This never gets old...even though they both clearly and audibly pronounce "eleven."..in a normal accent favorable to the English language.

@Salliana_Of_Suramar

Жыл бұрын

they just had to say it like Russians do..... this lift would just fall and hide somewhere frightened))))))) or in German)))))) historically the most coarse, rude and frightening accents....

@yunusozkan8969

Жыл бұрын

they could have just tried ten, you cannot go wrong with it

@VoidMoonstone696

Жыл бұрын

Me and my friend is going to re act that

@konstantin.v

Жыл бұрын

@@yunusozkan8969 , or can you?.. 😁

@opticnerve8927

Жыл бұрын

Can you imagine Liverpool, new castle, Manchester, east end of London, Essex boys 😉

"Are you from the same part of England as Dick Van Dyke?" had me dead

@bradstensland506

11 ай бұрын

Deck Van Dyke!!! lol

@conorsmith8551

10 ай бұрын

I said dead in a Scottish accent there as deeeed hahahaha

@Leeann-rz3ei

5 ай бұрын

​@@conorsmith8551I love lifts!

"where America is that? Dublin?" it gets me every time 🤣🤣

@FerdinandGamelin

Жыл бұрын

Дублин в Америке 😂. вдруг в Америке действительно есть город с названием - Дублин 😂😂😂👐🏻✨

@alexandermaddox8695

11 ай бұрын

​@@FerdinandGamelinyep! Theirs a dublin in ohio AND texas!!

@DragonCat

11 ай бұрын

@@alexandermaddox8695 ну, если в США 26 городов с названием "Москва", то почему бы и паре Дублинов не оказаться? Тем более, что ирландцев то с США наверняка куда больше, чем русских 😂

@i_wouldprefer_not_to1196

10 ай бұрын

I actually thought the accent sounded Russian 😂 (funnily enough)

@Umbra16

9 ай бұрын

@@alexandermaddox8695There’s also a Dublin in California.

For years now, I can't hear the word 'eleven' without thinking of this sketch.

@Filthypunkrocker

Ай бұрын

same

@alisakhrom

Ай бұрын

Me too!

“Just takes us anywhere ya cow” 🤣

@alessandroarcuri209

Жыл бұрын

YA' KØÜ! 🤣🤣🤣

Nostalgic...seeing different fandom doing all versions...love it

@Starmadien2019

Жыл бұрын

Good Omens did one

@Darklor_WCF

7 ай бұрын

The original is from the movie Carwash

I wanted to see someone else say "eleven" the same way and have the elevator go up as the two Scotsmen silently implode.

"You have not selected a floor" "AYE WE HAVE!!!"

The video:eleven The subtitles: I love Ben

We were being escorted through Frankfurt Airport by a Scottish lady (my wife is a bit disabled) last week on returning from America. When we were in the lift, I carefully ennunciated "eleven", in my best fake Scottish accent. She almost wet her undies.

@KrystleLow

2 ай бұрын

Probably made her week! 🤣

@SupraBot78

8 күн бұрын

🤣

Here in New Zealand I was given a voice-activated Television to trial. It took the best part of two weeks to get it to shift to channel 10. My programme was finished, needless to say. Maybe it was the Scot in me (on my mum's side) but my reaction was much the same.

@cmyk8964

Жыл бұрын

“I’m sorry, I don’t understand ‘chennal tin’.” -Smart TV

@zoli6692

8 ай бұрын

I don't understand who invented that... Isn't pressing a button on the remote simple enough?

@Slyarno2795

5 ай бұрын

I had to go through pronunciation with Google and other electronics it was painful.

@jacquelinehauser220

3 ай бұрын

Eleven

@genls

2 ай бұрын

Should have tried eleven

OMG, I watched this years ago and just laughed out so loud and hard again, thank you so much. This series should have a million view.

@berkaykoclar4953

Жыл бұрын

Yes

I went on a trip this past weekend to Hilton Head, South Carolina. The rental car had an audio GPS so you could speak the destination where you wanted to go. Without exaggeration my boyfriend was able to tell her at least 15 different commands, and she recognized all of them. EVERY time I tried, she did not understand what I said. This happened at least 10 times. It reminded me so much of this video. I just started telling her “11“!!!

Every Scot's worst nightmare. Voice recognition

@alicek.4714

2 ай бұрын

I'm not Scottish, but I hate voice recognition. Funny thing is I like everything Scottish. Never thought these things are related, haha

It's been nearly a decade since this video was posted and it's still funnier every time.

The greatest thing also in this video is the fact that not even close captions is able to understand and struggles with the accent... 😅🤣😂🤣😅

@slowerthinker

Жыл бұрын

"jail free pasta" ????? hehehehe, thanks for the tip ;o)

@Nathalia_Martins

Жыл бұрын

@@slowerthinker You're welcome" 🤗🤭😝😜

@bethel1019

Жыл бұрын

Had to watch it again with the captions. "I love Ben" 😂😂😂

@BK-is5fj

Жыл бұрын

“England is Dick Van Dyke” 😂

@SethanderWald

11 ай бұрын

Lmao, omg. Just made this video so much better. 😂

"you have not selected a floor" "AAAAP YEORS YA CAOO!!!"

Every Scottish comedy routine is required to contain 'OCH, YE COO!'

When i am depressed alone and lonely i always went back to see this video to eased my agony and made me laughed again what a good comedy.

These guys are hilarious 😂!! Strongest first episode of a comedy series I've seen.

my grandad showed me this in his car about a year back, hes passed away now, but he loved this so much. miss you grandy💕

@user-xt6qo2jb9l

Жыл бұрын

Similar story. My grandmother showed me this a few years ago. She was very passionate about Scotland, even though she’s never been there. She passed away a year ago. Decided to rewatch it to bring some memories)

@user-xt7ne4ov3t

7 ай бұрын

My grandpa died from cancer 3 years ago And I’m here because… Idk I just like Sco’land

Burnistoun is brilliant. Connell and Florence are geniuses.

@jamescarr4662

7 ай бұрын

You forgot 'underrated' and 'humble'

I watch this often to laugh. Hilarious!!!!

This is comedy gold. One for the Hall of Fame for sure !!

I can't remember the last time I wept with laughter. I just heard of this video in a New York Times article which mentioned the difficulties of lipreading certain accents.

This never gets old, I've watched it many times and still end up collapsed in laughter!

Oh my bloody goodness, was in public watching with closer captions. Scholar! Scholar! The auto generated text 😆🤣 the struggle is so real!

@ingridlaskova8526

8 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ef you don't understand Elango. What the fuck is Elango? 😅

@tihana13

6 ай бұрын

And "Freedom!" becomes "Three doors!" 😂

Every time I get to page 11 in ANYTHING...I have to quote this. If the people around me don't understand what I just did, we stop and watch this video. Also, for an entire year when my son was eleven, I didn't use his first name. I just called him "ELEVEN!"

@tequilacollins

Жыл бұрын

And prob for 11 months & 3 weeks, he would just roll his eyes. 😀

@ScottishDrumLessons

Жыл бұрын

@@tequilacollins He actually LOVED it :-) My younger boy lis looking forward to his turn to be called it also

@TheCinematicUniverseTraveler

6 ай бұрын

I'm on chapter 11 rn lol

After fork handles, four candles, this is the best comedy sketch ever written.

Plot twist: there were only 10 floors

@tabby5067

Жыл бұрын

OMG

@mugthemagpie3001

20 күн бұрын

I did not think of that.

@cz2301

13 күн бұрын

This explains it all lol

I live nowhere near any English-speaking country, but this is some good comedy.

These two guys dried out my tears,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I decided to watch this with subtitles on and it just made it funnier, the automatic subtitles butcher it completely. Highly recommended to watch with subtitles 🤣🤣

I have lost count of the number of times that I have watched this video clip and still the tears roll down my face. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is still funny also even the closed captions / subtitles don’t know the Scottish accent as they either miss out words or get them wrong

Hahah "Freedom!!!" roflmao - My scottish coworker showed me this. I love it! XD

Jesus this sketch is so underrated and humble

My D&D group now shouts "Eleven!" whenever it comes up in a roll. Good shit.

"ohh just take us anywhere ya cow. Just open the doors" Just the best line i've ever heard

Why does it sound a little low-toned? Best line:Because they knew they'd be sellin this to Scottish people who'd be goin off their nuts at it!

@catholicdad

Жыл бұрын

Lol, I heard "for months at it"

@MrMcFish219

6 ай бұрын

@@catholicdad Only proves the point that only Scots can understand Scottish lmao.

Up there with "two candles", and "my blackberry has stopped working". Wonderful observational comedy sketches ❤.

this is one of the best ones ever 😍

This video always makes me laugh so hard even on my worse days 🤣🤣

@orsors2129

4 ай бұрын

My belly hurts from laughing so hard.

Just the best sketch from this programme full stop. Brilliant writing and performance... 11...

I quote this sketch EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. I kid you not, every day.

Rumour has it they're still stuck in the elevator...

This is a classic!

When I need a good laugh I come back to this video. Timeless and priceless!

Being part-Scottish myself, this is the first time I've seen and laughed at something so hard I cried. I may be American, but I embraced my Scottish heritage on my dad's side. This really made my day! SCOTLAND!🤣

My absolute favourites

I'm suddenly reminded of the voice controlled software I tried to run on my Atari back in the 90's. That didn't work either. Imagine, trying to teach your computer how to do things by voice command, but first ... you need to get it to understand your command, how to make sense of what you're saying to it ... and then teach it what everything means. And then get it to recognize YOUR voice every time. It was just as frustrating as ELEVEN! My "Oh do whatever ya like!" came very close to "Take us anywhere, ya cow!"

I learned to recognize the scotish accent just watching this fantastic video! It was very very helpful! ❤️ 😀😀👍👌

"Freedom" = "free doors" in the ai closed captions, amazing😊

I think I shall immediately subscribe to this channel even though I already listen to a lot of Radio Scotland. Thanks alexa!

I’ve watched this so many times I’ve started saying 11 in a Scottish accent😂

Returning to this gem once again. Still cracks me up 😂

1:53 man predicted machine learning

Priceless in this life and in the next❤

"Yew from the same part of England as Dick van Dyke?" BRILLIANT in joke about Mary Poppins.

@omp199

Жыл бұрын

An in-joke is a joke that relies on knowledge that only the people sharing the joke have. Dick Van Dyke's performance in _Mary Poppins_ is common knowledge.

@IHateYoutubeHandles615

Жыл бұрын

@@omp199 I'm guessing that nowadays there are lots of people who've never heard of Dick Van Dyke or Mary Poppins.

@omp199

Жыл бұрын

@@IHateKZreadHandles615 They are still pretty famous. The sequel to the film, _Mary Poppins Returns,_ came out only about four years ago, and Dick Van Dyke is still getting himself talked about in the news. Even if they weren't famous, it still wouldn't be an in-joke.

His "american accent" sounds like New York Italian maffia in movies 😂

@MarshallRedmon01

5 ай бұрын

It does

My best friends send me this and said this made him learn Scottish accent😂💀

Hawl, actual get own this man, pure heavy mental that sum machine pure like canny understand wit ye say ken wit am talkin aboot 😂

Gets me every time 😂 Scotland!!! Freedom!!!!

@MarshallRedmon01

5 ай бұрын

SCOTLAND!!!!!

@georgeedwards8189

2 ай бұрын

@@MarshallRedmon01FREEDOM!!!!

even after years or speaking and learning english I still don't catch every word, BUT it's still one of the funniest things I've ever seen. No idea why it only got 1,2m views so far.

Whenever I need a good laugh, I watch this. This and Fenton in the park.

Too bad they didn't keep going with more people getting on. Would have been fun to see that escalate.

Ponerle subtítulos automaticos y ver que solo entiende al ascensor es lo mejor que pudo haber pasado

Fantastic

Scotland SCOTLAND SCOTLAAAND FREEEEEEDOOOOOM

@berkaykoclar4953

Жыл бұрын

Goin up?

Brilliant! Lost track of how many times I've watched that. 🤣

I think of this every time I try talking to my Subaru Voice driven console - which is just as hopeless in 2023 as when this skit was done. 'Please' - I'm with them! Why would a machine be 'pleased' by my doing something??

Plot twist... They needed to say "FLOOR eleven"

FREEDOM!!!!! That totally cracked me up!! (Come on guys! Speak 'Merican!)

Best skit ever.

it's taken me eight years to realise that they could have said ten and then used the stairs. Well, that's sucked the joy from another vid. My work here is done. Mwahaha

@TheWPhilosopher

6 ай бұрын

ten? As if that makes it any easier. 😅

That's a shame there is no subtitles, if you are a vocal recognition program you can understand it D:

@dylan-qq8uf

6 жыл бұрын

Althearya 2031 or Scottish ;)

The automatically generated subtitles add a completely new layer to the comedy 😂

I lol anytime I see it and there are many. Never got bored 👍

@Leeann-rz3ei

5 ай бұрын

I love lifts

THE FUNNIEST SCETCH EVER….😂

I watched this years ago but still enjoy showing my friends who haven't seen it. Now they get it when I say, "Eleven!"

"Oh Just take us anywere you cow . . .just open the doors"

Superb.

I'm pretty sure no matter how funny something is laugh tracks automatically make them much less so.

They sound Dutch. And Russian at some point while they tried to say 'eleven'😂

Brilliant

thx god I was sitting while watching ;-)

Someone just posted this on Twitter and it's the first time I have seen it. I have been laughing so hard watching this I could barely see my laptop screen! LOLOLOL!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂

The comedy in this sketch has been turned up to eleven… eleven… eleven… eleven…

I hang the phone up when they use voice recognition 😂

Nice

2023 still ELEEEEEVEN

Reminds me of the post-credits voice activated computer scene from The IT Crowd. "Hello Computer".

"You have not selected a floor. AYE WE HAVE! 11!"

When his voice breaks at 2:03 I died lol

as a welsh person, voice recognition cannot recognise accents other than american. it can abrely do english, let aslone scottish

This vid is why I scream Scotland and Freedom in an elevator

Brilliant!! I can't stop laughing.

Love Burniston 😂 who's shoes are they who's shoes are they 😂 who's glove is that who's glove is that 🍀♠️👀😜🎥♿

It's seriously the best one I have ever seen... And I'm German 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Out of curiosity I activated KZread's automated close captions and I'm happy to report it makes this old gem even funnier; KZread has no clue what's being said either and you can see automatically generated words frantically filling the screen at random. 😂😂😂😂😂