15:55 Timestamp for the clowning

@TobeWilsonNetwork

Жыл бұрын

Oh fuck that fart killed me

@thatcatlover

10 ай бұрын

😅 I don't know how the creater of this change the pictures of the faces to ailens

@BadlyRoy

3 ай бұрын

Truly a GOAT moment.

Love all the little fragments of Colm Meaney swearing peppered all through out

@casey6556

5 ай бұрын

I rewatched the original episode recently and was confused why O’Brien wasn’t swearing It sounds so damn natural in the edit

I want you to know that this has forever altered me and my little brother’s vocabulary ever since we watched this. “It’s not funny. It’s not lol” is in every other sentence omfg

6:43 "this fof feef isnt just protecting the dod. it goes through the bulkheads, the sulkheads, the bob, the sees, the ded, the kik, and the kek, and the deckhead, the seal, and the DICK" truer words never spoken

I love Garak violently nodding while waiting to speak

Also I love YTP that uses minimal ear rape.

@hpinkjet

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, hard agree, it's one of my biggest turn-offs when it comes to YTP... like theres really no need to make a video actively hostile to the viewer ykwim? lol

@beepthemeep12

Жыл бұрын

I think this is why I keep rewatching this tbh

@stevenswapp4768

21 күн бұрын

All must read this ☝️

I like how you went to the trouble of subtitling every bit of this 21 minute quest of insanity.

@hpinkjet

2 жыл бұрын

Accessibility is important! ^_^

@JustTheWarning

Жыл бұрын

YES the subtitles make for an even funnier second and third watch

Gay Bajoran workers are trolling the station.

when I get down I watch Civil Defense. when I get REALLY down I watch Civil Defivil

5:31 Literally Canon to the Show

@Rubyofthedead

8 ай бұрын

And she took their seven children, and his mother disowned him.

i love that Dax says virtually nothing in this except "doo doo doo dee doo"

@Rubyofthedead

8 ай бұрын

And that the turbo trans aren't much use. As a turbo trans person, I hate that smug bitch more than ever now.

Never watched Star Trek in my life but this made me cackle uncontrollably nonetheless

@hpinkjet

10 ай бұрын

I hope you know I'm truly honored

The cardassian ass codes always make me laugh

That someone can just make a 21 minute long YTP and make it this good as their first attempt strains my disbelief. There's a thousand poops out there that aren't half as good, and there are plenty of really good ones that, if dragged on for 21 minutes, would be agonising to watch. What a gem this is.

I'm thankful I have just the right balance of Autism and Schizophrenia to appreciate this piece of High Brow Art.

ive seen this like 3 times over and it never gets any less funny this is a masterpiece of cinema

@johnsears6077

2 жыл бұрын

Would you do it all over again?

20:22 If El Marcianito dancing to Antonio Rios had been in DS9 , he would have singlehandedly defeated the Dominion

Gul Dukat going berserk with Sisko's baseball throughout his conversation with Kira was pretty clever.

the scene at 7:23 absolutely broke me what an absolute gem of an ytp i'm going to rewatch this daily

It is so delightful how nostalgic this KZread Poop feels to the late 2000s and the sensations of early eras while still keeping modern humour .It is a work of freaking art .

This poop is an absolute gem. The jerma and dathings1 references, and the fucking SPLUNCH at 19:19 absolutely broke me

@hpinkjet

2 жыл бұрын

LOL thank you i was hoping someone would notice "workers work"

every time I watch this episode I come to watch this video. I can't do one without the other anymore

What an excellent ride the whole way through. Also when Dukat and Jadzia went "Doo Doo do dei doo" at 17:23 , it certainly did happen in the video.

@optillian4182

Жыл бұрын

Disengage the Lays.

holy shit the scorpy cameo. masterful

@hpinkjet

2 жыл бұрын

i refused to edit or cut that down in any way. because its just the perfect video as it is

5:29 My wife left me button

>Megalovania in a Star Trek YTP we've come full circle

i come back to this every so often and laugh my ass off, but scorpy will always jumpscare me when he shows up lol

12:43 glad this joke is still going strong

not even exaggerating- this is the most well-thought out, high quality, HILARIOUS YTP I have ever seen. the seamless integration of classic ytp mario and zelda content with modern humor like the vine boom? the clown sequence? the trans jokes that WEREN’T transphobic? if you had a patreon i would pay you for having made this. i’m fully obsessed

@kierancowface

2 жыл бұрын

trans? there were more mentions of the word gay than anything to do with trans people.

@hpinkjet

2 жыл бұрын

@@kierancowface im certain the trans flag shows up in this video at least 3 times LOL but gay too.... regardless.... love wins my friend .. God Bless

@kierancowface

2 жыл бұрын

@@hpinkjet It's actually a really good ytp and I like the editing, especially making the characters say stuff like 'lol sex' randomly, it's quite funny.

@hpinkjet

2 жыл бұрын

@@kierancowface omg thank u!!! 😭 wrt editing, making this video was one hell of a learning experience LOL thank u so much for the kind words my friend

@Synthonym

2 жыл бұрын

@@kierancowface did you miss all the trans flags showing up

ive watched this 5 times since discovering it. my friends and i all agree this is a masterpiece. straight from 2008. i will never get over gay bajorans are trolling the station. you my friend are a GENIUS

@hpinkjet

Жыл бұрын

'straight from 2008' is probably my favorite compliment i think ive ever received

This is exactly how I remembered the episode going, but when I rewatched it yesterday, it was boring and dull. Thanks for putting it back the way it was meant to be (dukat clown hour).

The production values of this single ytp r actually insane

I've been doing YTP since 2005. This is absolute gold, dude. Fantastic work with a source that actually isn't used very much.

Great work man KZread needs more ds9 ytp, there’s just one problem you lost the coc in the explosion

@hpinkjet

2 жыл бұрын

That's not good!

@Squantanamo

5 ай бұрын

SEARS

when my dad falls asleep while we're watching tv together, I like to switch to this and see how long it takes him to wake up. the first time it took just 2 minutes. this time we got to 14 minutes (and it probably would've been more, but my mom paused the tv because I had laundry to do). if he ever sleeps through the whole thing, I invite yall to celebrate with me

@monstrousmoss

Ай бұрын

OH I forgot to update but on January 19th he slept through civil defivil TWICE IN A ROW

My wife left me

@AcornScorn

2 жыл бұрын

Sisko to owowowowowops

@Hells-Best-Demon

23 күн бұрын

Attention Bajoran Workers

unironically one of the best ytps ive seen since “gay people elf”

@hpinkjet

2 жыл бұрын

im gonna need a link to that... im interested but cant seem to find it anywhere. at your convenience of course. also thank you for such a nice comment

@wonceofficial

2 жыл бұрын

​@@hpinkjet no problem this is objectively one of the best ytps I've ever had the pleasure of watching!! about "gay people elf" - it's a really dumb one but here you go kzread.info/dash/bejne/anilqcmCl9uae7g.html

@Morgischmorgi

Жыл бұрын

@@hpinkjet probably meant this kzread.info/dash/bejne/anilqcmCl9uae7g.html

@hpinkjet

Жыл бұрын

@@Morgischmorgi oh my god thank you so much HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE. I straight up feel so honored right now

I love the ferengi beanie babies spread about

Mario sounds remarkably like O'Brian

what an absolute masterpiece of a YTP, beyond words. during my first viewing i had to stop and use my albuterol inhaler due to uncontrollable laughter. gotta love the homage paid to The Ass Scent, via "penis obsession". the level of skill and care put in here is unmatched. looking forward to possibly seeing more from you in the future. i'll probably be having my 3rd viewing this evening because i didn't realize there were captions. i'll be taking notes on this for years to come. tysm

@hpinkjet

Жыл бұрын

OMG this is seriously so kind thing to say thank you.. sorry to cause you physical harm though... you may be entitled to financial compensation

@narutoluvr9977

Жыл бұрын

@@hpinkjet 👍 probably on roughly my 10th viewing now. still sexcellent as ever

I did not expect to stumble upon an entire episode of DS9 YTP this morning, and it was glorious, great episode, great poop

The Dukat foghorn bit is killing me

Watching this live with Sphynx's Twitch chat was an experience. It's like you tailor made this for us.

@hpinkjet

2 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD NO WAY? FOR REAL??? IS THERE A VOD OF THIS ANYWHERE I NEED TO SEE THIS..... I feel so honored and #blessed right now this is so crazy no freaking way for real UPDATE: i found the vod and watched it and that was the best 20mins of my whole life. where do i even go from here. this is so win its not even funny. i have never felt so deeply honored. thank you everyone in the world on earth

@Afterburner215

Жыл бұрын

Please give me a link to that vod

@Snudelicious

Жыл бұрын

@@Afterburner215 It's still available on the Twitch channel of GreatSphynx, that part is the ending half hour in *holomatch w chat and then pain and suffering* ... I can't put a direct link in the comment, since YT immediately pulped the ones where I did.

Still brilliant. Even though I’ve currently moved on to interests other than Star Trek, this holds a special place in my heart. I remember when this first came out and I watched it all the time. I practically had this memorized. Never fails to make me laugh.

“Skrain’s computer” is such a deep cut

Jesus Christ this killed me im actually dead I love this so much

@AcornScorn

2 жыл бұрын

Oh also what is that Dukat toy

@hpinkjet

2 жыл бұрын

@@AcornScorn www.16bit.com/fotd/150514-ds9-star-trek-gul-dukat.shtml it's this thing lol

12:37 caught me off guard. I don't think I've laughed that hard in a long time.

This is probably one of the best Star Trek YTPs I’ve ever seen and one of if not the best YTP I’ve seen in general. My hat’s off to you

Yeah, this one went straight into the "favorites" pile. It's a near-perfect ytp in almost every measurable way. Edit: It even has captions!

First off I rarely watch YTP that's 20 minutes long. I always watch shorter ones because its hard to be consistently funny the longer you go on. But this shit right here is amazing.

4:52 fucking killed me, I was watching this at 2am and I'm pretty sure I woke people up lmao.

i've watched this probably dozens of times. im gonna try to watch civil defense again and see what happens.

@wetroomba6563

Жыл бұрын

It's fucking incomprehensible now thank you so much

the fucking "TOOLS" followed by DBD chase music broke me, I mean, look at O'brien, he's clearly insane!

literally obsessed with everything about this ytp

this is a masterpiece and i don't say that lightly, i wish i had friends who watched ds9 so we could appreciate the sheer comedic genius of this ytp together

this is so insanely well edited i cant even begin to describe it. ive never laughed this hard at ytp. it is both impressive and a shame that it's 20 minutes long because i couldve easily watched way more

this is really good, the world needs more ds9 ytps

I've been watching this with my partner at least weekly for the last few months - it lives in my head rent-free and I wish there were ten thousand more of these videos for me to consume

the fact i just keep coming back to watch this- it’s amazing 😭

@StarChild_2

2 ай бұрын

oh look here i am again

I've watched this many times since I discovered it but somehow I never saw 1:23. this is truly a work of art

One of the best Star Trek YTPs I've seen

7:00 caught me off guard like a gunshot

The random phaser blasts from dukat's hands just add to the ambiance along with the random fog horns XD

Why is there not more of this!? ToT I love it, one of my fav ytps on KZread xD Ds9 looks prime YTP material.

I'm back here. Still the best thing I've ever seen

The fact that star trek is sort of dead makes it a 1000x more funny even thought it's already really funny on it's own, I WANT MORE !!

Friend of mine showed me this and I kept asking them to replay certain parts. The tools bit had me laughing so hard. EVIL TOOLS NOW NOW NOW

It's a good sign when the KZread poop starts with Megalovania

I am deeply glad this was in my recommendations; this was the best and funniest 21 minutes I’ve spent in a LONG time

i can't really do anything but repeat what the other comments said. this was absurdly good. the variety and pacing of jokes just kept on delivering all the way through. and i'm glad to hear that "workers work" was a wow it's made reference, lol

a callback to the classics. good work. I fucking love the captions

dude holy shit this CANNOT BE your first ytp that visual edit with kira as link? fucking phenomenal. great work

this video has a million views in my heart and one day i will probably have watched it enough times to make that a reality

это тот самый контент по звёздному пути который я всегда искал...

@hpinkjet

Ай бұрын

😁😁😁😁

this is probably the best ds9 ytp yet

I think this might be the hardest I've laughed at a ytp in a long time

Good ion joke at 8:11 I like it

@hpinkjet

2 жыл бұрын

it was a close call between that and ionic like the order of greek architecture. i went with the ion diagram because it was the simplest graphic i could find LOL

No new uploads should be allowed on KZread as perfection has now been achieved.

0:24 has got me rolling for no reason 😂 this is my favourite thing ever

Absolutely incredible, the foghorn bit and Kira shooting Julian had me near tears. Also wow, quodo, garashir, jerma, scorpy, and trans pride? in MY ytp?! its more likely than you think :3c

this feels like this came out in the year 2007. well done!

This is honestly such a great video! I've watched it so many times. These ones get me every time! 2:36 Not unless you have a level 9 ass 8:11 My ass is a Bajoran space station

I hate this video actually because I can't stop saying "I wishing well!" whenever I hear "wish you well" or even see an image of a wishing well. Thanks, for that!

I've watched this more times in the last few days than I care to admit. MASTERPIECE

This is high art.

4:11 Is very satisfying

I ran across this by chance, I’m dying laughing at this. This has to be the best Star Trek YTP out there……

Just discovered this, what an experience

Leave me alone Quouq

Phenomenal. This is art. I couldn't have enjoyed this more. Well done.

Can't believe lul ducock finally took over the mushroom kingdom... terrible

Handle dandle has become a part of my vocabulary now

I think I've watched this whole thing a dozen times, and that's not including the clips I've made of certain sections I find pleasing to the ear.

months later, i still come back and lose it when the law & order bit comes on

Not even a second in and I'm hit with Megalovania. Outstanding.

Star Trek if Gene Roddenberry wasn’t a coward.

I’m actually so blessed to have found this . Not too many high quality YTP people around anymore

this is an absolute gem, truly genius high-concept ytp

LOL I was not expecting the Socpens clip that made me lose my shit

7:10 Nightmare fuel😳☠️