What a unique and thoughtfully funny comedian. He touched on so many potentially-sensitive topics with intelligence and humor and struck a delicate balance that only a rare few could achieve.

@MajorieRoyal

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@dilemmaedm

3 жыл бұрын

Well said. Very true

@michellebarnhill5130

3 жыл бұрын

I am listen to his show right now. I'm laughing so much, this man is so funny!!

@josephculmer4584

2 жыл бұрын

Very accurate description of this funny funny man.

@brandongrimmett480

2 жыл бұрын

@@MajorieRoyal Ljjjj

Seriously underrated comedian! He is freaking hilarious!!

@AlexVellutoComedy

Жыл бұрын

I couldn't agree with you more.

I think I'm going to comment twice about how good this guy is. Maybe the second time people will notice.

@desilyrics9267

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't even notice the 2nd time

@wakenow7612

2 жыл бұрын

Youre crazy

@byzantinex

2 жыл бұрын

Is it identical?! 😳 Did they do that on purpose?! 🤦‍♂️

@TheMinaghobrial

2 жыл бұрын

This guy is hilarious 😂

@danforesman2627

2 жыл бұрын

Well the definition of insanity doesn't mean you are alone

Alex is amazing! First of all, his voice is unique, which is a great feature for a stand up artist. Then, he has developed the amazing skill of walking right up to the line of being inappropriate and not stepping over it. So funny!

@mrhighjynx

2 жыл бұрын

His voice is that way because he is clearly a homosexual - when you’re feminine yet male…that’s how they like to speak. Is this new to you or????

@j.michaeljefferson60

2 жыл бұрын

@Genesis Gunn until he sings, then family guy Chris got it hands down 👇

@andsprite3034

Жыл бұрын

@@mrhighjynx please tell me you're joking. He clearly stated his sexual preference in his routine. Are you new to his stand-up, or...???

@sstanford1331

Жыл бұрын

​@@andsprite3034Its been a year. let it go

@donnahampton3632

11 ай бұрын

Alex and his wife, Annalise Velluto, have a precious little boy.

“Looks like you missed a period” … I about died ROFL!!!!!! I love this guy!!

This guy is so good, I find myself rewatching him again and again. Very talented, great writer and great story telling! 👍🏻

@isacece1334

2 жыл бұрын

He's very smart...he's great!

@1gman547

2 жыл бұрын

You need to get out more. People laugh at all those comments. He sucks. No punt intended.

I got to see Alex at the Dry Bar Comedy show in Tempe AZ a few weeks ago. He's one of my favorites.

@teecee3346

2 жыл бұрын

I was there too. 😀

I have a debilitating chronic illness & keep dozing off while listening & am still waking up laughing so hard. Hilarious. 🤣

He is hilarious, the little caesars joke was so funny, i almost had to pull my car over

"Little Caesar's is the prostitute of pizza!" That killed me! He was so passionate 😂

@lynnkraft6047

2 жыл бұрын

S. Oxfxzofsifo Ahh lox I CC Zofzifi red stirufrr

@copcuffs9973

2 жыл бұрын

Lol @16:44 Stuffed crust double pepperoni $10 & 👍👍

@notsure1969

Жыл бұрын

I'd like a Hot n Ready for 5 dollars, please.

Love this guy, one of the best dry bar comedies! So funny

@JesusLovesU0777

Жыл бұрын

Sherry Clark is cute!

oh my gosh this guy the best! His jokes were delivered in a way to make you laugh over and over again. Even though some of them could be offensive in today's culture, they sure made me laugh!

This guy is different and smart! He stands out from the others and has such refreshing ideas and new takes on things.

Lol, appreciated he gave credit for the "outta the pool" line. I loved the Bill Cosby albums as a kid.

Interesting how much more confident he seems in the second part, and more passionate, and it makes him funnier.

"Opinions are dumb. You shouldn't have them. That's my opinion."

Hi Alex, thank you for the laughs, you are a fun guy. I don't understand why you're lonely. You have a cute teddy bear vibe, like a good cuddler. Best wishes on meeting a woman that sees your positive traits.❤️

@jaimecoutanche5977

3 жыл бұрын

He's joking.. you fell for it....so....he's successful

@FigaroHey

3 жыл бұрын

No man likes to be told he's a cuddly teddy-bear type.

@firefly4704

2 жыл бұрын

@@FigaroHey Why?

@saelmar

2 жыл бұрын

He is married. Maybe this is an older video…or just part of his set

Hes just getting better every new clip I see! Fast becoming one of my favorites

He’s funny and he comes down everybody’s street🤣😂

I like this guy he's got good stuff he's pretty funny and original

Even the girls in my dreams just want to be friends.

@beccaa.8828

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@macysreyous690

3 жыл бұрын

☠️☠️☠️ ouchhh

@1991danar

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@metallboy25

3 жыл бұрын

Wemen want a man other men want to be, and other women want to f*ck

@AizenIsKubo

3 жыл бұрын

And when you don't want to be with women, you are insulted. Society needs to be okay with men choosing to be single. Same for women that want to be single. Then the rest can just chase each other all they want. Japans got the right idea. 40% of millennial men don't give af about trying to get a girl.

ALEX, YOU'RE FRIGGIN INTELLIGENTLY HILARIOUS!!!!!

I really like this guy. Some guys you just smile and nod along with them but this guy makes me laugh out loud.

@caroldonovan3089

2 жыл бұрын

Me too! I was hysterical in bed watching him and this wasn’t the first time I saw this special! 😂

I like the fact that Dry Bar gives us 1.5 hours of comic, however if they are going to do the same comic I feel the comic should have new material. Otherwise I am just listening to a rerun. Thank you Dry Bar for brining us Alex he dose have some great material. I could not help but laugh out loud when he told the joke with the punch line , she missed her period.

@Jeff-xu5pd

2 жыл бұрын

Llllllllll

@Jeff-xu5pd

2 жыл бұрын

Pplp

@Jeff-xu5pd

2 жыл бұрын

Lp

@nodnarbstreams4984

2 жыл бұрын

I had the same issue, I get that they do the whole double feature thing on their youtube channel but why bother when it's pretty much the exact same set on a different night?

@rochelleauge6734

8 ай бұрын

The second set has new material if you can listen, you will here a few gems. His marathon joke second set made me giggle, 4th of July and Other jokes I may have missed from the first set.

this guy is so good! Had an awesome time with this special!

Dude is BRILLIANT! Loved it, Alex!

Alex is a trip! I absolutely love him!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😁😆🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Wow, dude is fantastic! So much better than most of the NetFlix specials

Alex is funny! It’s 130 am , I was out walking my dogs, listening to DBC and laughing out loud..hard laughing. My 2 favorites in life…dogs and funny people💜

@tempesttking5715

2 жыл бұрын

😇

'It just the cake that I have' lol

The funniest thing is McDonald's has a menu in braille in drive thru. The sign is on the drive thru window. Lmao. I asked the lady why they have a braille menu and she didn't have an answer. I really think she just didn't know what braille even was. Hahaha

gee, what a brilliant idea. Let's put two identical sets back to back.

@ChillPill7777777

3 жыл бұрын

They weren't identical. Guess you didn't watch them both.

@gordjennings

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChillPill7777777 you have the memory of a gold fish

@kerradeph

3 жыл бұрын

They're not identical, but yeah there's a lot of retold jokes in the second set.

@avianna7738

3 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say the same thing. Putting two sets together that begin in exactly the same way is obnoxious and uncreative. At least cut the repeated material ffs.

@dgkboarding123

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChillPill7777777 Plenty of recycled content

For the record, I'm a mom, I don't eat meat, and I love to debate. AND HE'S SPOT ON! HAHAHAHA. I Would Pay Cash Money to go see him live. He's Hilarious.

I’ve watched this guy over and over again, his comedy material is very clever and well thought out. He’s very funny and original.

My horse can legit 100% open his stall door and escapes constantly.

@LoveyourzAF

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@LoveyourzAF

2 жыл бұрын

Not sure why im so relieved to hear this.

@heavnxbound

2 жыл бұрын

Mine as well 😂 He’s so cute when he fiddles with the handle and then looks at me when I notice, and goes back to trying to open it.

@meaganlewis6077

Ай бұрын

My goats just damaged the fencing so they could come and go as they pleased One neighbor complained they were getting into her yard/garden but I was home most days and they were always in our yard when we came home Then one day my hubby called to say he was coming home so I stepped out on our porch to see our dog sleeping by the porch, goats eating in my neighbor's yard Dogs head pops up, barks, all goats heads pop up and then they run to the fence, form a single line, go under the fence, this is when I hear my then hubbies SUV coming up the road The goats then ran to their pen and the dog went to the gate to greet dad Boy was I mad The neighbor was right all along

He is hilarious 👌🏾 Not a single curse word. Genuinely funny dude. 😂🤣😂🤣

@chrisperrywv

2 жыл бұрын

First time here? 😉

@sammeyphammey349

Жыл бұрын

Comics are not allowed to use profanity or be dirty in their sets

@sammeyphammey349

Жыл бұрын

Comics are not allowed to use profanity or be dirty in their sets at dry bar. The worst a comic has said was “hell”

You’re terrific. Couldn’t stop laughing the entire set. Dry and intelligent. Thanks. 😂😂😂

@CCANUEL1

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

"Resting Dexter face" 😂😂😂

Your a mighty fine comedian Alex!!

Alex nailed it on every joke!

It’s not laugh out loud every single second type of comedy, but the intelligent jokes are so on point.

@manstyle1

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah you nailed it, he's funny and enjoyable.

Alex, You are Such a HOOT!- Lol!! I've Liked Every Show,+ have listened to them Many Times!,I watch you whenever I can't sleep or quiet my mind to Rest...And Before I Know it- My Cheeks & Stomach Hurt from laughing So Hard!... OH,not cute Lady laughs but Loud Belly Laughs With Gusto (and a few Snorts if i get hysterical!) Alex dear,you Always Brighten my Day! You're Brilliant!! Best of Luck Always~

So hilarious, thank you!! Really appreciate that there is no bad language. To me, that is the mark of a gifted comedian, when they can be funny w no foul language. I had DVRd a Kevin Hart special, but couldn't listen to 5 minutes of it. Seemed like every third word was foul. That gets old real fast. Well done, Alex, very, very well done 👏👏👏 *Standing O*

I love Alex’s voice. I love his humor.

Best comedian I`ve heard in years!

One of the comedians I've listened to again and again so I already know the punch lines but still crack up when he gets to it😆😆😆

I can listen to this over and over again!!!

I just want to say that I am very pleased that this guy can be hilarious without using profanity. I don’t have a problem with a well placed cuss word here and there, but a steady stream of it gets old pretty fast. And sometimes comics who don’t use profanity don’t seem to know how else they can make people laugh and so their comedy is fairly lame in my humble opinion. But this guy really has it. He’s clean-cut and concise and very funny.

@tordyclark

Жыл бұрын

Dry Bar, Dry.

I had to pause just so I could breath. How have I not heard of this man before. 😅

This guy is a diamond in the rough.

Observational humor at its finest. You know how to push the envelope but somehow in a way that gets us all to laugh at ourselves. Thank you Alex! 👍

I totally lost my mind when Alex said, "The sphincter, the most German part of the body!" That in itself creates a fist full of jokes.

Absolutely great!

🤣😂Loved his stand-up! Super funny keeps you laughing beginning to end Lol😂

This guy is awesome!!

Had me rollin the WHOLE time!

This guy had me in stitches, man! The Little Caesar's bit was spot on.

😂 I was about 23 before I finally understood the cake metaphor, too. And immediately thought it was stupid😂

This guy is a genius..... And, I daresay, his comments about lonely people, are NOT wrong......

Love this guy!

Always rewatch it when need a laugh. Thanks, man.

The best!!!!

First time hearing Alex Velluto,,he is hilarious!!!!

Live, laugh, meth. That cracked me up, it's like Keep calm and carry on, it can be twisted so easily.

You are not icky as you are hilariously funny. Great comedian that's what you are.

@withgoddess7164

2 жыл бұрын

That's a back handed compliment. 😝

Alex's housing hunting and dating joke are out of sight. My favorite is the Italy joke. Keep it up, Alex!

Dear Prop Department, Roman numeral 8 is "VIII" not "IIX"

@lelurve

3 жыл бұрын

wow you noticed that ^-^./

@kirstinl6803

3 жыл бұрын

I LOVE that I'm not the only observant nerd in the world! Hello my friend ;)

@yurmabeechaudits3522

3 жыл бұрын

Yet somehow you managed to know it meant 8. 🤔 1+1=1 sometimes

@shadowwolf1762

3 жыл бұрын

I think that has some significance to this comedian

@kirstinl6803

3 жыл бұрын

@@yurmabeechaudits3522 Uhhhmmm .... 1+1 NEVER equals 1!

What a solid and intelligent act! Unique and incredibly funny! The punctuation joke alone, "Missed her period." Brilliant.

Brilliant comedian.

He was too good. I laughed from the beginning to the end lol

Its been a while since something made me laugh this hard 🤣 😂

Just for the Chivalry joke (which was very good). In French a horseman is a "Cavalier". A "Chevalier" is a knight. Knight in France were a bit like Samurai in Japan, at the core it's about being a noble and a soldier, but there was also a very strict code of honor and conduct which included how to treat women.

The slow build up in the first set was extraordinarily professional. His skewed views are refreshing and never fail to hit the mark. I thought that at any second he was going to blow it because he seemed to be teetering on the brink of stumbling over a line. A great ride.

Oddly enough, I ran karaoke at a funeral once. I did it for free. The guy came to my show and explained that his adult son had died and he wanted to sing a song for him at the end of the service. I showed up early and set up behind a curtain and then the father surprised everybody by singing his son's favorite song at the end. One of the stranger shows I ever did.

He always makes me belly laugh, he's great 😂😂

SO FUNNY and Correct at the same time!!!!!!!!!! LMAO Thank you! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

What a gem! Very smart guy, his jokes are amazing, fresh, intelligent and original and you can also learn sth. After 37 min is mostly the same jokes but there are some new ones.

Actually loved the marathon joke...int its full length 😁😁😁

He is just great! Funny and smart.

One of my younger brothers was in that stage of life... he had graduated college, gotten a good job, “found” the girl he was going to marry... and one of my friends asked him how he was doing? “Livin’ the dream!” To which she responded, “you live in your parents basement with 2 of your brothers [who are also in their 20s]!!” 😆 Lol, my brothers were just wise about money and saved up and came out of college with little or no debt! And they all are out of the basement, now..

Bravo Alex! This was very well prepared and executed. 10/10

Your bit on chivalry brings a whole new meaning to the phrase of save a horse and ride a cowboy lol

I always gasp then hold my breath.....when someone says "I don't mean to be racist but" .......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This guy is super funny!!! “All angry comments are left by people on the toilet....”

First time hearing this Guy and I must say that I am very impressed by Him he is really Good and Funny through out the whole set, I'm definitely going to search for more of his performances what a Great Comedian Bravo Alex 👏 and Thank You so much for the entertainment may God continue to Bless you in your future as well.

I love his first base. I wonder, what's the other bases? Lol

Father of my food baby 😆 omg I'm married to MANY foodstuffs 😂

45:50 to skip repeated jokes

@extol2653

3 жыл бұрын

+1 for Zach!

@godislove9307

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, man! And, look at all those likes!

@DT61636

2 жыл бұрын

Stop whining 😒

@kaylamarie7972

2 жыл бұрын

The hero we all needed!

He is hilarious 🤣😂😆

I'm Kenyan and I can confirm that I got it as soon as you said marathon

I'm both dyslexic and asmatic, I just laughed and then caughed my a"", off!!!

@rachellicee2380

3 жыл бұрын

look up parasitic lungworms and asthma. you can be cured with a parasite cleanse.

@KaraZiasapiens

2 жыл бұрын

As someone with ADD, I...ooh! Squirrel!

@curtisfranzen986

2 жыл бұрын

@@KaraZiasapiens What's a squiddel? LOLOL!!

@rachellicee2380

2 жыл бұрын

@@KaraZiasapiens "ADD" is also parasites in the body creating imbalance and nutritional deficiencies..;)

@KaraZiasapiens

2 жыл бұрын

@@rachellicee2380 Which parasite? Parasites are pretty big, relatively speaking. If parasites caused my ADHD, I'm fairly sure it would have been covered at least once while I was getting my bachelor's degree in biopsychology, cognition, and neuroscience. And my dad, with his degree in the medical field, and a passion for parasites and tropical medicine, probably would have heard about it, too.

My new favorite comedian, soooo funny! I laughed so hard! If I ever get a chance to see him in person, I want a front row seat. He's hilarious!

That Pizza sketch was gold

...I remember being in the drive thru ATM and noticing all braille instructions.

funny. interesting to see the rise in confidence between the 2 sets. fyi there is new material in the 2nd set at around 45 mins

@galewinds8212

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you I get that that's his opening joke to cheer the crowds at but it was annoying

A thoughtful comedian! I think this bloke's pretty good, most of his jokes hit and they're all coming from a clever, unexpected angle

This dude is hilarious! I’m definitely going to be watching this video again. Sure hope to see him again on other shows.

Haven't heard anything this clever in a long time! Just one thing after another! Hahahahaha

Thanks!

No matter what you think about his comic skill level, he is actually really good. He makes it look easy,. He's the real deal, this is what he is meant to do. He delivers much better in the 2nd half.