Guy: Messes with cactus. Cactus: *So you have chosen death*

@MrTahart1

2 жыл бұрын

Cactuar uses 1000 needles

@6000.

2 жыл бұрын

The cactus falls into skin and digs into his flesh until his organs can’t function anymore

@death6650

2 жыл бұрын

@@6000. oi

@GR1MMR3AP3R51

2 жыл бұрын

In arizona killing, harming or cutting down a saguaro cactus is punishable by law.

@ConnerPlays360

2 жыл бұрын

*Dudeo was pricked to death*

me in the morning: goes to school and forgot to put deodorant. the other guy: 💀

@taxevasion0336

2 жыл бұрын

I would much rather somebody have too much than not enough

@cyberdoesstuff.

2 жыл бұрын

relatable i dont put much on tho, maybe like one or two sprays

@sophiesleeps12

2 жыл бұрын

And that's why you use sticks

@sammylanedooman

2 жыл бұрын

@@sophiesleeps12 same

@cyberdoesstuff.

2 жыл бұрын

@@sophiesleeps12 nah I don’t

"Duuumb ways to die~" "So many dumb ways to die~" "Duuumb ways to di-i-ie" "So many dumb ways to die."

@-The-good-Thought-

10 ай бұрын

Like imagine finding the song because of the trend. 💀

@-The-good-Thought-

10 ай бұрын

@@fred10393 it’s just that the original song came out TEN years ago, and in all that time nobody knew about it until the trend came out like under a year ago!!!

@CAC1Aimer

10 ай бұрын

@@-The-good-Thought-I knew about it. I used to play the game.

@-The-good-Thought-

10 ай бұрын

@@CAC1Aimer :)

@fliesinthesugarbowlshooflyshoo

10 ай бұрын

@@fred10393imagine using tiktok 💀

"Adolf Frederick, died of eating too much" Mukbangers: look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

@JoelTorres-yx3hm

9 ай бұрын

He died cause gluttony is bad cause it messes up your heart and it destroys your stomach

@user-dq9lw1qb7r

5 ай бұрын

Ok❤❤❤😊😅😂🎉😅😂😊😮😅😂 I don’t like 👍 but I’ll keep that to

Man legitimately gets killed with AXE body spray…. FINALLY THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED

@krokodyl1927

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah!! An axe will get you every time. LOL

@NPClownumber81googolplex

2 жыл бұрын

Am i bad for laughing hysterically?

@timurthejerk9270

2 жыл бұрын

I guess he got Axed

@PixelMonsterC6

2 жыл бұрын

@@NPClownumber81googolplex no

@xicxac9619

2 жыл бұрын

This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins.

As a foodie, I can’t even imagine eating half of that meal💀

@zackieburke9253

2 жыл бұрын

Varför inte?

@-mockingjay-

2 жыл бұрын

@@zackieburke9253 för mycket mat😵‍💫

@frostbite3318

2 жыл бұрын

You clearly aren’t American

@ghostme5743

2 жыл бұрын

@@frostbite3318 how ?

@cupcupping

2 жыл бұрын

Same, even 10-ish spicy chicken nuggets are enough to fill me up

*dumb ways to die theme song casually invading my brain*

@RAR_RAR_CPR

Жыл бұрын

SET FIRE TO YOU HAIR POKE A STICK AT A GRIZZLY BEAR

@lucy54435

Жыл бұрын

*dumb aways to die* 🎶 *So many dumb aways to die* 🎶

@mushroomguy52

Жыл бұрын

EAT MEDICINE THATS OUT OF DATE USE YOUR PRIVATE PARTS AS PIRHANA BAIT

@dragonmoonwave

11 ай бұрын

@@lucy54435get your toast out with a fork, do your own electrical work

@cornixdemetrius7883

8 ай бұрын

I remember the 1000 ways to die show

*Sees first words* My mind: *”Dumb~ ways~ to~ dieeeeeeee~”*

@KIANAUSTIN372

8 ай бұрын

That’s my voice 😂 lol

Him: Here are some dumest way to die My mind: "Dumb ways to die~ " "So many dumb ways to die~ " "Dumb ways to die-ie-ie " "So many dumb ways to die "

@yesthen2704

2 жыл бұрын

I’m surprised no one else made this comment

@blakksheep736

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah that game.

@KarlaO711

2 жыл бұрын

I searched for that comment xD

@nohomoastro

2 жыл бұрын

Dress up like a moose during hunting season

@blakksheep736

2 жыл бұрын

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason.

Should review all deaths in the classic series 1000 WAYS TO DIE (sadly they never did all 1000) "Death is everywhere...most of us try to avoid it, others can't get out of its way. Everyday we fight a new war against germs, toxins, injury, illness, and catastrophe. There's a lot of ways to end up dead, the fact that we survive it all is a miracle; because everyday we live...we face 1000 Ways to Die."

@michaelcoban90

2 жыл бұрын

I used to watch that as a kid lol 😂 some crazy deaths on that show

@jgomez00305

2 жыл бұрын

Lol when i read it my mind automatically read it in the voice of the narrator of the show 😂

@mikeawesome9212

2 жыл бұрын

Haha I remember that show as well as "Manswers".

@SlasherXGang

2 жыл бұрын

Man I miss that show bro😂 anybody remember when dude got his head knocked off by the mailbox because he was throwing up & his friend was driving the car?😂

@chigozirimudeagwu6749

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think I ever got to watch the 1000th death before the show got canceled

Him here are some of the- Me: *dUmb wAys tO dIe! So mAny dUmb wAys tO dIe*

@Estfireemblem

Жыл бұрын

I forgot the lyrics

@cryinhell

Жыл бұрын

*sET firE tO yoUR haIr*

@antonionieto15

11 ай бұрын

*pOkE a StIcK aT a GrIzZlY bEaR*

@maishadavid1461

11 ай бұрын

eAt MediCine tHatS oUt Of datE

@ericat9597

10 ай бұрын

UsE YouR PriVaTe ParTs aS PhIraNA BaiT

*me being from Sweden* Also me: "i didn't even know we once had a king called Adolf Frederick"

@willsav4438

2 жыл бұрын

Same Jag är också svensk

@sandwichei

Ай бұрын

reminds me of a little someone👉👈

@W3ndi_

Ай бұрын

@@sandwichei NO.

I never wouldve expected to hear "adolf king of Sweden" in my entire life

@korlmusic

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@nishlash4786

2 жыл бұрын

Our previous king king was called Gustaf Adolf

@korlmusic

2 жыл бұрын

@@nishlash4786 Our up and coming king is Olof K Gustafsson. Thats it mannen.

@nishlash4786

2 жыл бұрын

@@korlmusic our up and coming “king” is actually queen viktoria

@korlmusic

2 жыл бұрын

@@nishlash4786 det var ju ett skämt

Imagine being one of his "bodyguards" or whatever and hearing he's died beacuse he ate to mutch 💀

@SaabJAS39GripenE

2 жыл бұрын

Ja

@trasigpizzad2896

2 жыл бұрын

Elr hur 😑

@blakksheep736

2 жыл бұрын

F

@hugobengtsson9662

2 жыл бұрын

Fint namn och det är ett vakert land du kommer från

@tweeesh1385

2 жыл бұрын

@@hugobengtsson9662 nice efternamn ;)

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie” Ah, the great memories from like 6 years ago…

I guess in memorial of the teenager, every guy at my school uses 24 cans of axe body spray a day❤️❤️

@rohanlanda

Жыл бұрын

How is doing the same thing that killed him a memorial?

*Everyone talking about the deaths* Me: thinking about the game “dumbs ways to die”

@arted_3103

2 жыл бұрын

"Dumb ways to dieee! The dumbest..ways to die!"

@KarlaO711

2 жыл бұрын

Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die. Dumb ways to die-ie-ie, so many dumb ways to die

@terryroy9213

2 жыл бұрын

Pp

@terryroy9213

2 жыл бұрын

@@arted_3103 Ppp

@terryroy9213

2 жыл бұрын

@@arted_3103 Pp

I was getting ready to sit down and watch this video and it finished

@jaykisuke3397

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

**Inserts dumb ways to die theme song** Only legends know this song without searching.

@garethparsons6764

4 ай бұрын

Yes

King: “My heart!!! I ate too much!!!” Nickocado Avacado: “That like my average lunch”

"dumb ways to die" I still remember the game The video:What game?

@hihraihana

2 жыл бұрын

Ay wassup vince fan

@coolperson1398

Жыл бұрын

the song too

@rohanlanda

Жыл бұрын

It was a video

*The song*

When I hear "dumb ways" I think of the game Dumb Ways To Die So much nostalgia...

The name of this short is the name of a game we played on our mother's phone as a 5 year old, memories man, memories..

@ericat9597

10 ай бұрын

so many dumb ways t odie

When the only award you're getting is a Darwin award

@grasshopper27

2 жыл бұрын

yes

@Defender78

2 жыл бұрын

Like the guy who had the JATO car

@terryroy9213

2 жыл бұрын

Probably

@terryroy9213

2 жыл бұрын

@@grasshopper27 i think pp p pp pp pp p

"Adolf Frederick" They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

@aleksandarmiloeski7637

Жыл бұрын

That's an urban legend. Unfortunately.

@ViciousBee_Return6969

Жыл бұрын

Adolf Hit-

@mechanicol5685

Жыл бұрын

​@@ViciousBee_Return6969 NO DONT SAY IT

@Jonrocks7

Жыл бұрын

@@ViciousBee_Return6969 -ler

@LakshyaPlayzzOfficial

11 ай бұрын

​@@Jonrocks7 AHHHHHHHHH

You can say the King had a serving of a lifetime.

Aw, I thought it would’ve been a short about the old games. Anyone else remember those? I used to love them.

@omarhamid2583

2 жыл бұрын

U mean dumb way to die

@JustWannaPissYouOff

2 жыл бұрын

@@omarhamid2583 Yes.

Well, I mean, I can't think of a SMART way to die, to be fair.

@ivanmargosdoesEverything.2923

2 жыл бұрын

A smart way to die is dying by your own invention and it actually being used a few years later and ends up becoming a item in high demand

@colesweet8478

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe dying for a cause or a love one could be considered smart or at the very least not dumb

@toastedbread4961

2 жыл бұрын

Dying by old age, dying to save someone's life or multiple lives and dying by getting your head crushed by thighs

@hanaanne3237

2 жыл бұрын

Right it definitely could consider rare to have smart way to die😂but there definitely normal way to die but death itself is unpredictable😂

@KarlaO711

2 жыл бұрын

The smartes way to die is in your sleep when your body reached the expiring date.

As somebody whos from Arizona and witnessed a cactus crush somebodys car: They *HEAVY*

🎶dumb ways to die🎵 🎶so many dumb ways to die🎵

My mind: *Dumb ways to die theme played*

Imagine shooting a cactus and dying☠️

@OneOfManyJoels

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr 💀

@TwinkieMouse

2 жыл бұрын

Mother nature was not messing around 🌵

The title reminded me an advertisement song.

@kirakira1212

2 жыл бұрын

I sang the song right after reading the title 😂

"dumb ways to die" "me: thinking wait that's game!"

may they all rest in peace.

Very smart

to all us Arizonans, respect the society of the cactus

@terryroy9213

2 жыл бұрын

P pp

@terryroy9213

2 жыл бұрын

Pp

@terryroy9213

2 жыл бұрын

P PP

@terryroy9213

2 жыл бұрын

P

@terryroy9213

2 жыл бұрын

Pp on a

*🎵Dumb ways to die's theme song starts playing🎵*

"Now son, don't touch that cactus" "You're dead to me"

Bright side: A bit fell on him Video: I disagree, the whole cactus did.

@lederplayz382

2 жыл бұрын

thats not bright side

@blakksheep736

2 жыл бұрын

Thus is the infographics show, not bright side.

@sissymiranda3650

2 жыл бұрын

It was 26 Feet tall

The first one basically happened to my relative. He was shooting a rifle at a pig in the winter. It reflected and it hit an icicle above his head

@cloudshifter

2 жыл бұрын

What are the odds...

@lotspire

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

This reminds me of the song 'dumb ways to die' oh the ''good'' days

This video just reminds me of the song dumb ways to die 😂

Another one: the first emperor of China (forgot his name) made and drank an “immortality potion” but ended up poisoning himself with it and dying

@z3rtheroyal673

2 жыл бұрын

@It's Potato yes I did it for a school project a few years ago and thats always something I’ll remember from history

@CCP-Lies

2 жыл бұрын

Qin Shi Huang?

Cactus be like "I'll take you down with me"

(Dumb ways to die starts playing)

“Dumbbbbbb ways to dieeeeeeeeee” that is the only thing I heard while watching this video

How heavy are those cacti?

@lovelyheiferdev

2 жыл бұрын

They're 100 pounds and they're HELLA SPIKEY.

@slakmansauce3390

2 жыл бұрын

@@lovelyheiferdev Dad and brother can confirm, trip to Arizona last year

@dilantl7603

2 жыл бұрын

@@lovelyheiferdev man that’s insane because they never looked heavy to me

@lovelyheiferdev

2 жыл бұрын

@@dilantl7603 these plants have been around since the dinosaur ages and have been source of nutrients for desert animals and folk alike for thousands of years. Some can age as much as 5 decades or more.

@dilantl7603

2 жыл бұрын

@@lovelyheiferdev thanks for the info! I’ve never really payed attention to these plants and I’ve only seen them in movies/tv

At the start of the vid: is PVH (Plants vs. Humans). My fav game

The title: Og people: ima bout to sing

Me: looks at title* My mind:🎶dumb ways to die🎵

*monke*

@player23423

2 жыл бұрын

Monke

@MrCommentGod

2 жыл бұрын

*monke*

@Awoken_YKW_Fan9001

2 жыл бұрын

*EKNOM*

@lemurman7978

2 жыл бұрын

_Monke_

@ftumusiclover1239

2 жыл бұрын

Reject humanity become monke

A founding father of the US, Governeur Morris, tried to clear a urethral blockage using a piece of baleen from a whale. He was not very good at it, it caused tissue damage and an infection which killed him.

*plays dumb ways to die theme

*"Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die"*

Epic

I lowkey do the third one.

Movies: *shows characters trapped in a room as a pipe comes up and starts spraying some gas Expected gas smell: Smells awful What it actually is: Axe deodorant

King: eats too much and dies Me: weak

I’m from Arizona and that death to a cactus is something almost everyone knows which makes it a even more embarrassing death because everyone knows about it Fun fact: cutting down saguaro cactuses is illegal under the Arizona native plant law

E

Man this topic is really interesting. I bet someone could find a like ten hundred of these bizarre deaths and make a show out of it

The definition of 🎶 dumb Mays to die🎶

Did anyone notice when the gravestone and dates disappeared, there was a triangle, square and circle, which are the shapes on the Squid Game staff's mask?

First

@dumdum8134

2 жыл бұрын

Actually sir i was first

The name of the video gives me so much nostalgia

🎶DUMB WAYS TO DIE🎶

Almost first

🎵Dumb Ways To Die, So many Dumb Ways to Die, Duuuuumb Ways to die-ie-ie-ieeee, So many dumb-So many dumb ways to die…🎵

*The reason why I don't put Body Spray coz I smell awful with them. I am ok without them actually*

🎵dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to diiie🎵

As an Arizonan I can confirm that we don’t have the smartest people here.

"Heres is some of the dumbest ways to di-" Drowning.

Dumb ways to die 🎶so many dumb ways to die!🎶

(Don’t) get your toast out with a fork, do your own electrical work. (Don’t) teach yourself how to fly, eat a 2-week old unrefrigerated pie.

Actually, the dumbest ways to die are standing on the edge of a train station platform, driving around the boom gates at a level crossing, and running across the tracks between the platforms.

“..So many dumb ways to die. “Duuumb ways to di-I-ie, so many dumb ways to die.”

**guy dies while spraying deodorant** Middle School boys: *_I dont have such weaknesses_*

Imagine dying by choking on a cheerio, your grave could just say 'cheerio'

*Someone make this into a Dumb Ways to Die parody STAT!*

Guy: messes with deodorant Deodorant: *so you have chosen death*

I smell a dumb way to die remix coming

Even worse than eating two week old unrefrigerated pie.

man should be hired to make dumb ways to die

Me: 🎵 “dumb ways to die!” “So many dumb way’s do die.” 🎵

Cactus: your life extension has ended

they should make a game about this

Person who ate to death HenryVIII: where me sticky bun

This is the definition of *dUmB wAyS tO DiE* moments.

the fact that the squid game shapes popped out when the grave stone appeared

Guy-I'm going to mess with that cactus 😏 Cactus-so you chose death get ready to plan a funeral

“Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die”

I keep remembering the dumb ways to die song after seeing this video

When he said whopping i thought he say whopper whopper 💀

Dude I looked down to my YT Shorts after rewatching Dumb Ways to Die and I saw this.

Him: shoots cactus Cactus: goodbye

Julian Frost: Write that down, write that down

dumb ways to die 🎶

"The king of sweden died for eating too much food" Me: *realizes im swedish*