Dumb Waders - Board Game Show

Deepest, bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin
Deepest, bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin
Manmade terror
Hungry jaws of death
Y'all don't cross my depths
I'll pause your breaths
I cause you to sink down forty thousand leagues
Bleeding to death with no arms and short sleeves
My world's deep blue
Killers gotta eat too
Looking for human flesh to rip my teeth through
Other fish in the sea but Barracudas ain't equal
To a half-human predator created by a needle
Jet black eyes baby they stare while you sleep
When your Titanic sinks I'm the one you gon' meet
Hearing terrified screams they surround my team
All you see is trails of blood
Even God won't intervene
Nightmares of darkness
My apetite is heartless
Even if we related, you eliminated regardless
In the deep blue, underwater walls
Half man, half shark
My jaws don't fall
Our Father who art in Heaven
Hallowed be Thy name
Killers sworn to beast
Swallowed them in flames
They switched my DNA
Trip me into Cool J
I can't fight the feeling
I'm born to kill prey
To survive an attack
There's only one way
Battle to the death
That's how sharks play
Weapons left behind
We dueling with the mind
You blind, crippled, or crazy
You're real easy to find
Struggling to flow with hemorrhages in your throat
Getting the lap dance while I smash through your boat
Eat your whole fam'
Nothing left but a right hand
Clinging to a rail
Escape, attempts fail
You'll never make it home
Tear the flesh off your bone
Walking in undercurrents is a dangerous zone
I'm talking death out a moment's notice
You wasn't focused
Me and my crew strike
Like some underwater locusts
Uh, uh take it deeper
Uh, uh take it deeper
These waters are waist level
The hallway's flooded
Lost your scuba gear
The killer's cold-blooded
His name's LL
You don't really want it
I ate your ancestors
The ocean is haunted
I'm closing in cause I'm supposed to win
How the cold steel feel when it froze your chin
Should have stayed on dry land
Stroke while you can
Cause now you under pressure in the land of the damned
Abandoned pirate ships
Eels and sod scum
Fish that glow in the dark
The Titanic's hub
Underwater storms
Your blood is so warm
Your life vest is off
And that turns me on
Killer for centuries
The Gotti of the deep
In the next millennium
I'm still gonna creep
Sand under my belly, ocean over my head
Through the light in the shadows
You become the living dead
Yeah, DBS!
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  • @TonyMezaXD
    @TonyMezaXD4 жыл бұрын

    1:03:22

  • @thefury770able
    @thefury770able4 жыл бұрын

    The betrayal in adams eyes when james says he's never seen waterworld is heartbreaking

  • @DrHankVenture
    @DrHankVenture4 жыл бұрын

    Jon: "I didn't cheat!"

  • @PlsDrea
    @PlsDrea4 жыл бұрын

    Jon pausing in the middle of his explanation, "Wait.... did I cheat??" lmao WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE REST OF HIS MOVES!! (probs 4-moved all of them lol)

  • @BrilliantBenGaming
    @BrilliantBenGaming4 жыл бұрын

    I really relate to Adams posture while sitting on a stool.

  • @Kruxxen35
    @Kruxxen354 жыл бұрын

    I relate so deeply to Elyse trying to maintain a smile while slowly losing a game that no one at the table understands fully.

  • @flobbleblock7091
    @flobbleblock70914 жыл бұрын

    James Andrew Willems = JAWs

  • @bigdonnydeee8696
    @bigdonnydeee86964 жыл бұрын

    I'm so glad they bought back Board As Hell for another season. I hope they keep doing these for as long as they want to. It's by far my favorite thing to watch💘

  • @Sirmeatwad
    @Sirmeatwad4 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit that intro was AMAZING!

  • @ExtremKeks
    @ExtremKeks4 жыл бұрын

    Jon´s explaning of his route is freaking killing me

  • @troubiemakie
    @troubiemakie4 жыл бұрын

    what is "Board Game Show" I only know Board As Hell

  • @moegeemoe
    @moegeemoe4 жыл бұрын

    I'm so glad this series is back. Love you all :)

  • @mkohanek
    @mkohanek4 жыл бұрын

    lmao the entire first half, I was thinking Jon was cheating by mistake. Based on his past gameplays I knew he was making unintentional mistakes

  • @Testimentsnow
    @Testimentsnow4 жыл бұрын

    James is looking more and more like Hugh Laurie.

  • @glacier_official
    @glacier_official4 жыл бұрын

    Jon's "I don't know who this Jason is" killed me

  • @Armourduck
    @Armourduck4 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit, that first half was brutal. Jon played amazingly well.

  • @kenda1i
    @kenda1i4 жыл бұрын

    adams back really went (

  • @parksbaird2908
    @parksbaird29084 жыл бұрын

    48:14

  • @ladyyuna2000
    @ladyyuna20004 жыл бұрын

    Martha’s Vineyard, Massachusetts, was used as Amity Island primarily because even 12 miles out to sea, the sandy bottom was only 30 feet down, allowing the mechanical shark to function. Residents were paid $64 to scream and run across the beach as extras.

  • @AdmiralDreck
    @AdmiralDreck4 жыл бұрын

    "I'm gonna work on finals."