DS3 | The Poise Invader

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Invasion vids are long and boring, this one's short and vulgar, like your father.
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My Twitter: skidonic?lang=en

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  • @Skidonic
    @Skidonic7 жыл бұрын

    Hyper Armor Invader didn't sound as cool

  • @CEOofDontCareInc

    @CEOofDontCareInc

    7 жыл бұрын

    Skidonic HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF PROD? HES THA BEST DAKRSULS UOTOBAR EVAR TU ECZIZT he'S betar than u lozar

  • @doncriquito7814

    @doncriquito7814

    7 жыл бұрын

    I actually just watched it, and I guess I must have missed the part where he made fun of Prod.

  • @gabeanator4008

    @gabeanator4008

    7 жыл бұрын

    Lol you rekt me in this video. Good job. I'm at the end. GABEANATOR. It's an honor. 😂

  • @armageddonnation6109

    @armageddonnation6109

    7 жыл бұрын

    Skidonic hey what are ur stats on ur giant dad build and what level are you just want to know thank u

  • @seals1932

    @seals1932

    7 жыл бұрын

    Skidonic Cr1tikal 2.0

  • @DarrielOni
    @DarrielOni7 жыл бұрын

    I like the part where he presses R1

  • @nukessolveeverything5340

    @nukessolveeverything5340

    7 жыл бұрын

    Pussyslayer Ornstein me too, it was the best part

  • @MrShizuohewajema

    @MrShizuohewajema

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Nukes solve everything hey when u fire one nuke At another nuke that equals no nukes problem sliced :D

  • @MrShizuohewajema

    @MrShizuohewajema

    7 жыл бұрын

    +MrShizuohewajema solved

  • @nukessolveeverything5340

    @nukessolveeverything5340

    7 жыл бұрын

    MrShizuohewajema exactly!

  • @leonardoceccarini5570
    @leonardoceccarini55707 жыл бұрын

    the Prod impression fucking got me

  • @colemantrebor1094
    @colemantrebor10947 жыл бұрын

    You sound like the embodiment of the DS3 community... I love it.

  • @griffithdidnothingwrong1583

    @griffithdidnothingwrong1583

    7 жыл бұрын

    Coleman Trebor this comment really is true

  • @legatefantastic4984
    @legatefantastic49847 жыл бұрын

    This guy is basically southern accent cr1tikal

  • @wild0nion827

    @wild0nion827

    7 жыл бұрын

    yeah right?

  • @FTLOBeats

    @FTLOBeats

    7 жыл бұрын

    thought the same thing instantly as I heard the voice

  • @FargothM13

    @FargothM13

    7 жыл бұрын

    Cheeki Breeki not to mention he says the same exact outro :P

  • @turntechgodhead73

    @turntechgodhead73

    7 жыл бұрын

    southern accent? i don't hear it. he pronounces d instead of t

  • @cchronological

    @cchronological

    7 жыл бұрын

    Lucy Aaron Almost the same outright cr1tickal says comment the videos which is my favorite part

  • @cakeisgud8083
    @cakeisgud80837 жыл бұрын

    That Prod impression was perfect

  • @LordLegender
    @LordLegender7 жыл бұрын

    Wasn't a chaos zweihander. 7.8/10

  • @dydp1

    @dydp1

    7 жыл бұрын

    The whole point of giant dad was to be broken, chaos ain't that good

  • @makbgaming103

    @makbgaming103

    7 жыл бұрын

    ur an idiot chaos added stunlock making it infinite hence making giant dad unstoppable. You even watch the creator himself Only Afro

  • @bryanthomas1382

    @bryanthomas1382

    7 жыл бұрын

    The chaos was to give meaningful damage to the Zwei, because the build had minimum stats to weild it. It had nothing to do with stunlocking, that's just because it's an ultra-greatsword in Dark Souls 1.

  • @TFBentertainmentR

    @TFBentertainmentR

    7 жыл бұрын

    Bryan is correct, thestats were very low, and the humanity scaling in the chaos infusion did a lot of damage, the zweihander was one, if not the one feastest swinging ugs in ds1, capable of stunlocking you until the guy's stamina ran out... and HE had 66 endurance.

  • @LordLegender

    @LordLegender

    7 жыл бұрын

    Guys I was joking smh

  • @fritzorino
    @fritzorino7 жыл бұрын

    love dat prod impression lol

  • @Owliare
    @Owliare7 жыл бұрын

    It's always nice to watch a video from Cr1tikal's cousin from the south.

  • @Skidonic

    @Skidonic

    7 жыл бұрын

    Just Some Dude Cr1tikal is from Florida

  • @Owliare

    @Owliare

    7 жыл бұрын

    I didn't know that but hey _The More You Know_ But it was just a joke since your vids are pretty much like Cr1tikal's and the fact that you have a Southern accent.

  • @marcoszamora5512

    @marcoszamora5512

    7 жыл бұрын

    Skidonic THE LEGEND NEVER DIES

  • @Rin_The_Pianist

    @Rin_The_Pianist

    7 жыл бұрын

    Just Some Dude yea he is basically exactly acting like cr1tikal

  • @hayabusa5930

    @hayabusa5930

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Just Some Dude I love your profile pic. Danny Elfman is a legend.

  • @FighterPL
    @FighterPL7 жыл бұрын

    Noice !

  • @DAVEO1030
    @DAVEO10307 жыл бұрын

    "nice job Carl" I'm done

  • @SadDumplingv1
    @SadDumplingv17 жыл бұрын

    best line 2017 "You may have me outnumbered but i have arms that can pleasure a female trex" i could not stop laughing for 5 minutes.

  • @coleviloria3800
    @coleviloria38007 жыл бұрын

    I'm gonna make a character for only poise and name him Big Greasy

  • @dapperdan530
    @dapperdan5307 жыл бұрын

    Prod got roasted by Skidonic. He is chosen...

  • @hateaquarium3291

    @hateaquarium3291

    7 жыл бұрын

    Dapper Dan u traitor

  • @blue2637
    @blue26377 жыл бұрын

    god bless moonwalking anor londo silver knights.

  • @yobogoya4367
    @yobogoya43677 жыл бұрын

    "This guy with a door looks like he's going to be fun to fight" XD

  • @keepingmypeace7438
    @keepingmypeace74387 жыл бұрын

    You remind me of Penguinz0

  • @bigdingus3489
    @bigdingus34897 жыл бұрын

    That Prod impression tho, lmao. Keep up the good shit.

  • @LordSirKniight
    @LordSirKniight7 жыл бұрын

    Finally, a 'quality' big dad video for DS3

  • @saintriot
    @saintriot7 жыл бұрын

    3 days grace!? my sides

  • @lornsumm3249
    @lornsumm32494 жыл бұрын

    That "get out of anor londo" was so raw and powerful

  • @NEGOX47
    @NEGOX477 жыл бұрын

    3:31 Like when you want to leave Anor Londo without the chosen one noticing

  • @NEGOX47

    @NEGOX47

    7 жыл бұрын

    3:42 But then gotta do the chosenoneiscoming challenge

  • @countdooku75
    @countdooku757 жыл бұрын

    "I have arms that could please a female t rex" lmao I'm stealing that

  • @jacksonhoward3444
    @jacksonhoward34447 жыл бұрын

    "Arms that could pleasure a female Tyrannosaurus" 👌🏼 beautiful 👌🏼

  • @epicleaf
    @epicleaf7 жыл бұрын

    That dead silver knight just chillin at 3:30

  • @voltwrecker4596
    @voltwrecker45967 жыл бұрын

    This guy's monotone voice is just hilarious.

  • @Takeh07
    @Takeh077 жыл бұрын

    OK , this guy has mad jokes

  • @trevorcline3359
    @trevorcline33597 жыл бұрын

    I sometimes rewatch vids or have them play in the background to get through writing shit essays for English class

  • @Corvo_Caligo
    @Corvo_Caligo6 жыл бұрын

    That prod voice was so accurate I thought I was on the wrong channel for second

  • @noisyboy900
    @noisyboy9007 жыл бұрын

    The monotone voice of not caring just makes it that much better!

  • @imdorgat
    @imdorgat7 жыл бұрын

    I didn't know there were southerners who knew of the majesty that is falafel. Next I want you to take my schwarma and mash it into tibouli.

  • @alafosca5724
    @alafosca57247 жыл бұрын

    0:49 DUDE you have a real talent for this... Holy shit.

  • @monkeyslaye
    @monkeyslaye7 жыл бұрын

    "You may have me outnumbered, but I have arms that could pleasure a female tyrannosaurus rex." -Skidonic

  • @OfficialChrissums
    @OfficialChrissums7 жыл бұрын

    big poise for big boise

  • @TeamOneDay
    @TeamOneDay7 жыл бұрын

    *This is the best poising of all time*

  • @clutchpast6978
    @clutchpast69787 жыл бұрын

    can we just appreciate that this man sounds like a sarcastic secretary while trashtalking these casuals

  • @Starfang9922
    @Starfang99227 жыл бұрын

    "Code name Big Greasy is rolling out." -Papa Skid 2017

  • @gaigeriel
    @gaigeriel7 жыл бұрын

    Dark Souls 3 and poise in the same sentance, never heard that before

  • @maxenfelter

    @maxenfelter

    6 жыл бұрын

    "Poise is inactive in Dark Souls 3"

  • @gorthal1141
    @gorthal11417 жыл бұрын

    that backstabber Carl reference, where is it from? plz daddy

  • @Skidonic

    @Skidonic

    7 жыл бұрын

    Originally here kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZH9lsLyJh8Tbj6w.html And here kzread.info/dash/bejne/iGqalLGiibveZag.html

  • @gorthal1141

    @gorthal1141

    7 жыл бұрын

    Skidonic thx sir

  • @vaalence9043
    @vaalence90437 жыл бұрын

    No Chaos Zweihander +10 ? *You deserve to be R1 spammed by the Cancer Curved Sword with a life regen hack so you'll never die and be in a constant and neverending AGONY AND PAIN.* Loved your vid :3.

  • @GoldRaptor00
    @GoldRaptor007 жыл бұрын

    skidonic is to penguinz0 as irategamer is to AVGN honestly

  • @alexwilson6150
    @alexwilson61507 жыл бұрын

    You content is like Critikals used to be. I mean this as a compliment he was my favorite youtuber but he has started doing some wired stuff and I'm glad to have a new youtuber to take his place. for me at least. Consider me subbed and keep up the good work

  • @puntimes2314
    @puntimes23147 жыл бұрын

    His jaded voice while insulting people is great

  • @jestersnb9761
    @jestersnb97617 жыл бұрын

    That was a sick reference my dude.

  • @mrbubonic
    @mrbubonic7 жыл бұрын

    i never get tired of this kind of commentary

  • @czardonyx
    @czardonyx7 жыл бұрын

    That was a pretty good prod impression, I thought i was watching him for a sec

  • @dakotamilichichi2257
    @dakotamilichichi22577 жыл бұрын

    what do you have against prod?

  • @Skidonic

    @Skidonic

    7 жыл бұрын

    Too much for one reply, but the impression here is just 4 giggles.

  • @dakotamilichichi2257

    @dakotamilichichi2257

    7 жыл бұрын

    Skidonic just prod? or dark souls youtubers in general?

  • @Skidonic

    @Skidonic

    7 жыл бұрын

    Cheech The Creature There's certain shit I dislike in the community, but it doesn't help to air my gripes here. Maybe I'll make a video bout it i dunno

  • @dakotamilichichi2257

    @dakotamilichichi2257

    7 жыл бұрын

    Skidonic looking forward to it

  • @15wuhao

    @15wuhao

    7 жыл бұрын

    yeah fck him, too bad he is like the only one still uploading pvp content, my personal fav praise the sun doesnt care about us no more: (

  • @alexwoodruff7706
    @alexwoodruff77067 жыл бұрын

    The Prod impression holy shit!!

  • @alexandernance6332
    @alexandernance63327 жыл бұрын

    The lack of enthusiasm really sells the video

  • @didaibr1
    @didaibr15 жыл бұрын

    I've been watching all PR your videos and this one is the funniest LOL

  • @Aloofasf
    @Aloofasf7 жыл бұрын

    When I have no more Cr1TiKaL videos to watch, I watch Skidonic.

  • @Cowboy_Dan
    @Cowboy_Dan7 жыл бұрын

    "piss yellow phantom" jesus. what have i been missing out on?

  • @DarkSoulsJef
    @DarkSoulsJef7 жыл бұрын

    Truly you are a poet, such a way with words.

  • @TheKsenpai
    @TheKsenpai7 жыл бұрын

    Step back Junior, let papa Skid show how to properly milk a casual. 10/10

  • @Shtoops
    @Shtoops7 жыл бұрын

    Are you the Dark Souls only version of cr1tikal?

  • @Shimmiy
    @Shimmiy7 жыл бұрын

    i like when your wrecking people in fights and they think throwing a charm will help them when you haven't healed once and they run away healing after every hit they take

  • @iamamish
    @iamamish7 жыл бұрын

    The commentary made me laugh out loud, multiple times. Awesome video, so good.

  • @vanoven9205
    @vanoven92056 жыл бұрын

    Damn, those ds-tubers impressions are on point, as always :)))

  • @SolarFlarehorse
    @SolarFlarehorse7 жыл бұрын

    Skidonic: The Kritikal of Dark Souls

  • @shaundecarvalho6866
    @shaundecarvalho68667 жыл бұрын

    Congrats on 15K, Papa Skid :3

  • @noiz981998
    @noiz9819987 жыл бұрын

    Using the welcome gesture after killing someone is the same as pointing down

  • @zazollo
    @zazollo7 жыл бұрын

    I didn't realize there were still enough people playing Dark Souls 3 to even form gank squads

  • @takenback4769
    @takenback47697 жыл бұрын

    The flash mob remark cracked me up.

  • @mattclax8367
    @mattclax83677 жыл бұрын

    You're prod impression killed me

  • @tylertibbs7147
    @tylertibbs71477 жыл бұрын

    @Skidonic Whats the build, man?The armor and stats specifically

  • @pedambr199
    @pedambr1995 жыл бұрын

    the sunbro at the end is hilarious

  • @MrBones-cu1vi
    @MrBones-cu1vi7 жыл бұрын

    "oh no they killed the tall jawas" instant sub that's fucking hilarous

  • @aaronbenson5410
    @aaronbenson54107 жыл бұрын

    "How in the rectum are you still standing?"

  • @DeadxXxSilent
    @DeadxXxSilent7 жыл бұрын

    You and your one-liners, your the best lol

  • @GenericVariable
    @GenericVariable7 жыл бұрын

    Love your voice and word choice.

  • @Cr0nUs1340
    @Cr0nUs13407 жыл бұрын

    great Prod impression!!! LMAO!!!

  • @cloffman4482
    @cloffman44827 жыл бұрын

    The critik4al influence is strong, but somewhat enjoyable.

  • @kestrelmerriweather392
    @kestrelmerriweather3927 жыл бұрын

    "That salad bowl you're wielding will be the appetizer for your ass."

  • @NicktheLongman
    @NicktheLongman7 жыл бұрын

    Took me a second to realise his shield looks like a salad bowl. Thank you based meme lord.

  • @icetea_isgood
    @icetea_isgood7 жыл бұрын

    Every time you upload I always end up laughing my ass off.

  • @stefangrujic3352
    @stefangrujic33527 жыл бұрын

    that prod thing made me think i swtiched videos that was on point

  • @Jaseroni
    @Jaseroni7 жыл бұрын

    The Prod impression was......unexpected

  • @YftachSrur
    @YftachSrur6 жыл бұрын

    0:35 hahaha omg you fucking killed me lol:"your friend just turned into a falafel"

  • @cuervorojo2000
    @cuervorojo20007 жыл бұрын

    haha that prod part xD

  • @hauvrichunter2488
    @hauvrichunter24885 жыл бұрын

    "oh shit they slaughtered the tall jawas" lmao

  • @VirecGames
    @VirecGames7 жыл бұрын

    LOL, that Prod impression. xD

  • @nicrouthier7226
    @nicrouthier72267 жыл бұрын

    kind of late to the party here but could anyone tell me what armor he's using? Looks great and wouldn't mind having it on my main.

  • @jaketracy1375
    @jaketracy13757 жыл бұрын

    That prod imitation was classic

  • @thatgal8700
    @thatgal87006 жыл бұрын

    That was a spot on prod voice

  • @Vrael7777
    @Vrael77777 жыл бұрын

    Instant respect for that Zwei.

  • @vamatti220
    @vamatti2207 жыл бұрын

    such monotone beauty in one voice

  • @Chrisfragger1
    @Chrisfragger16 жыл бұрын

    Invaders who use the fact that they can run past mobs and their opponent cannot are ALL cowards.

  • @Nukinator
    @Nukinator7 жыл бұрын

    ugh Yhorm's Greatshield... "This dude with a door looks like he's gonna be fun to fight." Thinks about it... IT IS A FUCKING DOOR!!! IS THAT WHY THIS IS SO FUNNY??

  • @Ram-dk4iz
    @Ram-dk4iz7 жыл бұрын

    I need more of these please

  • @BossStone-du4cz
    @BossStone-du4cz5 жыл бұрын

    2:23 is this man trying to parry a TWO HANDED ULTRA FKN GREATSWORD?!

  • @gaypudding2315
    @gaypudding23157 жыл бұрын

    That man with the door...

  • @abrahamsmiley6766
    @abrahamsmiley67667 жыл бұрын

    HOLY SHIT THAT PROD IMPRESSION LMAO

  • @IDontKnow-jm7sz
    @IDontKnow-jm7sz7 жыл бұрын

    What's your favorite weapon in Dark Souls 3?

  • @ShamarRapu
    @ShamarRapu7 жыл бұрын

    I like my zweihander

  • @z0igres315
    @z0igres3157 жыл бұрын

    The legend never dies

  • @onemadgoblin8012
    @onemadgoblin80127 жыл бұрын

    I've never laughed so hard at a dark souls video

  • @derickjeffries5394
    @derickjeffries53947 жыл бұрын

    My favorite part is the new name every invasion

  • @WhyOhElOh
    @WhyOhElOh7 жыл бұрын

    The prod part killed me xD

  • @danthemanlovesboogsugs6181
    @danthemanlovesboogsugs61817 жыл бұрын

    The prod imitation was pretty funnu

  • @chckrbordx8
    @chckrbordx87 жыл бұрын

    Codename = Big Greasy is rolling out.

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