None of the history books in Skyrim mentioned a glowing white blur blazing across the country side leaving a trail of skooma bottles behind it as the savior of the empire...

@YourBrain

8 жыл бұрын

IT'S A COVER UP FROM THE THALMOR I TELL YOU 2WEAR YOUR CHITAN HATS!

@EpicWinNoob

8 жыл бұрын

She moved so fast no historian could even process the story itself.

@princevegeta699

7 жыл бұрын

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

@zaleski9912

7 жыл бұрын

Dekkren Kain @

@Blake4014

6 жыл бұрын

Hail Skooma! The savior of Tameriel!

Of note. The adventure begins on the morning of the 27 of Last Seed. Run ends on the afternoon of the 30th. THE OBLIVION CRISIS WAS 3 DAYS.

@Blake4014

6 жыл бұрын

A very very short crisis, half the population didnt even know there was a crisis! lool

@Ohflipsnap

6 жыл бұрын

"An Oblivion Crisis? In my province?" More likely than you think...

@KnewOnee

5 жыл бұрын

@@Ohflipsnap Oblivion Crisis? in this Era ? in this Autumn? in this part of the Empire? localized entirely in your plane of existence ? *YES*

@Ohflipsnap

5 жыл бұрын

@KnewOne ... May I see it? *NO*

@xemnas1997

5 жыл бұрын

Relax it was just a Dragon Break, those things happen all the time

*finishes the run* not much of an applause. *throws a skull at a cup* the whole room erupts.

@isaacrumley

5 жыл бұрын

Iceman why are there no comments on this? This is gold 😂😂

@pokesonav

5 жыл бұрын

Priorities!

@DieEineMieze

5 жыл бұрын

bruh :,(

@jnostalgic539

2 жыл бұрын

When that happened I felt like clapping as well 🤣

When the next Elder Scroll is written, you shall be its scribe... "One day, the Emperor was assassinated by members of the Mythic Dawn cult that worshiped Mehrunes Dagon. So I ran around punching literally everyone, created potions and scrolls out of nothing, and drank myself into a skooma stupor. I ran across Cyrodiil like a madwoman, forgetting how exhausting it was, guzzling skooma all the way. Then Martin Septim turned into a dragon--or at least I think he did. Maybe that was the skooma."

@AlyMar1994

8 жыл бұрын

Was it the Mythic Dawn? I thought it was mentioned in Skyrim that the Dark Brotherhood assassinated Uriel Septim VII.

@AnubusStar

8 жыл бұрын

It is very clear in Oblivion that the Emperor is killed by the Mythic Dawn.

@CaptainRed1000

7 жыл бұрын

Would you mind if I refenced this in my RPG Maker project? It's far too funny for me to ignore. XD

@AnubusStar

7 жыл бұрын

CaptainRed1000 Please do!

@TheRangerFox

7 жыл бұрын

A little late to the party, but in skyrim it is implied that the Hero of Kvatch (oblivion's main character) is killed by a dark brotherhood assassin. It's one of my least favorite things that they did in skyrim, because they imply you're killed by the adoring fan from the arena quest line. anyway, just putting that out there as it might be what you were thinking of.

what a spectacularly chill run. most gdq runs i can't watch when i'm trying to relax bc of all the nervous energy and loud, tryhard jokes. chill runner, chill presenters, chill audience. 10/10

Surprising no-one, a triple-blind study conducted by ancestor moth priests reveals that the fastest way to save Tamriel is to drink an ungodly amount of skooma.

Saw the bowling, though to my self "That's it, nothing is going to be better."

@vanondorf

7 жыл бұрын

It's actually the hardest trick in the game.

This is my new headcanon for Oblivion.

im glad im not the only one that says "over cucumbered"

24:45 "...and you have to steal from him before you kill him or else you'll get arrested."

Your Intelligence has been damaged.

I've been on a major GDQ kick the past two weeks. And I'm living every moment of it.

That explains why khajit move faster than other characters it's cause they're always hopped up on skooma and moon sugar

"Sean Bean had to die in Oblivion too." So happy somebody else also thought the same thing as i did too about Sean Bean.

i did the dupe glitch a lot back in the day when i played on xbox 360. overdid it one day and was stuck watching jeweled necklaces fall in Anvil for about 45 minutes, and took maybe 2 days to pick them all up at 5 seconds per frame (

@DavetrapCourier6

3 жыл бұрын

Fucking. Mood.

no...please I dont have another hundred hours to spend replaying this amazing ass ga *download starts*

I also got that ghost glitch while playing casually. When you kill the skeleton, the blade ghost is supposed to be teleported from a small cave thingy that is "burried" under the floor in that room, but he just stays there forever, then the only way to progress is using tcl to get to the armor, or using it to go talk to him, target him with the console, going back to the armor room, then using another command to teleport him to you.

Bubbles of Fire is a kickass name, and this is a kickass run.

@DBDenzz

3 жыл бұрын

Bubbles of the fire

No OOB runs are the best runs.

Bubbles is easily THE most entertaining speedrunner ive seen on this channel, watching this is better than watching a movie and this somehow also satisfies my nostalgia and prevents me from downloading the game only to get bored 10 minutes after i start it.

@personontheinternet6525

2 жыл бұрын

iniiiiit. I bought it recently but haven't even bothered opening the disc drive xD

one of my favorite moments of these vods are the collective yays! such joy

Looking at this speedrun just squeezed my mind.Nostalgic.

Skooma... maybe just once...

@sickbyy

5 жыл бұрын

Or in this case some 512 times if my math is correct

The second best video that got me into the speedrunning community. Thank you so much. Always fun to watch. I love it.

That dupe glitch is why I can’t go to skingrad on my Xbox save any more.

I just had the exact same glitch during the tomb for Tiber Septim's armor happen yesterday when playing casually. No idea what triggers it, but yeah, thank god for console commands. No idea what a console player would do though lol

the skill and mastery of this game is amazing the timing and delicate jumps shows true commitment to your craft!

This guy closed a gate to oblivion in two minute or less

Fear and Loathing in Cyrodill

It’s crazy to see how optimized this run became if you’ve watched Bubbles’ 29:57 run which is so much faster than this

He plays fuckin Michael Jackson

...Would Nirn have come to an end if this high elf had attended AA?

41:40 "We did it. *Y a y*"

The same thing happened to me when I was playing the game for the first time. I thought the game was just glitched out and wouldn't let me finish. Eventually enough time passed that the guy showed up.

I'm demanding a new category: bowling%.

That moment when you realize the video you were looking forward to watching is one you already watched a long time ago :(

51:13 The highlight, imo

lol damn back in the day i stored millions and millions of skooma in the secret room of the castle dlc!

'this guys really good at avoiding you' -bubbles waites for him- -uses door- -just fucking misses him- X D dead. that RNG

2:58 run starts

5:44 seems to be when the run actually starts.

"praisssee beee" "W A H"

damn they were entertaining to watch. perfect sense of humor

This is by far the best elder scrolls game.

Question: how do I go in person to one of these speedruns?

Shout out to my boy with "Where'd the soda go?"

Damn I didn't know a time like 52 seconds was possible...

@Manly-Tears

3 жыл бұрын

World Record that shall be never beaten indeed

This is by far my favorite speedrun ever. So hilarious.

Well, my intelligence sure have been damaged

600000$ for speedruns who said gamers where just fat lazy slobs these men are hustling respect

"they just run faster because bethesda"

He finished oblivion the same time I took to finish the tutorial

WOW what a good play threw!!!

I have two memories from oblivion. One is wondering through the forest after escaping the jail. Finding a unicorn and then finding out I could ride it. Taking it to kvatch, jumping off its back and it absolutely killing everyone and everything in town

they got a cool $13-14

looks like i have to install oblivion again... :D

*kills mankar camoran in one second* "And that was the final boss of the game." *applause*

45:49 BAURUS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

And so the 9 Divines became the 10 Divines.

3:59 -You immediately bind heal minor wounds and ... heal minor wounds. I don't even know, I have been laughing for 10 minutes already.

that glitch at 40:00 is really interesting, anyone know why that happened?

"Over cucumbered" lmaoooo

I can just hear the character going woooooooooooooooo throughout the entire speedrun

I complete forgot how this game looks unmoded... it looks a bit different after throwing 20gig of new content and textures to it.

Kept thinking I was accidentally watching at 2.0x speed.

Does the time it takes to quick save and quick load not constitute as a pay to win aspect as they were talking about avoiding with the frame rate cap?

you knew there was the infamous paintbrush glitch

32:32 these blades picked an interesting place to do this.

This reminds me of using jet in fallout 4 to launch into areas I shouldn't be in. Skooma jump!

i heard... but this isnt confirmed... that you cannot escape his vigilance... ahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahah and the way theyre all yelling while he runs past ahahahahahahaha

@lolwhut7

7 жыл бұрын

lol'd so fuckin hard

@stal2496

6 жыл бұрын

YOU CANNOT DAGOOOON HGUAHUAHYAAAA

Run ACTUALLY starts at 3:55 then REALLY ACTUALLY starts at 5:40 Not even joking....

46:23 Two of you, is it my birthday?

The games like 'no plz why you key so much'

This is very soothing to the soul

I like how they purposely say "over-cucumbered" instead "over-encumbered"

That throw to the cup was legendary 🤣

In the tomb where they had to kill those 4 specific skeletons... I'm very sure that they didn't killed the last skeleton which is the reason why they couldn't get past the barrier and had to use the noclip cheat.

@OGUnusualHat

8 жыл бұрын

they walked back and looked right at the remains of the last skeleton, if any of them id feel skeptical about the 2nd but he also got the notification for that one which wouldnt have happened

@mementomori5580

8 жыл бұрын

IAmJim Didn't they go to the first (or second) one? Because he clearly exited at another direction then he entered...

is it just me or is it that every dungeon is super dark and you cant see anything? otherwise it was great

@romanvonungern-sternberg1048

5 жыл бұрын

In the earlier versions everything was ridiculously dark, which meant there was actually a point to torches and nighteye

another proof that shady dealers always have the quickest solutions.

"Have mercy" "No"

this guy beat the game befor my game booted up

When you don’t want to be the hero

i must have missed how your fireball one shots the final boss.

How was he able to fast travel to Weynon Priory and Cloud Ruler Temple without discovering first?

@Ausar0

6 жыл бұрын

Aaron Wilt Jr. That's just a thing in Oblivion. You don't have to discover those locations.

Skooma is a hell of a drug.

Since I first saw this run, I only move around the game by 8-stacking skooma

31:05 wow guys

This is one of the first games I played when I went back to gaming as an adult. It took me around 100 hours...

Shit, the Bethesda hum played and I thought I'd clicked on the Oblivion icon.

@YourBrain

8 жыл бұрын

The amount of times that's happened to me...

dat book snap :)

What difficulty is this played in?

@sunbleachedangel

7 жыл бұрын

SunnieShines easiest

funcannon seemed really nervous. Hopefully he'll be ok during his run this year

YOU CAN-

Oblivion Speedrun aka How Tamriel Was Saved By a Skooma Addict

Starts @ 3:57

That armor isn't for Martin, nor is it what he's wearing in any event. Going fast always makes up for the silly lore stuff, though

Console commands wont make you move faster then that but duping stat enchants you can jump across the entire map lol

It's amazing how much better Oblivion's interior lighting is than vanilla Skyrim...

12:43 LOL was that the game???

Nice run!