Neo is just JFJ but whinier, skinnier, and not as funny. The Chad JFJ and the Virgin Neo, if you will.

@leth4923

4 жыл бұрын

I've never agreed with someone that much

@hannibalburgers477

4 жыл бұрын

I absolutely agree, That guy randomly banned people from chat yesterday because someone told him where to go when he got lost in game

@Hateburn

4 жыл бұрын

I know J gave this comment a heart, but that shit is ice cold. Much love to Neo.

@thejustofit8965

4 жыл бұрын

@@Hateburn I unsubscribed to Neo when he kept doing those fucking whiney ass youtube livestreams, and when someone told him to get a therapist he said I'm not going to pay someone to feel sorry for me. So instead he complains to strangers on the internet.

@pizzatime4700

4 жыл бұрын

thejust ofit ya I REALLY want to like neo but how he acts when he’s friends aren’t around is fucking awful and he’s an asshole to anyone who dares say anything even neutral about him let alone bad and sometimes even good

Doom eternal The only game where getting angrier makes you a better player

@calebobry6211

4 жыл бұрын

Ik this is a dumb meme but this is genuinley what i think. The more you lose the more hatred you have for the demons thus making you feel like doomguy

@Flourikum

4 жыл бұрын

its what got me through the damn doom hunter on UV

@gonlegos

4 жыл бұрын

@@Flourikum Doom Hunter is pretty easy (I play on Nightmare) but the Maurader is actual Hell

@thedoomslayer5739

4 жыл бұрын

@@calebobry6211 the more you *RIP AND TEAR*

@That-one-guy-named-Neo

4 жыл бұрын

@@gonlegos Just use SS. It'll take time but he'll die.

You see right here is the transformation a man goes through when his blood begins to turn into monster energy

Demons: *Exist* JFJ: *G U N* Also JFJ: *P U N*

@snark4611

4 жыл бұрын

Also JFJ: *P U N*

@JARGUN145

4 жыл бұрын

Demons: Exist JFJ: That's where you made your first mistake

@yoboikamil525

4 жыл бұрын

G U N

@Angellance7

4 жыл бұрын

Wrong he said it was PaWn this time

@lordvecna8837

4 жыл бұрын

*ONE*-thousandth like. You deserve it.

'Swinging around a goddamn sword, just glory kills out the wazoo' *boy jfj do i have some good news for you.*

@ScorchtheHawk

4 жыл бұрын

(Happy Slayer sounds)

@destitute1331

4 жыл бұрын

also the fact that GMOTA exists

@dimmer9378

4 жыл бұрын

Yea he literally described the crucible blade and the sentinel armour you can unlock

who needs nightmare difficulty? Just turn motion blur to max.

@noctuadiscipulum9715

4 жыл бұрын

This is not mere difficulty this is my nightmare

@godl3ss

4 жыл бұрын

Dont forget turn the qualitt to low so it looks so terrible

@churrocharcharm

4 жыл бұрын

dont forget to turn your brightness down to like, a quarter. The right brightness of "ugh it's like, in the middle of bearable but not so I wany to punch the screen". :)

@thesaltycrusader

4 жыл бұрын

Then set the resolution to the lowest possible so all the demons look like rectangular chunks of meat

@86Fallowcp

4 жыл бұрын

@@thesaltycrusader Reminds me of when I started playing on pc as a kid.

"I'M DOOOOOOMING"

@snark4611

4 жыл бұрын

UGH, UGH, I.. I.. I'M GONNA... I'M GONNA DOOM, UUUUGGGGHHHAAAAGHGHHHGHHH IIIIII'MMMM DOOOOOOOOMMIIIIINNNNNNG

@occasionalart7597

4 жыл бұрын

"They call him, The Coom Slayer"

@avocado3253

4 жыл бұрын

👌

@Swifto_Sweeper

4 жыл бұрын

That. Reminds me of the kid trying to make lyrics for the floss. I’m depressed now.

I like how everyone blows the Revenant's face off with the Super Shotgun

@yoboikamil525

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't. *I'll do later tho*

@jacksoncasey4765

4 жыл бұрын

*It is the way.*

@Soup115

4 жыл бұрын

I punched him

@yoboikamil525

4 жыл бұрын

I kinda feel bad cause he just gets punched or shot immediately

@trevorderringer269

4 жыл бұрын

He's still a demon

Just a word: the voice actress of the Maykr was also the voice for Chum-Chum

@tadpolegaming4510

4 жыл бұрын

I only know her as Asajj Ventress

@legostarwarsgonkdroid7317

4 жыл бұрын

@@tadpolegaming4510 Ah A man of culture

Imagine shoving Duke Nukem into the Doom Slayer's Body and having him fight demons, that's JFJ playing Doom in a nutshell...

@nou8830

4 жыл бұрын

God dammit your right and I love it.

Distress call: omg HELP. JFJ: GUN HELP.

@danteinpuro319

4 жыл бұрын

I think I know who caused the hell outbreak... fucking MMMMMOOOOORRRRGAAAAN

@Baronsveil

4 жыл бұрын

Mate... You are at 69 likes, and I want to like your comment, but I don't at the same time.

0:46 I always imagined that sound when I saw that glory kill

"What do you mean I can't have sex with a hologram?"

@zed147itsdatboi3

4 жыл бұрын

This comment is at 69 likes this is perfect and I’m so proud of this community good job guys!!!

@yoboikamil525

4 жыл бұрын

2:26 2:50

@missingaforest3639

4 жыл бұрын

Master Chief type beat

@p.o.s.6979

4 жыл бұрын

There's bound to be porn of her in like a month. If not Ill be disappointed

"no guts here...am looking for guts.." then perhaps you need another GUTscene....

@Valkyries733

4 жыл бұрын

Damonack It’s going to be amazing once he gets to that one part

@jackhabbershaw2191

4 жыл бұрын

Valkyries733 he needs to find the medevil slayer armor he’ll coom

@hannibalburgers477

4 жыл бұрын

Ba DooM Tss

@jpjude68

4 жыл бұрын

@@hannibalburgers477 well played

“What happened to your legs bro? You gonna join ZF with that?” Golden

"Man you're really big! And huge! That means your guts are huge!" How can we not address the single most important joke? I'm using it forever now

@trevorderringer269

4 жыл бұрын

It's derived from a line in the original Doom comic, so it gets thrown around a lot by fans

imagine how more psychopathic doom would be if the demons where just normal innocent people

@rcaderz8759

4 жыл бұрын

I want Death isn’t that just GTA V?

@basedamogus

4 жыл бұрын

@@rcaderz8759 yeah lol

@rogimay4959

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure they'd ban the fuck out of it from at least half the world. Basically the Manhunt treatment.

@pugglezz3900

4 жыл бұрын

Twice the fun!

@yoboikamil525

4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure media would've shat on it so hard it would've been banned in most countries

" Pay penance to Stewie griffin "

"GUN!?" the game

JFJ playing Detroit: *”G U N”* JFJ playing Doom: *”P U N”*

There is actually somewhat medieval skin for Doom Slayer that you can wear during campaign. It's to the left from main core (Under deck), just go down the path and unlock it with two generators or whatever those things are. Skins can be changed from main menu. (It's not exactly a medieval Slayer, more like ancient Rome's gladiator Slayer, but hey, close enough)

@Nivec217

4 жыл бұрын

To be specific, Sentinel Training Armor

@nou8830

4 жыл бұрын

Gutscene to replace the name for glory kills

@bdales455

4 жыл бұрын

Favorite skin, unlocked it the moment i saw it lol

@_dire__

4 жыл бұрын

@@bdales455 Ye it's kinda great. Still prefer 2016 tho

@chromiiayt3044

4 жыл бұрын

Dire_Baka I like the Crimson skin a lot lol, but yeah the Sentinel Armor looks sick af

9:17 JFJ, I think we need to talk...

JFJ: "OOOGH I'M- the entire stream chat: *demonic screeching*

I like how the doomslayer is essentially demon batman

@RougeMephilesClone

4 жыл бұрын

_Anti_-demon Batman.

@bradensmook4787

4 жыл бұрын

Ehh more like the demon’s Jason voorhees

@Baronsveil

4 жыл бұрын

Does that mean The Doom Slayer doesn't have any parents?

@JeffGarbanzo

4 жыл бұрын

Batman has killed plenty of demons. He only has a problem killing intelligent lifeforms.

@Baronsveil

4 жыл бұрын

@laz kar You know, I kinda agree with you on that.

"Medieval Doom Slayer" That's called Gutts, my guy.

@mrsejd3446

4 жыл бұрын

or Goblin Slayer

@CataStudies

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrsejd3446 Nah, Guts. Goblin slayer kills onle goblins. Guts is literally a medieval doom slayer.

@hargelshnarfel9315

4 жыл бұрын

@@CataStudies But Guts kills humans demons and animals the doom slayer only kills demons, and goblin slayer only kills goblins (different kinds mind you). Now doom guy and goblin slayer both have beautifully large arsenals, while Guts doesn't (still bad*ss tho) oh and doom guy and goblin slayer both never lost limbs. In the end Doom Slayer is the medieval version of himself because he's older than both guts and goblin slayer, (cause he's ancient) in the end the rant above was completely irrelevant.

@lag00n54

3 жыл бұрын

@@hargelshnarfel9315 he also kills gods Went "heaven" killed "angels" and Kahn herself

Him:”it’s like im playing as soldier from tf2” Me: Rick May, may he rest in peace

JFJ: this is just like school! Musollini killed a classmate while he was in school Coinicidence... I think not

@markmcgehee3864

4 жыл бұрын

But did he turn into a devil using a hand power up while infinitely upercutting his head off while time was stopped for effectively what would’ve been 1 minute If not it’s not doom enougj

JFJ: I've come to make an announcement, Morgan is a.... Gets yeeted by Doom Slayer

I just found this guy and he acts, sounds and plays like a blood crazed gremlin, and I love it.

I feel like every youtuber that plays doom makes a montage with just the music. Thats how you know hes fully immersed in it.

GUN: the game

JFJ : "Dies in doom" Neocranium on nightmare : Pathetic.

"Say the line, Seraphim!" "...... rip and tear..." "*YAAAAAAAY!*"

"Doom Eternal: Doomguy is mad ...AGAIN" best description of this game

JFJ: this is so cool ME: Im KoOmInG

I absolutely love the MORGEN bits. It kills me every time xD

Are we just gonna avoid the fact that jfj said “god its just like going to school!”

7:57 "medieval doom slayer" you mean Goblin slayer? Ye he exist, and he is riping and tearing

@fyhujinasoghsbnd

4 жыл бұрын

no. guts the black swordsman.

@essex3777

4 жыл бұрын

A little of both really

Underrated channel. Your highlights is the most hillarious thing i have ever seen. Rip and tear, fellow slayer.

8:23 You can hear the gears grinding and smell the brain-cells burning. XD

@gavindillon1486

4 жыл бұрын

Brain cells? What brain cells?

A minute haven’t even passed and I’m already enjoying the video

Ultra Nightmare motion blur is the single most hilarious thing in this entire game.

How to deal with problems Google: Ask others for help Bing: *G U N*

i cant focus on the demon killing when this guys keeps making puns. you earn my sub.

This brought joy to my soul

the ZF reference made my day. still cant believe you have no legs

Once you go Doom...there's no going back *"At hells gate" starts to play and slowly get louder*

Nobody absolutely nobody: JFJ in doom:oh boy here I go killing again

Just started watching and I already love this video love the return of MORGAN 0:03 for those that want to see it yeah that's how far I got

i love the "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEGS BRO? YOU GONNA JOIN ZF WITH THAT?" little nod

12:37 My man ascended so hard he got the Nine Inch Nails scream.

Local Sock screams at demons for 3 hours

I am now convinced the Doom Slayer has to be at least partially Texan.

Our boi JFJ going super saiyan with all that screaming xD

love the reference to his prey vid at the beginning

Awww yeah, this is what we needed

Doomguy: *murders demon with insane violence* JFJ: HEY BUDDY

Nobody: Not a single soul: Master Chief: 2:50

Gun? PUN

That ZF no legs reference is well-aged and on point.

JFJ: * uses rune * JFJ: SHOCKING ISN'T IT

12:35 What you are hearing is the sonorous war cry of a very angry sock. Amazing.

ok i NEED that doom slayer version of the sock

I almost spat my drink out 🤣 6:01

This video is mostly Coom and puns, i love it

"You know fucking cool that would be, to be a Medieval Doom Slayer. Swingin' around a GODDAMN SWORD?" Uhhh, guys, should we tell him?

That ending was absolutely sick. Love it.

regular youtubers: *puts thought and effort into jokes* jfj: GUN

No lie. Favorite part of this game is the gladiator fight just because the background is legit screaming RIP AND TEAR... it was beautiful.

JFJ crawling up the wall like a gremlin will forever be in my top ten

5:27 j can see the future confirmed 🧐

Gun, pun, and fun. The JFJ special.

Doom: The only game where the angrier you are, the *better* you are playing it.

Not gonna lie Doom Socker fucking had me at the end.

jfj: i dont know what to say im to busy *SLAUGHTERING EVERYTING WITH UNCONDITIONAL HATRED*

The last part of the video is badass

Love you man! Keep it up

JFJ: *OOOOH* imagine if there was a medieval Doom Slayer! Me, along with the game plus it's lore: Well yes, but actually no but you know what *Y E S .*

1 minute in and i already know this video is going to be *a blast*

12:40 The asimilation is complete...

“What happened to your legs, bro? You gonna join ZF with that” What a fucking callback

“Swinging around a goddamn sword” *Oh you just wait JfJ*

Tis is the first video i see from you and its great

5:05 now that's a throwback. JFJ has no legs.

JFJ: Ripping and Tearing through a horde of demons Also JFJ: *"GOD IT'S JUST LIKE GOING TO SCHOOL!"*

This guy is chaotic gamer energy personified

Friend: How would you describe doom eternal? Me: 12:38

Local Sock Contains Demonic Outbreak by using Hard Metal, Anger and 12 Gauge Bullets.

2:45 that's some Hyperion shit right there

Doom eternal comes out. JFJ: here I go killing again

Really like how jfj just goes full doom slayer at the end.

I'm already slain straight from the intro. Dis gon be gud

One of the best videos

5:28 JfJ: a medevil doom slayer Me: thinks of goblin slayer

Gonna love the crazy mumbling like the doomguy in the comic.

That ending was truly art

JFJ: Thank u for the coin. Everyone else: ThAnK u FoR tHe PaNcAkE

This guy is having a BLAST and I am loving it xD

*Angry Texan DOOMS over everything*

I think the doom eternal doom guys mad again is the best joke here