"Homewastaken" -Technoblade, the art of roasting

@sad...4854

3 жыл бұрын

And homenotfound

@thecat4404

3 жыл бұрын

*_LMAO_*

@joshuapere997

3 жыл бұрын

It probably was a dono or a comment

@mrmeowingtonw

3 жыл бұрын

@@sad...4854 would like but on 69

@kiwuuspurr1927

3 жыл бұрын

more like, *home not found* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Dream shows up to Tommy Intimidating Dream shows up to techno Gets bullied

@aidanarmaggeddon

3 жыл бұрын

No one can escape Technoblade's Art of Cyberbullying

@tokumo2190

3 жыл бұрын

he literally made bullying a career

@Blackgaming-fj9ph

3 жыл бұрын

It's because he is a mutated teletuby

@moonwolf9250

3 жыл бұрын

I do not like this techno person

@hazel_1237

3 жыл бұрын

oh...maybe dream bullys tommy because he wants to get rid of the anger about the bullying from techno, that is a very sad reason even if it is a script and roleplayed and stuff

I love how when Techno offered "You can sleep here under like a tree or something." Dream was quiet as if he was actually considering it.

@bababubatz8351

3 жыл бұрын

He probably was lmaoo

@guidinglight9082

2 жыл бұрын

Sleeping under trees is kinda comfortable because of all the fresh air!

@marvin532

2 жыл бұрын

@@guidinglight9082 rain

@whoasked376

2 жыл бұрын

@Harnain Dhaliwal did you know lol backwards is lol

@m.kcharles2977

2 жыл бұрын

@@whoasked376 did you know did backwards is did

Dream then: "I have the biggest and most technologically advanced base on the server" Dream now: *stays in the biggest build on the server and the most technologically advanced build ever* Epic foreshadowing is epic

@PinkiKumari-vy1ef

3 жыл бұрын

You mean prison

@Fluttershys_bong

3 жыл бұрын

@@PinkiKumari-vy1ef THIS SINGULAR REPLY CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD

@bruuuuuhhhhhhh

2 жыл бұрын

That’s what techno says in their prison streams, he says almost exactly what you said

@kameronmyles2013

7 ай бұрын

He got bullied into it. When he was lookin at homes i bet he was like "hmm, but theres this really big one with redstone.. fuck i can hear him laughing at me for not having a house that one time.. FUCK IT ITS MY HOUSE"

dream's small pause after techno offers him shelter got me. he was seriously contemplating it. rip dream

@quesproductions7170

3 жыл бұрын

The rational part of me was hoping dream paused because he was calculating that if he did stay with Tech he could keep an eye on Tommy. The meme side was calling him poor

@alliu6562

3 жыл бұрын

@@quesproductions7170 both is good

@phoenixtheborked5465

3 жыл бұрын

@@alliu6562 Agreed!

@Mei-uy9ve

3 жыл бұрын

He was considering it o-o

@dull_demon4717

3 жыл бұрын

@@quesproductions7170 both are good

Dream: builds a house Techno in the background: POOR

@S0fizzy

3 жыл бұрын

*POOR*

@Unknownuser-vq9ul

3 жыл бұрын

*quietly turns on creative mode* Haha Diamond block brrr.

@spillthetae7465

3 жыл бұрын

@@Unknownuser-vq9ul he’s flexing 😹

@skypfo734

3 жыл бұрын

@@Unknownuser-vq9ul he actually had those diamond blocks he just was seeing how terrible they would look

Dream normally: a big manipulator and a scary evil blob Dream after techno bully’s him: *a sad big blob*

@Bobbyondrugs

3 жыл бұрын

*a sad homeles big blob

@hopeless_pain7255

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bobbyondrugs no a sad homeless teletubby

@rumota6066

3 жыл бұрын

@@hopeless_pain7255 no a sad homeless mutated teletubby

@genzllogronio4450

3 жыл бұрын

666 likes

The silence after Techno put down that bed made me think that he was seriously considering the option

@omao4938

3 жыл бұрын

Dream was imagining what it would be to sleep in an actual bed.

@deuteriumtritium9700

3 жыл бұрын

Ifkr😂😂

“His real estate value went from 5 dollars to 3 dollars” - Techno Techno is a huge troll lmao

@skelet8337

3 жыл бұрын

Then he said from 3 to 1 after the creeper blow up in his base

@manwithnodrip9142

3 жыл бұрын

@@skelet8337are you joking or nah cuz I heard 5 to 3

@manwithnodrip9142

3 жыл бұрын

6:53

@You-vm6yr

3 жыл бұрын

@@manwithnodrip9142 he said 3 to 1 dollar after that, but it's not included here

@noob9768

3 жыл бұрын

Why is it when i read this he said that at the same time

“you wouldn’t know my house they go to another school” LMFAOOo

@Kale6196

3 жыл бұрын

uh

@SpiritexYT

3 жыл бұрын

You can't read this comment it goes to another school

@jl_sim0587

3 жыл бұрын

@@SpiritexYT lmao you got me

@alexwarriorsagegaming1337

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@silveraxe301

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexwarriorsagegaming1337 never gonna kombat you up kzread.info/dash/bejne/k2Wem9GwctjdlLQ.html

I can't decide whether this is canon or not like did the script just say: "After Dream visits bully him about him being homeless"

@roscoe4943

3 жыл бұрын

I hope the script said “bully a homeless man into making a house and then make fun of it”

@RobotAnimals

2 жыл бұрын

I like to imagine this was unscripted and Techno just decided “the lore can wait this is more important”

@jenniferchaulam

2 жыл бұрын

/like there's some foreshadowing on the prison,so miiiiiiight be scripted?

@Lina-iv8il

Жыл бұрын

Let's be honest here Technoblade (rip the king 👑) would have done this script or no script

"This guy is some how more broke than tommyinnit." - technoblade

@concept5631

3 ай бұрын

3:57

He’s to good at bullying I need to study this .

@DiegoGonzalez-mc7mq

3 жыл бұрын

"The Art of Bullying by Saberui" I can already see the success of that book

@Masked_Vigilant3

3 жыл бұрын

(In Minecraft)*** of course

@sizoi9520

3 жыл бұрын

1 k like

@ranbo0

3 жыл бұрын

Could you send me a copy of the books?

@CyberRacer

3 жыл бұрын

Techno did psychology so he knew how to get into dream lol

When dream is more broke than tommyinnit.

@amehwican

3 жыл бұрын

grammar eeEEE

@usecodekiwi6472

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@T1MukGi

3 жыл бұрын

I read it as soon as he said it lol

@oldblo0d

3 жыл бұрын

@@amehwican when dream is brokerer them tommyinnit

@demonwolf5250

3 жыл бұрын

He is 😂

Plot twist: Techno and dream are still In a call

@bubuwin745

3 жыл бұрын

Really?

@tojifushiguro8875

3 жыл бұрын

@@bubuwin745 says “plot twist” so i don’t think so

@emilinne

3 жыл бұрын

Another plot twist: Dream wasnt on deafen

@Buh-byee

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: techno was on mute

When a block game smp is more entertaining than movies with millions in budget

@vigorouslygaming5917

2 жыл бұрын

Called improvisation... only geniuses achieve mastery of said subject.

“HouseWasTaken” and “HouseNotFound” really get me.

@ronansahagun1875

3 жыл бұрын

I know right

@rempuia69

3 жыл бұрын

XD We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

@irmen3217

3 жыл бұрын

ikr

@BillTheDisaster

3 жыл бұрын

@@rempuia69 even I get Rick rolled from the comments LMAO

@Ninhydride

3 жыл бұрын

@@rempuia69 I hate you for this

I love how perfect this bit is for Techno. When Dream shows up literally anywhere else, people are terrified and just generally in awe at him. But when he shows up for Techno, he just bullies him out of his house and completely undermines him the entire time. Techno just could not care less about who Dream is and it’s beautiful.

@rhoydplaz2853

3 жыл бұрын

True

@SPACEHARICE

3 жыл бұрын

True

@koiafterwakeaname8991

3 жыл бұрын

True

@thatwolfinyourbackyard6011

3 жыл бұрын

Fal- True

@itscoldwhyrisk2358

3 жыл бұрын

True

"He has access to creator mode and THIS is his house" pls techno the shade 😭😭😂😂😂😂

"You wouldn't know my house, it goes to another school!" Gets me every time.

Idk what is funnier: the fact that techno bullied dream into building his first house, or that he bullied him into destroying it afterwards

@skelet8337

3 жыл бұрын

Both

@dull_demon4717

3 жыл бұрын

Both

@Gelo0107

3 жыл бұрын

Both

@zloygoblinkit

3 жыл бұрын

Both

@duck3746

3 жыл бұрын

Both

The fact that Techno bullied Dream into making a house is hilarious 😂😂

@BisMC

3 жыл бұрын

He bullied him so hard

@BisMC

3 жыл бұрын

DESTROY THE HOMELESS (in Minecraft) Edit: the 4th reply is a bit**

@unbleed1337

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@JimmehBoah

3 жыл бұрын

@@BisMC And real life

@walutin7675

3 жыл бұрын

@@JimmehBoah wth man?

“It’s huge it has red stone” *Dream in a prison*

I just wanna say when Dream started to jump around in front of the house after fixing up the creeper hole, he looked so Proud and happy of his house! 🥺🥺

Best lines are when techno called him a slow runner

@favudd

3 жыл бұрын

Nope the best was "HouseWasTaken ? I'd rather say House Not Found, am I right ? 😂 "

@tird8534

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@urmom-tw6cd

3 жыл бұрын

Who?

@mrmholmberg8475

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Dream is funny playing along with techno’s stream and writing a diary about what techno was talking about

@rhoydplaz2853

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@LukeeBoi

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine he just knew that techno was watching and he just kept playing along Edit: Hello past me, idk why i made this comment, i think i didnt know it was scripted lmao

@ant5894

3 жыл бұрын

@@LukeeBoi that’s what I am saying lol

@rhoydplaz2853

3 жыл бұрын

@@LukeeBoi ITS EXACTLY WHATS HIS SAYING

@ewanko3450

3 жыл бұрын

@@LukeeBoi well it was improv....

I love how this man had netherite the “hardest thing to get” and still doesn’t have wood...

i can hear the smile in his tone when he said “prove- prove you have a house bring me to it”

@elinnun

2 жыл бұрын

@JustChillin yes, but maybe just some people? when we listen to people speaking we may unconsciously pick up on all sorts of cues from their tone, which help us to interpret the speaker. just something i googled

Alt title: Snow Pig Cyberbullies Green Teletubby Into Making a House

@boogeyman8086

3 жыл бұрын

Not the green teletubby

@Morning_Dewdrop

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@svqvwy

3 жыл бұрын

pls this comment had me dying

@somebodyhelp4442

3 жыл бұрын

are you wrong tho

@nafisbb6778

3 жыл бұрын

Local potato farmer bullied green boi for being homeless

Dream: Literally the owner of the server and killed his enemies. Techno: "HOMELESS DREAM!"

@keziaalex3255

3 жыл бұрын

1

@Exwhyy

3 жыл бұрын

2

@slothboy1253

3 жыл бұрын

3

@springerx

3 жыл бұрын

4

@Exwhyy

3 жыл бұрын

5

Dream : I have a house that is giant and it's a red stone house Me : so that's basically the prison you are in lol

“That would be impolite man” **continues to bully dream for not having a proper house**

“Dear diary, today I built a house. Tomorrow, I will build a basement!”

@dfquartzidn6151

3 жыл бұрын

@Lustaria What did the Diamond block do, lmao?

@clearedaccdead1

3 жыл бұрын

:D

@distracted-tea

3 жыл бұрын

@@dfquartzidn6151 He trapped 100 kids in his basement

@dfquartzidn6151

3 жыл бұрын

@@distracted-tea IN A VAN TOO, LMAOOO

@flamingrubys11

3 жыл бұрын

legit sounds like something you would find in some kids house in mc

This is so sad that Techno actually feels bad for him.

@rhoydplaz2853

3 жыл бұрын

😢

@akmalas4628

3 жыл бұрын

You know it bad if a pig feelsbad to you

@cringe7391

3 жыл бұрын

@ASMR Martin Gaming it's not scripted it's improved

@akmalas4628

3 жыл бұрын

@ASMR Martin Gaming it roleplay bruh... The script is when huge plot and need lot people to do the script Also they dont even do the script properly... they skipped multiple techno speech lot times Dream smp script are scuffed af but they cant restart Easier explanation: It just like drawing on tablet but u cannot undo mistake just go with it

@cringe7391

3 жыл бұрын

@ASMR Martin Gaming techno said in the stream its improv (dream was watching the stream and went along with it)

I love how Techno just peer pressured Dream into making a house🤣

"I'm just gonna go to my giant house now..." "Alright" "... Without you" "Have fun~" _Slowly step back, and run away_ *And then Techno following him secretly* Idk why this my favorite part smh xD

“You wouldn’t know my house,it goes to another school” This man is a legend *TEA KETTLE NOISES*

@gabibrock8808

3 жыл бұрын

QUOTE BOOK

@atulyahaha

3 жыл бұрын

k

@dommy1495

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard when I heard that and realized it was 12 am and got me ass whooped mate

@rempuia69

3 жыл бұрын

E We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

@thecubingduck

3 жыл бұрын

@@rempuia69 why

“Poorer than Tommy.” That has to be the ABSOLUTE WORST insult to be hit with in the SMP.

@ElMancoDelSiglo

3 жыл бұрын

@SWAZEXFANBOY Hesohot technoblade

@alannmarc6954

3 жыл бұрын

@SWAZEXFANBOY Hesohot true..technoblade been doing very good 2..dream doesn't upload so he don't get a lot of bread..

@gonnagohate3230

3 жыл бұрын

@SWAZEXFANBOY Hesohot Techno gets $20-100 donos every second to minutes, i think techno makes money as much as Tommy

@Xeno574

3 жыл бұрын

@@alannmarc6954 But when he does the money definitely makes up for the lack of uploads.

@AE_15x

3 жыл бұрын

@@alannmarc6954 He gets like sometimes 40 million views LOL

"Oh noo oh no His real estate value gone from $5 to $3 noo oh nooo" i freaking lost it there.

1 day later : he invites grian to build him a castle

@SuDaixi

2 жыл бұрын

Actually... I would love for Grian to join dream smp as the resident creative mode builder. So much content just exploring his builds and all the awesome shit he can do for everyone. Although I guess he would have to agree to some limits on stuff he can and can't do.

@berojgarno1241

2 жыл бұрын

@@SuDaixi i can just imaginge techno teaching grian pvp

Techno is the only living creature that could bully dream, and get away with it.

@Vision-lz4ru

3 жыл бұрын

That makes sense, like imagine if Tommy did this, he’d get slaughtered by Dream repeatedly lol

@putrakacak5994

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vision-lz4ru hahaha the only one guy that can do this while laughing at dream sure is no joke

@mcvizz869

3 жыл бұрын

Because he is an adult

@millyhearts

3 жыл бұрын

They’re both some of the most powerful people on the server, they have legal rights to bully each other xD

@firestarterv

3 жыл бұрын

@@mcvizz869 Dream is an adult too, he did face reveal in twitch

"Dreams evil bedroom, Dreams evil bathroom" killed me 😂

@xib6894

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@lillyflower9851

3 жыл бұрын

@@xib6894 5:38

@Aweii

3 жыл бұрын

night mare dream? XD

Dream: The nature is my home

6:26 LMAO LOOK AT THE DONATION

Dream: “I have a house” Sources- “dude trust me” Edit: why are you people doing this to me

@h3vrtst0rm

3 жыл бұрын

house

@nanitwice7971

3 жыл бұрын

house

@liamdiamondSWAG

3 жыл бұрын

house

@warrret8271

3 жыл бұрын

house

@slimerite8912

3 жыл бұрын

house

He has access to creative mode and yet still homeless

@kong6581

3 жыл бұрын

Really!!! He has access to creative huh

@Inv4lidGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Only DreamXD has access on Creative

@farland4739

3 жыл бұрын

His sister also have access

@MrcreeperDXD777

3 жыл бұрын

canonically only DreamXD and Drista has access to Creative Mode

@AmbrossDTuyay

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrcreeperDXD777 Alpha male and Dream XD only has access to creative mode

0:48 everyone is talking about technoblade dissing dream but I see a creeper having a conversation with a spider.

Dream fearless, Dream careless, But most importantly “Dream are you homeless?”

Watch the dirt house be a cover for a massive underground castle.

@sen7285

3 жыл бұрын

sadly it's no longer possible since he just blew it all up afterwards rip

@teknoreaper9232

3 жыл бұрын

he blew it up after this

@lolgetrektnoob6970

3 жыл бұрын

@@sen7285 What if it's an even bigger cover up!

@sen7285

3 жыл бұрын

@@lolgetrektnoob6970 perhaps

@dofi2504

3 жыл бұрын

@@lolgetrektnoob6970 plot twist of plot twist

Techno really did just bully a homeless man into getting a house

@El-sc4wu

3 жыл бұрын

Poverty is solved!

@fortune0451

3 жыл бұрын

Quick bully me into getting a girlfriend

@El-sc4wu

3 жыл бұрын

@@fortune0451 Dude, he doesn't have a girlfriend! She's goes to anothef schooool! You suck!!!

@El-sc4wu

3 жыл бұрын

@@fortune0451 [did it work?]

@fortune0451

3 жыл бұрын

@@El-sc4wu not yet but it's 2 am here so it would be kinda awkward if I did

DREAMS BOOK AJSDHGFD "Dear diary, today i worked on my house. tomorrow I want to build a basement! it's going to be the biggest base ever" NO FUCKING WAY DID TECHNO BULLY DREAM INTO MAKING A HOUSE SHADGH

1:32: casually foreshadowing his imprisonment (or just incredible irony)

Cant believe the intimidating green man who’s the owner of the server doesn’t even have a house lmao

@sloopy469

3 жыл бұрын

HouseNotFound

@its_thyy

3 жыл бұрын

HouseWasTaken

@mcvizz869

3 жыл бұрын

Houseinnit

@reshmat2876

3 жыл бұрын

Houbbo

@cho4273

3 жыл бұрын

HouseSoot

Dream: *breaths* Techno: sorry I didn’t hear that I don’t speak POOR

9:04 Tehno : more like *homenotfound* , am I right? The fandom : stop right there, your joke doesn't legally have the right to be that hilarious

Dream: saved techno from execution Techno later on: bullies Dream

The fact that he was using diamonds for his house reminds me of every kid who once built a house out of diamonds as well , i mean at least it isn’t just a cube

@dfquartzidn6151

3 жыл бұрын

Bro, I used to share an iPad with my siblings, back when Minecraft Bedrock was just called Pocket edition and only had the option for an ‘Old’ world type. In one of my most favorite creative mode worlds, I tried to build a hospital out of Diamonds but for some reason, I was too scared to fully excavate and build the basement, lmao.

@FirstNameLastName-il8ev

3 жыл бұрын

I did it out of diamonds and gold haha

@didyouexpectaname7979

3 жыл бұрын

@@dfquartzidn6151 Yeah pocket edition the good old name- Yeah i was also scared to do underground things for some reason

POV: God Himself comes to you on judgement day and you bully him for being homeless so hard that he lets you live

@user-qb9sk5sh1l

3 жыл бұрын

What

@haiminh7630

3 жыл бұрын

Technoblade IS a god himself

@bangu5381

3 жыл бұрын

@@haiminh7630 I'd like to think he's a God slayer

@distracted-tea

3 жыл бұрын

@@bangu5381 He is both

@alrightatgames

3 жыл бұрын

@@distracted-tea he is... THE BLOOD GOD

9:20 Dream: No trespassers allowed (technoblade too) Techno: *walks in without even noticing*

Techno helped a homeless guy get a house what a legend

when he said "you wouldn't know them they go to another school" it brought back memories of elementary school girls who said they had a boyfriend

@dull_demon4717

3 жыл бұрын

The fact i had a boyfriend in another school in elementary school, cause i moved schools. I was kid, so it wasn't a true boyfriend, but still; at least they were real person. Lmao

@thatsveryverysweetofyou9023

3 жыл бұрын

@@dull_demon4717 somebody guilt-trip over here.

@dull_demon4717

3 жыл бұрын

@@thatsveryverysweetofyou9023 how was it a guilt trip? What? You make no sense

@areldyperez8446

Жыл бұрын

"I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, OK?! HE'S THE MOST HANDSOME, HOT AND SWEET BOYFRIEND IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY!"

Its kinda cute how he wrote a diary about his house aww

@ichiyaclub8959

3 жыл бұрын

Probably a backstory? Pog?

“You wouldn’t know my house it goes to another school” “You wouldn’t know my boyfriend he goes to another school” Same energy

@paschalpizzayt2112

3 жыл бұрын

Elementary school girls lol

@maxime9158

3 жыл бұрын

It's almost like... that was the joke gdvshdudhx

During this, I just assumed Dream was nomadic. Camping wherever he need be. What’s scarier: You stumble upon Dream waiting for you in his house, or you stumble upon Dream waiting for you at a campfire. I’d say the latter

Techno : Leave my house, Dream. Dream : *Leaves Techno's house* Techno : I WILL FOLLOW YOU TO YOUR HOUSE DREAMMMM.

I love how he's just saying to Techno, "I'm going to go to my, uh, house!" Then walks away and builds a dirt house

"dream's evil lair" I'm CACKLING

Dream screaming "I have a house" repeatedly is really funny hahaha

LMAO IT WAS THE "Dear diary" THAT DID IT FOR ME

Dream: *i'm just gonna go to my giant house now* Techno: _OBSERVE_

GUYS, he was talking about the prison, "giant redstone house"

dream: *building his first house* techno: *watching dream* Quakity: *continuosly leaves and rejoins game* Me *dying of laughter*

"The amazing redstone house that's just never been witnessed before. I believe you." *Foreshadowing*

@mindtrait0r879

3 жыл бұрын

You've predicted it perfectly.

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. That man walked off and started building a dirt house lolll

What he owns: Full netherite armor An entire SMP A country Many of the most famous MYCTs What he doesnt have: A house George’s love

Creeper: "Expodes" *Quackity joined the game* (6:44)

@w.602

3 жыл бұрын

Any askers

@SAMSUNG-ko9uy

Жыл бұрын

@@w.602 🤣

Damn the speedrunning mods took everything from him

@fart3258

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@DripGoku178yearsago

3 жыл бұрын

They were speedrunning by defeating dream 😂

11:16 Looks like he returned from his off-camera mining session

@reirnz

3 жыл бұрын

WoW hOw lOnG dId hE mInE fOr !?!?

The fact he has a diary is lowkey adorable.

Two of the most big brain players of minecraft arguing if the green man has a house.

Dreams actual house is made of netherite blocks

@BisMC

3 жыл бұрын

True

@turkey2143

3 жыл бұрын

@CORINNE CHARTRAND it's true........

@Sycron

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZaddyStarvin -_- bruv, your watching roleplay, on a Minecraft server and your going in the comments just being annoying, your... different.

@cobra9740

3 жыл бұрын

Is this true or what

@anti808

3 жыл бұрын

He builds with netherite blocks and use Enchanted Golden Apples as a regular food source

The way Dream fake laughs but is actually pissed is kind of scary(I know this is roleplay but still lmao)

3:58 he did tommy dirty

Technically dreams new house IS the biggest on the server, but he can only be in one room

@mr.cyberpunk2880

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes the house that he cannot escapes from

Plottwist: Dream ACTUALLY has a giant redstone house. The dirt hut he was Making was supposed to be a decoy, so techno would convince himself that he doesn't have a house, and the giant house Is in reality a bunker similiar to Techno's, but with less withers and more netherite. Either that, or techno Will soon have a racoon, a thin man with crippling social anxiety AND a Tea Cattle as roommates.

@aryanhanamshet6823

3 жыл бұрын

It's alright dream, you don't have to use your alts. We believe you 😌

@rimmaku

3 жыл бұрын

This did age will

0:40 The voice crack He has a house !

@surprisedrat1

3 жыл бұрын

It makes it 100% better

@irem33

3 жыл бұрын

He sounded so offended LOL

plot twist: the Pandora's vault is his house

*sigh* I Miss Technoblade and Dream being wholesome and Funny. R.I.P Technoblade

*You wouldn't know my house, it goes to another school.*

Techno: Do I show up at YOUR house? Dream: **nervous laughter** Later Techno: **places down bed** you can sleep here like under a tree or something Dream: **strongly considering this**

@hazelnut9968

3 жыл бұрын

Loved that part XD

@nickle-

3 жыл бұрын

@@hazelnut9968 Same ^^

Rest in peace Technoblade We will always not forget the best dreams dirt house

7:13 *Quackity Left The Game*

Dreams self esteem isn't looking too good It never is when The Blood God is making fun of u

It is so depresisng seeing Dream building a dirt/coblestone house.

@penguinpingu3807

3 жыл бұрын

Same, image you got netherite amour and tools able to access to creative mode. And you build a house made of dirt. Cobblestone is not much everyone like cobblestone.

@mdiecttt

3 жыл бұрын

He have a house behind tommy's , I thought everyone knew

"My house is the biggest house in the server"- yep we saw that on the finale.

Techno is the only player who can pull this off . Man I’m going to miss him.😥😥😥

Techno and Dream the chaotic god duo

@A0Newbie0A

3 жыл бұрын

Techno is more of a lawful neutral tho

@2ScoopsPlz

3 жыл бұрын

@@A0Newbie0A *Lawful?* m8, I don't think there's a more a chaotic person on the server

@Kaiclysm

3 жыл бұрын

@@2ScoopsPlz search up a video about the dream SMP alignment chart. Techno is definitely a lawful neutral

@Kaiclysm

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pGiF1pmqk7TLkrw.html this video is what I mean-

@teaartist6455

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kaiclysm The alignment chart really differs depending on who you ask especially where strong convictions about NOT following laws are concerned, but even the good/evil axis can vary depending on what you may consider justified or not or even wheather you consider a certain thing to be evil (*coughhomophobescough*). I think that it's generally something that can only truly be used in a subjective way and with some description of one's personal interpretation of that axis as there can often be strong arguments both for and against a certain character having a certain alignment. For example I personally would put a strong dislike of authority and such more on the chaotic side since it's generally implied to not necessarily mean pure chaos as much as the rejection of authority and of questioning and challenging rather than upholding traditions or social standards for their own sake. Pure chaos would imply no rhyme or reason which I don't think is something a big enough or playable enough faction of characters would exhibit and a complete lack of personal convictions is likewise a rare thing to see, after all, characters generally have goals and everyone has some sort of idea about how the world works or should work. Chaotic characters often creating chaos for it's own sake has more to do with a lot of murder-hobos deciding that such an alignment gives them complete freedom from consequences than that being the only or main valid interpretation of it, otherwise that would once again only cover a tiny portion of players/characters which are generally agreed upon to be unpleasant and I would put the tendency towards impulsivity shown in some cases under a similar banner. RP-wise I think that putting personal convictions that are inherently in conflict with those of the other side of the chart (lawful, in my interpretation at least generally agreeing with the necessity of law, order and authority and likely agreeing with the current application in broad strokes) makes for a better contrast than putting anyone with any kind of conviction on one side and putting only inherently flaky characters on the other. The contrast between conflicting ideologies is simply far richer in potential and in my opinion better reflects the conflict between both inherent in the game than putting those without any particular ideology on the other end, simply because not really having one also means that you don't inherently disagree with those that do have them the same way. This doesn't mean that that's the only way to interpret things, or necessarily the right way which will probably also depend on the exact media/campaign and so on, but I personally find that interpretation to be more serviceable.

“This man is somehow more broke than tommyinnit”- techoblade 2020

Dream: My house is huge it has Redstone and everything... Other Peeps: I guess that's the prison

I love how techno just silently roast him from afar