I fear no man „Buff barbarian rentooki“ But that thing It scares me

@heysiri3327

Жыл бұрын

I fear no man But that thing It scares me

@Tizzie137

Жыл бұрын

@@heysiri3327 thanks for the correction

@RoboMuskVsLizardZuckerberg

Жыл бұрын

-heavy artificer guy

@modmaniamadness713

Жыл бұрын

meet the pyro

@strangesans5402

Жыл бұрын

Me and and my party practically forced our DM to make buff janitor with a gun a thing, the story my character, a bard lit a tavern on fire and payed the janitor to get out, then I was caught, very peacefully I might add, and while I was in jail thee janitor broke in with a gun

“Look at it and tell me there’s a god” 😂😂😂 such a raw line I love it.

@SpruceBunbo

Жыл бұрын

"You need to teach him some moral values" "LOOK AT HIM AND TELL ME THERES A GOD" "He made me in his own image:)x

@nightflame69

Жыл бұрын

Beat me to it!

“Look at it and tell me there’s a god” *”that thing is f-ing god”*

@thekettle3534

Жыл бұрын

That's what it's doing its not actually god.

@crix_b1047

Жыл бұрын

By what species we have on Earth (example human sized marsupial rabbit on steroids) and the genetical engineering the human boredom could use...

@unfusedmolecule1649

Жыл бұрын

@@thekettle3534 🤨

@dux5525

Жыл бұрын

​@@thekettle3534 It's f-ing God. It has the power to have its way with God itself. It will bend God on his knee, and there is nothing God can do about it. It haunts God, it is what God fears most.

@The_cestelin_Holland

Жыл бұрын

​@@dux5525 hahahahahaha

If that teehee had been "honk"..... Homestuck war flashbacks.

@pnutbutr7065

Жыл бұрын

:O)

@capedchickencruisader7160

Жыл бұрын

I got goose bumps when he said it because my had been because of a storm

Great more nightmare fuel. Also I am imagine them having a spaceship that looks like clown car.

@creater20225

Жыл бұрын

they better

@Deckape75

Жыл бұрын

Or better... it is an actual tiny clown car with a dimensional space interior..

@patricklyons794

Жыл бұрын

A steampunk clown car that is bigger on the inside.

@madhattergodess

Жыл бұрын

@@Deckape75 clown car tardis. I am surprised we have not received that in dr.who

"Look at it and tell me theres a god" There is, I seem to be looking at it XD!

@blessedwolfNotAFurry

Жыл бұрын

I just laughed megolovania

@Plasmagon99

Жыл бұрын

Golden Bedoof begs to differ

" he made me in his own image" The panda

Killer klowns from outer space is my favorite b rated movie. It’s so enjoyable

@SCP-682_Keter

Жыл бұрын

Well now hold on a minute you were one K away from that being a completely different topic

@WhimWearsBlue

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I watched it a while back, it’s a really great movie 10/10 would recommend

@Mcboogler

Жыл бұрын

I haven't seen it in closing in on 40 years, but I seem to remember the big bad being beaten by popping his nose with the needle from a badge. As a child, that was very relatable, and made perfect sense, but looking back... I'm like, "WTF? That can't be how it ended."

@TheStrangr2112

Жыл бұрын

I loved that movie so much that after I watched it I immediately went and learned the theme song on guitar

@shdwfx40001

Жыл бұрын

Not disparaging just making a slight terminology. It wouldn't be B-ratee but B-list. It's just a terminology thing. Mostly because it's rated R but a B-list. Just for clarity.

I saw gnome vent, vote him out!

@Klinara

Жыл бұрын

EMERGENCY MEETING!!!!!!!

@flakstoneforge2200

Жыл бұрын

Good thing im a dwarf...

@gvsparks1471

Жыл бұрын

Gnome was not the imposter 1 imposter remains

@andrewsheaser4358

Жыл бұрын

Gnome 3761-A or gnome 7561-E?

@flakstoneforge2200

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewsheaser4358 HOW MANY GNOMES ARE THERE!!!

“KILLER GNOME CLOWNS FROM OUTERSPACE!!” Screw it im in

@nanmon5263

Жыл бұрын

Everyone who likes this should get together and make a campaign

@nanmon5263

Жыл бұрын

Everyone who likes this should make a campaign

So I picked up Spell Jammer over the weekend. When me and my friends were flipping through the bestiary and came across the space clowns, making a one-shot off that movie was our first thought also.

"oh yeah it's hilarious

All of these videos in a nutshell: Therapist asks how he can help; the dungeon master says some complete chaos, and the therapist just looks confused.

dude, you are killing me.. these shorts have me busting my gut laughing

That... That's... it is brilliant! Write that down!

I so want to read an adaptation of your sessions and quests

I'm glad that Rentooki Island is still getting promoted even today!

Everytime i pull up youtube short i get this guy and by the gods its the most random thing ever lol

OMG...... (that was my initial reaction) I watched that movie when I was younger, and didn't sleep for a week

I like the idea that instead of a “teehee” it’s a clown horn instead

@starpokeheart664

Жыл бұрын

Why not both

@beastwarsFTW

Жыл бұрын

I'd set off music boxes.

How funny would it be if one of these when the DM announces the plan or probably the therapist just walks out then comes back shouting "WHAT?!"

@madhattergodess

Жыл бұрын

At this point he no longer surprised by his patient actions. It's like an American hearing a Florida man story, we expect crazy and just hope there is video. The only time Americans are surprised is when the crazy stuff is happening outside of Florida.

Gnomes ✨✨✨

I usually give my evil clowns the krusty the clown laugh. It has never failed to make people stop what they're doing at the table and look at me in horror.

"Kill it like the rest"

It came from the vents. Just a flood of them. They just kept coming. Their turned my crew mates into cotton candy, I barely escaped with my life. But the chant, it will stay in my head forever. Waking me in the night, cold sweats as memories my captains flesh's took on that awful candy scent. My god's the his gargled cries as his innards were replaced into such a horrible form. A hellish melody that accented their celebration, " Tee hee hee, macaroni macaroni". Oh the horror.

"KILLER GNOME CLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE!" Me: GENIUS!!!!

I just saw this, love the killer klowns from outer space. I'm interested

But yeah actually this is great. You have the party perform tasks around the Spelljammer to restore functions. Teehees from the vents. Shadows and distant honking. The scurrying of little feet as they trip you and throw face melting pies...

"What are you gonna do? Knock my block off?"

Clown horns and the pitter patter of gnomes running through the vents.

Spelljammer and rogue artificers is basically free license to recreate any 80s movie as a plot

"Look at it and tell me theres a G..", the fact you edited the end of the word out and just kept us hanging there, is the final proof that there is none.

Theres a funny dnd race which are themed around clowns and on a Nat 1 something funny happens and also of they fall from a high space they just kinda compress and make a funny noise.

"Tehe" got me laughing so hard

That like recommending subnautica to your friend who already is scared of water and all marine life and tell him to play around the homes of every single LEVIATHAN!!!!! No clowns eEEEEEEVEEEEERR

During his description I imagined circus music being sung from a music box. Like in F.N.A.F but tiny.

He just confused everyone with just four flopping words

It's oddly adorable.

Small space killers in air vents?... That's kinda... *SUS*

That is glorious

This is the turning point

Zombie gnome trebuchet like angry birds but after the dwarves

GEOFF IS A WIZARD AND HE HAS A NAME!

Should have made it killer ferbies from outer space!

“Look at me and tell me there’s a God" There is, and he created all you see and hear. Including the individuals who made that wonderful addition to the party.

First off, that little dude rules

Daw he's so cute and fluffy. *Goes into a rage and grows a foot* Oh shit!

"Killer Gnomes from Outer Space" was such a ridiculous concept that my phone had to buffer to under stand your reasoning... it needed more time.

Soon as he clown I paused it & said "I'm out"

Tee hee got me breathless

Just the “What at the beginning gets me a every time

I want to be in that campaign so badly bc killer clowns from outer space is like my type top favorite classic horror films

There is and he’s laughing from the safety above

The gnomes wouldn’t scare me. I’ve seen the movie too. Just hit them in the nose. Lol great idea man. 😁

K.C.F.O.S. Greatest movie about killer space clowns ever

I love Killer Klowns. That movie is awesomely hilarious.

That. Sounds. AWESOME!

The Rentooki looks like the only word he knows is protein

I once ran a campaign where I had my friends play through the entirety of the untitled goose game.

“Killer Gnome Clowns from Space!” Me: hey, I thought you doing D&D Monsters not give Danny DeVito a new Nickname!

Imagine the gnomes as the ones from fable 3 and their insults...

The party must pay for that atrocity. Release the goblinnado

Imagine he just walks out on one of these and we just see him sitting there, contemplating life.

*looks at the buff God that is a tenuki and gets the flame thrower* This... this is the stuff of nightmares it... it must die...

Okay so I never noticed this before but I have the exact same dagger that you have in the background lol

Colorful gnomes in the air vents that can kill? *_AMOGUS_*

Space gnome clowns some day I hope I can say I’ve slain a space gnome clown

Hey man I too would be terrified being attacked by a lawn ornament

Well I'm not sleeping tonight.

Killer Gnome Clowns from Outer Space is just the beginning of their punishment...

If it were just "killer gnomes from outer space", i'd bet this could be the next gloryhammer Song

I get big NADDPOD vibes from this.

And I have a concept for a dragon that terrifies even other dragons.

space clown gnomes? nah, Cpace clown elves

I'm 2 sentences in and I'm already more than willing to join this campaign.

First thing I thought of was killer clowns from outer space

Those muscles though

I gave my party a wish to help take down the BBEG they somehow got to the moon because the artificer made a rocket. And he also made rings were they can breath in space. Then the barbarian used the wish to “kill everything to die outside of the party.” So then they starved to death on the moon.

I was absent for a single campaign and everything went to hell. Two orc barbarians, a monk, and a paladin were the party composition. THEY WERE WIPED BY AN IMP

Yes I'm using this

That movie scared the crap out of me as a kid

First thought in my head was klutzy the clown

Whyd you have to remind me of that movie. That movie was the reason I was terrified of clowns as a child. IT didn't scare but the alien clowns who turned people into cotton candy sure did....I haven't seen the movie since I was five ish but the fact I can still remember scenes 25 years later says a lot

Ah a new fear killer gnomes clowns from outer space

5...curses and Spite live in each Gnome, this truth can't be ignored. The best way to get rid of a Gnome is to throw that Gnome overboard.

One of these days, hes gunna spout off some out his mind crap and the therapist will just say not today satan and walk out 🤣

Fun Facts: The Killer Klowns created for their movie would later be rented/hired to make the trolls in ERNEST SCARED STUPID (except for the main troll)

I thought a gnome was a mime for a sec and was a lil confused. Cus a mime is just a clown without props

Was playing Monster Hunter Sunbreak and my group was fighting a furious rajang for the first time. I commented that this thing was god like and my teammate said "he ain't no god." The moment after those words left his mouth, the monster grabbed a large chunk of the ground and threw it

The cold dark filled all the rooms on the shifts the only sounds that cam be heard other than the clicking if the buttons on the airship was the shuffling in the air vents. Out of nowhere the vents hatch pops off and the sound of shuffling stopped, the only noise can be breathing until another sound is heard. ???: Teehee.

Something funny about spelljammer is that if you push someone out of the gravity field they start to float aimlessly through space, and without flying or swimming speed they can’t get back. So a build that can push creatures effectively would be great. Like my tempest cleric/storm sorcerer build that has the combo-ability that someone hitting me risks being flung 10 or 30 feet away by a lightning shock… too bad I’ve played that build in 3 different campaigns now and wanted to try something different lol

@anthonycannet1305

Жыл бұрын

Btw the build is 6 levels tempest cleric + 14 levels storm sorcerer with one of the metamagic options being transmute spell. Lots of lightning/thunder spell synergy and the ability to fly 10 feet without opportunity attacks as a bonus action when casting a spell (could be good for getting back into a gravity field in a pinch). The specific spells you choose aren’t super particular because you automatically have Call Lightning which is the minimum I suggest for having high damage lightning spells…

@anthonycannet1305

Жыл бұрын

Just be sure when taking sorcerer spells that you don’t take too many spells you could’ve taken as cleric spells because you can’t change your sorcerer spells very often but you can change your cleric spells every day

I'm doing a adventurers school campaign. The bbeg is manipulating other villains to weaken the school and make future adventurers less competent. The first villain is a pennywise like Ronald McDonald that is turning people into clowns by feading them fast food filled with clown parasites and made from killed students.

ok kill gnome clones goes down in the books and buff rentooki that is just gold

Okay now this one's my favorites

@thomashurst6863

Жыл бұрын

It would be funny to see that and also terrifying I know somebody sit in the corner after that

@thomashurst6863

Жыл бұрын

Imagine it was straight behind you and you healed hehe and slowly turns around and sees it

Just bop the gnomes on the nose with a fireball and arrows and theyll pop like in the movie

This dude has it easy considering what I did to my dm. I got this spell called chickens of vengeance and if you have a feather you can summon about 25-30 chickens that are 7nder your control. So me and the party collected 200 feathers and we summoned a whole lot of chickens and sent them to kill the BBEG. They killed him and there was a big statue of us and chickens in the town center

don't forget the clicky clock of small ceramic feet,

*angry kobold noises*

The nips!!! Omg the nips!!! You can't unsee that hahahaha

Hold on.... (Leaves the deck) "You doomguy can I barrow you BFG super laser and your shotgun?"