I'm not on antidepressants, I'm on (jazz hands) speeeeeeed

@flyawaytodie

2 жыл бұрын

One of the best lines in the series

@siramoras

Жыл бұрын

@@flyawaytodie If not *the* best line xD

@siramoras

Жыл бұрын

@@flyawaytodie quite literally but somehow not.. funny :D

@zoeellison5784

10 ай бұрын

4:04

@sz-me

10 ай бұрын

I have used this line many times.

The best part of this scene is Wilson- upon learning that House actually paid for coffee, the first thing he does is check for his wallet. 😂😂😂😂

@theeeryteacher6417

11 ай бұрын

XD

@San-pv

3 ай бұрын

how did i miss that!!

@feraltaco4783

2 ай бұрын

​@@San-pvsame!

@demontamerbf18

2 ай бұрын

I can't believe I hadn't realized that, I've watched these scenes so many times, I love hyperactive Wilson.

@LostInPhilly89

Ай бұрын

No, he was reaching for his wallet to reimburse House.

"I'm not on anti-depressants on on SPEEEEDDDD!" gets me every time.

@Lovemademecrazy

Жыл бұрын

*hand shakey finger moving thingy*

@Vousie

6 ай бұрын

@@Lovemademecrazy Spirit fingers.

"You don't know my medical history!" I don't know, House seems like the kind of guy who'd know about the butt rash you had in 4th grade.

@Ba-kt6ju

Жыл бұрын

Right but he needed to dose him with speed to prove he was on antidepressants.

@ralphralpherson9441

11 ай бұрын

That butt rash was painful, itchy, humiliating, and not fun at all, and Id thank you very much not to bring it up ever again!😒😒

@gnomerobot6972

11 ай бұрын

Oddly specific

@danoc4073

11 ай бұрын

He knows that the ninfas teach him well 😏

@theeeryteacher6417

11 ай бұрын

lmao fr

Gotta say Robert Sean Leonard acting was brilliant in this scene, both him and Hugh are why this show is so great!

@celtichero9

2 жыл бұрын

I agree 100%

@largol33t1

Жыл бұрын

There are only two constant fights that keep me watching this show: House vs Wilson and House vs Cuddy! 😂

@Dusan_Zdravkovic

11 ай бұрын

Watch the movie "Tape". All three of 'em were great.

@l.a.3479

8 ай бұрын

*Leonard's

@Drew-bc7zj

2 ай бұрын

Every time Cuddy is on screen my pants get tight.

"Ahah! You yawned" "Ahah, you tried to kill me"

@SaraMorgan-ym6ue

Ай бұрын

put you on speed when your going out on a date it will make you sound crazy🤣🤣🤣

@thesegacampgamerandwerecam7504

9 күн бұрын

I put you on Uppers and you still Yawned

Wilson knows House well enough to know the coffee is dosed, so he grabs the other one. House knows Wilson well enough to know he's going to do this and puts the dosed coffee in front of himself. Feels like the "Battle of the Wits" scene from Princess Bride. Honestly surprising House didn't use the same approach as Wesley and dose both, he doesn't seem opposed to dosing himself too.

@KupKate215

11 ай бұрын

Well where's the fun in it if he's dosed both? Then he doesn't get to blame Wilson for not trusting him with the original cup he offered.

@mechanomics2649

11 ай бұрын

If only Wilson had been Sicilian and his life was on the line.

@GaslightingIsEvil

4 ай бұрын

Would speed even affect house the same way after years of vicodin use/abuse? I'm surprised Wilson didn't think house would dose the one closest to him as a double bluff to be honest. It would be exhausting being around house so I'd have to just accept and expect everything😅 although he only does these things with people he knows can take it so I would be safe

@BullockDS

2 ай бұрын

@@GaslightingIsEvil but in studying medicine, House must have learned that man is mortal, so he would have put the speed-laced coffee as far from himself as possible.

Wilson: "Give me a vicodin so I don't stroke" *Speedballs*

@korymanuel8682

Жыл бұрын

😂

"Aha! You yawned!" "Aha! You tried to kill me!" One of the best exchanges in the show, and no on can tell me otherwise. Gotta love these two

@SaraMorgan-ym6ue

Ай бұрын

it's time to does you on speed boy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Excuse me, I have to go kill someone." is now a permanent phrase in my vocabulary

@FilippoOrlandoAperturePH

2 ай бұрын

Somehow, I expected him to say exactly that

Wilson is the only one who can challenge House intellectually that's why House chose him to be his best friend, also the fact that Wilson is a push over and a sucker contributed heavily

@nonchalantdewiness

Жыл бұрын

right, like they literally dosed each other lmao

@HallyVee

10 ай бұрын

That... was never Wilson's strength.

@ibreakmirrorswmyface

9 ай бұрын

two words: wilson = bottom

"I'm late for a breast thing" I am so using that!

@SaraMorgan-ym6ue

Ай бұрын

you should always try speed for anything involving a breast for anything💀💀

Foreman’s face at 2:17 is HYSTERICAL!!

@vasyan123

Жыл бұрын

Foreman on the happiest day of his life

@Thathestiadevotee

2 ай бұрын

@@vasyan123Foreman on the saddest day of his life

@DB-cx6uc

Ай бұрын

​@@vasyan123 was about to say thats just his usual expression, thanks 😂😂

Wilson is such a trusting character. How many times does House dose him over the series?! He keeps falling for it! Get your own drinks man! 😆

@feraltaco4783

6 ай бұрын

For real. After the first time I'd never take my eyes off food and drink around him. And NEVER accept anything from him. 🤣

Never seen this show but the leg and face movements at 1:22 is so perfect haha

@mary-janereallynotsarah684

Жыл бұрын

And the label thing. When I took speed for my executive dysfunction I would spend like an hour doing something like that to get it perfect.

@EclecticallyEccentric

11 ай бұрын

​@@mary-janereallynotsarah684 Adderall or something else?

Wilson has been dosed at least three times on this show and i love it

That tumor mention: little did we know…

@ottokarl5427

2 жыл бұрын

It probably wasn't planned, but that happened atleast at one other time in the show ("Holding stuff in can give you cancer!")

The second you believe you've outsmarted House, that's when you've only screwed yourself.

@quillmaurer6563

Жыл бұрын

It was a "Battle of the Wits," as a nearly identical scene in Princess Bride was described. And like Vizzinni, Wilson lost.

@UmisTsukishiro00

Жыл бұрын

@@quillmaurer6563 I don't know about that exactly. The trick in Princess Bride was both cups were spiked. House offered the non-spiked cup because he knew Wilson would be suspicious. Similar outcome, different trick.

@quillmaurer6563

Жыл бұрын

@@UmisTsukishiro00 Slightly different trick, but Wilson faced the same challenge Vizzinni did, knowing that presumably one of the cups was spiked and having to analyze the other person to try to figure out which one would have been spiked. Both Vizzinni and Wilson believed they'd been offered the spiked cup and thus took the one the other had. House's methodology was a bit different (and less guaranteed, but he also knew his opponent) but with the same outcome. Honestly I'm surprised House didn't use the same approach as Wesley, as he doesn't seem to mind drugging himself.

@UmisTsukishiro00

Жыл бұрын

@@quillmaurer6563 If House speed-ed his own coffee, that would have been just as funny!

@quillmaurer6563

11 ай бұрын

@@UmisTsukishiro00 Wonder what he'd be like on it - would he be all amped up like Wilson? Somehow that's hard to imagine (but could be hilarious). Or is he so drug-tolerant that it really wouldn't do much to him?

House casually throwing out a possible cancer dx hurts knowing what's coming...

I love how Wilson on speed is me normally

@astro_penguin_

2 ай бұрын

adhd moment

The whole "youve got a cerebral tumor, you got 6 weeks to live" thing was either crazy cold and heartless forshadowing for poor Wilson or the writers hadn't figured out Wilson was gonna die of brain cancer yet.

@buffya8012

11 ай бұрын

He didn’t die of brain cancer he had a thymoma which is cancer of the thymus gland….nowhere near his brain

@GirlCops

2 ай бұрын

Pretty sure his cancer was in his chest

"A heart attack is not gonna kill you. You were in a hospital" 😂😂😂

I like how he takes a little himself by licking his fingers.

@rohanmanchanda5250

Жыл бұрын

he* licking** This is why you're grades are declining Jimmy; focus up!!

@grmnlad8413

Жыл бұрын

Your*

@rohanmanchanda5250

Жыл бұрын

@@grmnlad8413 I've waited for this...

@rohanmanchanda5250

Жыл бұрын

@@grmnlad8413 it was a trap, you Simpson. Now everybody knows you're that guy! Muahahahahahaha

@anticat867

Жыл бұрын

@@rohanmanchanda5250 thx

I love how house knows how well wilson knows him and pre-emptively swapped the drinks to make sure wilson drank the drugged one

I like how Wilson just assumed the yellow liquid in House's coffee mug was apple juice.

@WetterThnWtr

10 ай бұрын

I like that house actually warned him instead of letting him drink it

@KaterynaKuts

2 ай бұрын

@@WetterThnWtr Well, cuz alcohol plus vicodin, plus speed plus anidepressants isn't a mix one's heart could possibly survive through

@Thathestiadevotee

2 ай бұрын

@@KaterynaKutsIt wasn’t alcohol in that cup

1:18 That House immediately drank from that cup would've made me extremely sus about what was in my own cup

@TMmodify

2 ай бұрын

As if house wouldn't chug a spiked coffee to prove a point

One of the most wickedly funny sequences of this great show.

"You don't know my medical history!" If there's one thing House knows, it's absolutely everything about Wilson

@SaraMorgan-ym6ue

Ай бұрын

so yeah House knows Wilsons medical History maybe not well enough to know he gets cancer mind you but well enough to know what he can and can't do to does him without killing him

Wilson: I can’t give you mine (antidepressants) you have to meet a psychologist and get a work up! Also Wilson: GIVE ME YOUR CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE!

@lionsjourney29

11 ай бұрын

To be fair...vicodin is a pain killer. Anti depressants and most form of anti-psychiatric meds have the unironic consequences of causing a period of severe depression and suicidal ideation. Hence why he can't have it. Also take the wrong meds for the wrong presentation you could trigger other disorders

@delmicortave

10 ай бұрын

Also, Wilson has been given house antidepressants in secret, so he can't give house anymore without overdose

@Czigot

10 ай бұрын

If I recall correctly, Wilson didn't want to give House antidepressants because he ALREADY dosed House with them.

@l.a.3479

8 ай бұрын

Wilson said House would have to meet a PSYCHIATRIST, NOT a psychologist. They're not the same. Only a psychiatrist, who's a medical doctor, can prescribe medication for mental illness.

"You don't know my medical history!" Really? I would bet he has it in a little folder in his desk named "Problems with Wilson".

I love it when the girl says, " You sure talk fast. "😂 Great performance by Leonard!

I love how House was thinking "Either he takes the one with "speeeeeed" in it or he trusts me. So either i make my point or - i get high.". Win-win.

house: give me your antidepressants wilson: no, i can't, you need a prescription from psychiatrict also wilson: give me your vicodin

@SaraMorgan-ym6ue

Ай бұрын

I am so eager to get you on speed to see how weird you are on speed🤣🤣

my favourite has to be "you dosed me!" "yes, I did, but only because you didn't trust me!"

Ah ha! You yawned! Ah... ha! You tried to kill me! Forever one of my favorite scenes.

Love how instantly suspicious Wilson was about the coffee and how House switched the coffees, knowing that Wilson would take one off his desk and not the one in his hand.

"I can't give you my anti-depressants bc they're not specifically prescribed for you! Now give me one of you're vicodin that hasn't been specifically prescribed for me!"

@nandohenriques2975

11 ай бұрын

Do you want spoilers for the episode?

@Aspen70000000000

11 ай бұрын

@@nandohenriques2975 Yea sure. I watched the show a long time ago and don't remember much lol.

@Spark-bw3ph

7 ай бұрын

It probably was prescribed BY him, atleast

As someone who takes amphetamines on a prescription, and has had my dose adjusted a few times, Robert played the role of "Slightly high on amphetamines" very, very well. It's strange how people with ADHD can be "Normalized" by Amphetamines, and then sent back to being hyperactive and obsessive if they have too much. Of course Wilson skips a step by not having ADHD. Although, 185 BPM without taking enough to cause a massive cognitive deficit or even seizures is unlikely in someone with a healthy heart.

@guicho271828

2 ай бұрын

yeah, my max heartrate on an indoor cyclinc machine is 198 and I keep going >180 for like 30min Also people: Get a methylphenidate ER, bc amphetamine is more likely to form addiction

Let’s take a moment to acknowledge that house has a pill crushing mixing bowl in his desk, which I’m assuming he has because he drugs people frequently

@UmisTsukishiro00

2 жыл бұрын

Just for future references, the bowl is called a mortar and what he crushes with is a pestle.

@drugsarebad97

2 жыл бұрын

@@UmisTsukishiro00 and just for future reference , who asked ?

@tanitaharris7211

2 жыл бұрын

@@drugsarebad97 “Pill crushing mixing bowl” sounds dumb, take the help and move on. But of course you’d rather look stupid than to up your first grade vocabulary.

@tekohaatawhai3697

2 жыл бұрын

@@drugsarebad97 Lol calm down kid 😂

@kereminde

2 жыл бұрын

@@UmisTsukishiro00 It's also probably something he'd have on hand for other reasons. Given this is House, probably for the exact purpose of crushing pills. It's weird I didn't question a doctor having it in their desk... and then when this was brought up, I thought "It's House, the man probably has it in case he needs it for one of his weird cases".

Wilson fell for one of the classic blunders, and it wasn't getting involved in a land war in Asia

This really shows off how much self-policing Wilson is constantly doing.

The um....whatever its called that he does when he cant put on the gloves "Thats weird" ...lol! Every time!

I've used the "I'd have to deal with the fact that you did something nice.." line at work. Got a good laugh.

Can you just imagine going in for an exam and thinking your doctor is having a heart attack?

I love how he instantly knew

the foreshadow " u have a tumor "

3:27 Wilson must’ve seemed so genuinely insane lmao

See he does care about him or else he wouldn't tell him to drink it..

That patient is actually a Saint. She is such a good person for not being offended. Even if she kinda liked him.

@toolatetothestory

Ай бұрын

An angels patience, as a german saying goes xD

@tayladunn7490

Күн бұрын

Yeah, she seemed real kind and sweet !! I don’t blame her, Wilson is cute in his own way !!

@toolatetothestory

Күн бұрын

@@tayladunn7490 Also she was probably worried he was about to die with a heart rate that high

Such a great show

1:15 house was like - mind = controlled

The fact house has a mortar and pedal in his desk makes it all too hilarious

The kooky music in the scene with him and Foreman sounds new, like it was made specifically for the condition of Wilson on amphetamines.

To be fair, Wilson did take the cup that was on the table, and not the one House was handing him. He didn't trust House, when really, he should have.

The espresso with the elevator is the caffeine with the kicker. Also classic misdirection. Should have seen it coming.

"Ah ha!! You tried to kill me!!"

I like how the patient recognized that Wilson had an issue pretty quick.

I don't care how good House is, he is a thoroughgoing bastard.

Ive never actually seen someone on speed before but based on Wilson here I'd say its definitely close to how it feels to have adhd (yes i have it im on pills and everything)

@shaboingboing799

10 ай бұрын

Send me some Cuzco

@hate6crew6death6roll

10 ай бұрын

given they give you speed for ADHD (or ritalin/methylphenidate)

Not house stirring coffee with a highlighter

It was a win-win for house Either he got dosed with speed, or Wilson got dosed with speed. Playing on both sides, always winning.

what a duo

He crushed up "crossroads", so they were dexedrine. I used to have one on my talbe next to my bed so I could swallow one every morning, sleep for another 30 minutes, and then leap out of bed, ready to go.

Lol stirring with a pen 😂😂😂😂

House was probably thinking “doesn’t matter which he takes, either way I win”

Honestly, if that was me I would been like thanks for the free drugs.

Wilson knowing House should have known that House would assume Wilson would take the other cup then what was offered

With house offering Wilson the coffee in the beginning, I know house enough to know that he probably spiked the coffee, and I was right.😅

Weird that we still don’t know why Wilson yawned after this episode

@gabrielabagala

11 ай бұрын

He was taken antidepressants, that cause yawns as a side effect.

@wristdisabledwriter2893

11 ай бұрын

@@gabrielabagala spoiler alert House was taking it. The question is why was Wilson taking it or was he

@gabrielabagala

11 ай бұрын

@@wristdisabledwriter2893 It's clear to me from the dialogue that Wilson is taking it. Why he takes it, they don't clarify it, but I suppose that being an oncologist, and having 2 failed marriages, plus a best friend like House, are enough causes 😅

I have never seen an episode of House all the way through. As soon as I read the title, I asked "What did House do??"

Certain drugs typically have a very bitter taste, hence why hiding them in coffee would be difficult unless that person likes his coffee super sweet with lots of cream.

House sure has an impressive immunity to icocane powder.

I'm not on anti-depressants, I'm on 👋👋 S P E E D 👋👋

He just had a mortar and pestle sitting in his desk drawer?

What’s funny is that his HR on the pulse monitor reads 86, his Oxygen saturation is 185 😂

0:59 Those are very clearly empty.

I wish I had friends like House… why can’t anybody ever dose me?

Wilson super trusting to take a pill from House after finding out he was dosed by him XD

Please note: this is so common for House that he has a MORTAR AND PESTLE in his drawer!

watching house do his gums with the residue in his mortor was something I was not prepared for; But should have expected. My sides are in orbit.

Wow. I've watched this series twice, but not until all these shorts started popping up in my feed, did i realize how many times House drugged Wilson during this series. 😂

Poor Robert Sean Leonard. In Dead Poets Society, his character commits suicide. In House M.D. his coffee gets spiked. With speed, of all substances. By a work colleague.

The script writer, director❤

Dr Wilson had the most tragic arc

1:27 Robert goes Jim Carrey

Wait so House MD dosed him on purpose

@neilpemberton5523

2 жыл бұрын

House doses lots of people on purpose.

@therealpisceskid

Жыл бұрын

yes his name is house md and this is a common occurrence for him

@gogl0l386

Жыл бұрын

It is has also come to be my suspicion aswell that Mr. Gregory House MD might have drugged Mr. James Wilson MD intentionally.

The reason why Wilson is shocked about the number on the machine is because his maximum heart rate (before it goes dangerously high) is 180 (He's 40 years old in season 3 and the formula to calculated the MBpM is 220 - X where X is your age.)

This scene was even funnier in the Japanese dub.

House! House! Excuse me I have to go find somebody!

There was like a teaspoon of coffee in that cup wtf?

this is god-tier acting if he did like

"actually muchacho, i put the soy in this cup. i thought about real hard about putting the soy in the other one, in my minds eye or whatever."

@Peace7904

10 ай бұрын

"You are a vee-gahn but you should be gone"

Whenever Wilson Say's The Word "Electrode's" It Remind's Me Of The Pokemon Electrode.

He may have drugged him but at least he didn’t let him drink the urine.

Wilson hitting on a patient because he’s on speed is only like two notches worse than me at 16 trying to spit game. God if I had a time machine I’d go back and tell myself to crawl into a hole and stay there until I’m 24.

House constantly drugging Wilson throughout the series is hilarious.

House commits a felony.

My theory is both coffees are drugged so it doesn’t matter which one Wilson takes. House needs it for pain and he’s so used to taking a drug it probably wouldn’t have the same effect it would have on Wilson cause he’s not an abuser

i hadn't tried it when i first saw it, but seeing it now... that is a *lot* of speed he put in that coffee

Wilson is at 2x Playback speed.