the friendship parade lost demo from 2006 never seen before
As with most of my covers, when I first heard this song, I instantly had a desire to cover it. Why? Idk tbh, it's fast, funny, and the lyrics are literally Starlight Glimmer's villain motivation, so why not?
#mlp #poppunk #emo
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Credits:
Original - • Kyle Gordon - My Life ...
Everything - me
Tone matching and mixing help - ‪@BlackenedBlue‬
Cover art - BATAVERN ( batavern)
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L Y R I C S
What the fuck's up?
Oh, I know what you guys are thinking, "This pony seems really angry"
Well, guess what? I'm actually shy
And I know, everyone thinks they can bully me 'cause I trot to every class with my rolly bag
Well, joke's on them, that's where I keep my katanas
Alright, let me just tune up real quick
Ha
Okay, I think I'm ready
This song is about how every day of my life is a complete fucking nightmare, AKA I grew up in the Tragical Land of Equestria, AKA I'm an equalist, see me after the show for literature
One, two, one, two, I don't care
Oh, yеah
Oh, yeah, tonight
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yеah
Oh, yeah, tonight, oh, yeah, tonight
Black tears, they stain my broken cheeks, I'm like a dead black rose in the middle of the night
You abandoned me on the side of the highway, which highway? The highway of life
I wanna take my hooves and scratch my face off, on a dark black night, you fucking cursed me
I wanna take my skin, give it as a gift, ha, happy anniversary
My life is the worst life ever, the worst life ever invented
My life is vomit, my life is shit now, my life is terrible 'cause you don't know what actual fucking pain is
AKA have you ever had the entire buckball team convince you that if you get on top of the school, run off as fast as you can and spread my arms, they told me I could float like a sugar glider?
And guess what? I jumped off, I fell twenty feet and I broke my fucking hoof
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, tonight, oh, yeah, tonight
Your words are poison, the words that made me die
The black tattoo of love, it seems to cry
The memories are shit and blood mixed into a pie
You said you'd stay, but you lied
My life is the worst life ever, the worst life ever invented
My life is vomit, my life is shit now, my life is horrible, 'cause I guess you fuckin' abandoned me
AKA you moved to Celestia’s school for gifted unicorns
But you know what? I'll never forget the first time we made love
AKA you gave me a hoofjob while I read Daring Do
oh yeah