my pillow everyday, all the time: _"i know who you pretend i am"_

@jaycel3078

2 жыл бұрын

if this ain't me ahhhaha

@hhhjjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk9612

2 жыл бұрын

i feel attacked😨

@tinystark5677

2 жыл бұрын

I have a big stuffed bear, sometimes when I’m pretending his face looks like he is judging me like *gurl…*

@avaeatsmothers

2 жыл бұрын

HELP I WAS JUST LISTENING TO THAT SONG😭🦧

@zenitiv7

2 жыл бұрын

Do mi tiiii, why not meeee?? Why not meeeee??

4:46 K:'Thousands other girlfriends ' Actually we are those thousands of fake girlfriends he don't text 😄

@ninamae8547

2 жыл бұрын

true

@Coffee23.

2 жыл бұрын

We are😂

@andioop58

2 жыл бұрын

true😭

@sophiaviliman4819

2 жыл бұрын

Roght

@duhasharaf6442

2 жыл бұрын

Omg you're right 😂

“Are you ignoring me right now?” SHHH THIS IS THE GOOD PART OF MY BOOK

@TayTay-cp4fq

2 жыл бұрын

Time stamp please

@jaz9891

2 жыл бұрын

@@TayTay-cp4fq 1:52 it’s just me playing along aswell😭

@kikachu2036

2 жыл бұрын

me: *continues to scroll through wattpad*

@jaz9891

2 жыл бұрын

@@kikachu2036 LMFAOO me💀 don’t mind me I’m just gonna 👩🏽‍🦯

@ahjahwilliams

2 жыл бұрын

Ong that’s how I am, I get hecka mad when people interrupt me when I read

K is so cute like who could ignore him honestly? 🥺

@fruitgrded3067

2 жыл бұрын

If he ate the last French fry, it doesn’t matter if it kills me, he be getting the silent treatment for at least... 45 seconds

@sophiaviliman4819

2 жыл бұрын

I dont know he's the best

@thatsej

2 жыл бұрын

no one can! it’s impossible!

@comfyiicloudxx5796

2 жыл бұрын

@@fruitgrded3067 😂😂 agreed

@vineo5159

2 жыл бұрын

Me- Honestly, when I'm reading, don't talk to me

"just grabbing something on the sofa" "something came up" DIRTY MIND DIRTY MIND

@pipersbbysgoal100k5

2 жыл бұрын

Fr tho

@sweet_0ne272

2 жыл бұрын

IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

@sweet_0ne272

2 жыл бұрын

CONTEXT CLUES PEOPLE CONTEXT CLUEES

@waffleberry9289

2 жыл бұрын

FOR REAL-

@pneumonoultramicroscopicsi7264

2 жыл бұрын

YE I WAS LIKE 😟😳

K:” just ignore me” Us: *ignores* K: “are you ignoring me right now?” Us: BOII DID YOU NOT JUST SAY WE SHOULD IGNORE YOU???🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

@misskioshie8457

2 жыл бұрын

Giving mix signals and shi🧐

@faraguvava

2 жыл бұрын

@@misskioshie8457 please 😑🤚🏾

@kikachu2036

2 жыл бұрын

@@misskioshie8457 manz don’t know what he wants🧍🏾‍♀️

@faraguvava

2 жыл бұрын

@@kikachu2036 lmfaooo

@englishmuffin7

2 жыл бұрын

Looks like he's taking after his girlfriend 😏

"ill just stick to texting my thousand other girlfriends" -the bumbles were too stunned to speak-

@abbyeatzpotatos8837

2 жыл бұрын

FR

@kemiyahmoore3908

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-co6qh7we5d lmaooo I was like same 🤣

When you really want to have a boyfriend but.. - still young - strict parents - Don't know how to communicate (social anxiety) - have high standards - KPOP fangirl - ideal bf type is K

@juline

2 жыл бұрын

- way to high standards - is more into older guys - is into Canadians :’) - don’t know how to communicate either - shy asf & but can be loud asf too and annoying (When I’m comfortable around you) -rather sticks to K :))

@Stayslayed02

2 жыл бұрын

👁👁 fbi?

@si1256

2 жыл бұрын

- high standards - into Asians -don’t know how yo communicate -too young - protective siblings - k owns my heart

@maeminx

2 жыл бұрын

- shy - shY - SHYYY

@kikachu2036

2 жыл бұрын

-too shy and can’t talk to people for shit -insecure -high standards -I come w lots of trauma -scared of anything intimate (not like seggy time but like it’s apart of it anways-) -strict parents and very unfiltered and judgmental siblings❤️ -dating me comes w my family problems -young -can be annoying and loud but also very quiet and separate. basically i’m a lot to handle and you’ll need a therapist

“ Don’t Ignore Me Baby” I’m not ignoring you, I’m reading my book. 🧍🏼

@joey4516

2 жыл бұрын

Can’t lie if I’m reading you’ve lost me for a good while 🧍‍♀️

@juline

2 жыл бұрын

@@joey4516 haha

@laurh.bb7

2 жыл бұрын

@@joey4516 same. I love to read an when I start reading I will BARELY acknowledge ur existence if ur next to me 😭🕴🏼

@ahjahwilliams

2 жыл бұрын

@@laurh.bb7 Fr tho that’s how it be especially when the book is really really good

@marce420.7

2 жыл бұрын

i barely read but when the book is good im just in the zone LMAO

"ah, shit- she put the book down" hes so cute FUDGE

Why pay for therapy when you can just listen to K all day❤️

@wayababaya

2 жыл бұрын

why pay for therapy when you can pay for his patreon 😫😫

@biiwee3809

2 жыл бұрын

He helped me more than three years of therapy💀

@xpat44

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@badiewithoutthebodie

2 жыл бұрын

Totally irrelevant but my name is Megann too

@iwishiknewwhatimdoinghere9050

2 жыл бұрын

In the uk u don’t pay for anything like for health

“it’s kind of fun when you’re angry” *scratches eyes out cutely*

@Sashag6991

2 жыл бұрын

jokes on you K has glasses

@si1256

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@avaeatsmothers

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sashag6991 IM MEANT MY EYES😭 I COULD NEVER DO THAT TO HIM

@Sashag6991

2 жыл бұрын

@@avaeatsmothers hahah then do my eyes😌

@avaeatsmothers

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sashag6991 WHAT-💀

Him: "how angry are you going to be?" Me: "super duper angry" Him: "oh super duper angry" Me in my head: wtf how did you know????

@anaavaaa5yearsago65

2 жыл бұрын

These things have happened me so many times that I just kno all da script

K: “I’m just gonna lie on you” Me: *Jokes on you I’m into that shit*

"But it's kinda fun when you're angry" My anger issues: am I a joke to you?👀👄👀

@avesnoelle.

2 жыл бұрын

DUDE SAME

@Belle1611

2 жыл бұрын

Same thing for me lol.

@yukibakugoakakacchanssiste3625

2 жыл бұрын

The feeling is mutual 😭🤚

@mellyatef3788

2 жыл бұрын

So we all have anger issues then😭😭👌🏻

@a_burr

2 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY

If anyone one of you is reading this right now. I just wanted to say that I’m so proud of you that you’ve got this far

@Sarah-gb5yi

2 жыл бұрын

happy new year !!

@busylovingmoon

2 жыл бұрын

happy new year!

@anpo8595

2 жыл бұрын

im soo drunk and reading this made me cry i love you

@juline

2 жыл бұрын

@@anpo8595 ahh.. I hope you’re okay, love

Its all fun and games until you realize we are the thousands of girlfriends

@shortcake1957

2 жыл бұрын

oh boi, i didnt thought about that 😀

@wowok58

2 жыл бұрын

Sister girlfriends

@moonlightespt3818

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@monamour5255

2 жыл бұрын

Girlfriend in laws y'all

"I'm just gonna stick to texting my thousand other girlfriends" Me : two hundred and ten thousand girlfriends to be exact 👁️👄💧👁️

@gabriellemeche992

2 жыл бұрын

Wait... which one of us is with him in the audio 👀

@kswaifus8770

2 жыл бұрын

@@gabriellemeche992 see that's me, we're engaged hun..:')

@gabriellemeche992

2 жыл бұрын

@@kswaifus8770 noooo 😭😭

@mellyatef3788

2 жыл бұрын

@@gabriellemeche992 we kind of share him so.. does that make it all of us at the same time?🌚😂

@mellyatef3788

2 жыл бұрын

@@kswaifus8770 from your pfp i don't think y'all are just engaged 👀

"I'm just grabbing something on the sofa" My ass: Am I a Joke to you?👁️👄👁️

@Zaish2

2 жыл бұрын

Your profile picture I love it 🥰💖💖💖✨

@rileyyyyok

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO YES 😻🤌

“ Dont ignore me baby.” Me: I AM TRYING TO MEDITATE

@klarafrifinnsdottir151

Жыл бұрын

same bro, same.

The demons in my room are definitely judging me right now. 🤣

@si1256

2 жыл бұрын

FR THO

@cl4055

2 жыл бұрын

Same, I’m always scared my dead relatives is watching

@jaedenwarecki6928

Жыл бұрын

Lmao for real tho

OMG. I like when his tone of voice changes when he talk to his guy friend (from the beginning, 0:40) and to his girl friend. (0:33, 0:49)

"I'll text my 1000 other girlfriends- i'm kidding" Sir we all know that wasn't a lie🙂✋

@Madi-bx1ec

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@chloe182.

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@juline

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAH

@keisihysa7560

2 жыл бұрын

The pfp lol, love it

@chloe182.

2 жыл бұрын

@@keisihysa7560 haha :)

k: "is that one of your romance novels?" me: cut the mf cameras.

@lucy_.12

3 ай бұрын

Am I being pranked rn 😂

When she put the book down he knew it was an oops moment.

@Vixenschuuring

6 ай бұрын

When we put our book down you're in trouble

“Oh sh*t she put the book down….I BETTA RUN IM IN TROUBLE”

sitting on k's lap is def a win win

@user-bs7tc6cf5k

2 жыл бұрын

Fr

@idalissabrina808

2 жыл бұрын

UR USERNAME AND PFP MADE ME AUDIBLY LAUGH 😭

@user-bs7tc6cf5k

2 жыл бұрын

@@idalissabrina808 same 😭

@amydicaprihoe6491

2 жыл бұрын

OMG YOUR NAME AND PFP 💀

@thatsej

2 жыл бұрын

fren! that name and pfp!

"she is so cute when she is grumpy" OK THIS DEFINITELY KILLED ME

@tabithaanner0307

7 ай бұрын

MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY BROO 😭😭🦋🦋

The fact that youtube is like my boyfriend’s house and I can spend time with him here🤌🏼🧎🏽‍♀️

6:08 “hmm?” chain starts here Idk why but it gives me major butterfly when a guy w nice voice just do that 😭😭

@t1ckl1ngthep1ckle

2 жыл бұрын

SAME

He's literally the only person I'd never be able to stay mad at...

@t1ckl1ngthep1ckle

2 жыл бұрын

fr

we need more jock/ needy girl audios 😩

@Sunshine_222.

2 жыл бұрын

The other way around too!

@xpat44

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@spindless

2 жыл бұрын

YES SO TRUE

@spindless

2 жыл бұрын

I LOVE U WIFEY #386438

"i'm sorry babe, i didnt mean itt.. x =(" keep being cute see what happens

@Alrowaiei

2 жыл бұрын

BAHAHH

@user-bs7tc6cf5k

2 жыл бұрын

I KNOW RIGHT

@xpat44

2 жыл бұрын

JAIL😭

i am in love with this guy’s voice it is NOT okay😩

Do some of y'all remember the dark times when K posted only once a week?

@busylovingmoon

2 жыл бұрын

the dark war

@kswaifus8770

2 жыл бұрын

The great depression.

@tinystark5677

2 жыл бұрын

I wasn’t there but when I binge listen his old audios and read you guys comment, ugh that must be anxious as hell

@esterj.7474

2 жыл бұрын

@@Hopefully8554 what time zone are you in?

@nessquik14

2 жыл бұрын

Glad I wasn't here when that happened lmao

"Oh shit she put the book down" Had me laugh so damn hard

K: I know what's going to fix this Me: cuddles K: here, come sit in my lap Me: oh...lap dance??

@angelette_w

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO 😭😭✋

@meliluvsy

2 жыл бұрын

SHSHSH WHAT 😭

@thoughtsofmarie

2 жыл бұрын

BYEE

@Itz_Leilaniii

2 жыл бұрын

NAHHHH

@jessiehargreeves8775

2 жыл бұрын

*Wait, WHAT- LAMOO*

“I’m just gonna stick to texting my thousand other girlfriends.” The way I cackled when he said that.

@anaavaaa5yearsago65

2 жыл бұрын

I just knew he was joking cuz he’s ✨PERFECT ✨

"although it does feel kinda good, as long as you don't move around too much" flashbacks to that one patreon audio ⚰

@albinocrow1725

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, I can only imagine 😏

How can I be so attracted to a voice, I-

@hobiwater3280

2 жыл бұрын

Your not alone😣😌

@kikachu2036

2 жыл бұрын

it’s a problem at this point

@QUARTERMASTEREMI6

2 жыл бұрын

I know right?! I'm telling you that fictional guys have 100% ruined my standards! 😍

"go back to your reading!" NOOO i'm in a reading slump rn it's hard to read

K saying “Mah boi!” was so cute!! I CAN'T-

I hate when we're trying to be angry at him and he starts to do **things** with his voice. You can *literally* feel it. It's just....aaarrgh

hey k you probably wont even read this but i just wanted to say THANK YOU. i’m going through the worst week of my life probably, my anxiety and my depression are both killing me rn but your audios are helping me sm you have no idea, listening to them is the best part of my day it gives me so much love and comfort even if its just a roleplay. so thank u so much for saving me this week k, youre the best!!

@spindless

2 жыл бұрын

hi cutie!! I just wanted to say, from one friend to another, that I know how you feel and I've gone thru it too. I'm feeling better each day and i really hope you feel good too soon 💕 mwah

@nandaaaam

2 жыл бұрын

@@spindless ahh thank u angel, i know its just a phase and its gonna get better, hopefully soon… but i really hope you have the best too!! and seriously thank u sm for the comfort it really means a lot 🥺💕

4:05 this was so adorable

I think we all silently agree that K is the most perfect boyfriend out there 🥰 He's come so far honestly and although it hasn't been that long since I discovered his channel I still feel a sense of pride because he puts so much time and effort into his work 🥺

Hey fellow spouse in-laws!! Hope you’re all having a good day, just a reminder for you to stay hydrated, eat all 3 of your meals and to *always stan K* :) ❤️

"grumpkins" is my new favorite word ever 😭

I’m playing this on my speakers rn and you can literally hear the bass of K’s voice echoing through the room :D

@hobiwater3280

2 жыл бұрын

XD

@wayababaya

2 жыл бұрын

the level of confidence you must have to play that on the speakers 😭 i’m scared to listen without my earbuds

@kikachu2036

2 жыл бұрын

@@wayababaya SAME-the walls are too thin in my house

Him: are we arguing? Me: YES SIR Him: hmm really? 😏 Me: *flustered*😫 GOD I AM SO SINGLE

“Don’t ignore me baby” me: werent you the one who just said ‘just ignore me’ like a minute ago? also shoo this is the good part of my book

I came back to K’s channel after 4 months of not listening to him cause- I surprisingly got a girlfriend. Hope y’all are doing okay and stay safe !! Edit: came back out of curiosity wwww

@iwishiknewwhatimdoinghere9050

2 жыл бұрын

CONGRATULATIONS

@abbey.5082

2 жыл бұрын

CONGRATS HOPE YOU TOO ARE DOING WELL MUCH LOVE

@cherryblossom7761

2 жыл бұрын

Congratulations 🎉💗

@cl4055

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao I got a boyfriend too, and now I regret even leaving K

@aclev02

2 жыл бұрын

@@cl4055 LMAO

K: She’s so cute when she’s grumpy Me: pfff not * grumbles * 😤 K: Hey what was that noise? It was such a grumble Me: HOW-

i died at "oh shit she put the book down"😭💀

"something came up just now" *eyebrow wiggle" ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

5:50 The „Yeah“ killed me💀✨😭

“Don’t ignore me babe” hey sweetie i’m not ignoring u i’m just crying over spider-man no way home rn😊

@mymoonhwa

2 жыл бұрын

I FEEEEEL OMFG.

@smvttaylorsversion5392

2 жыл бұрын

When i went to go see it i cried and my sister laughed at me

@sumaiyah4072

2 жыл бұрын

@@smvttaylorsversion5392 MY OLDER BROTHER LAUGHED AT ME BECAUSE HE ALREADY SAW THE MOVIE 3 TIMES BEFORE ME I HATED HIM FOR THAT

@amydunnefp

2 жыл бұрын

I FELT THIS

@amydunnefp

2 жыл бұрын

@@sumaiyah4072 SAME BUT ME AND MY FRIEND SAW IT ON THE DAY IT CAME OUT, AND HER BROTHER SAW IT BEFORE US SO WE HAD TO AVOID HIM ALL DAY

This is literally what I needed. How does he read my mindddd😭😭😭

“I’ve only got eyes for you” Me: You’ve got 210k eyes?!

3:06 :"I get it you don't want my attention / it's too late baby " When he said that i knew i messed up i should've not ignore him😂💔

The cold hands part I would totally do- *my hands are ALWAYS freezing so be prepared for the winter of eternity*-

@t1ckl1ngthep1ckle

2 жыл бұрын

same tho

-I'm just gonna stick to texting my thousand other girlfriends. -Oh you better not to joke with me like that 😑

my brother: *screams from the other room* him: “yo what was that noise?”

“oh. shit. she put the book down 😃” THE REALIZATION LLMAOOO

Im gonna put this whole audio as my ringtone i swear to godddd...

@cl4055

2 жыл бұрын

But then you would never pick up the phone…

"What are you reading?" smut.

K:*laughs* Me:wow talented, kind, sweet, caring, perfect *dies*

K being super adorable for 15 minutes straight 😊😊

This notification just made my day after a long battle with a cockroach in the middle of the night

@hobiwater3280

2 жыл бұрын

Ooo Ww3

@gastropods7716

2 жыл бұрын

just like pitbull I've been there done that

“what are you reading..?” “punk 57” 😭

2:57 HE THOUGHT IT WAS OK TO SAY GRUMPKINS?!? NO WAY HE SAID THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE.

@anaavaaa5yearsago65

2 жыл бұрын

I MEAN Y NOT-

everytime he giggles my heart explodes

Imagine being the person curled up next to K in this holiday season! Now read the first word again 😭

“What are you reading?” The Haikyuu manga “Oh is that one of your romance novels” Suuuuure 🌚

“i’ll just stick to texting my thousand other girlfriends.” my guy woke up and decided he was ready to meet God

@charlygorden6948

2 жыл бұрын

Hehehe

who the HECK could ignore K? Literally adorable

I’m noticing we got some mood swings one day we’re happy the next day we giving this man the silent treatment 🧍🏽‍♀️💀

@strawberrycow8164

2 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO FR

@nyraxox

Жыл бұрын

HELPPP IK IK😭

I'm new and i love it here....so in love with his voice

@bimyself1820

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the colt 😂

@thatsej

2 жыл бұрын

oh trust me sweetheart. you’re gonna love it here! 🌚

@Stayslayed02

2 жыл бұрын

@@thatsej 😭💀

@sodaaddictedwizard505

2 жыл бұрын

Trust me, it's worth the wait

@jaz9891

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to our little community to be frank with you it’s actually a cult😈 bhaha

He has exceeded the level of cuteness.. I have no words to say anymore 😳❤️❤️

Johnnie? JOHNNIE GILBERT!!??

I beleive in ✨needy K' supremacy✨

K: Oh, shit she put the book down. Me *swinging Moby Dick* : I’m boutta clock you with it. Bring ya head.

Thank you K.. This notifications really make me smile.. Let's stop over thinking about future for 15 minutes :)

K: hey what was that noise Me *who accidentally poked my eye with my finger* : AAAASGSHSHHDHDHSHA (happy new year everyone :DD )

@jennieismybias269

2 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

K: “let’s see if you can ignore this” *grunts* YALL, WHEN I TELL U I THOUGHT HE FARTED-

"grumpkins" i am immediately done being grumpy

Guys be playing us but K is always here for us 🥺😩💀❤ massive thanks for never letting us down!! ✨

@Mariiz1233

Жыл бұрын

i always see u comment on asmrs AND THATS COOL

Me doing fine listening ,hears part in 2:02 me:”He called me a grumpkins .” 🥺😭

I just wanna thank you k for everything, also our community is so beautiful and is getting bigger everyday and I’m so grateful for you ❤️

Why is he so adorable- if my bf won't be like this i don't want him-

K really straight up just mocked us at this point 😂😂😂 God I love this man

Him: Are you ignoring me? Me: You told me to ignore you, not a minute ago! Make up your mind!

“Are you guys going steady now or what?” Laughing hysterically. I’m sorry that is not a line I’ve ever heard outside of a 70s movie.

”yeah?“ GOD PULL ME AGAINST THE WALL ALREADY 🧎‍♀️😩

K: "is this one of your romance novels?" Me: "HEY- do not. Touch my novels, thank you 😊"

ugh! how i can be mad if i love cuddles >.< this was amazing tho great job k!!💙

This background is super pretty K! And the audio was lovely as always! Keep being you!

Oh my gosh!😩 Why do men do that?! If we wanna be mad at you then don't try to tease us then proceed to try and be adorable 🥺 it's like ya'll know our weakness that'll just make a bf shaped crack in our grumpy gremlin armour. Sometimes we just wanna be sad/mad/upset, whichever. Solution: Roll us into a blanket burrito, set us on the couch next to you, then proceed to cuddle, kiss and feed us snacks. Then when we're feeling a lil better we'll tell you what's wrong. We require all of your attention; nothing more, nothing less.😌 Meanies, all of you. 🥺💙

this one's so cute that I have to repeat it again and again

K: Sitting in my lap Me: Heaven 🤌