Jenny Slate saying “The universe was like... just suck on it for a second... just suck on it for a second.” Made me laugh SO much 😂😂😂😂

@MichaelAntares

4 жыл бұрын

I love her fangirling of all things space 😍😂

@LavendrHoney

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@Stevenisbelieven

4 жыл бұрын

I love Jenny Slate's drunk take on History. Her voice and laugh are adorable.

@jonabriggs8829

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, while she's holding her Dog and talking about His Penis and her Full Vagina, shesh !!

@jv-lk7bc

4 жыл бұрын

@@Stevenisbelieven adorkable

Soo it has just occured to me that Derek pretty much gets other people and himself drunk for a living. Genius.

@Florafauna564

5 жыл бұрын

To tell stories lol genius.

@artraviaskinner8779

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol😎 dam he's smooth

@akathehnic

5 жыл бұрын

Like a bar tender lol. Even you can have that job best of luck.

@ggsay1687

5 жыл бұрын

It is art.

@mychloebaby1

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, plus he gets to pick up drunk men. Sounds like bar/lounge to me. Brilliant.

I love how the hand holding the space capsule gets into the shot once in a while.

@WilliamJohnson-xf8nt

5 жыл бұрын

Love these guys plus how Kinane says "rock n roll" and "Siberia" but check out Jon Spencer's Blues Explosion's DANG for the inspiration

@danielhance1467

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite part

I died with Gordo seeing the screen come up as "You're F--ked!" All hilarious stuff from Drunk History!

@cyrusfenyx6773

8 күн бұрын

I laughed so hard I was crying

I love how Justin mimics Jennies giggling

@ahexcuseme6936

5 жыл бұрын

He is so damn attractive!

@aaronp9835

4 жыл бұрын

Mr Long is awsome

The real mvp is the hosts' liver.

@danishamcclendon

4 жыл бұрын

Im hoping he drinks apple jucie now and then.

@HLFNINEFIVE

4 жыл бұрын

@Sir Festus watch out we got a cool guy over here

@Roguedrennan

4 жыл бұрын

Danigirl still dtotoositot reeder e suu

@Roguedrennan

4 жыл бұрын

Danigirl totally not

@Roguedrennan

4 жыл бұрын

Danigirl TS rer

The second story deserves a movie of its own!

@sparkymularkey6970

5 жыл бұрын

It honestly does, dude. Like, holy shit. What a great story.

@theninedivides6851

5 жыл бұрын

Kinda gave me an interstellar vibe lol btw amazing movie -edit- but yes this needs to be a movie be really cool !

@sparkymularkey6970

5 жыл бұрын

@@theninedivides6851 Definitely a great movie, but I'm actually getting more of a Gravity vibe.

@kkroberts90

5 жыл бұрын

Gordo was to chill for a movie. 😂 But yeah that'd be cool.

@cman9601

5 жыл бұрын

Hidden figures was about that

Comedy Central posted an entire episode of a show they have on television? This may be the beginning of a better era.

@mac_attack_zach

3 жыл бұрын

Not exactly

@thezelaphant7437

3 жыл бұрын

Oh boy do I have news for you

@TheOnlyRealGamerOnEarth

3 жыл бұрын

This didn't age well at all

@derekanderson8456

2 жыл бұрын

:(

@christydesrochers6111

2 жыл бұрын

Derek ellsey

Drunken Greek Mythology please!!

@deadskrillaskrit2078

5 жыл бұрын

The minatuar story would be perfect

@medusssa3606

5 жыл бұрын

ฯ Inson Minotaur stories are really interesting but I’d be super invested in hearing about Arachne or Persephone becoming the goddess of the underworld!!

@deadskrillaskrit2078

5 жыл бұрын

@@medusssa3606 I wanna see broken promise to posideon, I wanna see half bull/baby and a hedge maze. Someone write this down

@jaywalt8418

5 жыл бұрын

Yes please! Lol

@TheYuvimon

5 жыл бұрын

When speaking of greed gods the addage "drunken" is pretty much unnecessary ^^

I give props to the lip synce, it makes everything so much more funny

@Norsilca

2 жыл бұрын

Justin Long hit it out of the park with that

I met Dr Mae Jameson in Auburn, Alabama back in 2016. She is very laid back and relaxed, but she lights up when she talks about her experiences with NASA

@pamelaac

5 жыл бұрын

Back in the 90s, our Girls Scout district had a group project where each troop honored a different woman. My troop choose Mae Jemison. I wrote to NASA and requested information about her and she sent me an autographed photograph.

*"How would you like to be floating around in the 80's?.....except this is the 60's"* Fkin dead lol

Is it a bad thing that this is how I explain things when I’m sober?

@nunliski

4 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@smutycutie

4 жыл бұрын

NEGUS MBARKA why not

@fester5616

4 жыл бұрын

@NEGUS MBARKA tf?-

@playablecharacter3871

4 жыл бұрын

That mean your brain not work

according to Gordos book leap of faith they said Gordo flew the ship better than the computer.

@sabrinaaudiotel9227

4 жыл бұрын

a true jedi

@2stepjoey

4 жыл бұрын

If I were to write a book. I would get some friends to back my bs. I mean he lived, his story can't all be bs.

@DR-54

4 жыл бұрын

@@2stepjoey dude computers capable of landing a ship accurately took a lot longer than you may think.

@2stepjoey

4 жыл бұрын

@@DR-54 and that dude basically eye balled it.

"He had a five dollar wristwatch!"

@dragoninthewest1

5 жыл бұрын

That's about $35 in 2019 money.

@kevvvykim7840

5 жыл бұрын

Actually, Gordon Cooper used Omega Speedmaster and Omega was still yet one of the best luxury watch brand at that time

@TheTaxburden

5 жыл бұрын

@@kevvvykim7840 omega's definitely arent 5 dollars! Beautiful watches.

@s.r.8564

5 жыл бұрын

😂

Justin giggling along with her LOLOL

The guys renditions of her voice are priceless

@mariosantibanez9895

5 жыл бұрын

Fr they were on point lol.

"What do you got going on with your life?" "Nothin'." "Same here."

@destree6348

4 жыл бұрын

This is why I freaking love this show

I've been binging Drunk History for two days, what a treat, even if I've seen most of it.

@phonephone355

2 жыл бұрын

HE HAD A FIVE DOLLA WRIST WATCH

@rgth3167

2 жыл бұрын

finally just started myself

@djuanbenjamin9149

Жыл бұрын

I do that from time to time…doing it now.

1:38 Justin Long effortlessly pulls off best recital line ever on DH. Spectacular stuff!

@ando1135

5 жыл бұрын

Jay Bingham yea hah he was on point with the lip sync

@maggiemcfly5267

5 жыл бұрын

Evan Rachel Wood was pretty good but I think the episode wasn't out when you wrote this comment

@jaybingham3711

5 жыл бұрын

@@maggiemcfly5267 No it wasn't. And 'pretty good' is of course a gross understatement. Crazy talent. She knocked it way out of the park. Just spectacular stuff!

11:32 The mischievous smile on her face when she almost dropped the lamp :')

We need a Stoned History now, it's legal :)

@0okamino

5 жыл бұрын

I predict a lot of "Whooooaaaa, it all makes sense now." ;)

@sunnylilme

5 жыл бұрын

Brilliant!!

@whiteowl4097

5 жыл бұрын

Dude, order a pizza.

@jonathanscrocco1320

5 жыл бұрын

It would just be honest history lol

@P.Jlive2024

5 жыл бұрын

The episodes would be ummm. I forgot what I was saying♠

Why is Gordo's story new to me? I watch all the Mercury/Gemini/Apollo documentaries... they barely mention him

@Crypt1cmyst1c

4 жыл бұрын

Gordon Cooper's story is pretty much the coolest space story ever. took full manual control of a failing capsule that was never designed to be flown manually, and landed it closer to the recovery ship than any computer had ever done, and did all the math and trajectory calculation on the capsule window in grease pencil. while mildly hypoxic. absolute legend.

@9HighFlyer9

4 жыл бұрын

Probably because of his UFO conspiracy theories. Or maybe all the investors that lost money backing his ventures.

@SKtube0

4 жыл бұрын

From a PR standpoint, he was a terrible choice and I'm sure NASA didn't want any negative press, so maybe he wasn't as "promoted" as much as Armstrong or Aldrin? At the start, dude was married but living with another woman. Both him and his wife decided to keep quiet about their personal lives as much as possible out of greed, because they both saw the potential money that could be made down the line. Not surprising that he's one of the astronauts from that era that DIDN'T really make something from that platform.

Watching this drunk. That qualifies as a double drunk experience

@deadskrillaskrit2078

5 жыл бұрын

The inception of booze *BWAAAAH* Now I'm pouring another drink and now my drink is getting sloshed *BWAAAAAAAH*

@tylerm8145

4 жыл бұрын

Nahhhh dawg same, that means they cancel out. Now we're just learning. I'm almost positive

@smaakjeks

4 жыл бұрын

That's what you call a double blind drunk trial.

Good Lord. The way Kyle Kinane shows up on screen, wasted in that SPACE hat..

"Wolves, bears, all just boners" 😂

@ilovemuslimfood666

5 жыл бұрын

Welcome to my world! :D

"Cosmonauts, Astronauts, AnykindaNuts"😂

@torredurant1523

4 жыл бұрын

Whynauts

@martincerveny2284

3 жыл бұрын

Alconauts :-D

“ehh shame shame give me back my balls!!” im dead

When the guy just suddenly and randomly reaches up and pulls off the Boom mic, I almost hit the floor!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Colin Hanks is following in his dad's foot steps by playing an Astronaut plagued by ship problems.

"I know how TV works"

@DizzyDaGoat314

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr 😂😂

@mai-ph9yo

5 жыл бұрын

*rips off mic*

😂😭🤣 Workaholic’s Adam and Blake as astronauts

@AnthonyDuran

5 жыл бұрын

Cosmonauts, to be exact.

2:34 wow, the Teletubbies sun is old.

@red0421

4 жыл бұрын

No, thats the Teletubbies sun's dad or uncle, or other male relative. I don't know, it's a celestial fireball with a face that talks.

I laughed WAY too hard when she called New York "YunYork" and Ritter actually mouthed it EXACTLY the way she said it 2:15

@GreeneyedApe

9 ай бұрын

"Forget about you, New York" is what I hear

9:48 lol they even have sign that says ur effed! 😂amazing

I love Drunk History! Colin Hanks and Jason Ritter are great. I wish them more work.

It's funny they have Tom hanks son playing in a space skit it reminds me of him in Apollo 13. Kinda irony if you wanna call it that

@wendymccoy1093

5 жыл бұрын

Right? I wonder if they cast him as a throw back to his dad.

"But I have a full vagina."-Jenny Slate Lmmfao!!!

@-SayWhatAgainMF-

5 жыл бұрын

Jenny Slate is sexy as fuck too

@markanthony1004

5 жыл бұрын

She doesn't even have to be drunk to be funny in this...and yeah she's hot.

@thebrain9384

5 жыл бұрын

She is funny. Conduit closing.

@anydaynow

5 жыл бұрын

Full of what though? Right after she told us she cut her dogs balls off. Gross.

"Whos the most maniac Russian we have ?" 🤣

How is Kyle’s shirt unbuttoned and buttoned at the same time?

@robertroberts7795

3 жыл бұрын

Snaps

Gordo is really awesome ! Being calm in this situation, it's amazing.

8:30 The hand wiggling the capsule LOLOLOL! XDDD

: "Oh no don't do that" :" I know how TV works" 😂😂😂😂😂

I just found drunk history. This is the most amazing thing I didn't know that I needed. Binge watching commences... see you in 2 weeks. 🤣🤣🤣

Wow. It's all correct. Everything she says is in line with the way we try to explain reality as of now, and the things that happened beforehand, kind of happened like she is telling. Funny enough, this Wilson dude and Penzias, the guys who found that Cosmic Backround Radiation which they thought was pidgeon shit, had a friend from College named Fred Hoyle. Yeah. That one. Sir Fred Hoyle. Now this fellow insisted that the Universe was static and had been there forever (Steady State Theory), he was so sure that he mockingly coined the phrase "Big Bang" during a TV interview because he thought he absolutely had the high ground until someone proved him wrong. Imagine the awkward night at the Pub when his friends Penzias and Wilson came along and started explaining themselves... that they had basically discovered that Fred's full of shit without even looking for it.: "Oh, and by the way, they wanna give us a Nobel Prize now, LOL, we didn"t even know what we were looking for. But everyone likes this name you've made up... what was it again? Yeah, Big Bang! It kinda sticks, doesn't it? Well... sorry dude... guess drinks are on us." I like this approach to communicate history and science. It's much more entertaining than someone just clicking through facts of a premade presentation. Of course it cannot replace a proper education, but it may damn well spark some interest in people who now can better relate to stuff they normally wouldn't care about.

@alienworm1999

5 жыл бұрын

Even as a kid, I always preferred history over fantasy stories like Harry Potter or The Lord of the Rings. Studying it is only as boring as you make it, and can get absolutely wild if you know where to look.

@yasmofantasmo

5 жыл бұрын

silly man

@chimptor50

5 жыл бұрын

Yes that’s cool and everything but my question is who or what sparked the “Big Bang”? That question never get answered.

@uncle1886

5 жыл бұрын

Well said lol. Spot on....

@LisaMurielBrandt

5 жыл бұрын

Paul Schmdit Check out the KZread video “The history of the entire earth I guess” or something like that. Basically a bunch of chemical bonds, but like...a lot of all of that lol

Flat-earthers must become apoplectic watching this.

@0okamino

5 жыл бұрын

Flerfers seem rather prone to apoplexy in general.

@jv-lk7bc

4 жыл бұрын

this might be the first thing they understand. its public service announcements for dumbasses... whoa ... this could be the solution. how we solve Trumpism .. the whole thing. just get Fauci and the other scientists drunk first before they do the press conferences.. then they'll all sound like Trump, and it will be accepted. problem solved. Cool. You may nominate me for my Nobel prize now..

@soulreadanalytics9781

4 ай бұрын

🛼

Can I just say, thank you for including women in the control room scenes, either as engineers or as computers. It's so easy not to erase them from history - and you didn't!

@fadipola7533

4 жыл бұрын

White people lol

@emilykrey5319

4 жыл бұрын

Fadi Pola and what exactly do you mean by that

@jacobott3382

Жыл бұрын

@@emilykrey5319 white people lol

The cast of workaholics playing Russian cosmonauts and ground control could be a movie of it's own, the skit with Adam and Blake was perfect

It's so awesome they had Colin Hanks play an astronaut here since one of his father's more iconic movies was Apollo 11. :D I also could be overthinking it.

they dont even have food, or Sprites®

@mimie9656

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, food would have been great like some chickens hot chickens

@and_then_i_said_to_myself

5 жыл бұрын

@NEGUS MBARKA m'kay so... just don't by Sprite or Crack... please.

That hand at 8:36😂

"Whatta ya got goin' with your life...?" "Nothing." "Same here. Ah -- Yess, yess, I'll do it."

Jenny Slate is such a cutie, BOOP!

We need drunk history: Night Witches. It would be awesome

9:49 I find it funny when she was saying "wait....Gordo is way more chill than that", and the actor is like "storyteller, please tell me, am I chill or not chill?"

Thank you for giving us Jenny Slate.

"The universe is like, 'Find out about me!'" I laughed so hard at that.

I'm just the Sun. I don't give a s°#+! -the Sun,

@whitneyl.1856

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like the Sun watches too much Rick and Morty. 😂

Jenny Slate is too fuckin funny! lol the second girl "Im gonna try not to swear" - then proceeds to swear through the entire thing like a sailor lol

Teachers should play these in class I might actually learn something

"He's the first human being to do something"

Kyle kinane is one of my favorite drunk story tellers.

Omg, that's Raven Symone playing Michelle Nichols!

@meattrademark1335

4 жыл бұрын

*Nichelle

5:58 This was the best moment. Not only because she's telling the truth, since 1% of the static your TV picks up is actually radiation emitted by the big bang (Shout-out to PBS Spacetime), but it is also the first time I've watched one of these and, personally, really thought, "Yup... that's drunk me alright.".

"What do ya got goin on with your life?" -"Nothin!!" "we'll do it!"

I love how the composer incorporated Mozart's Lacrimosa into the action score ✊🏾

This has to be one of my favorite DH's of all time. Bring back this guest PLEASE!

Thank you for this Great presentation.🏆🏆🏆

How many takes were there? How could people keep straight faces through filming these?

@0okamino

5 жыл бұрын

There must be a treasure trove of outtakes.

@destree6348

4 жыл бұрын

I would love to watch just one day of filming

It took me a second to catch her voice but it's Tammy from Bob's burgers LoL

When she literally cranks the air was when I officialy fell in love with drunk history! This stuffs awesome 👌

I never knew Jenny Slate's voice was so soothing, her voice coming out of Justin Long's mouth/his delivery was comedic harmony.

I think I fell in love with Jenny slate

That last dude is the closest thing to a living bobblehead.

I just discovered Drunk History yesterday...Lordy, where have I been....I LOVE these skits !!

"Just suck on it for a second " LMAO!😂😂

Nichelle Nichols is totally one of my heroes.

Static on old tube TV's is indeed like less than 2% cosmic background.

"I made it. I'm not surprised. It's me, Gordo." hah, good line

8:36 you can see the hand

It’s always weird to think that what are now grown people watched Family Matters. I mean, for some reason I separate that fact from my waking life.

"All kinds of 'nauts" 17:10 ...indeed

Is it just me or is Kyle Kinane’s head like EXTREMELY big for his body? Lol.

Thank you, Derek, for saving that awesome lamp

seeing the Workaholics in space gave me hope in humanity

Now that the first actual image of a black hole has been created, I need to hear Jenny Slate tell that story.

12:05 - "HE HAD A $5 WRIST WATCH!" 😆

14:03 First human being to do something 😂

Jason Ritter is the best at this

carl winslow discovered the big bang

From everything I've ever read about Gordo Cooper, he would've loved the one about him. He really was super chill.

7:10 when she says "Gus", I'm thinking she brainfarted and meant Gus Grissom, who was another Mercury astronaut that flew in the Gemini missions and died in the Apollo 1 fire. I freaking love that even when she messed up she still just switched over to a different astronaut in the program!

I love Jenny Slate. She is so cute and funny!

Colin Hanks is a bad ass! He's so funny here!

@LazyIRanch

4 жыл бұрын

I loved him on "The Good Guys", really funny show that wasn't on long enough.

I just love this show!

I learned a lot, thx

This was NOT covered in The Right Stuff. This guy, later on in his career witnessed a saucer-type craft land near an air force base. Three legs extended, it landed. Humanoid beings got out and took soil samples or something. They got back in and it shot off. It was even filmed according to him.

Host: dont do that Derek pulling on the mi Derek: I KNOWWWWW, I know how tv works😏

This is one of my favorites.

8:36 lmao the hand at the bottom