay!" hahahaha, absolutely love her:)

@idkhow

8 жыл бұрын

+Sandra Jost "celebrate my lesbianism?" lmfao i died on that one XD

haha, I laugh everytime, but i still think her best line so far was "America's sweetheart ist coming through... ... ...aand Taylor Swift is with me!" :D

Ellen has a very light comedy to her... Her "best" line could be different for everyone. For me it was paper towels XD

Her best lines and the ones she's most famous for are the ones where she goes back on herself, such as, recently I did this, well not recently maybe a couple of weeks ago, ok maybe 6 months ago, ok well I never did it but..... :)

@catalanketo

7 жыл бұрын

Bailey

These two are the most precious couple ever. Seriously. I cannot decide who to be jealous of, they're both just lovely, brave, goodhearted and hilarious people. I love it when good people get great things.

people need to stop hating her because she's gay ! It's 2015 , get with the times , people are free to be who they are without living in fear anymore .

@thevietsubvevo1

8 жыл бұрын

Emilie Hryszko nobody hates her cuz she's gay r u high?

@ehryszko98

8 жыл бұрын

How can you say nobody when you don't even know that answer lmao there are homophobic ppl out there

She is the best..she is smart and soo funny I lovee her :(

they're so perfect for eachother, Ellen is always so happy with her and thats all that matters

Omg I'm constantly entertained by this lady. She is timeless.

"20 years is China, and who wouldn't want to have their own country?" - This is also one of her best lines. Ellen is everything, as stated

Brothers, Sisters One Day we will be free. From Fighting, Violence, People Crying in the Streets. Were the angels from above falling down and spread their wings like doves. as we walk, hand and hand, sisters, brothers we'll make it to the promised lands. (that's all I gotta say folks)

Paper: stationary, business cards, wallpaper for a room, framed art print, a journal, a love note, a book, a map revealing your romantic weekend destination.

You just gotta love Ellen. She is a great comedian and a wonderful humanitarian!

One thing that both angers me and saddens me is that people can claim to love God, and then directly go against what he commands. Love is respect, respect God by doing what he asks. Being judgmental and hateful doesn't look good in the eyes of God. Love sinners no matter what they do. They're your brothers and sisters on earth, for pete's sake. God still loves them, you should too.

@erinmcgrew5058

10 жыл бұрын

Nobody ever said it would be easy

@erinmcgrew5058

10 жыл бұрын

+yaerius Is it a fact? Or do you simply not know? I can't prove God exists. Tbh, I don't know if he really does exist. For me, the fun's in not knowing:)

@erinmcgrew5058

10 жыл бұрын

For me, Christianity is much bigger than that. Much simpler as well. It's sad that someone would use religion to dictate a country, or to gain personal profit. I see it as spreading love.

@MsTessG

10 жыл бұрын

Homosexuality is not a sin. In fact, there is no "sin" because religion made it up to control you. There is only right from wrong, hurting people and not hurting people. Homosexuality is merely a variant sexuality. Nothing more, nothing less. It hurts no one.

@DKScully5540

9 жыл бұрын

Religion lol ! go share the bible with people who are as closed minded and as gullible as you.

The best line is at 1:47

she is absolutely precious! look at those eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my gosh, i'm so in love!

You're right ellen, portia does have everything, and you do too! You both have eachother which is the best gift ever

If you don't like stuff on here youtube...why do you watch it. why do you write crap about it, why dont you just find something you do like...and leave everyone else alone! this is not a forum for nasty comments and back biting. it's meant to share with like minded people....

@scottstephen3697

8 жыл бұрын

+sharon hadley Thank you so much. The world needs more people like you.

Ellen is the best :*) Stop hating on her who ever you are...

that made me giggle and show my mom and then she giggled and it was a happy family moment and for that i'm grateful and disappointed at how media can create such an awesome moment.

i love ellen... i watch her everyday at 4. she's the best!

Hilarious but it's true though.. Ellen is literally everything. In every side..

How is any line in here the best line ever? Please someone tell me if I missed it.

@meepmeeo2260

8 жыл бұрын

it's the "what do you get someone with everything by everything I mean me" line

That is so wonderful!! I love it so much that I have taken a photo of it

Lol...I really like Ellen. She demonstrates how much of a funny, kind, giving and witty person she is with such effortlessness. She is a class act.

Poor Rach Davies...she has nothing better to do than take a journey in time travel back to the 50's and wonder who is the "top." Amazing! I guess you've never stopped to think that no one on earth is locked into a position nor should they be identified by such inane references...well, I didn't mean you, of course. You're the exception to the rule! You're locked into the 24/7365 cretin position and that's a tough one to break free of.

@erinmcgrew5058

10 жыл бұрын

I don't think that Rach was trying to be offensive, honey. There usually is a "top" or "dominant" person in every relationship. It's natural, and happens depending on your personality type. One person in a relationship will always be dominant in making certain decisions, such as a wife choosing decorations for a home and a husband choosing recreational activities.

I know i'm a good christian because this made me feel queasy. Adam and Eve not Brain and Jeeves......or Ellen and Hellen .

@jardelinley5361

9 жыл бұрын

How fucking rude!! See its funny you say that because you are trying to take "God's" role only he can say that not you so I think you need to shut up and be the Christian he wants you to be and not the sinner that you are being!!

@barneysgamertag6956

9 жыл бұрын

Jarde Linley hahaha how could you take that seriously? good job moral crusader

@omgthetablesonfire

9 жыл бұрын

i think you know you are a bad christian cause why would you be watching this anyway? you need confirmation or something? its not good to be in denial

@jardelinley5361

9 жыл бұрын

omgthetablesonfire who's that to?

@omgthetablesonfire

9 жыл бұрын

Jarde Linley the original commenter

i love ellen, like literally, she's the best person ever

I love her.. shes an amazing comedian and incredible woman!!

Ellen is my favorite. she is sooo funny!!!! i love watching her show everyday

shes so awesome

whenever I'm sad, I just watch ellen, she makes me feel better. Ellen is so funny, I love her! She's awesome.

That was sooo adorable!!!

I sooooo love Ellen!

JAJAJJAJAJA amazing!! totally made my day

she's adorable.

I love Ellen! I'm from the UK but I love seeing some of her interviews on here :) she never fails to make me laugh when im sad :) & I think she's an amazing woman, a great inspiration and a true idol! plus I never knew until 10minutes ago that she played Dory in Finding Nemo, so I love her even more! :)

I love her. She's so hilarious and never fails to put a smile on my face

i love her!!!!

omggg i looove elleeennnn

So sweet!!

The woman who has everything and by everything I mean me LOVE IT

so cute her and pamala

awww one bless them both

i really love ELLEN

thanks!! amazing

Thanks so much friend!

It never fails. Every show Ellen makes me laugh :)

wow i like what the unveilling said that is spot on

"What do you get the woman who has everything, and by that I mean me" Actual love her!

Love her!!!!

I love her very much she's amazing

WAYYY TOO CUTE!!!!

omg the best line was " what do you get a women who has everything and by everthing I mean me " ellen keep doing you thing girl

ellen IS everything! lol - seriously! LOVE HER!

Love that woman.

I totally love Ellen!! she's the best isn't she?

Lolol she's awesome.

Darn. I thought she was gonna say "just keep swimming"

They Are A Beautiful Couple

AWWW! DAMNIT THEY'RE CUTE!! That picture of them with the ONE in the sky is just precious~

"Ofcourse, I didnt know what to give her, because she already has everything and by everything I mean me"

Genius in the works

ellen I love you.

Probably the best two hosts of Talk shows still airing: Craig and Ellen.

" not really a picnic, it was a blanket w/ wine... well.. just wine" LOL!!

genuinely most hilarious line

Indeed it is, my friend.

Ellen makes me happy :D

the law is nothing more than a servant that serves all citizens and the fact that it is not a reflection of someone's thoughts means that it is pure and that shows great civility

always so modest! lol

I love Ellen! She cracks me up xD

ellen always makes me laugh

Love her

I can spend whole night watching ellen videos on youtube.. have to laugh silently 'cause I don't want to wake my mom

Haha omg Ellen can always make me smile

i fucking love you.

I luv her soo much!:)^^

"And that's how babies are made!" Hahaha! Love you Ellen!

you know it's funny when she even cracks her self up a little more than usual

YO ellen!! you go girl!

You must be young, she had a show in the 90s and came out on that. It was this whole thing.

Ellen is everything! Haha

"BY EVERYTHING I MEAN ME" LOL This made me laugh OUT LOUD !! I LOOOVE ELLEN

When I hear her voice...Dory pops into my head :DD

amazingggg

i love that

i love you ellen. i rly want to see you. :(

Some people say awwww, and some people say that's wrong

Well said! :)

Paper can be a book of poetry or a handwritten declaration of love

She's lucky to have you.

hahah! omg she's soo cute i sware i soo love ellen!

" No blanket..wine.." lol

It's 1am where I am. I have been watching Ellen all this time e_o my eyes are starting to hurt. MUST. STOP. WATCHING. ELLEN.

I completely agree!!!

Thank you. :)