Elaine Ruins Her Friend's Relationship | The Chinese Woman | Seinfeld

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"You better be sure not to tell this woman to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge."
From Seinfeld Season 6 Episode 4 'The Chinese Woman': George's telephone line crosses with that of a woman named Donna Chang, and everyone seeks her advice when she convinces them that she's Chinese. Jerry winds up dating her. Things get worse when Frank and Estelle announce a separation. Jerry and Elaine can't seem to figure out why Frank Costanza is having mysterious business dealings with a man in a cape.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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  • @DhooomKetu
    @DhooomKetu24 күн бұрын

    Truly hilarious that Seinfeld gave so many famous phrases like high talker ,low talker ,the re gifter!!! And many more 😂😂

  • @NachosElectric

    @NachosElectric

    24 күн бұрын

    Man Hands, double dip...

  • @andrasszabo1570

    @andrasszabo1570

    24 күн бұрын

    High-talker, low-talker, long-talker, close-talker...

  • @KarlosEPM

    @KarlosEPM

    24 күн бұрын

    The Pig-man

  • @PokeBowl82

    @PokeBowl82

    22 күн бұрын

    The anti-dentite

  • @danidejaneiro8378

    @danidejaneiro8378

    15 күн бұрын

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

  • @hood_TheJoker
    @hood_TheJoker24 күн бұрын

    Elaine sounds like she's calling from a fighter jet..

  • @tuxedomask7071

    @tuxedomask7071

    7 күн бұрын

    It's all part of a subtle agenda to make u join the army!!! 😜

  • @DhooomKetu
    @DhooomKetu24 күн бұрын

    Funniest thing is Kramer trying to get naureen's life in order 😂

  • @CoCotheTurtle

    @CoCotheTurtle

    24 күн бұрын

    Gnorene

  • @ryangrissom1948

    @ryangrissom1948

    24 күн бұрын

    Knoreen

  • @CoCotheTurtle

    @CoCotheTurtle

    24 күн бұрын

    @@ryangrissom1948 也不 ine

  • @Cormac-jd2kx

    @Cormac-jd2kx

    22 күн бұрын

    @@CoCotheTurtleUrine

  • @DavidBagga
    @DavidBagga24 күн бұрын

    I love how the first thing Kramer does is not encourage her to find another guy who’s not a long talker, but instead go right back into the army. LMAO best show ever 😂

  • @redacted2275

    @redacted2275

    24 күн бұрын

    3:55 He has a point, though, and he's more reasonable than Elaine breaking two relationships of her friend (2:42).

  • @KyleMerolla

    @KyleMerolla

    23 күн бұрын

    Kramer was in the Army so it makes sense

  • @TheStuport
    @TheStuport24 күн бұрын

    Always love Kramer of all people dispensing advice to Noreen about structure and discipline! 🤣🤣

  • @redacted2275

    @redacted2275

    24 күн бұрын

    3:55 He has a point, though.

  • @keithwilson6060

    @keithwilson6060

    24 күн бұрын

    Next, he’ll be putting her on the da Vinci sleep schedule.

  • @TheStuport

    @TheStuport

    24 күн бұрын

    @@keithwilson6060 🤣🤣🤣

  • @12Blueace

    @12Blueace

    24 күн бұрын

    Well he was in the army…briefly.

  • @TheStuport

    @TheStuport

    24 күн бұрын

    @@12Blueace 😂😂😂 Me thinks America was better off letting Cosmo be a civilian!

  • @12Blueace
    @12Blueace24 күн бұрын

    It’s rather ironic how Kramer calls Elaine out about her destructive behavior over Norene when his reputation proceeds him, mostly on Jerry.

  • @encarnacionvillazana3270
    @encarnacionvillazana327024 күн бұрын

    Yes Paul, it is unseasonably warm today!!!

  • @danielgreenleaf
    @danielgreenleaf24 күн бұрын

    2:33 *Turns to Elaine* “So you thought he was boring?” Effin’ classic! 😂😂

  • @cootriley6
    @cootriley624 күн бұрын

    Elaine is one-good looking woman...

  • @keithbannister9271

    @keithbannister9271

    21 күн бұрын

    AGREED!! 💯

  • @joycampi7233

    @joycampi7233

    21 күн бұрын

    Gorgeous!

  • @americandream74

    @americandream74

    10 күн бұрын

    Lol to each their own.

  • @Spacemutiny
    @Spacemutiny24 күн бұрын

    Boy they really did a number on Noreen lol

  • @HARBRINGERZERO
    @HARBRINGERZERO24 күн бұрын

    4:02 The way Kramer yells out “Yeah!” always cracked me up.

  • @variable57
    @variable5724 күн бұрын

    The long talker, the close talker, the high talker, the dirty talker - I love Seinfeld

  • @markthomas3730

    @markthomas3730

    24 күн бұрын

    YOU FORGOT THE "LOW TALKER"

  • @CoCotheTurtle

    @CoCotheTurtle

    24 күн бұрын

    The TikTokker!

  • @fairyprincess911

    @fairyprincess911

    5 күн бұрын

    Low talker

  • @frostedicepharoah7723
    @frostedicepharoah772324 күн бұрын

    So there’s the Close Talker, the Non-talker with the pirate shirt, the High Talker, and the Long Talker.

  • @redacted2275

    @redacted2275

    24 күн бұрын

    Low talker.

  • @rachray83

    @rachray83

    24 күн бұрын

    The puffy shirt lady was low-talker

  • @alinr5440
    @alinr544010 күн бұрын

    I feel for Norene with these two giving advice😂😂😂

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia24 күн бұрын

    First, you encouraged her to join the army. She did.

  • @alexanderhikel2350
    @alexanderhikel235024 күн бұрын

    Kramer getting the best of Elaine in the end haha chefs kiss 😘

  • @MrPackers2012
    @MrPackers20125 күн бұрын

    Listen, Paul! The car seems to be running out of gas (turning hair dryer on and off)!! 😂

  • @reallymakesyouthink
    @reallymakesyouthink24 күн бұрын

    It has been unseasonably cold lately.

  • @schmatever
    @schmatever24 күн бұрын

    She'll have qualified officers telling her what to do!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DarthWill3
    @DarthWill324 күн бұрын

    Poor Noreen sure knows how to pick them... 😜

  • @autoblu6175
    @autoblu617524 күн бұрын

    4:02 WHAT ELSE???😂😂

  • @cziegl3r
    @cziegl3r24 күн бұрын

    Going back to the army after youve gone awol... solid.

  • @crashmer
    @crashmer21 күн бұрын

    She should have consulted with Jerry apparently 😂

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm0814 күн бұрын

    The car running out of gas is gold

  • @espoespo3557
    @espoespo355724 күн бұрын

    Elaine talke too much 😂

  • @Dat-yi4iz
    @Dat-yi4iz24 күн бұрын

    One of the best episodes this one to many awesome lines

  • @facm4499
    @facm449924 күн бұрын

    2:22 S T O P ⛔🤣

  • @KJDAMAN27

    @KJDAMAN27

    24 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @beani24329
    @beani243295 күн бұрын

    “Well, yes, it has been unseasonably cool lately.” 😂

  • @POPLSEV7
    @POPLSEV724 күн бұрын

    Elaine is terrible🤣💯👍

  • @cwisthbulpabont7749
    @cwisthbulpabont774924 күн бұрын

    I like the "Get the..." at the end

  • @user-px8lx9dp6h
    @user-px8lx9dp6h18 күн бұрын

    Noreen was hilarious on in living color t.v. comedy show in the late 80's.😂

  • @michaelmarceau4863
    @michaelmarceau486324 күн бұрын

    Encourage her to join the army. 😂😅😂😅

  • @crookedninjaturtlegang7542

    @crookedninjaturtlegang7542

    24 күн бұрын

    She was lost…. Then you tell her to go AWOL! We’ll she looks like she wasn’t having any fun.

  • @shade1121-ce8dc

    @shade1121-ce8dc

    19 күн бұрын

    You better make sure you don’t tell this woman to jump off the Brooklyn bridge.

  • @Weebs82589
    @Weebs8258924 күн бұрын

    You better make sure never tell this woman to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge

  • @FallingIntoTheBasement

    @FallingIntoTheBasement

    24 күн бұрын

    That’s a classic cartoon joke gen alpha kids won’t never understand 😂

  • @SimsMoyal
    @SimsMoyal23 күн бұрын

    I love you Jerry Seinfeld

  • @lori25hu
    @lori25hu24 күн бұрын

    Elaine ruined a few relationships and people life, who amongst them payed the Highest price ….. 🥁 roll Russell - when he joined Greenpeace

  • @dyardsale5475
    @dyardsale547522 күн бұрын

    Problems caused by using old corded phones.

  • @johngonzalez4298
    @johngonzalez429824 күн бұрын

    Kramer 😂

  • @realhoffatrissla7819
    @realhoffatrissla781924 күн бұрын

    I love Seinfeld!

  • @gmarounf7472
    @gmarounf747221 күн бұрын

    This is what happens when you have zero faith in yourself. "He who cannot obey himself, will be commanded..."

  • @crookedninjaturtlegang7542
    @crookedninjaturtlegang754224 күн бұрын

    Did you just say the rines were crossed?

  • @CoCotheTurtle

    @CoCotheTurtle

    24 күн бұрын

    Boogedyman!

  • @Rafael26926
    @Rafael2692624 күн бұрын

    I still wonder why jerry didnt just say hello

  • @arvindhmani06
    @arvindhmani0624 күн бұрын

    First upload with the 16:9 cropped aspect ratio? Nah not for me, please go back to the OG 4:3 where we can see the whole thing!

  • @MotherJust4Fun-Take5
    @MotherJust4Fun-Take515 күн бұрын

    very funny

  • @keithhendrickson8522
    @keithhendrickson852224 күн бұрын

    Low talkers, high talkers, long talkers

  • @Blueskies7775
    @Blueskies777510 күн бұрын

    Elaine was the worst friend ever! Who needs enemies when you have “friends” like her.

  • @gheorghenegreanu8409
    @gheorghenegreanu840923 күн бұрын

    If you have to take life advices from any of the gang members, then you are truly lost. None of them have a clue what to do with their life😂

  • @macaryl95

    @macaryl95

    23 күн бұрын

    They're a gang? A jew gang?

  • @VideoAmericanStyle

    @VideoAmericanStyle

    22 күн бұрын

    @@macaryl95 …only Jerry is Jewish.

  • @macaryl95

    @macaryl95

    22 күн бұрын

    @@VideoAmericanStyle George has a jewish mother, but he doesn't follow any beliefs. His actor is jewish. Elaine and Kramer are not jewish, but Elaine's actor has partial jewish ancestry. Kramer's actor is most likely Seinfeld's secret real life brother though. Larry David is jewish so the whole show is anyway.

  • @gheorghenegreanu8409

    @gheorghenegreanu8409

    21 күн бұрын

    @@macaryl95 Not to mention blacks😉

  • @williamwilson6499
    @williamwilson649921 күн бұрын

    1:23 The disappearing George scene. Ever notice that George walks off camera and doesn’t enter into the conversation about Kramer going commando? Kramer comes in and gives a quick look at George but doesn’t say anything to him. Always wondered why they kept this discontinuity in.

  • @igotdatdoginme

    @igotdatdoginme

    4 күн бұрын

    this video isn't the complete episode its bit and pieces spliced together

  • @redacted2275
    @redacted227524 күн бұрын

    2:42 EIaine is self-centered.

  • @Daniel-Weaver
    @Daniel-Weaver24 күн бұрын

    Before caller ID.

  • @FantometteBR
    @FantometteBR24 күн бұрын

    Elaine has a record

  • @CoCotheTurtle

    @CoCotheTurtle

    24 күн бұрын

    #36 on the Hot 100, January 8, 1997.

  • @truthhurts3524
    @truthhurts352424 күн бұрын

    I’m free, I’m unfettered. I Feel like a naked innocent boy, rrrroaming the countryside!

  • @mariospenard5125
    @mariospenard512524 күн бұрын

    Kramer is the best! ❤

  • @markosva3eko251
    @markosva3eko25124 күн бұрын

    the only thing tough about chewy is looking at him

  • @stephenwhitfield2679
    @stephenwhitfield267923 күн бұрын

    What are the chances of Kramer signing up for the army?

  • @KJDAMAN27
    @KJDAMAN2724 күн бұрын

    I love Seinfeld!🙌🏽

  • @bcvc3365
    @bcvc336524 күн бұрын

    I love Elaine 😂

  • @redacted2275

    @redacted2275

    24 күн бұрын

    2:42 Oh, she's great...

  • @keithbannister9271

    @keithbannister9271

    20 күн бұрын

    Me too!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @user-br3ou2cs9o
    @user-br3ou2cs9o24 күн бұрын

    😄😄

  • @keithwilson6060
    @keithwilson606024 күн бұрын

    I’d rather have a high talker.

  • @grawakendream8980
    @grawakendream8980Күн бұрын

    is this after larry david left

  • @irinabrezeanu343
    @irinabrezeanu34319 күн бұрын

    ❤😂🎉

  • @MikeG42
    @MikeG4224 күн бұрын

    This is one of five episodes no longer on network tv and deemed "offensive" , the other episodes The Wooden Indian , The Wife and the two episodes in LA when Kramer is accused of being the Smog Strangler. Edit : All good episodes too.

  • @brannonomara

    @brannonomara

    15 күн бұрын

    How is this episode offensive?

  • @denzname
    @denzname24 күн бұрын

    Single women can't help but keep other women single 🙃

  • @klipkultur3680
    @klipkultur368024 күн бұрын

    Creepy Kramer here...

  • @sunnyscott4876
    @sunnyscott487616 күн бұрын

    Seinfeld doesn't age well.

  • @brannonomara

    @brannonomara

    15 күн бұрын

    Are u serious? This is better than any of the shows today, in fact is one of the top 5 shows off all time.

  • @sunnyscott4876

    @sunnyscott4876

    14 күн бұрын

    @@brannonomara You're absolutely right. It is better than a lot of today's shows. But I don't believe that it aged well at all. 🤷‍♀️

  • @brannonomara

    @brannonomara

    14 күн бұрын

    @@sunnyscott4876 okay, fair point

  • @user-sd5xe5dz2t
    @user-sd5xe5dz2t24 күн бұрын

    Noreen needs an extreme make over...

  • @Tripp393

    @Tripp393

    24 күн бұрын

    She's fine. Don't bring modern ghettoism into it

  • @rattus3102

    @rattus3102

    24 күн бұрын

    To be honest.....i never understood what Kramer saw in her! 🤔

  • @user-sd5xe5dz2t

    @user-sd5xe5dz2t

    24 күн бұрын

    @@rattus3102 🤣

  • @judithryle2113
    @judithryle211315 күн бұрын

    Hated that show especially elaine

  • @beani24329

    @beani24329

    5 күн бұрын

    Then why are you here watching the video?

  • @nsrmnm3099
    @nsrmnm309921 күн бұрын

    Jerry are🫵🏽🫵🏽a Jew or a Zionist???

  • @destineetyson7756
    @destineetyson775622 күн бұрын

    I love Seinfeld my favorite TV show of all time 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💖📡❤️❤️❤️📺📺❤️📡❤️📺📺📺📺📺💗📡📡📡

  • @mustlovepretzels
    @mustlovepretzels24 күн бұрын

    Mrs. Costanza: "I was duped!". Cheers! 🥨

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