Miranda’s humor will NEVER die

@ravenkitviejo8694

3 жыл бұрын

ikr

@ayannadebruyn8434

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@MelissaJayne1

3 жыл бұрын

If you have time feel free to take a look at my channel, thank you m.kzread.info/dron/PIqJ-2V-4CZDn_-Qc1vmsg.html

@harrypotter249

3 жыл бұрын

i know wood be cool do do the same as meiranda eating

@angieeames9551

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr she's so awesome 😻😻

"I eat the wrapper for extra protein." I almost spit my drink.

@bread142

3 жыл бұрын

When was that i don’t remember hearing that, timestamp??

@shannonbaker5010

3 жыл бұрын

Purple Pancakes When she was eating the cupcakes 🧁🤣

@bread142

3 жыл бұрын

@@shannonbaker5010 thanks

@joannasandquist1599

3 жыл бұрын

@@bread142 4:23

@Chexydecimal

3 жыл бұрын

Purple Pancakes 4:20

This is how many dinners she had!! 👇🤣.

@Bakhoot

3 жыл бұрын

9 dinners 😂😭😭

@babyb667

3 жыл бұрын

no

@liaelizabeth5378

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bakhoot 🤣yup

@liaelizabeth5378

3 жыл бұрын

@2027 Hannah Gorham yup💕

@lpsangel07

3 жыл бұрын

100 dinners lol

It was over for me when she said "get stuck in your esophagus" 💀

Beyonce: She might start an onlyfans Miranda: Hold my sluchie

@sophiehasenak

3 жыл бұрын

wait who wants to get a sluchie with me now:))

@Beans_aregood

3 жыл бұрын

More like “Hold my Frozetoes”

@her..3613

3 жыл бұрын

more like “hold my lisstick”

@her..3613

3 жыл бұрын

@@Beans_aregood YASSSS

@Beans_aregood

3 жыл бұрын

@@her..3613 Oh yes, lisstick. Dalitchis

Only ogs remember when this was called “I’m starting an onlyfans”

@lialexigreene475

3 жыл бұрын

I was here

@jeveuxtonamour

3 жыл бұрын

I was here

@CaitlinSims

3 жыл бұрын

i was also here

@FrightChan

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@2swag149

3 жыл бұрын

YES I WAS THERE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DID THE TITLE CHANGE

Miranda: because I am a pescatarian Also her eating beef jerky and Big Macs

@georginafaz9662

3 жыл бұрын

That’s the point

@rayan8289

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@aanvirana5412

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

This can’t be in one day.... How does Miranda keep fit?

@swag3120

2 жыл бұрын

my concern isn’t how she stays fits it’s how much stomach pain she is going through

@ForestEnchantling

2 жыл бұрын

Its in multiple days dont worry

" Boy can only have blue" "Girls can only have pink.... I'm teaching him gender equality" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@davidfranklinv2860

3 жыл бұрын

fun fact, originally pink was a boy specific color.

@ahsglu08

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidfranklinv2860 yeah in the 1900’s

@orifine6812

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I’m non-binary so I guess I’d have to eat purple... or yellow....

@mxxnlightmar

3 жыл бұрын

I know Colleen was dying inside

@rainview112

3 жыл бұрын

Colleen might have vomited immediately after saying that

Miranda: “GiRlS oNlY cAn EaT tHe PiNk” *oh colleen is screaming at herself*

@User12273

3 жыл бұрын

Thats what I was thinking like Colleen is literally against gender roles and Miranda is like nooooo

@diamoniquerichardson3636

3 жыл бұрын

GOD love u Jesus die for u

@diamoniquerichardson3636

3 жыл бұрын

@@User12273 GOD love u Jesus die for u

@julieedgar3800

3 жыл бұрын

Boys can like pink to you know

@arianegooden9568

3 жыл бұрын

When I saw this comment I died

Why do I know that Colleen and Miranda are the same person but I still feel like they are two different people.

@communityorganizer5645

3 жыл бұрын

That's just a rumor. Colleen is an actress that a management company hired to pretend she is Miranda. This occurred when they figured out that Miranda is not doing comedy. She's just being herself. So they hired Colleen to deal with the media, and act like she plays the Miranda character. You would know this if you watched all the episodes of her Netflix TV series, HATERS BACK OFF. It was shown in the final scene of the series which ended many years beyond it's time. Still boggles my mind whenever I ponder this. It used to be that TV networks gave TV series a chance to click. All In The Family started out a colossal failure from a ratings perspective. Even Seinfeld did not start out gangbusters. Anyway, I hope all you people who still believe that Miranda is Colleen will quit spreading misinformation.

@mirandamagana4598

3 жыл бұрын

@@communityorganizer5645 litteratly no one beleaves u

@livmustdie

3 жыл бұрын

@@mirandamagana4598 literally it’s a joke, an elaborate one if that

@gustafson300

3 жыл бұрын

That doesn't make sense

@abbysmith8229

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr! I just cannot wrap my head around it because they act so different

Her eyebrows went like: ⬆️⬇️↗️↘️➡️⬅️

@miyachinen2366

3 жыл бұрын

I know-

“I’m not gonna send it to you, but it’s just good to know when people want things that I have” 😂😂

@arianegooden9568

3 жыл бұрын

When she said that I accidentally knocked my little sister out of my bed while she was sleep and I was on the floor saying BAHAHAHA 😂😂

@keithgriffith5327

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@itstocakamilah2876

3 жыл бұрын

Kamilah Kamilah Kamliah Kamliah Kamliah Kamilah

@loveonfire4145

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😭

@joannajohnson2669

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

Please lordt let there be a bloopers episode from this.

@offtothenextadventure2630

3 жыл бұрын

She has it on her vlog channel of her spitting out the food and filming with kory

@offtothenextadventure2630

3 жыл бұрын

I realized that the vlog was difficult to find so it the ‘reacting to positions by Ariana grande’ vlog :)

@maddeningams5866

3 жыл бұрын

@@offtothenextadventure2630 Yay, these are the best. I was too early for the vlog

@offtothenextadventure2630

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah the actual bloopers are pretty short but the rest of the vlog with Flynn is good to

Miranda: makes a whole video about how she’s offended that people are celebrating Christmas in November Also Miranda: “...since it’s Christmas season...”

@brii8077

3 жыл бұрын

Yea lol Miranda is supposed to be the opposite

Miranda says that her “creamer” is basic. Bro, that's the next level. 👁👄👁

I just watched haters back off and the last episode of season 2 and it really touched me.

@mia-ps1md

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@Kary_23

3 жыл бұрын

I probably rewatch it like 5 times already

@puppiesforever6429

3 жыл бұрын

It made me bawl

@maori94

3 жыл бұрын

It’s so powerful

@Rose-tj5ko

3 жыл бұрын

I finish watching it maybe 2 weeks or 3 weeks ago I'm not sure but the ended was sad.

Did anyone else notice that the “coffee creamer” was beef broth?

@sophias6756

3 жыл бұрын

Of course

@americangirldollsrule6513

3 жыл бұрын

Me I did

@kay.2002

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@fieryfriends2116

3 жыл бұрын

OMG YES 😫

@juniorjonesjones9213

3 жыл бұрын

Me

I was so worried Miranda was gonna cut her tongue on the princess spaghettios can!

I literally started screaming when she ate the pop tarts bc when I went to one of her shows there was a dollar general next to the theatre and I ate a whole box of hot fudge Sunday pop tarts before the show!😂

No one: Miranda eating all this food all day everyday, and still being skinny as can be Me sniffs a piece of lettuce: Gains 10 pounds

@delaneys.3183

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment 🤪🤣

@Emma7878

3 жыл бұрын

So true!😂

@lweststr1kel101

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@arrowcityexceptitsonfire2679

3 жыл бұрын

Life just be that way though huh?

@Grace-kc9km

3 жыл бұрын

Lol fr

I remember watching Colleen talking about how nauseous this made her lmao

@Sarah-ld3yt

3 жыл бұрын

What vlog was it?

Only OG's remember that era where we talked in a miranda voice

@mackenziedevincent674

2 жыл бұрын

New memory unlocked

Who else has been watching this video over and over and over again I love it!!!!!

“I leave the wrapper on for more protein” 😂 I died when I heard this

@MelissaJayne1

3 жыл бұрын

If you have time feel free to take a look at my channel, thank you m.kzread.info/dron/PIqJ-2V-4CZDn_-Qc1vmsg.html

@anamkcornplayz481

3 жыл бұрын

Same3

@deriayavoraasenova3535

3 жыл бұрын

God loves u

@deriayavoraasenova3535

3 жыл бұрын

@@anamkcornplayz481 God loves u

@anamkcornplayz481

3 жыл бұрын

@@deriayavoraasenova3535 huh?

Best line: "Let me know if you want it in the comments. I'm not going to send it to you, but it's just good to know that people want things that I have."

@anamkcornplayz481

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@dsavlogs4688

3 жыл бұрын

lol👁👄👁

MIRANDA YOUR BACK!! I MISSED YOU!!!💗💗💗🥳

I laugh so hard when I watch her. She makes me so happy.

Me watching Miranda eating all this food: I really hope Colleen didn’t film all these clips back to back at once. 😂

@srldwg

3 жыл бұрын

Man, I thought the same thing!🤢

@minzie

3 жыл бұрын

In her vlog a week or two ago it showed her filming this and spitting all of the food out

@jakaylamelleny

3 жыл бұрын

Ewww

@jakaylamelleny

3 жыл бұрын

I'd get sick

@fluffymuffy8451

3 жыл бұрын

@@minzie Link please?

No one: Not even the rat in the back of my room: Miranda: I gOt A jOb aS a One LegGed....😂

@laylaaliriani6737

3 жыл бұрын

one leged AIR DANCER u forgot that part

@joycummins809

3 жыл бұрын

Do you actually have a rat at the back of your room

@donoxoYT

3 жыл бұрын

Ew, why is there a rat in your room??

@ejscott9388

3 жыл бұрын

My stupid cat poped my costume and now I have to get a new job

What if Coleen is actually hinting at amazing food hacks-

This just gets better and better every YEAR 😍

Oh look, it’s what my teen boys eat in a day. Lol

@_strawberryshortcake_8932

3 жыл бұрын

I dont even eat that much😂I sometimes only have a sandwich for breakfast and then I would eat nothing all day

@kellykeaney9909

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I can relate with 3 teenagers

@mochanorris4671

3 жыл бұрын

@@_strawberryshortcake_8932 omg you eaat

@anamkcornplayz481

3 жыл бұрын

Lolll

@laurenlovegood9513

3 жыл бұрын

@@_strawberryshortcake_8932 that's not something to brag about

2:09 Laughing so hard when Colleen took one bite of that spam. 😭😂🤮

@shelbyanderson3905

3 жыл бұрын

Who is colleen 😂😂😂😂

This is probably my fav video I love it i watch it like a million times a day

Me: -watches when eating a burger-

Hey ,If you're reading this , you're not stupid , you're not ugly , you're not worthless , you're not weak , you're not a burden , your anxiety is lying to you. Remember, till the end of this week there will be a massive shift of positiveness into your life. Love ya : 》

@bunnixx9734

3 жыл бұрын

im actually crying rn thank you so much you are amazing thank you for spreading postitvity and kindness

@doofenshmirtzevilincoperated

3 жыл бұрын

thx. i needed that♡

@allisonwilson2776

3 жыл бұрын

thanks

@arianegooden9568

3 жыл бұрын

😭 thank you I needed a cheer up because my sister didn't tell me happy birthday

@user-hf5gi3ve4g

3 жыл бұрын

@@arianegooden9568 happy birthday 💞💕✨🥳 hope you had a great day!!!

“Damn miranda I got really HANGRY watching this video” I know what your new job is EATING GREENS 💚

This is literally making me hungry 😂

I love to eat everything u just ate in this video! ILY!

Miranda should get a full time job as a queen, she already is but she has to be in charge of the world

@fananadnan151

Жыл бұрын

your 🐕is so cute katie

Miranda: I’m quitting the internet! Also Miranda: *still posts normally* No hate btw

@jacksonurenmusic

3 жыл бұрын

Miranda “quits” the internet like every few months 😂😂😂

@emaangilanii

3 жыл бұрын

DON'T BE A HATER JK 🤣🤣🤣

@pradaxvibezz6671

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr she always says she’s gonna quit and keeps posting like she didn’t say anything

@user-cx1wc5uk9l

3 жыл бұрын

@@pradaxvibezz6671 I mean that's part of her character

@user-cx1wc5uk9l

3 жыл бұрын

@The pink princess girl UWU 2020 Ily "by the way"

Miranda is truly one of the greats in taste & manners. We all know it. Always has been.

The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart. Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. 'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved

Can we just appreciate how colleen is talkin and miranda is talking and she is doing two voices

@ximenacruz8118

3 жыл бұрын

@Emily Kilmartin if im not wrong yes but im like 80 percent sure

@ximenacruz8118

3 жыл бұрын

@Emily Kilmartin i knowww 😂😂😂😂

"girls can only eat the pink so im teaching him gender equality" that sent me!! 🤣🤣🤣👌

Ok sometimes i alwast watch your vids but i do it over and over!😂

I thought Miranda's job was gonna be eating food all day! Which probably is!!!😂🤣

Poor Colleen...i bet she felt so horrible and sick after eating all that disgusting food AND TONS OF IT LIKE...........WE STAN FOR A QUEEN WHO LOVES HER FANS Btw love ur vids.

@geoffgravitt7476

3 жыл бұрын

SPAM at all......but cold SPAM straight out of the can? That's f'n dedication 😂😂 Hero!!!!

@heatherdiansmith

3 жыл бұрын

Notice you never actually see her swallow.

@hannahciemnicki4789

3 жыл бұрын

Who’s Colleen 😂😂😂😂😂

@pearl92391

3 жыл бұрын

WHO’S COLLEEN? Also, some of that food looked delichis.

@hannahciemnicki4789

3 жыл бұрын

@@rory8429 I know it was meant to be a joke

I will never eat again...

@ashlynbunting3884

3 жыл бұрын

me too

MIRANDA I LOVE YOUR VIDEOSSSS

Loved this 😂😂😂😂😂😂 a lot of my favorite foods to well mainly the sweets 😂

Woah I haven’t watched Miranda sings in YEARS

@nathanwilder7915

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

3:57 “IM STRESSED EATING WEINERS!” Like if you get the reference 🤣

@ahsglu08

3 жыл бұрын

Haters Back Off

@Jack-mx6wg

3 жыл бұрын

I love that episode😂😂

cannot stop watching this video!!

i started watching miranda with my dog sitting next to me and i think her voice made her bark lol

who else thinks this should be on Netflix

@kaydeng1122

3 жыл бұрын

She has a Netflix show but it stopped

@gachabloomer8704

3 жыл бұрын

It is haters back off

@Serendipityismyfaveword

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. She never should of had her show cancelled. Season 3 would have been fab as Colleen would have been in it too as well as Miranda. I was gutted when it got cancelled. I still watch season 1 and 2 now.

@brooklyn2120

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaydeng1122 and gacha bloomer ....I know... I'm saying she should make THIS into a netflix series...

@kaydeng1122

3 жыл бұрын

@@brooklyn2120 oh

She ate SOOOO MUCH FOOD for this episode!! 😂 I’m assuming that they filmed it all on different days though but it’s still hilarious 😆

@Putabowonitt

3 жыл бұрын

@Thandii Konkwane oh ok

MIRANDA!!! im pray for you so hard right now

I really thought she was a competitive eater! So funny to see the making of in your vlog channel 😂

YOUR VIDEOS MAKE MY DAY 😂❤️ I don’t know how the person asking you questions isn’t cracking up when you respond to the questions, I don’t think I could hold it in 😂😂 Props to her!!!

Who is the woman’s voice interviewing Miranda, Colleen never told us and I don’t remember ever hearing that lady’s voice

@bookcrazy00

3 жыл бұрын

its colleen lol

@cortneywilkinson7417

3 жыл бұрын

It's Colleen

@claram6149

3 жыл бұрын

Colleen, but if you listen it kinda sounds like Francesca Reale, actress who played Emily in haters back off lol

@mikeysrose

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god, it IS Colleen! I had convinced myself it had to have been Jessica even though it didn't sound like her. Now that I listen again, it's so obvious that I can't believe I didn't already know. 🤦🤦

@amandanorrisart

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha I was wondering the same thing! Listening back it's so obvious that it's her 😂😂😂

Goobers is my FAVORITE. I eat it straight from the jar too and get so sick from the straight sugar that I end up puking it up every time.

Ok if she ate all this food in one day this women is a legend y'all👏👏👏👏👏

These new miranda videos are so hilarious!

I love how much you're putting into these videos! keep it up!!!

Keep this up!!! ❤️

Omg i love you miranda omg your my favorite youtuber!

Omg the beef broth 😂😂 Also, I hope your being safe because your way under eating. I will be praying for you 🙏🏼

Whatever it is, I want to join!!! 👍👍❤️❤️

The end made me ✨hungry✨

Plz can u do season 3 of hates back off is so good❤️ love u miranda

Omg “sausages still get stuck in your esophagus”. That killed me dead

Who is here after you noticed she changed her title from “STARTING AN ONLY FANS” to “EATING 10 THOUSAND CALORIES IN A DAY”

@kristinafrench9616

3 жыл бұрын

Me

@changa0618

3 жыл бұрын

Me

@lex3683

3 жыл бұрын

Me!

@MelissaJayne1

3 жыл бұрын

If you have time feel free to take a look at my channel, thank you m.kzread.info/dron/PIqJ-2V-4CZDn_-Qc1vmsg.html

@anamkcornplayz481

3 жыл бұрын

Mee

I love how she used beef broth as her creamer LOL

I need to see the bloopers to this!

So is it just me orrr is Miranda, Angela’s and Dwight’s love child from the office

@cakecakeasmr5716

3 жыл бұрын

YESSSSSS

@joanna4655

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh. I seriously had never thought about that before. Love this theory!

@sarahwhite6341

3 жыл бұрын

Lol that's amazing!

@joshuacteo

3 жыл бұрын

Omg 😱

MIRANDA FOR PRESIDENT DON’T Y’ALL AGREE🤩

This is such a video it make's my day!!!

I love you Miranda!!

You know how it goes 1: Miranda 2: Mirfanda 3: HATER GO FREAKING AWAY!! 4: Patrick 5: Uncle Jim 6: Food 7: Bible 8: Dog 9: Tour 0: sausages

@melicaban4606

3 жыл бұрын

sausages 😂😂

@iateyourbagel

3 жыл бұрын

Uncle Jim

@rhettmitchell

3 жыл бұрын

@@melicaban4606 bag of salami*

Me: Wait I didn't watch her videos, that means I'm a hater..? *Looks At Channel* I'VE GOT WATCH ALL OF THESE TO NOT BE A HATER?! 0:14

@greatjob_barbara

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@mariamparis3417

3 жыл бұрын

yes you do

@leahbaileynow

3 жыл бұрын

Yes you do. Now do it UnU

4:39 she didnt even drink it 🤣🤣

Best video ever!!! I watched this 1000000 times

I remember in Colleen's vlog when she filmed this, when she had to eat all this stuff

Aww poor colleen ☹️❤️ she had to eat all of this. But this video was so funny! Thanks for brightening my day as always!

Miranda at 6:30: i had jojo Silas ice cream and it was discussing Me:😑 the tub is half eaten

still cant believe i've been a fan for 4yrs now zbjajaahah

Oh my goodness, I was watching the vid, and then a commercial came on about not eating too much junk food 😂😂

@MelissaJayne1

3 жыл бұрын

If you have time feel free to take a look at my channel, thank you m.kzread.info/dron/PIqJ-2V-4CZDn_-Qc1vmsg.html

@Raincoat.ducks03

3 жыл бұрын

That’s so creepy😨

who else is confused because she said she's not on the internet but she is at the same time lol

@alexzag22

3 жыл бұрын

I am

@Firehot4321

3 жыл бұрын

This is miranda sings we're talking about

@alexzag22

3 жыл бұрын

@@Firehot4321 true

@davemccarysucks

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexzag22 omg hiiiiii

@alexzag22

3 жыл бұрын

@@davemccarysucks hiiii

yasssss get into it girlllllllllll

OMG!!! I am crying out loud right now lol sooooo funny!! "I am going to be creating an OnlyFans" I would never expect for that! You Rock! Miranda.

“i’m not gonna send it to you but it’s just good to know if people want things that I have” 😂 all of social media

Normal people: delicious Miranda sings: delitchis

@sweetygcinindawo3438

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

Her eating the luchable is everything 🤣🤣😂

I don’t know how she manages to stay in character while she eats all that food and doesn’t throw up!

Me when I’ve been to school for 1 hour: 0:21

when i saw this i clicked on it as fast as i can

@Kai-cf3qo

3 жыл бұрын

Same dude

@hi-ry3wo

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@gretchenwieners5829

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

2:09 I died 😂😂😂😂

In this video I laughed so hard ✌🏾