One must imagine Sisyphus happy

@dash0468

Ай бұрын

Why everyone says sisyphus happy why no one ask worm u ok?

@majoras_swag2

Ай бұрын

​​@@dash0468because worm isn't greek *enough.*

@souljascott

Ай бұрын

That was literally the video before this wtf

@joebobby1412

Ай бұрын

One must imagine Sisyphus hungry

@DM-fk9lw

Ай бұрын

Love Albert camu

Just in case anyone was curious: we're still very far from simulating a real nematode brain. We had to basically guess at the 'weight' for each neuron since you can't tell if a neuron is inhibitory or exhibitory by looking under a microscope. A real nematode looks for food, mates, avoids toxins, predators, lays eggs, etc., all with only 302 neurons which is extremely impressive.

@dungeonman.fromyoutube

Ай бұрын

Could you explain a bit about inhibitory and excitatory neurotransmitters? Also would a version with accurate "weights" be much bigger or around the same size?

@yungifez

Ай бұрын

Neurotransmitters sometimes cause inhibition ie maybe to stop or decrease something, and excitatory neurotransmitters that lead to the start or increase of something ( from my basic psych class ). Inhibition is as important as excitation in living ​@@dungeonman.fromyoutube

@KillianTwew

Ай бұрын

There's a WHOLE bunch of epigenetic factors that make it that much more complicated.

@disdroid

Ай бұрын

How many would it take to sort an array round about, for comparison?

@quercus3290

Ай бұрын

do nematodes dream of waifu?

Manmade horrors beyond nematode comprehension

@NSA-admin

Ай бұрын

Well to be fair, that's most things.

@TheOuchee

Ай бұрын

*manmade horrors within human comprehension 😉

@MAcDaTHo

Ай бұрын

@@TheOuchee While reading your comment, I had the theme music of 'the X-Files' playing in my head

@surrealstructures1497

Ай бұрын

State of constant hunger😱

@hyperphrog69

Ай бұрын

@surrealstructures1497 I didn't even think of that. I would hate ti be that artificial nematode

We have invented the torment nexus from the pivotal book 'do not invent the torment nexus' but for worms

@Aleaf_Inwind

Ай бұрын

Don't worry! Computers have advanced to the state of simulating worm brains in the span of less than 100 years and there's only around 1.7×10^106 years until the heat death of the universe. The modern human brain is but a mere nematode to the future. Welcome to the torment nexus, have a pleasant stay!

@DanjoBanks

27 күн бұрын

@@Aleaf_Inwind You guys are the first people I've seen who understand this reference

@sukritmanikandan3184

26 күн бұрын

​@@Aleaf_InwindThe universe will have expired the potential for conscious life way way way way way before heat death. The universe will spend more than 99.99999% of its time dark, starless, and with only black holes for company.

Imagine being a worm and giant alien overlords upload your consciousness to a flashdrive and make you chase pixels for eternity

@indianumberonecountry

Ай бұрын

They didnt upload any consiousness. Its just 1s and 0s.

@Senriam

Ай бұрын

How do you know that’s not what we’re living in now?

@cilinders

Ай бұрын

also gives you enternal hunger :(

@oatmealman1586

Ай бұрын

​@@indianumberonecountry that's what uploading a consciousness is. You can't truly put a mind in a computer, rather you can only copy and upload it. To truly put a person into a computer you would need to transfer their soul as well, and we don't even know if souls exist or not, let alone how to digitize them.

@ValaHough

Ай бұрын

Go back to playing super mario unoriginal boy woman

We got worm slavery before gta 6

@elijahaitaok8624

26 күн бұрын

😗☕, 😃, today's topic: Slavery

@SwarfCrawler

26 күн бұрын

Digital*

@coco13579

25 күн бұрын

we got worm slavery before silksong

@Jeff4theRaid

25 күн бұрын

​@@coco13579just you wait for the nematode update, it'll show why this was necessary.

@ismbks

24 күн бұрын

​@@elijahaitaok8624classic

“We’ve invented the matrix for worms”😂

@aceman0000099

Ай бұрын

It's more like a reverse matrix. The game is real, the nematode is an electronic copy

@berenedain8427

Ай бұрын

As written! LISAN AL GAIB!

@hengedraws

Ай бұрын

The wormtrix

@ValaHough

Ай бұрын

We have done a big 💩 and we call ourselves Gods. Waiting for the nuclear war to wipe us out

@through-faith-alone

Ай бұрын

@@hengedraws why do I see you everywhere. The internet is so small

Creating a machine daemon that is forever hungry and can never be sated, im sure that won't backfire stupendously.

@dasklavierleben

Ай бұрын

Yeah fr how is no one commenting about leaving them always hungry and searching. Humans are egotistical meddling assholes

@kenzieafent6291

Ай бұрын

It hungers and thirsts eternally, always seeking and searching.

@GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli

29 күн бұрын

Not sure if you intended to make a pun, reference, or just a typo. But a daemon in computing is a background process that runs forever and executes tasks based on conditions or hardware/network activity.

@crestothegecko6279

29 күн бұрын

⁠​⁠@@GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelliDefinitely no chance of the eternal hunger bot backfiring when you run it forever. No siree

@thevvitch7585

27 күн бұрын

ULTRAKILL REFERENCE???

word brain in javascript before gta 6

@cooliipie

Ай бұрын

Worm

@vez3834

Ай бұрын

​@@cooliipie don't go around calling people names

@rollerjumps

Ай бұрын

​@@cooliipie Do you just go around calling people worms?

@GuyMakeGame

Ай бұрын

@@cooliipienah that’s messed up he didn’t even do anything why you calling him a worm??

@Mr.GTheWatcher

28 күн бұрын

@@cooliipiecalm down man, no need to take your anger out on someone random... smh my head

That hardcoded neuron matrix is nuts. The text file for the code is bigger than the brain itself

@_CRiT_hits_

Ай бұрын

Js devs are allergic to buffers

@HunterHerbst

Ай бұрын

@@_CRiT_hits_ this made my day

@CrjaseMechaEngr

Ай бұрын

@@_CRiT_hits_what sort of buffer

@JetJockey87

Ай бұрын

​@@_CRiT_hits_ dev Jokes about bobby drop tables - 🤢 Dev jokes about reality - 👍👍

@CrjaseMechaEngr

29 күн бұрын

@@JetJockey87 I’ve never heard of these “tables”, I guess I have more to learn I only use js for web stuff

St. Peter watching infinity nematodes with incomplete souls walk up to the pearly gates, endlessly hungry

@Rocky-ve9iv

28 күн бұрын

this comment is a masterpiece

@Roach_Dogg_JR

28 күн бұрын

digital constructs that endlessly hunger... what could go wrong?

@rfmerrill

20 күн бұрын

@@Roach_Dogg_JR They made a couple of video games about that it's actually pretty good (Digital Devil Saga).

Mapping these was a common task in undergraduate neuroscience when I as in school because their brain consists of so few neurons that you can literally examine every one and its function.

Nematodes are more prolific in their git contributions than I would have thought

@Baronnax

17 күн бұрын

Yeah, but they're mostly just uploading worms to the repo. Kind of a shit move.

"Would you love me if I were a worm" "Well first I would wonder if I was in the Matrix"

Imagine your brain gets uploaded to a server only for someone to decide you'll be hungry forever. What a fate

@SamGarcia

17 күн бұрын

on the other hand, you get free food forever

Ah sweet, man made horrors beyond my mind’s comprehension

Speaking of putting animals in the matrix, there's a lab that actually put fish into tanks where they project other fish for them to form a school with, and some of those are simulated instead of reflecting another fish, so that the researchers can control them and input different behaviors to study how the behavior of fish on the edge propagates to the entire school.

If we can turn _"they did surgery on a grape"_ into a meme, we can do the same for _"they turned a worm into a video game."_

Wonder if there's a lil Andrew Nematate there with a nemabugatti, telling others that they live in a nematrix, all while waiting to go to jail for nematode trafficking.

@okaraaze1087

Ай бұрын

BWAHAHA, thank you for this. Made me die laughing.

@ghostnoodle9721

Ай бұрын

God tier shit post

@tonybalongna

Ай бұрын

incredible

@alltehstuffs

Ай бұрын

I had already scrolled away but my brain had a delayed reaction to how funny this comment is. “Wait did I just read Andrew Nematate?” Had to come back and reread it 😂

@TheDoc-Worker

Ай бұрын

This is why I started learning programming. Nobody shitposts like programmers.

they put my boy into javascript

This is sick, now I can rewrite this code in Java and make a Minecraft plugin that controls an in-game worm 3D model that I can make randomly spawn in certain biomes.

@aToast3r

Ай бұрын

One day

@MrZelektronz

Ай бұрын

Yes, but it will be 100 times more efficient and equally as "good" if you simply use random numbers, because those neurons don't have pathfinding and will bump against blocks and obsticales the whole time and don't know how to jump

@milokiss8276

Ай бұрын

Tell me if you do this because that sounds delightful I’m imagining it spawning in badlands for some reason. Eats dead bushes.

@nightshadedim3396

Ай бұрын

​@@MrZelektronz I bet I could program the worm to jump

@phofers

Ай бұрын

Do it with ComputerCraft and you can do it in Lua. Hmmm… I might actually do this.

“For I made mother nature bow down and whisper ‘You are my king’. And I was god”

@ValaHough

Ай бұрын

Really? Calling a light bulb a sun? You are nothing more than a pengiun playing with nuclear physics. Oops the Nato and Russia penguins made a poo so they launched the deadliest hydrogen bombs at each other.

@markd.9042

Ай бұрын

This is pretty far away from conquering nature

@cormey8772

Ай бұрын

@@markd.9042we have conquered nematode

I feel like this video is going to be played in the intro of the documentary on the fall of human civilization.

"Cuz nematodes don't have a lot going on up there" Nematodes: "That's not very nice :("

Holy shit bro I'm going to let them trade crypto for me 🤣

@KillianTwew

Ай бұрын

Tbh you could make a youtube video about it, and even if you don't make money on crypto you will from YT

@TimothySmithDev

Ай бұрын

If you guys don't take this idea, I'm going to

@DreadHalfling9

Ай бұрын

​@@TimothySmithDevlink?

@thisismygascan4730

Ай бұрын

that's a horrible idea don't do it. instead i will do it myself 😊

@eli3082

Ай бұрын

@@KillianTwewyou have less than 10 subs combined there is no money to be made here

Nokia: We found a dumber worm that does the same thing 20 years ago.

No way we got worm Pantheon before GTA 6

I creature that lives unaware of the condition of its existence, and find itself traped by its own insatiable hunger feels very relatable

This is a really good video.. how does this not have more likes?

@panampace

Ай бұрын

We can’t let the nematodes know or they’ll revolt

It seems to only simulate a brain using the same number of "neurons", not actually transmit the same data that neurons transmit

I think someone put me on the always hungry setting

Soon we're going to have to start figuring out the boundary between "approximation of a brain, doesn't have rights, treat it however you want" and "authentic living creature brain, has the same rights as its nondigital counterpart, must be treated with the same ethics."

@lorelord2418

Ай бұрын

Hard disagree. Sure, animal cruelty is a thing. But there are different ethics with an artificial animal: You don't have to worry about the long-term effects of an animal getting conditioned to interact with humans. For instance, let's take a hypothetical coyote. You're not supposed to feed wild coyotes, because they will lose their fear of humans. This will then, inevitably, lead to coyotes predating on humans and in human environments. Or, take the manatee. You're not supposed to interact with manatees because they'll learn to associate humans with good things, and lead to more, easier poaching as well as accidental injuries from boats. You don't have to worry about an artificial coyote eating your neighbor's baby, and you don't have to worry about a simulated manatee getting shot by an asshole who's selling trophies.

@CFSworks

Ай бұрын

@@lorelord2418 Remember that you and I, also, are animals. Do I only have a right to refuse having my limbic system forcibly activated when I'm a physical being, and if I'm dumped into a computer all bets are off, simply because there's no way that the torture can affect anyone else?

@marcthenarc868

29 күн бұрын

They'll ban it when we give them cute eyes.

@spelcheak

27 күн бұрын

@@CFSworks you’re confusing language. Humans are categorically different than other animals in terms of ethics (among other things). Digital (nonhuman) animals aren’t morally equivalent to humans and it’s immoral to even think that they would. Actual npc behavior.

@CFSworks

27 күн бұрын

@@spelcheak "other" animals? ;)

That VSCode theme makes me want to bleach my eyes

I appreciate this short for being the first one on his channel and it being the most interesting and original post I've seen all week!

Just want to point out that this is a very specific and scientifically important nematode named Caenorhabditis elegans or C elegans for short. Why is C elegans important and special? Well it’s because we have mapped their biology almost completely and can nearly flawlessly predict their development from single cell to mature animal due to a very low level of variability. We know exactly how many cells an adult C elegans has and the exact developmental lineage of every cell. This was also the fist species to have its full genome sequenced and it is an important model organism in developmental biology research due to how extensively we understand its normal development.

Nematodes function on 302 neurons, but my coworkers function on 2 neurons.

Aw hell no... are they using Javascript? Thats the definition of hell for that worm😂😂😂 If they do this with my brain, please let it be anything other than Javascript😂

@panampace

Ай бұрын

Sorry bud, our brains are gonna get spaghetti coded into a hundred different apis all to generate recommended ads

@d19sbp

Ай бұрын

Alright, firing up php for you

@cinderwolf32

Ай бұрын

Installing Brain::Sim::Nematode from metacpan right now. You're going in Perl buddy.

@TheScarletInfector

Ай бұрын

You would prefer maybe original basic? 4tran?

@andrewnabil8229

Ай бұрын

Bro what if i told u i coded an entire 3d world with vehicles and each vehicle has its own neural network and they can mutate if i want to , basically a self driving vehicles with genetic mutation, all in vanilla JavaScript with 0 libraries

This is sick, please make more

That is the most apathetic "I care" to "hey, we just figured out how to get started on coding potentially the entire human brain, thus downloading consciousness in about a decade from now, with the help of nemotodes and AI," 😂

I used to work in a lab studying nematodes, this is freaking awesome!

Btw you can run it on arduino and put it on robot

We copied a nematoad brain to go for food *Shows worm completely oblivious to food next to it*

@blartversenwaldiii

14 күн бұрын

they are not very bright

"Wake up Neo(matodes) it's time to break free of The Matrix (for Nematodes)"

I was not ready to learn about an Open Souce Matrix for Worms on this Tuesday morning. Thank you for sharing.

Yet another usecase for JavaScript 😎

@susguy446

Ай бұрын

You can do this in any language. Not like its only for js

@Trucho1996

Ай бұрын

@@susguy446 javascript is eating your lunch bro

@susguy446

Ай бұрын

@@Trucho1996 js is doing nothing to c

Now that we have done it to worms, we will not stop until we create the matrix for atleast cows I guarantee it.

@eriksiers

Ай бұрын

I guarantee that eventually we'll have something resembling the Matrix. Probably not in our lifetimes, but eventually.

The fact that it's constantly hungry and can never be satisfied feels like literally hell. But i like the implications for neuroscience.

We got brain simulation before Elder Scrolls 6

Just gotta get 100 billion of those lines of code and you’ll have a human brain.

That is horrible... to be in a state of constant hunger but never being able to feel full for your creators enjoyment... that suffering...

@eriksiers

Ай бұрын

Welcome to the Matrix.

@acain6803

Ай бұрын

Isn't that normal?

@Princess_Jessie3414

Ай бұрын

But is it alive, does a nematode even have a capacity for "suffering"

@eriksiers

Ай бұрын

@@Princess_Jessie3414 Anything that feels pain can suffer.

@Princess_Jessie3414

Ай бұрын

@@eriksiers I mean no that's not true, plants can all feel pain and measurably so but they don't suffer because they don't have a brain or anything similar to it. Suffering is different to pain, it's an emotion that needs some capacity for thought. I'd say most animals feel pain but were talking about something with 300 neurons

The fact that this runs in javascript really makes me wanna put an easter egg in every website i make from now on where a low opacity nematode in the background eats bits of food you make when you click anything.

Thank you for sharing this. Just, thank you

So... Couldn't this be used as a good starting point for an AI in a video game? Just make it register the player as "food" and ensure it can't go through walls, then basically just set it loose. Kind of like PacMan with AI enemies instead of set patterns and paths.

@lorelord2418

Ай бұрын

This is *fucking* amazing. It's brilliant. "Living" world indeed. Hah!

One more short b4 bed The short:

We got online brains before GTA VI

put in a command to unify off of which one was the last to eat and all the others save it for them but multiply after a certain number is reached/ matched, but that number keeps increasing. Pretty much they procreate with another worm with the same anount of times they ate if it matches. Then add a command when they reach 100 they fight but leave it simple so it’ll be the first to strike wins…

“I have no mouth and I must scream” by Nematode Ellison, a cult classic to be sure.

Something tells me "Roger Klotz" had something to do with this.

What's fascinating is that nematodes are still probably more complex than we understand

Thank you for keeping the intellectual bar higher.

Thank you for telling me! I now know I can keep pet e-nematodes and that is infinitely cool.

Seeing this made in plain old vanilla js makes me cry

@JoshuaF.

28 күн бұрын

Seeing it in a language for the web makes me cry........ At least it's not in python, I think we can agree on that lol.

@zwazas

28 күн бұрын

@@JoshuaF. Yes, btw i LOVE JS, but i'm missing es16 etc overhere i wanna see arrow functions not the litteral word function :P

@JoshuaF.

28 күн бұрын

:p

Thank you. Almost missed my daily cyberpunk dystopia news.

The single greatest argument for us living in a simulation

Morpheus:" You're in the matrix Neo, have you not noticed the constant hunger!?"

Exactly, this stuff should be making world news.

We got this before GTA 6

this is by far one of the coolest and most underrated shorts Ive ever seen on yt , amazing man

Honestly, a whole megabyte is more than I'd expect from the little buggers.

Thank you for caring enough. We need more guys like you.

bro on the GitHub somebody was worried about the ethics of closing the tab 💀💀💀

Imagine someone uploads your brain to the internet and leaves you in a constant state of hunger...

I wanna add this to my website someone like this

This is super interesting, just the kind of thing that got me interested in programming in the first place!

O man I love this lol thank you for posting this because it is definitely info I need to know

That's one step towards digitizing brains... The future is exciting.

thank you, from the bottom of my heart I thank you

Everytime i load up the simulation my little worm dude spawns in looking like an oversized marital aid lol

I entered neuroscience 20 years ago and have been waiting for this since. We are finally ready to start actually reading

I am in love with you. Thank you for real content lol

Creating a Pain Bot just imagine starving and never being able to stop that hunger

jeebus creebus, that nematode brain got more coding than most softwares

Just 22 years, 8 months, and 6 days left...

They... they simulated my brain and induced a never-ending hunger. I am a Nematode, and I must scream

“O wow a beautiful smart person” *checks comments* “O I guess I’m just ugly and SUPER dumb”

"now with 16 times the level of detail!"

Nobody noticing that this is not a Matrix case, rather a story from the Black Mirror universe?

That one fkckin sci-fi movie with Johnny Depp in it....

Imagine beginning existence only to be a worm in a perpetual state of hunger

The Johnny Silverhand of Nematodes

New horrifying state of consciousness just dropped

The implications are terrifying

It's just an extremely simplified model of the nematodes cells. It is not properly simulating cell to cell interaction. Neurons are incredibly complex.

Okay this is kinda, existentially terrifying

Imagine scrolling through alien KZread and stumble across an alien that goes "i found out therea human beains on the internet, turns out they are just 20 peta bytes"

Wait till bro finds out about the dude trying to run DOOM on Rat Neurons.

POV your brain is so simple giant creatures can recreate it to play a game

This is so much more important than the shit people spend all day complaining about online.

I literally had to do a presentation on this because nobody seems to have noticed even though this worm has been uploaded for like 10 years now. (Technically the map was made by carefully studying thousands of nematodes and they just all had the same brain because the neurons of nematodes are "highly conserved")

Somebody say “sike” right now