doug doesnt teach me new things, he just slaps all the thoughts together that I've had for years.

“I’m Doug Stanhope and that’s why I drink” 😂😂😂

@rickthepower

3 жыл бұрын

Deserve more likes

@ormiga3614

Жыл бұрын

I got to tell you honestly man I say that line at my AA meetings hahaha

Stanhope for president

@fotc1lova

9 жыл бұрын

Shit would actually get done I'm sure.

@John_McDonnell

9 жыл бұрын

fotc1lova Shit would not get done, he would be black out drunk without pants covered in his own vomit on the White House front lawn, 97% of the time. And God bless him for it.

@davewhitmore5743

9 жыл бұрын

tribbletrimmer How is that any different from any other president we've ever had. Bills used to be signed on binders.

@TheClaudiaboy

8 жыл бұрын

+Scott M nah, Doug please make more videos fuck the presidency

@frankwagner3659

6 жыл бұрын

Somebody out there with photoshop skills, please make a mock 'hope' poster with Doug's face that just says 'BLORT!' and make the image available to the public. BLORT 2018!

"Step right up......prepare to be be horr-o-fide!" I laughed my ass off.

"How can you look good punching him..." Man that was hilarious and so true.

MORE CHARLIE BROOKER MORE DOUG STANHOPE MORE PHILOMENIA

Doug's always been one of my favorite comedians. True genius.

'There's nothing going on and your missing it'.

Stanhope A truly down to earth dude who never fails to impress me.

"Voice of America" needs to be its own show

SPOKE NOTHING BUT FACTS 👍👍👍👍👍

Doug. You are like the drunken uncle that ruins every wedding with a speach about how the couple will never make it.

@MrAppie9090

5 жыл бұрын

And the most depressing part is, he would probably be right.

@harryradley

5 жыл бұрын

It's also depressing that the this was the best comment of the ten or so that I read despite the fact you spelt speech wrong.

@LAnonHubbard

4 жыл бұрын

@@harryradley BTW, your comment correcting someone's spelling had the incorrect phrase "It's also depressing that the this was the best comment..."

@harryradley

4 жыл бұрын

@@LAnonHubbard Yeah that was predictive text's fault though, obviously no one actually thinks you structure a sentence like that.

@1man1bike1road

4 жыл бұрын

that uncle is usually right

This is absolutely brilliant. Bravo Brooker and Stanhope.

saw him live, best comedian alive

@raymondduplessis3491

2 жыл бұрын

Its a fucking wonder how this man still lives

@kobked-x

Жыл бұрын

mm one of, check out Steve Hughes from Australia the best video IMO, look on YT for "Steve Hughes while it's still legal full "

"This is just a ride" -Bill Hicks

Stanhope has surpassed Hicks in the "counterculturalist" brilliance aspect of comedy. I love listening to anything he has to say.

"Culture is not your friend." - Terence McKenna

I'm a big Carlin and Hicks fan, and I'm so glad I found this guy!!!!!!!! hahaha

Dude as an aspiring comic guys like Doug Stanhope make me so goddamn happy. go tell it on the mountain brother.

If this show were to just come out now on KZread as a new show it would be huge

2:01 - 2:19 is hilarious "Step right up, it's a harrofayin, terrafayin event"

Btw, I rate all those comics too, esp. Hicks (+ I've STILL got a 'Lenny Bruce Live @ Carnegie Hall' LP that I found years ago in a charity shop for £0.50). Seeing Hicks' 'Relentless' on UK TV back in '92-ish, back when I was 16, was a watershed moment for me. Hicks was, IS, a legend: one that is sorely missed...

"That's what it is man, what you do is speak the truth and start harming those into the wall." - Bill Hicks

This is what i call real education in 3 minutes and 14 seconds.JUST EPIC AND EDUCATIONAL. Lenny Bruce,George Carlin,Bill Hicks,Doug Stanhope,What a great message...What a great AMERICANS.A TRUE TELLERS IN HONEST AND FUNNY WAY...this is what America has been missing for a long time now.

Doug ,you are great, you have all the insight that is required-unfortunately people are people.

Oprah Winfrey is the P.T.Barnum of the new millennium. Genius.

please do more of this!!!

This video got me motivated to get up and sweep the patio.

I know it's a small detail, but I love the old suit and odd locations. For some reason that completely makes it for me.

Totally true. That's why all celebrity shows (big brother, dancing with stars...) distress me more than a psycho killer getting into my home.

This was amazing!

I don't think I ever watched a full episode of Oprah, I'd sooner watch Jerry Springer and I hate that show. I love this guy

Love the car/bar.

I love the music.

So true. Every word. Dougie is the last bastion of sanity in this insane world.

Thank you, Doug for keeping it real through tube insanity.

Brilliant work. Hilarious!

Stanhope you are a hero.

This guy isn't a monster he's just ahead of the curve.

Perfect.

Thanks for the super duper cool tips, bro.

For 25 yrs Oprah learned and perfected the presentation of The National Inquirer on TV. She was good at that and also tapping into and exploiting the most primitive and basest of human emotions like lust,violence,greed,revenge. All they all wanted their faces on TV. She struck gold.

"The human manhole cover"

coincidently listening to Stanhope's "From Across The Street" while this popped up.

They should have called it "the voice of truth"!!

Don't forget, it was oprah who introduced the world to those two quacks Drs. Oz and phil.

I lost it when he started talking about the circus. What a legend

@sonofJurell

2 жыл бұрын

"Human manhole cover."

This is actually a way to measure America's decline. A century and a half prior, Doug Stanhope's role would have been filled by Mark Twain. It's sad. Very sad.

@HipHopAn0n

6 жыл бұрын

Yep, America has undergone a very steady intellectual rot - it used to be one of the better educated places in the world. Look at the books which were popular in the 1800's and compare them to what's popular now.....America has been systematically dumbed down for well over a century at this point.

So true

background music from a movie called "the fall", made this even creepier, well done.

I love these segments..Andy Rooney eat your heart out!

Stanhope is a genius.

@HarrisonRocks Completely true! How on earth can you sanction something like that?

The bit with the legless and armless vs chimp fucking gold

Doug is eternally optimistic and positive. Anyone who thinks he is miserable, depressed or negative lives in complete denial of reality. Fake people who live in fear refuse to hear or see any truth. Good job Doug. Keep on telling it how it is.

Brilliant! (Well, actually, it's not all that brilliant, but it is truthful, and that's something that's in real short supply in America these days.)

I really like the fact he is drunk but he is smarter than any guy on tv and in a 1min a something can tell you the life of a american and the realities of life... somehow he is the bad guy , oh dearism really. curt would be proud and no one will understand this reference like most doug said, his sad really but gold.

Praying....to no one in particular, he puts out soe more material soon...

I am now scared to leave the house.

Dries off her tears where her eyes use to be. Aaaaaaahahahahha ! Doug ! Doug ! Doug !

I fucking wheeze laughed at the sight of the armless and legless mma fighter and when the guy had to bend down to punch him as he hobbled around.

Once upon a time it would be a freak show .. but no!! Its an inspiration story 😂😂

YESSSSSSS i have that quote on my channel

these are just great, air em in the states lol

"Prepare to be horrow-fied!"

for america

i love that little car-thing he's sitting in :D

"American miserablist" is the greatest term I've never head until now.

Lmao.. he is drinking a blunc with a straw... What a riot... Funnest guy I ever saw live.

I love this man :)

Doug Stanhope's got his head in the right place.

ya I noticed that too.

Doug is a legend

And they play 'harpsicord 'music-in and out of the piece.....class : }

hey!... only in the "heart land"... everything not on the coast or border with canada though youre pretty much right

"...that just makes me scared to leave the house." LOL

Nope, that just makes me scared to leave the house. haha

Horrohfied!

If you like unfiltered truth, you are going to love doug.

“I should get up and sweep the patio” fucking genius

"American miserabilist" in 2020 this was changed to just "American"

LMFAO... "the human man-hole cover"

The thing he's sitting in is awesome!

music fitting for the real" kings speach"

You can remember how to spell millennium by using this simple rhyme "Millennium if you spell it with two el's and two en's then your got it right - otherwise you've got it wrong" - only another 979 years to practise before we start all over again :-)

The sad part is there is a market for this stuff and it will continue on as long as people consume it.

Oh... my... (imaginary) Lord... This is one of the funniest (and most truthful) things I've heard in ages. I almost pissed myself laughing. Doug, if I ever get the pleasure of meeting you, I have a bag of 'shrooms with your name on it as a gift for all the fun and laughs you've provided me. It's the least I could do.

@Yourebuying being a huge fan of the Fallout series, and Mr. Stanhope being my favorite stand-up comedian, I wish I'd had your thought before you did, because of how awesome it is who thinks Doug should have a guest spot in New Vegas working a room full of Raiders in a bombed out casino?

Stanhope is a genius

I love Doug 😂👏😂

I’d vote for Stanhope

Best comedien in the world period.

@kazoorocketman54 Amen to - - - Doug, in his own way, is following in their oh so wise footsteps - I am a big of all three

I get it!

Is that a land rover series 1?

I'm Hudson sir, he's Hicks.

I'm noticing all of the thumbs up on this comment... I'm glad I'm not the only Stanhope lover who also loves McKenna. I'm sure we all love Hicks too. My kind of people. Enjoy the ride my friends. Enjoy the ride.

I like how you can favourite your own videos.

What the title of the classical music playing in the background? I should know it, I probably have it in my music folder and just can't recall the title. Was it a Beethoven piece used in Immortal Beloved? Something Kubrick used in one of his films?

@TheAlps36

3 жыл бұрын

7th symphony, 2nd movement I think

human manhole cover LOL this guy is INSANE!!! :D i love it!