I made another video deep diving into the contemporary sources from the battle to try to figure out what exactly happened that day- kzread.info/dash/bejne/qoxkrJNmgrLPdMo.html p.s. I am aware that Wallachians and Roma people are different peoples so stop commenting about it! If you noticed in the bottom right corner when I say the phrase it says "sources differ" because they do. Either Wallachians or Roma people sold the alcohol we don't know who exactly. (well than again this story is made up anyways so it doesn't matter who sold the alcohol, just watch the second video if you want to find out!)

@zephyrsaurus8822

3 жыл бұрын

Woah

@edmundthespiffing2920

3 жыл бұрын

Well that's a surprise

@AwesomeTheAsim

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@TheLolstyle

3 жыл бұрын

How to pronounce Zeitung: ts"eye"toong

@erikbudrow1255

3 жыл бұрын

Meh, I like your version. 😉

Officer:"Ma'am your son has died in battle" Woman:"Well at least he died defending Austria" Officer"...well"

@dukaktemuryaylg9659

5 жыл бұрын

jjahfoıcşshlfsapıfhğ

@GuderII

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂.

@korbilicious

4 жыл бұрын

Officer: "Well, yes but actually no."

@peffiSC2source

4 жыл бұрын

For real. That's the first thing I though of. Good chance a few family bloodlines were snuffed out in this clusterfuck.

@ahumanfromtexas

4 жыл бұрын

He died defending his beer from other Austrians

I want this to be made into a movie that starts off looking like a serious war movie but then just devolves further into something like slapstick comedy.

@charlesxii7018

2 жыл бұрын

Id love that bro.

@muslimcyberarmybangladeshm2884

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 me too

@TALK-is1qd

2 жыл бұрын

kind of a meme war movie...i love that

@themoocow7718

2 жыл бұрын

That’s sounds amazing.

@theonlygoodlookinghabsburg2081

2 жыл бұрын

It would make for a great satire novel (or play).

Whoever yelled "Turcii!" did some fatal trolling

@rattanakun6835

2 ай бұрын

💀

@barbadoskado2769

Ай бұрын

Local romanians trolling invading austrians

"The biggest battle one can fight is the battle against yourself " Austria: And I took that seriously

Plot twist, the alcohol was sold by the ottomans themselves.

@schurup2994

5 жыл бұрын

200 IQ then

@linguisiclion26lion70

4 жыл бұрын

@@schurup2994 😂😂😂

@silviasanchez648

4 жыл бұрын

That wouldn't surprise me.

@aleksandarvil5718

4 жыл бұрын

*TRICKSTER 100*

@kagifilms5661

4 жыл бұрын

well...was selled by some Wallachians and Wallachia was part of the Ottoman Empire....so maybe YES

Austrians: yo Ottoman, wanna peace already? Ottoman: Peace? we didn't fight yet! Austrians: we didn't ?!?

@muhammaddhafa6986

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@Nilvolentibusje

3 жыл бұрын

Austrians: heavy sweating.

@_semih_

3 жыл бұрын

@@d.watamate8231 lol, they won

@raz6446

3 жыл бұрын

@@d.watamate8231 lol blindly tell a fake facts

@MarvinCZ

3 жыл бұрын

Militarily the Ottomans lost. They avoided major losses in the following peace treaty thanks to Prussia which threatened to join on their side.

Fun fact: the town of Caransebeș still exists in Romania and it is very well known as a "meme" town full of idiotic fun things such as a prison being on a street called "Freedom", a bakery on a street named "Famine", a building crane stuck in the middle of a.. building and many more which i dont remember at the moment. Im not sure why but it feels like there is something in the water there or something like that which leads to such things.

@tibuflavius

Жыл бұрын

You are confuzing with the city called Caracal, it the 8th wonder of stupidity

@nadiahapsari3359

Жыл бұрын

So,comedy city? Romanian Ohio?

@Thoregor

Жыл бұрын

@@nadiahapsari3359 pretty much yeah

@bogdanilie3747

11 ай бұрын

That's not Caransebes, that's Caracal

@Thoregor

10 ай бұрын

@@bogdanilie3747 right, my mistake sorry about that

I like to think the ottomans were actually following them intending to attack but instead are wondering how to tell their superiors thst the enemy defeated itself

@witchflowers6942

2 жыл бұрын

im picturing some cartoonish scenario with ottomans dressed up like little old gypsy women innocently selling the Austrians some schnapps that they actually laced with hallucinogens lol

@markwarren4088

2 жыл бұрын

@@witchflowers6942 That's actually pretty smart idea!

@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree

Жыл бұрын

@@markwarren4088 The US Government seemed to think so back in the day. There were experiments to see if LSD could be weaponized to minimize or neutralize enemy threat, and it was even a part of a proposed image assassination on Fidel Castro! As well as... MK... Ultra... the... mind control... experiments... *Clears throat* None of it was successful... as far we know.

@tatarcavalry2342

Жыл бұрын

​​​​​@@witchflowers6942 Orhan Gazi used a similar tactic he learned about the plot of a Rum (Anatolian Greek) Tekfur (Jarl and Reis in Turkish) is plot against him something like a red wedding thing poisons etc. than he accepted the invite for wedding of the Tekfur is daughter then dressed some of his men as women with their faces closed also some men in barrels carried by horses too camouflaged as wine and stuff they totaled around 100 men anyways Rums accepted the gifts happily and were excited about the women as you expected then after entering the castle one of them opened a barrel and Turk in it immediately cut his throat and everybody in the small convoy started to attack and got the castle without even alerting the Rums outside. Then chad Orhan did not accept his meal and start accusing the Tekfur shit gone south Tekfur tried to escape to his castle and saw that it's already captured he killed with his men and Orhan got his daughter as spouse her Muslim name is Nilüfer Hatun you can google her she is the mother of Murad I

@domesticcat1725

7 ай бұрын

​@@tatarcavalry2342i ain't reading all that

Australia: I lost a war against emus Austria: *_I lost a battle against myself_*

@mafia_boss_neto

4 жыл бұрын

Confederate States of America: *Looks to the USA* So... Vietnam: *Looks to the now destroyed South Vietnam* Lol... North Korea and South Korea: Welcome to the club, Austria! China: *Looks at Taiwan.*

@gutsjoestar7450

3 жыл бұрын

@@mafia_boss_neto are you dumb. The case of USA Vietnam and korea are diffthey fought as separated states. While Austria lost a battle against itself. USA fought against CSA . United states of America vs Confederate states of America communist North Vietnam vs south Vietnam North Korea vs south korea If they fought against themselves it would be USA against USA etc

@mafia_boss_neto

3 жыл бұрын

@@gutsjoestar7450 "Are you dumb?" Said some random teacher over a joke reply. Thomas never heard such stupidy.

@svefngengillv3522

3 жыл бұрын

Americans and Canadians're true followers of Austria (looks at Operation Cottage)

@theimpalervlad8920

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

So this is what that 1% attrition represents in Europa Universalis IV

@robertketcham3672

4 жыл бұрын

Dan Dan when you instantly loose against the ottoman army in eu4 (basically instant retreat)

@joshfish2

4 жыл бұрын

Technically this would be -1% attrition actually, because the stress on the logistics, supplies, positions etc. Was done by themselves into themselves, with 0 indirect or direct enemy involvement 😂

@miroslavyordanov9611

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but the 1% attrition is only applied when staying on a hostile province while in this case they were in allied territory .

@apalahartisebuahnama7684

4 жыл бұрын

@@martinhorvath4117 even irl that's make sense, how can you properly feeds 100k soldiers with half of supplies available for example due to terrain or others? Ofc they're dying.

@sdsd2e2321

4 жыл бұрын

​@@martinhorvath4117 And a siege in hostile territory is +1% attrition, among many other modifiers.

The Austrian: "we lost the battle against the ottoman" The ottoman: "what battle?"

I love how after all this shitfuck, the war chest was "lost", pure perfection.

@grayman2749

Жыл бұрын

The battle had a clear winner.

Little known fact, several Ottomans also died in this fight. They died from laughing too hard when they arrived later.

@reiki546

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂lol

@abunaufal85

2 жыл бұрын

😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣🤣

@thofthe

2 жыл бұрын

Nice 🤣

@mikshalminatulus2352

2 жыл бұрын

My facial emotions be like 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@dragonborn3283

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

Biggest barfight in history

@foxtrothermite6499

4 жыл бұрын

But in the wilderness

@Alushta-xs1jp

4 жыл бұрын

fckn lol m8

@theemirofjaffa2266

4 жыл бұрын

It made an Irish bar fight look like a picnic

@rothbendeguz5416

4 жыл бұрын

Nem hülyeség

@Arphenonn

3 жыл бұрын

xD

The confusion the Turkish general must have felt, receiving letters from his peers congratulating him on the resounding victory with zero losses...

@laky25cz

2 жыл бұрын

I think he got even awarded a medal lol.

"The entire army, now fighting a retreating battle against itself" This sounds so absurd out of context. Hell, even in context it sounds ridiculous.

"The entire army, now fighting a retreating battle against themselves" has to be the greatest quote about a military action ever xD

@TopKekus-Maximus

5 жыл бұрын

Amen to that xD

@wiegehts1206

5 жыл бұрын

@Hungarian Nationalist big *OOF*

@notallthatbad

5 жыл бұрын

XD Yes, I almost missed that. haha thanks.

@sevithan9446

5 жыл бұрын

Nothing worse than fighting a retreating battle against yourself. You keep fighting and you keep retreating, but the relentless enemy is still upon no matter what!

@zeroyuki92

5 жыл бұрын

Well they said the greatest enemy is yourself. So there's no shame to have some setbacks in fighting the greatest enemy out there.

I'd love to be the Ottoman scout that came back from secretly reporting this "Good news sir, it appears that we have won this battle" "Wait, battle? What do you mean?" "Well, apparently we're fighting a war against complete and utter morons"

@Arelak

4 жыл бұрын

Hahhahaah! At which point the commander just stares at the scout and says: "Very good... Carry on with the battle."

@njeddie4488

4 жыл бұрын

@@Arelak - nah, more likely he'd say: "Damn! We're gonna be out numbered!"

@emperorkaido8539

4 жыл бұрын

@The Nova renaissance soo true

@dariushamirhashchi3007

4 жыл бұрын

My lord sheogorath,what are you doing here?

@SamuelTrademarked

4 жыл бұрын

imagine telling that to the sultan

As someone who lives in Caransebeş, it's quite shocking seeing a video about our little city:) It's cool learning about stuff they don't teach us in schools.Nice job!

@famueduyou

7 ай бұрын

Must be a funny place to live 😅

as someone born in austria i find this more believable than the austrian empire winning a battle.

@alcel24

7 ай бұрын

Eugene of Savoy would disagree...

@christiandauz3742

6 ай бұрын

Isn't Savoy Italian?

@Daxter250

6 ай бұрын

@@christiandauz3742 now it is. back then however...

Ottomans vs Austria 0 vs 100k *ottomans win*

@gfg1651

5 жыл бұрын

i think its still an Austrian win

@joshuabrown2890

5 жыл бұрын

EU4 in a nutshell

@ladowski2092

5 жыл бұрын

Quality complation xD Turks op

@lite4998

5 жыл бұрын

Just like the NATO drill in Norway earlier this year. They were fighting against an imaginary Russian invasion... and lost a cruiser.

@maksymcazymir1727

5 жыл бұрын

@@lite4998 Russia almost always wins :D

Napoleon: I defeated the Austrians despite the long odds! Turkey: Amateur. I beat the Austrians without even trying!

@nbewarwe

3 жыл бұрын

"I beat the Austrians and I didn't even know until next week!"

@julianius484

3 жыл бұрын

@@-Eisenfaust- Before that he got defeated by the Austrians at the battle of Aspern-Essling

@gontrandjojo9747

3 жыл бұрын

@@julianius484 Yes, but not in 1805.

@ibnu9969

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrismath149 If you consider jokes like this are offensive, I suggest you to stay away from the internet if I may

@rangeraider

3 жыл бұрын

bruh literally austrians beat up the turks

I seem to recall the British managing to lose a naval "battle" against themselves, too. An entire detachment of hideous frankensubs encountered a series of engineering and navigational difficulties, and almost completely destroyed themselves, and took a few of the actually good vessels around them along for their wild ride.

@senTien.6

2 жыл бұрын

It's called the Battle of May Island I think

@aprinnyonbreak1290

2 жыл бұрын

@@senTien.6 That's it! Thanks for the brain jostling!

@Grimmwoldds

2 жыл бұрын

Add "Operation Wikinger" and the 3rd Reich to that list.

@josephlongbone4255

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the K-class submarine: "Are submarines supposed to dive backwards?"

@bkjeong4302

10 ай бұрын

The K-class, subs so awful they could reach crush depth *while still at the surface.*

imagine being an ottoman commander. hearing this: sir sir! the austrians have been destroyed in battle. commander: what? we havent even attacked yet. did someone else attack them? yes! commander: who? THE AUSTRIANS ATTACKED THE AUSTRIANS. commander: dude what the fu-

@adanal3111

6 ай бұрын

actually in the ottoman sources there is no war. in the ottoman they just came karansebes and finding lots of loots cannon and other things. Ottoman generals think they scared us backoff rapidly and leave the treasure because of this

Match Begins: Ottomans join the battle. Austrians join the battle. Ottomans quit the match. Ottomans Win.

@generalsmedleybutler340

4 жыл бұрын

you mean: Austrians join the battle. Austrians quit the battle. Ottomans win.

@stung39

3 жыл бұрын

Also Ottomans confused

@the_phen0m639

3 жыл бұрын

Ottomans : ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez

@ernisupriani9270

3 жыл бұрын

Ottoman won by Austrian disqualification Austria is ready for the game Ottoman not arrive yet Austria play with their own Fight between Austria Austria been disqualification Ottoman won the game

@nikel-

3 жыл бұрын

More like Austrians join the battle Austrians are banned from friendly fire Ottomans win

Muslims be like: And that's why alcohol is bad.

@redmenace5536

4 жыл бұрын

Alcohol is very Haram ma frend 👆

@enesarc3294

4 жыл бұрын

@@redmenace5536 thats true elhamdülillah

@FlagshipHistory

4 жыл бұрын

All jokes aside this is one majr reason why its bad

@spacedrone7819

4 жыл бұрын

That's why alcohol is bad

@tramachi7027

4 жыл бұрын

Yall are just cowards. Alcohol can be very nice and you can have nice nights with it. You just shouldnt overdo it. Alcohol is not necessary, but its nice to have :)

Turk Commander - "Send in the Schnapps" Officer - "W-what?" Turk Commander - "Do it".

the guy that yelled turks is the biggest troll in histiry

@cantutmez8854

Жыл бұрын

we do a bit of trollin

@thefirstkingdogo1126

Жыл бұрын

The guy who shot first: WE do some trolling.

When you autoresolve a battle that you have a 90% chance of winning and still lose

@arthas640

5 жыл бұрын

I once lost 6 fights in a row i had a 90% chance of winning

@Skoldpaddashell

5 жыл бұрын

Arthas Menethil on empire total war I lost a battle like 4 times in a row auto resolving that only had mobs when I invaded with colonial line infantry and canons. I

@arthas640

5 жыл бұрын

@@Skoldpaddashell sometimes I think the computer can be stubborn like "I dont care what you do, your ass is losing"

@alexanderthegreat445

4 жыл бұрын

Arthas Menethil Did they have Chariots or something or is this MTW2?

@musicalaviator

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the autoloose battle button.

“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting” - Sun Tzu

@napoleoncomplex2712

3 жыл бұрын

What if your enemy is yourself?

@laimolaphonglo4544

3 жыл бұрын

The funny thing about Internet is we can make anyone say anything _adolf Hitler

@napoleoncomplex2712

3 жыл бұрын

@@laimolaphonglo4544 Peanut butter wallow cake. _Guy on the Internet Just Now.

@apalahartisebuahnama7684

3 жыл бұрын

@@laimolaphonglo4544 Sun Tzu did said that in his book, tho existence of Sun Tzu himself is questionable.

@oerlikon20mm29

3 жыл бұрын

@@apalahartisebuahnama7684 does that mean his book is in question? Does that mean his inspirational quotes are no inspirational?

I appreciate u mentioning your sources and their accuracy in the end! 👍

"The entire army, now fighting a retreating battle against itself..." That's just a fantastic line.

Austrians lose to themselves, Australians lose to emus, I'm not saying there's a correlation, I'm just saying it's awfully suspicious

@AndrewVasirov

5 жыл бұрын

Both of these words come from the Latin name of South. The South lost the American Civil War and the Vietnam War. I believe the farther away you are from Santa, the worse your life is. Poor penguins, all they can do is go "wank wank".

@SaintPanzerker

5 жыл бұрын

@@AndrewVasirov does that mean north korea is best korea

@SirFaceFone

5 жыл бұрын

Panzerker That's an undeniable fact.

@AndrewVasirov

5 жыл бұрын

Well, without foreign intervention and because North Korea was more industrialized back then and had more weapons and people willing to fight, they could have won. Then the USA intervened, bombed the hell out of Korea, resulting in over 3 million civilian deaths for both sides. Around 30 million Koreans lived in Korea (both South and North), and 3 million died. 10 million in the North, where around 2 million of them were killed. 10% of the Koreans died thanks to foreign intervention. The US was more worried of its influence in East Asia rather than the people living in East Asia. The thing is that NK wanted to unify the Peninsula first. A unified Korea is better no matter what type of government there is. So yeah, from this standpoint, North Korea is the best Korea. It wanted to unify what the "civilized world" divided and tradition-wise, it is more Korean than South Korea. The language seems archaic for Southerners as they didn't borrow as many European words into their vocabulary. The country might be poor, but the people are rich because of their cultural heritage and behavior. They don't value money and aren't greedy. If I can, I would like to visit this country, it is one of the few countries that really looks like something else than the rest of the world. It feels... older. Going back in time, to the good old days, by visiting North Korea. :)

@blub0137

5 жыл бұрын

@@AndrewVasirov ..so unity is more important than a government that actually gives a f*ck about it's citizens. yeah, no.

Dear Austrian Emperor: Bruh The Ottoman General - 1788, Cansebes

@enesarc3294

4 жыл бұрын

Me: bruh

@JastwatchingYT

3 жыл бұрын

the word Bruh was actually commonly used back then

@batuhaberal

3 жыл бұрын

bruh explain everything

@haykalhakeem4473

3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of that time an American commander sends "NUTS!" to a German officer during ww2

@xiphactinusaudax1045

3 жыл бұрын

@@JastwatchingYT yeah but I don't think it meant the same thing

"Dumbest Battle in History: Battle of Karánsebes " people that died in this battle: "damn..."

@SheshadriK-os2du

2 жыл бұрын

Soldiers who died would be bruh'd their soul out of existence after seeing this

0:18 for a microsecond I read 200,000 to 100,000 lol

Look, I'm not going to judge. We've all had that one drinking session that got a little out of hand and then you end up throwing an Austrian in a creek.

@Artur_M.

6 жыл бұрын

Party hard!

@stephanb9920

6 жыл бұрын

It is like all good french drinking sessions end with a revolution of some kind.

@Siegbert85

5 жыл бұрын

@@MLaserHistory *Roman emperor

@avantelvsitania3359

5 жыл бұрын

MacX85 *Holy Roman Emperor

@Siegbert85

5 жыл бұрын

@@avantelvsitania3359 Well, that wouldn't have been his title.

Moral of the story kids. SHARE YOUR BOOZE. Everytime you don't share your booze 1000 Austrians die fighting themselves

@arthas640

5 жыл бұрын

Better than a 1000 Krauts die than anyone touch my Johnny Walker

@13akful

4 жыл бұрын

The 1000 austrians would die fighting themself any way

@cnlbenmc

4 жыл бұрын

Or just don't drink in the first place.

@yobitchcantfindme5288

4 жыл бұрын

The​ Cavalry​ men​ be​ like​ :What? No!! I'll​ not​ share​ my​ drink​ i​ bought it​ it's​ mine.

@tramachi7027

4 жыл бұрын

There is no *I* in alcohol. The more the better :D Alcohol is better with lots of friends to drink. Its weird that supposedly the Poles didnt invite the Infantrymen to drink with them. From my experience Eastern Europeans have great hospitality and as long as you show them respect they will invite you to drink with them :D

that one dude who snatch the whole army pay : *STONKS*

One of the funniest and saddest facts is that the Emperor, upon seeing this level of astonishing incompetence, fell into a depression, convinced that the ottomans could not be stopped and died later that year.

@alanpennie

7 ай бұрын

Joseph II, he of the "too many notes" and trying to fix the sexual dysfunction of his brother in law, led a life which was both sad and silly. The Hapsburg Kendall Roy.

I promise I won’t get all political. *three barrels later* TURĆI TURĆI!!!

@shuhratkessikbayev8886

5 жыл бұрын

I could've sworn I've seen you somevideo before today .... Oh yeah that video with the the little boy who becomes a stormtrooper because the rebels killed his little sister via crushing her shitless to death with a giant air silo

@cartermiller853

5 жыл бұрын

Shuhrat Kessikbayev Yep 😢

@mistertwister6244

5 жыл бұрын

Commander Appo am from croatia it not turći is turci

@franco8010

5 жыл бұрын

@@mistertwister6244 in romanian is turcii idk wich one was he refering to

@Alex-sq4rb

5 жыл бұрын

TURCI not "TURĆI"

I’m from Romania and I can fully heartily guarantee that a mix of Hungarians and Romanians under the same Austrian management can pull this one off, exactly how it’s described.

@Alias_Anybody

3 жыл бұрын

The one thing all ethnicities had in common was a strong love for good alcohol.

@barnamarton4947

3 жыл бұрын

Becouse we share the same love for the alcohol. Țuica pálinka.. .:))

@lemmingslive3843

3 жыл бұрын

oh, no, it's much more. It's about Hungarians not wanting to share anything or living peacefully, about Austrians completely with their heads in the clouds that can't manage anything and Romanians being maximum satisfied when something is lose and spreads havoc. When these powers combine they can bring down Empires.

@laz5590

3 жыл бұрын

Yes , you are right , being a hungarian myself, now I gonna go and have a beer ☺

@laz5590

3 жыл бұрын

@@lemmingslive3843 You right also ! You can tell, I already had that beer ☺

Thanks for showing sources!!

Ottoman recon unit: Commander! I have a good news and a bad news. Ottoman commander: Bad news first! Ottoman recon unit: Enemy won the battle. Ottoman commander: And the good news? Ottoman recon unit: They've also lost it.

"It'll only be one drink. What's the worse that could happen?" Next moment, fighting Turkish spies in Austrian uniform.

@fasiapulekaufusi6632

5 жыл бұрын

@@MLaserHistory HAHAHAHAHA

@charlesjames6517

5 жыл бұрын

orlando kaufusi SPY

@fasiapulekaufusi6632

5 жыл бұрын

@rafi drink with polish comrades in Turkish uniform

@incumbentvinyl9291

2 жыл бұрын

*Ottoman

@panzerbumbum469

2 жыл бұрын

@@incumbentvinyl9291 ottoman is a nation, turkish is a nationality. The op is right

The Ottomans are such a formidable force, they beat you without being present

@adelwendy120

5 жыл бұрын

xDD long live turkey ♥ lmao

@shahidakhuhro3490

5 жыл бұрын

@@Nenmeu2 tis but a joke, young youtuber

@cantutmez8854

4 жыл бұрын

As a turkish,Ottomans were weak at that time so that joke kinda wrong

@saiien2

4 жыл бұрын

@@cantutmez8854 Well we defeated ourselves even without Ottomans being present. :D

@beezybuzyfamily

4 жыл бұрын

Long live turkey

I like to imagine that the Ottomans were spying over a ridge observing them, then watched as this whole thing unfolded, just staring dumbfoundedly at each other.

The Ottomans:Uuhhh...where's the enemy?

when you fail...fail in such a grand way so people will wonder how you did it

@heyhoe168

5 жыл бұрын

@@chrismath149 I'm pretty sure they knew German at some basic level. But basic was obviously not enough for military discipline. Poor knowledge of English would do the same disastrous job.

This make sense. In Croatian "Tuci, tuci..." mean "Fight, fight...". That sounds similar like "Turci, turci" ("Turks, Turks). For drunk Slavs "Halt, halt" can sound similar like "Alah, Alah:. If the story is true, this must be The Dumbest Battle in History. :-)

@adrianionut7643

4 жыл бұрын

"Turci" is the Romania word for turks :)))

@012689

4 жыл бұрын

Well if you constatly yell "halt" over and over again it does sound like altha, altha, altha.

@jakublaucek7747

4 жыл бұрын

@@adrianionut7643 It's also Slovak word for Turks

@MajorMasonGaming

4 жыл бұрын

Bullshit how does yelling halt over and over again sound like altha?

@012689

4 жыл бұрын

@@MajorMasonGaming Try screamimg halt halt halt over an over, it'll sound like althalthaltha. Kinda like alah alah alah but with an accent.

One of my favorite battles of all time. Learned about it from the Hinge Factor, great book about the dumbest blunders in military history. And so many caused by a lack of scouting.

i love this kind presentation. subbed + liked

"Fighting a retreating battle against itself." XD

@connerbaird834

5 жыл бұрын

That's Austria for ya.

@Aldnon

5 жыл бұрын

At least, the French only retreat against an enemy.

@maifa9922

5 жыл бұрын

John Mousseau never i'd live to hear those words in a sentence together

@johnmousseau6258

5 жыл бұрын

Gosh dang it. My youtube comment quoting the video is getting more likes than any original comment I've ever made xD

@kazaddum2448

5 жыл бұрын

Those are the hardest battles, man!

WHEN THE DRUNK HUSSARS ARRIVED

@the_phen0m639

3 жыл бұрын

Sabaton reference 😂😂😂 lol nice one underrated comment

@furkanindere3848

3 жыл бұрын

Coming down the wrong Side.

@keshavrao212

3 жыл бұрын

@@the_phen0m639 everyone knows sbaton. Its not necessary to write it

@the_phen0m639

3 жыл бұрын

@@keshavrao212 ._.

@keshavrao212

3 жыл бұрын

@@the_phen0m639 😂 dont take it seriously, just poking your nose

Wow, I'm from Caransebeș and I can't believe I never knew about this funny battle until now lol! It's incredible how history can be right under our noses, yet sometimes we only discover it later. Better late than never, though!

dying in a battle for it only to be labeled Dumbest battle in history one could only be so lucky

*_DEFEND THE BARRELS!!!!!!_*

@Bigsmoke11001

5 жыл бұрын

Listen gypsy, I'll take your barrels now yes?

@Pikkabuu

5 жыл бұрын

Hey. Alcohol is precious and even more precious when you paid for them and some stinking peasant tries to take it from you.

@christopherconard2831

5 жыл бұрын

Priorities are important.

@AceKiller9000

5 жыл бұрын

Huzzar!

@jimgritty7064

5 жыл бұрын

24/7 barrel watch has been set, several defence perimeters around barrels.

Match begins: Austria joined the battle Ottomans wins Ottoman joined the battle Ottomans: ...what?

@wolfwinter2024

2 жыл бұрын

When your Win95 PC have heavy lags by playing AoE II.

Interesting stuff sir! Thanks for that.... 👍🙂

funniest things in history: Defenestration of Prague Erfurt Latrine Disaster Battle of Karansebes

"The army was now fighting a retreating battle against itself" That is beautiful

@veryanonymous3630

2 жыл бұрын

"Sir, no matter how far we retreat we don't seem to be able to lose them!"

@streamofconsciousness5826

Жыл бұрын

A self inflicted Rout.

i served six years in the austrian army, and i really think this could be at least plausible. we did a move and shoot manouver, retreating after an ambush, with that laser stuff on the blank fire rifles - and in my 8 man group 3 people got "shot" while retreating ... even we had no enemy in this training situation.

@minhapchai3524

5 жыл бұрын

MADLAD

@achintyanaithani889

4 жыл бұрын

...how did you guys win against Suleiman?

@DrEichelpirat

4 жыл бұрын

Achintya Naithani The same way the Austrians always win: pure Luck

@ingold1470

4 жыл бұрын

@@achintyanaithani889 By building a more extensive dynasty and web of alliances than him.

@theemirofjaffa2266

4 жыл бұрын

@@achintyanaithani889 the Winged Hussars came to the rescue. Without them, Turkish might have been spoken in Vienna. Actually, Turkish is spoken in Vienna right now..lol

This never gets old.

"The entire army, now fighting a retreating battle against itself..." Is one of the best sentences I've heard in a while.

The best part would be the dudes who disappear with army treasury :) Best campaign ever for them.

@peco1551

5 жыл бұрын

That is called raiding the enemy camp, something completely legal in war back then

@AndrewVasirov

5 жыл бұрын

Everything is legal in war. Especially when there are no witnesses or documentations.

@abdullahsaad8825

5 жыл бұрын

Kelly's heroes of the middle ages ..

@arandomguy8771

5 жыл бұрын

Bartosz If I had that option I’d tag along with the lads with the money

@Katzbalger001

5 жыл бұрын

@@abdullahsaad8825 Middle ages? Missed that by a few centuries--more like Age of Reason (we are talking 1700s, not 1300s, after all)--but yes, I could see this being a set up to steal the gold! So, let's get that movie made! Kelly's Heroes in lace. Who gets to be Crap Game? Moriarty? Big Joe and Little Joe? Kelly himself?

Very well presented

This is why the Ottomans didn’t drink.

@kitkat47chrysalis95

2 жыл бұрын

definitely not because of Islam or Mohamed

@dblum

2 жыл бұрын

@@kitkat47chrysalis95 IT WAS A JOKE

The drunken hussars arrived Fumbling down the mountain side lol

@Angus-McFife-2nd

5 жыл бұрын

Sabaton? I see you are a man of culture.

@MrBigCookieCrumble

5 жыл бұрын

Haha

@Lord_Imperius

5 жыл бұрын

Oh thanks, Now I want to this whole song to exist :D

@pawenowakowski8498

5 жыл бұрын

@@Avatrass yeah and polish hussars were different type of unit than hungarian hussars

@bobmcbob49

5 жыл бұрын

THEN THE DRUNK HUSSARS ARRIVED (schnapps kegs, flagons and booze) gotta remember the background lyrics

Could you imagine getting away with an entire army's pay? I bet he's still laughing today

@roberthaworth9097

5 жыл бұрын

Had George Washington turned right instead of left when he came to a crossroads north of Princeton, NJ, in the late afternoon of 2 Jan 1777, he'd have been only a few miles away from seizing the undefended British Army paychest containing 30,000 pounds. But his army had done a lot that day and was tired to the point of falling down, so he decided that that was "a bridge too far". He took up winter quarters instead.

@vsync

5 жыл бұрын

Robert Haworth wow did he know about it before making the decision?

@dr.ligmahnutts2993

5 жыл бұрын

vsync that wouldn’t be very cash money of him to do that, think

@asajjy

5 жыл бұрын

@@thomasjayden8653 #recked

LOL, why is this in my feed? But also... FFING HILARIOUS!!! 😂👍🏻

3:42 We know something have had to have happened

I don't know. As a military veteran, I really have no difficulty in believing things could've gone down exactly that way.

@TheBayzent

2 жыл бұрын

Except for the Hungarian, Croat and Czech officers not speaking German, which is ridiculous, most citizens in those countries speak German TODAY without any German speaking Empire holding them hostage, thinking that back in the day ,their officers no less (who were mostly nobility since this was before the Napoleonic Wars), did not is beyond ridiculous. Now that in their drunken state they mistook them for Turks, that is a distinct possibility.

@johnnye87

Жыл бұрын

@@TheBayzent I don't think it was ever claimed that the *officers* didn't speak German - the story is that the troops, already in disarray & rout, didn't understand orders given to them by some German-speaking officers who were unknown to them. However, it certainly seems a little too neat, given the general lack of concrete details about what happened, that we would know not only that orders were misunderstood due to a language barrier, but the exact misinterpretation that took place.

@ellidominusser1138

9 ай бұрын

​​@@TheBayzent It doesn't matter at all if, according to you, which I don't believe, most people in those countries "after they were held hostage by a german speaking Empire" speak german today or not. I think you can understand that it doesn't matter to the 18th century if in 200 years everyone speaks german, it has no effect on those people in the past (unless time traveling is present?)

@ellidominusser1138

9 ай бұрын

​​@@TheBayzent also only a minority in these countries speak german even today. Don't just claim that everyone speaks german and was oppressed because you're a nationalist.

@ellidominusser1138

9 ай бұрын

By your definition the english would have been suppressed by the french because the nobility and elite spoke french and were under a norman dynasty .

People of Caransebeș call it "Bătălia țuicii" which actually translates to "The battle for Schnapps" .

@dominiklehn2866

3 жыл бұрын

Wait,if "tuicii" means schnapps, couldn't that also be what was shouted that day?

@bogdancondicaru7848

3 жыл бұрын

@@dominiklehn2866 țuicii it's a word showing possesion. Like battle's course. Nobody shouts: " battle's, battle's". People may shout: "battle, battle". In this case would be "țuică, țuică". Where ț is read with the same sound like zz from pizza. And ă, dunno... it's like a short "uuuum"... Similar, but not exactly. And the diference from turcii and țuică in spoken language is big. I hope i made myself understood... Peace

@dominiklehn2866

3 жыл бұрын

@@bogdancondicaru7848 it looked like it could be misunderstood to mean turkish... But i also assumed it tho be the part meaning schnapps

@bogdancondicaru7848

3 жыл бұрын

@@dominiklehn2866 yes

@aiocafea

2 жыл бұрын

oh but țuicii does mean schnapps, it's just in genitive case, specifically means 'of the schnapps', but the pronunciations are still very different even if both are in the most context-appropriate form: țuică: tsooy-kuh as opposed to turcii: toor-chi, trying my best to describe the difference with english-language spelling

Subbed because of this video. Too good of a story to ignore.

I appreciate the honesty about the credibility of the accuracy of the story towards the end. I'm still going to choose to believe the story as it was told though 😄

Imagine being the guys that sold them the alcohol and watching this unfold "What have we done"

@craftuar2439

2 жыл бұрын

Possible they are paid for this chaos ? ;)

@easyfizie6377

2 жыл бұрын

The seller was the ottoman in disguise….

@wolfwinter2024

2 жыл бұрын

random austrian distiller: where the hell is all the schnaps gone? corrupt cellar laborers: uhm, we have no idea!

@ntfoperative9432

2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist, it was secretly ottomans

@kirkobayne

Жыл бұрын

that's good schnaps

"... The drunk Hussars made up makeshift defenses around the barrels". Bruh, the sheer absurdity of that caught me completely off-guard ROFLMAO!

@silver1340

2 жыл бұрын

Not even making barricades for their own use, the barrels are more important!

@Skull.man00

2 жыл бұрын

Cam we talk about how making barricades as Hussary doesn't make sense?

@Harsh-tf9he

2 жыл бұрын

​@@Skull.man00 thats because they were DRUNK, they COULDNT think straight

"The greatest skill in war is to be able to defeat your opponent without engaging them in a battle. ... or even being present at the battle, apparently" - sun tzu or some shit idfk

I know I'm 4 years late, but that's the fire from Rust. 0:52

Just think of how confused the Turks were when they found the camp afterwards...

@olvustin6671

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my Allah! This is why we couldn't find the Austrians 0-0

@ahmadfrhan5265

3 жыл бұрын

@TheWeeaboo ALLAH AKBAR *

@leodarksam6230

3 жыл бұрын

@TheWeeaboo More like Alhamdulillah! As Alhamdulillah = Great

@lemongraabtheforsaken1225

3 жыл бұрын

I like to imagine an ottoman spy/scout witnessing everything

@ahmadsherbeny5609

3 жыл бұрын

@@lemongraabtheforsaken1225 hahahah that would have been the most hilarious thing a human ever saw or will see I guess if it ever happend xD hehehe nice one mate

Austrian guy: *HALT!!* Other Austrian guy: Did he just said... *ALLAH?!*

@ferbintegabriel4714

5 жыл бұрын

Slavs: TURCIIIII!!!!!!

@Specoups

5 жыл бұрын

*TRIGGERED*

@emperorthylord

5 жыл бұрын

Another Austrian dude: fuck he said Allah.......

@arcm4210

5 жыл бұрын

Did he just say Allah? *retreating intensivis*

@curlygal9793

5 жыл бұрын

*H A L T*

I mean, they were biasicly drunk Polish soldiers, they could do anything, especially for more alcohol

1:42 that some funny shit

The world: you cant lose a battle if there are no enemies. Austria: . . . The world: . . . Austria: oh boy that ambush the Ottomans did last day sure was unexpected . . .

This reminds me of Spiderman pointing at Spiderman meme

@arnekrug939

5 жыл бұрын

Or this one guy holding a gun to the head of a copy of himself.

@PatroitSongChannel

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf 666th likes

@theoriginalshew

4 жыл бұрын

*Spider-Man

@enesarc3294

4 жыл бұрын

:D

frendly fire often hapened, in the Napolion wars the saxons troops got nearly the same uniforms as the austrians and fought for the france but in one battles both sides fired on them.

@TheAustrianAnimations87

Жыл бұрын

Yes, the battle of Wagram.

To, Emperor of Austria "Ez" Ottoman General, 1788

So wait, did the Austrian forces succeed im driving the Austrians out of the city, or were the Austrians beaten back by the superior Austrian forces?

@axelblack1799

5 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@perastotigautera1426

5 жыл бұрын

No.it was the otherway around!

@deaugh985

5 жыл бұрын

Id say the first one.

@niggalations4136

5 жыл бұрын

@@axelblack1799 Lmao

@danielchera9214

5 жыл бұрын

Right...the hussars were very elite. They especially show their mettle here.

Maybe the Ottomans used wololo

@MrBigCookieCrumble

5 жыл бұрын

Help! Crusaders are attacking our trade routes!

@tonmoyalam83

5 жыл бұрын

@@MrBigCookieCrumble These dialogues are imprinted in my brain till I die.

@Bigsmoke11001

5 жыл бұрын

Marco

@KarausTheReTeller

5 жыл бұрын

Laughed my ass off LOOOL AHAAHAHAHAH IKR exactly :D

@bclbthn

5 жыл бұрын

@@Bigsmoke11001 Polo

Truly following Sun Tzu “Beat someone without fighting

My teammates testing whether friendly fire is on:

Don't even try to call me if your party isn't at least this level!

"the chest with the entire army's wages was lost ..." I'm guessing 1 of those 10.000 dead Austrians was not that dead and a whole lot smarter then the other 99999 soldiers....

@ovechkin100

3 жыл бұрын

typical humans. amongst the chaos, some few grabbed the loot and ran. I mean, its pretty much a guarantee something like that would happen.

@Bigman-fh1fz

3 жыл бұрын

@@ovechkin100 smart

@georgemurdock7670

2 жыл бұрын

The hussars stole it to buy the alcohol

@jesustakethewheel644

2 жыл бұрын

Inb4 he was also the one that shot the confusing shot

@eniff2925

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bigman-fh1fz Would you also call it smart if a politician did this to your country's treasury?

This is so good

I have no idea why KZread randomly recommended this to me, but I f'n love it lololol...

This would make a great film, though

@LuanZeqiri1

4 жыл бұрын

Oh that would be great a great movie with comedy action drama etc

@foxtrothermite6499

4 жыл бұрын

Would be a short one though

@sarpwilliamkugtan973

4 жыл бұрын

@@foxtrothermite6499 not really just put some action scenes there and some comedy and it would make the movie one hour or even longer

@emperorkaido8539

4 жыл бұрын

soo true cuz this never happened before i think

@nerxesnerdorious2346

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe some Kellys Heroes remake about a swashbuckling and daring gold heist?

"Built makeshift defenses around the barrels" 😂😂 they really wanted that beer

@sskuk1095

3 жыл бұрын

You don't know Austrians if you don't belive this!

@a0flj0

3 жыл бұрын

Wasn't beer. Was brandy.

@olvustin6671

3 жыл бұрын

PROTECT THE BOOZE

@Bayard1503

3 жыл бұрын

@@a0flj0 The thing is in that area there is no traditional brandy... there is however a plum spirit named Tuica with 50% alcohol content...

@a0flj0

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bayard1503 You don't say! I'm from Lugoj :-D That's what brandy means: a spirit distilled from fruit.

only those nations could do such a mess over some alcohol ..you present it possibly the way it happens even if it didnt nice one mate nice one

Maybe the real Ottomans was the friends we made along the way.