*heavy metal stops* *loads shotgun with holy intent* *DEATH METAL STARTS*

A virus that makes you a violent criminal, huh? At least it doesn't turn you into the "smooth" kind..."OW!"

@georgewelch5906

4 жыл бұрын

Hee hee

@theinsanelycool

4 жыл бұрын

You've been by- You've been struck by- Truck- *O w*

@NicholasWeatherman

4 жыл бұрын

*OW*

@nithidesikan6458

4 жыл бұрын

Annie r u ok

"The emergency alert system has been acti-vay-Ted."

i have seen a real amber alert where abduction was spelled "adbuction"...it actually was pretty funny

@youtubeuser9496

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@victorlikesmetal3662

5 жыл бұрын

The sender was Dyslexic.

@Venlysi

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@nlh1srynxx792

3 жыл бұрын

In the first eas you said issed instead of issued lmao

@stinky635

3 жыл бұрын

ISS

God is playing Plague Inc.

@7triad

4 жыл бұрын

Then lets take his phone and tell him to go outside

@katarinatothova7060

4 жыл бұрын

how did you fucking know you literally predicted coronavirus

@nopenopeagain4397

4 жыл бұрын

This comment didn't age well.

@shock4826

4 жыл бұрын

bruh

@Gliw0306

3 жыл бұрын

I guess

Time to get our double-barrel shotguns, chainsaws and BFGs, because its gonna be one hell of a fight!

@magichappened7784

8 жыл бұрын

Sounds like DOOM if I do say so myself.

@Reckerr

7 жыл бұрын

+magichappened sounds like AMERICA if i do say so myself :D

@CosmicFearUkulele

6 жыл бұрын

Blacktron Fightin them Texan style?

@pp_Neon

5 жыл бұрын

Also Chainsaw

@beansacc3704

4 жыл бұрын

Plasmaguns

When you're watching this in 2020: *Starts Sweating*

@junkyardd0g1

4 жыл бұрын

we're dead lmao

“Virus symptom: Nosebleeding” This sucks because I always get nosebleeds all the time

@beansacc3704

4 жыл бұрын

Rip bro

@rianplaz99

3 жыл бұрын

silently: *demon*

Late comment here but this scenario is amazing, it's one of my favorites and it even gave me the chills. I would not want this disease, lol

the computer running the simulation has finally begun to run doom

I got a nose bleed watching this....it scared the shit outta my girlfriend

@bittersweet5292

7 жыл бұрын

She got spooked

@chewnoggin6556

7 жыл бұрын

Walker Schwander XD

@MrBoyboy215

6 жыл бұрын

Walker Schwander duh dun DUHHHHHHHHHH

@TheLiftyLat

6 жыл бұрын

Walker Schwander HOLY SHIT DUDE ME TOO, as soon as the video started i got a bloody nose wtf

The Purge In A Nutshell Also I live in Syracuse New york oh no

Where's Richtofen, Nikolai, Dempsey, and Takeo when you need em.

@Shadow99876

7 жыл бұрын

or Duke Nukem lol.

@hitorimellow

7 жыл бұрын

Gucci. Cucci What about samuel,Russman,Misty,Marlton?

@andresiathechannel7988

7 жыл бұрын

Gucci, what about the four unnamed Marines from Nacht Der Untoten?

@roofirish3328

6 жыл бұрын

Gucci. Cucci more like why didn’t the apothicons strike earlier?

@Agony2116

6 жыл бұрын

yeah the soldiers in nahtc Der untoten

Civil Authorities Issued a Typo at 0:10

God dammit I live in West Virginia 5/12/20 Edit: Not Anymore

@assassin8ur500

8 жыл бұрын

+TheAwesomeMiner ahahahahahahaaaaa i live in arligton and grapevine!

@michaelthomas3052

6 жыл бұрын

Same fam

@jewdogjay

6 жыл бұрын

Triggered Paul Joseph Watson is it almost heaven lol ?

@jewdogjay

6 жыл бұрын

Triggered Paul Joseph Watson *west Virginia

@Diskillfr

4 жыл бұрын

Mountain mamas

Well so much for the Football season.

Wow I was alone watching this I was shitting my pants!! Great vid man.

This is one of my favorites!

Oh this is bad, I hope they don't mess with Doom Guy's rabbit... Too late.

Okay, I really really doubt an EAS would be activated for six people being infected.

@ClubZlut

8 жыл бұрын

+Ethan Pearson Doubt it. You don't lock down a city for a few people getting sick unless they have some never before seen or next level shit going on...I think this escalated a little too fast lol.

@ClubZlut

8 жыл бұрын

+Ethan Pearson That's because North Korea can't. Don't buy into the fear-mongering of shit like Faux News. NK has nukes but hasn't demonstrated the ability to build them small enough to mount onto a missile. Even so, they have missiles but at BEST, they're short/medium range and only have a range of a few hundred miles. I'd be concerned if I were in South Korea or Japan, but they can barely get anything at all to Hawaii, let alone the lower 48. NK is a broke and starving shithole that flexes during the spring time frame like a pissed off little kid wanting attention. Ignore them and move on.

man these things creep me out i don't know why i always watch them.

*readies double barrel* Gentlemen, it's time. **THE ONLY THING THEY FEAR IS YOU STARTS PLAYING**

CB Virus. It makes you no longer want your Ham radio.

"Civil authorities have issed a local area emergency""issed"lol

@kacperskicubing905

7 жыл бұрын

maybe a typo, nobody's perfect

I love how most of the demon disease thing cases were in the south *The Devil Went Down To Georgia*

Demons: *invades earth* Doom slayer: so you have chosen death

I'm Playing Charlie Murder while listening to this and I'm playing a part of the game that takes place in a construction site.

My God, he even got the broadcast station for Louisville right!

6 people have caught an infection at a construction site, they were all construction workers. I NEVER WOULD HAVE FUCKING KNOWN.

@burritomensch1257

6 жыл бұрын

They could be people there to buy some cheap food truck lunches.

Of course it has to happen in Birmingham AL that is literally just about a couple hours from where i live

Reminds me of press x to not die when it’s said people being aggressive and murderous

So THAT'S how Superjail! seems to have an infinite supply of prisoners.

who's watching in 2017

Good thing they "issed" those warnings

"please seek medical attention - immEEEdiately"

I'm affended, this takes place on my birth day

*Grabs m1 garand and affixes bayonet to garand* IM NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT URA!!!

I was sweating while watching this my cousin was like BRUH we gotta get you to the hospital lol

Oh, you left Alabama out!

Wow that is a nice voice.

One time there was a test of one of these and my aunt kept on changing the channel and it kept coming on lol

This predicted the coronavirus

Where's Doomguy when you need him?

@hanayukiihanayukii8730

6 жыл бұрын

Morty Smith Not this timeline.

@anthonysicurella398

6 жыл бұрын

instead of one doomguy why not have a bunch of U.A.C marines on earth then i'll be like doom 2 but more like brutal doom hell on earth.

@ichaukan

5 жыл бұрын

They didn't fuck with his rabbit in this dimension, Morty. All further actions of Doomguy depend on the demons fucking with his rabbit, and they didn't here in this one. Long story short, this one is a Crogenberg in progress.

I do too and that really sucks.

Basically, the story of 'Crossed'

I have gotten a nose bleed and just threw up and know im dizzy, is this a sign im infected?

The name kinda reminds me of doom 2 hell on earth a little bit.

Where is tom the voice of the eas we need him

We need a Remasterd of this EAs with doom slayer

Oh.........my..............god!

I remember back in 2011 there was a Tornado and a damn EAS popped up and scared me to death I was like "HOLY DICKCHEESE"

@SlappedRat

6 жыл бұрын

frathouse23 What about Holllly DickCheezes?

Mass destruction

Welcome to EAN Network

The crossed.

Issed?

Briiiilllliiiaaannntttt, one day after my birthday

Turn off all heating outlets. *rapped up in blanket, with 60 heaters pointed at self* No... ;-;

Shit, this man took that Plague inc game seriously :o

Doomslayer:licks lips

Really? My home state?

Well frick. I live in Kentucky.

It’s Alabama…. Might have been a tad quick on the rise

ah shit not again why i hear rip and tear again

People, ready for the attack?

LETS GO ILLINOIS WOOOO

@smartytee1294

3 жыл бұрын

bruh

@alysonstell7254

3 жыл бұрын

Shut up smarty tee

Where is the Doom slayer when you need him?

"to part-ic-apat and actedated" what the crap

Richtofen,takeo,Nikolai,Dempsey, Duke nukem and Doomguy Will save us

NO REALLY, THIS IS BASED ON DOOM 2 DUE TO THE TITLE

@jonesborolocalaccess

8 жыл бұрын

+SuperDuperBuilderman123 ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doom guy intensities

I wish I could make one like this and upload it! These usually get a lot of views!

scary very scary

do more eas

I live in Pennsylvania. thank god im safe

@TheGoldenMines

8 жыл бұрын

same lol

Grabs shotgun shit I've been bitten

The Criminal Behavior Virus?

January 27th.. 2013. the day after I was born.

@babymetalenjoyer

Жыл бұрын

and around 9 years after i was born

Birmingham is legit were I live

GERMS!!!!!!!

Did it have to be in Alabama though?!?

sounds like glados

I live in Pennsylvania

*Laughs in Doomguy*

the symptoms are random as heak

HA HA! I live in Illinois! I'm fucking safe!

@enclavesoldier.565

7 жыл бұрын

Montana hasn't been hit.

@misspauling1184

7 жыл бұрын

Rainbow Eye O HAY I live in Montana

@enclavesoldier.565

7 жыл бұрын

The precious shipper what city?

@nickgalloni383

7 жыл бұрын

damn right you are cuz I live in the same state as you.

@j.cun777

7 жыл бұрын

so am i!

I just got accepted to UAB....

Civil Authorities have Issed.

Huh. Interesting. Ill make a remake.

i just noticed you spelled issued wrong xDDDDD

OF FUCKING COURSE NORTH CAROLINA GETS EVERYTHING.

@SlappedRat

6 жыл бұрын

ii stoleyourdonuts ii I know right? I mean, give us a break.

@keyherriot8757

4 жыл бұрын

I live there lol.

Doom slayer: good grief

i live in Maryland too

Hell on Earth 2006?

Persons? It's called people

Sounds like Left 4 Dead

FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!! I live in the northern panhandle of West Virginia

*Grabs M-16 and shotgun*

Oh **** me!!I live in VIRGINIA!!!!!

o shit. i live in alabama..

Damn I live in alabama