SOMEONE GET THAT MAN A TACO!

@ToasteGhost

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah! Poor Tav! Oh, hi Italy!

@lancemcclain7522

9 жыл бұрын

Ciao!~

@spencerbrooks194

9 жыл бұрын

Tacos r on the way

@lancemcclain7522

9 жыл бұрын

THANK JEEGUS.

@spencerbrooks194

9 жыл бұрын

tavros: gIVE mE a tACO wITH eVERYTHIN,

"its totally safe" "i brought a jump rope"

@austinramey4137

6 жыл бұрын

Knowing him, he probably already broke it.

@NagisaIchihara

6 жыл бұрын

And that is why I love being a Sagittarius

@leonidaz171

4 жыл бұрын

Aaron The Big Gay werewolf same

@leonidaz171

4 жыл бұрын

Aaron The Big Gay werewolf same

@nothingrealynothing.1623

4 жыл бұрын

"i brought a jump rope" "A jump rope" HE BROUGHT _ONE_ JUMP ROPE edit: formating

♐️ "It's totally safe. I have a jump rope."

@uilsoum875

6 жыл бұрын

ZAHHAK,Equis.

@somezodiac8845

5 жыл бұрын

H@k

@somezodiac8845

5 жыл бұрын

H @ c k . . . .

@Pitbull_Named_Princess

3 жыл бұрын

As someone who is a Taurus, And is somehow even the Sagittarius & Capricorn got me more than my usual sign then I guess it is safe to say My idiocy is extreme.

@domross-o9670

10 ай бұрын

Ngl, that's something I'd probably say. ♐️

Omfg terezi's cackle was absolute perfection

ok who let the signs go to a bar

@nicholascordero6600

10 жыл бұрын

Dave

@ketamine69

10 жыл бұрын

& roxy

@RoseTheKitty1

10 жыл бұрын

...And me

@ketamine69

10 жыл бұрын

JuliusMonkey2 I would've but I didn't bcuz I'm like 10

@RoseTheKitty1

10 жыл бұрын

SweetGames✰ Nora/Missing:It's okay you can drink fruit blood (what she calls juice) with me! *-hands you a glass of grape juice-*

Wouldn't a drunk Gamzee just be the normal Gamzee? :3

@BoredomStride

9 жыл бұрын

No He drunk AND high. :D

@baldkiwi444

6 жыл бұрын

Tyson Caretto he S O B E R

@use0037

5 жыл бұрын

Yea

But isn't gamzee ALWAYS drunk?

@ALLxISxGONE

7 жыл бұрын

and high

@Hzl-sn4hm

7 жыл бұрын

Richard Hamai not drunk, stoned

@ALLxISxGONE

7 жыл бұрын

Not GaMZeE Soda is their alcohol, remember all that faygo?

@Hzl-sn4hm

7 жыл бұрын

so he is always high and drunk? he is my hero

@catnep8373

7 жыл бұрын

Richard Hamai he went sober tho

I'm offensive and I find this Aries

@noxioustides

8 жыл бұрын

same

@bearbear2435

7 жыл бұрын

I'm Sagittarius and I think that repersents me Making a stupid joke

@din_5817

7 жыл бұрын

I don't need to be drink for me to be no different from sollux

@iancuresesfernandez658

7 жыл бұрын

Nailed it

@sapphireknight5836

7 жыл бұрын

Remember kids, stay in drugs, and don't do school.

Terezi and Karkat seemed pretty legit XD

When Eridan said 'you're sexy' I thought of Stewie from family guy Dave: you're drunk Eridan: you're sexy

that nepeta voice is fucking perfect new headcanon yeee

@Tabikato

10 жыл бұрын

thank you very much, I'm glad you like my voice for her!

@uninstallyourheart

8 жыл бұрын

SAME

"mY NAME IS TAVROS AND I NEED TO GET LAID"

It's ok for me to jump off the roof, totally safe, I have a jump rope...XD

@cookiebombcasualemail5284

5 жыл бұрын

yep, sounds like me alright, even when stone sober

I'm a Capricorn and I swear to fuck that Gamzee is the most accurate representation of us I've ever seen.

@sakurafalasha295

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's true

guys feferi turns into a fan girl when she''s drunk

@em4403

9 жыл бұрын

Emmaline Haesel

@b063.

11 ай бұрын

Emmaline Haesel

I never drink but as an Aries, this so true. I'll just wanna fight someone then get a hug.

@thispersonisblanked3457

8 жыл бұрын

What are you a juggalo

@thispersonisblanked3457

8 жыл бұрын

***** gg m8 you got me brown handed.

@schmooppoop

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh same

@haliquinn7008

4 жыл бұрын

I'm 70th like, I ruined 69

I love how they started acting like the stereotypical personality of each of their zodiac signs. XD

1:01 Even hammered on her girlfriend's alcohol, Kanaya continues to be classy as hell. 1:36 And here we see the real reason Vriska instinctively destroyed all alcohol on the meteor in the post-retjohn timeline.

@CJCroen1393

5 жыл бұрын

I couldn't stop thinking about how in character Kanaya's was XD

2:11 The funny thing is that Gamzee is always either dunk or buzzed. lol

@dubbiederps1529

8 жыл бұрын

+Nerdy Narwhal Nation exactlyyy

I could just imagine Karkat and Feferi just crying in a corner, with Karkat yelling into a mirror XD

Eridan sounds like Stewie Griffin.

@quicksilver-ace3710

8 жыл бұрын

+CJCroen1393 I read your comment in Stewie's Voice XD

@weeabo5ever845

8 жыл бұрын

every one that reads your comment, had a mini stewie voice as they read it

@jdb_7690

8 жыл бұрын

you know fii2 2tiick kinda doe2...lol

@sarahhill9051

8 жыл бұрын

I know right?

@Nightmareannimations

8 жыл бұрын

yeah

this is so accurate that almost made me cry i'm a leo and i confirm we're exactly like that

@baldkiwi444

6 жыл бұрын

Kim Nascimento same ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@freshcorn1431

6 жыл бұрын

I'm Cancer I guess..... We're a mad bunch.

@use0037

5 жыл бұрын

No im not

So Aradia is the fighty drunk, Tavros is the forgetful drunk, Sollux is the competitive drunk, Terezi and Gamzee are the lying drunks, Karkat is the emotional drunk, Nepeta, Eridan, and Vriska are all the horny drunks, Equius is the suicidal drunk,Kanaya is the fake bad girl drunk, and Feferi is Eridan.

ŌHŌ I'm disturbed at nepeta's

@nicholascordero6600

10 жыл бұрын

Yes "disturbed" is a word that can be used here, though she is right

@Tabikato

10 жыл бұрын

I'm a leo and can confirm this is 100% accurateC~

@emmaskeria317

9 жыл бұрын

disturbed is a funny word

@dancingqueen8976

9 жыл бұрын

:33 < I purrfurr not to think about what happened that night....

@mallycake1359

9 жыл бұрын

Thanks I try >:::)

i'm like tav EVERY day.

@Nightmareannimations

8 жыл бұрын

Lol

@szlanty

8 жыл бұрын

YOU NEED A TACO.... EVERYDAY O_O

@chickengenders7899

8 жыл бұрын

yup more or less i'm not kidding i'm freakin deadpool

@fishfish6807

6 жыл бұрын

same because i am a taurus

@use0037

5 жыл бұрын

TaCos

I'm a Sagittarius. Excuse me while I get my jump rope.....

@garfieldbiggestfan3443

8 жыл бұрын

Jumprope con near you

@garfieldbiggestfan3443

8 жыл бұрын

Jumprope con near you

EQUIUS YOU HAVE NO LOGIC RIGHT NOW. WHO EVEN GAVE YOU ALCOHOL OMG STAHP.

@ellasaunders6028

7 жыл бұрын

AnnaTheWonderGirl01 it's fine! He brought a jump rope.

oh my god this is so... old... LMAO i wish i knew about it!!! thank you for giving me credit though i appreciate it 💖💕

@Tabikato

8 жыл бұрын

+Lamey Jamey Of course! I did try to find your tumblr but I think you changed it and I couldn't find the new name! It was hilarious, thank your for drawing it!

@jxmey

8 жыл бұрын

+Tabikat yeahhh i constantly changed urls back then because i was never satisfied with it... but my new one is reinarosada if you want to link that url instead! again thank you very much im very happy you still credited me, and great job with the voices too!!! have an amazing week, sweetheart 💖💕

@Tabikato

8 жыл бұрын

Lamey Jamey I'll edit it with your new name then! I'll also go over and check out your tumblr~ I'm glad you like the voices and thank you!! I hope you have an amazing week too and thank you again!

I do love the thought of Equius STRONG jump roping on the roof until he jumps straight off of it... We need fan art of this.

gamzee's almost always drunk tho. on his Wicked Elixers

:33 D--> Your alcohol must have been 100dicrously STRONG. Nepeta cease these actions at once.

when you realize gamzee is always almost drunk.

@centaursapocalypse7259

7 жыл бұрын

And high. The one thing I learned from homestuck is sobriety is bad.

Gamzee has always been drunk the whole series XD

I have done all of these. Not drunk. Just heavily sleep-deprived. I have never once fallen asleep when it wasn't just collapsing from exhaustion. Who is this place anyway?

THE GAMZEE VOICE GAVE ME CHILLS ITS SO GOOD

Eridan, you would hit everything, more that vriska

f### im a scoprio.... i never want to drink now....

@Strangely_Sexy

8 жыл бұрын

I'm a Scorpio too, and good thing I never even wanted to Drink lmao

@skythekiiler9600

7 жыл бұрын

Starly AJ #OurZodiacProblems

@ayashiealmario7008

6 жыл бұрын

I'm a Scorpio too

@theamazingsnake5386

5 жыл бұрын

My friend is a scorpio

@ssaturnnnx0388

5 жыл бұрын

Sameeed oof

Drunk Feferi sums up my inner turmoil.

Gamzee should've just been the same XD

@strozanitram8894

9 жыл бұрын

it was

Isn't gamzee always drunk and high

@tomthebat394

6 жыл бұрын

The Devil get this guy a beer!

@use0037

5 жыл бұрын

Yep

“Drunk words aren’t sober thoughts” oh lord..

"My name is Tavros and I need to get laid-!" I died at that part XD

mY NAME IS TAVROS AND I NEED TO GET LAID!!!!

the sollux voice was perfect

I DIDN'T HAVE ANY BEER, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT~?!

I'm a Scorpio... NEVER GIVE ME BEER

Im a sagittarius and mine seems legit!!! XD

Mom: Gemini Dad: Libra Myself: Tauros Cousin: Scorpio Aunt: Leo Should I be worried? }:(

@therubyamulet4104

8 жыл бұрын

plus my 3 best friends are a Sagittarius, an Aries, and an Aquarius

@therubyamulet4104

8 жыл бұрын

+///Anime Bunny\\\ scorpios are SCARY

@therubyamulet4104

8 жыл бұрын

(also my moon is Capricorn and my ascendant is Libra)

@bigdaddywoowoo7680

8 жыл бұрын

+TheRubyAmulet I'm not scary (I'm a Scorpio) when I'm in a bad mood then yes...I could be scary then.

@therubyamulet4104

8 жыл бұрын

+The homestuck Roleplayer I've just disliked scorpios ever since I started studying astrology.. (1 year ago) and I try to avoid them... no offence!

Don't worry Eq has a jump rope XD

0:12 I have never been drunk, but I can 100% guarantee this is my (a Taurus') mindset EVERY MINUTE OF THE DAY.

Tavros's line I used to think I'd die if I didn't eat a long time ago

when I doubt always have a jump rope just to be safe

Feferi isn't drunk, she just was on Tumblr.

@baldkiwi444

6 жыл бұрын

ClassicalO she was on DANK MEMES

7 years later still golden

Johan you had did a *WOW* amazing, job,for Sollux!!

Instead of jumping off the roof i attempt to do front flips on trampolines

Nepeta whyy? Fuck it, I'M A LEO AND IM PROUD!

LMAO AND CANT STOP!! XD

Omg im a Taurus and im not even 21 yet and im already like that 😂😂😂😂

Ooh kanaya how scandalous

♉️ I use to act like that when I was little lol XD

Oh my god tavros at the end is perfection! xD

*sees Sagittarius* ..Seems legit

I told her that her outfit matched but it didn't I'm so bad

Capricorn is me everyday

THIS IS PERFECT!!!

I'm buzzed 'till dis day mates

XD This is perfect!!! XD

@equiuszahhak2742

9 жыл бұрын

D--> I have never been human drunk and I never plan to be.

@terezipyrope8356

9 жыл бұрын

Equius Zahhak YOU SHOULD JO1N US 3QU1US! 1TS FUN! COM3 4ND G3T BUZZ3D W1TH M3!

SOMEONE GET ME A TACO I NEED TO GET LAID

All of these voices are my headcanons now, thanks.

ERIDAN MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD OMFG

does that mean the trolls are always drunk? lol. :33

@princeofhope7436

7 жыл бұрын

Emily Steele Well...Atleast Eridan and Gamzee....The rest...Not so sure.... PS. I know your comment was 2 years ago and i'm sorry for such a late resonse :/

1:59 tHiS wAs FuCkIn' EmBaRrAsSiNg

That's a really good terezi voice impression I gotta say. drunk sagittarius (equius) is literally me every day at school. L E T M E J U M P O F F T H E F R E A K I N G R O O F

"I have a jump rope" Yep, that's me...

WHY DOES SOLLUX SOUND LIKE JASON MANTZOUKAS (I cant spell his name) WITH A LISP ITS REALLY FUNNY TO ME

*Looks at cancer. * Yeah,remind not to get drunk. (Yes I'm a cancer.....Karkat is awsome)

"my name is Tavros and I need to get laid " XD I fuccing died xD

tavros is just. ADORABLE.

First homestuck video ever, how did I find this?

*jumps off roof with jump rope * FUUUUUUUCK

It's pretty funny how Feferi was literally me this one time omg

"It's safe, I have a jump rope," sounds like so many of my drunk Sagittarius friends... and maybe my scorpio brother, if he's drunk enough. The pisces one is spot on (I can't stop envisioning Feferi! Help!)

Gamzee is always drunk...

Ya im a Pisces don't give me beer or anything.... Please.... xD any other Pisces? *scrolls through comments* ...no? No one... Ok NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ALL THESE FEELINGS ;A; Xp

@Mars-yb2rn

5 жыл бұрын

My friend is a pisces

All of those voices are great. :)

Tavros with the tacos and karkat is a sad drunk it's to much XD

It's ok tav, I'll get you a taco

YES EQUIUS XD

@jericieiliel5154

9 жыл бұрын

Equius Zahhak HeY bRo, I'lL hElP yOu WiTh ThAt

@PeculiarLancer

9 жыл бұрын

Nope! I have a jump rope!

Terezi's "I'm just gonna go make out with that bowl of maraschino cherries" at the end was priceless!

I have never been more happy to be a Taurus/Tavros ever. It's the best out of all of them. (Also, it autocorrected Tavros as Tacos 😆

WHYYYY D()3SN'T ANY()N3 UND3RSTAND MY F33LINNGGSSSS *Hic* ((pisces XD))

@cielhellfish2058

8 жыл бұрын

+Ellina Mignon (The Troll) Feferi turns into the average Tumblr user when she's drunk.

@littlebitmoreawesome

8 жыл бұрын

True that True that

omg eq

Terezi and Equius killed me.

Gamzee's 'nope' was just perfect

What I am n0t drunk...0r am I?0_0

@utterlyunfunny8479

9 жыл бұрын

YESSS!!! POST SOME MORE IT'S BEEN SOOOOOO LONG!!!!

D--> Nepeta no

I love how's it implide that sollux just gets wasted.

*WALKS OUT SCREAMING EMOTIONAL SHIT*

..Cancer *Raises hand* -.-