Elden Ring for Dummies
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Bruce: / brucegreene
Kassem: / kassemg
Lawrence: / sirlarr
Edited by Chelsea Schneider
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"Seamless Transition" please never change, Chelsea. you are a beautiful soul
"I feel like Rise of Skywalker made me like two percent more autistic" Same Lawrence same
@al112v4
25 күн бұрын
This but the Prequels.
Kassem shows demonstrates once again that he is the best gamer ever, but really I'm just here for the Alien Update. Gimme more AU!
@Logicalization
Ай бұрын
Shows demonstrates Sam Hyde x Brought You This Thing, when?
@Asphaltmonkey0
Ай бұрын
As a person who is highly autistic towards the UAP phenomena I feel proudly represented as well Thanks for using your own money so I didn't have to
Kassem's "alien updates" are the only reason i support this channel and keep coming back. Don't let them keep you down brother.
Commenting for Al Goretism
@BrentBlueAllen
Ай бұрын
Al Gore's jism?
@cadenm5428
Ай бұрын
If a la gor tism gets this right, it should recognize my comments.
@sparkymotive
Ай бұрын
For the Al Gore Rhythm
@CommissionerManu
Ай бұрын
Yo, I think my doctor diagnosed me with that! Apparently I have like 80 High Definitions as well or something, but I dunno what that means, I got distracted while they were talking cos I was tryna work out if 80 was a high score or not
Bruce challenged Kass on his comment about autism and his justification was stronger than any of us could have ever imagined.
The willingness/need for Lawrence to tell on himself for comedic reasons (hard while in moms van bit) is genuinely something we should never take for granted. Every self own makes me appreciate him that much more. You a real one Lawdawg ❤
Heres for the EXCLUSIVE super premium platinum membership. Also, Lawrence is right, there 100% is a right way and a wrong way to load the dishwasher.
There was a famous moment in 2007 when Porn got aired on the Disney channel due to a tv network mistake. I was among those that bore witness to that glorious event. I'll never know why that woman was handcuffed to the fridge, or why her husband was cheating on her on top of a table, ignoring her... but by god it will always be burned into my brain.
@El-Burrito
Ай бұрын
That kind of experience at a you g age has got to unlock a new fetish for you
@bikestuffTV
Ай бұрын
You poor soul
@graybenyo6735
Ай бұрын
How old were you ..? Must’ve been on the majestic island of Epstein at one point in your life coincidentally too, huh? 😅
@peacemaster8117
29 күн бұрын
... what the fuck, benyo.
Kassem's Art Bell shirt was the icing on the cake for his disclosure rant
@Zer0FiveSeven
Ай бұрын
I'm just happy anyone remembers Art Bell. That's cool.
Still in Rehab but getting out soon! Love you guys thank you for helping me get through it ❤
@ChristianPierce
Ай бұрын
Congrats on getting into rehab and getting clean, hope you are doing well
@MadameButterfli
Ай бұрын
@@ChristianPierce thank you so much I’m doing really well. 75 days clean :)
@randocrazunknown4771
Ай бұрын
170 days sober from alcohol after almost dying. Don't give up bro you got this!!!
@guhrizzlybaire
Ай бұрын
@@MadameButterflithis is so amazing! Congrats ❤❤
@lelandcookston1997
Ай бұрын
Congrats man, rooting for you and hope it all goes well for you.😊
"2 weeks ago I watched Twister every night for 7 days straight"
Chelsea should win an Oscar for Jizz Skywalker 3D print, masterful 10/10
That random 2 second snippet of You Are the Moon by The Hush Sound gave me such a flash of nostalgia. Thank you for that Chelsea.
I just noticed this channel was unscrambled, watchen every minute of it!
@langleymneely
Ай бұрын
Shh 🤫 just keep the volume low before mom comes in the room!
To answer your question Lawrence, Freud would likely say that the thrills experienced while riding a roller coaster are an expression of what he called the death drive.
Chelsea hacked BUTT for us so we could get this free content!
2:25 I remember that EXACT cable box in my house growing up. Not the nostalgia I was expecting today, but I’m here for it. Also, if aliens weren’t real, we would never have had cable. Checkmate nonbelievers.
When Kasem said he watched Twister for a week straight, I almost died. I can only take so much Bill Paxton..that may be peak autism..
Just rewatched you guys recently. Hell yea new episode baby!! Also, Kassem epic battle with that rolling sheep and he kept missing was hilarious lmao.
kassem picking prisoner is actually very cool and gamer of him
I have now seen every episode of this show this channel has produced
@Zer0FiveSeven
Ай бұрын
That's like... 10 videos.
@badmana5768
Ай бұрын
@@Zer0FiveSeven40ish
Hey that's not fair to Freud, He developed a complex system of analysis that also involves hating your dad
Okay. I love watching ur vids while drunk because not only do I get to rewatch the eps as if the were brand new, but I also wake up to an Art Bell tee on my porch. God bless Bacardi and the internet.
Love Fridays again. Thanks guys.
Kassem's deep state shadow should have a cutout for his luxurious moustache.
Came for the sword play stuck around for Kassem's gun show. Such great content in such a short amount of time. Love you guys.
I just appreciate the hell out of you guys. Keep it up!
Did I just hear You are the a Moon when Kassem starts to cry?! 🤯🤯🤯
Hello to the best editor in the game
@Beastmode-hk3fj
Ай бұрын
She ain't that great, knock it off with the Chelsea-worshipping. Kassem's what it's all about.
@Detectivebongrips
Ай бұрын
@@Beastmode-hk3fj you chow balls
@guhrizzlybaire
Ай бұрын
@@Beastmode-hk3fjthis is definitely Kassem's burner account
@zensibleone2295
Ай бұрын
@@Beastmode-hk3fj Pfft. Kassem is at best the Jar Jar Binks of the team. Just kidding folks. It's just jokes.
@peacemaster8117
29 күн бұрын
@@Beastmode-hk3fj Chelsea had the funniest joke in the last video. She's consistently the funniest part of these uploads.
Hahaha it might have been unintentional Chelsae, but "Praeton" sounding in my head like "preyed on" made me cackle.
I'm digging that Art Bell shirt Kassem. Coast to Coast.
This channel has genuinely gotten funnier over time. Well done boys!
The way Lawrence tried to hold it together with the rollercoaster bit was great
I'm just here for the next alien update
lmao bruce forcing lawrence and kassem to commit to the homo-autismo bit and then accusing them of being neurotypical is the comedy equivalent of a cop smashing out your tail-light
"When I shoot out it is basically just an action figure" -- This got me out of the blue. 😂
isn't kassem's birthday really the friends we made along the way?
@monstermaster42
Ай бұрын
Exactly
Kassem, that's the sweetest fucking Art Bell shirt that I've ever seen.
Possible new Kassam channel name: "Brought You The Truth"
@thebackup2121
8 күн бұрын
A joke second account that just reposts Kassem's Alien Updates would be hilarious
I caught that Hush Sound needle drop Chelsea! Goated music taste
hi chelsea from another token 2% woman!!!
I downloaded star trek fleet command, just for you!!
Another S Tier BUTT video to kick off the weekend. Also, Kassem saying “It’s all about timing” and then immediately dying is the perfect way to sum up Elden Ring.
I can't wait for the next video where they all take the RAADS-R and find out that Lawrence and Kassem definitely have the tism
Party Mode?!?!? Andy Cortez is smilin somewhere
This channel is the most insane thing ive ever found its like my highschool youtube taste grew up and is doing just as bad as i am :) this is beautiful thank yoy
love you chelsea for this edits.... dear lord jajajjaja
As someone with AuDHD (autism and ADHD) this is my new favourite comfort video
As an autistic person, you guys (especially Lawrence) fuckin' nailed that shit. I am losing it laughing. If there was an autistic equivalent to "y'all are invited to the cookout" I'd use it here (maybe "I'd share my chicken nuggies with y'all"?)
@skibblebopper
Ай бұрын
law dog can have some of my honey mussie and chicky tendies.
just gotta keep repeating to myself "shadow kassem can't hurt me"
As someone with the tism, i've always flagged Lawrence for having at least "an air" of the tistic as well
@peacemaster8117
29 күн бұрын
Autistic people love Lawrence for his reassuringly rectangular head.
@thebackup2121
8 күн бұрын
Oh he almost certainly is an Autistic person like us; Hyper-fixation, very specific interests and ways on wanting to do things, and the social skills to match, I for one believe he could be and welcome him to our club, even if it's just as an honorary degree XD
Here's the thing: it is a nightmare to get through the process for diagnosis as an adult, but the lack of diagnosis does not change my neurodivergence.
@thebackup2121
8 күн бұрын
Exactly! Of course we're not about to use a hard and fast metric to decide whether it was appropriate for the boys to make those jokes, but it is still a very valid point. I didn't get my diagnosis confirmed til last year, but it's still been a very big part of my life over the last 34/35 years
@D0nut42
8 күн бұрын
@thebackup2121 please don't get me wrong: I'm not concerned about appropriate or not. Jokes are jokes for the most part. But as a just in case, I like to throw out the real info if I am able. Also: congrats on getting your diagnosis!!
4:17 I was still laughing at this during the entire ad read
Best Channel Ever!
BYTT - Brought You This Truth, thank you Kassem
@Zero_Zone.
Ай бұрын
Exactly.
That backlit bit had me tripping 😂😂😂😂😂
That was the best timing for an add I have ever seen
Watching for Chelsea, commenting for the algorithm
Making sure I try to comment all these videos. Chelsea is a editor beast. Kassem the funny guy. Lawrence chilling still the ultimate gamer. And Bruce holding in the big farts but letting out them big laughs.
The sponsor made me feel like we need a Patrick Brown appearance and some Star Trek gameplay. Then make Kassem's alien update seamlessly connect with the Jem'Hadar or some bullshit
i saw a ufo with 6 friends in 2012. we all had cell phones. not one of us took a picture. phone cameras at the time were so terrible it didn't even enter our minds as an option
These descrambler goggles are the best thing in the world! Thank you BYTT Boys!
"THE TRUTH IS IN HERE." - kassemg, probably
Yes! Kassem Alien Update!
@Bruce love the shelf
watching this while loading the dishwasher correctly
Came to the channel for the Law-dog and Bruce but stayed for Kaseem
Congrats on the engagement guys!
Can’t wait when you guys get to 100k Scrooblers
I like how they suddenly entered the Elden Matrix at one point with the sunglasses. Also, the lack of any Ana de Armas impressions is concerning.
Thanks for the update Kassem!!
Asking what the attack button is half way through the video is EXACTLY what I anticipated...
I have definitive proof of aliens but will only discuss it in person with the boys...or Chels.... Another banger vid
Love these videos so much ❤
Love the Elden Ring gameplay in this one butt boys. Keep up the great work!
Lawrence is right the club alien mix is sick
OMG, these videos are so good. I also come here for the Alien Updated. Both the original and the club remix! 👽👽👽
Elons kid growing up on a trash island sounds like the plot of a futuristic Count of Monte Cristo.
Great work as always Chelsea!
lawrence with the ancient kinda funny merch, that's my quintessential gamer right there
they positively are the best at playing only the first 5 mins of any game
11:23 Glenn from Always Sunny Moment
I can't wait for more rey Skywalker adventures in episode ten
Insane to see kassemg on the Internet again lol
Kassem, we believe! 👽🛸
Kassem will slowly turn this into a Alex Jones type of show... GIVE US THE TRUTH
bruce and lawrence got to be on each side of kassam's face and beat it and kassam has to finish the game before they finish on him.
You have the pass Lawrence without Photoshop
Ive watched all the videos guys keep it up
i like your star wars hunters shirt lawrence
Kassem is spreading the truth!!!! Keep it up man! Love the vids!
Not telling Kassem about the flask? Ouch.
I'm here for the TRUTH, Kassem! The TRUTH, I tell's ya!
I have autism and Lawrence’s dish washer comment made me choke on my coffee, hit too close to home. 😂
We need a Chelsea cam in the corner for her reactions to the boys‼️
One of the best/worst things I've heard on the internet is: "Microplastics in semen? You mean the pulp?"
(insert superlatives re Chelsea)
I wonder if Chelsea could edit my parents back together........ A boy can dream?
I looked under my toilet and found no glasses