This is even funnier watching as an adult than it was as a kid.

@camilomontoya7412

6 жыл бұрын

tj baby you too!! Its like amazing writing

@aftrthejake6843

5 жыл бұрын

@@camilomontoya7412 exactly! Just like how the one villains only line the whole movie is just saying dude and hardly anyone notices.

@ryanh4145

5 жыл бұрын

@@aftrthejake6843 lmao that is all he says... best is when he says dude with the gun in his mouth

@Brian-el4dg

4 жыл бұрын

Jake Cole 😂😂😂

@mtd1089

4 жыл бұрын

It’s more “fun” than funny IMO

A spin-off with these guys could've been so awesome

@thegaminghyena6803

5 жыл бұрын

I know tell me about it. All three of these guys omg it would be funny as hell.

@scottmosure6291

4 жыл бұрын

Where is another good script at of writing a movie know theses days back in the 70s 80s and 90s were the best movies

@santinolombardo2286

3 жыл бұрын

LmfaOOOOO

@robertchavez8759

3 жыл бұрын

It could be possible ... I mean the movie never actually shown any one of them being arrested at the end ... They kinda went their separate ways after Snyder's Crew took over and kidnapped the kids themselves that easy not 2 mention 😏😂 ...so it is very possible question is would they still be Criminals in your movie 😏

@brandonellis8111

3 жыл бұрын

Dude!

"First we feast then we felony"...these dudes are hilarious

@PSkitt82

2 жыл бұрын

Best line of the movie IMO.

@marktastic86

9 ай бұрын

Such an amazing line. These guys stole the movie.

@michaelsalcedo7980

8 ай бұрын

What movie is this

@Grimeyknowledge

8 ай бұрын

@@michaelsalcedo7980 3 Ninjas

@jbbizzle828

5 ай бұрын

I say that to my dad if we're either gonna eat or go shopping

''Dude, what time does school get out?''....................''I don't know...I never stayed till the end.'' lol

@gregorydavis4742

7 жыл бұрын

Daniel Dunn dude

@VIMaggotVIBrainzVI

5 жыл бұрын

One of the greatest lines in cinematic history.

@sarustuff1276

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, duuuude!!! 👍😆

@emircampara4585

5 жыл бұрын

We want them to be alive, I want us alive dudee...

@pierremartinez6380

2 жыл бұрын

My favorite line

“We don’t wanna hurt you… we just wanna kidnap youuuuuuu” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Zackshaffi

Жыл бұрын

My favorite line in the movie 😂

"First we feast, then we felony!"

@justthisguy1948

7 жыл бұрын

Rob L I say that before every job we pull

@korlock3000

6 жыл бұрын

It's good za too.

@ShutterSpeedGaming

4 жыл бұрын

Robert Lewis 😂😂😂😂👌🏽 too funny 😄

@mtd1089

4 жыл бұрын

Kyle Hamson We should save some of this stuff when the kids are nappin’

@bendyamin86

4 жыл бұрын

@@exodeus7959 tds mate. Get help.

This movie is like “Home Alone,” but with ninjas and stoners.

@plawson8577

4 жыл бұрын

It was filmed in The Summer of 1990. Test Run in Theaters across California in the Summer of 1991. Which is known as the “West Coast Director’s Cut” which includes several deleted scenes: The Stoners Robbing and firing their revolvers at the clerk, Sam shooting Synder on his shoulder, Emily being a stereotypical girl impressed by fighting, Lil Doughboy getting his ass handed to him by Rocky, a deleted scene of the Stoners carjacking the Pizza Delivery man and tieing him up, Victor Wong doing the stunts & fights. Prior to the film’s Wide release in the Spring of 1992, Disney conducted 2 Test Screenings. Audiences felt that the cut was a bit too unsettling and too Family unfriendly. They also didn’t the like the fact that Wong a man nearing his 70s was doing very risky stunts. Disney removed 30% of most of the scenes, carefully edited The dailies, and had Wong’s stunts reshot with a double(Only the Ship scenes had Wong’s leftover stunts left intact). Disney edited the film so it could get full thumbs up from Test Audiences.

@papadoc307

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much

@ThouArtOfWar0724

3 жыл бұрын

@@plawson8577 you forgot Rocky and colt lose the basketball game

@plawson8577

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThouArtOfWar0724 Correct.

@plawson8577

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThouArtOfWar0724 Correct. In the West Coast Cut they lose the Game.

"Oh no, robbers!" "Robbers?! I thought we were kidnappers!" "We are!"

The “they’re probably pretty nice kids” line gets me every time

@PrinceEmerald420

Жыл бұрын

Me: nice? NICE? I’m not that sweet *PUNCH!*

Love this movie, Back in the day when my life consisted of nothing but Ninja Turtles, Super Soakers, Nerf Guns, and Pizza!! It was Awesome!

@outseteddy6306

8 жыл бұрын

Our innocent days

@selinaogorman8380

6 жыл бұрын

Mr. Extreme oh yes I loved all this awesome movies and yes turtles ninja turtles miss these days so much.

@selinaogorman8380

6 жыл бұрын

The Wat5 5how Buzzo 2 oh you do? Right on you have it here on KZread?

@camilomontoya7412

6 жыл бұрын

Hell yea!

@blairthandi7058

6 жыл бұрын

Same here

Wow, I'm 33 years old now... but I loved these movies as a kid. The writing and jokes hold up damn well.

@Hidihidihidiho

Жыл бұрын

Here’s a really good commencement speech for your 30s from 2005 kzread.info/dash/bejne/n6dmpNiLks21idI.html

@eatmyshorts2024

Жыл бұрын

Mann fr I’m 32 I used to watch this all the time.

@terrywalton96

10 ай бұрын

​@@eatmyshorts2024So you were 1 when this came out....

@eatmyshorts2024

10 ай бұрын

@@terrywalton96 this came out in 94. I was 4

@terrywalton96

10 ай бұрын

@@eatmyshorts2024 I thought it was 92... it says under the title of the movie (or caption)

"If I was a little booger, where would I be?" That line gets me every time.

@libRteedude

Жыл бұрын

MOM AND DAD'S ROOM!

These guys are the best part of the movie. DUDE!

Best part about these surfer bums was how polite they were XD

@kuliimjulischreiben

4 жыл бұрын

“Dude, May I use your telephone?” 🤣🤣

@frankjuggaloheathen1035

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: in the international version they actually bound and gagged the clerk

@ExplorerDS6789

3 жыл бұрын

@@frankjuggaloheathen1035 Not to mention, Fester actually fired a couple of shots at him before his pager went off.

@vaddix9980

2 жыл бұрын

@@ExplorerDS6789 >says not to mention >mentions anyway Use "Additionally"

@ExplorerDS6789

2 жыл бұрын

@@vaddix9980 I'll bet your parents are brother and sister

They did have a sick 90s room

@Kt-cn2rq

5 жыл бұрын

Kid with the light tells them when parent come in every kid wanted one 😆

@gcHK47

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Motta Room was better than mine.

@mywhychromosome

4 жыл бұрын

I always wondered how he had like, some kind of advanced version of the "can and string telephone"...like...his was hardwired to the girl next door's room, like a landline?? "Ro-cky-Loves...Eh-Mi-Ly!!"

@jenniboo9441

3 жыл бұрын

I was soooo jealous of their room

Marcus’ lines throughout the whole movie: “dude” Lmaoooo

@jasonhylnd001

2 жыл бұрын

And "Wipeout" lol.

@dnasty312

2 жыл бұрын

@@jasonhylnd001 Hammer said, "Wipeout!" Marcus' only other line is, "Hey!" when Tum Tum brings in the laxed pop 🥤

"None of that green stuff." "Duuhuude!"

@stetsonwittenborn4899

6 жыл бұрын

Kills me every time!

@trillfa9774

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure at least one of them had a pocket full of green stuff LOL

@frankjuggaloheathen1035

3 жыл бұрын

@@trillfa9774 I see what you did there... 😏😏😏

"We don't wanna hurt you....We-just-wan-na-KID-NAP-youuu...."

@brittweasley7184

8 жыл бұрын

that's funny.

@nuknuknuk111

5 жыл бұрын

mywhychromosome lol

@ChachoGSX

4 жыл бұрын

That's what I searched to get here. The phrase just popped up in my mind randomly.

@mywhychromosome

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChachoGSX Dude, I know what you mean! That quote, and also the part from the beginning of Ninja Turtles II where Donnie is pushing the rubber clown toy, and goes "Yeahhh....yea-Yeahhhhh!" lol. They get stuck like a melody

@robertchavez8759

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 when colt called them Robbers and they were like " Robbers ??? I thought we were Kidnappers " 😂😂😂

This just brings back memories oh how I miss the 90s

@jakeystarsuper

6 жыл бұрын

Hector Saucedo good for you

@SrhKane

2 жыл бұрын

With four movies in the collection, 3 Ninjas has been quite the popular movie series but it's not the 90s anymore. In today's world sequels have the various elements from the first movie from the previous stage of knowledge. It does look like the 90s to you but the world has changed a lot kicking it old school just like old times.

"That's a very good question, oh gnarly one." Ah, the 90s....

LOL my favourite part in the movie "I need you to snatch a few kids for us" "Would these be like any kids or do you have some specific ones in mind?"

@CGJUGO80

8 жыл бұрын

Mr. Brown: Three *very* specific little boys Snyder: ...?

@cherriicreamz

7 жыл бұрын

DUDE

@gedbeat15

5 жыл бұрын

It was a good question though. Fester was very thorough

@alexbeardsley751

2 жыл бұрын

@@CGJUGO80 I love Snyder's face as he pauses mid rep. like wtf did he say??

“It’s good zaw too! Hey we should save some for the kids were napping “ lmfao

also lol, you don't realize those three "boneheads" are just stereotypical stoners when you watch this as a kid

@Zeina107

8 жыл бұрын

They do such a good job at acting high, you gotta wonder if its acting or not haha

@CrawfishLover94

8 жыл бұрын

+Zeina107 Duuuuuuude

@keifload

8 жыл бұрын

+CrawfishLover94 Anyone got a watch? AWESOME!!

@sonrize7679

6 жыл бұрын

KJB No there Not druggy

@jackjames1

Жыл бұрын

@@Zeina107 method actors lol

“It’s time for some EXCELLENT breaking and entering.” 😂😂

these guys really are the perfect criminals, no one would ever expect them to do anything

"Open up that register, before I have to get nasty"......"Excuse me sir, can I please use your telephone?"

@kuliimjulischreiben

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lmao! I always liked this part of the movie, "Come on you guys, last one out closes the door!" XD

best part "Dude what happened?" " you hit me!" i nearly peed myself at that...great memories

The friendliest robbers/kidnappers ever. I love the guy that only says “dude” and kept scratching his head with his gun lol

"Excuse me sir, can i please use your telephone?" lmao

@camilomontoya7412

6 жыл бұрын

Lyle Lanley 😂 dude in the real version he shoots right next to his ear

@troymcclure9088

6 жыл бұрын

wait what?

"If you don't pay, we'll TP your house."

@CGJUGO80

8 жыл бұрын

LMAO..I always thought ht said "we'll keep your house" lololl

@rayshero854

8 жыл бұрын

+Ibn Khairuddeen (ابن خير الدين الألباني)‎ me too

@jackfrost2482

5 жыл бұрын

@@CGJUGO80 OMG SAME

@shenallh

3 жыл бұрын

@@CGJUGO80 me too just found it now lol.

@ThunderLizardsRule

3 жыл бұрын

@@CGJUGO80 I knew he said TP, but I didn't know that meant throwing toilet paper around the house until years later. 😅

"We don't want to hurt you... we just wanna KIDNAP YOU!!!" Hilaroious!

@richardchiren2425

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

slurpee? radical!! slurpee? DUDE!!!

@gcHK47

7 жыл бұрын

ICEE is better!

@Kt-cn2rq

5 жыл бұрын

@@gcHK47 dude same shit

i wonder how much that one dude got payed to say nothing but "dude" for every line.

@donpaul258

5 жыл бұрын

Probably minimum wage lol

@johnathandeleon8901

4 жыл бұрын

I read about him......it showed his earnings in this movie which was about 15 million dollars

@admirosmanovic1368

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnathandeleon8901 uh no lol the movie alone probably made 15 million no "no name" actor gets 15 million to say 1 word lol

@johnathandeleon8901

4 жыл бұрын

@@admirosmanovic1368 i was just kidding......i was being sarcastic. ...i know very well myself he didn't even make 10 thousand

@thestranger9608

4 жыл бұрын

Probably a couple thousand bucks

9:25 "I want us alive dude!" Lol.

@adamkersey8242

4 жыл бұрын

Those little dudes are dangerous 😭

@jentertainment1012

3 жыл бұрын

@@adamkersey8242 lol

Shoutout to my original 90's babies

@outseteddy6306

8 жыл бұрын

'95! Though I think the first time I watched this was when I was like 4 or 5 lol

@IronReef77

8 жыл бұрын

Outset Eddy I'm 92 but I think I was literally the same age when I watched it at 5 yrs old. lol you still with us man

@charmiellakeefe1356

7 жыл бұрын

Outset

@koriehewing442

7 жыл бұрын

IronReef77

@koriehewing442

7 жыл бұрын

IronReef77

i saw this when I was 5 but watching it again at 30 years old. the writing is surprisingly good.

Colt: "Oh noooo....ROBBERS!" Hammer: "Robbers? I thought we were kidnappers" Fester: "WE ARE!"

"Dude it's me!" "Dude you're right!"

“Dude, what happened??” “...You hit me!!!” God that’s funny, I wish movies nowadays still did funny physical comedy like this.

@unknownunknowns

3 жыл бұрын

Blame it on the litigation...

"first we feast then we felony"ha ha i remember using that in school,

@RellybeThebest

4 жыл бұрын

noconfusion25 oh that’s what said.

@MrJB8383

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder how many times this has been uttered or would’ve been appropriate during this administration’s dinners or luncheons

@berealz9701

3 жыл бұрын

Sad thing is now you'd be expelled

I remember being with a friend and two girls he knew from high school. We were planning to head out to the beach the next day. As soon as we made the plans, a few seconds went by and I asked, "Slurpee?" and one of the girls went, "Dude!"...my friend and the other girl didn't know the reference lol

@kylethefloridaman

2 жыл бұрын

I’d wife that girl on the spot lol

@juliantorres8818

2 жыл бұрын

Dude!

@shakeandjake_1

2 жыл бұрын

@@juliantorres8818 we're out of here

@ihopcsx

2 жыл бұрын

Dude!

"Those guys look like feds." FBI 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ThunderLizardsRule

3 жыл бұрын

No duh, dudes. 😂

@xxefrainromanxx

2 жыл бұрын

What are we gonna do? They all got guns dude

I love how the stunt doubles look nothing like the surfer guys 😂

WIPE OUT DUDE!!!! funniest part of the movie even colt and tum tum cracked up

6:51 The way his legs go up in the air as he slips will always crack me up to this day! LMAO 💀☠🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭😭🤣

I never thought back in the day, I didn't think I was gonna watch these scenes on my cellphone in 2022.

Fester and his friends are the best part of the movie. Hilarious, thanks for putting it up.

@sammywestenberger9303

Жыл бұрын

You’re welcome

LMAO he is robbing the place and then politely asks to use the vendor's telephone!

“Where is fester!!!….dudes, dudes bail me out”, 😂 acting like he’s hanging from a ceiling when he’s laying down choking himself out and just needs to sit up is unreal.

Hammer: Watch my nose, dude! It's bad news already! *Gets hit in the nose by a CD* Marcus: Pffft Ha... *Gets hit in the face by karma*

@agoodboy1404

4 жыл бұрын

Karma chameleon

@josephrehan6978

4 жыл бұрын

sportsguy1989 that’s what he gets for wearing shades at night

I’d be ok with a 3 Ninjas Stoner spin-off

@Tommy88-

4 жыл бұрын

DazReht they need a modern day one

@Tommy88-

4 жыл бұрын

Just a remake not a spin off

@Tommy88-

4 жыл бұрын

They need to film it in nyc this time.

@Tommy88-

4 жыл бұрын

DazReht have the stranger things kid play tum tum

“Slow it down” “Slowin” “Slow it down” “Slowin” Gets me every time

@sicwititdimeful

3 жыл бұрын

Ooooh someone got a tix

@xxefrainromanxx

2 жыл бұрын

@@sicwititdimeful “Shut Up!”

@mella8296

2 жыл бұрын

My sister and I say that every time we’re in the car and looking at something 😂

This movie changed my life as a kid. It's so good dude. Duuudddeee!

@anthonybaker8210

2 жыл бұрын

what movie ?

@erickbuckner4485

Жыл бұрын

@@anthonybaker8210What movie is this

These guys were the only reason I watched the movie. Also, the blonde guy's only line is "Dude" which I never realized when I was a kid. Haha.

This is the best video on youtube. Perfect.

I love the one guy "Marcus" only lines in the movie is "dude". So epic.

oh no robbers robbers i thought we were kidnappers we are

@josephcummings2691

5 жыл бұрын

dude, How is it possible that i find you on a terminator 2 page and now here?

@robertchavez8759

5 жыл бұрын

Lol that part was hilarious

Exactly like 90s California

@ialwaysbesingin

5 жыл бұрын

It was filmed in West Hills, CA. The San Fernando Valley.

@plawson8577

4 жыл бұрын

ialwaysbesingin 3 Ninjas with filmed in July/August 1990 in both Walnut Creek/Castro Valley for external shots and in San Fernando/Arleta for Internal Soundstage shots.

I loved this movie when I was a kid

@erickbuckner4485

Жыл бұрын

What is this movie

@Miquelrg990

Жыл бұрын

​@@erickbuckner44853 ninjas

Who would've thought Fester would grow up to be a JAG lawyer?

@philipwitzman8641

3 жыл бұрын

He got scared straight as his punishment for kidnapping

@Traditionalsheep

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahha I saw that and was like dood that’s the dood from three ninjas

Ooh someone got a ticket, SHUTUP! ..... Not you!

@voicevitality7197

3 жыл бұрын

I say that every time I see a cop pulling someone over

Slurpee? Radical slurpee Dude Slow it down...slowing. slow it down....slowing Lmaooo

Me and my 2 younger brothers loved this movie! We still quote it till this day. BRING BACK THE 90'S!

"Don't you just hate us?!" One of the best lines in the movie.

Lmao. 30 years old and still funny af

3:27 “…and if you don’t pay, we’ll uh…we’ll T.P. your house!” 🤣. These three needed their own movie.

Kicks door open, guns up laughing, door closes instantly on their faces. Classic lol smh moment

@mella8296

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO I laugh soooooooo hard at that every time!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

"Ouuu someone gotta ticket!... Shhhut uppp!!" LOL broo

I'm not a 90's kid but damn did I love watching old movies and shows like this, those were the day

“We should probably save some of this pizza for the kids we’re gonna nap.” 😂😂😂😂

Imagine a modern update to the film, but these dudes still stay exactly the same

"Haha fakeout." lol

@TSUsolrac2012

7 жыл бұрын

crazymuthafucka14 "Shut up."

@ashleynave561

5 жыл бұрын

It's an adventure and action movies. Fictional character with some truth in it.

I'm 36 years old, and to this day I refer to pizza as "za", because of this movie.

hammer= hey what time is it? heston= i don't know does anybody have a watch. looks at their wrists ''AWESOME''.

What happened? YOU HIT ME!

MMM!!! This stuff is GOOD!!!! ...... Lol, not sketchy at all.

I'm 39 now but when I was 12 I used to watch this over and over

"any kids or do you have specific ones in mind" man's was ready to kidnap random kids 😂

When the boys scare the kidnappers at the 7:50 mark still kills me to this day 😂😂😂😂😂😂

These guys are so funny I wish they could of had their own spin-off movie.

You can tell these guys took their cues from watching bill and ted.AWESOME DUDES!!🤘

These guys are the epitome of every metal head stoner dude from the 80's. Lol I wish this trend of people was still around. Instead eveyone is trying to be a gangster and listening to rap....sad story. These guys are totally radical my good dude. Roighteous!

@QueenK88

6 жыл бұрын

BradleyDavid 182 listening to rap make u gangster?! Okay 🤔

@kylethefloridaman

2 жыл бұрын

Now they’re all trying to be hipsters lol 😂

@slayerdude18

2 жыл бұрын

im not a stoner but im a metalhead

@thrillh0us3

2 жыл бұрын

…they’re literally criminals in this movie lmfaoo what in the fuck

@gcHK47

Жыл бұрын

“Most Triumphant!”

Such a polite way to ask to use the phone, his mother raised him good lol

Such an underrated movie. I watched this movie so many times as a kid.

* Fester and Marcus punches Hammer * Fester “ Dude !what happen ?!” Lmao always cracks me up

@supercook49

4 жыл бұрын

Hammer “Ya Hit Me!”

where are those little boogers?....If I was a little booger, where would i be?....Mom and Dads room! P.S. Its good Za too

@afshonium5799

4 жыл бұрын

Chillin In SD what is “Za”?

@ryandowns814

3 жыл бұрын

I say that all the time lol

@kledus420smith8

3 жыл бұрын

@@afshonium5799 🍕 piz-ZA

"Haha. Fake out."

@storageunit2683

4 жыл бұрын

"Shut up"

@TSUsolrac2012

4 жыл бұрын

Adrian Miller “Dude?”

@patrickworkman1014

3 жыл бұрын

There’s no possible way he’d be down stair.

3:57 best line in the whole movie

dang, when I was kid all I thought was "these are some pretty goofy surfer guys", and now I realize "these stoners are goons for high profile criminal syndicate that have no morality over killing, robbing, and kidnapping" and I love it even more.

These three goofballs made the movie great!!!

The stoner stuff is so much funnier now that I understand it!

When I was a kid I thought those stoner robbers were like a spin-off of Bill and Ted. Marcus is like Bill and the scene where they are trying to get rid of robbers is like Home Alone.

this show was life changing if you grew up around this 90s

I saw this movie ONE time long ago and I've been quoting "woah... cool room!" pretty much my entire life

"I'm really...gonna injure them!"

“Ok first we feast then we felony”

The dude with the goatee and hat looks like Silent Bob lol!

3 Ninjas was Home Alone, Encino Man, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles all rolled into one and covered in dog shit.

@dougiebuckets1364

3 жыл бұрын

I love this comment!

the store clerk= hey amigos this is no library either you buy or you go.

@thestranger9608

4 жыл бұрын

Us 3 boneheads are sticking ya up