Elaine Needs A Rabies Shot | The Glasses | Seinfeld
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"Listen to these symptoms for rabies: anxiety, irritability. I've got those, I'm irritable!"
From Seinfeld Season 5 Episode 3 'The Glasses': George loses his glasses and things don't quite go to plan when Kramer promises to get him a discount on a replacement pair. Elaine is bitten by a dog.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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Elaine Needs A Rabies Shot | The Glasses | Seinfeld
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"She's Foaming At The Mouth" STILL hilarious all these years later! 🤣
@HankAaronJoseph19
Жыл бұрын
My girlfriend used to get dry mouth from her medication and I would yell that every time she would gurgle water. Needless to say we are not together anymore. HELLLOOOO
@dankelly5150
Жыл бұрын
Karma is a b*tch for that dog huh? 😂
@anthonyontv1061
Жыл бұрын
@@HankAaronJoseph19 HEEELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO
@geuxber3588
Жыл бұрын
I'm just here for the thumbnail
@brizzle3903
11 ай бұрын
@@HankAaronJoseph19”She’s delirious SHES FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!” 😂
The quick 'Thank You', while Elaine was holding the door open for Jerry to walk out was pure gold.
@d0nig
Жыл бұрын
That's gold, Jerry! Gold!
@jordyhitty
Жыл бұрын
Absolutely 🤣🤣😭
@wonderwalls3565
Жыл бұрын
pure stupid.
@lmlm-ph4pp
Жыл бұрын
😆
@peterfitzpatrick7032
Жыл бұрын
Jerry is nothing if not well-mannered !.... 😇
Look at her she's delirious. SHE'S FOAMING AT THE MOUTH
“Hipster Doofus” is a legendary insult and one I still use today on my friends whenever they wear tight jeans and get snobby about films.
@fromthehaven94
Жыл бұрын
Unless they're Gene's Picks
@andrewrabon
Жыл бұрын
@@fromthehaven94 Gene's trash.
@LowLevelNC
Жыл бұрын
@@andrewrabon I’m Gene.
@bossfan49
Жыл бұрын
Oh, Vincent..don't shut me out!
@giraffesareselfish9563
Жыл бұрын
@@bossfan49 Did he send you part of our VCR?
Well if she's smart she won't go to the hospital...My friend Bob Sacamano, he came in here for a hernia operation, now he's sitting in a chair by a window going "My name is Bob!"
@coolbreeze3793
Жыл бұрын
Mentats.
@giraffesareselfish9563
Жыл бұрын
Sacamano Sr screwed me!!
@Beefer-e4j
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 “baaahhhhb”
@tmrevenge
Жыл бұрын
Mf recovered quickly
@laylowstaylow
Жыл бұрын
Maybe the herbalist is doing time...
"Is this gonna hurt?" "Yes, very much." **Jabs her with the needle**
@edp3202
5 күн бұрын
There are no stupid questions. Only stupid people. --Mr. Garrison
Elaine is over dramatic which makes it even funnier.
Little did we know that "stupid, hipster doofus" would become a necessary phrase for the next 20 years.
When Jerry throws the tp to Elaine always cracks me up
@suleimanmustafa1473
Жыл бұрын
It was improvised too
Is this gonna hurt? Yes very much 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@danlev34
Жыл бұрын
Lol, at least he was honest. 🤣
I lost myself when Kramer yelled "Air conditioner!" Amazing scene, talentful trio!
@cupcakedoce956
4 ай бұрын
“She’s FOAMING at the MOUTH!”
only seinfeld could end an episode with a dog being crushed by an air conditioning unit and everybody would just clap and cheer
Her Accent changes when she is in George's and Kramers's face. Comedy gold!
Kramer's really hitting FOAMING really sold this bit
"THE AIR CONDITIONER!!!" ROFL
me and my brother fell on the floor laughing seeing Kramer run for the air conditioner and wrestling with the cable.
The way she runs over to Kramer 😂
“ she’s FOAMING at the MOUTH!” -Kramer Elaine:” will this hurt?” Dr.:” yes very bad…”
@benriffle104
Жыл бұрын
Rabies? That's fatal. You don't want that.
@rftulie
11 ай бұрын
I’ve been practicing medicine for almost 30 years, and I still can’t believe that people ask me if shots will hurt. I tell them “yes, it’s a sharp needle!”
@LauRa-re9un
9 ай бұрын
@@rftulie Do you know the word: "empathy".
@rftulie
9 ай бұрын
@@LauRa-re9un I think if you asked any of my patients, they would tell you I have a ton of empathy. Seriously. I was just being silly because this is a comment section about a silly show. I do say what I said, but then I assure them it won’t hurt for long. I spend hours each day with my patients trying to figure out what’s troubling them and how to help them. My patients literally love me, and they tell me so. I love them too. I work for their benefit long hours after I leave the clinic. So please don’t go making assumptions about people you don’t even know. If you’re angry at physicians, I understand, but take it elsewhere.
@LauRa-re9un
9 ай бұрын
@@rftulie You assume I am angry at physicians when actually the only angry comment I read here came from you. Talking about "making assumptions about people you don´t even know".
Bob Sacamano is one amazing dude.
Rabies is 100% fatal once you begin showing symptoms. Nobody has ever survived it by that stage.
@melodiefrances3898
Жыл бұрын
I know. What a terrible way to die. 😢
@Rubyofthedead
Жыл бұрын
@2RAW4SPORT$ Afaik none of those people are alive by any reasonable definition. They are brain dead.
@Omar_Facio
Жыл бұрын
@2RAW4SPORT$ of those people, did they retain normalcy of their lives prior to the rabies though?
@hydro.pl.27
Жыл бұрын
Yeah a ton of factors played in those roles hence why they survived. I’m doubtful they remained normal afterwards and of they acquire it again it’ll for sure kill them.
@dallasparty316
Жыл бұрын
There is always that one person in the comments
Jerry: I don't know what to tell you, Elton.
Jeffery and the Nature Channel. I love the attention to detail with 3rd level characters. Cause, you know your cousin Jeffery, he's making moves in the Parks Department. He's running the whole thing. So... that's your cousin.
@LowLevelNC
Жыл бұрын
Open the package Uncle Leo.
@giraffesareselfish9563
Жыл бұрын
Jerry, you hearing this?
Rumor has it that this optometrist was all hopped up on cinnamon swirls
0:31 is George’s poker face
@jeremytung1632
Жыл бұрын
He’s got a flush.
@QuadMochaMatti
Жыл бұрын
@@jeremytung1632 Like an iToilet?
The Gloria Vanderbilt Collection.
This whole episode is hilarious!
Ohhh my papaya...! THE AIR CONDITIONER! I love this episode.
@cutemimi25
Жыл бұрын
Me too, best episode of season 5
@mamatemari6061
Жыл бұрын
Me too
Dogs always had it against Elaine 😭
@giraffesareselfish9563
Жыл бұрын
You mean Snowball? He runs on batteries
@benriffle104
Жыл бұрын
They knew.
@MeneTekelUpharsin
Жыл бұрын
And Newman
Get Jackie Chiles and the dog owner, Elaine may have won the lottery!!!
@giraffesareselfish9563
Жыл бұрын
Jackie Chiles always loses his cases
@willc5723
Жыл бұрын
Kramer was not smart that’s why Jackie lost had it been Elaine she could’ve sued that guy and won
Remember that night I found you at Dinky Donuts? You were all hopped up on cinnamon swirls! They wouldn't serve you anymore!
These seasons of the show are so iconic
@edp3202
5 күн бұрын
Season 4?
@vsboy2577
5 күн бұрын
@@edp3202 seasons 2,3,4
The doctor is legendary
4:41................"Oh my papaya!!!"
@MerchantsOfMisery
Жыл бұрын
SO funny, I love that part
@ryukomatoi592
Жыл бұрын
@@MerchantsOfMisery i laughed alot when he nearly fell out the window
@QuadMochaMatti
Жыл бұрын
To me is so wonderful
*SHE’S FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!*
Seinfeld if the best will written show I’ve seen in many years this also goes for all the actors that played in show,wish there were more shows like it😊
"THE AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:45 THE AIR CONDITIONER
The legendary tales of Kramer's friend Bob Sacamano
The dog had it coming.
Georgia has no idea that he wearing ladies glass 😅😅😅 and poor Eline is scary of dogs now 😅😅
Elaine looks like a fountain at 3:54 LOL
@MeneTekelUpharsin
Жыл бұрын
She' foaming out the mouth!
@DJWhylafihya
Ай бұрын
@@MeneTekelUpharsinSHES DELIRIOUS
The first time I saw that I was ten years old, and living in a country without rabies, this episode terrified me.
So hilarious w the water gargling
She’s delirious,she’s foaming at the mouth!😂
Would've loved to have seen Bob Sacamano. And hipster dufus still makes me laugh to this day. :)
I can't solve every little problem you have!!!! Classic
Simply great!
Absolutely hilarious 🤣😂
"I have to control my anger infinitely more times than you."
It's "the big stupid hipster" for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Since the owner didn't even apologize, it would seem like the dog that bit Elaine got what he deserves.
Back then, rabies shots were big painful needles in your stomach and you had to get more than 1 of them over the course of several days…
@erickbuckner4485
3 ай бұрын
Rabies are very serious after being bit by a dog
That thumbnail I thought I was was on the Hub for a second lol.
@newatlantisrepublic6844
Жыл бұрын
Very nice thumbnail
3:54............I'll be my room. No calls.
I'm crying
No Air conditioners were harmed during the filming of this episode.
@Reaf3289
8 ай бұрын
But a dog was lol
May I have one of those, Madame?
"Is this going to hurt?"
@rattus3102
Жыл бұрын
"Yes...very much!"😅😂🤣
I think the dog owner wanted Elaine to get bit in the 1st place.
The video thumbnail 😳
Kramer's reaction and it isn't even on camera when Elaine was spitting foam xD
That Jerry smiles with The eyes every time he sees Elaine. 😍 Maybe Jerry was in love with Her in real life
@anthonygerace8926
Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that most men are in love with Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
If she was foaming from rabies irl, it's over
@angkawawangcowboy2000
Жыл бұрын
For reals, there’s nothing funny about getting rabies
@dw4101
5 күн бұрын
Pretty sure her character didn’t have rabies anyway. She was freaking herself out and causing her own headaches/irritability. Anxiety can also cause trouble swallowing. That dog would have died before she started showing symptoms if she really got rabies from it.
Like the Microsoft settlement 🤪 @4:00
I was wondering if it was Sacamano who had had rabies. Also who can't relate to Elaine's anxious uncertainty.
I miss the 90’s
I LOVE Elaine
Absolute Gold!
“I KNOW I DON’T WANT IT.” 😂
That thumbnail looks sus 😂
Elaine with rabies 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 She is the moist hysterical comedian on Seinfeld. Better than jerry.😅😅😅
Karma was coming for the dog!
@MeneTekelUpharsin
Жыл бұрын
Kramer was coming for the dog!
Ah prescription swimming goggles...
@giraffesareselfish9563
Жыл бұрын
There's a lot of change down there
1:49 worst doctor ever!
Elaine made the show !!!!!
@melodiefrances3898
Жыл бұрын
Her comedic timing is gold 🤣🤣🤣
The way he jabbed the injection in then the speed of which he pushed the medication in ,,that would be painful
is ths the episode that begins elaine's troubled history with dogs?
The thing is once the symptoms start showing it's bye-bye! Nothing left to do other than start writing your will.
I’ve had doctors that can’t speak English and that’s exactly what it’s like. 🤣
@QuadMochaMatti
Жыл бұрын
It's even worse when your elderly parent with severe health issues is being treated by a passel of *allegedly* qualified doctors in a major metropolitan area, yet few if any of them can barely speak an intelligible sentence in English at critical moments. Oh well, Dad hasn't had to be concerned about that or any other earthly matters for over a decade now...
It's One Of The Few Episodes KCOP 13 LOS ANGELES Airs Once & A While
WebMD foreshadowing!
Of course, rabies symptoms take a lot longer than that to manifest, and by the time they do it's too late.
They should have chosen a better image of Elaine for the thumbnail. Just sayin...
@newatlantisrepublic6844
Жыл бұрын
They knew what they were doing! 😂😂😂
3:54 Ayo...👀🤐
That dog had its karma
What s the title of this episode?
This is my favorite story line of them all.
3:54 “She’s foaming in her mouth!”
few know this but that doctor is great journalist Omar Bin Ghazali, reporter for ARC News in defense of the GLA
Oh dear😅
John: i never seen this dizzy doctor since that doctor from courage the cowardly dog.
Too many hilarious moments but the doctor just casually stabbing elaine with the needle has to be the funniest, any doctor who did that for real would be fired immediately lol
@tropicalsnow
11 ай бұрын
Non That is just how we do it in Canada.
@johnb1150
11 ай бұрын
@@tropicalsnow i thought canadians were spose to be freindly?
@tropicalsnow
11 ай бұрын
@@johnb1150 why do people think that? We are dicks, in many cases.
@johnb1150
11 ай бұрын
@@tropicalsnow im sure you are, just playing on a stereotype.
@yt_hatesfreespeech
9 ай бұрын
most flu shots are given that way, tho in this scene it looked like the needle was higher guage, you cant do that without causing injury, but ive seen many nurses and doctors give shot with smaller guage needles the way u see in the show.
Unfortunate thumbnail
Good grief, the owner didn’t even freaking apologize.
Yes very much 🤣
Hey Stellààaaaaaaa!
When are you going to upload the whole episodes?
@rishabsingh8009
Жыл бұрын
Netflix has all seasons
@QuadMochaMatti
Жыл бұрын
@@rishabsingh8009 Netflix was created by and is totally for stupid hipster doofuses.
@rishabsingh8009
Жыл бұрын
@@QuadMochaMatti ok kind Sir. Point duly noted! Thanks
Ohhhh myyyy papayaaaaa
@TransfatylvaniaFilms
Жыл бұрын
THE AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!
No one would ever install an AC that way. 🤦♂
@therussmeister
6 ай бұрын
Kramer would.
@JC-MindsEye-777
6 ай бұрын
True!... no normal person that is 😂@@therussmeister
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