Elden Ring for Dummies

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Kassem: / kassemg
Lawrence: / sirlarr
Edited by Chelsea Schneider
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  • @brannonhancock13
    @brannonhancock13Ай бұрын

    "Seamless Transition" please never change, Chelsea. you are a beautiful soul

  • @BatJack101
    @BatJack101Ай бұрын

    "I feel like Rise of Skywalker made me like two percent more autistic" Same Lawrence same

  • @al112v4

    @al112v4

    25 күн бұрын

    This but the Prequels.

  • @yoalyrodriguez94
    @yoalyrodriguez94Ай бұрын

    Kassem shows demonstrates once again that he is the best gamer ever, but really I'm just here for the Alien Update. Gimme more AU!

  • @Logicalization

    @Logicalization

    Ай бұрын

    Shows demonstrates Sam Hyde x Brought You This Thing, when?

  • @Asphaltmonkey0

    @Asphaltmonkey0

    Ай бұрын

    As a person who is highly autistic towards the UAP phenomena I feel proudly represented as well Thanks for using your own money so I didn't have to

  • @ShenyanMetal
    @ShenyanMetalАй бұрын

    Kassem's "alien updates" are the only reason i support this channel and keep coming back. Don't let them keep you down brother.

  • @slothiesmith8462
    @slothiesmith8462Ай бұрын

    Commenting for Al Goretism

  • @BrentBlueAllen

    @BrentBlueAllen

    Ай бұрын

    Al Gore's jism?

  • @cadenm5428

    @cadenm5428

    Ай бұрын

    If a la gor tism gets this right, it should recognize my comments.

  • @sparkymotive

    @sparkymotive

    Ай бұрын

    For the Al Gore Rhythm

  • @CommissionerManu

    @CommissionerManu

    Ай бұрын

    Yo, I think my doctor diagnosed me with that! Apparently I have like 80 High Definitions as well or something, but I dunno what that means, I got distracted while they were talking cos I was tryna work out if 80 was a high score or not

  • @PilotLadio
    @PilotLadioАй бұрын

    Bruce challenged Kass on his comment about autism and his justification was stronger than any of us could have ever imagined.

  • @GINGIVITISSS
    @GINGIVITISSSАй бұрын

    The willingness/need for Lawrence to tell on himself for comedic reasons (hard while in moms van bit) is genuinely something we should never take for granted. Every self own makes me appreciate him that much more. You a real one Lawdawg ❤

  • @Austin7934
    @Austin7934Ай бұрын

    Heres for the EXCLUSIVE super premium platinum membership. Also, Lawrence is right, there 100% is a right way and a wrong way to load the dishwasher.

  • @Raktus
    @RaktusАй бұрын

    There was a famous moment in 2007 when Porn got aired on the Disney channel due to a tv network mistake. I was among those that bore witness to that glorious event. I'll never know why that woman was handcuffed to the fridge, or why her husband was cheating on her on top of a table, ignoring her... but by god it will always be burned into my brain.

  • @El-Burrito

    @El-Burrito

    Ай бұрын

    That kind of experience at a you g age has got to unlock a new fetish for you

  • @bikestuffTV

    @bikestuffTV

    Ай бұрын

    You poor soul

  • @graybenyo6735

    @graybenyo6735

    Ай бұрын

    How old were you ..? Must’ve been on the majestic island of Epstein at one point in your life coincidentally too, huh? 😅

  • @peacemaster8117

    @peacemaster8117

    29 күн бұрын

    ... what the fuck, benyo.

  • @we-can-still-be-friends
    @we-can-still-be-friendsАй бұрын

    Kassem's Art Bell shirt was the icing on the cake for his disclosure rant

  • @Zer0FiveSeven

    @Zer0FiveSeven

    Ай бұрын

    I'm just happy anyone remembers Art Bell. That's cool.

  • @MadameButterfli
    @MadameButterfliАй бұрын

    Still in Rehab but getting out soon! Love you guys thank you for helping me get through it ❤

  • @ChristianPierce

    @ChristianPierce

    Ай бұрын

    Congrats on getting into rehab and getting clean, hope you are doing well

  • @MadameButterfli

    @MadameButterfli

    Ай бұрын

    @@ChristianPierce thank you so much I’m doing really well. 75 days clean :)

  • @randocrazunknown4771

    @randocrazunknown4771

    Ай бұрын

    170 days sober from alcohol after almost dying. Don't give up bro you got this!!!

  • @guhrizzlybaire

    @guhrizzlybaire

    Ай бұрын

    @@MadameButterflithis is so amazing! Congrats ❤❤

  • @lelandcookston1997

    @lelandcookston1997

    Ай бұрын

    Congrats man, rooting for you and hope it all goes well for you.😊

  • @Triforceofcourage112
    @Triforceofcourage112Ай бұрын

    "2 weeks ago I watched Twister every night for 7 days straight"

  • @DrMambo21
    @DrMambo21Ай бұрын

    Chelsea should win an Oscar for Jizz Skywalker 3D print, masterful 10/10

  • @mattbarclay5879
    @mattbarclay5879Ай бұрын

    That random 2 second snippet of You Are the Moon by The Hush Sound gave me such a flash of nostalgia. Thank you for that Chelsea.

  • @wyattlive83
    @wyattlive83Ай бұрын

    I just noticed this channel was unscrambled, watchen every minute of it!

  • @langleymneely

    @langleymneely

    Ай бұрын

    Shh 🤫 just keep the volume low before mom comes in the room!

  • @XnaugahydeX
    @XnaugahydeXАй бұрын

    To answer your question Lawrence, Freud would likely say that the thrills experienced while riding a roller coaster are an expression of what he called the death drive.

  • @thedealdoe3323
    @thedealdoe3323Ай бұрын

    Chelsea hacked BUTT for us so we could get this free content!

  • @Killtacboy
    @KilltacboyАй бұрын

    2:25 I remember that EXACT cable box in my house growing up. Not the nostalgia I was expecting today, but I’m here for it. Also, if aliens weren’t real, we would never have had cable. Checkmate nonbelievers.

  • @curtoverton9431
    @curtoverton9431Ай бұрын

    When Kasem said he watched Twister for a week straight, I almost died. I can only take so much Bill Paxton..that may be peak autism..

  • @bigolpanda
    @bigolpandaАй бұрын

    Just rewatched you guys recently. Hell yea new episode baby!! Also, Kassem epic battle with that rolling sheep and he kept missing was hilarious lmao.

  • @headconcepts
    @headconceptsАй бұрын

    kassem picking prisoner is actually very cool and gamer of him

  • @LucRice
    @LucRiceАй бұрын

    I have now seen every episode of this show this channel has produced

  • @Zer0FiveSeven

    @Zer0FiveSeven

    Ай бұрын

    That's like... 10 videos.

  • @badmana5768

    @badmana5768

    Ай бұрын

    @@Zer0FiveSeven40ish

  • @ClSKO
    @ClSKOАй бұрын

    Hey that's not fair to Freud, He developed a complex system of analysis that also involves hating your dad

  • @Zer0FiveSeven
    @Zer0FiveSevenАй бұрын

    Okay. I love watching ur vids while drunk because not only do I get to rewatch the eps as if the were brand new, but I also wake up to an Art Bell tee on my porch. God bless Bacardi and the internet.

  • @guhrizzlybaire
    @guhrizzlybaireАй бұрын

    Love Fridays again. Thanks guys.

  • @ThatDudeNevin
    @ThatDudeNevinАй бұрын

    Kassem's deep state shadow should have a cutout for his luxurious moustache.

  • @dawnjonsin9447
    @dawnjonsin944729 күн бұрын

    Came for the sword play stuck around for Kassem's gun show. Such great content in such a short amount of time. Love you guys.

  • @UnyieldingFire
    @UnyieldingFireАй бұрын

    I just appreciate the hell out of you guys. Keep it up!

  • @FourCLRDemon
    @FourCLRDemonАй бұрын

    Did I just hear You are the a Moon when Kassem starts to cry?! 🤯🤯🤯

  • @blairsnyder1067
    @blairsnyder1067Ай бұрын

    Hello to the best editor in the game

  • @Beastmode-hk3fj

    @Beastmode-hk3fj

    Ай бұрын

    She ain't that great, knock it off with the Chelsea-worshipping. Kassem's what it's all about.

  • @Detectivebongrips

    @Detectivebongrips

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@Beastmode-hk3fj you chow balls

  • @guhrizzlybaire

    @guhrizzlybaire

    Ай бұрын

    @@Beastmode-hk3fjthis is definitely Kassem's burner account

  • @zensibleone2295

    @zensibleone2295

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@Beastmode-hk3fj Pfft. Kassem is at best the Jar Jar Binks of the team. Just kidding folks. It's just jokes.

  • @peacemaster8117

    @peacemaster8117

    29 күн бұрын

    @@Beastmode-hk3fj Chelsea had the funniest joke in the last video. She's consistently the funniest part of these uploads.

  • @zgillet
    @zgilletАй бұрын

    Hahaha it might have been unintentional Chelsae, but "Praeton" sounding in my head like "preyed on" made me cackle.

  • @whopooted255
    @whopooted255Ай бұрын

    I'm digging that Art Bell shirt Kassem. Coast to Coast.

  • @foxmind2490
    @foxmind2490Ай бұрын

    This channel has genuinely gotten funnier over time. Well done boys!

  • @Harrisonisafat
    @Harrisonisafat29 күн бұрын

    The way Lawrence tried to hold it together with the rollercoaster bit was great

  • @thomasj0330
    @thomasj0330Ай бұрын

    I'm just here for the next alien update

  • @Kajijojiji
    @KajijojijiАй бұрын

    lmao bruce forcing lawrence and kassem to commit to the homo-autismo bit and then accusing them of being neurotypical is the comedy equivalent of a cop smashing out your tail-light

  • @PancakeSpeedy
    @PancakeSpeedyАй бұрын

    "When I shoot out it is basically just an action figure" -- This got me out of the blue. 😂

  • @james4066
    @james4066Ай бұрын

    isn't kassem's birthday really the friends we made along the way?

  • @monstermaster42

    @monstermaster42

    Ай бұрын

    Exactly

  • @HailYourself
    @HailYourselfАй бұрын

    Kassem, that's the sweetest fucking Art Bell shirt that I've ever seen.

  • @HappyPantz
    @HappyPantzАй бұрын

    Possible new Kassam channel name: "Brought You The Truth"

  • @thebackup2121

    @thebackup2121

    8 күн бұрын

    A joke second account that just reposts Kassem's Alien Updates would be hilarious

  • @AKDot98
    @AKDot98Ай бұрын

    I caught that Hush Sound needle drop Chelsea! Goated music taste

  • @calliesGOs
    @calliesGOsАй бұрын

    hi chelsea from another token 2% woman!!!

  • @jubes3672
    @jubes3672Ай бұрын

    I downloaded star trek fleet command, just for you!!

  • @ladygrzzlybeets
    @ladygrzzlybeetsАй бұрын

    Another S Tier BUTT video to kick off the weekend. Also, Kassem saying “It’s all about timing” and then immediately dying is the perfect way to sum up Elden Ring.

  • @Knight-brolaire
    @Knight-brolaire23 күн бұрын

    I can't wait for the next video where they all take the RAADS-R and find out that Lawrence and Kassem definitely have the tism

  • @CheefChaos
    @CheefChaosАй бұрын

    Party Mode?!?!? Andy Cortez is smilin somewhere

  • @Minkamurink
    @MinkamurinkАй бұрын

    This channel is the most insane thing ive ever found its like my highschool youtube taste grew up and is doing just as bad as i am :) this is beautiful thank yoy

  • @TheSolidscorpius
    @TheSolidscorpiusАй бұрын

    love you chelsea for this edits.... dear lord jajajjaja

  • @lewism5941
    @lewism5941Ай бұрын

    As someone with AuDHD (autism and ADHD) this is my new favourite comfort video

  • @zorakzokstone7157
    @zorakzokstone7157Ай бұрын

    As an autistic person, you guys (especially Lawrence) fuckin' nailed that shit. I am losing it laughing. If there was an autistic equivalent to "y'all are invited to the cookout" I'd use it here (maybe "I'd share my chicken nuggies with y'all"?)

  • @skibblebopper

    @skibblebopper

    Ай бұрын

    law dog can have some of my honey mussie and chicky tendies.

  • @TheDreamer980
    @TheDreamer980Ай бұрын

    just gotta keep repeating to myself "shadow kassem can't hurt me"

  • @tristancloag
    @tristancloagАй бұрын

    As someone with the tism, i've always flagged Lawrence for having at least "an air" of the tistic as well

  • @peacemaster8117

    @peacemaster8117

    29 күн бұрын

    Autistic people love Lawrence for his reassuringly rectangular head.

  • @thebackup2121

    @thebackup2121

    8 күн бұрын

    Oh he almost certainly is an Autistic person like us; Hyper-fixation, very specific interests and ways on wanting to do things, and the social skills to match, I for one believe he could be and welcome him to our club, even if it's just as an honorary degree XD

  • @D0nut42
    @D0nut42Ай бұрын

    Here's the thing: it is a nightmare to get through the process for diagnosis as an adult, but the lack of diagnosis does not change my neurodivergence.

  • @thebackup2121

    @thebackup2121

    8 күн бұрын

    Exactly! Of course we're not about to use a hard and fast metric to decide whether it was appropriate for the boys to make those jokes, but it is still a very valid point. I didn't get my diagnosis confirmed til last year, but it's still been a very big part of my life over the last 34/35 years

  • @D0nut42

    @D0nut42

    8 күн бұрын

    @thebackup2121 please don't get me wrong: I'm not concerned about appropriate or not. Jokes are jokes for the most part. But as a just in case, I like to throw out the real info if I am able. Also: congrats on getting your diagnosis!!

  • @thetimebean
    @thetimebeanАй бұрын

    4:17 I was still laughing at this during the entire ad read

  • @prefacedspore2745
    @prefacedspore2745Ай бұрын

    Best Channel Ever!

  • @KalenaThePoiBoy
    @KalenaThePoiBoyАй бұрын

    BYTT - Brought You This Truth, thank you Kassem

  • @Zero_Zone.

    @Zero_Zone.

    Ай бұрын

    Exactly.

  • @Mr1087shotwell
    @Mr1087shotwellАй бұрын

    That backlit bit had me tripping 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @YourLocalDutchGuy
    @YourLocalDutchGuyАй бұрын

    That was the best timing for an add I have ever seen

  • @Develed
    @DeveledАй бұрын

    Watching for Chelsea, commenting for the algorithm

  • @JustChillinOnThe5thFloor
    @JustChillinOnThe5thFloorАй бұрын

    Making sure I try to comment all these videos. Chelsea is a editor beast. Kassem the funny guy. Lawrence chilling still the ultimate gamer. And Bruce holding in the big farts but letting out them big laughs.

  • @gfraserewu
    @gfraserewu29 күн бұрын

    The sponsor made me feel like we need a Patrick Brown appearance and some Star Trek gameplay. Then make Kassem's alien update seamlessly connect with the Jem'Hadar or some bullshit

  • @kingtastytv
    @kingtastytvАй бұрын

    i saw a ufo with 6 friends in 2012. we all had cell phones. not one of us took a picture. phone cameras at the time were so terrible it didn't even enter our minds as an option

  • @sheriffthelaw6979
    @sheriffthelaw697925 күн бұрын

    These descrambler goggles are the best thing in the world! Thank you BYTT Boys!

  • @kanyon.wilson
    @kanyon.wilsonАй бұрын

    "THE TRUTH IS IN HERE." - kassemg, probably

  • @TerraMonstrum7
    @TerraMonstrum7Ай бұрын

    Yes! Kassem Alien Update!

  • @Shamr0ck01
    @Shamr0ck01Ай бұрын

    @Bruce love the shelf

  • @isaacfullerton
    @isaacfullertonАй бұрын

    watching this while loading the dishwasher correctly

  • @BLTZDBANDIT
    @BLTZDBANDIT26 күн бұрын

    Came to the channel for the Law-dog and Bruce but stayed for Kaseem

  • @mapleycanadian22
    @mapleycanadian22Ай бұрын

    Congrats on the engagement guys!

  • @Bphost11
    @Bphost11Ай бұрын

    Can’t wait when you guys get to 100k Scrooblers

  • @thegameslave2
    @thegameslave2Ай бұрын

    I like how they suddenly entered the Elden Matrix at one point with the sunglasses. Also, the lack of any Ana de Armas impressions is concerning.

  • @moonpigeon9
    @moonpigeon9Ай бұрын

    Thanks for the update Kassem!!

  • @Glxdiatorr
    @Glxdiatorr29 күн бұрын

    Asking what the attack button is half way through the video is EXACTLY what I anticipated...

  • @CanadianJedi
    @CanadianJediАй бұрын

    I have definitive proof of aliens but will only discuss it in person with the boys...or Chels.... Another banger vid

  • @xIMEPICx1
    @xIMEPICx1Ай бұрын

    Love these videos so much ❤

  • @LooneyTunesBackInActionWasGood
    @LooneyTunesBackInActionWasGoodАй бұрын

    Love the Elden Ring gameplay in this one butt boys. Keep up the great work!

  • @krombabulusmichael
    @krombabulusmichaelАй бұрын

    Lawrence is right the club alien mix is sick

  • @isaiahbradfordiii4041
    @isaiahbradfordiii4041Ай бұрын

    OMG, these videos are so good. I also come here for the Alien Updated. Both the original and the club remix! 👽👽👽

  • @logan_sunday
    @logan_sundayАй бұрын

    Elons kid growing up on a trash island sounds like the plot of a futuristic Count of Monte Cristo.

  • @zero2krazy902
    @zero2krazy902Ай бұрын

    Great work as always Chelsea!

  • @NadoMD
    @NadoMDАй бұрын

    lawrence with the ancient kinda funny merch, that's my quintessential gamer right there

  • @SerPodrick
    @SerPodrickАй бұрын

    they positively are the best at playing only the first 5 mins of any game

  • @Riskystache
    @RiskystacheАй бұрын

    11:23 Glenn from Always Sunny Moment

  • @xandertrejo
    @xandertrejoАй бұрын

    I can't wait for more rey Skywalker adventures in episode ten

  • @TheBrothers759
    @TheBrothers75929 күн бұрын

    Insane to see kassemg on the Internet again lol

  • @thequarterman
    @thequartermanАй бұрын

    Kassem, we believe! 👽🛸

  • @matthewjohnson8217
    @matthewjohnson8217Ай бұрын

    Kassem will slowly turn this into a Alex Jones type of show... GIVE US THE TRUTH

  • @ob1_kn_obi969
    @ob1_kn_obi969Ай бұрын

    bruce and lawrence got to be on each side of kassam's face and beat it and kassam has to finish the game before they finish on him.

  • @oisinmurphy8242
    @oisinmurphy8242Ай бұрын

    You have the pass Lawrence without Photoshop

  • @fernreturn
    @fernreturnАй бұрын

    Ive watched all the videos guys keep it up

  • @dillon3555
    @dillon355529 күн бұрын

    i like your star wars hunters shirt lawrence

  • @kingformeradventure
    @kingformeradventureАй бұрын

    Kassem is spreading the truth!!!! Keep it up man! Love the vids!

  • @KaneWG
    @KaneWGАй бұрын

    Not telling Kassem about the flask? Ouch.

  • @Zobbster
    @ZobbsterАй бұрын

    I'm here for the TRUTH, Kassem! The TRUTH, I tell's ya!

  • @Mrchair905
    @Mrchair905Ай бұрын

    I have autism and Lawrence’s dish washer comment made me choke on my coffee, hit too close to home. 😂

  • @jackestes3692
    @jackestes3692Ай бұрын

    We need a Chelsea cam in the corner for her reactions to the boys‼️

  • @qwertimus
    @qwertimusАй бұрын

    One of the best/worst things I've heard on the internet is: "Microplastics in semen? You mean the pulp?"

  • @cfents8660
    @cfents866027 күн бұрын

    (insert superlatives re Chelsea)

  • @kravann
    @kravannАй бұрын

    I wonder if Chelsea could edit my parents back together........ A boy can dream?

  • @ouchmoma
    @ouchmomaАй бұрын

    I looked under my toilet and found no glasses