I rewatched the complete series to support the channel and Chris called me a soylent cuckhold

@caspay21

Жыл бұрын

I’m not a huge fan of how he DMs everyone ‘YOU’ll EAT YOUR BUGS AND ENJOY IT’, but I understand he’s from a different time and culture

@PolumbiusTheThird

Жыл бұрын

@@caspay21 hes from the far off year of 2005

@SoulYard7

Жыл бұрын

I once went to Magfest and met Chris and he dun' bit my nose off and then spat it back at my face. I would say that was not a very nice thing to do but hey, I'm just a fat greasy neckbeard so I'll just keep on scratching my treasure trail.

@owene2530

Жыл бұрын

"Mmm, chocolate soylent, so good!"

@Coockiez-007

Жыл бұрын

well tomar does have him in a secure torture room 200ft below the ground in south east Asia making him say these things

Dave saying he doesn't know who Bilbo Baggins is and Chris gets so offended is so fuckin funny.

@bilbobaggins5938

Жыл бұрын

I don't know him either, and I don't really comprehend why anyone would want to know of someone with a name like that.

@El-Burrito

Жыл бұрын

Dildo Daggins

@primatelover99

Жыл бұрын

@@bilbobaggins5938🧌

@knightscroftsquire-muldoon

Жыл бұрын

​@@bilbobaggins5938 more like Dildo Schwaggins

@Markeplier23

11 ай бұрын

Bilbo Baggins sounds like a name Chris would make up

I love how Zach makes up so so many outlandish things off the cuff that whenever he starts talking about something real that nobody else in the room has heard of like "Zoboomafoo," you can tell that they're all immediately skeptical of him.

@hovant6666

Жыл бұрын

I totally forgot all about Zoboomafoo, shoot, I think I watched that in 2nd grade

@knightscroftsquire-muldoon

Жыл бұрын

​@@hovant6666he was the pilot that changed the world *22 years ago...*

@paulj6805

9 ай бұрын

Me and you, and zaboomafoooo

@octocoq

2 ай бұрын

Lemme tell you a little tale of the boy who cried “wolf”

"Not only did he die, he died bad" cracks me up every time.

@homemade_mummy__1539

4 ай бұрын

20:48

1:02:30 Diddy/Chris's mouth slowly opening in horror as he realized what D.K/Zach just said got me.

@knightscroftsquire-muldoon

Жыл бұрын

*Heh I saw a Googie*

Dave thinking he's being gaslit about Bilbo Baggins is one of the most OneyPlays thinks to ever happen

@andyukmonkey

6 ай бұрын

I wonder if he ever just googled that or if he remains blissfully ignorant to this day

29:30 "doing Naruto hand signs at the camera" is the funniest way I've heard sign language ever described

55:52 Saying that masturbation is "My Struggle." is lowkey one of the funniest things Zack's ever improv'd

@evanwebber9981

10 ай бұрын

Mein Fap!

I wish they had finished this one it was a good series

@premiumcache6184

Жыл бұрын

I wish they finished a lot of good series

@damoji5332

Жыл бұрын

I prefer they move on when it gets boring instead of forcing through artificially

@clankfish

Жыл бұрын

@@damoji5332 this, although sometimes i think they do just forget about shit by accident

@John_Doe742

Жыл бұрын

​@clankfish well they just reuploaded this for the fifth time so I don't think they forgot about this one

@clankfish

Жыл бұрын

@@John_Doe742 i dont think any of the boys involved in this series put together these compilations though

“Zach you’ve gotta get the other 2 Ks” Holy shit how’d I’d not get that my first watch through that was great

@danielsher5439

Жыл бұрын

It's extremely complex, high-brow, and subtle humor

@DantesGrill

Жыл бұрын

You have to be high level IQ to understand Oneyplays. To bad they sold out and became mainstream once they hit a million subs

Cory having a DS with 300 games on it and him dropping it and losing everything is the funniest god damn thing. Poor Cory

@iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS

Жыл бұрын

​@@atomdecaylol get a 400 gigabyte sd card

@Markeplier23

11 ай бұрын

@@atomdecayI thinks they meant 3ds

@RootOnion

5 ай бұрын

As funny as that is aren’t the games tied to his account so he could just download them to a new system?

@SkigBiggler

3 ай бұрын

@@RootOnion3DSs eshop is shut down. Dunno if you can still download owned titles somehow though

@chimpindoge3474

2 ай бұрын

@@RootOnionyeah they are, but its possible he forgot his nintendo account login like I did when I lost my first 3ds

They have a whole conversation about Bilbo Baggins being named after a sex toy because Dave forgot the word dildo existed. Classic.

@iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS

Жыл бұрын

Give him a break, he's the prince of egypt

Everyone forgets 5:25 I've never heard of Kevin Smith before this series and now I can't un-associate him with weird smiling crying faces

I love that they have never finished a Donkey Kong Country 1, 2 or 3 playthrough, but they beat Donkey Kong Country 5 lmaoo

@igfingerbib8096

Жыл бұрын

erm they had to save the beautiful princess Sodoma

@ohheyitsguy

Жыл бұрын

He become a monkey because he was so hungry!

This is such an underrated roster. Chris, Zack, and Dave is such a good mix of everything, but underlyingly insane

damn i hope dave comes back for more oneyplays with zach in the future. the two of them have amazing chemistry.

"I will not fall for bilbo bagins"

58:22 Chris doing homer saying 'why are my pubes just an M and a G' flew over my head so many fucking times holy shit. crying at that

1:00:02 I just realized that this game over screen reminds me a lot of Chris' 3D renders. Black background, similarly lit, and underlying creepy vibes

chris saying he’d feed an alien maggots and dirty water is so god damn funny to me idk why

that ending with the beautiful kong family is something i come back to every few weeks

Dave is an underrated gem of this channel

I'm with Zack. This game is my favorite too. I love the snowy mountain stage. You're moving through the stage, and the snow storm slowly intensifies syncing perfectly with the music that's building up with its intensity. It was so good.

I like it when Zach and Dave play games together with the guy who made the Friday night funking

Fun fact! The term dildo was used as early as the 15th century and was/is a towns name, however was at our earliest findings shows that 1673 is when it was first used in it's current sexual context, 264 years before the hobbit was written (1937) Bonus fact, the year 1937 is the reverse order of how the rings are given out 9 for men, 3 for elves, 7 for dwarves, and 1 to rule them all!

@withcarft163

10 күн бұрын

1937 reversed is 7 3 9 and 1 ...

it's 2:19am rn. i'm working super late right now, haven't had a good night's rest but i'm on the final stretch of a passion project and i seriously thought someone was knocking on my door when they added that knocking sound. i felt like i was going insane for a good minute. anyways, thanks for making my nights easier oneyplays

A top tier seires for sure. Chris, Zach, and Dave are a power house trio

We all know the best part is when they start talking about Lord of The Rings and Chris is appalled and insulted by the notion that Dave doesn't know who Bilbo Baggins is. The saga begins at 9:30

“ I hate Susan wajanski” cuts to ad

Every time a new complete series episode drops my heart begins to pulsate in my chest and I'm filled with joy 😝

@bennayboy37

Жыл бұрын

Should someone tell him?

@googleuser3163

Жыл бұрын

That sounds more like clogged arteries

@menialbee

Жыл бұрын

your heart pops out yoir chest in a cartoon heart shape and ba-bumps

@GINGIVITISSS

Жыл бұрын

Woah, take it ez babe-y

ever notice how DK's head has a reservoir tip

I love the part when they put their lips over the kongs and talk about world events

@Locust13

Жыл бұрын

Erm wait a minute they all have the exact same mouth that looks just like lyle's?

@joshuahughes4704

Жыл бұрын

@@Locust13 it was Dex the Swede

I cannot believe the original ending of Clerks where Dante gets fucking shot in the head and dies is real

Forgot how good this was, really liked that bit of them talking about their days starting out animating and talking about old flash cartoons and stuff. Also that bit of them sympathizing about no fapping was good too.

20:59 I love the gaslighting you guys do

Dave is a national treasure.

That’s it, we just ran out of time, because I have to be done at 5:41 right now…

Its funny how they are so used to fucking with each other using funny names that it makes the skeptical about real shit like Bilbo and Zooboomafu.

I just finished watching them individually but ok yeah erm… sure I’ll watch this

@maiabones

Жыл бұрын

erm,

Kinda wish they played through the entire game, but the way they ended it was pretty funny. 😂😂

Zach needs to be bottled and preserved

I love the "donkey kong" melee censor, you know they said some gnarly shit when that censor comes up

Hearing cory had a 3ds and dropped it is the best sentence I've ever heard.

a 5:40 joke right off the bat with no foreplay caught me off guard

17:10 I hear Sans talking

The glitch gremlin strikes again 😥

My heart started to pitter when I thought Zach was back and now it's pattering :(

@MTH3h3l0l

Жыл бұрын

It was shittering :) Then it started shattering :(

I still find it weird how that controversy about the Kratt brothers supposedly kidnapping and eating the original zoboomafoo got completely memory holed from public knowledge all because of 9/11.

@PALACIO254

11 ай бұрын

They made a lemur fly that plane to distract the public from their crimes

@smartfella7914

7 ай бұрын

They ate a monkey?

Zach saying if he failed the minecart level he'd 'sudoku' himself and it just getting ignored is the funniest thing

Guys! Those banana hoarding “mice” were always beavers to me! Look at their tail! They built a damn of bananas!

Love this series, especially the last episode! One of my favorites in the last few years

Anything with Zach is elite

@SithlordSigma

Жыл бұрын

@@jamesrussell2936 Yes

@homixidebeno

Жыл бұрын

Zach is a hollywood elite

@Yooyooyaya

Жыл бұрын

@@homixidebeno and Tomar lives on a farm

this is one of my favorite series to rewatch so im glad it got a complete vid, i just wish they’d do more lol

them dying over and over with the rewind was hilarious

24:19 Dude, I actually nearly cried wth. Where I’m laying the sound would have to be from my window and it’s nighttime. Actually so fucking scary.

Amazing video I haven't yet had the chance to watch, because it was posted 3 minutes ago!

I Really liked this series. I hope Dave comes back in the future!

I am listening to this after work and sitting here while kinda sick. I literally just now learned that Chris made the Assumption song and was a part of my childhood and bonding with my brothers.

Somebody better archive that corpse kissing video Zach is talking about. For the future KZreadrs who want to make a 40 minute video essay about it

@Agentshadling

Жыл бұрын

Have you found the actual vid yet

@pandapandapanda1337

Жыл бұрын

@@Agentshadling just type in 'grandma in my yard' its literally the first thing that comes up lol

@smartfella7914

6 ай бұрын

@@Agentshadlingjust look up backyard Grandma

@HandikraftWerks

5 ай бұрын

@@Agentshadling look up dj deaf joey

I stopped playing Donkey Kong when I realised Diddy Kong is Kiddy Dong when you swap the initials.

@DrHeinzy

6 ай бұрын

Only a sicko would make that connection.

I was looking for this exact vid yesterday, my lord and savior oneyng has delivered once again

Perfect timing I was just rewatching this

Just now watching this and that door knock got me😵‍💫

Idk how I never watched this one but it was dang good

Dave and Zach are a good duo, they should be in more episodes together

I get a big green grin every time I see a notification from oney plays

I'm the Björk stalker

its wild how many old cartoons I watched that chris made and I never realized they were his till recently

This is my favorite podcast

I need an episode where Dave and Lyle just tell stories

Man hearing them talk about newgrounds cartoon takes me back.

Don't remember this playthrough even happening at all. Glad to know my autism isn't terminal.

Excellent, I was lacking ape content.

that door knocking effect got me

We will never know if what Dave said at 7:24 was something that would've actually needed to be censored, and that says ll you need to know about KZread's censorship policy.

Dave and Adam would be immaculate together with Chris and Lyle

10:11 Chris Chan in Middle Earth

Thanks for posting this i can play it really loud & piss off my roommates 👍

is that a cinemassacretruth reference at the start?

Good trio

27:40. Holy shit. I don't often hear someone talk about liking the original more than the sequel. 2 improved almost everything, yet the original is just so appealing.

That doorknocking sound genuinely made me whip my big stupid head around

This game looks so incredible for the SNES

I love seeing and old thumbnail that I love : )

very cool

Oh boy my favorite

*SQUAKKKK* SHEEEEN. THIS IS THE 5TH TIME YOUVE REUPLOADED DONKEY KONG COUNTRY ON THIS CHANNEELLL.

Shooters are never talked about but The Division series is a huge time sink once you get into the grind.

oh i remember this was when they went and got american history x tattoos collectively

5:53 13:45 29:29 31:30 33:38 38:20 55:30 55:58

The Aye-aye is a long fingered lemur, which makes it a primate, Zach.

I was just thinking about this series and how there was a weird scene where everyone's mouths are green screened in saying their donkey kong country is being destroyed lmao

I'll bet Cory didn't even test to see if the SD card was still in tact and just threw it away, that sounds very cory

30:54 *I love whisper yelling*

Its so funny how Chris is still stuck in 2016

@trentbrown500

10 ай бұрын

I think as soon as you hit your 30s you either quit assimilating culture or you become aggressively woke.

That damn door knocking sound got me again

We're in a post-Susan Wojelqski youtube 😳

Zach is right about empathy, it's a good trait to have but if you're too emphatic to a fault it could get you killed

Thanks

Came here to support the fellas and Zach gave me a hyperlink to a video of someone kissing a dead real lady