Everytime they say "normal programming will resume now" i always a imagine Family Guy coming in front of a room of crying people

@_Scarlet1

6 жыл бұрын

barbaryn PK lol

@vic-20personalcomputer80

6 жыл бұрын

360Ragequit Just call me, I'll just put a mass relay in front of it. Nothing bad could happen..like last time..totally not.

@TheSavage3.6

6 жыл бұрын

shut up meg

@vic-20personalcomputer80

6 жыл бұрын

XxX_PussyDestroyer_XxX Make me, XxX_PussyDestroyer_XxX

@blahblahicrazynow

5 жыл бұрын

barbaryn PK aye gorillaz

"I'm not responsible if this happens" you're the first on my apocalypse hit list

@PENNSYLVANIA5999

2 жыл бұрын

Technically you wont be in prision for long

@DA2K11

Жыл бұрын

I'm the real electro archon

@zeropoint11guzman48

Жыл бұрын

(Laughs) I'm in danger

@davidstout8604

Жыл бұрын

No kidding !

"I am not responsible if this actually happens" sounds suspicious

@shrek5istheihaventkilledmy311

6 жыл бұрын

That’s something someone who is responsible for this would say.

@pinknpurple9441

6 жыл бұрын

HE DONT WANT TO BE SUED ON MARS SO U GOT TO MAKE IT CLEAR BEFORE THE EARTH IS RIP

@yourmexicanjuan6030

6 жыл бұрын

Gaming Girl rest in piss

@alysonstell7254

3 жыл бұрын

Sus amog us

@newsuperhdgraphic

2 жыл бұрын

july 2020: WRITE THAT DOWN! *WRITE THAT DOWN!!*

"I am not responsible if this actually happens" yeah but I'm still gunna blame you

@ghoste_girll

6 жыл бұрын

lmfaooo

@yeeman9498

5 жыл бұрын

Lloooolll

@aaronlopez2783

5 жыл бұрын

Profile pic tho makes it funny

@joeytrimble1558

5 жыл бұрын

Dude i have tears in my eyes from laughing at that part

1 Last NUUUT

@BlueRockEye

6 жыл бұрын

Randy Baca NUT TO THE END

@ethanzstuff5497

6 жыл бұрын

YEAH

@NG-qb2rw

6 жыл бұрын

FINAL NUT

@chandlernorth8263

6 жыл бұрын

*tears* the proudest nut I will ever make.

@johngibbons308

6 жыл бұрын

A NUT RILE!

So that first part is like “we are all gonna die in five days. We will now return to regular scheduled programming”

@jimbaird8271

6 жыл бұрын

Gotta get the last 10 minutes of jeopardy bruh

@tiffanysullivan5603

5 жыл бұрын

Marcus Huntsinger 🤣🤣🤣 yeah, that was my thought too, incite major panic then let the people continue with their regularly scheduled program.

@elisabethm6297

5 жыл бұрын

"timmy hurry, we need to get to a shelter. were gonna die" "BUT I WANNA PLAY F O R T N I T E" *_T I M M Y_*

@b3rz3rkr420

4 жыл бұрын

Hey, I mean, if I was gonna die in a few days, why not enjoy some time watching some Spongebob or reruns of Big Bang Theory before/as I get bombed?

@b3rz3rkr420

4 жыл бұрын

Or I dunno what's going on I have barely watched the video oof

‘Asteroid: Takes 5 days to go 150 Light Years’ Me: Wait that’s illegal-

@colbyscott1975

3 жыл бұрын

That is so fast lmao

@sweebow5288

3 жыл бұрын

Its a whole ass belt tho

@jrgamer8677

3 жыл бұрын

Knew someone would mention that

@s0larisyt

3 жыл бұрын

30 LYEARS/day? Jesus.

@feathertail8996

2 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't that roughly be 15 minutes tho-? Correct me if im wrong

When you realise the sound isn’t coming from your headset….

@_norah_115

3 ай бұрын

…oh.🤠

150 light years on 5 days? Any idea how fast that is? Anything hitting earth at that speed would turn this planet to mush.

@sirdoge2544

6 жыл бұрын

Power Evolultion RC i don’t think even any matter can go that fast at all

@1ztype343

6 жыл бұрын

Well in space, a lot is possible.

@tenno5509

6 жыл бұрын

Lulster 10 are you bloody kidding me? 150 light YEARS in days is simply impossible, in space or not. no particle can even accelerate to the speed of even a fraction of this. this is fucking general relativity ya douche

@wolfwarlordjake8992

6 жыл бұрын

zem musū kājām A bit ashamed that I've watched the video you got your pfp from.

@isaiahesquivel353

6 жыл бұрын

Power Evolultion RC I have no idea. But get this. Alpha centauri (our closest star system) is about 4.36 light years away. With our current technology, it would take about 80,000 to 100,000 years to get there. So if the top speed of our current fastest spacecraft is 36,000 miles per hour, then those objects that are 150 light years away would be travelling at 1.25 light years per hour or 7.3483e+12 miles per hour or approximately 74,000,000,000,000 miles per hour. Edit: there were some things wrong with it that I accidentally didn't review so I apologize for those errors.

"thankyougodblessamerica"

@franberriez

6 жыл бұрын

8 Bit Tick thank you god

@josephtacosyt

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ballstretcher2178

4 жыл бұрын

CyberXarex YT tfw you don’t know religion exists

"They are 150 light years away from Earth" "Will impact Earth in 5 days" This is quite possibly the worst leap of logic ever seen. Talk about ruining any emersion this could ever make.

@colonelstriker2519

6 жыл бұрын

The Crimson Hat maybe the 150 ly was the origin of the asteroid. Those asteroids were detected and predicted to be 5 days till impact.

@shiningarmor2838

6 жыл бұрын

What if asteroids were hiding warp drive and we didn’t know it?

@BatteryH1862

6 жыл бұрын

The Tholian Asteroids...

@twistxtra6488

6 жыл бұрын

Completely illogical, the asteriod couldn't possibly travel that fast Without being desimated by space debris, or simply destruction from the vibration of the speed

@jasonryan1286

6 жыл бұрын

Kermit de Frog one in every post.

EA: QUICK!!! PAY $5,000,000,000 AND WE WONT DESTROY EARTH!!!

@shrek5istheihaventkilledmy311

6 жыл бұрын

Pretty much

@chriswyberg9884

6 жыл бұрын

Bill gates has 5 B Billion BonziBUDDYs

@nohoes5

5 жыл бұрын

Lul so true tho

@cowcowcow72

5 жыл бұрын

Window:NO EA YOU ARE THE WORST!!!!THEY WONT PAY YOU THEY WILL PAY ME 5000000000000000 DOLLARS

@paradoxicaloutcome1007

5 жыл бұрын

Nah it would be $5,000,000,000 dollars for a lootbox with a 5% chance of unboxing a way to stop earth from being destroyed.

(Aliens talking) 150 lightyears? Pfft. We can make it in five days. (Humans talking) Ahhh, thank god its 150 lightyears away. (EAS states it will impact in five days) Oh sh-

@amcat8015

5 жыл бұрын

Good job aliens, you broke the universe.

@archdukebigdogkoopa3821

5 жыл бұрын

rift everquest neverwinter draGON age リュウソウジャーavp meets godzilla! hallo! bionicle naruto dead space naughty bear sonic star wars transformers super mario blue dragon digimon pokemon bakugan etc.!!!!digimon rumble arena 2 final boss Stay on this station for further information on this dangerous situation! Stay on this station for further information on this dangerous situation! Stay on this station for further information on this dangerous situation! MARIO, DEEP WARTERS WAR OF EN! land of lightavp evolution, darkspore, avp3, naruto!

@kittensgalore6945

Жыл бұрын

@@archdukebigdogkoopa3821 w h a t

@lazybones-x7q

Жыл бұрын

@@amcat8015 what????

Me:Five days to live? *searches 24/7 spongebob streams* Yes thats how i want live my final days

@chriscox9617

5 жыл бұрын

I would spend the last five days listening to 24 hour loops of my favorite wdw songs.

@citizenblu

5 жыл бұрын

I'd watch a 24/7 Kill la Kill stream.

@funibikeman6769

4 жыл бұрын

I was watching one a few years ago and someone said in the live chat and I quote “I want to suck spongebobs long cock” I’m not even joking and I’m traumatised

@Matthew.211

4 жыл бұрын

I'd spend it trying to get free vbucks

@Matthew.211

4 жыл бұрын

Free minecraft no virus 2020*

"The SCP triggered an XK-Class, End-of-the-World Scenario. May god help us all." -Dr. [REDACTED]

@PheonyxJay

6 жыл бұрын

tankdempsey14 SCP terminology. It essentially is classification for an End of the World scenario, in which life is wiped out on extinction level event scale. It means that something has caused the death of most life and structure of society on Earth.

@johngibbons308

6 жыл бұрын

HOW CAN AN SXP CORS DIS!

@johngibbons308

6 жыл бұрын

tankdempsey14 all ded

@tlamn1905

5 жыл бұрын

@tankdempsey14 Kinda Similar to US Military OPLANs

@somethingmoredecent

5 жыл бұрын

AYE SCP gang

First time checking out your channel. I like the disclaimer that you're not responsible if it actually happens. 😂

@jeff-rg3px

6 жыл бұрын

Matt Cain your mom is fat

@az0rist

6 жыл бұрын

Enderk1dd wtf lol you made my day and got a new sub

@jeff-rg3px

6 жыл бұрын

A Random Weeb yeet

@destinyy2481

6 жыл бұрын

hes basically saying it could happen which scares me

@sorryiwin279

6 жыл бұрын

Matt Cain lmao I saw that and I started wheezing

"they are lightyears away" "they will hit in 5 days" sir I don't think that's how lightyears work

@Resi1ience

Жыл бұрын

150 lightyears in 5 days. that's 30 lightyears per day. that's 10950 lightyears of speed. we wouldnt even be physically capable of seeing it coming it'd just hit us and then we'd stop existing

@MSG-Dom

Жыл бұрын

​@@Resi1ience "Hey aren't those asteroid supposed to hi-" boom

“This is entirely fictional I am not responsible if this actually happens” WHY DID THAT MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD LMAO

"I am not responsible if this actually happens" One of the funniest things I have read in a while

Evacuate? I don't think we can evacuate Earth, bro. Now that I think about it, someone should do an EAS on a Reaper invasion. Not for any particular reason...just a suggestion.

@citizenblu

5 жыл бұрын

Reaper invasion...?

@ryanpilot-xh7lv

2 жыл бұрын

A space ship would help but kill us becuase of the impact

@Drsmiley603

2 жыл бұрын

Well a few people did evacuate earth for a bit to go to the moon but then they went back

Why the fuck did I never learn to not watch these at night?

When you pause the video but there are still sirens going off: *:l*

"These projectories are 150 light years away." "They will impact in 5 days." Wait, what the fu-

The President announces the end of the world in five days. The boss says " You're still coming to work, right?"

"Five days until impact. Cherish these moments, there is not many left." *proceeds to resume Hell's Kitchen programming*

@8Ball1234

8 ай бұрын

ITS FUCKING RAW

@NotafanofL1fe

Ай бұрын

💀💀💀💀​@@8Ball1234

🇧reaking News: Howard the Alien (the meme) stops the asteroid from hitting earth

@josephtacosyt

5 жыл бұрын

Sir Winston Churchill Please

@citizenblu

5 жыл бұрын

Ayylmao! Yay, Howard!

@Gavinosborne.

4 жыл бұрын

Let's ago

@citizenblu

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry, accidentally stutter-posted.

@frankgranados1755

3 жыл бұрын

@Jazzy he drinks water.

Me if this ever happens: *blares "Its The End Of The World As We Know It" by REM on repeat*

@nightwolf01

6 жыл бұрын

Literally me.

@ottogreen2749

5 жыл бұрын

5 days. Just enough time to remember the lyrics and sing along without stuttering.

@tracegatlin6307

5 жыл бұрын

HELLYEAH

@elisabethm6297

5 жыл бұрын

id hang out of the window of a pickup truck waving a gay flag and shooting a pistol onto the air, playing "highway to hell"

"I am not responsible if this actually happens" I died of laughter

> Threat is 150 light years away > Impact in 5 days lol, I don't think so.

The 'No Signal!' part made me jump. It was so loud with headphones

Time for North Korea to work their magic

@mr.floxtion2562

4 жыл бұрын

True

@rushboy9039

2 жыл бұрын

Our glorious leader shall command the western space rock To leave the great korean empire alone lol

This is literally impossible. 10220 times the speed of light would be required for the object to impact in 5 days. Which is physically not possible.

>impact within five days >150 lightyears away Seriously.

@zoescarborough6958

5 жыл бұрын

AmazinBacon Gaming its going over 1000 times faster than Light

@jakestolar8457

4 жыл бұрын

that's when I checked out. that's literally impossible!

Does anybody understand that if it is 150 light yrs away, we would not see it for 150 years? It would be over before we knew it was here.

every time i hear that damn phrase "this is not a test" i get panic attacks

Skipping over the leaps in logic when the NO SIGNAL sign appreard with the wight noise that scared the shit out at me.

This is what Trump made Space Force for.

@kyleojala9095

6 жыл бұрын

Noah Parker Exactly. Now all we need is a way to equip the space fleet with antimatter weapons without shredding it like paper.

@bigboi7215

6 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie that actually seems like it would make sense

@aviay

5 жыл бұрын

That jimmy kimmel sucked

2 words: Nuke. It.

@koopakhannel8103

6 жыл бұрын

Juan DeSantos your profile picture looks Mexican yet you think like a North Korean

@slug8039

6 жыл бұрын

Koopa Khannel That isn't me I mean Yes I Mexican wanna som taco Ahhh don't tell anyone that's not me

@danmichaud5506

6 жыл бұрын

I doubt you'd be able to hit something that traveled 150 light years in 5 days

@TomNJoshPlay

6 жыл бұрын

Juan DeSantos one word: shave

@slug8039

6 жыл бұрын

Just a Zebra Two Words: Fake 'stache.

Hmm... In every scenario I watch, these asteroids seem to know where every major city is

@michaeldebidart

Жыл бұрын

At least in this one they mention the asteroids are unnatural in origin

Lol it is just a speeding hunk of rock with freaking a lot of potential energy just poke a long rough pole thru it it would stop Long answer: the pole needs to be 150 light years long

After doing the math, the meteor in question is going 10,950 times the speed of light, or 3,282,727,415,100 meters per second. 7,343,252,091,759.13 miles per hour. (11,817,818,694,359.05 kilometres per hour) If a god damn pebble hit the earth at that speed, it would be eradicated immediately.

Although I give you kudos for a good effort, there is no currently known physics to accelerate an object like an asteroid to thousands of times the speed of light, which would have to be that fast to cross 150 light years in 5 days. Not to mention a supraluminal crash would never be detected or seen. Just a completely smashed Earth. Now more realistically, asteroids accelerated to near the speed of light would take a little over 150 years to reach us. Thus there is a slim chance either we can develop our own FTL technology and leave the Earth, a generation ship traveling hundreds of more years to reach a habitable star, or a shield technology or antimatter development to deflect or destroy the asteroids.

@creepergirl27

6 жыл бұрын

Deathstrike shut up NERD

@yungpo9853

5 жыл бұрын

Deathstrike You buzz kill. Don't ask questions just enjoy the ride.

@randomhomosapien9054

4 жыл бұрын

@@creepergirl27 you're just mad cause he's smart and you aren't. You probably aren't capable of understanding astrophysics.

Me: Five days left to live? *Starts watching AI Family Guy*

I'm going out and sit in a lawn chair and wait for it.

“This is all fiction, I am not responsible if this actually happens”

@thisusernameistaken.

3 ай бұрын

i laughed so hard on that part 😭

That's what I needed. Oh, that's not me, that's my nightmare fuel tank. I've gotta run the engine now to empty it by watching funny vids and vines. It takes a while, but it's summer. I can stay up all damn night watching Thomas vines

@joebrandel2672

6 жыл бұрын

Crazman Recrated yup

@MinutemanOutdoors

6 жыл бұрын

LET IT DIE

@ocularzombie6679

4 жыл бұрын

The EAS Ultimate Halloween is my nightmare fuel and i empty it by clearing my fucking mind.

This is just the "Without Warning" EAS Scenario, but a happy ending...

Nice choice of sirens. Thunderbolts are the scariest sounding sirens

EAS: asteroids will impact in five days Thanos: I got this :thanos: *snaps fingers* EAS: all residents thanos has snapped the asteroids away regular programming will continue

*about to die from natural causes* America: Hold my beer

Realistic Asteroid going 150ly: *NYOOOOOOO-* (burns up and turns into dust)

"hey were all gonna fucking die in 5 days. Anyways, continue watching your normal programming"

Alternate ending Tom: The following message is in the request of The White House. The missiles we launched have hit the asteroids. We have saved the world.

@AnAverageArceus

5 жыл бұрын

@Cyrsclin you are so correct. But that still would be nice.

That was awesome! This is a pretty good EAS vid! :p

Haven't gotten more then 10 seconds into the vid and have found the BEST line in all of YT EVER!!! "This is entirely fiction I AM NOT responsible if this actually happens" Warmest regards and best wishes, Michelle B.

2:17 >projectories are 150 light years away >impact in about 5 days i am confusion

“Astroids are 150 light years away” “will hit earth in 5 days” or those asteroids are traveling at warp speeds lmao

@Spectral55

2 жыл бұрын

Someone accideantly forgot to turn off the warp time option in modded Kerbal Space Program

Very good. Enjoyed.

Why do I enjoy watching this?

"I'm not responsible if this actually happens" (5 minutes later:) OH GOD IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD

2:27 unsurVIVable that was funny im sorry

i feel like we wouldn't be able to stop the threat of astroids going 30x the speed of light imo lmao

I think the "I,m not responsible if this actually happens" probably says that he's not responsible if someone uses and edits this to do a tv hijacking

jesus that earrape at the end

Activates EAS Tells everyone that we all gonna die in five days Peace’s out Refuses to elaborate

"Schools will remain open"

150 light years away and will be here in 5 days........ ok real quick for future reference cuz these are cool. light is the fastest thing in the universe. So far as we know nothing is faster than light. so therefore if something is 150 light years away that means it takes 150 years for that light (the fastest thing in the universe) to get here. Also note it is very plausible for such objects to go undetected in our own solar system. Having them originate from the kaiper belt would be a much more viable option. Not tryin to be a jerk but your vids are cool and thats one of those things that can take the immersion out of it.

Love the “I am not responsible if this actually happens”

*playing terraria* Notification on bottom left corner of screen: *an asteroid has landed!*

@FireBlades

4 жыл бұрын

well on the plus side, we could mine it up

@ImDarkran

3 ай бұрын

“isn’t it a meteorite? 🤓”

We were told to prepare for the end because there was nothing we could do, and we survived!

Everyone: nothing can move faster then Light Meteor: IM FAST AS FUCK BOIIIIIIII

Nice scenario. Only thing is that an EAT is used when the threat is over and emergency action is no longer needed

What is locking all doors and windows and turning off all heating and air conditioning units and sealing off packs do with doomsday?

The “No Signal” scared the shit out of me

***150 light years away*** 2 seconds later... ***IT'S GONNA HIT US IN 5 DAYS***

President: These [unintelligible] are 150 light-years away from Earth. They are expected to impact the planet within the next 5 days. Asteroid: *I am speed*

“I am not responsible if this happens” I’m gonna blame you if this even happens

*150 be light-years away* *Impact in 5 days* Yeah, unsurvivable is a fucking understatement mate

150 light years in 5 days? My guy.....

Quick tip. Watch an eas scenario when it’s nighttime and there are thunderstorms occurring. It just makes it 10 times scarier

@feathertail8996

2 жыл бұрын

for some extra spice, have astraphobia.

@michaeldebidart

Жыл бұрын

It helps if the eas scenario you're listening to is actually scary and believable

Did You Know: That there is more end of the world eas scenario's then percentage chance of the world ending in the next 10 years?

Love the Disclaimer! That's Brilliant and Funny As HELL! Nice One! Already Liked! And Subbed!

“School will remain open”

9:45 rip headphone users

@joshuamiller-le753

5 жыл бұрын

The Lion Gamer no shit sherlock

@Bitzy

5 жыл бұрын

it was at 9:43 not 9:45 so it still scared the shit out of me

@venangoproductions

4 жыл бұрын

Joshua Miller I turned my earphones down at 8:22 lol

@Thetastiestburgeryoucaneat.

4 жыл бұрын

*DEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

@KameWeeb

3 жыл бұрын

And that's why I didn't have mine on!

EAS: the world will end in five days. Me: *turns on an old my brother my brother and me podcast* Also me: this is how I wanna die.

it’s just a burning memory

1:56 "This is one of the most darkest days"

Fucking hell that No Signal message with the Static scared the fucking daylights out of me.

that no signal scared the shit out of me

This is not a test. ARRRRGH! SHRIEK! PANIC! HELLLLLLPPPPPPP! We now resume our regular programming……..HOPEFULLY………

NGL, this feels REAL.

Wouldn't you expect the asteroids to be heading in completely random cities in the world. Why are they specifically heading towards some of the most densely populated places in the world.

150 light years from Earth? Not a threat then

The best part of this is how real you made the president sound. I mean, he would make all those errors. The moon is a part of mars to him so good job!

REPEAT IM GOING FULL SCREEN! I REPEAT IM GOING FULL SCREEN!!

An asteroid atack is truly "un-servivible".

Everyone Gánster until the president says that the asteroid is unsurvivible

Yo bro said “I’m not responsible for if this actually happened” like it’s gonna happen

This is why we need Anti-Matter nukes.

The part when it said "gather around you friends and family and wait until the end" made me cry😖😖😖