So you’re telling me that the blood of my enemies is an acceptable vegetable alternative? Guess I’m never having a salad again.

@josephdavison4189

3 жыл бұрын

Frick... I don’t have any enemies.

@princezuko8100

3 жыл бұрын

y e s

@SullySadface

3 жыл бұрын

Salad is a configuration, not a composition. So... you can make salads out of your foes.

@toastychimp9520

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Clone0401

3 жыл бұрын

never expected you to be hear

“13,000 crit, are you serious?! I’m gonna eat your body.” -A perfectly sane Fury

@kowhaifan1249

2 жыл бұрын

You say “a Fury)like there’s multiple of him which is a world I do not want to live in.

@kenziebalhatchet3918

2 жыл бұрын

@@kowhaifan1249 why?

@ciel777_

2 жыл бұрын

@@kenziebalhatchet3918 the world would end he is too powerful

Ya know Noita, that game where a meta strat is to get ridiculously high and then morbidly overeat until you've become so powerful you can one-shot anything.

@Foreststrike

2 жыл бұрын

The Skyrim meme about eating food to restore health when you're out of potions is true...

@NinthSettler

2 жыл бұрын

sounds like nethack

@friedmandesigns

2 жыл бұрын

I thought this the M.O. / main quotidian strat of most hominins these days? Minus the one-shotting everything bit. ☻

@notjoosh8616

2 жыл бұрын

Morbidly? Morbius? it’s morbin time?? i think so.

@isaacmayer-splain8974

Жыл бұрын

@@notjoosh8616 no, shut

An Apple a day keeps the stevari away

@aludurhage

3 жыл бұрын

an apple a day keeps the parantajahiisi away.

@aarepelaa1142

3 жыл бұрын

That would make eating apples everyday worth in real life even if you had allergies

@Datboichannel

2 жыл бұрын

An apple a day keeps the eldritch gods at bay!

@cookjoana

2 жыл бұрын

An apple a day keeps the curses away

local alchemist gorges himself to several thousand times reasonable stomach capacity, claims it 'makes him do more damage' before committing mass slaughter

@ijemand5672

2 жыл бұрын

Only gets like 35x larger

@JeanMarceaux

2 жыл бұрын

Noita be like "In gonna do what's called a nikocado avocado move"

"Local witch overdoses on Slime, kills god"

@oammaslastnamethei3063

Жыл бұрын

"eats god"

I'm just imagining this eldritch beast crawling the depths. It's power grows as it gorges itself on the corpses of the fallen. I imagine, irl, the Noita would become this bloated terrible beast of gluttony.

@motijus

2 жыл бұрын

so basically yo mom

@thexenocide6013

2 жыл бұрын

the noita will one day become the gaping dragon

@kenziebalhatchet3918

2 жыл бұрын

@ilove bigbrother except for the gods bit

@lamerie6767

Ай бұрын

Caseoh emerging from the depths

This is just a much more visceral version of kirby. An eater of worlds who gorges himself on the corpses of the fallen to add to his gluttonous lust for power

Note to self: If Fury ever invites me to a "buffet," be careful a) that the buffet doesn't consist of slime and blood and b) that he doesn't eat my body. Might need to bring my own food...

@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308

2 жыл бұрын

i mean, you're already bringing your own food by going to a Fury buffet...

"Kinda blood and kinda snack. Come on, it's bloodsnax."

This entire run is just “Blood for the Blood God”

@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308

2 жыл бұрын

BLOOD FOR KHORNE

It's like you had an actual gun, and you were just murdering some monsters

I think it would be a fun mod idea to store all the stuff you ate and still full on a list and if you die with more than 200% fullness you explode in everything you ingested in those 200%+

@VioletScarelli

2 жыл бұрын

This sounds hilarious I wish it was a thing

It's so funny how it's called "eat your vegetables", but what you end up eating is everything but. Blood, corpses, random liquids on the floor, mold-like fungus, very healthy diet

Fury being a psychopath for 40 minutes straight

Pretending the Coal Pits is Nickelodeon Studios in the 90s.

@chaosincarnate7304

3 жыл бұрын

Unlike Nickolodeon Studios, the Coal Pits doesn't have a predator (besides the hungry Fury, but that's the other kind of predator.)

38:17 wow, that was a pure skill right there, one touch of the cursed rock = end of the video

@dobrn4005

3 жыл бұрын

Why? Cursed rock oneshot u, when u under the polymorphine?

@ChromePyramid

3 жыл бұрын

@@dobrn4005 Normal polymorphine yes but he was under chaotic polymorphine

@dobrn4005

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChromePyramid thx 4 the answer

@picklesoul6511

3 жыл бұрын

@@dobrn4005 not really, just deals big amount of damage and mobs usually have small hp bar

@dobrn4005

3 жыл бұрын

@@picklesoul6511 Понятно

Sandwich make me strong!

at ~39:52, the phantom that you killed created a smiley-face of gold nuggets. :D

@finnkehoe177

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

Didn’t drink the lava lake disappointed

i cant imagine how much fun fury had with recording this video

@FuryForged

3 жыл бұрын

baba is you

@Zenith_Guard

3 жыл бұрын

game is fun

Ah yes, when drinking an entire lake is a viable strategy

vegetable moment

the first time I beat the game was with this combo of perks. by the end of the game, I got to 5000% eat and 1-hit the final boss, very cool

You should do a video where the intro just doesn’t stop and he keeps hammering for like 10 minutes

Consume the V E G E T A L

Wow. Mukbang videos have really gone to the next level.

This should be renamed "Noita cuisine tour"

@camman1056

3 жыл бұрын

also there should be a mod that plays "Time to say goodbye" when you enter the final chamber. I'd make it myself but I am an idiot

The gods are proud of your tenacity and taste

Kids, eating your veggies make you strong not only in Noita but in real life too.

@josephdavison4189

3 жыл бұрын

But meat is also good. (No offense to people who don’t eat meat I just don’t think too many kids that are reading this like to munch on tofu) meat has protein.

@lanfour4444

3 жыл бұрын

@@josephdavison4189 Yes

Fury gives good life lessons!

my go to strat is iron stomach and then sprinkling some concentrated mana in the lake and having a few sips.

Runs like this are the reason why I love Noita.

This whole run is about eating vegetables, drinking vitamins and healthium medicine. Nice ;D

“Lets not eat the gunpowder”

God the concept of this run is so funny but disturbing

@cheeseman4199

3 жыл бұрын

How is it disturbing

@PathsInTheSky

3 жыл бұрын

I can imagine the inhabitants of the mines just being terrified as some dude covered in all sorts of stuff and bloated asf eating their friends and drinking their blood

TLDR: Fury goes to the pantry to get a yummy snack

the weird thing wiith the chasm boss is that the first time i went over there i grabbed the orb and went back to the mines without any kind of problem?? the guy didn't spawn at all, but every other time i've gone there he's showed up

@FuryForged

2 жыл бұрын

They changed its spawn conditions a lot of times before finally settling on the current triggers.

Bodies, Slime and Blood as alternative to veggies. Good that u see it the same way as i do Fury.

Noita, where being an obscenely obese and gluttonous cannibal wizard is pretty much the meta.

This is a one man zombie apocalypse

@Mate_Antal_Zoltan

3 жыл бұрын

one man body apocalypse

Did you figure out all this stuff on your own? Like the mystery fungus and stuff?

@FuryForged

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. You should watch some of the videos in my "Noita Secrets..." playlist. I've been covering the alchemy and all of the secrets in this game since the very first day of early access almost 2 years ago. That's what I do.

I feel like this is how Eldritch gods are come to be

"I'm sorry John, I was so hungry."

Someone finally did a Noita mukbang

@mrShift_0044

3 жыл бұрын

* *gross sounds of eating on Ukko with shitstone sprinkles all over* * "-M! m! m. That one is good, what they added in here?"

It's so weird seeing the game without 100+ mods installed after playing 80 hours of modded Noita. I struggle to tell what things are base game or from mods.

14:03 - Something about the emphasis you put on 'Snacks.' killed me.

Wow, Ukko in less than a minute. This is gonna be a fun seed.

Once i used eyv but I didn’t get satiated at all and starved

I'm realizing that Fury eating all of that slime gave the same vibe as a Matt Stonie video.

one can only imagine how terrified the poor hisi are.

Watching this while devouring a whole package of pasta at 12am and honestly? Relatable.

SO wait, you can become immune to the effects of polymorphine as long as you've eaten it with iron stomach? or is there some extra nuance here i'm missing?

@DigitalWolverine

2 ай бұрын

Considering he still got morphed, it’s hard to say

just recently got a seed with iron stomach in the second mountain, and a flask of mana, so i went up and filled the tree lake and also the fish lake with mana and ate it, got 10000+ seconds, and also got eat your veggies at mountain 3

42:35 It depends. Some lava is more solid than liquid and vice versa.

you know its a FuryForged video if you see a wizard looking dude hopping everywhere

I wonder if it is possible to fungal shift gold into something else and whether it affects the end-game screen where everything turns to gold

I drink, therefore I am.

I thought I was weird for always thinking "gonna have a little blood snack" while playing, but it looks like that's standard for people who play noita "I'm gonna eat your body" might replace it at this point

Fellas, you ever eat so much slime that you gain the ability to telefrag GOD?

Oh boy, Noita content I can watch!

imagine having a huge weird fungus farm that's been growing since the start of a long run then fungal shifting it all into healthium

Mmm tele fragging what fun!

Wow I should really try these perks

Yum sand with the blood of my enemies blood to wash it down. I'm getting hungry already

Aw, you could grabbed teleporting cast and done chainsaws and literally never physically saw a living enemy ever again, right after Snowy Caverns.

FEAST ON THE FLESH OF THE DECEASED!!!!!!!!

i just have one word for this video. Consume

12:04 the mental image of a wizard slurping up a fuck load of slime to the point that their stomach is over 2000% full is both a bit horrifying but at the same time one of those "Someone's kink" moments. XD

Kiitos kaunis 🇫🇮🧙‍♂️

Imagine this: the more you eat, the bigger you get. at 5000% you'd be like, the size of the entire mines biome, only like 1% of you is visible on screen...

@dadfixthis2998

Жыл бұрын

How about the camera also zooms out farther the bigger you get?

that was a fun run

In order to get satiated you just need to get close to a blood or beer pond (that you can make by spraying the potions on the ground) *some useful information the game never tells you*

fury, the alchemic thing that makes midas is really easy for this seed. water, chaotic poly, and rotten meat. theres both of the liquids in the lil potion shop in lvl one

Lmao 'Eat'cho bodies' killed me.

trying this seed right now and in the first holy mountain there's a delayed spellcast instead of the long distance cast, I just got pranked

40:03 ''I'm eating your mother'' ... Well. This sounds like good ol' xbox days past, sheesh

-Uh... square barrier into spells to power with this didn't cross your mind?- nevermind you found it twice lol

heck yeah

Veggietales are angry at you

I took gamble on floor one and ended up EYV and some other random thing. I almost gave up on the run after traveling through the 3rd floor on 1 hp most of the time, but then I got iron stomach and ofc the hisii base is loaded with blood so I just got up to about 1200 saturation and one-shot my way to the boss.

Feeling kind of hungry after watching this.

Fury not taking the healthium flask right away rose my anxiety levels on new territories

16:24 19:10 toddlers when they open the household cleaning materials' drawer:

aaah. the good ol' tele frag.

Watching this video made me hungry

Beautiful

Me having a weird guess why does Noita has to eat something? Than I come across this insane vid xD

i was dealing some trillion damage with a projectiles to power spell. i was using my luminous drill machinegun with bouncy spells perk to create thousands of particles first and then switch to main wand with projectiles to power. instant kill on everything if you use the luminous drill beforehand for a few seconds until the game starts to lag from all the particles. then you deal *much* damage

I cannot be the only person who didn't know there was a way to play like this

oh, I wanna mess with this

Sometimes monsters try to eat you. And sometimes you EAT them.

I know I'm a bit too late to this video but if you reroll once in 3rd holy mountain for iron stomach and reroll 4 times in 4th holy mountain you get both fungal disease and more blood perks in this seed, gotta pick up fungal disease first and more blood second though

You should show us next video you going above ground and stuff like that for people like me who dont know how to do a lot of this stuff

the ultimate mukbang

25:05 and this, for those of you who don't know, is how it feels to play starter pistol Maya with cloud kill in borderlands 2

That Spark Bolt encompasses happy Pride/Wrath Month quite well.

is a warp cast, the spell is diffrent and not small teleport, but a teleport bolt. the same seed... oh well

2:12 it's me!

15:56 POV: you took vampirism