Dortmund Thriving Post-Haaland & Bellingham | EP 119

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Should we bring back the tradition of England squads releasing a song before the Euros and World Cup? How do national teams keep themselves amused when they’re away for five or six weeks at major tournaments? Why did Micah’s shower routine have Gary and Alan in fits of giggles?
Gary, Alan and Micah also discuss how they would have got on playing in each other’s positions.
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00:00 - Intro
00:35 - Super Subs
03:40 - Selfless Acts In Football
04:53 - Swapping Positions
07:35 - Harvey Elliott’s Praise
08:45 - Shearer or Kane?
10:00 - Best English Football Song
13:18 - Commercialisation Of Football
14:20 - Micah’s Body Lotion
16:50 - Dortmund Without Haaland & Bellingham
17:17 - Differences Between Club & Country
22:00 - Naughty Players & Embarrassing Moments

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  • @user-zc7ic3uv2g
    @user-zc7ic3uv2g20 күн бұрын

    Was having a bit of the morning blues but this trio instantly injected a significant uplift - cheers lads

  • @user-jb8ur4bq3h

    @user-jb8ur4bq3h

    20 күн бұрын

    Hope you’re doing okay mate

  • @mrc8985

    @mrc8985

    19 күн бұрын

    Chin up boss.

  • @josephneville9185

    @josephneville9185

    19 күн бұрын

    Keep going pal x

  • @user-zc7ic3uv2g

    @user-zc7ic3uv2g

    19 күн бұрын

    Appreciate you all lads - one day at a time as they say

  • @BRISK3T
    @BRISK3T20 күн бұрын

    Micah turning into Patrick Bateman with his skincare regime

  • @godfreemorals

    @godfreemorals

    20 күн бұрын

    Also, he really does put the lotion in the basket

  • @K33f11

    @K33f11

    20 күн бұрын

    Thanks for tonight's nightmares in advance 👀🤣

  • @Xenuu
    @Xenuu20 күн бұрын

    Dortmund is great at taking players with star potential and getting the best out of them. We saw it with Haaland, Bellingham, Sancho and many others. Amazing club for development

  • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313

    @tyronevaldez-kruger5313

    20 күн бұрын

    Dortmund's yellow wall gets the best out of them too. Once you see and hear it you grow a Spartan beard and give your all

  • @tonybremner4424
    @tonybremner442420 күн бұрын

    Thanks for taking the time to discuss my question.. & as far I know I don't believe I'm related to the late Billy bremner 😊

  • @joshpemberton8128
    @joshpemberton812820 күн бұрын

    I feel three episodes is never enough. This is my favourite podcast beyond any doubt. And now apparently i need body lotion being a modern man and all......cheers Big Meeks

  • @citythink
    @citythink20 күн бұрын

    Every show that Micah is on needs at least one person to call him on his memory. Greatest footballer who ever lived (in his own mind) but he is always enjoyable.

  • @JD-rk1rn
    @JD-rk1rn20 күн бұрын

    Dzeko the bosnian hitman, took boznia to the world cup never ever gets his plaudits

  • @petesmart1983

    @petesmart1983

    20 күн бұрын

    He didn't really Bosnia had a good team then and at the time the Bosnian fa and managment wasn't split with ethnic problems . Majority of the team played in bundesliga but it was an old team and with problems no young players coming through and Serbs Bosnians not willing to fund or play for Bosnia

  • @JD-rk1rn

    @JD-rk1rn

    20 күн бұрын

    @@petesmart1983 ah yes the good team name me some notable players bar dzeko begovic and pjanic?

  • @Kheyoo
    @Kheyoo20 күн бұрын

    Didn't think it possible but the banter in this one is the best it has ever been. This pod is the best because its just friends fucking about and we get to learn something as well as laughing

  • @porkster5924
    @porkster592420 күн бұрын

    Absolutely hilarious guys. Has to be the funniest episode yet. Brilliant, just brilliant. Big Meeks as a centre forward and Al’s reply 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alloysiouschin4675
    @alloysiouschin467520 күн бұрын

    Allan's "what the fffuuuckkk" always gets me laughing like hell. Gosh

  • @imagesbirds5066
    @imagesbirds506617 күн бұрын

    It's beautiful hearing some love for John Barnes. What a player!

  • @C33Fernandez
    @C33Fernandez20 күн бұрын

    Pretty much every question or topic is just a slow-roll set up for a good laugh and I love it. Thanks all of you including the crew!

  • @Moinul987
    @Moinul98720 күн бұрын

    Marcos Alonso has been our best striker sine Diego Costa, so yes

  • @therestisfootball

    @therestisfootball

    20 күн бұрын

    🤣

  • @robp4682
    @robp468220 күн бұрын

    Well done guys - another stunning show

  • @ayoutubechannel7143
    @ayoutubechannel714319 күн бұрын

    I'm glad to see Gary is so willing to steer into the skid (pun intended) with regards to his accident on the pitch. Can tell he used to really hate whenever it was brought up but it's so much better now that he sees the funny side

  • @jzwadlo
    @jzwadlo19 күн бұрын

    It always starts so wholesome when Gary announces Alan, and Micah and the camera cuts to them grinning away. And then a few moments later... *Alan drops some language, Micah starts shouting at something, Gary tells us he played for Barca* And you know the episode is properly underway 😂🤣😎

  • @MH-vp7lf
    @MH-vp7lf20 күн бұрын

    He was just about a decent full back and that was only on his day.

  • @tanviruahmed

    @tanviruahmed

    20 күн бұрын

    He was more than decent bro

  • @bendavidjohn

    @bendavidjohn

    20 күн бұрын

    He had bags of potential but didn’t really fulfil it imo.

  • @indianrunner666
    @indianrunner66620 күн бұрын

    Great choice Gary. Fue una pesadilla, no veiamos la hora de que terminara el partido.

  • @DanielJones-qo7mb
    @DanielJones-qo7mb20 күн бұрын

    Lotion? Just a Caribbean tradition. From young, covered in cocoa butter to today at 44! Recommend to everyone! Great Podcast guys! Micah as a striker? hahahahahahahahahahahah.

  • @Nikapd
    @Nikapd20 күн бұрын

    Laugh every Wednesday...much needed. Thankyou again Gents

  • @cjrobins9994
    @cjrobins999420 күн бұрын

    Micah couldnt was bloody hopeless

  • @Iilolian
    @Iilolian20 күн бұрын

    Big Meeks forgets... he was in the same squad as Craig Bellamy :D

  • @williamhargrave9202
    @williamhargrave920220 күн бұрын

    Brilliant, have even watched some several times😎

  • @iainrobinson2343
    @iainrobinson234320 күн бұрын

    Super sub. Gini Wijnaldum off the bench to score twice v Barcelona

  • @joppadoni
    @joppadoni19 күн бұрын

    Gary.. A Des Walker 🤣😂 He's so funny! Genuinely funny! Had me in tears! Shearer couldn't have been a CH though either.. He'd never be in his own box 🤣😂

  • @Strandhill123
    @Strandhill12319 күн бұрын

    Ye do brighten the week up boys, keep it up

  • @chamatsprayart2283
    @chamatsprayart228320 күн бұрын

    Alan Shearer was a world class striker.... And as a Liverpool fan, I'm so glad he didn't sign for Man Utd.... He was so good to watch, pure class....

  • @jaydorrian2050
    @jaydorrian205019 күн бұрын

    Wijnaldum against Barcelona at Anfield. The ultimate sub

  • @someonealreadyhasthatname1052
    @someonealreadyhasthatname105220 күн бұрын

    This has easily become a routine for me now. The best podcast around. But Where's the Gazza episode? I recently watched the BBC documentary on Gazza and it opened my eyes to how he was mistreated by the media and can't help but think how that had a huge negative affect on him as a player and person. Glad to hear he's doing good. Absolute legend! (even though I'm a Gooner and he played for Sp*rs)

  • @witnessinvest
    @witnessinvest20 күн бұрын

    Love the podcast guys ❤

  • @vestonmansaram7452
    @vestonmansaram745220 күн бұрын

    Gable and Alan are so good for micah`s, you guys need to have your own TV programme, I want to be the producer

  • @Ludydobry
    @Ludydobry20 күн бұрын

    Shearer or Kane... Put Shearer in todays footbal with todays technology and doctors, if he didnt have those bad knee injuries he would be even better. Kane is more versitile id say, but Shearer was deadly as hell, whenever he turned to goal, ready to smash it... you knew the keeper is not gonna have fun .

  • @olulereadewale68
    @olulereadewale6820 күн бұрын

    I will never forgot John Barnes effect on the team. It keep me asking questions

  • @olumidesheriffadams7917
    @olumidesheriffadams791719 күн бұрын

    Love the show from Erith here in London and need to ask how do we send in our questions?

  • @Stuffthatsfunny1
    @Stuffthatsfunny120 күн бұрын

    20:30 Shearer was stitched up by Keegan at England once on horse betting and he went mad! 🤣 Listen to the magic sponge episode with Ray Parlour

  • @adambealey7412
    @adambealey741219 күн бұрын

    Le fonfre for reading used to score a few of the bench. Swear he had a record for jt in a row

  • @user-md2ty5nv9d
    @user-md2ty5nv9d20 күн бұрын

    That was a ton of good fun.

  • @user-ww4vl8kl3p
    @user-ww4vl8kl3p20 күн бұрын

    Super Subs : 2002 Iker Casillas in CL final, has to get in the pitch for Cesar and saves three clear shots. 2022 Rodrygo Goes scores two goals as a sub against City in one minute to send the game into extra time (He had already scored a critical goal against Chelsea as a sub, after that wonderfull pass from Don Luka Modric)

  • @NoFrictionZone
    @NoFrictionZone20 күн бұрын

    Origi was a super sub as well!

  • @frasierfreak92
    @frasierfreak9219 күн бұрын

    Dortmund are better because they’re an actual team now. When Haaland and Bellingham were there it was obvious they thought it was beneath them. They’re both elite players but it was obvious from Day 1 they were using them as a shop window for a big move. Now everyone at Dortmund actually wants to be there and achieve for the club. It’s like it was in the Klopp days. Terzic is fostering a great family atmosphere in his team and got them playing for each other. As for the most selfless thing a player has done, it’s not for a teammate but a rival. Di Canio saw the Everton keeper go down with a bad head injury and instead of trying to score into an open goal, he caught the ball and stopped the game so he could get treatment. It was five minutes from time with the score at 1-1 and West Ham needed the points. Stuart Pearce and Harry Redknapp were furious with him for doing it, but Everton nominated him for a FIFA Fair Play award which he won and they presented to him in the reverse fixture. A truly classy gesture from him!

  • @Blue1boy5275
    @Blue1boy527520 күн бұрын

    That Bookies story by Gary was just class..😂

  • @PadraigCarthy
    @PadraigCarthy20 күн бұрын

    turn on the subitles for galenica,micah richards and alan shira 🤣🤣

  • @pedropierre9594
    @pedropierre959420 күн бұрын

    Dortmund’s secret ? Playing to their best players strengths

  • @j.s3300

    @j.s3300

    20 күн бұрын

    Except for in the league

  • @rjflores438
    @rjflores43818 күн бұрын

    Dortmund did finish higher in the Bundesliga however when they had Bellingham.

  • @Dabbtrabb
    @Dabbtrabb20 күн бұрын

    Gary's growing moustache with his jovial persona demands a Chaplin's tramp cosplay

  • @AmandaRamsden-vd9eh
    @AmandaRamsden-vd9eh20 күн бұрын

    Micah with a picture of Roy Keane on his shelf behind him 😂

  • @jzilla1234

    @jzilla1234

    20 күн бұрын

    it's keanes book

  • @minnumseerrund
    @minnumseerrund20 күн бұрын

    was Origi a sub in Liverpool's UCL charge? Scored both in the 2nd leg semi-final comeback against Barca and in the final

  • @hassnao6231
    @hassnao623120 күн бұрын

    #1 podcast in England

  • @dreadful_name2924
    @dreadful_name292419 күн бұрын

    If only he'd brought on John Barnes earlier in 86... or better yet started him!

  • @vusingidi6465
    @vusingidi646520 күн бұрын

    A question for Micah. When defending a corner - why are defenders focus on man marking instead of attacking the ball to head it away?

  • @Jimboslice35
    @Jimboslice3520 күн бұрын

    Another 24 minutes of watching Gary futter with his nose, head doing

  • @user-qq5oj3gw2e
    @user-qq5oj3gw2e20 күн бұрын

    joselu was at stoke 2015-17 and newcastle 2017-19.

  • @Derrinmilligan1872
    @Derrinmilligan187220 күн бұрын

    "Unless I'm shitting myself"😂 yes Gary we know 😂

  • @tvgcmma9215
    @tvgcmma921520 күн бұрын

    Cmon linekar you did a song with chas and Dave / lucky for spurs when year ends in 1

  • @DYL2020
    @DYL202018 күн бұрын

    On your next video can you ask Shearer if he played with Wayne Shaw at Southampton, the goalkeeper that ate a pie against Arsenal and does he have any memories of him?

  • @tom1057
    @tom105720 күн бұрын

    This episode should be the roast BIG MEEKS special 😂

  • @hughtube5154
    @hughtube515420 күн бұрын

    Gary's book-keeping story has a bitter edge when you consider Peter Shilton's gambling addiction that lost him millions.

  • @sgodfrey73
    @sgodfrey7320 күн бұрын

    It's a funny old game, Linekers net worth is supposed $20 mil after all that career, Walkers crisps ads and numerous bars named after him in places like Magaluf but players on $20 mil a year now. Mind you it's all relative, I have been working 35 years and have a net worth of $5. Fortunately I have KZread in my life now.

  • @Peter-mw3wj

    @Peter-mw3wj

    20 күн бұрын

    His brother owns Lineker’s bar and has the same surname lol

  • @jasonfreney7710
    @jasonfreney771016 күн бұрын

    Off topic but is Alan coming to Australia for the Newcastle tour?

  • @m.a5960
    @m.a596020 күн бұрын

    I gotta Q for Gary, what is it that every min or two you go for your nose?? 😅

  • @krishankaushal8422
    @krishankaushal842220 күн бұрын

    I wouldn’t say dortmund r better their bundesliga performance has been poor if they didn’t gain an extra champions league spot they’d be playing in europa next year

  • @FungayiLawrenceChaza
    @FungayiLawrenceChaza20 күн бұрын

    Haven't laughed so hard...does Ms Micah know about Laura etc😂

  • @NECinho
    @NECinho20 күн бұрын

    Best England / football song- World in Motion. End of conversation.

  • @joshpemberton8128

    @joshpemberton8128

    20 күн бұрын

    Completely agree, it's not cheesy it's a solid song I love three lions but as a song in itself World in motion is better. You can listen to it any time....three lions is more for a tournament

  • @NECinho

    @NECinho

    20 күн бұрын

    @@joshpemberton8128 very true, my gifriend is South American and she loves that song. We listen to it a lot and I had to explain to her it was for England in italia 90. (She also has a thing for Gary!, not related to WiM). The piano riff before Barnes' rap is sublime. Also Andrew Weatherall (rip) did a great remix too. Three lions reminds me of the summer I left school and watching the semi v Germany on a campsite in Spain with my mates but I'm not a huge fan of the song.

  • @jaunalonzo5866
    @jaunalonzo586620 күн бұрын

    Hi Gentleman watching from South Africa! This Podcast is the best! Can we have a few more current players on plz.

  • @f.xshingsentertainment
    @f.xshingsentertainment20 күн бұрын

    Where do we put in the questions?? On here?

  • @mrbgpg8459
    @mrbgpg845920 күн бұрын

    Because spur always been bottle job in modern era . Would or can you guys able help spur to at least win 1 trophy?

  • @Tenmented
    @Tenmented20 күн бұрын

    £52 a pop that body wash 😳😳😳

  • @had_2
    @had_220 күн бұрын

    take a drink every time Gary says "erm" in the intro

  • @Sirmartinii
    @Sirmartinii20 күн бұрын

    thats what happens when you invest properly with the fees you get from players

  • @femia.6211
    @femia.621120 күн бұрын

    Allan & Garry know nothing about lotion. as a black man it is VERYYY IMPORTANT loll

  • @HD-cq3ei
    @HD-cq3ei20 күн бұрын

    Dortmunds league form dropped of there not a better team?

  • @simonoliver8576
    @simonoliver857620 күн бұрын

    I dont think that dortmund are a better team without haaland and jude bellingham personally speaking 🤔 I am not a dortmund fan but they were challenging for the title last season ok granted bayern munich were declining they should of won it actually where as this season they are down in fifth place and they got thrashed at the weekend my a relegation fighting club mainz 🤔 I know they are in the final of the cl but people forget its a cup competition ie anything can happen on any given day I hope they win it when they play real madrid tho personally it would be nice to see the outsiders win it as a neutral and it would be good for football imo I am not confident that they will win it but I hope they do anyway 😁

  • @K33f11
    @K33f1120 күн бұрын

    Body lotion is not so bad when you consider that Boxer Victor Ortiz was the face of....FaceLube.

  • @willtallis5275
    @willtallis527520 күн бұрын

    Micah Laura mercier is defo women’s toiletries lol

  • @Rezamvs
    @Rezamvs19 күн бұрын

    😂🩵👏🏽

  • @ghostfamilia
    @ghostfamilia20 күн бұрын

    Why does garry rub his nose allot ?? 😅

  • @AriesAdams-rb5lh
    @AriesAdams-rb5lh20 күн бұрын

    FOOTBALLER Angel Gomes….. anyone? English player playing for in Ligue 1 ..

  • @JD-rk1rn
    @JD-rk1rn20 күн бұрын

    8:03 elliot doesnt get a look in because he's a open racist hahahah

  • @satiricalhaz-homeofbanter4371
    @satiricalhaz-homeofbanter437120 күн бұрын

    I love micah as a pundit and personality but god if he isn't one of the most deluded blokes in football. Dude was a decent fullback, nothing more.

  • @mr__OK
    @mr__OK18 күн бұрын

    Imagine grown men complaining about spending 3/4 weeks away in 5 star hotels to play football whilst getting millions for it 😂😂

  • @everybodyhatesharlesden2589
    @everybodyhatesharlesden258919 күн бұрын

    Alan’s a real rudeboy

  • @bigrandomun9267
    @bigrandomun926715 күн бұрын

    Thank you for answering my question but next time, please spell my name right!

  • @j.s3300
    @j.s330020 күн бұрын

    Not really

  • @aymen6092
    @aymen609220 күн бұрын

    Least u could do is pronounce Joselu right

  • @petesmart1983
    @petesmart198320 күн бұрын

    Dortmund won nothing with haaland and Bellingham they much better when they had auba and lewandowski but always a club that signs great young players but cant keep players

  • @markdavis8430
    @markdavis843020 күн бұрын

    Spurs biggest celebration in decades letting Man City win the league 😂 couldn’t believe my ears last night when they started singing 👀

  • @DocHoliday3113
    @DocHoliday311320 күн бұрын

    Better? Bottled the league last year and this year Leverkusen wins. History of losing in CL Finals. Madrid is in the final and City won with Haaland last year? What you saying? They weren’t better when they sold Lewa, Kagawa, Hummels, or when Mkhitaryan and Gotze left for free. I root for any team to beat Bayern in the league and Madrid in the final but this team doesn’t have the cache to make me believe but I hope they win because I hate Madrid and this is their competition.

  • @DocHoliday3113

    @DocHoliday3113

    20 күн бұрын

    And I forgot to mention Gundo prolly more…

  • @colincolin5696
    @colincolin569620 күн бұрын

    Hang on. Dortmund thriving? I love bvb but just because they’re in the ucl final doesn’t mean they’re thriving.. no where near the dfb pokal.. no where near the league and just about getting top 4…

  • @D0NDIDO
    @D0NDIDO20 күн бұрын

    First

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