"we could braid each others hair. I know the couch isn't big enough but we can fold it back and spoon." - Best sarcastic comeback to someone you make fun of ever.

'He is 92 years old, fully demented doesn't even know we're here, he's an inch away from Carla's rack and he hasn't even flinced...' 'Oh that's so cute' 'Yeah...It is...' XD

"Then...will you stay? And watch the game with me? Maybe have slice of pizza? ...I can braid your hair. I know that the couch isn't very deep, but we can move the back coushion and...spoon." LMFAO! I love this freaking show!!! Dr.Cox and JD are my favourite characters. Amazing.

" Write this down newbie, you push around a stiff and nobody will ask you to do anything" LMAO

"Think of what little patience I have as oh I don't know? your virginity." "Gone forever just like my patience is now." I'm crying.

I love how cox offers jd a pizza and jd says: 'ofcourse I will"

"The Red Sox still suck...they do!" Best. quote. ever.

"now u've got to wake up sweetheart ur gonna b late for school! oh u wet the bed y cant i have a normal child without these problems?" lmfao funniest cox scene there

"Worse case scenario? You kill somebody!"

"did santa give you that Y chromyzone you always wanted?" XD YES!!

5:20 and on is funny shit. and a crazy distructive fit followed by, "he broke his pencil" is absolutely awesome

Oh, the addict said he quit? Why didn't you say something like that? Cause, you see, that changes everything. Love that cynism :D

''her? shes dead'' lol

"Pumpkin...that's modern medicine. Advances that keep people alive that should have died a long time ago back when they lost what made them people."

"Her?..She's dead." ..wow LOL

great video thanks! I cant get through the day w/o my dr. cox fix! I ADORE him!!!!

I love Dr.Cox!!! OMG he is so Funny!!

i think Dr. cox is rehehehealy is the greatest

'Did santa bring you that 'y' chromosoom you always wanted?' :')

i love the swoosh bits

the ability to quote is a sufficient substitute for witt

How about these Obama quotes; "No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something." "I didn't want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about doing any seances." "On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong." "Come on! I just answered, like, eight questions." --exasperated by reporters after a news conference

to write heart press alt 3( not the one on the top above the letters the one on the other side of the keybord)

Does anyone know why his voice is higher pitched?

Oh i've heard all the bush i was talking about Obama i've never heard any of that

Savage

lol

Look... worst case scenario: You kill someone. XD

oh. the addict said he quit? that changes everything!

ye i never heard the supposed obama quotes

just like when obama said he had visited 56 states and that he had one more to go?

when did who say what? all the bush quotes i have up theres audio(and sometimes visual clips) of the on the web. As for obama quotes i never heard any of them

Haha

Dr. Cox/ McGinley is really my hero. to bad I didn't notice him before Costner. or my name thingy wouldn't be 'kevincostnermyhero.'

What episode is 5:40 from?

how the hell did he know about kevin?

Better than bush

First comment after 4 years lol

Now, you've GOT to wake up, Sweetheart! You're gonna be late for scho...oh, ya wet the bed! WHY can't I have a normal child without these problems?

name one decent president between JFK and obama

we could move the back of the couch I could braid your hair omg

When did he say that? prove it.

Anything is better than bush. And here's my favorite difference between Obama and Bush, Obama can speak intelligently

beats when bush said ''i believe war is a very dangerous place to be'' or how about ''its clearly a budget...its got a lot of numbers'' or "You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." or even "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." Seriously dude pick a decent role model before you end up marrying your cousin

Based on what? Prove it.

obama made simple mistakes in his english,bush just made mistakes at being human