Tej: “I like porridge” Narrator: Calls Tej a “porridge enthusiast” lol

@JamesDownes

4 жыл бұрын

X-D

@chrismulgrew7710

4 жыл бұрын

😝😝😝

@ljones1377

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@freakishuproar1168

4 жыл бұрын

I wish I was a porridge enthusiast. Sounds like a subculture/lifestyle/faith I could get behind.

@Area52WoodWorking

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

‘’A Z in the product name leaves Deborah Meaden asking Y?’’ These puns kill me sometimes

@steffanlloyd7411

4 жыл бұрын

ChiefShittingBull niceeee

@dkcoolmed

4 жыл бұрын

Narrator : people are commenting on the puns on KZread.

@sebastianvrsinsky8199

4 жыл бұрын

theyre first on my google search when searching simply seeds. Deborah Y?

@MrMarko4

3 жыл бұрын

It’s like he has a pun generating machine in his studio

03:01 Deborah: "So, you think you are offering..." Paul: "We are..." Deborah: "...the lowest sugar content..." Paul: "Lowest sugar content..." Deborah: "...for a high end porridge." Paul: "High end flavoured porridge." Narrator: "Paul thinks he is offering the lowest sugar content for a high end porridge."

@ryanmortimer9849

10 ай бұрын

Last week, on the gift shop sketch...

That approving nod Jenny gave when she heard they would be getting snacks.

@sandal7242

4 жыл бұрын

Anyway she's out😁

@mohamedrahman4299

4 жыл бұрын

She loves a free sample.

@jonathanm2690

4 жыл бұрын

it's the only time she is in, when it comes to food and free samples.

@MrJonezy541

4 жыл бұрын

She hadn't eaten in days.

@rani.andretti

4 жыл бұрын

She's only there for the freebies, everyone knows that

The perfect pitch for Duncan. 'I'm oat'

@OakApplegardens

4 жыл бұрын

I've never understood a word he's said. Lol

@mrsurprise2294

4 жыл бұрын

They made a meal of it

@thesilverbrow2382

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha yep. That's great.

@vegn_brit5176

4 жыл бұрын

Nice one!

@norma3067

4 жыл бұрын

Mozza 135 - he would be oot not oat lol I’m Scottish

I'm surprised Jenny even invested in her own businesses.

@leboeuf05

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@fabiopalma4429

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@thefiestaguy8831

2 жыл бұрын

She didn't, her employees had to invest from their own salaries, after she told them she was "out".

@StandardGoose

2 жыл бұрын

She didn't. She was the operations manager of an ATM company owned by Bank of Scotland which she deliberately ran into the ground so the share price plummeted and she could buy it at a fraction of what it was worth and then sold it once the price recovered. She's not an entrepreneur, or an investor. She's just a crook.

@thiswasposted120

2 жыл бұрын

@@StandardGoose source: just trust me bro

'There's a lot of interest'. Peter: 'there's not'. Such a straight up savage.

@chrisgould101

4 жыл бұрын

Loll

@dr69_420

3 жыл бұрын

Ì meant he's not wrong 200k evaluation with less than 30k sales in 18 months

@johnmc3862

3 жыл бұрын

You should see him when the cameras are off!

LOL I loved how Tej totally dismissed Jenny's valuation objection which was indeed totally ridiculous

Touker - don't listen to the other dragons Also Touker - says exactly the same thing as other dragons

@chillired5389

4 ай бұрын

Except he didn’t offer his office space

Useless fact but I’m a window cleaner and I actually clean Jenny’s windows. Her house is beautiful. She owes me 7 weeks money though 😞 every time i knock on for it she’s out

@sparky844

4 жыл бұрын

Underwrite Ste Ahaha I get it😂

@peterquibell9773

4 жыл бұрын

The rich never want to pay, fact.

@xoalishaxo7600

4 жыл бұрын

Peter Quibell it was a joke 😂

@YamiFoxx

4 жыл бұрын

Aw, I hope you get the money soon, that is awful

@jrbs

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Jenny's favourite type of pitch - free samples

@georginacat7667

4 жыл бұрын

Bet her idea of going out for dinner is hoovering up the samples at tesco cheese and meat counters

@TrueRetroflection

3 жыл бұрын

“And for that reason, I’ve got gout”

@originalunoriginal4055

3 жыл бұрын

She's constantly on the look out for brands promoting their new product, by handing out free samples!

"Im the founder of simply seeds..." *Jenny writes down "Simply Out"*

@gumusluk05

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, I just wrote the same thing

@reuben3077

2 жыл бұрын

😅💀

@watchout5508

5 ай бұрын

Bro i love that! Welldone!

The ‘Z’ in the product name has left Deborah asking ‘Y’. My g has bars

Duncan: "That's no' how you make porridge"

@HelloMyNamesNino

4 жыл бұрын

Aye it’s delicious but..

@michalwalks

4 жыл бұрын

@@HelloMyNamesNino That's no' how you make porridge!

“It’s a little bit quirky” Deborah “it’s not that quirky” Yes… Hence the “little bit”.

@HistoryandTutorials

Жыл бұрын

It's funny how a senior citizen thinks she knows what's quirky. It's like asking a Victorian to explain Woodstock.

@tobymacdonald5893

6 ай бұрын

Meaning it is less quirky than she thought it was. It’s not quirky at all lol. So many people here don’t know marketing and it’s so funny

@sammylpt9076

6 ай бұрын

@tobymacdonald5893 I’m pleased you have an opinion too. We both have opinions. Frankly I can’t remember what it is we’re even discussing.

No-one: Tej: "I absolutely love porridge"

Touker at the end: If she came in with an entirely different product, that was good, we'd have invested Well yeah

@thesilverbrow2382

4 жыл бұрын

If she came in wivv* a different product.

@opinionday0079

4 жыл бұрын

if she were a different person with a completely different product on a completely different day maybe we could have invested

@cirrus393

4 жыл бұрын

I think he means that as an endorsement of them personally (i.e. he thinks they are investible)

@ashleelmb

4 жыл бұрын

...yeah Toukar, that's kinda how it works mate lol

@MindSetReset

4 жыл бұрын

😒🙄

3:02 You think *we think* lowest *lowest* sugar content *sugar content* high-end *high-end* _flavoured porridge_

@VaultGirl-

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@prundonmcavoy7155

4 жыл бұрын

I felt vaguely relieved that he got the last word in and it was original lol

@tarunramesh8539

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@quarryspanish

3 жыл бұрын

😆bruh

@kencupid3720

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣dead

Love the way they said “thank you very much” after Jenny said she was out😂

Tej: "I actually disagree with Jenny, not only am I still in..... But I'm not Touker'ncerned with your valuation." lol @6:12

@Eidolon1andOnly

3 жыл бұрын

LOL, I was confused at first but got the pun later.

@jxcxbshxnkz445

3 жыл бұрын

This is as nearly as bad as the narrators puns 🤣🤣🤣, tbf it made me laugh

6:03 the exact moment when Jenny celebrates she's made the point why she won't invest. She wasn't going to invest anyway...but this was her victory lap.

Jenny in her normal state: I'm out. Also Jenny when an entrepreneur targets Peter Jones: (Does clumsy faces and signs of jealousy) Calm your Frankenstein face down, you were going to opt out anyways.

Is it just me, or did Touker ask them not to listen to the others, and yet tell them pretty much the same thing the others did?

@nicolepretorius1178

2 ай бұрын

I was thinking the same thing. But maybe his point was to just reassure her that it is about the product and not her personally and thus she shouldn't take it to heart for that reason?

Touker: I don't believe you have a product that is investable and it just wouldn't use my office space in London which I am now desperate to fill and for that reason, I'm out...

@karlfriedrich7758

4 жыл бұрын

Do you know which video the original office space joke came from? I can't seem to find where it's from originally!

@NovaSixx

4 жыл бұрын

@Shannon Probably bought it thinking he'd be able to charge double to one of these people but has yet to find someone.

@AP-sn6ro

4 жыл бұрын

@@karlfriedrich7758 No idea - but I've definitely seen him mention it in more than one clip...

@MindSetReset

4 жыл бұрын

🤣😂😀

@melizhamdan3411

2 жыл бұрын

I love touker

Jenny: "Tej doesn't agree with my valuation and for that reason I'm out".

@tomben6180

3 жыл бұрын

😂

This show illustrates a classic problem with venture capital: When a company is starting out and *really* needs funding, venture capitalists aren't interested because there's no track record. But when there is a track record, there's significantly less need for start-ups to seek venture capital and trade away equity.

@Chris-bz2eg

2 жыл бұрын

well, I think the people here are looking for the dragon's connections and experience to speed up the growth of their business, so the dragon needs to see the evidence that people will like the product. Otherwise they could just get a loan from a bank.

@tinetannies4637

2 жыл бұрын

@@Chris-bz2eg Agreed. This show isn't your typical venture capital search.

@rejuvenatingsoul3498

2 жыл бұрын

These are angel investors not VCs.

@glowingdawn9179

Жыл бұрын

it's like jobs that "require prior experience" but you can't get experience because you can't get a job

Paul should set up a company selling sweat. He’d make billions.

@rani.andretti

4 жыл бұрын

Omg 💀

@thavambase6907

4 жыл бұрын

who buys sweat?

@kierantv9857

4 жыл бұрын

thavam base me I have a rather large collection

@rani.andretti

4 жыл бұрын

@@thavambase6907 wHo BuYs SwEaT

@thavambase6907

4 жыл бұрын

@@rani.andretti ??

I like it when Tej ridiculed Jenny with her take on the valuation

Jenny doesn’t have enough money, that’s why she’s dogging them on the £200k evaluation, lol

@urk5204

4 жыл бұрын

A business that's made 3100 in profit in a year isn't worth anywhere near 200k though. Hell, it's not even worth the effort.

@javo3851

4 жыл бұрын

Your Aussie aye

@davidjames579

4 жыл бұрын

"You have a little business" Jenny acting like she's a big shot.

@Locutus

4 жыл бұрын

Why don't you invest your own money, and show us and her how it's done?

@user-wickedflower

4 жыл бұрын

C jenny has plenty of money, google her before you put her down

“Howcome you’re being so nice all of a sudden?” 🤣

Does anyone else just skip 30 seconds when the narrator says “Jenny Campbell is about to give her say on investment”?

@bhalchandrakerkar5750

4 жыл бұрын

I just did

@tamammohamad2219

3 жыл бұрын

@@bhalchandrakerkar5750 I SERIOUSLY DID!

Pitchers: Hi.... Jenny: I'm out.

More sweat in the thumbnail than a Scouser watching crimewatch

Total time trading = 18 months. First 12 months of trading = 18000 turnover last 6 months = 17000 turnover. Now, I am not a math genius but I am pretty sure, Jenny, that the turnover HAS almost doubled. The only MONEY Jenny seems to have is the chip on her shoulder and the need to prove to people that she is better than them. No wonder she isn't successful.

@bobbydukes5407

2 жыл бұрын

She is successful though. That’s why she was picked for the show.

You've spelled seedz with a "z" and for that reason, I'm out.

@simplyseedz2009

4 жыл бұрын

It helped our rankings on google 😬

@hellothere5350

4 жыл бұрын

Keely spelt

@miadonahue7117

4 жыл бұрын

@@simplyseedz2009 Good point! Gotta have that SEO

@ikigai8876

4 жыл бұрын

@@hellothere5350 both spelling are correct, spelled and spelt. Google it

@ikigai8876

4 жыл бұрын

@@simplyseedz2009 I thought it was lovely hope your business is thriving ❤️

Simply Seedz won an award recently and appear to be doing well.

@jeffreyklima7612

4 жыл бұрын

Wrong. They have a 12k valuation with negative 27k working capital. They have yet to turn a profit with losses growing each year. An award means nothing.

@getin3949

3 жыл бұрын

Look at their website, looks like shite and very few products.

@splitatorium

3 жыл бұрын

Wrong. And for that reason, I'm out.

I love it when the dragons argue with each other.

I love the competition between peter and Evan to come out with the best puns

I found them all pretty cold. It's a very small business, early days, and as she's almost alone, it's not easy for her to do it all and get the sales rolling, that's why she's asking for help. It's obvious none of the 5 dragons had looked at this market properly. Just a couple of weeks ago I went to buy cereals and was horrified at the level of sugar content they all had. I'm going to be looking this products up as there's definitely a market. Katherine has done super well so far.

@simplyseedz2009

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for your lovely comments. I run the business solely (I was before, really) and out source where possible. The business is growing as more consumers want transparency when making food choices. If you decide to give my products a try, don't forget to use discount code Thankyou10. Thank you again.

@mirjamheijn5214

2 жыл бұрын

@@simplyseedz2009 Heh this comment was good marketing. Hope business is going well for oyu.

@deebunny178

7 ай бұрын

​@@simplyseedz2009 Awesome! I hope things are going well for you?

I love when the Dragons argue, You can imagine the fire coming out of their mouths.

Peter thought the porridge pairs pitch was a "seed" of an idea but wouldn't "grow"! Evan was furious he didn't think of that...!

I just find it odd that her friend couldn’t help her with 40k with the promise of paying it back the same as she would of been paying one of the dragons if she was successful?!

@AshNikkosWife

2 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie that felt suspicious to me. Not on her but on him, if he has over a million - he could have invested more than 10 pounds or whatever.

@jonathandansem

Жыл бұрын

40k is a lot of money

This community is a great one i love this channel

Jenny: I'm a bint, and for that reason I'm out

9:57 My boy Tej making all that effort not to say, "This is not for me, BUT I'm out" and yet, somehow, makes it sound even stranger than when he does say, BUT.

@drewb1263

4 жыл бұрын

I really like Tej

8:20 BIG SURPRISE LADS

@SaveWesternCivilisation

4 жыл бұрын

Christ, that one knocked me sideways...Bloody hell! Cheers for the warning, captain.

@pudah657

4 жыл бұрын

*Shocked pikachu face*

@cricketknowall

4 жыл бұрын

You sly creature

Company is still active, but their net worth is currently -54k.

Every time I see Jenny I just hear the words "I'm out"

Look at these silly dragons eating bird food 🐦

@tinderella2386

3 жыл бұрын

Seeds are one the very healthiest foods there is. Go on, just google the nutrition of hemp seeds, it’s probably the single most nutritious food on the planet bar none. But you also prob ‘think’ humans are meant to eat meat, which is why meat causes all our most common chronic diseases.

1:35 That's not the look of approval from Jenny, it's her nod saying 'I'm already out' :)

Old Evan loves his alliteration doesn't he?! 'Porridge pot proposition'.... 😂

Peter loves making puns with these businesses 😂

Deborah is funny, “ I love it, love it, love it, love it , love it and with that, I’m out”.

Is it just me or is Peter having a go at the narrators job with all of those corny punchlines? :D

Neighbor: May I please borrow a cup of sugar? Jenny: Sorry, I'm out.

All they had to do was say their are lots of vitamins in the fruits but they need office space to store them in. Tej and Touker would have been all over it

Hi cathryn lovely products, i’m sure it would be an established brand soon, great work, a loss oportunity for the den’s

@simplyseedz2009

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for being so kind.

"Hello dragon's, Hi Jenny, yes Jenny, I know you're out Jenny, see you Jenny, bye Jenny"........

When I go to the store there are about 45-50 brands of granola bars offered. It's too many. I ignore them all.

That man is sweating more water than there is on the Pacific Ocean

1:49: Touker's taste face.

The company is making a small loss and not selling as much as they want. Is that not why they want the Dragons to help them? if they were selling loads and raking the money in why would they want the Dragons? the Z on the end of the name is not a factor, it just shows how out of touch Debz is. I seriously think 40k for 20% is a steal for any of the Dragons and all they have to do is open a few doors so that the company can make money and start expanding.

@loachy2267

4 жыл бұрын

TauZeoN a person on KZread comments section telling a multi millionaire investor they’re out of touch with investing 😂 everyone’s allowed an opinion but know your place, doubt you’re worth 30 mill from investing

@Luthies

4 жыл бұрын

They're already in several key locations, and still not selling much. Dragons aren't a charity foundation, they probably COULD put a lot of effort in and turn it from a small into a mediocre business, but why would they bother when they have a lot better investment opportunities to spend their time on.

@TauZeoN

4 жыл бұрын

@Time Warp ​That is fair enough, I saw it as a product comparable to graze which is worth a considerable amount. graze is now owned by Unilever and if this woman's business was bought out and merged with the graze product line she would be laughing all the way to the bank. I felt that the dragons did not think of that possibility.

@TauZeoN

4 жыл бұрын

@@Luthies That is fair enough, I saw it as a product comparable to graze which is worth a considerable amount. graze is now owned by Unilever and if this woman's business was bought out and merged with the graze product line she would be laughing all the way to the bank. I felt that the dragons did not think of that possibility.

I love when the dragons argue!

I love when the dragons start arguing!

I'm the main ingredient in porridge, and for that reason - I'm oat.

Nobody: ... Jenny: I'm Oat

Great Video👍👌😎

We'll Jenny was in finance for RBS look how that ended had to be bailed OUT then she took over a cash machine company which rips you off for taking your own money OUT now she's on dragons den and again she's OUT

@vercoda9997

4 жыл бұрын

stephen fryer Spoiler alert.

@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey

4 жыл бұрын

RBS? As in the bank of scotland?

@herrklamm1454

4 жыл бұрын

Friendly Neighbourhood Spidey royal bank

@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey

4 жыл бұрын

@@herrklamm1454 yh didnt know she worked there

@reneeleese

4 жыл бұрын

stephen fryer using convenience atms are an unnecessary luxury and convenience, I’ll never feel bad for someone paying those insane fees.

I actually think that the 'Z' in the name is VERY quirky, and these Dragons are too quick to 'go out'.... so many ppl have pitched very good ideas that they've lost out on. Simplyseedz have made a killing!!! They are too conservative.

@simplyseedz2009

4 жыл бұрын

We think so 😉

This porridge product caused such a... 'stir'. ... I'll get my coat.

@fka_the_body1542

4 жыл бұрын

😩😩😩

Jenny : free sample imout!! Yay!! Entrepreneur : 😑😑 right

I literally just googled simplyseeds and these guys were the 3 search result on the first page. I am in Fiji. Their SEO is great.

I felt like they had good distribution but just needed more exposure and a sales person. Deborah is right about the name though, will affect their sales online.

Jenny’s idea of an ideal investment for her is any less than £10,000 for 20% or more that’s why she went on about the valuation

Her mentor is a millionaire and only offered $10k to help her? Geesh, poor woman.

That was 100% because they had an investor onboard already, and he seemed so unwilling to part with more of his money.

Catherine: Hi Jenny, here are some samples for you to try! Jenny Campbell: Ooooo; Lovely! .....btw, I’m out! 😂😂

@LethalMartialArtist

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly what happened! Lol

I liked them a lot. The dragons were very aggressive but it’s unfortunate that these guys didn’t fight back. But I suppose that’s how it works. It’s sad that nobody would invest. Nobody complained about the taste. That’s a big thing. That and they just seemed like really nice people struggling needing some expert help.

You can tell she went home and cried for hours on end 😂🤣🤣

You can tell the other dragons have serious contempt for Jenny.

Touka “hold up will you let me finish”.. Then continues to destroy her hopes and dreams

The BBC fundamentally failing to understand how hashtags work - #SimplySeedz #WhySoLittle

Awe I feel bad for the blonde lady, she is clearly holding back tears🥺🥺🥺

I don't know why Jenny ever makes notes. She's not going to invest anyway

@flare90

2 жыл бұрын

It’s actually a book of maze puzzles, she’s drawing lines trying to escape the maze. It just happens they when she finishes a puzzle and overcome with emotion blurts out ‘I’m out!’ Happens at the same time she’s asked for her position.

Jenny should just say 'I'm out' before the pitch begins.

Peter: Think of a pun. Think of a pun. What have I got? Nuts. You're nuts. No Peter, that's rubbish! You're better than this. Come on. Porridge. Porridge. It's not oatso simple to start a business. No. No. Seeds. Seeds. Oh god! It's my turn!

Marketing A porridge with the least sugar content in the world!..I would've thought that's a winner for $40,000 but hey what would I know I'm not a millionaire!

Jenny: "These porridge oats don't hold water with me. I'm out!'.

Why is everyone sweating all the goddamn time? Make it a little bit cold

@Blurro

4 жыл бұрын

pretty intense in the life changing money room

@chrismulgrew7710

4 жыл бұрын

Under pressure 🤔

@chrismulgrew7710

4 жыл бұрын

Getting grilled by 5 successful dragons doesn't happen every day, I'd be sweating too x

@dkcoolmed

4 жыл бұрын

Cos Jenny was out and she took the aircon with her.

@BenjaminGoose

4 жыл бұрын

TV studios are notoriously hot.

She's still in business but man her website is such a cluttered mess.

@jff1813

4 жыл бұрын

It is. It looks like some AOL site from 20 years ago and the noisy popups are annoying.

@avivamae5171

4 жыл бұрын

@@jff1813 that's exactly what I thought as well!

@Wally-H

4 жыл бұрын

Her Amazon listings are poorly presented as well, with photos that don't fit in the boxes properly in her product description. She's made her A+ listing content and not re-sized the images to fit. This smacks of someone who doesn't know what they are doing trying to create something herself because she can't afford to get a professional to do it.

@adhc8560

4 жыл бұрын

There are typos, incorrect punctuation, clumsy layouts, and some bad grammar. I think the product looks good but the website is so unprofessional.

@Wally-H

4 жыл бұрын

@@adhc8560 She comes on here reading the comments, she replied to one of mine. Hopefully we've given her some food for thought. It looks like her website was designed by a company she paid - she could really do with starting again and using a decent web design company instead (I use Hypermedia Designs - highly recommended, and not expensive).

It annoys me that most people thought cholesterol was bad for you, and that many still do!

Jenny “ like a budgie with a blunt beak , I was born to succeed , for that reason I’m an old trout “ .

@thefiestaguy8831

2 жыл бұрын

"I'm an old trout, who's out".

Jenny: you sweat to much, I'm out.

Jenny "Just like Phillip Schofield, I'm out".

@hemana3859

2 жыл бұрын

Here in NZ we had to put up with phil on our kids tv years ago.

I'm surprised to see that they're still out there. I didn't check Amazon. This is exactly what I would imagine would fail.

I absolutely hate overly sweet health products..I like this idea

There are two certainties in life: 1. Death. 2. Jenny being always out.

“Hello dragons” *jenny writes I’m out in her notebook*

Touka always looks like a lost little Mr Magoo

I feel suspicious today,so I am out!