Dr. J.M.K Teaches Spiritual Psychology
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This is honestly the most normal hes ever seemed
@tashina9287
2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO FR THO
@Louis-lu5wh
2 жыл бұрын
I was like 1000
@hollyferguson7331
2 жыл бұрын
What? Biting at the air isn’t normal? Lol…
@shelbyzvara462
2 жыл бұрын
Ngl we all long Josh and his wild energy
@muffinman1950
2 жыл бұрын
AHAHHAHA
“Dr. J.M.K. looks like he did weed exactly once….” BEST DESCRIPTION OF ANYONE EVER
@KeenX72
2 жыл бұрын
Only made better by the fact that it's a direct quote of what a journalist wrote about Josh
@Kooyfish26
2 жыл бұрын
Haha! Isnt that a reference to that pitchfork review?
@alyssama3420
2 жыл бұрын
Wow its perfect hahahaha
@janahinds8328
2 жыл бұрын
i almost pissed myself when that came up
@scotthendrickson6058
2 жыл бұрын
Is this real?!
I feel like this solidifies the thought of him being a leash kid
@anne-mariea.668
2 жыл бұрын
My theory has gained so much traction oml
@kindking8009
2 жыл бұрын
OMG I never thought about that, but you're right!
@olivialima9695
2 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOO
@HL-vs9qy
2 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine him NOT being a leash kid? He'd be off every 3 minutes
As someone with a psychology degree, these four minutes were more enlightening than my four years of study. Brilliant, vivacious Dr.J.M.K is a true leader in the field.
@viktoriaf.1191
2 ай бұрын
Literally same
@benicedarnit
2 ай бұрын
Update: I now have a Master’s degree as well. Still more enlightening.
Cant believe Josh just single handedly started world peace
@loriholman6125
2 жыл бұрын
You're aware they really could change The Thinking of PEOPLE, they have the power, We really need change.
@loriholman6125
2 жыл бұрын
@ziggy or DYLAN
@logankeilty4529
2 жыл бұрын
Right
@itsshelby8969
2 жыл бұрын
Right?? And it only took one hit of weed
@scotthendrickson6058
2 жыл бұрын
Wait, what’s happening here?
The clapping sounds really helped drill down the point. Wouldn’t have made nearly enough sense if it weren’t for that clapping. This man knows what he’s talking about.
@Zizwizwee
2 жыл бұрын
That wasn’t clapping That was two hands, fucking
@purplegirl664
2 жыл бұрын
@@Zizwizwee you are absolutely right
@francielekuhn3607
2 жыл бұрын
@@Zizwizwee IM DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@trishb.2948
2 жыл бұрын
the sounds are vaguely familiar….some how..
@purplegirl664
2 жыл бұрын
@@trishb.2948 he really wanted to give us the complete experience
this looks like something you would see on adult swim at 3am.
I got my Philosophy degree from the university of Michigan and like, he could actually teach there and no one would question it.
i dont think i’m gonna be ready for jakes master class i’m literally crying of laughter😭💀
@gracie6466
2 жыл бұрын
“Oliver Reed: The Master of Disguise”
@evaverardo480
2 жыл бұрын
@@gracie6466 STOP IM LITERALLY SHITTING TEARS
@storm6682
2 жыл бұрын
@@gracie6466 PLEASE DJNDJEJE
@astridthorndyke9145
2 жыл бұрын
Not jake… OLIVER FUCKING REED!!!!!!!!
@hollytanis4998
2 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry who? I thought his name was oLivEr FuCKinG ReEd 😂
The quivering when he's doing the headstand is killing me
@angypingu666
2 жыл бұрын
mans literally fighting for his life on that chair
@novacaine8331
Жыл бұрын
I'm crying 😭😭😭
the way he enunciates his words really makes me happy
@MissJensk1
10 ай бұрын
Yeah, I love the way he speaks
@MissJensk1
10 ай бұрын
Yeah, I love the way he speaks
I just read the pitchfork interview for the first time and 1. I can’t believe how much this guy just went IN for no reason and 2. What I love even more is that josh responded with this level of absolute pure, beautiful satire. All the satires fuck in this video.
okay but the head stand was actually really impressive
@dylancole1910
2 жыл бұрын
I agree, I can't do that without the extreme fear I'll tumble over and break my neck.
@stefaniedroysen2351
2 жыл бұрын
Because he does yoga🙄
@emajavornik3482
2 жыл бұрын
Very painful to watch
i love how at 2:24 you can start to see him laugh so they cut away really fast
Im really glad I found this band and I get to be apart of this fandom because this is top tier entertainment my friends.
@joanaguerreiroc4946
6 ай бұрын
Honestly best band ever, no other band behaves like them 😂 love being part of this fandom
I just forwarded Master Class to my son in college and have advised him to drop all religion and psychology courses immediately and follow Jake’s Master Class teachings. I mean look, 4 years of high tuition cost or 4 minutes with Jake. It’s a no brainer. Heading out to watch the trees and clouds fuck now.
@kindking8009
2 жыл бұрын
Yes, except this is Josh, not Jake.
@lanceingram3078
2 жыл бұрын
@@kindking8009 Dude….my bad. It must have been the clapping!
Hearing Josh curse is like hearing Santa Clause curse. It just ain’t right. 😂
@kimicaballero4935
2 жыл бұрын
Nah..it suits him..lol
@aaz7206
2 жыл бұрын
I agree
@cptcap7531
2 жыл бұрын
@@kimicaballero4935 I like it better when he doesnt curse tho.
@theresaheyer537
2 жыл бұрын
well get over it,i'm glad he speaks english and uses it well.
@funnytoyvideos
2 жыл бұрын
@@theresaheyer537 Chill I’m just joking. I’m not mad that he swore
I’m so enlightened, who would have thought that EVERYTHING “fawks”
I’m just so happy that they threw shade at the Pitchfork review
I literally can't wait for Jake and Danny's classes. These videos both have me crying.
@bb-us4ew
2 жыл бұрын
Dannys was golf instructor did u see it?
“and they do little human thangs and it’s really cute” that has me dying for some reason
@skysmindgarden
2 жыл бұрын
SAME LMFAO
people: so um, who’s your favourite philosopher? me: *you wouldn’t get it* *edit. to whoever is reading this: hi there, I hope something good happens to you today
@BakeAndCake_
2 жыл бұрын
And for that edit i give you a kiss on da forehead! Have a good day!!
@seb3dartist
2 жыл бұрын
aww the edit
@juliawegowska399
2 жыл бұрын
HAHHHAHA YASSS LOVE U
@georgiakern8640
2 жыл бұрын
Funny as phuck. I got it and Im a fan and a58 year old Mom
@kellysneed2594
2 жыл бұрын
This is perfect
The way she flinched like they were playing slap hands! This is comic genius from start to end.
I will be using an entire session with my therapist just to unpack this video and the hold it has on me.
@darth-imperius
2 жыл бұрын
What did the therapist say? You gotta tell us.
“Everything is sex” best quote ever
@leinadatidumarp
2 жыл бұрын
It's the universal truth..
@debbiespencer3390
2 жыл бұрын
And that's ph in 3 words
@dario9568
2 жыл бұрын
Is the truth
@deezyfbabay6107
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like he stole this from Jake.
@todiann27
2 жыл бұрын
Either he just had it, or he needs to get some…..quickly.
he looks so gorgeous i want to cry
@loriholman6125
2 жыл бұрын
Lol, yes they all are...
Can y’all make a podcast so I can listen to this through out the day😭
The fact GVF are creating these hilarious classes basically ripping on Pitchfork insults about the band and other shit..yet still including the message of peace n love...well done, boys!
I haven’t even seen the video, but I love it already
@samiyatanakami7472
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@divinedriftofficial
2 жыл бұрын
Prolly cuz it's 7min old lol
@loriholman6125
2 жыл бұрын
I just wish I could get in that position.
Including the Pitchfork quote was a stroke of pure and utter genius and we need more of that sort of behavior on this planet.
@Amanda-dq2lx
2 жыл бұрын
okay but I can’t be the only one wondering if the “everything is about f*cking part” was shade because of that Pitchfork article also. I remember reading it and laughing at how he was trying to interpret “The Cold Wind” as somehow being about sex
@king_supreme1102
2 жыл бұрын
@@Amanda-dq2lx I recall the article saying that about The New Day actually, but I could be wrong. When I’m fairly certain the song had to do with their sister, so the farthest thing from sexual.
@Amanda-dq2lx
2 жыл бұрын
@@king_supreme1102 He actually said it about both songs lol. I just remembered that one specifically because of this comment: “And at least Zeppelin knew to separate their sweet-lady-I’m-horny songs from their howling-about-literary-fantasy songs. Hilariously, Greta Van Fleet combine them into one on “The Cold Wind,”” Like…this has to have been written by someone who has never heard a Led Zeppelin song. All the howling-about-literary-fantasy songs featured at least *1* sweet lady as I recall??? Most of them included that as a main premise, with some kind of supplementary innuendo about spreading roots or tongues caressing ears. Going to California??? Ramble On? OVER THE HILLS AND FAR AWAY??? I am 100% certain he uses the word “mama” multiple times in Kashmir. Like, Mr. Larson is so terribly off base, considering those are like the most basic “howling about literary fantasy” tracks in the Zeppelin discography
@king_supreme1102
2 жыл бұрын
@@Amanda-dq2lx well GVF got the last laugh !
honestly “peace and love is evolution and revolution” is such a good quote why is this well written
@kindking8009
2 жыл бұрын
if you spell evolution backwards the last four letters are "love" and if you do the same with revolution the last four letters are "lover".
I really can’t take Josh seriously with his thick Midwestern accent. Edit: I have family in Iowa and his accent is familiar to that, so that’s why o say his accent is a thick Midwestern accent.
@Carol-zp6jh
2 жыл бұрын
He actually has his very own accent! No one else from Michigan talks like Josh! Maybe it's because he's a Spiritual Doctor. 😂🔥
@ethanschoof4953
2 жыл бұрын
As a minnesotan, he doesn’t sound midwestern to me at all lol
@lisahughes2878
2 жыл бұрын
"Thick"...really???
@king_supreme1102
2 жыл бұрын
That’s not thick at all lmao. People from the Dakotas have weird accents, Michigan has a weird accent (although Josh doesn’t really even sound like that, Sam still strongly does tho), the more southern Midwest states have country accents. But no Josh’s is pretty standard.
@katiesturgill8292
2 жыл бұрын
i’m from michigan and josh doesn’t really have our accent, but sam definitely does
The clapping, heavy breathing, yoga, and hand shaking really was essential to this master class 😂😂
I feel like I just learned and lost so much at the same time
I love the stab you took at Pitchfork's review of Anthem of the Peaceful Army 😂
Josh was shaking holding himself up… I love himmmm
I can't wait to see Danny and Jakes Masterclasses. But this one will surely be hard to beat haha.
these master classes are giving me so much life! i’ve watched sam’s like 20 times, and learned oh so much. can’t wait for the other boys’ master classes.
@throughthepines6061
2 жыл бұрын
"And learned oh so much" 💀😂
I’m never going to look at people clapping the same way again. Ever. Ever again.
To the person who okay'd this in whatever board room, for whatever reason- Thank you so much.
I swear I started weezing after the first 2 seconds 💀
@loriholman6125
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's not good to inhale that shit, for realz.
@elainab1982
2 жыл бұрын
@@loriholman6125 I'm dead💀
Oh my god my chest hurts from laughing, loving the comedy vids. " Even the ants in the dirt fuck" can we get that on T-shirt? 😂
@BakeAndCake_
2 жыл бұрын
Next GVF merch launch😂
@ashleyknight1384
2 жыл бұрын
I want "clouds fuck"
@sharonsmoke5058
2 жыл бұрын
@@ashleyknight1384 Me too! That one cracked me up! :)
@kindking8009
2 жыл бұрын
Of course he had to mention ants. Remember Momma K talking about him and Jake playing baseball as kids? Jake was flirting with some little girl on the sidelines while Josh played in the anthills. LOL!
the clapping sound effects really added to the understanding of what you were trying to explain, josh. thank you for that.
The plethora of content coming from these fine men is commendable .
Honestly if Josh started a cult or a spiritual group I’d be the first to line up and join😅😅 Edit: Btw this is just a joke I’m not for cults. I was just in a silly goofy mood 🤪
@haleypatterson9364
2 жыл бұрын
Where can I sign up?
@rubytuesday559
2 жыл бұрын
YES
@loriholman6125
2 жыл бұрын
If Russell Brand can do this shit, & really 💩❗ JOSH PLEASE PREACH THIS SHIT❗ Something different would be so GREAT.
@dylancole1910
2 жыл бұрын
Same😂
@mrcbja1463
2 жыл бұрын
Yes. would have my full attention 🤣
Master Class is really coming out with some top tier teachers I mean, this guy is for real 😮 who knew everything fucks? my world has been expanded
@lemonlover6559
2 жыл бұрын
Trees don't fu*k, lots of things don't fu*k. They send out seeds on their own.
@kvpilots
2 жыл бұрын
Man i was blown away when he mentioned that CLOUDS even do it?? Like damn never knew
@liamgkelly
2 жыл бұрын
@@lemonlover6559 squeeze my lemon
@damselflyable
2 жыл бұрын
@@kvpilots yep, that's what causes thunder! ☁☈😅
@sabi8400
2 жыл бұрын
@@lemonlover6559 You’ve been around the wrong trees then..
The "primates" part is my favorite 😄 And the Pitchfork referente. This is so brilliant
Gotta love them poking at the pitchfork review of Anthem of the Peaceful Army
I need an appointment with Dr. JMK, but only if he teaches me how to do a headstand on a chair!
@dawnmcpheron3397
2 жыл бұрын
I so thought this was going somewhere else which I would have died....If you said he can teach you how to fuck, would have been golden!
This is Lennon’s and Robert California’s love child.
@YanasooSibarah
2 жыл бұрын
😂
@Amanda-md2yy
2 жыл бұрын
not robert california 🤣 so accurate
@keels5229
2 жыл бұрын
I’m crying. You are spot on🤣
@KatieeeHop3
2 жыл бұрын
lmaooo
@mollybatesfarrell1693
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao this is so accurate
Literally someone get this man to read for audio books!
I feel like a just received my doctorate in ADHD all thanks to Dr. J.M.K
So this is how Klaus founded his cult in Umbrella Academy ☂️
@werenostrangerstolove7072
2 жыл бұрын
klaus is what i think of whenever i see josh tbh
It almost feels wrong that he’s wearing shoes
The clapping has me in tears! The accents 😂 I NEED TO SEE THE BLOOPERS FOR THESE
He speaks wisely, and yet he's hilarious! At 2:57 when he tells the person to hold their hands over his, they jerk away for a split second as though they felt he was playing the hand slap game.😄
1:40 incredible how they laugh about that infamous pitchfork review of AOTPA. Love GVF
And I thought I couldn’t love him more. I was wrong…
"Dr J.M.K. looks like he did weed exactly once" LOL, Guy from pitchfork quote at 1:40 mark
Very helpful, thank you josh 😌✌️☮️
Just when I thought I couldn’t be more in love with this guy… “The trees fuck, the clouds fuck, the ants fuck, everything fucks” Quote of the year
“Looks like he did weed once”
Did anyone else catch the sly nod to their pitchfork review??? That part has me absolutely dead lmfao
It was the cough before the joining of hands for me
i love this gvf content wholeheartedly
as soon as i saw him smoking the incense stick i knew this video was going to be chaos
@kindking8009
2 жыл бұрын
That couldn't have been a pleasant taste
All the Midwesterners thinking, "what accent?" Haha that's me, I'm the Midwesterner - IL, IA, WI & MI all have a place in my heart.
@kindking8009
2 жыл бұрын
I live in Wisconsin and he sounds nothing like the people here.
When you're just feeling yourself and want to share those thoughts with the world. Keep on doing great things Sensei 🙏 On a serious note, I couldn't keep a straight face at all
@kathiewilson2915
2 жыл бұрын
This is disturbing.
1:38 I'M DYING LAUGHING THAT HE USED A QUOTE FROM THAT HORRIBLE PITCHFORK REVIEW 😂😂
very enlightening, namaste dr.jmk
ngl i listen to this every morning when i meditate
@RealJoeelliottofficial
Жыл бұрын
@ 🤘🏻🤘🏻🎤🎤💖
Hey Josh, I work at renfest at the stockade and missed you when you came through. I hope you had good time!
I haven’t had a giggle that good in a while. “All things fuck.” Thank you for that. Take all my money. 😂😂😂😂😂
@dylancole1910
2 жыл бұрын
Slap it on a tshirt😂
Idk whether I or Josh... but there’s a Leo from that 70s show energy in the air and I’m living for that man
I learned a lot today. Thank you. 👏🏻💗🍄
WE'RE GETTING MORE OF THESE holy moly so hyped for jake teaching maths
and just like that, im no longer depressed. thanks for the wise words, dr jmk 🤟🤙
will be watching this everyday now
“Dr. J.M.K. Looks like he did weed exactly once…” 😂😭😭😂
i love his rendition of weird al when he was young
@kaygreen3279
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
I don't know if I really lost my mind, but this gave me so much peace, I even felt some tingles
So spiritual👐🔮
LMAO I NEVER SAW THE DESCRIPTION "this is just pure mischief ;)" i love them lmaoo
I’ve been enlightened beyond anything I could have ever imagined. Thank you Dr. J.M.K. for your formidable insights. 🙏🏼🙏🏼
OMG YES I GOT AN EARLY NOTIF TY KZread 🙏🙏
i really hope these master classes are more than one episode 🤣
@loriholman6125
2 жыл бұрын
No shit these guys could make Bank. And put it to good use
I need that on a shirt Josh the whole monologue lol
So what he’s saying is… cheeks get clapped, yoga grounds us and… our bits, andddddd war is a concept LMAO I LOVE THSI
Idk why seeing his mustache upside down when he was doing a headstand freaked me out so much
If this is a real masterclass I’m gonna watch it
Josh it was a honor meeting you outside of Memphis. You and Greta Van Fleet are already on the way to greatness for decades to come
when josh was struggling when he was doing yoga it was so funny LMAOO
These guys man, These guys! I love them!
Thank you for making my day! The Pitchfork comment is Karmic brilliance!
Whatever he's on, I'll take 2! I'm so impressed that he was able to do the yoga pose and not burst out laughing. I was ROLLING!!
"even the ants in the dirt fuck..."- JMK '21
@lemonlover6559
2 жыл бұрын
Ants don't do it, just the Queen and the drone
@zulayhernandez2842
2 жыл бұрын
Oh 😘 que lindo eres muy espiritual
Oh Josh never change this made my whole day. 😂
We finally have world peace. Thank you Josh
This reminded me of my old neighbor who wouldn’t stop telling me he tripped on acid once
Holy shit I love this man