"Thanks for being my dog🥰☺😇" "Thanks for being my man😏👅😜"

@arttech-lopo

3 жыл бұрын

I kind of cringe...since the dog (or his online human avatar) is...yeah...

@rravaelrio315

3 жыл бұрын

@@arttech-lopo what? The armor? (Typo?)

@arttech-lopo

3 жыл бұрын

@@rravaelrio315 since Ren is a love interest, hearing him say “thanks for being my man” made it sound so wrong (or maybe I made it sound wrong)🤣🤣🤣

@verbrandesojaboon3951

3 жыл бұрын

In sub he says babe✋💀

@halehydraa

3 жыл бұрын

That was really wtf

I've never laughed so hard at an English dub ever in my entire life. I swear, it sounds like they just got a random guy off the street, told him to say all these lines, and then just pitched his voice up or down as needed lol

@arttech-lopo

3 жыл бұрын

Well Gabriel Regojo is not a name you commonly hear (he had “additional characters” to his name before he was cast as Aoba) but I agree, I wouldn’t cast him as Aoba if he gonna give me flat & deadpan deliveries like these. But if I was in the ADV director’s chair I would go “that’s great, but Atsushi gave it some emotional depth, like he’s more annoyed than angry so can you say that line again but give the hint of “I love you but I want to punch you in your snarky little face”, ok?”

@eli1298

3 жыл бұрын

Watch the ghost stories English dub, thats an adventure (because it didn't do very well the English va's basically got to say whatever they wanted, there are some good compilations here on KZread 🤣)

@damayonnaise

3 жыл бұрын

@@eli1298 I love the GS dub, that's amazing too XD

@Leonskennedy1998

3 жыл бұрын

Try watching ghost stories in dub it’s hilarious

@ZephyrLucki

2 жыл бұрын

Diabolik Lovers dub with Yui constant moaning

The “I need you too you selfish bitch” had me ROLLING XD

@oldgold2793

2 жыл бұрын

I just didn't believe he said that- omg

@helloimeiri8468

2 жыл бұрын

I literally can not believe that was an actual line someone signed off on.

@ObeyLucifer

2 жыл бұрын

It completely threw me off guard. Seriously this show in the english dub is a comedy 😭😭😭

@anonymousbutterfly2005

Жыл бұрын

Same here.

@epistemological

Жыл бұрын

I KNOW it’s your typical “I need you too dummy!!” thing but “Selfish Bitch” just sounds so out of place its hilarious

I still cannot believe this dub is real lmao

@user-eg2kd3wc8s

3 жыл бұрын

JWKAHAHAHAH I CANT

@nostop4524

3 жыл бұрын

And it still saddens me :,)

@halehydraa

3 жыл бұрын

They sounds the same I don't think so??

@asumi7522

2 жыл бұрын

It FEELS like the ghost Storys dub doesn't it?

@mux2025

2 жыл бұрын

@@asumi7522 its BETTER

1:10 "I've had that for 19 years" " _oH mAn-_ "

@vxy.5393

2 жыл бұрын

"dOn't dO it.😡"

@boomgirlbucko

4 ай бұрын

The dub may be awful but you gotta admit that Dub Aoba is iconic in his own hilarious way.

I hate this because now I can't do online shopping without thinking or saying "Well...I'm just..looking at some chairs here" LMAAAO

@FRALICESAW15

3 жыл бұрын

Hey man :)

'Well I'm just looking at some chairs here' literally sent me I am sobbing 😩

@Somethingsomethingcoolname_

2 жыл бұрын

Same oh my godd 💀

@moso-bunnie

Жыл бұрын

Same lmao

"Thanks for being my dog." "Thanks for being my man." Its 2021 and I still can't get over this.

@chibichan9586

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂that part just came up

@1-800-darkhaloz

2 жыл бұрын

Now 2022

@madlady4598

Жыл бұрын

2023 at the moment, I still love it

@MiraTheWarlock

Жыл бұрын

I mean in certain routes-

@someonewho

6 ай бұрын

2024 I still cant

“and i need you too, you selfish bitch” that SENT ME

I can't fuckin believe i watched this in like middle school i think

@olivia9529

3 жыл бұрын

I thought this was peak media in 8th grade

@sumdood5355

3 жыл бұрын

YOO SAME IN 8TH GRADE

@ph4nguin

3 жыл бұрын

FUCK SAME AND THEN I RELAIZE THE DUB IS 🤮

@dragonboimmdvideos

3 жыл бұрын

my gay emo phase

@rottenkiwi5414

3 жыл бұрын

I used to watch the game plays at lunch 😭

1:17 “I’ve had that for nineteen years 🤖” IM SORRY THIS IS THE WACKIEST DUB LMAO

@boomgirlbucko

4 ай бұрын

"Oooh man-"

2:01CLEAR SOUNDS LIKE A PREPUBESCENT BOY WTF😭😭😭

@desi2119

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus fuck.. 😂😂

@ZephyrLucki

2 жыл бұрын

The way the audio is pitched though 😂

@xanderdaqueer3420

2 жыл бұрын

the va is actually a decent actor too so its funny that hes in this 😂

1:27 Powerful, heartfelt, and funny xD

@desi2119

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂😂

"Koujaku I have to go inside you now" "Hold on, I'm going inside you" Lmao Aoba you're the bottom, no you're not

@madokakaname6669

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOOOOOO

@zobozo5059

2 жыл бұрын

@@marina3934 I dont know how their sizes got brought up into this. I never mentioned that once???

@zobozo5059

2 жыл бұрын

@@marina3934 Ok...??

@TheKinya26

2 жыл бұрын

@@marina3934 It has nothing to do with his size or how he looks? He is the bottom in every route for every character in the game. Like zobo zo said, they never mentioned or hinted at his appearance having anything to do with it.

@jordanrayne4779

6 ай бұрын

​@@TheKinya26yeah i mean canonically he is a bottom

Any time aoba mentions going inside someone I just think “yeah enjoy being in their mind cause you ain’t even gonna be inside the one who calls you master”

@madokakaname6669

3 жыл бұрын

PFFFFFFFFFFFFT-

@secretaryofeveryhottie

3 жыл бұрын

I didnt get it, plz someone explain :)

@tootieisgod6015

3 жыл бұрын

@@secretaryofeveryhottie there saying that aoba is a bottom and he shouldn’t be going around saying he’s going inside someone I think

@secretaryofeveryhottie

3 жыл бұрын

@@tootieisgod6015 ohhhh lmao, i understand now

It's the diaper on Noiz's head for me

@madokakaname6669

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOOOOO

@diegoscoffeemug

17 күн бұрын

I CHOKED

WAIT THIS HAS A DUB??? IS THIS LITERALLY JUST ONE VOICE ACTOR TOO-

@madokakaname6669

3 жыл бұрын

FR?????

@Rxselyn

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO WHAT REALLY

@bakawolfboy

2 жыл бұрын

It’s not, but man that would be funny.

@g0th1ckvl33

2 жыл бұрын

That’s what I was thinking

@vxy.5393

2 жыл бұрын

They said its fanmade and not official but i still like it tho👹

“Hey.” * intense stare * “Lets go eat.” HOW IS THAT RELATABLE THOUGH????

@Nawmps

2 жыл бұрын

**goose honk**

@boomgirlbucko

4 ай бұрын

@@Nawmps I'm dyin 😂

“Let’s go eat..” “HuUH”

@vergilsmotivation7817

2 жыл бұрын

That made me LMFAO🤣

*"I HAVE TO GO INSIDE YOU NOW!"* I'M FREAKIN' WHEEZING! 😂💀

2:22 Clear : did you actually trying to get inside mymind awhile ago ? Aoba : yeah 😀 Clear : do i have a heart ? Aoba : y e a h 😀

@user-vd4zt3tm1x

3 жыл бұрын

Not the cut scream tho 💀💀💀

@lewinlightbulb6786

Жыл бұрын

i feel like aoba's the android here, not clear LMAO

The Benny Sugar Ray need you

@leoniederidder7601

3 жыл бұрын

And I need you too you selfish bitch! OMG that "bitch" came out of nowhere! I was laughing so hard!

2:12 Aoba: you really want to know what pain is? Noiz: ... -I'll make damn sure you feel it. Noiz. I WILL destroy you. Noiz: 🌚

I love that Ruff Rabbit guy-“Okay. I’m done” 😂😂😂 (0:43)

@hailsatan6678

Жыл бұрын

Bro knew what was up so he bailed lmao

@diegoscoffeemug

17 күн бұрын

That delivery was godly

they all sound like they are voiced by the same person😭☝️

@gun7809

Жыл бұрын

THANK YOU

@gun7809

Жыл бұрын

IT SOUNDS LIKE ONE BIG ABRIDGED PARODY.

@kawaiionee-chan9557

Жыл бұрын

@@gun7809 5 seconds in and I swear it sounds like the dub for ghost stories 😭

clear’s voice makes me feel like a bricked phone that’s been put in the microwave

The dub matches the animation perfectly

this entire situation was an absolute fever dream. the game itself was convoluted but still great in its own right, after the game we get the anime adaptation which was super janky and disappointing, then to top it off we get THIS dub which was completely out of left field- till this very day i struggle to accept it's even real it's just so bizarre. a perfect storm, being in the dmmd fandom has been an absolute emotional rollercoaster

im gonna scream. i didn't even know there was a dub

1:43 *stab* oH MY gOD

You forgot to add "Me and the Tripster are actually running things around here" this dub is cursed XD

0:18 HE SO BE LOOKIN AT SOME CHAIRS DOE

@GiornoGiovannaGangstar

3 жыл бұрын

also wtf was that scene it wasn't in the VN LMAO

0:55 I know the screen is backwards but it just looks like they misspelled aoba's name and it's so funny to me

"I need you too you selfish bitch-" GOT ME FUCKIN ROLLIN OMG

2:20 This is the funniest shit I have ever seen in my entire miserable life.

Aoba, the casual chair shopper. Nothing weird to see here xD

I come back to DMMD after one year and I get this-

I refuse to believe this is real. This HAS to be an abridged series

@jadeperazzolo6606

3 жыл бұрын

This IS real, sorry mate ✊🏻😔

You know we’re not Twins!/But we’re not Twins, okay?! Sheesh, Virus seems annoyed (he usually has a calm demeanor)

@idrilasquill

3 жыл бұрын

Probably just annoyed for having to say it so many times

they say the bigger the sword the smaller the you know man i have never laughed so hard in my life

well im just looking at some chairs here

I'm in tears and my sides hurt, I never knew there was a dub for this shit 😭 The voice for Aoba's dog is so scary, I love it

THE-THE FANDOM STILL ALIVE

@GlaziolaNacht

Жыл бұрын

Yes, we just went into hibernation is all

hes just looking at chairs ren

I'm gone- I can't- "Thank for being my dog." "Thanks for being my man." BRUHHHHH- 💀💀💀

My friends and I are playing DmMd in the summer of 2021 as I write this. Some of us are replaying it, some of us started but never finished, and some of us are completely new and going in blind. I cannot WAIT to show them this video.

1:50 Phrasing. 1:53 _Phrasing._ 1:57 HEY! _PHRASING!_

0:08 thanks for being my man loool

@arttech-lopo

3 жыл бұрын

First time hearing that line: (Groaning in cringe) Knowing the dog has his own story route. Say it like that-as a nod-makes this awkward as hell!!!!

1:43 IS TAKING ME TF OUT LMFAOOO

(0:14) Idk...somebody ACTUALLY measured the shoes sizes of the characters. But because the screenshots from Dmmd & Dmmd: reconnect are a bit...Inconsistent...as far as I can remember, Koujaku & Noiz are tied for having “small feet” so “pot meets kettle, Noiz”!

2:51 vibe check

"And I need you too, you selfish bitch!" ASDJOASOF this one killed me

This is like Ghost Stories level Hillarious

1:37 WTH 💀💀💀

0:52 that "Huh?" 😂 Aoba sounded like a goose, I can't

I CANNOT GET OVER 1:43

@liyakikio2954

2 жыл бұрын

Most monotone oh my God ever, especially to seeing someone stab themselves

David Matranga was the PERFECT voice cast for koujaku but the rest are so 👁👁

@arttech-lopo

2 жыл бұрын

The moment I saw the Sentai logo & heard the dub, I knew David Matranga, Andrew Love (Mink), Greg Ayres (Clear) & Marcy Bannor (Tae/Granny or Ba-Chan) was going to be a part of this...somehow. David & Andrew did a pretty good job as as Koujaku & Mink (to the best of their ability & whatever Chris Ayres (RIP) was smoking when he wrote the script)

"I need you too you selfish bitch" my sweet Jesus that cut me off guard...

I haven't laughed this hard in so long, thank you

2:01 oooi Clear sounds like Kaoru or hikaru from Ouran high school host club 💕🤔

@reindroppop3845

3 жыл бұрын

He almost sounds like Noya from Haikyuu

@madokakaname6669

3 жыл бұрын

IKR

JWEJQKJQJAHA I CANT WITH ALL THE COMING INSIDE BITS

THERE IS NOTHING FUNNIER THAT EXISTS THAN THIS VIDEO

0:48 that was hella funny for no reason

I can’t believe I liked their voice back in middle school god 😭

I can’t believe this is what 10 year old me thought was good English dubbing 😃

At 2:23 WAS THAT ONE OF THE FRICKIN HITACHIN TWINS’ DUB ACTORS 😭💀 (from Ouran Highschool Host Club)

I love how we make fun of the Ghost Stories dub but this is lowkey on its level lol

Not exaggerating, I've literally never heard a line with more tonal whiplash than "And I need you, you selfish bitch."

THE VOICES HAVE ME CRYIBG

Thanks for being my DAWG

@cosmic-snips

3 жыл бұрын

I’m crying

3:13 me while hearing this dub

Please this can’t be realllllll god I can’t breathe

THERES NO WAY THIS IS REAL

Y'all can give it shit all you want, I honestly love the dub for this. I feel like this fit the characters well (this video doesnt exactly help) Yeah, some parts could have been better, but I enjoy it greatly😊❤

@kawaiionee-chan9557

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@GlaziolaNacht

Жыл бұрын

Same! ^^

"Well I'm just...looking at some chairs here."

"I have to go inside you" I heard a voice in my head,telling me your gonna come inside" Dirty mind: here i make my entry

lyrics: 00:00 child kojaku: hey, little girl, are you okay? child aoba: [crying] i'm not a girl 00:04 aoba: thanks for being my dog

"The Benny Sugar Ray."

Top ten best anime dubs 🥵🥵

why does noiz sound like ben shapiro 😭😭

STOP I CANT WITH THE COMMENTS AND THIS DUB 😭😭😭

this is what i sound like when i talk

I'm dying. This is beautiful

This. This is my favorite video now and forever

I need to start watching this anime

Mio is such a mood XD "I've been kissed by a cellphone tower!" Lmaooo XDD

I DONT REMEMBER THE DUB BEING LIKE THIS!! I JUST REMEMBERED AOBA HAVING A REALLY NERDY GUY VOICE (SORRY TO.THE PEEPS THAT HAVE THE SAME VOICE, YOU GUYS PROBABLY SOUND GREAT WITH IT)

@desi2119

3 жыл бұрын

Lol boi they high pitched the video

@cybercatboy8119

3 жыл бұрын

@@desi2119 I actually didn't change their voices at all

@moralorel978

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

lmfao i remembered watching the sub version when it released but i didnt think the eng dub would be like this HAHA

This is so underrated! 😭❤️❤️

Clear has a heart in his mind

0:22 That's gonna be my answer when parents catch me playing DMMD

Clear's voice💀💀💀

never was into this shit but i havent recovered from beanie guy only eating pizza and pasta for 19 years

The dub feels so unreal, like a fever dream 😭

1:27 when your friends starts doubting themselves

PLS IM GONNA GO WATCH THIS RN

Omg It was a big mistake watching this while eating 🤣😂 ended up choking lol

Happy birthday Aoba🎉🎂🎁🎊

NOIZ AND REN’S VOICE!, WHAT THE HECK 😢

KZread need the "Haha" for this cases. XD