Selkie: *kills father of her children* Children: *stuck in foster care now w/ one dead parent and the other in jail* Lavendertowne: Why do her kids hate her? Oh, the mysteries of life. 🤷‍♀️

@beembamb

4 жыл бұрын

Also the sons name means shit in french so...

@Jeff-jj3wt

4 жыл бұрын

Oi

@Chinritos

4 жыл бұрын

@@beembamb 😂

@maryanamatey9667

4 жыл бұрын

@@Chinritos it's true I looked in Google translate

@waffle9659

4 жыл бұрын

@@beembambLol I'm a piece of Merde. 🤣😏🙃

*Becomes crime investigator* Also Selkie: *Becomes serial killer* *CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH*

@AlpineSunshine_

4 жыл бұрын

Hop this time right foot left stomp

@imjustbored152

4 жыл бұрын

Intelligence 100

@yukichill3468

4 жыл бұрын

XxEggø_SunxX I smell dexter

@amabsis

4 жыл бұрын

Cha cha real smooth *likes*

@theapelau1842

4 жыл бұрын

DO DOODOO DO DO DOODOO DO

“Her first child is her favourite” no jokes you literally called her second one “Sh i t” in french 💀

@eliannnna

Жыл бұрын

Nice pfp. Too bad he hasn’t come home yet :,)

@eliannnna

Жыл бұрын

Update: he came home :D

@DubDubDilluc

Жыл бұрын

@@eliannnna Good 4 u

@maonyanooo

Жыл бұрын

BAHAHHAHAHA

@Quesoquantum

Жыл бұрын

Merde?

Lavendertowne: *names baby Merde* Me, a french speaker: SHI-

@blancaaaaaaa

3 жыл бұрын

Same I thought that was hilarious

@DiamondVeena

3 жыл бұрын

Lol does that mean “shit” just curios cause my sister told me earlier and it sounds familiar

@dumbstuffthatdoesntmatter8690

3 жыл бұрын

@@blancaaaaaaa Omg I love your username

@dumbstuffthatdoesntmatter8690

3 жыл бұрын

@@DiamondVeena Yeah it does lol

@isabelmedina8823

2 жыл бұрын

🤣👌

Imagine murdering someone while being a news reporter and reporting on the murders YOU committed- Edit: You’d either seem very observant or suspicious

@colorbar.s

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like people would eventually find out about her lies though right? If she investigated murders she committed

@afkasdfFEWFHLGF

4 жыл бұрын

the man wa found dead outside his house he sorta deserved tho he was a total dick

@loganisaemotionalmess9814

4 жыл бұрын

It would be very dangerous- I mean, imagine you add one detail you weren’t told then the crime is pinned on you...

@LemonMelon-vv2bw

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t need to imagine it.

@callm3pj

4 жыл бұрын

Noodle Doodle *and I oop-*

I managed to get 13 murders! Needless to say I um.. didn't have a lot of relatives able to attend my funeral lol

@bittersweetti3351

4 жыл бұрын

seabiscuitsss lol ive gotten 39. I recommend electrocution. It almost always works

@DragonSpaghetti

4 жыл бұрын

If you take that out of context this becomes so concerning

@kittyvibritannia4078

4 жыл бұрын

@@bittersweetti3351 thx

@danebirbhaha7520

4 жыл бұрын

Ti by no Name That method never works for me I always get killed

@bittersweetti3351

4 жыл бұрын

The danganronpa Fan oh well I’ve killed over 39 people with it :l

Selkie: *gets away with murder and manages to escape jail* Junko: First time?

@the_clover_star

Жыл бұрын

Wow a danganronpa comment-

@Skelebro1987

Жыл бұрын

William 30 years later: *awww shi*-

@SharkFinsXD2

6 ай бұрын

Meanwhile William Afton:

Selkie: *murders someone* her husbands: *still in love* logical sense: adios

"She decides not to take a pre-nup, because she doesn't leave marriages by divorcing people." *_wedding music stops_*

@TheLemoncakee

4 жыл бұрын

Red Chin-Rose Your likes. Check it 😂👌💖

@immatureidiot3467

4 жыл бұрын

_p i z z a t i m e s t o p s_

@bladee7686

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacon_bacon *raining tacos stops*

@bluemoonARMYcom

4 жыл бұрын

That got dark

@goawayseniyah791

4 жыл бұрын

1,100th like. You deserve it.

“The Doctors say she has insomnia but I think she just has three babies.” -LavendarTowne 2019.

@samdoezzzstuff

4 жыл бұрын

luv l12 LOL THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PART

@chloechow6891

4 жыл бұрын

idk why but when I saw this I thought of kyler from tiktok saying “murter”

@madmyth3985

4 жыл бұрын

As a babysitter I can confirm it’s because she has three babies. Once I watched some toddlers for an hour so their pregnant and very tried mom could get a nap.

@jewelichuu

4 жыл бұрын

Chloe Chow tHaTs mUrTer, PeRiOd-👽👀😚😇😉😏🤩

@cookiecrumb2715

4 жыл бұрын

True

“He says he will miss her killer eyes” Well played Ryan, well played 😂👍🏽

@sentientmushroom2594

Жыл бұрын

Very smooth

5:14 "Also all her children hate her now, I can't imagine why" - Lavander 2019

Selkie: *gets into argument* Her criminal record: ah shit, here we go again

@urmumgae5816

4 жыл бұрын

I AM CRYYYYING

@ginasoque2230

4 жыл бұрын

Ha!!! Iam frist

@ignoremelol2576

4 жыл бұрын

Gina Soque stop wtf? You're not first at all...

@princess6177

4 жыл бұрын

*YES

@Diddd4444

4 жыл бұрын

- Da CookieAnimates - wtf? You’re not first at all...

*Accidentally steps on Selkie's foot* Selkie: Only one way to solve this. *gets knife*

@fakeaccfakeacc4939

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

3:21 “I decided to get cracking on this serial killer thing before this turns into a 100 baby challenge instead xD”

“Unfortunately I wasn’t able to kill anybody the last time-“ ... wEll dANg-

@youraunt

2 жыл бұрын

@Sussy Baka "well" (pulls out knife) "it's been fun, but i'm just gonna get rid of you, bye forever"

@capybara2244

2 жыл бұрын

Its been fun but now ive got to go-

* is a killer * * gets a job as a crime sense investigator * *UNO REVERSE CARD*

@faithkennedyryan6695

4 жыл бұрын

It's scene

@ZackeryCochran

4 жыл бұрын

Is this Dexter?

@via7002

4 жыл бұрын

ThunderDrummer omg i thought the same

@itsokay1320

4 жыл бұрын

Minty_Berry it reminded me a lot of Dexter

@katieoneil8397

4 жыл бұрын

lol

"he's gonna miss her killer eyes" I'm sobbing

@gaberodarte-miller6430

4 жыл бұрын

I know

@mellywilliams9307

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@gachaevelyn2320

4 жыл бұрын

Ken Renzo more like I’m gonna miss her killer hands lol 😂

@bluemoonARMYcom

4 жыл бұрын

The puns

@sorbet_shark7332

3 жыл бұрын

Ya probly not

“She also got pregnant right away so clearly there getting along” My favorite line in this entire video

Selkie: **kills people cutely** Also Selkie: MAN WHY DIDN'T MY KIDS COME TO MY FUNERA-

literally anyone: *exists* Selkie, holding a gun: It’s free real estate

@carcinoGentisist

4 жыл бұрын

I read it when she said that [Place the wow meme]

@TealEyesPersonal

4 жыл бұрын

The Pink Panda it’ free murder

@ganqing8946

4 жыл бұрын

I liked your comment. Why? Your pfp. *Don't starveeee*

@beee1287

4 жыл бұрын

*ha.*

*Selkie kills her husband and gets busted in prison for 50 years* Lavender: also her kids hate her idk why lmao

@WishfulLPS

3 жыл бұрын

First comment in 10 months and after 500 likes

@kirrakoala

3 жыл бұрын

Wishful Lps in fact first comment ever on this

@WishfulLPS

3 жыл бұрын

@@kirrakoala yes

@randomtraveler4149

3 жыл бұрын

_Well Tom,_ *_Thåt'$ thê jøkê_*

@WishfulLPS

3 жыл бұрын

epic a year now

8:39 I love the black tear under the eye detail, it's amazing. (For those who don't know and want to know, a black tear tattoo under your eye signifies that you have murdered someone, or some people, in this case)

'she gets a major promotion which is really good cuz kids are expensive' - LavenderTowne 2019

“The doctors say she has insomnia but I think she just has three babies.” "She decides not to take a pre-nup, because she doesn't leave marriages by divorcing people." "He's gonna miss her killer eyes" “I unfortunately wasn’t able to kill anybody...”

@Cozmiczzz

4 жыл бұрын

weenuk underrated comment

@kauekairony990

4 жыл бұрын

@@stickmic2 Come on man, they got out of their way to write the video's highlight quotes and that's how you treat them?

@wawawawawawawawawawawawawaw

4 жыл бұрын

The and Peggy of the group your username is me in a nutshell

@varyak4698

4 жыл бұрын

@@wawawawawawawawawawawawawaw haha thanks :]

@asdfgyjhvj7881

4 жыл бұрын

weenuk Woah you don't put effort into life? Ha! Why isn't that shocking to me, of course you're useless!

So like, she basically named her son "merde" (french for the vulgar word used to say poop) and no one is gonna notice it

@SkyBombNoodles

4 жыл бұрын

I sorta thought so too because I know a vulgar way to say poop in Spanish (mierda) and it sorta sounds like that! 😂

@ericcarrfan

4 жыл бұрын

And it's a few letters off from Murder

@seeingsparks

4 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say the same thing XD

@cringe3505

4 жыл бұрын

I was searching for a comment like that lmao

@Ariel_is_a_dreamer

4 жыл бұрын

@@SkyBombNoodles In portuguese it's "merda". It's kinda international.

“I’m gonna miss your killer eyes” *”Dude, what part of me isn’t killer? I am a straight up Serial Killer!”*

Lavender: "Last time, I was unable to kill anybody because my character was so dumb" Me: *visible concern*

Selkie: You need three kills to become a serial killer Also Selkie: **has 3 kids that gave her insomnia** Still Selkie: **cough cough**

@chaoticunknown7317

3 жыл бұрын

I mean- *convenient much*

@binibiningmin4914

3 жыл бұрын

O d d l y c o n v e n i e n t

@TWOFIRSTNAMES.

3 жыл бұрын

*welp her children gonna be gone*

@_itsabee_

3 жыл бұрын

Wait-OH-

@savanaho7687

3 жыл бұрын

She got 6 kills *3 of them were her exes*

What if you did the 7 deadly sins in bitlife? What would their lives be like?

@Novadolls

4 жыл бұрын

That would be so cool

@briezeee

4 жыл бұрын

This is a great idea

@sophia2664

4 жыл бұрын

That seems really interesting!

@laurap.2127

4 жыл бұрын

Omg, this is a great idea!!

@Lynn-kk8et

4 жыл бұрын

Omg I love that anime it's amazing!

"also all her kids hate her.. i dont know why" **kills father figure**

*Lavendertowne: names son Merde O’Hara* *Me:* I see what you did there

One time I wanted to be a “goodie two shoes”, told on somebody skipping school, and when they found out, they killed me at 12 years old XD

@melissabeatty4006

3 жыл бұрын

Omg XD

@calliel9188

3 жыл бұрын

Bro one time I fought with my Bitlife brother and this 6 year old boy found a SHOTGUN and SHOT HIS 3 YEAR OLD SISTER I was pretty salty

@margie5404

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@W4fflu

3 жыл бұрын

Same but at 9 XD

@veryrealdrdog

3 жыл бұрын

What I love about this game is when you commit attempted murder on another student the teachers don’t care at all. When you laugh at someone doing a minor thing, you get sent to the principal’s office.

Selkie: Insult me? *dead* Talk back to me? *dead* Divorce me? *dead* Argue with me? *dead* *etc....*

@christmascat5463

4 жыл бұрын

I wont steal her tea then-

@k.a.t.1.2.33

3 жыл бұрын

*dead*

@Resetium

3 жыл бұрын

What if I gift her tea then?

@mikoistired18

3 жыл бұрын

Breathe around her? Dead.

@staddybot

3 жыл бұрын

Be nice and respect me DEAD

Selkie: **About ti kill husband because of too many kids** Every woman ever: **BIRTH CONTROL**

"Her doctors say she has insomnia but I just think she has three babies" That line is Gold

Person: **exists** Selkie: Ah, so you have chosen death.

@nasrin287

3 жыл бұрын

Axolotls Animated I’m the 200 like lol

@ryobaaishi9968

3 жыл бұрын

Besides her children-

@Luna-0233

2 жыл бұрын

Selkie: *ahem* hi, how are you- *stay down bi-* Person: wait- wha- ah- Ho- hold o- Selkie: welp- no

@VEX_the_LES

2 жыл бұрын

Period U-U

@thebitevictime4243

Жыл бұрын

WAIT NO PLEASE MA'AM SHE/HE WAS JUST BORN

One time in thee library at school my friend (a boy) was playing bitlife on my phone and he got pregnant. He shouted “iM pReGnAnT” in the silence of the school library.

@ignoremelol2576

4 жыл бұрын

XD oh s-

@brentgrimes8826

4 жыл бұрын

Im ded XD

@mochicat5315

4 жыл бұрын

Oof

@Pixel3572

4 жыл бұрын

I accidentally shouted "I kiLlEd My FaMiLy!"

@LavroseRovender

4 жыл бұрын

I remember saying”HECCK IM STUCK IN JAIL FOR LIFE”

“The doctors say she has insomnia, but I think she just has five babies” Best quote from this video

9:50 killers on the run:YAAAAAS QUEEN

“He’s gonna kiss her killer eyes” *cha cha real smooth*

@_snowyalbert7254

4 жыл бұрын

Miss*

@user-ds6bw2my7y

4 жыл бұрын

Noooo

@bluepearl4624

3 жыл бұрын

@๑ Hxrashi Chan ๑ *THE SELKIE-NESS INTENSIFIES*

@angeldust5930

3 жыл бұрын

@@andxr7903 this is the most likes of gotten in a KZread comment😌

@C4NNIBALCOS

3 жыл бұрын

@@andxr7903 you literally messed up the lyrics to teh best song

2:00 Lavendertowne:She meets a guy at the library BitLife:A dude you met at the gym

@kopicat9656

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@meow-yf8ep

4 жыл бұрын

Lol yeah I noticed that too

@elisefr

4 жыл бұрын

Oh I didn’t see that lol

@Eviejupiter

4 жыл бұрын

I just realised that!

@frostbitekinleek2596

4 жыл бұрын

oml I thought I wos the only one who noticed xd

My name is Liam, I like my name, and when I hear someone on KZread say it, it makes me so happy, it's one of the few things that make me genuinely smile, so thank you!

@elation.e

2 жыл бұрын

Whaaa You *like* your name?! I’ve never met anyone in the world who’s actually liked their name… That’s pretty cool 😟

@eraldocoil2719

2 жыл бұрын

@@elation.e Ikr, no one I know actually likes their name.

@elation.e

2 жыл бұрын

@@eraldocoil2719 same

Lavender..sweetie, I’m gonna need another one of these videos asap.

Selkie: **names child Merde** Poor child...

@reagan3889

4 жыл бұрын

mochiloki why?

@xachuiizk._.3132

4 жыл бұрын

Mr.Stark I don’t feel so good merde means shit in french

@reagan3889

4 жыл бұрын

XachuiizK ._. damn 😂

@pescandofish

4 жыл бұрын

Moor like poop child 😔

@youvebeenpoisoned5018

4 жыл бұрын

What a crappy name 😏

I like to imagine an alternate universe where all her bitlife characters are friends,live together, and are pretty much one big sitcom.

@stheticseashellz8629

4 жыл бұрын

Selkie: Hey guys remember that one dude I dated? Isabella: Selkiee Selkie: Guess what I did? Isabella: Oh nooo. Selkie:I bought him a necklace! Isabella:...Oh. Was it tha- Selkie: Then I choked him with it. Isabella: Oh, Selkie! *insert Seinfeld theme.*

@Len-is5ff

4 жыл бұрын

Realitea Ayyy just y e s

@Hello-wo4md

4 жыл бұрын

They'd all be dead lol

@bessieburnet9816

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!! I'd love to watch that!!

@symbolcest

4 жыл бұрын

i love you, bravo

I have the urge to make a horror story about her ghost haunting the prison.

"changing names are good when you are on the run" me: How do you now

My friend trying to explain their OC’s *backstory* to me.. “EVERYTHING IS DEAD”

@ignoremelol2576

4 жыл бұрын

Everything... even me

@Previouslyjeff

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao yes.

@ROMANGCDFREY

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@cerpiper

4 жыл бұрын

That's me too

@sussy6628

4 жыл бұрын

Rose_Budzz 22 666th like 🤯

Mother kills father Her: all her children hate her now, *i can’t imagine why*

@kylie-rg1vk

3 жыл бұрын

Ya who know

@Redokev

3 жыл бұрын

Sarcasm

@lucylinda1275

2 жыл бұрын

I love her sarcasm as she said that

@Lucki_MORELIKEUNLUCKI

2 жыл бұрын

It's called _Sarcasm_

@TheTimbs_

2 жыл бұрын

*You know the rules and so do I.*

Selkie: Has wanted posters everywhere Everyone she meets: Nah. That ain't her. *Wait a minute*

I feel like writing this from Max’s POV would be interesting

Selkie: *annoyed with someone* The amount of people she has killed: Upgrades, people. Upgrades.

@doopdoop4645

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Edas_Tubmobile

2 жыл бұрын

Person: *Breathes* Selkie: So you have chosen…death.

@gj_thought

Жыл бұрын

No, not upgrades, stonks

@pix3l331

Жыл бұрын

Her criminal record: *_it's free real estate_*

"Changing names is a great thing to do when you are on the run" ...how would you know that...?

@skinnylips7293

4 жыл бұрын

*basic logic* 😂😂😂

@tinyboichris

4 жыл бұрын

I mean its I bit obvious lol

@ok-ov2gg

4 жыл бұрын

Rosie Ellis common sense

@ratboy2

4 жыл бұрын

DUN DUN DUN

@ignoremelol2576

4 жыл бұрын

Common sense

5:47 Lavender towne: “She’s gonna scoot right out of there once again.” Me: cha cha real smooth

When you said serial killer- I though "The woman behind the slaughter-"

"Unfortunately for him she does get out of prison so he'll be the 'die' part of 'ride or die'" I'M SOBBING

@levianderson8822

4 жыл бұрын

She has a goddamm plan

@itsmekianthegreat101

Жыл бұрын

sob why

Me: Bitlife: your two year old sister hit you with a car

@corbinfall

3 жыл бұрын

My brothers 5 year old sister chainsawed his arm off in the game over a teddy bear.

@raelynmortellaro4165

3 жыл бұрын

in bitlife i argued with my 2 year old sister and she exploded me with a grenade and i died, I'm still wondering why my mom and dad in bitlife didn't care

@YourLocalFurry6969

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Aychey

3 жыл бұрын

Something that really did happen is that i died at the age of 8 in bitlife from a bully in ELEMENTRY SCHOOL

@fly6538

3 жыл бұрын

My 6 year old sister shot me in the head once lmao

Can we just talk about how nice and calm her voice is

Whenever I play as a crazy person, I always end up feeling guilty and trying to turn my bitlife around 😂 It happens literally every time

Fun fact: Selkies, in mythology, are demons that kill people by drowning them.

@elation.e

2 жыл бұрын

*Selkies

@firestarr5812

2 жыл бұрын

@@elation.e Selkies it is, then.

@itsmekianthegreat101

Жыл бұрын

i know from reading harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrey poooper

@itsmekianthegreat101

Жыл бұрын

whis is what selkie becomes

@t0rtur3d._.p03t

Жыл бұрын

@@itsmekianthegreat101 harry p-pooper?

“The doctors say She has insomnia, but I think she just has 3 babies.” XD

Bitlife: *Greece doesn't allow you to travel there* LavenderTowne: So all the countries don't let her travel there so I tried to sneak in Italy. Me being Greek: *Wait what*

Can we appreciate how the voice actor legit sounds perfect for this type of thing? (Dunno the name, just started watching)

Love how by each picture, the more deranged and insane Selky looks, she starts off innocent and sweet, hen gets kinda scary, then very unsettling, than a demon basically.

@slugfurriescult7285

2 жыл бұрын

mhm! absolutely love that part too.

@Silksper

2 жыл бұрын

Holy hell it does. This is one of my favorite draw my bitlife videos how did I not notice

@theprincessofbunbuns1780

Жыл бұрын

i agree

I love how she always giggles when she says bleblebleble’s name it’s so cute

@autumn156

4 жыл бұрын

Millie I see what you did there

@Rambiz

4 жыл бұрын

Millie xD

@HanakoKun-ch5hj

4 жыл бұрын

@Millie blebleble

I remember seeing this and loving this series so much, just a lot of nostalgia in general seeing this videos

Ryan’s still out here trying to make this a 100 baby challenge 😂 - Lavender Towne 2019

figure out what i said before the edits and you get a gold star

@mr.serpent8533

4 жыл бұрын

Inhumane QwQ a selkie is a mythical water horse who charms people to get on his back. If they do he runs with them on her back into the water to drown them. It still is an ironic name

@rhirhisingsanddraws4982

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Serpent: actually that’s a Kelpie. Selkies turn into seals lol

@tallypaw

4 жыл бұрын

OMG like that girl from magic tree house?

@ClareParkinson

4 жыл бұрын

As far as i know, selkies are seals that can take off their skin and turn into humans.

@DoubleBoost23

4 жыл бұрын

Seals like water Selkie lived in a houseboat COINCIDENCE?! Eh,probably.

*sneezes next to selkie* 'Oh crap...' *next morning on the news* A teenaged boy has been found dead by obvious cases of a drive by (The drive by seems to be her secret move, does anyone else agree?)

@BulbaMike_Plays

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@akikocheyennesantos9565

4 жыл бұрын

Selkie is an assasin, or a professional killer, obviously she would use that method, it’s the easiest way, and if you don’t have good enough aim, you are already in a car, so you can simply run them over, and you can frame someone else by selling your car to someone else before going on the news, basic logic.

@heartsfromtokki

4 жыл бұрын

Akiko Cheyenne Santos This is scarily specific. 😳

@Anna-kj3np

4 жыл бұрын

Akiko Cheyenne Santos The fact that that’s obvious to you scares me

@holczy0

4 жыл бұрын

You can commit so many murders that you get sentenced for billions of years and the lawyers will literally give you infinite money and get you out of prison totally legally

I've been going downhill in art skills so I watch lavendertowne. I've been getting better. Like, AMAZING!! Thanks you so much lavendertowne

did you just name the baby "merde" you know that means "shit" in french right

@jackofhearts5542

4 жыл бұрын

Not everybody is french

@adriancooke8115

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackofhearts5542 Lolol I know I just love the idea of someone having to go through life with the name "merde"

@idkidrc6541

4 жыл бұрын

adrian cooke I’m pretty sure she knows merde means shit, no need to assume otherwise

@shimmerxoxo_

4 жыл бұрын

Poor poor child

@astr9kat

4 жыл бұрын

🔫 Jahajahahahajajaj8iqissisjksskjeisjswiiws

I love these draw Bitlife's so much and I love your videos. Thanks for posting!!♥️

@biohazardiv

4 жыл бұрын

what are you looking at?? *UNLIKE! UN LIKEEEEEEEEE!*

@rainchuu9704

4 жыл бұрын

ALEXToons agreed

me: sees that she changed the name from eva to eve also me who is named Eva: *internal screaming*

Thank you Lavender Towne! Your videos have inspired me to get into art and overall, they make me very happy. Keep doing what you are doing. Love ya!💖

“She decides not to take a prenup because she doesn’t leave marriages by divorcing people.” Are you saying she kills them?

@nebwhah5100

3 жыл бұрын

GRELL

@clunkyinc.5156

2 жыл бұрын

No, she black widows them.

@Mushr00mG0ddess

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, that is just about what happens. I mean… they…. Disappear. Yeah. 😂

"So he will be the DIE part of ride or die" - LavenderTowne, 2019.

@markkelly7613

4 жыл бұрын

Hi

Wow this, even though it was a murder story, was so beautiful. You're voice the way you draw and obviously the story just matched perfectly ✌🏾

Selkie: names her baby shit Everyone: yeah that’s fine

I love how you made her a villain that, while she had redeeming qualities, she still failed to live up to them. The way Selkie lived was akin to that of a sociopath- and I mean the clinical definition of a sociopath, not the definition of one that we commonly hear in the media(that is more befitting of a clinical psychopath- though that's another matter). Sociopaths have, above all else, impaired empathy from, at the absolute least, a cognitive standpoint. They can establish bonds and feel compassion for others, but they have a harder time associating with even those they care for- the people they care for and the norms of society have less of a bearing on their actions and decisions. In regards to her character, this is best exemplified in her genuine love towards her cat, her sister, and even her daughters, with her even suffering depression when one of the lattermost died. This brings me to my second part on the matter of sociopathy- a lot of true sociopaths are overly-emotional and impulsive at best, and reckless and violent at worst. They let revenge and snap-judgement mindsets cloud their thought process, which leads to consequences in due time. In Selkie, this is best exemplified by her lack of responsibility for herself and her criminal behavior, as well as her fickle mindset- in her life, she only killed due to stress or out of a sense of immature vindication, found herself forced to escape prison more than once, and had three husbands- two of them dying at her hand. Overall, I wanted to praise you for making Selkie more than just a psychotic murderer, at least from a narrative standpoint. You didn't make her purely evil; you still gave her something recognizably human in her mindset and even her behavior, even if it failed to change her for the better.

@poko1439

4 жыл бұрын

holy hell this is i n t e n s e

@novideo10kchallenge5

4 жыл бұрын

You either study psychology,are a detective,are a murderer or watch criminal minds

@elierickson298

4 жыл бұрын

@@novideo10kchallenge5 Mainly the first one, to be honest.

@velvetkisszs1516

4 жыл бұрын

Nice essay

@dottysketches

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my wow

No one : Absolutely no one : Selkie: lets become a crime investigator so i can hide my evidence when i kill literally everybody

@matthewjenks5615

3 жыл бұрын

𝔛𝔡

"I'm gonna miss your killer eyes" *freaking respect*

“The doctor says she has insomnia, but I think she has 3 babies.” *perfect diagnosis*

Psychology graduate, crime investigation, murder spree PARKOUR

@kopicat9656

4 жыл бұрын

That's what she said 😏

@maccychee3858

4 жыл бұрын

@@kopicat9656 I don't get is parkour isn't sexy

I can'tt be the only person who noticed this: "I was the result of a Netflix and chill"

@letsdrawtogether4885

3 жыл бұрын

Y e s

@-sweetdreams-8045

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I noticed that

i like how to captions say ">:D" at 1:55

Selkie: *becomes serial killer* Also selkie: *becomes crime investigator* She just put a good uno reverse card there.

Me: Yay, this character's from where I'm from! Me: *sees video title* Me: ... uh... yay?

@sillychuu

4 жыл бұрын

Actually same for me but I was like *YAYYYYY!!!!*

@pinkypie1781

4 жыл бұрын

Was thinking the same think XD

@laurentiare

4 жыл бұрын

I was like wait...am I supposed to be offended?

Whoever here can speak French must have been laughing there head off when she named her child merde.

@Miithekid

3 жыл бұрын

Yas 😂

@bezmagica

3 жыл бұрын

Me

@elation.e

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed my head off when I read the comments Shit.

@idontcare6629

2 жыл бұрын

Yes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Though her face being turned to mashed potatos might’ve helped“ WHAT

Is it just me or does sulkie seem like a story you never want too end

BitLife: You met a guy at the gym. Haley: She met a guy at the library. Me: *_spits out red bull_*

@nininyoko13

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, also: Bitlife: You gave birth to a baby GIRL, what do you name her? Her: Well, let's name her after my dead cat Max!

@arthurmorgan9116

3 жыл бұрын

Lavender your pretty good at writing stories from bitlife

@willowwisp2981

3 жыл бұрын

@@nininyoko13 Max is a gender neutral name. Not that I'm sure Selkie would care.

@obiestover5084

2 жыл бұрын

@@willowwisp2981 I think it was more the fact that the child was named after a dead cat than the gender on the name...

@zaybeol

2 жыл бұрын

@Obie Stover then why would they put girl on caps lock?

Both her lovers where names Ryan xD Edit:her first two actually

@mandyteagachaedits6367

4 жыл бұрын

ArielMaddieBlue 17 her first was Rian her second was Ryan

@tinyboichris

4 жыл бұрын

@@mandyteagachaedits6367 eh, close enough 😂

The plot is so beautifully made even though it's just a simulation randomly generated, like: •She had a loving husband and family •Her cat which she truly love died •She names her newest child after them •She becomes a crime scene investigator •She (likely) felt some inspiration of the people who commit awful crimes without much reason whatsoever, and even learns what evidence that gets you caught •Her husband is rich, but a prenup means she can't divorce him for the money •A prenup doesn't cover murder Like, it just is so fitting, I have no words

Lavender:She met a guy at the library BitLife:She met a guy at the gym

Someone in the army next! They put in new mini-games for that one too. And it’d be fun to draw

“I unfortunately wasn’t able to kill anybody...” *FBI wants to: know your location*

2:35 “she doesn’t leave people by divorcing them.” Wut 😀😄😀

@nvenvieliner3698

Жыл бұрын

She murders them >:)

She smiled in her mugshot I love that

LavenderTown: I have faith in Selkie She will be a serial killer When she said that I got creeped out