George: "Today my brother pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be I would get pushed way less"

@firepowder

3 жыл бұрын

"In today's video, me and my friend are un-adopting my brother"

@sweettea735

3 жыл бұрын

Anyone who doesn’t get this comment is probably not called Jared and can’t read at age 19

@jetverdoorn8398

3 жыл бұрын

Sweet tea

@randomperosn-4210

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@RomanSimkins

3 жыл бұрын

@@sweettea735 I DONT CARE THAT YOU BROKE YOUR ELBOW

I still can't get over the fact that Sapnap called Dream "dad."

@kiiwichip

3 жыл бұрын

Also daddy

@turtlegirl8768

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@user-iy1wh1cj7x

3 жыл бұрын

@@kiiwichip PAHAHA

@fw.giorno_kai

3 жыл бұрын

Also Big D

@deeformed2475

3 жыл бұрын

He probably accidentally said it and then went along with it. If you listen you can hear the regret in his voice after he said it.

Dream: the oldest brother Sapnap: the middle child George: the youngest Even tho its opposite age wise lmao

@Aimee-pb9pu

3 жыл бұрын

sapnap is the youngest :)

@biancadiego9798

3 жыл бұрын

What are thier ages

@Hopelessyv

3 жыл бұрын

Bianca Diego George is 23, sap is 19 and dream is 21

@biancadiego9798

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hopelessyv 23 the sugabby's the oldest

@rachelleredd8803

3 жыл бұрын

I love how different the dynamics and actual ages are lol

i love how sap nap isn’t scared to go for George but terrified to fight dream

@okthen4215

3 жыл бұрын

I mean l8ek who wouldn't be terrified to face him??

@Kai-xq1de

3 жыл бұрын

That's sapnap for you

@SgtRaze

3 жыл бұрын

Have you SEEN the manhunts You almost feel sorry for them Almost

@layalsaleh4103

3 жыл бұрын

@@SgtRaze almost

@Littl3Suna

3 жыл бұрын

I mean who wouldn’t

“i don’t wanna get involved” “i don’t wanna betray him” did you not just give george gapples and steak, and then hit sapnap to stop him from getting to george, i- um okay dream

@nug585

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what I was thinking, like he was siding with George but anyways

@mystix1979

3 жыл бұрын

No we don’t gotta talk about their thing.... anyway u know how Dream clutched up that 3v1?

@itskylitooo

3 жыл бұрын

he's a simp

@e_jiuu

3 жыл бұрын

kylitooo. oo lvl 100 simp 💀

@sunnynite7535

3 жыл бұрын

and that's on favoritism

“YOU HIT DAD” IM SOBBING THE TITLE IS SO ACCURATE

@dj7990

3 жыл бұрын

The fact that George is the oldest out of all of them makes it so much funnier 😂😂

@certiomz

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@txx4068

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@Savannaquinn

3 жыл бұрын

@@txx4068 43 seconds

@Rynn-

3 жыл бұрын

@@Savannaquinn more like 0:47

"He hit me first!" -words of my childhood

@JustAPerson64

3 жыл бұрын

Victoria Gutierrez same

@ibaldxo6185

3 жыл бұрын

My sisters favourite words

@ice_cookies2231

3 жыл бұрын

Hehe I’m ur 1,000th like

@descendantgaming5410

3 жыл бұрын

Same here😄

@miker3715

3 жыл бұрын

yup

They were literally like a family, and Dream was there Father, when Dream said "your grounded!", And Sapnap said "YOU HIT DAD!!!" LMFAO 😂😂

why is no one talking about George calling Sap feral dfkdfjksjfa that's so funny

@pr4thidude465

3 жыл бұрын

what on earth does 'dfkdfjksjfa' mean, never seen that word anywhere

@GlowstoneGirl579

3 жыл бұрын

@@pr4thidude465 it's called a keysmash, it's a gay thing

@pluto3465

3 жыл бұрын

dove AHSJHDJS "its a gay thing" STOPP its a bottom thing 😔✋

@pluto3465

3 жыл бұрын

wait-

@guydisorder

3 жыл бұрын

@@pluto3465 as a top who keysmashes, you are very wrong edit: wait.

when you remember george is the oldest of the three

@imsolegitness3612

3 жыл бұрын

It blew my mind once I found out how old he is. He looks AT LEAST 19 or 20

@my_amazing_google_account2824

3 жыл бұрын

spicy cooter he’s like 23 I think

@imsolegitness3612

3 жыл бұрын

@@my_amazing_google_account2824 I know, he looks much younger tho- it was shocking 😭

@zack_totally9170

3 жыл бұрын

fr in the whole dream team dream is the most mature ones and sapienapie is the 2nd eldest or mature ones and george is the idiot/immature ones bcs he's scared to die in minecraft-

@zack_totally9170

3 жыл бұрын

23-George 21-Dream/clay 😏 19-SapieNapie

Looks like George is the favorite child.

@jiraisuzuya

3 жыл бұрын

Dream: I love both my children equally, George, and... (looks at smudged writing on his hand) Snapchat /j he definitely loves both his children equally.

@Rynn-

3 жыл бұрын

@@jiraisuzuya omg I legit like actually laughed, not an harsh exhale, not a wheeze... A legitimate laugh... It's been a while, thank you :')

@jiraisuzuya

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rynn- aww, I'm glad I made you laugh 😊😊

@e_jiuu

3 жыл бұрын

Jirai Suzuya SnApChAt NOOO 😂💙

@journey9641

3 жыл бұрын

More like Dream wants to prevent a murder/an unfair fight

dream building a crafting bench: his house floor covered with benches: “am i a joke to you?”

@pinkflamingo_

3 жыл бұрын

OMG I JUST REALISED THE WHOLE TIME PEOPLE WERE IN THE HIISE THWY WERE STANDING ON- ohno

@hellothere.everyone6024

3 жыл бұрын

lesson learned never stand on a crafting bench

@doges_6864

3 жыл бұрын

*The more you learn*

@pumpkinhwa

3 жыл бұрын

@BasketCase if im not wrong it's a reference to a bj joke

@lisey_6

3 жыл бұрын

Here’s to make it worse: *Sapnap, George, helmet, crafting table.*

I can't believe I just watched minecraft block people argue and try to kill each other for 15 minutes but then again that's what dream's manhunts are just longer lol

@vulp1xiee

3 жыл бұрын

Fr 😔😳

“He hit you! He hit you!” Why is that my siblings to me literally all the time?

I love the multiple faces of the Dream Team. While at war they're so deadly and serious, here we have 15 mins of them fighting like kids

For those of you who don't have siblings... This is exactly how it feels to be the older sibling dealing with your younger siblings being idiots

@MelanieMN

3 жыл бұрын

I relate sm lmao but my OLDER sister just seems to love to annoy me for no reason and then she runs away cuz she knows I ain't letting her go without a lesson;)

@rin_rose

3 жыл бұрын

This is what it is like to be the middle child who has to control the oldest and the youngest who are fighting when the parents aren't home

@thatuzikinnie6077

3 жыл бұрын

Oof.

@MisouNansuri

3 жыл бұрын

I have only 1 sister lol but I think ppl with 2 Sib suffer from this if they're the oldest lol

@hadison_

3 жыл бұрын

it being the middle with three older and two younger...

George: He blew up my house Dream: I just heard TNT George: Yeah, cause he blew up my house

George is like the kid that hits everyone, but gets upset and cries when he gets hit back 💀💀💀

@pr4thidude465

3 жыл бұрын

yall make george look like fragile eboy

@ravi-aahhh

3 жыл бұрын

@@pr4thidude465 where'd you get an e-boy from a child 💀

@t-dude352

3 жыл бұрын

As a kid who used to do this I now despise myself

@ravi-aahhh

3 жыл бұрын

@@t-dude352 💀💀💀💀

@shrekisheck2856

3 жыл бұрын

That's me 😌

3:03 Sapnap's voice tho-

@darlingthelamb

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh I didn't even think it was him at first 💀

@Rynn-

3 жыл бұрын

The end of the laugh tho 😳💞

@jiaaayala697

3 жыл бұрын

What’s the stream called, I can’t find it

@renzzzz24

3 жыл бұрын

Jiaa 99 I forgot the name but its after he lost to techno in mr beast

@Madison-ri6fq

3 жыл бұрын

he lowkey sounds like techno...

You know i just realize is that the oldest and the youngest are fighting and the middle child has to be dad for both of them Edit: Thank you for 1k likes. I didnt expect it to be that much TwT 2nd edit: Thank you for 2k likes!!!

@carolynw4337

3 жыл бұрын

I love this

@baconsoup1864

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@emilial3099

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think that's correct... At least not with the ones I've seen

@lunardoesthings

3 жыл бұрын

In my experience, middle child and youngest always fight while the oldest attempts to get them to stop then gives up.

@Sasingami

3 жыл бұрын

Sapnap is just aggressive as hell and so adorable which terrifies me and i adore him still 😂

george:youngest sibling sapnap:middle sipling dream:oldest sibling

@Toska-animates

3 жыл бұрын

Jozsika Gaming i mean depending on age, it would actually be george oldest, dream middle and sapna youngest but I think your determined on their personalities lol

@jozsi7078

3 жыл бұрын

@@Toska-animates yes

@lilster8968

3 жыл бұрын

raerae rocketz it’s determined on how they act

@jozsi7078

3 жыл бұрын

@@raeannewastakenif you dont get the joke leave the comments

@raeannewastaken

3 жыл бұрын

Jozsika Gaming i was kidding i get the joke lol

when the oldest child and youngest child fight its only up for the middle child:

@guadalupeb934

3 жыл бұрын

For me, it's the oldest and middle child who fight I just watch LMAO

@notturttle52

3 жыл бұрын

For me it’s the youngest vs. the two middle children.And as the oldest of the bunch I help defeat the youngest 😂

@Kai-xq1de

3 жыл бұрын

George should have pulled the "your the youngest you always get everything" card and sapnap would have been like 👁👄👁 I'm like 6 years younger than you-

“If you kill each other one of you dies” -Dream

@kauyori

3 жыл бұрын

•Jade Bv• XDDD

Alternative title: Dream acting like the best father figure ever.

@yn849

3 жыл бұрын

best and probably the most biased

@fyre_hazaard6083

3 жыл бұрын

"DREAM HELP ME KILL HIM" "No" he says as he proceeds to get his sword out

@weafurry

3 жыл бұрын

I wish dream could just replace my parents tbh then I wouldnt have to worry about getting comments like my mom calling me a physcopath because I drew a rose on my arm with marker or having a conspiracy theory made about me every 5 minutes

y’all saying that dream is the older brother but as a middle child i can state for a fact that sapnap’s the older brother, dreams the middle child, and george is the youngest brother

@vixralyric6490

3 жыл бұрын

As another middle, I second this. XD

@ky-9986

3 жыл бұрын

Being the middle child sucks so bad

@kermiekermie333

3 жыл бұрын

as the youngest, I can say I fight with the middle child the most.

@krowscoven9093

3 жыл бұрын

big yikes okay lastborn

@commanderweebsterz

Жыл бұрын

As the youngest kid who gets bullied by middle child horribly often, I can confirm.

Momboyhalo, dad dream, Samsung refrigerator firstborn, baby gogy

And here we see two manhunt cubs engaging in a game of chase, so as to sharpen their skills when they inevitably leave the nest to become True Hunters in the coming years.

@e_jiuu

3 жыл бұрын

That’s actually really cute wtf 🥺💙

LMAO “he hit me again” IS SO FUNNY

Ill never see pizza the same way

@Luzunit3

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@hfjbjvf

3 жыл бұрын

i didnt understand this dono 💀

@EliUnderscore

3 жыл бұрын

Me either

@twinkletoes9499

3 жыл бұрын

@@hfjbjvf same like prego would make more sense bc prego is a sauce-

@hfjbjvf

3 жыл бұрын

@@twinkletoes9499 what

"YOU HIT DAD"

Dream: **looks in chat to make sure kids dont die**

Dream - Dad Sapnap - Oldest Sibling George - Youngest Sibling. Dream - Tired Of Dealing With His Kids Sapnap - Attempting To Kill George George - Scared.

@gusistired

3 жыл бұрын

*Imeanthatsanaccuratediscriptionofsiblingsingeneral-*

i love how George and sap nap rely on dream to kill the eachother

0:39 this just speaks for itself-

@kylebrflovski4044

3 жыл бұрын

" yOU HIT DAAAD- "

@eeeemmmaaaa7173

3 жыл бұрын

"He hit me first"

@gusistired

3 жыл бұрын

“hE hIT yOu!!” *x2*

@thatuzikinnie6077

3 жыл бұрын

"DrEEEEAM- DAD- YOU HIT DA- HE HIT YOU! HE HIT YOU!"

@jhiancarlosclemente6168

2 жыл бұрын

😊😊😊A@A😊😊😊A😊😊😊AA😊aa😊😊😊😊a😊😊😊1😊😊😊A😊😊😊@

10:31 the little laugh🥺

@Sam-fr4sk

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr it’s so hard not to simp for them

@Rynn-

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sam-fr4sk I gave up on trying not to

@Sam-fr4sk

3 жыл бұрын

Pinktiger_123 lol same after a week I gave up completely

@Rynn-

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sam-fr4sk it took me 3 minutes for Sap and like 2 videos (probably like an hour and a half idk) for Dream and George lmao

@Sam-fr4sk

3 жыл бұрын

Pinktiger_123 Honestly it all started with Skeppy and I’m now just simping hard for all of them lmao

The fact that sapnap actually called dream dad was hilarious

6:33 Georgie with no brim

@AGHHAGAHDHHS

3 жыл бұрын

i-

@Borgars

3 жыл бұрын

curse +_+

@_suicide42

3 жыл бұрын

😭

@klaio_

3 жыл бұрын

*Thats cursed-*

@GLENNY__

3 жыл бұрын

OH GOD

YOU HIT DAD, YOU HIT DAD! Sapnap - 2019

@Sn-sy9ok

3 жыл бұрын

2019-? Wait wtf

@jxn_hxvx7042

3 жыл бұрын

mythic ZR this was in 2020-

@shadoedoe8083

3 жыл бұрын

the fact it says 2019 kinda scares me wth 😳

@gusistired

3 жыл бұрын

this was 2020.., right..?

@emaleeallison20

3 жыл бұрын

Quarantine has been a long time but, uh, did you really think it was THAT long??

“YOU DESERVED TO GET HIT ONCE BUT NOW YOU DESERVE TO GET HIT MANY TIMES BECAUSE YOU HIT BACK!” *younger sibling logic that even i go by*

dream gave george food and kept hitting sapnap away from him, so i think it’s clear who the favorite child is

@n4gi_nag1

2 жыл бұрын

The youngest UnU

Ngl the community house kinda fire tho

@isa6546

3 жыл бұрын

ngl the community house kinda lit on fire tho

@orange9673

3 жыл бұрын

@@isa6546 Bruhhhhhh

@riz7855

3 жыл бұрын

@@isa6546 Lmao that is correct indeed

@hailey5309

3 жыл бұрын

This really didn't age well

@Brisnapple77

3 жыл бұрын

Haha what community house ? alot of stuff happened to it the past months

Someone needs to make an animation of this-

George and Sapnap: *My class starting a fight* Dream: *Me in the corner eating popcorn*

@zack_totally9170

3 жыл бұрын

yes.....just yes

@libbyarchibald3806

3 жыл бұрын

When the two smart kids got different answers

10:17 He built a crafting table despite having the whole floor of the house being made out of crafting tables

Alternative tittle- “dream try’s to protected his boyfriend for 15 minutes”

@ieatplastic1756

3 жыл бұрын

Which one?👀

@millyhearts

3 жыл бұрын

I Eat Plastic ahah

@ibaldxo6185

3 жыл бұрын

I Eat Plastic IEHCRHJEXJWDHE GD HDHWHD

@lucinda5921

3 жыл бұрын

I Eat Plastic Lol i was referring to gogy 🤣😅

@ieatplastic1756

3 жыл бұрын

L x c i n d a 😂

i loved when dream said "boys settle down" as a joke but then sapnap goes "he hit me first!" sounding completely serious

8:10 "sapnap!" "leave me alone!" "log out again log out again" "log out again, logougou, loz, log out again!" "cmon george log out! george george log out log out log out!" lmfaoo

Sapnap and George: * fighting * Dream: my disappointment is unmeasurable my day is ruined

The "he hit you' is on point

I love how dream has to deal with this each time they talk or play😂

6:33 george with no brim

@ieatplastic1756

3 жыл бұрын

woooooooooooooah

@kylebrflovski4044

3 жыл бұрын

im scared

@pinkflamingo_

3 жыл бұрын

now it’s a question of who copied who’s comment (cause there’s one with the exact same text above this comment) edit this one was first

@Toska-animates

3 жыл бұрын

chrysalxsm its a pretty popular meme, i'm not surprised that multiple people had the same idea

10:32 😳That giggle(๑,♡⌓♡,๑)

Dream is the only smart one who said he doesn't wanna get involved in the endless battle 😂😂😂

The funny thing is the oldest was provoking the youngest which then made the middle start being the mature one

Looks like GOGY is his fav.. child💞 (I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER😂🤣)

@Toska-animates

3 жыл бұрын

HARSHA ABIELINE S CORDOVA nah it was cause sapnap was starting to kill him first

10:19 There was a floor of crafting bench right behind him Dream just made another one lol

dream is such a dad lmfao

Dream: Is the dad Also Dream: Shoots flaming arrow at his son

@twicestan9921

3 жыл бұрын

Like a good dad 😊

Dream, the dad of 2 toddlers, takes care of their fight, but still reads the chat.

the way i knew 95% of this video would be george and sapnap

3:04 is exactly why I draw Sapnap as a sadistic frick. That and his character is just rlly fun to draw

Sapnap and George fighting like kids while dream is watching his 2 kids fight worth the content

13:44 looks like a scene straight outta a movie

2:25 I don't understand- That literally made no sense to me. 👁👄👁

@gisigacha5813

3 жыл бұрын

SAME PAHHAHAHA WHAT WAS THAT DONATE

Sapnap is the youngest sibling no one can change my mind😸

@hellothere4894

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah- I mean technically he is the youngest

@thatuzikinnie6077

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, yeah. george is the oldest of the group in real life and the youngest is sapnap-

House: *has a floor of just crafting tables* Dream: *crafts a crafting table and places it*

I may be late but i smiled so much watching this video " you hit dad! " Me: woah who is the mother?

@nightthelonewolf926

3 жыл бұрын

Hopefully not a fish like fundy

@ky-9986

3 жыл бұрын

salmon is mother

@zack_totally9170

3 жыл бұрын

Momboyhalo,dad dream,older bro sapienapie,baby gogy

@vijaymalapatil8867

2 жыл бұрын

@@zack_totally9170 pfft lol

My “friends” are the worst and I saw this on my yt recommend and it cheered me up thank you!

@pjmgf

3 жыл бұрын

hi i dont have friends be my friend im sorry ur friends are the worst :(

Sometimes I forget that George is the oldest and Sapnap is the youngest

Alternative title: Dream being a single dad for almost 17 minutes

"YOU HIT DAD" This is one of the reasons I love Sapnap alot

Don't mind this, its for me :) 3:02 3:30

@cringeperson2498

3 жыл бұрын

Sapi napi

My cat start of vid: sleeping My cat at end of vid: ran out of my room

@vijaymalapatil8867

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

Ok I love George and all but not gonna lie it was kinda of George’s fault and dream obviously has a favorite child

Do you think sapnap meant to say dad or dream and the moment hid it

sapnap and george: *arguing* dream: *f i g h t t o t h e d e a t h* edit: george: “hE DraNK STrenTH”

It's like the oldest and youngest children fight and the middle child is supposed to stop/parent them My life everyday And this is a relatable moment.

Dream-Older Brother Sapnap-Middle brother George-little Brother Dream team are sibling!!!!!!!

3:03 I'm in love with this laugh

”If you kill each other one of you dies” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Dream the entire time: “Can you help me build my house :(“

George laughing and giggling just made me melt- IT'S SO FRICKING CUTE AND ADORABLE!!!

they’re just like an amazing family :,)

13:44 dream just watching giving up hope on both of them

"I didn't hit you that hard" was much common in our household.

Dream: *Casually talks to Sapnap about the design* sapnap: **Proceeds to have a shooting battle with George in the background while talking with dream casually.**

“Dream hes gonna kill my house”

Its funny that sapnap said to george "YOU HIT DAD" even tho george is older than dream

George: *shoots dream* Sapinapi: DREEEEAM DAD YOU HIT DAD

“YOU DID NOT HIT ME ONCE YOU HIT ME LIKE TWENTY MILLION TIMES”

RIP the community house

**breaks siblings neck** He hit me first!!

My friend(a dream smp fan): ' Make me regret coming to you house using a word or phrase ' Me(also a dream smp fan): 6 3 6 ' *_Crafting Table_* '

when sap went "YOU HIT DAD! HE HIT YOU! He *HIT* you!" I think my heart broke a lil 😭💜💜✨✨💜✨💜✨✨

"This is what happens when you have 2 toddlers in the same room"

" he's going feral!" *flashback to yagami yato*

@salmonellagiver

3 жыл бұрын

anime nerd

You should have titled this dream being a dad for 15 minutes hahaha

love how George is the oldest out of the three and is said to be the youngest sibling and sapnap is the youngest of the three yet gets labeled as the eldest sibling. (dream is the middle in both situations)

Dream:Younger sibling trying to be big boi and stop the fight but fails George: middle child done with the older siblings sh*t SapNap:Older sibling being a sh*t

Dream is like the big brother or dad dealing with the little kids bull shit every time