Fuck I didn’t even think of cane to cane combat being a factor

@truckinNloving

3 ай бұрын

Just tell me you've never been to a nursing home. It's brutal in there...

@drpebbs

3 ай бұрын

Cane combat probably has been practiced across the globe to some degree but is especially notable in Japan and 18th and 19th century Britain. Dont knock a good beating stick.

@clayc5929

3 ай бұрын

You have a lot to learn, private

@jooseskeptik

3 ай бұрын

Soares, you’re late to staff duty. Report to the Company.

@bananavbs

3 ай бұрын

You know, if you let the ops get old as you get old, you might need this

Remember, switching to your cane is faster than reloading.

@matthewpriepke2358

3 ай бұрын

Underated comment

@ThrobinHood34

3 ай бұрын

Fasting then reloading the 1911, after you called all the kids at the gun store Sissys for caring more than 7 rounds cause "that's all I need" 😂😂😂

@TheStaffmaster

3 ай бұрын

A wise man once said: "If Gun jams all you have is weird club or fancy rock. If Sword breaks, all you have is useless handle and shard of metal you can't hold. But STICK! AHH!... If *stick* break then you have **two stick!** STICK WIN EVERY TIME!"

@hypnicjerk7696

3 ай бұрын

🏌️👏

@jonathansoares5454

3 ай бұрын

It was😂😂

The Grandpa Cane Artstyle is fookin DEADLY

This made me realise how big of a metagame cane-to-cane combat is going to be when we’re old

@joshuadrop6435

20 күн бұрын

The Kane fight from The movie up wasn’t just a fun sequence. It was a lesson.

Dang, didn’t even consider cane durability. I will keep that in mind as I age.

@ghosted9108

3 ай бұрын

Always remember your opponent will end up with 2 Canes if you do this😭

@zacksmith6568

3 ай бұрын

Might have to craft my own now

@Beer_Wolf

3 ай бұрын

Dementia will kick in by then and you'll forget.

@Chleb-rw7kf

3 ай бұрын

Because you dont have to think about blocking another cane with your cane

@saldol9862

3 ай бұрын

Maybe I should consider making my own cane at work using some round stock or superalloy tubing.

If I see two old guys wielding walking canes like light-sabers out on the street in a full out brawl... it will be the greatest moment of my life.

@JustaSimplefact

3 ай бұрын

A New Hope featured seniors wielding lightsabers like canes.

@LorenScott-ub2qb

3 ай бұрын

if you strike me down i will only become more powerful than you can ever imagine, carl.

@Royal_R3GALIA

3 ай бұрын

There's a boondocks episode about that

@xLionsxxSmithyx

3 ай бұрын

Give me 30-40 more years and that'll be me and my buddy.

@trippsmclovin

3 ай бұрын

Visited my 95 year old great-grandparents in a Florida nursing home. Was offered a blowie and got to see cane vs walker combat. 5/5 google review

I like that flashy little whip around he does before striking. That's how you know he's pro

@nw4042

2 ай бұрын

*a gimmicky showman.

I don’t think I’ll be getting into fights with canes when im 73 😂

@kalcosin8994

29 күн бұрын

You just won't be a cool enough Grandpa

People don't usually buy canes based on their ability to fend off a crazy old guy swinging another cane at you

@KD-_-

2 ай бұрын

Actually they do.

@disiesgroto1881

2 ай бұрын

By the time your an old person, you will end up spending alot of time with other old people - that either through failing mental faculties such as dimensia/alzheimers, or 55+ years of suppressed emotions and trauma, will start swinging randomly, especially since they know they'll get away with it. Even if they hurt you, what's going to happen? The police will arrest them and send them to jail for the next year until they die of one of their many ailments or just complications from old age? So you should definitely purchase your cane based on it's abilit yot fend off crazy old people. Plus, it'll have a good heft and swing if you turn into the crazy old person, so it's a good investment either way.

@oscarpyngrope7181

2 ай бұрын

But what if they want to have a cane fight??😅

@fatterperdurabo42069

2 ай бұрын

That's all too often their final mistake

@galiciaart

2 ай бұрын

And now they know better

As an old man myself, I can confirm, there is a terrible problem of people popping up and attacking my canes while I'm walking

@hueiehieiu

3 ай бұрын

Actually the other day i got jumped by an old man from the leaf village. Luckily i had just bought an expensive cane and was able to block his strike.

@TheAbsoluteMost4972

3 ай бұрын

XD I need an anime of this

@stoup7280

3 ай бұрын

AHAHAHAH

@chidubemumeh7907

3 ай бұрын

Cane on cane violence. It’s sad 😔

@mowburnt

3 ай бұрын

Breaks Daniels cane while he’s typing at stand up desk…

The only reason they bent is because of the wind up before the smash. Without that the cane would just bounce off harmlessly

Didn’t know grandpa was secretly ready to turn into a ninja at any point.

I didn't even realize old people with canes be out here having gang wars.

@wendy645

2 ай бұрын

That's because the first rule of Cane Fu Club is that we don't talk about Cane Fu Club. I've already said too much. 😒

@Warp_Speed_Studios

2 ай бұрын

@@wendy645 Where do I sign up?!?

@mangokraken

2 ай бұрын

They need to defend their territory. The picnic table by the pond is prime real estate

@GenericUsernameOfAll

2 ай бұрын

​@@Warp_Speed_Studios retirement home, meet français at the basement door and say "cane" then meredith will show you where the fights are. Thirsty? No problem. Bob sells vintage grape juice.

@Anihilitus

2 ай бұрын

And old ladies that still wear hat pins be stabbing peoples eyes lut

This dude is preparing for the battle of the grandmas

@Hobbityfus

2 ай бұрын

Well, he is significantly less likely to be robbed. No robber picks a possible fight, they only pick victims.

@trevorhirsch6734

2 ай бұрын

Good work on this one, buddy

@TheDuderealisateur

2 ай бұрын

More like he his getting all the grandmas

@markketchum5765

2 ай бұрын

What happens if you just hit the other cane without all the flair ?

@NahIdLoose.

2 ай бұрын

How old people fight ?

Nah this is my mom advertising her cane to the neighbors to hit their failure i mean son💀💀

Ah yes the cane, a weapon for massive destruction...

I have no plan on getting a cane, I am not even close to needing one, but here I am watching a cane durability test at 3:57AM on a school night.

@rabidbunnyinc.3084

3 ай бұрын

350pm after work on a Wednesday lmfao

@xMrMayhemx

3 ай бұрын

it's not a test, it's an ad and the guy is kinda cheating... for the test to be fair he would have to hit both canes at each other at the same point.

@JackDesert

3 ай бұрын

Reminds me of the cane I made once. I almost had it finished and was putting the filigree in for design. Bully grabbed it and laughed as he went to break it over his knee. Two weeks later he gets out of the hospital for tearing his knee cap off with a steel rebar reinforced bamboo cane. His football scholarship evaporated like a glass of water in death valley.

@LorenScott-ub2qb

3 ай бұрын

my dad didn't plan on getting one either, until he got a blood clot and had to have a portion of his leg muscle removed. always plan for the worse case scenario. you may need one sooner than you think.

@I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn

3 ай бұрын

I'm doing it at 11:37 P.M.

Bro told me everywhere im not allowed to buy cane, but never told me where good to buy cane. Now i am caneless with no options 😭

@allaboutroofing2

3 ай бұрын

These are Cane masters.. they have a website. I searched self defense cane and it was first thing that came up. Be aware they are $200-$400 for a wooden cane. Guess what I'll be buying at garage sales? 😂

@derfbinkle5309

3 ай бұрын

I would also check antique stores. I got an old oak one.

@nwerd7584

3 ай бұрын

@@allaboutroofing2 goddamn

@allaboutroofing2

3 ай бұрын

@@nwerd7584 that's why I thought too! Made in the USA has a heavy cost of entry these days, I get that, but a $400 wooden cane? Come on.

@handsomeyoungfella

3 ай бұрын

find you a bamboo one them things indestructible

Now I know how to adequately prepare my grandfather for self defense situations in the nursing home. Thank you Cane Masters!

I like the fancy wrist twists to build up the light saber full force.

The first one is actually best, it broke clean in two, meaning you can switch from your cane fighting stance, to a dual dagger type stance

@CelesLuhill

3 ай бұрын

But do you have a back up cane in case you need it for "normal mobility"?

@TheBlackCat1337

3 ай бұрын

from cane to Abel

@erikrungemadsen2081

3 ай бұрын

If your cane breaks in two, you end up of the curp with a broken hip. The bending cane is shit, but it will reduce the impact damage

@bryan-hy6ej

3 ай бұрын

switching from your cane fighting stance to a dual dagger stance is faster than reloading.

@averageegyptiancivilian7318

3 ай бұрын

Oh yeah, for when my robber robs me with a cane.

"Alright grandpa.. you broke three canes... can I go now?"

@aprilfooler758

3 ай бұрын

Grandpa bought a twelve pack jimmy grandpas gonna hit twelve now sit back down

@CrashNTheBoys2002

3 ай бұрын

“Alright grandpa, I just wanna put you in the retirement home already and take your property” You probably

@Evan_124

3 ай бұрын

​@@CrashNTheBoys2002 tf dude

@littlebeasty5839

3 ай бұрын

​@@Evan_124he's just mad that the canes broke

@tiptopboppo7300

3 ай бұрын

Jeez dude, I'm sure he didn't realize you'd be so sensative towards a grandpa joke. @CrashNTheBoys2002

His son is like "pop, I'm really sorry you didn't like my annual cane presents''

I’d hate to be at a McDonalds at 5am with two gentlemen swinging their canes around

I’m just imagining the most cinematic old person fight with canes as they’re swords

@artintovate4962

3 ай бұрын

The ending scene from "Up"

@Dani-fl2dg

3 ай бұрын

🤺

@Mae6902

3 ай бұрын

That one family guy scene where Herbert fights the other old man to save Chris

@deadicegaming5593

3 ай бұрын

I am so glad I'm not the only one imagining that LOL 😂

@Skopher

3 ай бұрын

Bro you got the same pfp as one of my homies

I love how old dudes are just young dudes taking themselves way too seriously.

@dixienormous2704

3 ай бұрын

Old dudes got that dog in 'em. They might have it for ten seconds or a minute, but they've likely been waiting for decades to dish out some pain. Heaven help anyone in their way.

@I-should-have-let-Trotsky-stay

3 ай бұрын

We're all like old man Hyo from one piece (sorry Im on Wano and can't get that shit outta my mind) 😂

@dixienormous2704

3 ай бұрын

@@I-should-have-let-Trotsky-stay Or Uncle Iroh. Or Stinkmeaner.

@og403

3 ай бұрын

When it comes down to it: dudes are dudes till the day they die

@I-should-have-let-Trotsky-stay

3 ай бұрын

@@dixienormous2704 fr fr 🔥🔥🔥

I can just imagen grandpa swinging at the other elderly folk in the Nursing Home, like just swinging that shit like a dame lightsaber

You've opened my eyes, I'll buy two.

The mandatory spinning before he hits the other canes is what kills me. 😂

@Drew_McTygue

3 ай бұрын

Exactly this!!! I was like... is the spinning helping somehow? 🧐

@Mezuki91

3 ай бұрын

Lmao I thought I was the only one. Maybe we can learn this technique in the literature that comes with the cane 🤔.

@BaneSIlvermoon

3 ай бұрын

Was scrolling for this comment. I'm shocked there's not yet someone arguing it's for momentum.

@Halo38

3 ай бұрын

@@BaneSIlvermoon Thank you!

@apiapi8444

3 ай бұрын

The multiple spins are definitely excessive but it is true that it builds up some momentum, you could probably get the same effect if you just started above the head.

Imagine some guy robbing what he thinks is a defenceless old man just to hear "I'm not the one in danger here."

@MrZero-er2pg

3 ай бұрын

Then doom music starts

@Spcbrindley

3 ай бұрын

Call an ambulance...but not for me!😂😂😂

@Kshthymyla

3 ай бұрын

I think the suffragettes also employed this fighting style. Severely underappreciated!

@marissac.chavez2250

3 ай бұрын

I am the danger

@BlastingXNP

3 ай бұрын

Robbing an old man when he looks you in the eye and says "this is why you don't want to buy canes from eBay" then whams you in the skull before casually commenting "took one, bent."

We joining Kingsman with this one 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

In case you get into a cane fight like you see everyday.😂😂😂

Never, have I ever thought I'd see a old man cane used like a martial arts weapon.

@not_averge

3 ай бұрын

This correct gramatically?

@MsJasperr

3 ай бұрын

have you never seen the caners that have swords in them, its the OG wig reveal of weapons

@gdr189

3 ай бұрын

There's an old English fighting method that uses cane's and similar, it's called Bartitsu

@Q75

3 ай бұрын

@@not_avergeFor the most part, yes but there shouldn’t be a comma after never.

@not_averge

3 ай бұрын

@@Q75 no like NEVER, have I thought

Bro is ready to solo the whole old folks home

This is the shit Dr. House watches at 3 AM

My grandma keeps complaining about me breaking her canes, but it's her fault for not buying military grade canes.

@dazeen9591

3 ай бұрын

Military grade means it's done as cheaply as possible. Those probably break even quicker.

@MelonMelonwater

3 ай бұрын

military grade sucks bro

@OnlyPedosCanTagMe

3 ай бұрын

Well dang. Y'all really comboed their ass with the Fact Checka Special💀

@Wudupbay

3 ай бұрын

its her fault for buying one from Ebay.

@BearlyBearrr

3 ай бұрын

Military grade is a scam label. Buy a martial arts cane

sry grampa I didn't know I would be being attacked by a martial arts ninja 💀💀💀

@Kynreevez

3 ай бұрын

Right, lmao imagine an old decrepit man just suddenly turning into a jedi master when he sees some hooligans on his lawn

@noahboady

3 ай бұрын

@@Kynreevez😂😂😂

@ryokosan1057

3 ай бұрын

​@@Kynreevez😂😂😂

HEY GRAMPA, HAND OVER YOUR WALLET. No, scratch that. I'll just be calling an ambulance for me.

I am now terrified of every old man with a cane. my sarcasm will get me caned

Physical therapist hands me a new cane *Starts assaulting the other canes* "It's okay I saw this on the Internet," -get out

@DJGamingBonanza

3 ай бұрын

"If you mean would i hit one baby with another baby to test its durabity? Nooo...thats not something id typically do..."

@Reival-o

3 ай бұрын

Xd

@dat_boiijosh4828

3 ай бұрын

😆

Grandpa feelin like he was in the 1800's with that cane

@vintage-radio

3 ай бұрын

gramps thinks he's participating in the caning of Charles Sumner again

@Ikigai_Composes

3 ай бұрын

read homestuck and find out about terezi

@Ydhtcmo001

3 ай бұрын

Dang

@Glaze_119

3 ай бұрын

@@vintage-radiohaha

@grizzdajester1995

3 ай бұрын

1600s

Grandpa is arguing w/ a random guy at Walmart and things got heated up... - Hold this bag, son

Mom!!! Grandad is starting turf wars at the home again!

Master Splinter as a human is insane.

@walmarttable34

3 ай бұрын

Savage 💀

If there's one rule my grandfather taught me growing up? It's always have a good cane because it has to hold your weight. If it can't hold all of your weight without breaking or bending then you've been ripped off; doesn't matter how much it cost. Because that's not a cane, it's death in your time of need. Because you cane is the friend who will hold you up when all your friends only still exist in your memories.

@rbrosdudes7636

3 ай бұрын

🙌that’s beautiful

@imdabigdilfdondodah5689

3 ай бұрын

I bet you believe in santa

@gameseeker6307

3 ай бұрын

​@@imdabigdilfdondodah5689bro forgets his loved ones

@geratustra

3 ай бұрын

​@@imdabigdilfdondodah5689bad person

@andymaciver1760

3 ай бұрын

Whaaaaaat?!!!

I've been in the dark clearly. You forgot to mention where to get a bad ass cane, you just shit all over every other cane 😂

I usually buy my canes from my local gun store. But whenever I’m hungry, it’s Raising Canes.

So are grandpas out here having sword fights on the regular? “The first rule of Cane Club is we don’t talk about Cane Club.”

@reedkuhne5250

3 ай бұрын

Well you broke your own rule

@axltxl

3 ай бұрын

You had one rule, Chris... You had one rule. 😂

@dracarti_13

3 ай бұрын

What's the first rule Chris?

@davecoop9579

3 ай бұрын

You'll never really know...

My parents taking notes for when I fail my next Spanish test:

@THERHINOFORZA4

3 ай бұрын

💀

@emmanuelkupec2545

3 ай бұрын

Nope, they are looking for the chancla.

@RyleyRobinson

3 ай бұрын

Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school And they take Spanish and get a B

Nursing home beef gonna be handled on a new level

I don’t think grandpa is out there pulling Jiujitsu moves in the streets but I’ll recommend this to him

I can't help but imagine 2 old men fighting on an equal level with canes in the middle of the street as if it's a sword duel

@bewareofsasquatch

3 ай бұрын

I was curious about that. So searched on here to see if I can find one. I found one with “Old man and old woman fight with canes” and they’re fighting on side walk. The old man’s cane actually bent like in this video. 😂

@krystofcisar469

3 ай бұрын

We have quite good concentration of fencers, stagefighters and reenacotrs in my city - anything could happen :D

@keenanaxquinn5210

3 ай бұрын

Ima need this anime pronto

@gasterg.continent3118

3 ай бұрын

Britain fuck ye

@TarisSinclair

3 ай бұрын

It reminded me of a quote from a Star Wars Expanded Universe novel, I believe it was one of the Legacy of the Force series. Han Solo was already in his seventies, discussing a potential visit to Mandalore, and part of the plan was to see Boba Fett. At which, Leia smirked, shots fired: "What are you two going to do, brandish your walking sticks at each other?"

Store clerk: this cane is pretty sturdy. Shopper: but does it whack good?

@Tricklarock

3 ай бұрын

Me: but does it whack off?

@observer1906

3 ай бұрын

But let’s say I got in a cane fight…

@willwatts6733

3 ай бұрын

Store clerk: well… *whacks em with cane* yeah, I’d say it whacks well!

@AlexKeehr

3 ай бұрын

Yes

I'll keep this video in mind the next time I go buy my grandpa a new cane

Dude brings a cane to a gun fight.

I can already imagine the retirement homes having underground dogfights with old people whacking eachother with canes using the canetempo technique 😭

@jaqenhghar764

3 ай бұрын

Canerate

@Archiver_Studio

3 ай бұрын

​@@jaqenhghar764IN THE RING WE'VE GOT GERTRUDE THE DEVOURER WITH HER STEEL CANE AND WE'VE GOT SAMUEL THE CRUSHER WITH HIS COPPER CANE WHO WILL WIN THIS ROUND!? 🤣🤣🤣

@braydenoid293

3 ай бұрын

Can't talk about fight club if you don't remember fight club

But now your opponent has two canes.

@numnut1516

3 ай бұрын

And they are sharp!

@Btterffgrdy

3 ай бұрын

But now your opponent can’t stand😭😭

@anonandoff4751

3 ай бұрын

In walks old zoro with three

@TheSilasExperiment

3 ай бұрын

But yours is twice as long so you have AOE advantage

@100GTAGUY

3 ай бұрын

​@@Btterffgrdy they can take a knee (or two) and use em as arm crutches to swing attack their opponents legs though

Looks like grandpa's cane got a Pack-A-Punch upgrade

‘Come on down, everyone, young and old, for the Great Cane Fight’!

Question 1: Don’t by Ebay canes because… A. They’re structurally unsound B. You would not win the senior citizen battle royale

@onyxdragon1179

3 ай бұрын

C. All of the above.

@catalyst429

3 ай бұрын

yeah apparently strong canes aren't allowed to be listed for sale on there 🤣

@blove9415

3 ай бұрын

B

@JuanJDumeP

3 ай бұрын

B

@greggutman5863

3 ай бұрын

Gramps hitting the griddy and a skibbide toilet on them afterwards is the world we can all strive for

When there’s one jello left on the nursing home food cart:

@Leuhim

3 ай бұрын

👴: "And this, is why you don't want to take the last jello"

@leviyitzchakdayan7129

3 ай бұрын

"They don't know I know this trick" 💀

This is what I've needed all my life. My super hero name will be: "Raising Canes!"

Bro has Ben waiting for this moment forever

"This is a cane, it can be broken with a cane"

@brunoscotto4549

3 ай бұрын

I see what you did there ;)

@KEDAMONO.

3 ай бұрын

Master Cane 607pi

@chuyees

3 ай бұрын

mcnally

@jasonebat1074

3 ай бұрын

​@@chuyees Shhhh, keep it covert

@alittleantidote5852

3 ай бұрын

Hahaha read it in the voice and everything 😂

Imagine 2 older gentlemen having an argument. And suddenly they bust out their durable AF canes and a battle stance.

@jonathanchu8851

3 ай бұрын

They be like “may thy knife chip and shatter”

@ThePersuasiveParrot

3 ай бұрын

"Never should have come here!" *Combat music begins*

@wosamosman9814

3 ай бұрын

One of them definitely would fall straight to the ground 😂😂😂

@mattl7886

3 ай бұрын

The canes light up and hum like light sabers. 😆

@illusion5739

3 ай бұрын

Imagine they start shouting named attacks and exchange profound argument

I dont rhink my grandpa plans to face off against any ninja grandpas

You know your going senile when you start swinging a cane like a nunchuck

As a mechanical engineer this pisses me off because the mechanics of a stick being struck in the middle versus it’s end are extremely different. That’s why it’s so easy to snap a stick in half the first time but it gets harder with each successive break as the stick becomes shorter. There’s less leverage when your strike point is nearer to the end

@toastrecon

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, I picked up on that, too. “This is why you don’t buy canes from some dude on KZread” 😂

@sttigerc

3 ай бұрын

Came here to mention the same thing

@Traumglanz

3 ай бұрын

Indeed, as someone who dabbled for a bit into cane fighting and hema fencing it does piss me off even more, because not only is it idiotic from a mechanical perspective, it makes no sense at all from a practical one too.

@doruneda7040

3 ай бұрын

This guy was in the advertising campaign of Nikola.

@CrabJelly5225

3 ай бұрын

Thank you! No normal cane is getting hit in the middle with another cane. I’ve smacked enough with my cane (including my sister when she punches me) to know that it hurts and isn’t going to break if I need to defend myself.

Bro's defending himself at the retirement home 💀

@BenDover-bd4hg

3 ай бұрын

Bingo nights can get brutal man

@LobsterMoment920

3 ай бұрын

Bingo night gonna go crazy with this technique.

@dux5525

3 ай бұрын

They do get crazy at retirement homes

@KeyClavis

3 ай бұрын

Nah. Defending himself from those druggies who wanna steal his wallet.

@OEDODRAGON

3 ай бұрын

Is it a retirement home, or a retirement camp? x)

If end of the world is near and all you have is a cane. Thank me later.

The logo kills me already.. I'm definitely going to spar with my buddies in the park over the new widow when I'm retired 😂

I suddenly want a video game that’s just seniors fighting with canes

@henriqueorro

3 ай бұрын

Try Bloodborne

@andresvelazquez5922

3 ай бұрын

Try the game "Just Die Already"

@LorenScott-ub2qb

3 ай бұрын

your right. their just aren't enough video games starring old people. it might be kind of cool to play a game like senuas sacrifice about a n old person forgetting their meds.

@atk9k619

3 ай бұрын

Mortal combat: congress edition😂

@Sheamu5

3 ай бұрын

One with a walker, amigo, that knee cart, crutches.

This must be what Brooks felt like hitting Sumner

@muscularclassrepresentativ5663

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@IssaccGilmore-hy8vj

2 ай бұрын

It's only funny cus I get it

@eliezermercado7422

2 ай бұрын

💀🎸

@shadowlucario7125

2 ай бұрын

Im from sc and have a friend from Massachusetts. This "fun fact" comes up a lot as jokes.

@Semag135

2 ай бұрын

@@eliezermercado7422yo ho ho

Those parking lot cane duels are going to be something else

That kid definitely looks like he wants to be there right now. 😂

The new TikTok trend will be old dudes dueling for their life with their canes

@Yoriichigotswag

3 ай бұрын

will start making a animation on that

@emosaloanes4772

3 ай бұрын

Could be the next challenge in squid game

@F4FQz

3 ай бұрын

I would watch this

@RoyalLegend1000

3 ай бұрын

​@@Yoriichigotswaglet me know when it's finished

@BoringArtist.

3 ай бұрын

@@Yoriichigotswag I’m holding you to it

I want that durable cane for my mom. She's gonna be a fighter in the retirement home in 20+ years.

@chessiedominguez2033

3 ай бұрын

Everyone’s finna have bruised shins and toes

@billclinton1018

3 ай бұрын

Get her a samurai sword cane, you don't want her showing up to a sword cane fight with just a durable cane.

@TheReal_CoachCason

3 ай бұрын

I've got a feeling I'll have to do the same for my dad.🤣

@ldmtag

3 ай бұрын

I mean, if you hit the MIDDLE of a cane with your cane's END....

@ImOofTheOoffer

3 ай бұрын

Cant take care of your own mom?

This man out here secretly tell us about Old People Fight Club

gotta love how he has to do the spin every time he shows off the durability, as if it's apart of the attack animation.

@acompleterandom7360

3 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure he does it to gain momentum

@zerobuddha

3 ай бұрын

​@@acompleterandom7360 this is false, actually, simple vertical cut has a lot more momentum. what we see here is called "moulinet", this fencing technique is used when you need to deceive an opponent into creating an opening in his defence. there's no defence in this video, so it's just a visually appealing element of this bullshido system. If you want to be able to beat the living shit out of somebody witn a cane when you get older - just join your local fencing/hema club

@emmymoto

3 ай бұрын

it genuinely is part of the ‘attack’, does it to gain velocity and therefore hits harder

@sandormucsi9927

3 ай бұрын

I think because when you are old you cant move your arms so fast and he can gain more momentum faster by twisting his wrist than lifting up his arm.

@jesusirizarry4493

3 ай бұрын

​@@sandormucsi9927his ankle or his wrist?

Imagine getting into a situation where you must fight someone’s grandpa and then have a flashback of their fencing days, you’re done.

@jobistrange1668

3 ай бұрын

I'll remember my days training with master Splinter. An ambulance would have to be called

Beating kids with this qualitative cane gotta be crazy

Oh hell yeah! When I come of age, I aspire to master old man martial arts!

Instructions unclear, I ended up with a million dollar cane.

@grass5496

3 ай бұрын

Jesus! Is your cane made out of elephant ivory with platinum inlays, faceted rubies, and a meteorite iron lion for a handle??

@CallicoJackracham

3 ай бұрын

@@grass5496 Do not forget the tungsten core

@grass5496

3 ай бұрын

@@CallicoJackracham of course, of course. We must maintain the combat strength

@obiwankenobi7456

3 ай бұрын

no... i think you got the instructions exactly right

@salesp6351

3 ай бұрын

Can masters walking canes are thicker than MY snicker lol

Imagine robbing someone and all of a sudden they start spinning their cane and knock you out

@sameertokhi7443

3 ай бұрын

Bro done got hit with the finisher💀😭

@MeItyCheese

3 ай бұрын

Flourish for the bonus points

@MasterIceyy

3 ай бұрын

Hey bro, a stick us the oldest and deadliest weapon ever wielded by man

My man is out there raising cane.

I'll keep this in mind if I decide to be a Kingsman.

THIS is why I bought my grandfather a titanium cane. He’s put the entire nursing home staff on notice and they know he’s not afraid to use it if necessary. Edit: this is my dry sense of humor, not actually true

@IsThisHandleTaken

3 ай бұрын

yes it's important to assault the nursing home staff who make sure you have toilet paper and fresh linens

@Bethany342

2 ай бұрын

Well he definitely know you care for his safety

@Me1monkey-l9r

2 ай бұрын

Well u differently cane for his safety

@user-xs4bj8cs7r

2 ай бұрын

bro what happen in that nursing home?

@SVNT0

2 ай бұрын

@@user-xs4bj8cs7r shxts like a Clint Eastwood western

My grandpa got into another sword fight with his cane at the nursing home. He keeps complaining about it, bending whenever he’s blocking.

@JanDarkyy

3 ай бұрын

Sounds like your grandpa fighting skill capabilities are being limited by his gear, u better upgrade it

@meady50

3 ай бұрын

my grandpa really has a cane with a sword inside of it , not even joking

@JanDarkyy

3 ай бұрын

@@meady50 yeah but they dont let those canes in in nursing homes, so for a legal battle royal cane its better a high quality wood

@Floof_monster

2 ай бұрын

@@JanDarkyy don’t worry about it we went to a dungeon and leveled him up man picked up a stick and split a mountain

I actually ran into a vet in L.A. a year ago that owned a company making "combat canes" for vets. He had some bad ass designs (one was a chain link he welded together)

Rich people : let’s get a cane made out of diamonds

I never knew I needed a cane until this very moment.

@mckycalica4412

2 ай бұрын

Fr

@mckycalica4412

2 ай бұрын

we age

@mckycalica4412

2 ай бұрын

we old

@mckycalica4412

2 ай бұрын

we die… :(

@sixjhontongalamar979

2 ай бұрын

Bartitsu (Baritsu in Sherlock Holmes) made me want a cane. This video made it a necessity.

And this is why you don't want a cane-wielding gramps with dementia

@678friedbed

3 ай бұрын

as president.

@andyanderson2143

3 ай бұрын

losing the bingo tournament that your grandmother us finally winning

@soiledflapjacks1938

3 ай бұрын

@@678friedbedwhite or orange

@mindnova7850

3 ай бұрын

@@678friedbedNo lies here!

@idontknow6824

3 ай бұрын

Yooo I had one like that The nursing home had to take his cane away cuz he kept beating nurses and escaping

You get the mega ultra weapons grade cane when you yell "get off my lawn" a million times.

If my grandpa starts swinging a cane, all bets are off, he’s going into isolation at the old peoples’ home. We took away your car, granpappy, we’ll take that goddamn stick, too!

My buddy was injured in the military. He had to walk with a cane for six months via his doctor. So I got him a hidden cane sword from and went all out and had it personalized as well to boost him up. My buddy LOVED that cane. He has it in his weapon safe after his recovery. Lol

@freerun_dragon

3 ай бұрын

Where'd you get it? How much💰?

@michaelmartin2262

3 ай бұрын

@freerun_dragon I believe it was off Cold Steel's website. I remember I paid around 200 for the one for my buddy, but their price range goes from 40-200 as of now. They have some more options now from what I remember.

@laxthebarsmith6951

3 ай бұрын

W HOMIE

@Quietobserver9

3 ай бұрын

W

@Yarkoonian

3 ай бұрын

Great friend move.

Man, if I ever get into a situation where a _self-defense cane_ seems like a good idea I'll get a damn cane sword.

@xega2038

2 ай бұрын

Those are a pain usually because you have to either unscrew it to get the sword out which takes forever, it's a friction seal/lock that could stop sealing, or the handle is just too uncomfortable of a shape or size to effectively use the sword

@Zankaroo

2 ай бұрын

@@xega2038 Also they are considered a concealed weapon and flat out not legal in many states. And a concealed firearm permit does not cover concealed blades.

@JohnBLZ

2 ай бұрын

first off, it's illegal in most countries (concealed weapon). And every cane is already a hammer cane. The handle has all the blunt force you need. You want a derby grip though, not this round handle.

@Zankaroo

2 ай бұрын

@@JohnBLZ I mean if you really wanted to you could just have a war hammer head for the handle lol. Just have it shaped a little better to fit as a handle.

Me rolling up to the yard at the old folks home with my Amazon cane while this video haunts me.

It must be really tough in the nursing homes if they using canes as swords 😂

Ahhhh yes, im just going to have a fucking cane fight with someone on the street

@Mari77788

3 ай бұрын

never bring your ebay cane to a canefight

@picolascage2449

3 ай бұрын

En garde! 👴🏻 🤺

@MrWilderNapalm

3 ай бұрын

Well we are an aging population. Anti Cane movement is forming at the DNC.

@Bob...-yt5fy

3 ай бұрын

Sounds like a brittish thing😂

What you're looking for is a sword. A cane is designed to hold weight vertically, not horizontally.

@Si74l0rd

2 ай бұрын

I use seasoned hazel, about as thick as my thumb, and you can get deflection of about 12 inches on a 40 inch cane, without any cracking or permanent deformation. The energy it releases when it comes back from that much deflection is ridiculous. No way it would break from a blow with another piece of wood though. I doubt a heavy wrecking bar would be able to snap it, if employed in the same fashion as this video. If it were locked into clamps t'd just bend and fire the wrecking bar back in the opposite direction. That's the difference between using well seasoned hardwood, and cheap softwoods. My cane can take all 200lb of my weight and only deflect a few tenths of an inch while doing so. It takes a significant amount of force to bend it, much like a bow stave. Hazel and yew are fantastically elastic woods.

@jakethepeasant

2 ай бұрын

​@@Si74l0rd on the topic of bow staves, a lot of people don't realise you generally want the hardest, stiffest wood possible as long as it is tough and not brittle, for a bow wood. Qualities that align with those of a cane apparently!

@travismarx2800

2 ай бұрын

Shillelagh

@janelee-xt1xs

2 ай бұрын

that is rattan few decades old at least and from dense rainforest jungle. It is hard dense heavy and flexible. Wouldnt recommend to old people that need to use cane to walk as it is heavy.

@Aidar77

2 ай бұрын

So it is better to have a cane with a sword in it.