One must imagine Sisyphus happy

@dash0468

5 күн бұрын

Why everyone says sisyphus happy why no one ask worm u ok?

@majoras_swag2

5 күн бұрын

​​@@dash0468because worm isn't greek *enough.*

@souljascott

5 күн бұрын

That was literally the video before this wtf

@joebobby1412

5 күн бұрын

One must imagine Sisyphus hungry

@DM-fk9lw

5 күн бұрын

Love Albert camu

Just in case anyone was curious: we're still very far from simulating a real nematode brain. We had to basically guess at the 'weight' for each neuron since you can't tell if a neuron is inhibitory or exhibitory by looking under a microscope. A real nematode looks for food, mates, avoids toxins, predators, lays eggs, etc., all with only 302 neurons which is extremely impressive.

@dungeonman.fromyoutube

15 күн бұрын

Could you explain a bit about inhibitory and excitatory neurotransmitters? Also would a version with accurate "weights" be much bigger or around the same size?

@yungifez

15 күн бұрын

Neurotransmitters sometimes cause inhibition ie maybe to stop or decrease something, and excitatory neurotransmitters that lead to the start or increase of something ( from my basic psych class ). Inhibition is as important as excitation in living ​@@dungeonman.fromyoutube

@KillianTwew

14 күн бұрын

There's a WHOLE bunch of epigenetic factors that make it that much more complicated.

@disdroid

13 күн бұрын

How many would it take to sort an array round about, for comparison?

@quercus3290

13 күн бұрын

do nematodes dream of waifu?

Manmade horrors beyond nematode comprehension

@NSA-admin

8 күн бұрын

Well to be fair, that's most things.

@TheOuchee

7 күн бұрын

*manmade horrors within human comprehension 😉

@MAcDaTHo

6 күн бұрын

@@TheOuchee While reading your comment, I had the theme music of 'the X-Files' playing in my head

@surrealstructures1497

6 күн бұрын

State of constant hunger😱

@hyperphrog69

6 күн бұрын

@surrealstructures1497 I didn't even think of that. I would hate ti be that artificial nematode

We got worm slavery before gta 6

@elijahaitaok8624

Күн бұрын

😗☕, 😃, today's topic: Slavery

@SwarfCrawler

17 сағат бұрын

Digital*

@coco13579

9 сағат бұрын

we got worm slavery before silksong

Creating a machine daemon that is forever hungry and can never be sated, im sure that won't backfire stupendously.

@dasklavierleben

7 күн бұрын

Yeah fr how is no one commenting about leaving them always hungry and searching. Humans are egotistical meddling assholes

@kenzieafent6291

5 күн бұрын

It hungers and thirsts eternally, always seeking and searching.

@GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli

4 күн бұрын

Not sure if you intended to make a pun, reference, or just a typo. But a daemon in computing is a background process that runs forever and executes tasks based on conditions or hardware/network activity.

@crestothegecko6279

3 күн бұрын

⁠​⁠@@GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelliDefinitely no chance of the eternal hunger bot backfiring when you run it forever. No siree

@thevvitch7585

Күн бұрын

ULTRAKILL REFERENCE???

Imagine being a worm and giant alien overlords upload your consciousness to a flashdrive and make you chase pixels for eternity

@indianumberonecountry

8 күн бұрын

They didnt upload any consiousness. Its just 1s and 0s.

@Senriam

8 күн бұрын

How do you know that’s not what we’re living in now?

@cilinders

8 күн бұрын

also gives you enternal hunger :(

@oatmealman1586

8 күн бұрын

​@@indianumberonecountry that's what uploading a consciousness is. You can't truly put a mind in a computer, rather you can only copy and upload it. To truly put a person into a computer you would need to transfer their soul as well, and we don't even know if souls exist or not, let alone how to digitize them.

@ValaHough

8 күн бұрын

Go back to playing super mario unoriginal boy woman

word brain in javascript before gta 6

@cooliipie

7 күн бұрын

Worm

@vez3834

6 күн бұрын

​@@cooliipie don't go around calling people names

@rollerjumps

4 күн бұрын

​@@cooliipie Do you just go around calling people worms?

@GuyMakeGame

4 күн бұрын

@@cooliipienah that’s messed up he didn’t even do anything why you calling him a worm??

@Mr.GTheWatcher

3 күн бұрын

@@cooliipiecalm down man, no need to take your anger out on someone random... smh my head

St. Peter watching infinity nematodes with incomplete souls walk up to the pearly gates, endlessly hungry

@Rocky-ve9iv

3 күн бұрын

this comment is a masterpiece

@Roach_Dogg_JR

3 күн бұрын

digital constructs that endlessly hunger... what could go wrong?

We have invented the torment nexus from the pivotal book 'do not invent the torment nexus' but for worms

@Aleaf_Inwind

6 күн бұрын

Don't worry! Computers have advanced to the state of simulating worm brains in the span of less than 100 years and there's only around 1.7×10^106 years until the heat death of the universe. The modern human brain is but a mere nematode to the future. Welcome to the torment nexus, have a pleasant stay!

@DanjoBanks

Күн бұрын

@@Aleaf_Inwind You guys are the first people I've seen who understand this reference

@sukritmanikandan3184

19 сағат бұрын

​@@Aleaf_InwindThe universe will have expired the potential for conscious life way way way way way before heat death. The universe will spend more than 99.99999% of its time dark, starless, and with only black holes for company.

“We’ve invented the matrix for worms”😂

@aceman0000099

10 күн бұрын

It's more like a reverse matrix. The game is real, the nematode is an electronic copy

@berenedain8427

9 күн бұрын

As written! LISAN AL GAIB!

@hengedraws

8 күн бұрын

The wormtrix

@ValaHough

8 күн бұрын

We have done a big 💩 and we call ourselves Gods. Waiting for the nuclear war to wipe us out

@through-faith-alone

7 күн бұрын

@@hengedraws why do I see you everywhere. The internet is so small

That hardcoded neuron matrix is nuts. The text file for the code is bigger than the brain itself

@_CRiT_hits_

8 күн бұрын

Js devs are allergic to buffers

@HunterHerbst

8 күн бұрын

@@_CRiT_hits_ this made my day

@CrjaseMechaEngr

7 күн бұрын

@@_CRiT_hits_what sort of buffer

@JetJockey87

6 күн бұрын

​@@_CRiT_hits_ dev Jokes about bobby drop tables - 🤢 Dev jokes about reality - 👍👍

@CrjaseMechaEngr

4 күн бұрын

@@JetJockey87 I’ve never heard of these “tables”, I guess I have more to learn I only use js for web stuff

Nematodes are more prolific in their git contributions than I would have thought

"Would you love me if I were a worm" "Well first I would wonder if I was in the Matrix"

Speaking of putting animals in the matrix, there's a lab that actually put fish into tanks where they project other fish for them to form a school with, and some of those are simulated instead of reflecting another fish, so that the researchers can control them and input different behaviors to study how the behavior of fish on the edge propagates to the entire school.

Nokia: We found a dumber worm that does the same thing 20 years ago.

Ah sweet, man made horrors beyond my mind’s comprehension

This is sick, now I can rewrite this code in Java and make a Minecraft plugin that controls an in-game worm 3D model that I can make randomly spawn in certain biomes.

@aToast3r

11 күн бұрын

One day

@MrZelektronz

11 күн бұрын

Yes, but it will be 100 times more efficient and equally as "good" if you simply use random numbers, because those neurons don't have pathfinding and will bump against blocks and obsticales the whole time and don't know how to jump

@milokiss8276

11 күн бұрын

Tell me if you do this because that sounds delightful I’m imagining it spawning in badlands for some reason. Eats dead bushes.

@nightshadedim3396

8 күн бұрын

​@@MrZelektronz I bet I could program the worm to jump

@phofers

8 күн бұрын

Do it with ComputerCraft and you can do it in Lua. Hmmm… I might actually do this.

If we can turn _"they did surgery on a grape"_ into a meme, we can do the same for _"they turned a worm into a video game."_

Wonder if there's a lil Andrew Nematate there with a nemabugatti, telling others that they live in a nematrix, all while waiting to go to jail for nematode trafficking.

@okaraaze1087

8 күн бұрын

BWAHAHA, thank you for this. Made me die laughing.

@ghostnoodle9721

7 күн бұрын

God tier shit post

@tonybalongna

7 күн бұрын

incredible

@alltehstuffs

6 күн бұрын

I had already scrolled away but my brain had a delayed reaction to how funny this comment is. “Wait did I just read Andrew Nematate?” Had to come back and reread it 😂

@TheDoc-Worker

6 күн бұрын

This is why I started learning programming. Nobody shitposts like programmers.

“For I made mother nature bow down and whisper ‘You are my king’. And I was god”

@ValaHough

8 күн бұрын

Really? Calling a light bulb a sun? You are nothing more than a pengiun playing with nuclear physics. Oops the Nato and Russia penguins made a poo so they launched the deadliest hydrogen bombs at each other.

@markd.9042

4 күн бұрын

This is pretty far away from conquering nature

@cormey8772

4 күн бұрын

@@markd.9042we have conquered nematode

"Cuz nematodes don't have a lot going on up there" Nematodes: "That's not very nice :("

I feel like this video is going to be played in the intro of the documentary on the fall of human civilization.

Holy shit bro I'm going to let them trade crypto for me 🤣

@KillianTwew

13 күн бұрын

Tbh you could make a youtube video about it, and even if you don't make money on crypto you will from YT

@TimothySmithDev

12 күн бұрын

If you guys don't take this idea, I'm going to

@DreadHalfling9

12 күн бұрын

​@@TimothySmithDevlink?

@thisismygascan4730

11 күн бұрын

that's a horrible idea don't do it. instead i will do it myself 😊

@eli3082

9 күн бұрын

@@KillianTwewyou have less than 10 subs combined there is no money to be made here

Imagine your brain gets uploaded to a server only for someone to decide you'll be hungry forever. What a fate

This is a really good video.. how does this not have more likes?

@panampace

13 күн бұрын

We can’t let the nematodes know or they’ll revolt

Soon we're going to have to start figuring out the boundary between "approximation of a brain, doesn't have rights, treat it however you want" and "authentic living creature brain, has the same rights as its nondigital counterpart, must be treated with the same ethics."

@lorelord2418

6 күн бұрын

Hard disagree. Sure, animal cruelty is a thing. But there are different ethics with an artificial animal: You don't have to worry about the long-term effects of an animal getting conditioned to interact with humans. For instance, let's take a hypothetical coyote. You're not supposed to feed wild coyotes, because they will lose their fear of humans. This will then, inevitably, lead to coyotes predating on humans and in human environments. Or, take the manatee. You're not supposed to interact with manatees because they'll learn to associate humans with good things, and lead to more, easier poaching as well as accidental injuries from boats. You don't have to worry about an artificial coyote eating your neighbor's baby, and you don't have to worry about a simulated manatee getting shot by an asshole who's selling trophies.

@CFSworks

6 күн бұрын

@@lorelord2418 Remember that you and I, also, are animals. Do I only have a right to refuse having my limbic system forcibly activated when I'm a physical being, and if I'm dumped into a computer all bets are off, simply because there's no way that the torture can affect anyone else?

@marcthenarc868

3 күн бұрын

They'll ban it when we give them cute eyes.

@spelcheak

2 күн бұрын

@@CFSworks you’re confusing language. Humans are categorically different than other animals in terms of ethics (among other things). Digital (nonhuman) animals aren’t morally equivalent to humans and it’s immoral to even think that they would. Actual npc behavior.

@CFSworks

2 күн бұрын

@@spelcheak "other" animals? ;)

Mapping these was a common task in undergraduate neuroscience when I as in school because their brain consists of so few neurons that you can literally examine every one and its function.

No way we got worm Pantheon before GTA 6

It seems to only simulate a brain using the same number of "neurons", not actually transmit the same data that neurons transmit

they put my boy into javascript

I appreciate this short for being the first one on his channel and it being the most interesting and original post I've seen all week!

I used to work in a lab studying nematodes, this is freaking awesome!

That is the most apathetic "I care" to "hey, we just figured out how to get started on coding potentially the entire human brain, thus downloading consciousness in about a decade from now, with the help of nemotodes and AI," 😂

Just want to point out that this is a very specific and scientifically important nematode named Caenorhabditis elegans or C elegans for short. Why is C elegans important and special? Well it’s because we have mapped their biology almost completely and can nearly flawlessly predict their development from single cell to mature animal due to a very low level of variability. We know exactly how many cells an adult C elegans has and the exact developmental lineage of every cell. This was also the fist species to have its full genome sequenced and it is an important model organism in developmental biology research due to how extensively we understand its normal development.

Aw hell no... are they using Javascript? Thats the definition of hell for that worm😂😂😂 If they do this with my brain, please let it be anything other than Javascript😂

@panampace

13 күн бұрын

Sorry bud, our brains are gonna get spaghetti coded into a hundred different apis all to generate recommended ads

@d19sbp

11 күн бұрын

Alright, firing up php for you

@cinderwolf32

11 күн бұрын

Installing Brain::Sim::Nematode from metacpan right now. You're going in Perl buddy.

@TheScarletInfector

11 күн бұрын

You would prefer maybe original basic? 4tran?

@andrewnabil8229

10 күн бұрын

Bro what if i told u i coded an entire 3d world with vehicles and each vehicle has its own neural network and they can mutate if i want to , basically a self driving vehicles with genetic mutation, all in vanilla JavaScript with 0 libraries

this is by far one of the coolest and most underrated shorts Ive ever seen on yt , amazing man

This is sick, please make more

Thank you for sharing this. Just, thank you

That VSCode theme makes me want to bleach my eyes

I entered neuroscience 20 years ago and have been waiting for this since. We are finally ready to start actually reading

put in a command to unify off of which one was the last to eat and all the others save it for them but multiply after a certain number is reached/ matched, but that number keeps increasing. Pretty much they procreate with another worm with the same anount of times they ate if it matches. Then add a command when they reach 100 they fight but leave it simple so it’ll be the first to strike wins…

The fact that it's constantly hungry and can never be satisfied feels like literally hell. But i like the implications for neuroscience.

One must imagine Wormyphus happy

I thought you have more shorts like this, it was really interesting, keep the good work 👍🏻♥️

This is amazing, thank you. I really appreciate this

O man I love this lol thank you for posting this because it is definitely info I need to know

thank you, from the bottom of my heart I thank you

This might be the coolest thing I've seen in my life

I think someone put me on the always hungry setting

A real one sharing real content

We got brain simulation before Elder Scrolls 6

Nematodes function on 302 neurons, but my coworkers function on 2 neurons.

One step closer to recreating our own intelligent life forms

I am in love with you. Thank you for real content lol

They... they simulated my brain and induced a never-ending hunger. I am a Nematode, and I must scream

We got nematode brains in JavaScript before GTA 6

Thank you. Almost missed my daily cyberpunk dystopia news.

I also did not know about this, but it's super-interesting. I also have noticed it is not written in the most efficient way possible, which creates an opportunity to make it run better.

I wanna add this to my website someone like this

What's fascinating is that nematodes are still probably more complex than we understand

Seeing this made in plain old vanilla js makes me cry

@JoshuaF.

3 күн бұрын

Seeing it in a language for the web makes me cry........ At least it's not in python, I think we can agree on that lol.

@zwazas

2 күн бұрын

@@JoshuaF. Yes, btw i LOVE JS, but i'm missing es16 etc overhere i wanna see arrow functions not the litteral word function :P

@JoshuaF.

2 күн бұрын

:p

Okay this is kinda, existentially terrifying

Holy shit this is amazing

Morpheus:" You're in the matrix Neo, have you not noticed the constant hunger!?"

Brain simulated in JavaScript, I think I'm losing it

Cant wait till we can do this with our brains

With the newest updates it also screams in existential horror

Imagine beginning existence only to be a worm in a perpetual state of hunger

Imagine scrolling through alien KZread and stumble across an alien that goes "i found out therea human beains on the internet, turns out they are just 20 peta bytes"

Creating a Pain Bot just imagine starving and never being able to stop that hunger

we have successfully summoned a nematode consciousness from the void. Gods are we

Something tells me "Roger Klotz" had something to do with this.

this is the best thing ive ever seen 😂

This is so cool, thanks for sharing. I wonder if this could be used for our own brains in the future, if we upscale it enough? You probably can’t fit all our brain cells in a list like that but in theory isn’t this a possible way to do it?

This is so much more important than the shit people spend all day complaining about online.

That poor nematode. They rewrote his brain in JavaScript :(

Oh god... We have created sentience

New horrific state of consciousness just dropped

Gonna turn this into a live background and move the food elsewhere when it gets too close... But at that point i may stop working to watch the worm.

Everytime i load up the simulation my little worm dude spawns in looking like an oversized marital aid lol

jeebus creebus, that nematode brain got more coding than most softwares

Basically DEVs demo

Imagine your whole brain, consciousness and emotions are less than 1Mb in size

Imagine thinking in JavaScript T_T

Imagine being stuck in the matrix and said matrix is written in JavaScript 💀🙏

Cant believe someone ran SoulKiller on a worm

So now that we've figured out worms, we could move on to the next lower life form, such as Lawyer.

It's just an extremely simplified model of the nematodes cells. It is not properly simulating cell to cell interaction. Neurons are incredibly complex.

Nematode: _"Wake the f*ck up samurai, we got a city to burn"_

Let the virtual nematode feel full!

This will be an excellent wallpaper

That's one step towards digitizing brains... The future is exciting.

No way they wrote the code like that... those BRAIN.postSynaptic calls could be three lines of loop and one array definition...

@manny3031

8 күн бұрын

It's because brain cells are not linear. One layer to the next layer. Any cell could call any other cell at any time. Each post synaptic is like its only variable defining where the synapse is connected to.

“Babe would you still love me if I was a worm?” Don’t worry, I gotchu.

“O wow a beautiful smart person” *checks comments* “O I guess I’m just ugly and SUPER dumb”

a brain hardcoded in JS is crazy

Thank you for telling me this

Plot twist: One day Nemo realises that there is no yellow dot, and that he is the one.

POV your brain is so simple giant creatures can recreate it to play a game

I want to try this with humans in an RPG now.