Nick Cannon is living life like it's a Sims challenge

@trulypatrice

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 you win the internet today

@danique9461

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@lalac7207

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@findingmariaselvis

Жыл бұрын

Dear lord, a real life 100 baby challenge 😆!

@trulypatrice

Жыл бұрын

@@findingmariaselvis right?! Man's really said "Challenge accepted!" 😂😂😂

I was in tears last week because folks were calling Drake a tragic mulatto and the NBA's fave groupie LMAOOOO

@riquittamoore4874

Жыл бұрын

Someone said he was behaving like Aubrey the true white woman he is.. I could not breathe 🤣😭🤣

@lacheinc

Жыл бұрын

somebody said "wine cooler papi" and that took me out

@riquittamoore4874

Жыл бұрын

@@lacheinc lmao 🤣🤣🤣

@therecessionista6271

Жыл бұрын

This is probably the best description of Aubrey aka Drake I've heard to date

@trblessed1020

Жыл бұрын

@@riquittamoore4874 bwhahhahhhahahahhhhhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahha

nick cannon is out here creating a generation of dysfunction and trauma (and if rumours are to be believed, a supply of donors)

@blaqdiva82

Жыл бұрын

Supply of donors is only accurate if invested in genetically testing his potential partners and artificially inseminated the 'good' part of his seed to these carriers , I mean women. I doubt that. Of course I have oversimplified the process but you get the point

@pri2x0x

Жыл бұрын

@@blaqdiva82 i think we would be giving him too much credit if he had that much intelligence to take those considerations into account

@Broyale26

Жыл бұрын

This why I am grateful to be childless with the way these losers out here saturating the population of the next generation with total fuckery.

@wanderlustxx3

Жыл бұрын

The crazy thing is if that’s true, why would kids give an organ to a dad they never see or is barely around. Again if true he didn’t think that through

@pri2x0x

Жыл бұрын

@@wanderlustxx3 part of the psychological wounds for these children will be to trying to gain the love and affection of their father. The lengths we would go to for that..

Your cleverness is damn near astonishing. “Nick and his Cannon” almost made me choke on my yogurt.

@DH-uw3us

Жыл бұрын

We should just call him Dick Cannon at this point lol.

Nick is a horrible self-centered person..same with EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE WOMEN. Your kids are PEOPLE, I grew up having seen my dad like 10 times while he lived together with the mother of my half sisters and them. I spend so much time feeling like it must be me, I must not be lovable enough for him to see me. I'd say it ruined a part of my childhood. I find it disgusting how grown people make these selfish decisions that their kids have to live with...

@nappyheadedjojoba

Жыл бұрын

🫂🖤

@AngelicaAngel888_

Жыл бұрын

This 💯 💯 💯. They refuse to see how this will affect the children. Watching your father raise other children while ignoring you really takes a toll on you. Healing vibes to you 💞.

@saharasafari9

Жыл бұрын

Let’s not forget these children aren’t gonna be living in Beverly Hills most likely they’ll be living in predominantly black communities causing chaos and nonsense because their daddy ain’t there to watch ‘em. 😐 Unless those baby mamas Lasso in that child support check

@JulianSteve

Жыл бұрын

I am sorry to hear that. I am not close to my father, but he (that I know of) does not have any other children. Only my sisters and I. I hope things are better with your father. Too many children in different families are not okay🥲💯

@bougiepeaches5497

Жыл бұрын

Exactly, but us childfree people are the "selfish" ones? Ok😒

I live for your "You have to say the whole thing" bit, absolutely iconic

@hellaSwankkyToo

Жыл бұрын

right?? LOL i look forward to it _every_ video, wondering what comparison she's gonna use for the, "it's like_______" bit. 😂 _a Pimp Named Slickback_ has been my fav but i think this _Chuck E. Cheese_ one just took first. esp. after the mini rant.

@JulianSteve

Жыл бұрын

Same here. It’s one of the best hooks on KZread👏🏾‼️

A lot of these women grew up on Nickelodeon; they think he has more clout than he actually does. Bad investment

@nappyheadedjojoba

Жыл бұрын

Not "bad investment!" 😆

@Lovelytrini82

Жыл бұрын

If you grew up watching Nickelodeon then you knew he was corny. Everyone knew he was corny…why are we here? 😂

@tacrewgirl

Жыл бұрын

LOL

"Aubrey's ghost writer" LOL!

Drake hasn’t denied anything. So he clearly meant exactly what we thought. And is not receiving nearly enough hate outside of twitter.

@DH-uw3us

Жыл бұрын

I was not a huge Drake fan before this, and definitely won't be supporting him after this.

@SaintxGlobal

Жыл бұрын

@@truthspoken8567 😂the funniest take

@DH-uw3us

Жыл бұрын

@@truthspoken8567 What DSBW has gone at a LSBM unprovoked?

@Broyale26

Жыл бұрын

@@truthspoken8567 I'm sure there is an entry in the DSM-5 for someone with that take.

@truthspoken8567

Жыл бұрын

@@DH-uw3us “Ugh eeww light skin bm. Dark skin bm are in” or “ALL bm, but white is right.” Take owner ship and accountability for y’all behavior as women. Don’t be mad when the men do it back. Y’all have been more hateful towards lighter and mixed bm than a ww then mad when lighter bm cheer on and praise a ww.

Yasss, I’m here for this ☕️ your hair, makeup, UGH, just EVERYTHING is Gorgeous girl. Thanks for this video ❤️❤️❤️

@nappyheadedjojoba

Жыл бұрын

🙏🏾🥰🙌🏾

“Ancestors died for me”…💯🎤mic drop…

the hashtag! LMAO sterilizeNickCannon - i can't. 😂🙊

The Lowest hanging fruit is probably texting 14 yo girls as a grown adult …that’s when I wrote Aubrey off personally 🛑

@gensai93

Жыл бұрын

Yeah honestly I'm surprised so many people were still supporting him before this after what he's already known for. For the past couple of years people have been saying he's like a new generation version of RKelly, I think pretty soon people are going to start paying more attention and turning on him.

@marielovelygold8337

Жыл бұрын

@@gensai93 I hope soon and not decades later like we did R.Kelly

I stand with Megan! It makes absolutely no sense how black men continue to not believe our pain is real.

That cribs joke made me drop my jaw, sis. I was not ready for the punch line and edits 🤣🤣🤣

Ti's Patreon is the best. 10/10 would definitely recommend.

@sofih4676

Жыл бұрын

I just joined the ride or die tier earlier this month - even though i’m not active commenting or taking part in things (my timezone doesn’t help), just listening to Ti’s perspective on any topic makes me feel saner and less alone.

@nappyheadedjojoba

Жыл бұрын

Thank you so much R/A/L -- the fam wouldn't be the same without ya!

@nappyheadedjojoba

Жыл бұрын

@@sofih4676 Thank you for being a Ride or Die! I was _extremely_ hesitant to even start a Patreon tbh, but it's one of the best decisions I could make as a content creator. I love our community, and having a place to have meaningful conversations together. 🖤

@adams8830

Жыл бұрын

I like her youtube content but since the patreon reviews are good I may just have to join the patreon too!

@MsLiberianLady

Жыл бұрын

U got me wanting to sign up for another patreon ..I’ll do it lol

"The people most responsible for running the world aren't even elected ". Thank you, been saying that forever.

Nick and his Cannon 💀😂 I truly hope v*sectomy tools haunt this man's dreams bc at this point it seems he's never heard of them 🤦🏿‍♀️

That’s love! Thank you so much for the shout out 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

Me and my brother spoke about just how much money Nick Cannon truly has when u have 12+ children and worth 20 million, which truly isn't alot of money considering the number of children. 20 mil isn't really even that much in Hollywood standards either. That 20 mil suddenly feels more like 20 thousand.

He's trying to increase his odds of getting a match. Narcissism at its finest.

@greatgownsbeautifulgowns

Жыл бұрын

That's definitely a possibility! I hadn't even thought of that. I was thinking with him and Elon Musk they are narcissists who think that since they're so wonderful that they need to create more Nicks and Elons to populate the Earth. I once watched a documentary about a man who donated his sperm a bunch of times to a bunch of different clinics because he thought that he was so intelligent and wonderful so the world needed more of him, and the way for him to do that was to put a bunch of his children out there in the world.

@nappyheadedjojoba

Жыл бұрын

Yooo -- this is my exact theory! I was just telling some friends that this is what I think is happening, the other day.

Ti, i LOVE how you always put on other black creators. I have found some of my favorite content creators through your recommendations, like ohstephco and d'angelo wallace.

I hollered at not that Company Man… 😅 ❤

travel sized lanez got my chest tttttiiiiggghhhhttttttttt. Nah you too nuff! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I cant with her calling drake “Aubrey” I haven’t laughed like that in forever

I didn't know Chuck E. Cheese was a theater! How fancy it once was lol😭

@robynr3130

Жыл бұрын

@Mew Mew. It's Chuck E. Cheese THEE-AH-TUH! Fixed it for ya!

00:24 "This has already gone off the rails..." I say the same thing every morning when I wake up and have to be an adult.

MO; NICK: He's building his own cult. At what expense? Drake: trying to stay relevant to younger audience by throwing jabs at Megan. At what expense? Politics: darling.. I could not agree with you more 💯 🍒

🤣LMAOOOOO🤣 when you said Drumline I fell out laughing 🥳🥳🥳.

"Anglo Vermin." I died. And not from the Plague.

The video I needed on a Sunday afternoon after food shopping. Thank you for your entertainment and honesty always🙌🏾‼️

The intro alone garnered a sub… eager to see more of your content 😊

Drake's music, if that's what you want to call it SUCKS!! Have a great day 😊

I screamed at Travel-Size Lanes 🤣🤣🤣

Nick should reboot ‘Pimp my Ride’ into ‘Pimp my baby room’

Lol nick and his cannon I like how u did that

Ti! Bringing the heat as always! 🔥 Love you ❤ my lady!

“Poor people vote and rich people lobby” Nice!!! I like the political talks

I just subscribed and I’m confused as to why I didn’t do that earlier 😵‍💫😫 love your videos! It’s really about our liberation!

Another on point video!

I love your presentation so much. I barely know anything about the topic 3/4 of the time, but you're just so much fun to watch/listen to.

I really love you video's! Always look forward to them. Keep up the good work girl.

Great analysis.

Good shout out on The Company Man.

Great video!

🤣😂🤣"Nick and his cannon" I just can't right now.

Your faithful youtube Jojobafam is blessed to stand in the glow of your new Ti Time upload! Thank You!

you're the funniest person on youtube and so underrated 😭 not even a min in and I'm like "oh, ohohoh"

The first 30 seconds had me dying

Besides the wonderfully consistent, piping hot quality tea, I’m in love with your “nappyheadedjojoba…” line. ❤

Girl I am subscribed to your patreon but I look at all of your videos on KZread when you post them on here so that you can get the points. When I tell you the little nuggets of comedy that you weave while having a dead pan face #classic 🤣

Sis came to preach this Sunday mornting!! Boop!!!

Just saw you on the Oats Overnight ad. Congrats!

Your videos take me 2x as long to watch because I am constantly laughing and rewinding. You have taught me a lot of words btw thanks

3:08 Thats a great idea, but I think he should have to view the child and identify the name of the baby's mom just by looking at the baby. 🤣 Bonus points if he knows the name of the kid.

You are so funny, insightful and beautiful Ti! And of course I always enjoy your videos - I think I have to join your Patreon soon ☺️

Nick and his cannon! 😂😂😂😂😂

As always, I watch your vids screaming YES! and EXACTLY! with my headphones in. Family side eyeing me 👀🤣

Okay. I’m bout to join your patreon. See you in a min sis. ❤

The game show joke took me all the way out 😭😭😭😭😭😭

yooo i remember the time you said in a video a company tryna work with you greeted you in the email like "Hello Nappy," LMAOOOOOO

Great bite sized video

I know it takes time, work and energy to create these Talks, but these videos are great and far too short. I love and always look forward to them. (Heck, I had to rewind several times just to hear the Chuck E. Cheese part over & over again.😂) #muchLovetoTeamTi❤

can we get a how-to on that hairstyle, cuz yoooooo 🔥

U make days better sis

Money≠Fatherhood

“Travel sized Lanes” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣SUBSCRIBED!!!

Lmao I love your intros

Dick Cannon... it was right there this whole time 😅

I've had to mute Nick's name on Twitter. He's one of those people I learn about against my will. That's my issue with the MTS thing. Everyone could easily just say nothing until the trail. Why is that so hard?

I love that she didn't ignore him and actually called him out for trying to use her career and clout to get some attention, he knew exactly what he was doing trying to start that drama. And him really trying to bring up that she graduated like it's supposed to be a bad thing? I doubt he's going to have a career in 10 years and hers is just getting bigger, he seems really jealous honestly.

Leaving a comment for the algorithm

I caught that “like, such as” LMFAOOOOO Miss America

@nappyheadedjojoba

Жыл бұрын

😏

First off, I want to apologize to the ancestors and BW for not cutting off Drake, musically, a long, long time ago. He is scrounge just like the rest of the misogynior brigade. And the sad part is, is Drake is a guest in the community (you take that for what you will) and he had the nerve to put beautiful Black women in his faux nice guy narrative. Drake is the equivalent of the guy in the toxic manosphere group that swears he is a good guy looking for a wife to betrothed. He is not, he is for the streets and BW said this shit like ten years ago.

You should be a stand up comic... For real you're hilarious and so so intelligent. You'd be like black female George Carlin.

Nick Cannon's money is not long to be acting like this. I highly doubt he can afford a nanny, a night nurse, a cook, a tutor, a generous allowance for clothes, schools, extracurricular activities, vacations, food, and housing for 10 children. He's dumb for thinking this the best way for get donors. The women stupid for think this the best way to get a rich baby daddy. If Nick dropped dead right, it's about to be slim pickings when it comes to his recourses.

D… did you say anglo-VERMIN?! 💀

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Not Ellen Musk😂

"Is. It. Crack?" No fr. Is it? Cuz why?

Nick is creating the cast for his future reality show....

The last sentence of this video was a mf bar

"Buuut uh, Niick gaut money fo dem kids. He a melonaire." 🤣🤣

You know what......🤔 With the way Nick Cannon moves, I wouldn't be surprised if he actually has *_something else_* and if Lupus is just what he tells the public. If that's the case I would hope those women know the truth-- now as to why they would know the truth and choose to keep having children with him, that's a whole other story. There was a time back in the late 70s-early 90s when a bunch of celebrities suddenly got very sick and then d. ied of "cancer"-- but it turns out that it's not what they actually died from. If anybody doesn't know what I'm referring to, look up Rock Hudson and Ray Sharkey. I know we live in a different time now where celebrities are more open with things and it seems like they can't wait to let the public know all of their business, but just because some people will come out publicly and share their personal business regarding their health doesn't mean that everybody else is the same way.

@nappyheadedjojoba

Жыл бұрын

First of all, your account name is _sending me_. Second, you raise an interesting point. I have a dark conspiracy theory that maybe these males having 50-11 kids are doing this to have organ donors for whatever health challenge(s) they have, if/when the time comes.

@greatgownsbeautifulgowns

Жыл бұрын

@@nappyheadedjojoba That Aretha Franklin clip NEVER gets old!😂 I had never thought about the organ donor theory until I came to your comment section. I just thought he was a narcissist who wanted to create "more Nicks" because he thought he was so great. I guess he never thought about genetics and the fact that he could pass Lupus to all of those kids--who am I my kidding, HE DOESN'T CARE if he passes it to his kids. *Not saying that people with illnesses should not have children, but I don't understand why someone would want to create so many kids with the high chance that they could pass a chronic illness to a bunch of kids when they already know what it's like to suffer with it themselves.

@dp1202

Жыл бұрын

I think you are correct. With how lose these M are with their cannons you can’t tell me they don’t have other things but just have the money and resources to cover it up. Look at Michael Vick who was passing out hsv knowingly and was getting treated at a secret clinic under another name. He got caught and had to settle with a lady out of court for an undisclosed amount. So I think these M have more than lupus sickle cell or whatever else they are trying to call it. ​@@greatgownsbeautifulgowns

@urmamasmamasmama

Жыл бұрын

@@nappyheadedjojoba I think the same! bone marrow transplants...

@greatgownsbeautifulgowns

Жыл бұрын

@@dp1202 Exactly! There's way too much 7-12 baby mommas/ having side babies on the girlfriend or wife/sleeping with countless groupies/ sleeping with countless Instagram models behavior going on for there to not be a whole bunch of incurable STDs floating around the entertainment and sports industry. You see what happened with Shia Labeouf having H erpes. The only difference is that he actually admitted that he has it when he was a guest on a podcast-- but of course that admission comes too late for the ones he's already infected. He even said that HE KNEW that he had cold sores before he got with his partners and didn't tell any of them! Then there's the video model named Gina Tew, and a few months ago she came out and said that she's dying from AIDS. You can see from her pictures and videos that she's VERY thin and frail. She said she can't even walk anymore. She's only in her late 20s. The first thing that pops up with G oogle is that she's been linked to Nick Cannon and other male celebrities. She said doesn't know how or when she contracted it but that she unknowingly had it for about 10 years before she recently tested positive. As far as Micheal Vick I didn't know that about him but I'm not surprised at all seeing as how he was an athlete.

I swear the NC baby factory were terms included in the buck breaking contract a few years ago

think of what could have been done with that 40 billion....

Never on our side dawg 😅. TRUE 😐

I cannot with the Elon Musk draggggg honey 🤣🤣🤣. And Drumline 😭😭😭 OMG Dickalos 🙅🏽‍♀️ All jokes aside though my heart goes out for those babies and Mariah too because I know she has to feel some way 🤦🏽‍♀️

I miss your hair, food and beauty life style vlogs.

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Whoa I didn't even know Nick Cannon had children aftwr Mariah. Now I'm learning he has 10?! Wow.

Your sign offs steal the show! As always, so many thoughtful remarks, but I am particularly bummed about the treatment of Megan Thee Stallion, and bummed seems so inadequate, but it's true. There's no surprise left to fuel the rage that should be sitting in my throat whenever I see the BS tolerated and propagated by talking media heads. And my sympathy isn't because of her talent or that I'm a huge fan. I'm not particularly into music; I blame my hearing loss. My point in mentioning that is to say there is no reason I would form a para-social bond with her, in the normal course of events. Mariah Carey is a hugely successful artist, I have no idea what the memes mean. I'm not Black, I haven't lived in the US for more than a decade, and I feel like that should put a limit on what I say. That said, I wish more people were speaking up for her. I am shocked that people joke, or try to convince others that she lied. Nobody deserves that, surely? Also, I wish you well on your plans vis a vis leaving.

Supportive comment 🥰

The moniker Megan TS is giving me life like it's golden

@Jacquiemarg

Жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one who caught that! 🤣😂

Much respect for dropping reference to KD III and 21 Savage can go somewhere else for suggesting Nas is not relevant.

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The only ppl I feel bad for is all the kids and Mariah Carey cause she’s gotta deal with co-parenting with him. Also I believe he’s just making a bunch of organ donors for himself at this point.

I guess Nick is like if he can't be known for making good music or making good movie choices, he'll be the king of creating Father's Homes. His 🏆 should be arriving in the mail any day now.

I was also wrong about the red wave and I admitted just as much on my channel. By no means was it a victory at all. Also, I'm convinced we have been living in a fascist state for a long time. George Jackson and Michael Parenti convinced me that much in their books. Look forward to your content and can't wait to see more in the (hopefully) near future. Solidarity, Sis!

✨in his 🟤🟤 💀