Earning $1,568,658,989,523 by ignoring animal rights
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These moose had it too good too long.
They're making me money now and that's all that matters as far as I'm concerned.
Merch - df.store/
Game: Moose Miners - store.steampowered.com/app/25...
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Anyone else get triggered by the one railway that wasn't matching up
@InfraSolid
3 ай бұрын
Honestly he had to be doing it on purpose
@pedrolmlkzk
3 ай бұрын
Yes
@rakkersdoraya1233
3 ай бұрын
Yes
@ApocolypseChild
3 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure that was the games way of letting you know which rail is the center one. Every time he purchased more you could see that they all bought at once and the next click the middle rail would catch up by one. It's an odd choice and makes for a less satisfying experience but I think this is one of the rare moments where it actually ISN'T DFs fault. 😆
@starlightbreaker561
3 ай бұрын
@@ApocolypseChild nope, rails is the one system where if you select them all and upgrade, it doesn't upgrade until even, it just upgrades across the board
Thanks for checking out my game! It is really cool seeing it on your channel. I have been watching a lot of your videos over the last year since you show off idle and incremental games in a very nice way. It has been really good for getting inspiration for Moose Miners.
@thearkmecha4637
3 ай бұрын
You made a really cool game!
@soccpuppet4638
3 ай бұрын
when does the player ever want to only upgrade some of their stuff instead of all of them
@Triscraft
3 ай бұрын
@@soccpuppet4638 What if... Someone wants to make.. Mega moose.. Just 1 super upgraded mega moose. :D
@lingonstudios
3 ай бұрын
@@soccpuppet4638 Yeah as @Triscraft said some might enjoy making a super moose. There is also the possibility to have different upgrades on different groups of moose by using the control groups. So you might have your elite squad that is focused on mining deep to certain more valuable gems, while the rest of the moose are mining the easier gems on the sides and don't need as much upgrades.
@Bradok488
3 ай бұрын
nice game friend keep the great work
If you look closely each moose will pick a row to work down, so more moose means wider cuts
@noobyplayz2840
3 ай бұрын
ohhh
@jordanrayton7629
3 ай бұрын
They just go toward whichever rock is closest to the conveyor
@mean4276
3 ай бұрын
@@jordanrayton7629 They go towards the closest FREE ROW and they have to work from the first material before the last material so if there isn't a free row that is close, they go back to a bad resource
@SSZaris
Ай бұрын
You can also set up a control group and a flag and then define exactly where you want them to mine
"I don't think we have enough miners" "I don't think we have enough minors"
@infinite4809
3 ай бұрын
Your profile pic suits this comment so much.
@graylinbeaudry4651
3 күн бұрын
played a dnd game that had a bar in a mining town called "miners not minors" but it was only spoken so you were never sure which was acceptable there and which wasn't. to be clear it could have been "minors not miners" it was never clarified
As a Canadian I can confirm this is what we use moose for
@lIl-bs4oe
3 ай бұрын
As a Canadian I can back this one up
@NoahMcDonnell-jf7po
3 ай бұрын
as an Australian i cant confirm
@infinite4809
3 ай бұрын
As an Englanian i strongly disapprove this fact
DF not realising there's a upgrade Max for the mine carts and rails and instead individually clicking them 🤣
@Riftweaver1981
3 ай бұрын
he realizes that.. these games almost always have a max upgrade option. he just likes to click
@ThatNerdAlbert
3 ай бұрын
@@Riftweaver1981clicking addiction
I'm falling asleep from time to time, until i hear "I'm gonna buy more miners" and i wake up
@fluppet2350
3 ай бұрын
“Let’s spend $50 000 on miners” -DF
I could listen to this Canadian talking passionately about mooses for hours. Thanks DF.
My favorite part of this game was the button that bring all miners up to equal. Not enough games do that
Moose + huge circulsr blades = happy three friend (usually)
@fraserwiebe7177
3 ай бұрын
As a Canadian I can confirm this is is what we use moose fir
@jonathanramiro100yearsago
3 ай бұрын
@@fraserwiebe7177 i forgor DF is Canadian,no wonder why he's like this....or he already sold his emotion to idk what it is.
@fnaflover9461
3 ай бұрын
is this a htf reference?
@cheeeeeesewithbadmouseandk1044
3 ай бұрын
Spicy childhood memory
As a Canadian, I can confirm that this is what the typical Canadian production line looks like.
I just beat the demo. The whole thing. It took me 6 hours thank you
"the more we're mining, the more we're penetrating upwards!"
This is MINING away at my sanity lol
Watching those hardworking moose maximize profits in a gem-mining frenzy is oddly satisfying!
To see where this man has come from is horrifying , stardue valley to animal abuse💀💀
@mastereduimusic
3 ай бұрын
Come from? Df was BORN in animal abuse…
@user-kk1ue2xr2o
3 ай бұрын
@@mastereduimusic watch his first video then you’ll see what I’m talking about
Dangerously gunny is the person that can make a thumbnail like this and still make an entertaining video
Wow. Absolutely stunning video, DF! Keep up the great work
1:23 YT captions: "We'll buy another minor and pop that down..."
Dangerouslyfunny: every inch counts Most true thing anyone ever said 😂
@Isawthatbro31
3 ай бұрын
That's what she said 🤵🏻
"I'm going to buy more miners cause they're not that expensive"-DF
DF is an awesome yt he deserves 90m subs!
Moose? DF's Canadian is showing
"We need more miners" PHRASING!
I saw the title and I was like “how can this possibly go wrong”
I need more of this game!
@lIl-bs4oe
3 ай бұрын
He just completed the demo
Anyone else lose their mind watching the one shorter rail stay shorter?
I think I will have Tacos for Dinner Tonight.
@ExoticButters8783
23 күн бұрын
That sounds nice. :)
@Frau_Brotchen
23 күн бұрын
@@ExoticButters8783 I don't know why I commented this. Thank you for responding, I suppose
One of my fav KZreadr i fogot i loved this channel😊
After watching this, i played it myself and mined every ore in the demo
This title, with me getting an ad for cat litter before video is a funny combo
The reason the miners were moving backwards is because only one moose can mine a whole column at a time. More miners will make them spread out.
DF is such an amazing content creator, he never fails to entertain me
Can we get like six more episodes of this
He could have gotten further 100x times faster if he bought more miners
I can’t stop focusing on the one rail being a different length. Literally driving me insane lmfao
i like to say "meese" when theres alot of moose
Oh, they go back to mine the beginning because they can only mine from below.
Dangerously Funny and Mildly Infuriating with that rail.
I was just watching the RCE's video about this game
so when we getting factory farmed moose milk? or will we still not completely ignore how much suffering the moose's have to go through in order for us to buy one bag of moose milk lol?
Pls do longer vids and more of this game
no way it's the game from the mobile ads
Can you just upgrade that one railway in the middle? 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Me looking at his profile thinking it’s dangerously fuming forgetting there is his name next to it
@frid7434
3 ай бұрын
Devilishly Furious
Hi DF. Exploiting animals to make money. SWEET!!! For DF that is.
I didn't know his name was Dan
13:31 DF's real voice slipped for a second.
This game's pretty silly, I like it
I think the mooses need to have a gem broken underneath that gem to mine it so that’s why there going back to the pinks
Onward and upward! 🗣🌼
Please play more of this
There can only be one moose on a column at a time hence some move back to a free column 🤦♂️
Quirky balance to this one. Played through the demo. The speed stats are practically useless- everything's too slow anyway- so rails are by far the most important thing for making money by reducing walk distance. All the gems convert damage->$ at effectively the same rate, so basically only rail length and damage matter. On top of that, the saw speed stat scales multiplicatively unlike the damage stat, to the point that the damage stat isn't worth buying past the middle of the game. In the end, a sweet spot of roughly 80 moose and maybe 40 grinders doing the mining was right for me. As a tip- your rails/carts are more densely packed than necessary. Build maybe a third or fourth as many rails as grinders, skipping two or three lanes in between. They'll still easily keep up, but will be MUCH less expensive to build, and have the benefit of not taking so long to fill before you get your money. (Still, use the minecart quantity upgrade quite a lot- it more or less directly improves throughput, and even somewhat reduces the journey time since they can get so long. If your carts are running behind, don't build more rails- build more minecarts on them.)
@albytross8681
3 ай бұрын
This game is def cool but I think it will run into the problem of no real replayability unless more is added to it, there’s not really a point or goal to the game as you just kind of afk mine until you get bored. I do think it would be fun to see how long it takes to mine the entire map with no upgrades. But fun as in a going to bed while the game plays sort of way
Finally playing this game
This is how Canada minse gems we just don't want anyone else to know
MORE! MOOOOORRRREEEEE!
the moose only dug forward others went to another row to dig forward
what kind of fever dream is this game!
We. Need. To. Send. This. Video. To. The. Vegan. Teacher. Now.
Cleared all the gems in the Demo
Mooses! Meeses! Millions of moosen!
you must tell me how you found games like these
DF, I am in no way affiliated with any type of department related to the government. Since we've made that clear, I am going to ask you, did the "pile of minerals" consent to you "drilling a giant chasm" in them? I'm not asking for any particular reason, just wandering...
ADHD alert: The middle rails are constantly lacking behind 😢😢😢
ANIMALS👏🙌DONT👏🙌HAVE👏🙌RIGHTS👏🙌
"wonder how many I can get until the game gives up" - let's not blame the game for something that might be more on your CPU
i had a double take because i thought this game was out now.
Gotta love a classic DF video title.
df, you shouldn't drag them back, each moose only goes back if all the lanes are full. Thus if they are dragged they will never work
You should play deep rock survivors
You find the dumbest games ever. . .and I love it
17:59 average discord mod problems
Yep😂
We’re gonna grab another minor 😭 DONT take that outta context ☠️
you should play roboquest its a pretty fun game that is a rougelike game that i think you will enjoy
Where did You download the game from???
Bros voice is hell
What game is this
@plexii9154
13 күн бұрын
Games almost always in the description
"I have 33 minors in total now!"
This looks like a fun game, but the dumbest part about it, and why I won't play it, is bexauae the stupid individual upgrades for everything. It's dumb, just put upgrades that effect all, all the time, even if it's new or just placed. Not uogrades individually per thing
The plural of moose is moose 😁
Or is that a short for dangerously funny
Now you have to go wide
You get paid for it? Dang.
🖐 I'm proud to say I don't use tick tok
He finally figured out you can add carts at 11:42, your not even paying attention to your ants dude smh, I was like look at them waiting for there unintellectual boss to add carts so they can drop the stuff, instead of waiting.
Not fixing the one rail that's shorter than the rest is frustrating. It's just a little effort, FIX IT DANGIT! q_q
i wonder, if you bought no upgrades at all, and just left it running until everything was mined... how much money would you have?
Did you know that there is a Mario cd😈
The one rail was annoying me so bad, if you know... You know.
Plz make a video on outbound once it comes out plz
purely perfect. 😗
Money!
Gigity gigity gaga
Sup Crazy . . .
@Frau_Brotchen
3 ай бұрын
Crazy? I was crazy once...
@illusionalperson676
2 ай бұрын
@@Frau_Brotchen They locked me in a rubber room, a rubber room with rats!
N8 is king
Average Canadian Game:
2:00 Epstein be like
ok now do the full game