Glidus's anger in this episode is a nice setup for later this year when he robs a liquor store.

@samvarrow408

4 жыл бұрын

This is better foreshadowing than anything in the last few seasons of GoT

@godji9396

4 жыл бұрын

Glidus, age unknown, is convicted of several charges of robbery, mass murder, genocide and crimes against humanity, as he motive he simply states : "The dragon show". Investigators are still puzzled by his statement

@natzo89

4 жыл бұрын

@@godji9396 The suspect was arrested while wearing a silver wig and purple contact lenses as he threatened the cashier with a prop sword. During the robberies, or ROBBeries as the suspect refers to them, he was heard yelling "RHAEGAR", "DO YOU REMEMBER SEASON ONE?", and "HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CASH?!" He also insists on calling Vodka "Amnesia Water".

@saymyname2417

4 жыл бұрын

@@natzo89 - ... because Vodka IS Amnesia Water 😁 !

@robjgolde3221

4 жыл бұрын

HAVE YOU SEEN THE LONG NIGHT PISS TAKE?!

It's pretty cool how Jamie travelled 760 miles, without taking off his armour, in an afternoon. That's what makes him the best character in GOT

@zinogrevz7389

4 жыл бұрын

You seem to forget about Quyburns Teleporter and the secret shrinking divice!😂

@bipstymcbipste5641

4 жыл бұрын

@@zinogrevz7389 Is he done working on the TP? I thought they were still using jetpacks

@Lokswar

4 жыл бұрын

Kings Landing is only 15 minutes by jet pack

@samuelleask1132

4 жыл бұрын

And Glidus said GENDRY was the fast character...

@nont18411

4 жыл бұрын

Anthony Pelletier “He fly now?” “He fly now!”

I just want to remind everyone that Randal was a fierce Targaryen loyalist during Robert's rebellion, i guess D&D just kinda forgot.

@awi1316

4 жыл бұрын

Problem is, Randyll will probably support fAegon is the books, and d&d gave fAegon's role to Cersei

@zacharyjamieson8114

4 жыл бұрын

Anjelica Snorcket @d

@joshuaspencer4506

4 жыл бұрын

He was more a loyalist to the crown. He made an oath to the throne and didn’t want to betray it. A little more depth between his oath to the Tyrells and the oath to the Crown would have been nice

@guykruger1

4 жыл бұрын

@@joshuaspencer4506 That guy takes too many oaths man... he should really take it easy with them, quite the oathoholic

@alanpennie8013

4 жыл бұрын

@@awi1316 Precisely. Writing fAegon out has been extremely damaging to narrative logic.

Honestly I think the showrunners forgot about Rickon so when John was asked about losing only two brothers he thought of only Rob and Bran

@Glidus

4 жыл бұрын

christ, this might be it folks

@mihneaiordan1813

4 жыл бұрын

Can we mention that before being taken hostage, Rickon was basically Brian's groupie?

@rachulpichu7616

4 жыл бұрын

Lol maybe medieval characters are alsooo slightly forgetful? I mean, just look at the US politicians we have now!

@guykruger1

4 жыл бұрын

@@rachulpichu7616 You mean like "the Kurds didn't help us with Normandy"?

@acatonawall3938

3 жыл бұрын

Rickon is the Ironborn.

Sansa is fake smart and Arya is fake strong. Both their characters got cut off and teleported to the end of their development without any substance.

@luke8801

3 жыл бұрын

Arya just cosplays as her father and walks with her hands behind her back as if to say "I'm so badass", then lies about herself to sound cool and brave despite the fact she worked for Tywin to survive, and sadistically suggests cutting off heads of lords because that's cool too but didn't work out so well for Robb.

@kieranstrickland1289

3 жыл бұрын

@@luke8801 Not true. She also smirks a lot.

@trazyntheinfinite9895

3 жыл бұрын

@@luke8801 Robb chose poorly as to whose Heads to lob off? Nothing inherently wrong with cutting off heads.

@pixelbunny9825

3 жыл бұрын

Arya became an anime girl. 🤔Hands behind her, too strong for everyone, smirking too much, she can save the world without losing even one drop of blood. Yeah she is an anime girl now

@Hats502

3 жыл бұрын

Qybrn really has been working overtime, first he teleports people and places, then he learned how to teleport character arcs? Man is a literal genius. Shame he couldn’t teleport us into the universe where GRRM finished the books

*Bran:* breathes *Glidus:* I'm so _fUCKING P I S S E D_

I'm surprised "there is no time for any of this" didn't get meme status with all the rush of last 2 seasons. It is perfect for 50% of the scenes in this show (at least for seasons 7 & 8)

@sihollett

4 жыл бұрын

viewers - there's no time for umpteen minutes of Tyrion walking through burnt stuff, nor for the nonsense going on at Winterfell with Sansa and Arya, nor for Jon to say "there is no time for any of this" half a hundred times, nor for the nonsense stalling tactics to stop Dany just taking Kings Landing and the throne quickly, nor for Ed Sheeran, nor for Sam learning nothing at school, nor for ... producers - there's no time for the scene that was filmed where Bran tells his sisters what's going down with Petyr that makes the ending of that time-wasting plot make slightly more sense, nor for baby Sam to age up, nor for 30 second explanations that then create massive plot issues down the line, nor for Dave to talk about Mathos getting burnt up by Tyrion (or even have any personality), nor for ...

@sihola6134

4 жыл бұрын

DnD they are confused from s2 s1 the only s was

@emreavc2719

3 жыл бұрын

Of course, it didn't get meme status; there's no time for any of that!

They also ignored the fact that Randyll Tarly is an oathbreaker who betrayed and destroyed the Tyrells, their liege lord, to whom they swore their loyalty. It's only one of the worst crimes in Westeros.

@reyxus9454

4 жыл бұрын

i mean, he also swore loyalty to the crown, so it would be impossible to not break an oath in that situation, but you're right, i guess.

@KingOfMadCows

4 жыл бұрын

@@reyxus9454 Cersei shouldn't have the crown in the first place. She should have been overthrown for blowing up the Sept of Baelor. But even if she managed to cover that up, Cersei is not in the line of succession.

@Grassrope123

4 жыл бұрын

People get mad at the Boltons betraying the Starks but forget that the Tarlys basically did the same thing in betraying the Tyrells. They were just as treasonous. Randyll didn't owe loyalty to the crown either, because Cersei had no claim to it (like at all) and she literally killed Margaery, who was the daughter of his liege lord. Honestly if there was anyone he owed loyalty to, it was probably Olenna. He was a definite oathbreaker.

@luckierloser

4 жыл бұрын

@@reyxus9454 he swore loyalty to the baratheon crown, and I think those oaths have to be renewed for a new king, so he was free to fight cercei

@zinogrevz7389

4 жыл бұрын

"So many vows, they make you swear and swear!" The Commander of the Lannister forces

Glidus: releases new pisstake video Fans: you are my son Glidus : next video in 2 weeks Fans: you are an ill made spiteful little creature...

@nodiggity9472

2 жыл бұрын

I guess that these "pisstakes" also includes the rest of us. Unsubbed.

@made-line7627

Жыл бұрын

@@nodiggity9472 What does that mean?

@jordanthomas7702

Жыл бұрын

@@nodiggity9472 I... what? What are you on about?

@Frank_Lee_Terrible

Жыл бұрын

This was a good schedule btw

@dronemachine4694

Жыл бұрын

@@Frank_Lee_Terrible turns out we were spoiled

19:24 "Is Stannis's ultimate effect on the story going to Castle Black so Shireen can teach Gilly how to read this one line in this one book?" Gildus I am absolutely losing my mind at this GOD

@Nasmr1

4 жыл бұрын

Gildus seriously did his research on this one. He's bringing up points I've never heard of yet. Which goes to show this series was fucking hemorrhaging with consistency and to quote MauLer "this story is the equivalent of tangled up Christmas lights"

@NatsumiMichi

4 жыл бұрын

Also, he improved everyone's grammar. See? Even Dany uses 'fewer' in this episode, if Davos were anywhere near that cliff he'd be dead impressed. RIP the One True King.

@IsaacWhittakerDakin

3 жыл бұрын

It puts Alt Shift X's theories to shame! 😂

I like to think that maester Walken just waited several weeks, standing in the same place waiting for Bran to wake up

@mihneaiordan1813

4 жыл бұрын

He mastered the Geralt of Rivia technique of staying in one place for indefinite amounts of time without food or water, regardless of pesky things like weather or wild animals

@Back2Humanity

3 жыл бұрын

Is he still standing there?

@CoRLex-jh5vx

Жыл бұрын

Skyrim syndrome

Bran: sends all the ravens of Winterfell away North on a two week journey Also Bran: we need to send ravens

@Glidus

4 жыл бұрын

lol true

When I first heard the line "So bring the dead to her" I burst out laughing. I honestly thought it was a joke that had somehow inserted itself into the episode. Turns out the whole season was the joke.

It was legit an issue in the books that the night's watch failed to show proof of the dead cuz the moving hand rotted away But I suppose when you can teleport, the plan to bring the dead to Cersei makes perfect sense

@sinasaberi1026

3 жыл бұрын

It's actually a foreshadowing for the books that happened in an alternative universe that only D&D saw and read. Or We all have AMNESIA becuase we ate the amnesia water soaked crab meat and D&D know it!!!! Fuck me! 🤦🏻‍♂️

@ceilingfanenthusiast6041

2 жыл бұрын

I know this is really old, but the hand actually made it to Kings Landing intact and twitching, I believe it was rotten by the time Tyrion saw it, because Tyrion (as acting hand) delayed meeting ser Allister because he didn't like him.

@arthurballs9632

2 жыл бұрын

Actually, it rotted because the Hand (Tyrion) deliberately kept Sir Alister waiting in the worst room in the Red Keep for a very long time (weeks/months?) before seeing him. Sir Alister says it was intact on his arrival but the lenghty wait in the summer heat destroyed it.

@MarianFK

2 жыл бұрын

@@arthurballs9632 THIS. This is the kind of good writing GOT used to have. A completely understandable action from one of the main characters (Tyrion making nasty ser Allister wait uncomfortably), something we may even feel empathetic to, turns out to be a bad thing that makes the plot move in a different way.

@IsaacWhittakerDakin

10 ай бұрын

If the dragonpit meeting resulted in Cersei offering the North spades so if the dead are buried they won't come back, that would have been worth it for a nice callback to the books! 😂

I like how this 23 minute video turned into a 30 minute video because I was determined to read every piece of text that pops up for half a millisecond.

@chyawanprash

2 жыл бұрын

Well, it was worth it, wasn't it?

- the gay one - the gay one - trystane might be gay too - the gay one

Dany burning the Tarlys is referenced almost as much as her emotionless reaction to her brother’s death by people attempting to justify her S8 heal turn. There are several problems: - The Tarlys betrayed her and Olenna, costing them the Reach. - Dany’s actions, while ruthless, are still within the bounds of most GOT characters (a reminder that Jon killed Janos Slynt for not listening to him, and later killed those who conspired against him, including a child). -Dany didn’t want to kill the Tarlys- you see the hesitation when Tyrion proposes the watch. -The whole plot is contrived in the first place- the decisions Randyll Tarly made to betray the Tyrells and support a queen whose claim to the throne is tenuous at best is completely uncharacteristic.

@DWPL89

4 жыл бұрын

Burning people alive in the land where your daddy used to burn people alive ain't the best PR strategy. It's a show of things to come (insert GTA meme) for people of Westeros. And yes, it is stupid, forced and not planned way in advance. Meanwhile Slynt was beheaded, heck, even Joffrey just beheaded Ned although he could go ham.

@kikima258

4 жыл бұрын

Nope she said she wants to break the wheel so how burning people because they don't support you is gonna acheive that to me she was a tyrant since the day she crucified those people without even a trial and allowed the torture of two young girls. The entire story of dany in the books is her conflict between being the opposite of her father a merceful queen or embracing her dragon side(of course none of this was showen in got)by the end of the last book she finaly makes her choice "fire and blood and dragons plant no trees" i had no doubt she will turn dark in the show and i have no doubt the same will happen in the books she might wake up by the end but the damage will be done.and yes we all agree that in the show it was poorly executed and rushed af but it wasn't surprising at all if you have been paying attention

@BriarPatchNyra

4 жыл бұрын

mer kikima So since the crucifying was foreshadowing why didn’t Jon go evil when he executed that child?

@Grassrope123

4 жыл бұрын

@@DWPL89 What was she supposed to do with the dragons, have them there for show? If it wasn't a good PR strategy for her to kill people, then boy do I have news about war for you. Aegon the Conqueror burned all the men who didn't bend the knee to him and he still was a good king afterwards because executing men is a part of war in Westeros, dragonfire or not. Stannis executed Mance, Jon executed Janos Slynt, hell even Robb executed Rickard Karstark for disobeying his orders. If Dany was going to just let go of the men who conspired against her and killed her ally (on Cersei's orders might I mention), then that would've been plain stupid. Targaryens executed people with their dragons in war, and so did tons of other people. I don't know what you expected there. Imprisoning them or killing them was pretty much her only option.

@hb712

4 жыл бұрын

RED I never said this was the right decision or even a good decision. My point was just that this isn’t development to losing her mind later on. Bad decisions don’t imply madness.

Why does NOBODY wear a helmet except Grey Worm. Why do D&D hate Jacob Anderson's face so much. Also it was such a missed opportunity not having Rhaegal menace Jon and then get a pat on the snoot. They're supposed to get tight in Season 8 but we get no ground work for this. Jon just climbs on his back and thats it. Its like hes taking his friends firebird for a spin around the block.

@AbelDuviant

4 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, Grey Worm stops wearing a helmet next season

@tarn1135

4 жыл бұрын

And being a Firebird owner I’d never just let a friend take it for a spin. So your point is well met sir.

@PasserMontanus

4 жыл бұрын

Because plebeian masses who watch this show would get confused.

@jagtech490

4 жыл бұрын

PasserMontanus Dude you don’t sound any more smarter than the “plebeian “ masses for watching a show about whores and dragons, shut up.

@alanpennie8013

4 жыл бұрын

@@AbelDuviant We saw quite a lot of Grey Worm's helmet during the final battle at Winterfell.

The last two seasons being bad is ALMOST worth all the criticism videos.

@mediocreskullduggery

4 жыл бұрын

Last TWO???

@sirocco2810

4 жыл бұрын

It was "almost". With the pisstakes it definitely is worth it.

@axelkjell2320

4 жыл бұрын

Imo the last three were shit, and both season four and five were weak

@AnisFehmi

4 жыл бұрын

@@axelkjell2320 Season 4 is one of the best things in TV history

@malnorice

4 жыл бұрын

seasons 1-4 were "above average," but the writing quality was dropping off since the beginning. 5 was the first "below average" season, imo..

WHERE IS THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER

@cianconroy9139

4 жыл бұрын

HAVE YOU SEEN SEASON ONE

@zinogrevz7389

4 жыл бұрын

He was on Aryas list!

@mikayahu4372

4 жыл бұрын

Cian Conroy I read that in his voice

@Back2Humanity

3 жыл бұрын

Aaaah back when dragon show was good

@RougeSlayer5

3 жыл бұрын

BOW YA SHITS

Davos to Melisandre for burning Shireen "I'LL FUCKIN KILL U IF I SEE U AGAIN!!!" Dave to Tyrion for burning his only son "nahhh bro, it's calm"

@BM-wh5qk

2 жыл бұрын

Melisandre killed Shireen to keep her grift going. Tyrion did not target Davos's son personally. It was just a battle.

@Chan-zv5kb

2 жыл бұрын

@@BM-wh5qk True the circumstances were very different but you would have thought Davos would at least have some contempt for Tyrion, the dude who caused the death of his only son. I had the same qualms with Brienne and the Hound; she fuckin cripples him at the end of season 4 but he's completely chill with her when they meet at the end of season 7! Amnesia water flows thick and fast in this show

I'm conflicted, if this season wasn't so delusional a series like this wouldn't exist. Maybe we are living in the best timeline

@basilumeh9085

4 жыл бұрын

Glidus good, but OG GoT better

@guykruger1

4 жыл бұрын

Game of Thrones' murder was like Ned's execution, and then Glidus is Robb Stark.

@shanouboubou

2 жыл бұрын

It's definitely one of the best things to have come out of S7&S8

@John-xr9ry

2 жыл бұрын

@@guykruger1 , oh, no.

Daenerys said "FEWER enemies"!!! Stannis approves! 😃

Im literally attracted to the words you say.

@0ussama01

4 жыл бұрын

Couldn't agree more.

@dionysos8326

4 жыл бұрын

😳

@terrencewalsh9098

4 жыл бұрын

SHE'S RIGHT HERE DADDY GLIDUS

@Glidus

4 жыл бұрын

👀

@terrencewalsh9098

4 жыл бұрын

@@Glidus don't look now but she's also subbed to your second channel.

So basically the Starks are a group of anime characters. Jon the shounen protagonist, Arya the loli (ew) sniper-assassin-proficient in all weaponry, Sansa the reader insert and Bran the creepy child-actually omniscient 88293 year old whatever thing.

@tonichan89

Жыл бұрын

Sansa is the tall, graceful intelligent woman with long flowing hair and a cool exterior

@reidparker1848

9 ай бұрын

loli cunny hnnnnnn

One thing you missed: At the end of episode 4, Tyrion is in agony watching Jamie sink into the lake. Then, at the beginning of episode 5 he kinda forgot about his brother.

Glidus: Desperately needs a hug KZread Comments: THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT

What I find fucking hilarious is the fastest man in Westeros, the last surviving bastard of Robert Baratheon, who crushed the Targaryen dynasty, just walks past Daenerys on Dragonstone without batting a fucking eyelid.

@alexandraolvera5903

3 жыл бұрын

The problem was that his Character was merge with Edric Storm during Season 3 when Melisandre took Gendry, because the actor wanted a bigger role or something. The only one who knows he’s a bastard is Varys and it wouldn’t even make a difference because Robert never knew him, making him un-legitimate.

I thought Bran was dead You lost two brothers Bran was dead Bran Dead 6 EMMYS

@Haeman89

3 жыл бұрын

I thought bran was bran bran is dead You died in that cave Bran isn't bran

When you analyze these episodes you realize how little the writers cared about the story and characters. Also how little they actually knew. They had clearly given up by this point.

There is one thing I appreciate about Game of Thrones, and that is all the pisstakes this show caused. It makes the show being awful almost worth it. Almost.

@paristhompson7522

4 жыл бұрын

If you're trashing the entire show because a couple seasons were bad, I'm convinced you haven't watched the entire show

@rinne-8810

4 жыл бұрын

@@paristhompson7522 I mean yeah 1-4 are good but almost all of the storylines and meaning they had later gets ruined. Some people care a lot about that. Its essentially what makes a show good. Jaime's character arc from the first seasons is amazing but it ends terribly for example.

@benjaminoupillovers

4 жыл бұрын

@@paristhompson7522 look at this like a relationship, yeah a good start is nice but if the end is trash then your memory of all of this become trash too, because it changed so much it become infuriating! knowwhatImean?

@ClaireYunFarronXIII

4 жыл бұрын

@@paristhompson7522 What you said makes no sense. You know my hate to the later seasons are because of what came before, right? How can I hate the later seasons without any knowledge on the previous ones? That is stupid.

@paristhompson7522

4 жыл бұрын

@@ClaireYunFarronXIII were you saying you hated the entire show, or just hated the later seasons because they ruined what was so good from the early ones? Maybe I just misinterpreted your perspective

Davos is clearly trying to deal with his codependancy on kings with a new addiction: adopting bastards and orphans (Jon, Gendry, ersatz Shireen in season 8). It's not healthy.

@TintedVisionMovies

4 жыл бұрын

Ersatz 😂

Tyrells are historically fruitful that means multiple children to each couple. Have they even read books? **Screams in valyrian**

@kyle857

Жыл бұрын

Sure. Millions of people have read the books. Just not the writers of the show...

@emilybarclay8831

Жыл бұрын

They’re literally descended from an actual fertility god, and yet the entire house consisted of two teenagers, an old man and his mum who wasn’t even a Tyrell by birth. And that one extra cousin who embroidered the flower Olenna didn’t like

Can I get the complete Pisstake version of the opening credits

@Glidus

4 жыл бұрын

~ one day ~

@JoshuaKevinPerry

4 жыл бұрын

@@Glidus I will definitely watch that tomorrow. Such a responsive KZread man

@99veruca

4 жыл бұрын

I want it as my phone ringtone!

@sagecolvard9644

3 жыл бұрын

@@Glidus I assume we'll get it once you're done with the season 5 pisstakes in about a decade.

8:58 Randall Tarly betrayed 'Queen of Thorns' in exchange to be given High garden. So, Danaerys should have killed him for this betrayal alone. However she allowed them to bend the knee and also the right to join "Night's Watch". And HE STILL FREAKING REFUSES! So, why blame her to be mad and what is the point of ominous music? Danaerys is kind and humble and just. #stillmyqueen

@unluckygamer692

4 жыл бұрын

Don't make her listen to any bells though, then that bish goes totally cray cray lololol. -D&D

@krissuyx

4 жыл бұрын

Humble?! I don't think you know the meaning of that word.

@Bumble-bee_

4 жыл бұрын

@@krissuyx I do since I've read the books and seen the ENTIRE series with some brain and not what D&D wanted to show. When she goes to Mereen, she overlooks the men stapled to wood and tries to give them water and when Jorah reminds her that every war demands blood she retorts that she craves blood but of enemies not innocents. When she comes to realisation that some masters were good she retaliates for a proper burial. She stayed there to construct herself as an able ruler before she should aim for Westeros,even with full grown dragons. Idk about you I see her as a calm, collected and yeah humble and kind person

Oh, thank god. And here I thought getting out of bed today was a mistake. Though I could've watched it in my phone... In conclusion, getting out of bed today was a mistake.

@faorle2020

4 жыл бұрын

Not as bad as us watching season 8 tho.

@Jetsiuc

4 жыл бұрын

@@faorle2020 I said "mistake" not "the worst thing to ever happen ever objectively".

@sarwatarannya8786

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jetsiuc You can feel joy in knowing that you will never have to watch it again

the unenthusiastic ree after davos drops tyrion off got me

@tronalddump1133

4 жыл бұрын

*Dave, Davos disappeared a while ago

And we're back with the D R A G O N S H O W

Ffs a guy spends a couple months in the bush and Glidus up and loads nearly an entirely new pisstake series. I got back to civilization, looked at your uploads, and had to confirm on my calendar that I didn’t somehow lose about five months of time I couldn’t account for during the interim. At any rate I’m glad to see you’re making this collapse of civilization a productive one.

@wisdommanari6701

4 жыл бұрын

You were lost in the Bush for months? Tell your lover to Groom down there is hygienic and saves lives.

Why did they need to get a Whyte to convince Cerci?? Why did they even need to appeal to Cerci. They have 3 full armies and three Dragons and a navy. Yet they act like Cerci is this big threat In hindsight Eurons teleporting navy is an issue but they didn't know that yet.

@Aredel

2 жыл бұрын

How hard is for the writers to throw in a couple lines about needing to conserve every able bodied man and woman to fight off the Walkers? Jesus Christ.

@901stinababy

2 жыл бұрын

When Euron sailed into the black water they could have trapped his fleet in the bay and burned his ships. In the books I think Euron has a vision of bloody water boiling and a Kraken, they could have thru that in there as a reference to the books. The dragon fire boiling the water filled with the blood of his dead soldiers.

I knew the 7th season was lesser than the previous seasons with the exception of season 5 but I Never realized how incompetent and inconsistent it was I hope you do a review on season 6 would love to see all the flaws in it

@Ignisan_66

4 жыл бұрын

And dont forget Season 5. Bad poosey.

Seriously....Daenerys burning the Tarlys is not the same as The Mad King burning Ned’s father & brother. The Tarlys betrayed the Tyrells and went to war against Daenerys and lost. Tywin massacred an entire family, including children for rising up against Lannister rule but he isn’t demonized. In season 1 Ned Stark chopped off a frightened teenager’s head because Ned didn’t believe in the white walkers and no one demonized Ned for that. So stop with the “Daenerys is so bad & unstable.” Just because she used a Dragon & not a big sword.

@dr.manhattan3585

4 жыл бұрын

I bet you even if she didn't use Drogon, some would have antagonized her for not beheading them herself. All because Ned said that one quote back in season 1 "The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword" and now everybody thinks that applies to everyone even Daenerys who doesn't know how to wield a sword or is probably not strong enough for an executioner's sword.

@s.w.d4010

4 жыл бұрын

Dr. Manhattan Exactly! Why is everyone allowed to wage war but Daenerys??? And I’m not even a Daenerys fan, her chapters in the books were extremely frustrating to me. But this show got so bad that it made me defend her.

@aloneinmidnight

4 жыл бұрын

@@dr.manhattan3585 completely agree, also amazing people think that about this scene and yet when sansa has arya execute littlefinger instead of doing it herself.......that's just fine ???

@joeyjerry1586

2 жыл бұрын

Idk. Dany seems to have her own hate group for some reason. Whenever she kills her enemies one way or another, she’s decreed an unstable maniac but when the Lannisters or Starks do it, their actions are apparently reasonable

@Aredel

2 жыл бұрын

@@joeyjerry1586 it’s a means of excusing the bullshit of her burning half a million women and children alive. The same kind of people who scream “It’s a movie about space wizards” whenever someone criticizes the sequel trilogy.

Dear Glidus, I STILL re-watch your GOT "Pisstakes", and EVERY time, they, (you) STILL make me belly laugh out loud. You are Brilliant

This is so sad considering how good this show once was.

The camera angle on the "I thought Bran was dead" line is so weird and uncomfortable

@Glidus

4 жыл бұрын

yer dead right

@mratkovich

2 жыл бұрын

I thought Andrew Jackson was dead…. Right

These videos are literally the only good thing to come out of the last two seasons of Game of Thrones.

Glidus, do these for all the other seasons. ALL, not only 5 & 6. I don't care how good are seasons 1-4, these pisstakes are just too good

@obsessivefangirl5055

4 жыл бұрын

I second that ^^^

@holysecret2

4 жыл бұрын

Season 5. 6 was kinda okay for chunks. But 5 might even beat 7 in terms of retardation

@zinogrevz7389

4 жыл бұрын

I will await the Red Wedding!

15:39 "And yes, I'm off my meds" I died. Again. I keep dying every week after a new pisstake is released. I guess Mellisandre keeps bringing me back so I can enjoy every single one of Your videos and die of laughter permamently after You stop making those. Please don't stop. I don't want to die.

"Because the High Septon annulled it" is the "Ford planned it all" of Game of Thrones.

i love these and knowing there are 2 more after this but I also think Glidus is gonna lose his mind before then I'm torn

@thedeadnightking9975

4 жыл бұрын

Let him make videos about S1-4 then his mind will slowly start regenerating.

Your single Davos storyline is better than season 5,6,7,&8 combined, and makes far more sense.

8:48 ,"personally I ship Zutara" You my friend are a man of enlightened culture But for the true GoT experience you need to ship Zuko/Azula too

@Vesporeon

4 жыл бұрын

Zutara is false! Kataang is the one true path! Convert to the right way!

@ChitenBugMan

4 жыл бұрын

EGHEM Tokka

@benl2140

4 жыл бұрын

@@Vesporeon Nah, Sokkaang is the OTP

@ThePointlessBox_

4 жыл бұрын

Zuko is for Azula only

"Burning a father and son for standing up for themselves and what they believe to be true sounds like a pretty Aeyrs-y thing to do." Didn't Brandon roll up to the Red Keep demanding Aerys send Rhaegar out so he could, y'know, kill him for kidnapping his sister? Not defending Aerys, but Brandon _did_ kind of loudly announce he intended to kill the crown prince, if memory serves. And isn't "standing up for themselves and what they believe to be true" pretty much why everyone gets executed? Robb executed Rickard Karstark for standing up for what he believed was true (that his sons deserved justice), but I guess that's okay? Show!Jon hung a child for standing up for himself, but that's perfectly fine because we as the audience aren't supposed to like that child, who is basically the sole survivor of a horrific genocide. Is it the execution method that makes it worse? Because slow-roasting someone over an open fire while hanging their son _really_ isn't the same thing as instantly immolating someone in flames hot enough to melt steel.

@Sipu97

4 жыл бұрын

Well I mean, Brandon wasn't wrong really.

@Silburific

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sipu97 God, imagine if he had succeeded and just killed Rhaegar then and there. So much horror and tragedy could have been averted.

@laraa.5261

3 жыл бұрын

*Hanged not hung, Olly was not a tapestry

@niccolorichter1488

2 жыл бұрын

@@laraa.5261 Mariya Darry to her daughter Amerei Frey in Faest about Merrett ?

@Aredel

2 жыл бұрын

@@Silburific the war still would have happened. Aerys would have just thrown around more wildfire from the start.

8:58 it was war, and Randyll refused to go to the wall saying she didnt have the authority to send him there, or to bend the knee to her. other characters did similar things, like Stannis burning Mance, Jon Snow beheading Janos Slynt for not taking his orders. Aerys burnt Brandon and Rickard when they were sicking answers and justice for the abduction of Lyanna by his son Rhaegar at court and they were not burnt in the acts of war. they were offered safe passage and safety under the king's roof and yet they were killed. danny had to kill Tarly or her conquest would fail. aegon did similar things to the kings of the 7 kingdoms when he landed in westeros and no one calls his achievements an act of madness

What bothers me is the fact that I remember how hyped I was to watch Season 7 and 8 episodes. I would stop what I was doing, turn my phone off and just focus on the show. How young and naive I was. AND Then talk about it the next day with my friends and coworkers as we made horribly more entertaining theories.

Next episode is the worst. Oh boy Also SIX EMMYS

@antlantis1234

4 жыл бұрын

*SIX* *EMMYS*

@EntrEsprit

4 жыл бұрын

what do you mean six emmys?

@vanillax4038

3 жыл бұрын

@@EntrEsprit the episode won six emmys

This is hands down the best content, and editing of thrones or anything on KZread.

"Betraying the only form of governance they've ever known" is a stretch. None of the people present had any legal reason to be following Cersei. She had no right to the throne. It's also standard operating procedure for people to be executed, sent the wall, or exiled if they refuse to kneel to the new ruler of the region after a battle. Comparing Dany to Aerys because she executed people for "standing up for themselves" is silly. What do you think feudal lords do to people who rebel? What do you think Jon would have done to the the Manderlys, Hornwoods, Karstarks, etc if they refused to bend the knee to him? Ranyll Tarly executes men who serve his wife's family just because he thinks they might get an order to switch sides after Renly is assassinated in the books. That scene between Tyrion and Varys only make sense if you're adopting the show's stance that some people shouldn't have to deal with the consequences of their actions.

@krissuyx

4 жыл бұрын

I think the emphasis is on the fact that she *burned* them, which is excessively cruel. Other than that, fair point.

@hopotin123

4 жыл бұрын

@@krissuyx Dragonfire is hot enough to kill you instantly tho.

@Grassrope123

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly if the Tarlys had just bent the knee, they would've lived easily. They chose to die which I felt was pretty dumb

@bipstymcbipste5641

4 жыл бұрын

Which is a fair point but I don't think killing the POWs sends the best message. It should be fairly obvious, especially if you burn a parent and his child together

@wisdommanari6701

4 жыл бұрын

@@bipstymcbipste5641 there is no Geneva convention the treatment of POW is up to the individual

Wow, a lot of effort has gone into this video. First one I’ve seen, I’m sure the others are like it. Just slapping all the different clips together (including some of the BTS ones) must take awhile just to find, let alone put together in some form of coherence. Then not to mention the actual analysis and “comedy” edits (for a lack of a better term). I respect the hard work my dude

"And THE SUPERBESTFRIENDS davos and tyrian"-your rage is felt.

I'm still wondering where the heck is Stannis's fleet. What did it even do after Hardhome? Who's commanding it? Did Euron smashed it somewhere off-screen? Did it teleport too far to get back in time for the later seasons? Did it go west of Westeros?

Season 7! Ah, the nostalgia! As for the Ran Man ... yes, burning is nasty; but Dany's burning Tarly no more "foreshadows" burning KL than Jon's beheading Ollie foreshadows his doing a chainsaw massacre at a kindergarten.

11:06- Imagine how quickly the war could end if Tyrion just whipped out his cell phone and showed Cersei how it worked.

It's a war of conquests and everyone has a Bend the knee or Die policy. Robert did Aegon did if you are a monarch trying to establish dominance you have them bend the knee or Die

@maxgrozema1093

4 жыл бұрын

Robert didn't. He made opposing nobles his prisoners and because of his charisma they became friends. Aegon knew when to kill and when to spare. The Tarly's are not trustworthy in the show but Daenarys had other options. Taking hostages, send them to the watch, stripping them of their lands and give them to a more loyal house. Maybe only executing Randyll and make Dickon a minor lord under, for example a more powerful loyalist house. The power inbalance by killing of the Tarly's is also stupid because they were one of the most powerful March lords who kept the border between Dorne and the Reach in check. Destroying the stability there will probably lead to future civil wars.

@wisdommanari6701

4 жыл бұрын

@@maxgrozema1093 do you remember the Greyjoy rebellion? After he was officially crowded people bent the knee or died. And did you not watch the Show? She offered the wall and they refused and no stripping people of lands and titles only serves to have a blade at your back. They eventually come back see the Blackfyres and Freaking Danny herself. Outside of a barristan Selmy who was a Kingsguard and was no longer a fuedal lord. please tell me one lord Robert imprisoned and then eventually won over.

They spent the entire last two seasons talking about how they "don't have time" and forcing the story forward instead of just having the characters and dialogue move the story forward. It's like the writers realised they had 16 episodes to fill a book and a half so they kept hitting skip on the remote when all they had to do was hit fast forward and it would've been a thousand times better. Maybe not good... But fuck me even I could do better than that and I'm just a rotten little man in a rotten little cave.

Dude. The 12:06 "Davos' Character Arc" rewrite was effing SPOT-on, brah. Well done

I think Qyburn deserves a pay raise after teleporting Mels to the bottom of that river

The wall, which was built to hold out the white walkers...was never once even thought of as a defensive position.

21:40 "Hey Jon why don't you swing at Winterfell ?" *there's no time for that*

The last time I was this early, Theon had just been referred to as "squidling"

@belisarius6949

4 жыл бұрын

Hes a kid hes a squid

@wisdommanari6701

4 жыл бұрын

Unhand them squidling

This series has broken me emotionally. Six fucking emmys.

I love the way that when you said 'grease them up' you showed the gay couple

THANK YOU! Why was Royce somehow taking command, I think this was a huge over sight with the understanding of Petyr's position. This was one of my biggest issues with the entire season, Baelish isn't that stupid to let himself get screwed over like that.

These weekly uploads are the only thing keeping my perception of time in check during quarentine

I love how he sounds slightly drunk at times during the video. I got bored of watching youtubers shit on this show and almost forgot about it but this guy has me hooked again I wish I could just sit down and rewatch the whole show with him while he points out the problems

Every time Glidus says DAVE I laugh and feel slightly better about the world.

We should get a video on the Rhaegar = Night King theory.

@Glidus

4 жыл бұрын

we will, some day

I've literally been waiting for this all day and reloading KZread incessantly 😂 proud to be this early

In almost 10 years I've never heard Davos called "Dave". Great job there, man. You're hilarious.

Tyrion: _"Did you read it?"_ Varys: _"It's a sealed scroll, for the King in the North."_ Tyrion: _"So what's it say?"_ I gotta admit, that bit was excellent.

Glidus your pi’s takes are a beautiful thing in these dark times and I love them. I do wonder wonder what Dickbag and Dicksock would say if they watched them .

Honestly Arya was a great character. This girl facing all types of adversity with the one thing driving her forward being the hope to see her family. Then she finds herself in Braavos and goes to the faceless men, who really TEACH her stuff (in the books) and there she faces more abuse, so that she is forced to limit or even abandon her feelings. The show just made her annoying because she's super strong and indistructable. She goes through NO emotional struggles and instead of being glad to see her family she continues to be annoying af. I liked Arya then they made her into a weird ass killer who never faces any consequences for her actions...

Ahhhh what a relief. So much effort in saying what I felt since watching the last 2 seasons. I was trying to forget about the show but witnessing your anger and seeing you share the same emotions is such a cathartic experience. Thank you very much!

The expedition beyond the wall to capture a wright actually is the biggest insult to the viewers intelligence in the entire show. It is blatantly obvious, that it was shoe-horned in to give the night-king an excuse to knock down the wall with dragonfire. It is even worse than Arya killing Mr Blue and becoming Columbus, or Bran ... well or Bran...

@Aredel

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t know. Undoing the entire core of the show and having a character burn hundreds of thousands of innocents to death for no reason seems like a worse insult. This *could* have made sense if they had a scene or two in which Jon discusses why they needed to preserve every able-bodied soldier they can muster for the Long Night, and if he needed to convince Dany of the threat as well as Cersei. Then you could’ve had them follow the core theme of the book in setting aside their hatred and petty grievances to fight the existential threat together. TLDR: it could have been shaky, but doable with more thought and care.

@noneofyourbusiness3288

2 жыл бұрын

@@Aredel If they had 2-3 more seasons to build up the "Targaryen insanity" in Dany, it could have been fine imo. The entire last season was obviously rushed. They wanted to finish it quickly, which destroyed any hope of a good conclusion.

@Aredel

2 жыл бұрын

@@noneofyourbusiness3288 The Targaryen insanity was just an excuse to have her become the villain and murder a bunch of people (civilians being slaughtered is something D&D themselves admitted they don't really give a shit about, thus their comfort with saying she killed them all). A skilled writer could portray her as spiraling into obsession and/or desperation after a series of horrible and traumatic events over a long period of time, and provide a morally ambiguous conclusion in which the audience asks themselves if it was truly just or correct for Jon to kill her. Having characters committing acts as though they are normal human beings, not plot devices that these jagweeds vomited onto our screens.

@noneofyourbusiness3288

2 жыл бұрын

@@Aredel yes as I said: there are a couple seasons missing between normal Dany and insane Dany. Her loosing her dragons (in the dumbest ways possible btw) is not an excuse for the bullshit 180 turn.

@Aredel

2 жыл бұрын

@@noneofyourbusiness3288 And I'm saying there shouldn't be an "insane" dany to begin with. She should take a dark turn after a series of brutal setbacks and calamities, leading her to make questionable and evil decisions that cause those around her to consider turning against her. It could be an echo of the Mad King's descent, but as a result of the circumstances.

You didn't mention how Dany always talks about oaths and how important they are to her. But not one single person (ever!) including her ever mentioned that Jon is an oathbreaker. Yes, the oath for the night's watch only matters until you die. But no one actually knows that Jon died because he doesn't want people to know. So...logically everyone should see him as an oathbreaker. But no one ever mentions it, no one cares anymore. It annoys me.

I like how the measters wait till Sam leaves to talk about his dead father and brother

@alanpennie8013

4 жыл бұрын

No one wants to be the bearer of bad news. Though arguably they have a duty to tell Sam he's now a lord.

@steelbear2063

4 жыл бұрын

@@alanpennie8013 Is he? He's a future Night's Watch maester

Even though it's not mentioned ANYWHERE, I think what happened to the rest of the Brotherhood without Banners is that Beric and Thoros told them to join the Night's Watch or something so they did. Offscreen.

14:32 'Imagine how good that scene could have been' wouldn't be out of place in a eulogy for the idea of a TV adaptation of A Song of Ice & Fire.

This is the episode I have been most exsited for this and beyond the wall.

@ClaireYunFarronXIII

4 жыл бұрын

Same! 😂

"this is my son, PENIS" i fucking died

I’ve been pretty stressed and your videos have rlly helped me calm down a bit. Thank you :D

I was utterly traumatised by the last few seasons of this show. So many years as a fan of the books and the show just to witness the destruction of a great story. This is cathartic for me. I love these, thank you 😊

I love how they could have actually completely ignored the night king because he had no way to get past the wall. I mean, before he was a threat because he was killing wildlings and forcing them to go south, but now it doesn’t matter how big his army is because he has no way of getting to them

Season 7 and 8 of GoT: Acting: 100 Props: 100 Costumes: 100 Set design: 100 Choreography: 100 Special effects: 100 Writing: - 600

@superheroson117

4 жыл бұрын

Make it -700 because imo these seasons shouldn’t even break even 😤

I was binge rewatching your videos today and this one came out right in time

These are genuinely the funniest things on KZread. I laugh out loud at every one and must have listened to each of them at least 5 times!

At this point i’m glad we’re all in isolation, i have never seen Glidus this productive before. The silver lining of covid-19.

@Maltesfilm

4 жыл бұрын

@j mula Depends really.

Here's a virtual hug. That's the best I can do.

Killing the Tarlys was justified they were at war & they just marched on her ally lady Olenna & killed her & took all the food & she still gave them a choice. They also betrayed their leige lord as u said the reach should’ve considered Cersei an enemy when she blew up the sept. Daenerys wasn’t wrong here & I also thought it was stupid she didn’t keep going & take the city when she was right there & Cersei had not army & no defenses on the city she could’ve used Drogon to open the gates & the city would’ve been hers but that would’ve made too much sense 🙄🤦🏾‍♀️

YOO THE “i thought bran was bran” PART TOOK ME OUT OMG IM ROLLING FKEJDKEKEKC I love your videos man keep up the great work!! ✨