I swear, at this point, you could see someone being torn in half in the video, and still see "No one was harmed" lmfao

@nedlyest

Жыл бұрын

They aren't people.

@porlarazonoporlafuerza6424

Жыл бұрын

The No one was harmed tag is for KZread mods not about the content itself

@adeXon11

Жыл бұрын

Call the police

@Michael_Vzhari

Жыл бұрын

I think is just for tricking yt bots to not Demonitaze or delete the video

@ginger_nosoul

Жыл бұрын

@@porlarazonoporlafuerza6424 thanks captain odvious

I love the guy fighting off the emus to mow his lawn

@sarahdee374

2 жыл бұрын

yea, remind me to never get an emu!

@jarrodshipard

2 жыл бұрын

@@sarahdee374 don't get an Emu. You're welcome.

@sarahdee374

2 жыл бұрын

@@jarrodshipard ask and I shall receive, thank you Mr J.S. I needed that!

@mindtraveller100

2 жыл бұрын

The Australian Army once waged a war against emus... ...and lost.

@dontlookatmyprofilephoto4883

2 жыл бұрын

DON'T READ MY NAME!!!

@1:50 That's actually a blessing in disguise, if you ask me. Someone could've leaned/sat on that wall thinking it was stable and fallen with it! Best outcome, in my terrible opinion.

@abuzarAQ3

2 жыл бұрын

What if someone was below it when it fell?

@marklammas2465

2 жыл бұрын

You're spot on there.

@RKP0777

2 жыл бұрын

Lets not read my username.

@scottpeltier3977

2 жыл бұрын

@@abuzarAQ3 we don’t care about those on the ground

@SofaMuncher

Жыл бұрын

@@scottpeltier3977 🤣🤣

I never get tired of watching someone try to stop a moving vehicle with their body 🤣

@abacusextreme1082

2 жыл бұрын

Hold up

@jorgeenriquefajardo5517

2 жыл бұрын

Get alife

@abacusextreme1082

2 жыл бұрын

@@jorgeenriquefajardo5517 get grammer

@MasterSergius

2 жыл бұрын

Rock stopped whole helicopter in Hobbs and Shaw movie

@germanchrome1810

2 жыл бұрын

@@dontlookatmyprofilephoto4883 mans stuck in '17. Someone help him

I love how everyone has intimate knowledge of every car accident that's ever occurred and knows that "no one was hurt"

@kalerobertson1287

Жыл бұрын

Yeah and sometime’s you’ll see them say “the driver was unhurt” but they have nothing to say about the other people in the vehicle.

@thorin1045

Жыл бұрын

maybe they just put it on as a blanket solution for the yt stupidity?

@grandmadale8722

9 ай бұрын

Thank you, I've been saying the same thing.

The little kids in these clips are so adorable,, love the kids with the green lips.

@paulomatzenbacher3897

2 жыл бұрын

So cute 🥰

@samuelschick8813

2 жыл бұрын

Monica Hyland, I'm a white American male living in the Philippines and have a beard. Took my son ( 13 y/o) to a bike shop to get him a bike. Well a short while later in come a mother, father and their daughter about 6 y/o, nothing odd about that. I went out front to sit down where they were and heard the girl talking to her parents while looking and pointing at me " Look mommy!!! It's Santa Claus!!!!" Did not want to bust her bubble so played along asking all the Santa questions. Before leaving handed her some money so she could buy an ice cream on a hot summer day. I can hear her talking to her friends, " I met Santa at the bike shop and he bought me an ice cream!!!!" LOL I have 2 grandsons and 2 granddaughters. If I knew grandchildren were this much fun, I would have had them first. LOL

@MirlitronOne

2 жыл бұрын

@@paulomatzenbacher3897 Yeah, the way they barefaced lie...

@jarrodshipard

2 жыл бұрын

@@MirlitronOne going straight to hell.

The baby trying to put the crawfish in their mouth looks so offended it got smacked out of their hands 🤣

7:33 - I know one of the Emus is named LiMu. The man on the tractor is Doug. He works for Liberty Mutual.

The last lip omfg 🤣 defending against the mighty emu with pool noodles

@geoculus5606

2 жыл бұрын

Just omg. ;)

6:14 the baby ready to have some seafood had me crying 😂

@Warrior_Culture

2 жыл бұрын

They will grow to a be a warrior, I am sure of it.

I always hate it when Emu's interrupt me when I'm mowing the lawn.

@AtheistOrphan

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a constant hazard here in Sussex!

@aussieguy3689

2 жыл бұрын

They're cheeky buggers 😂

@dontlookatmyprofilephoto4883

2 жыл бұрын

DON'T READ MY NAME!!!

@maxscardanelli6185

Жыл бұрын

​@@AtheistOrphan Never thought that I'd see a fellow Sussex citizen in this comment section!... 😂👌🏻

@AtheistOrphan

Жыл бұрын

@@maxscardanelli6185 - There’s a few of us about. Sometimes we stop playing stoolball long enough to post comments on KZread

First clip (Karl Immers) actually lost his eye from that crash. Don’t say that he wasn’t hurt.

@Tjalve70

2 жыл бұрын

They HAVE to say that no one was hurt, otherwise KZread will remove their videos.

@vomm

2 жыл бұрын

It was his own risk and funny it is anyway (the fall)

@admeezydrums

2 жыл бұрын

@@vomm Are you actually serious

@CROS69GTO

2 жыл бұрын

I follow Karl on Instagram and yes he did lose his eye. It was a very serious injury. I was just going to comment the same thing then I found this. He’s back on his bike again but made me mad when it said there were no injuries. That’s bullshit

@seangillis1097

2 жыл бұрын

It was a different attempt the one in this video.

That poor woman fell really fast in that water. Her friend laughing was awesome too. Awesome fails again. Was fun to watch. Great video

DM: Your party has encountered an emu. It’s charging. Player: I equip pool noodle, mount lawn mower and attack.

3:53 my favorite part

4:34 I love how the baby and cat both just kept staring at him 🤣😂

@justanothergermantankie9142

2 жыл бұрын

What cat i see no cat

@Cvzar07

2 жыл бұрын

@@justanothergermantankie9142 it's by the door

@CrystalClear123

2 жыл бұрын

The cats name is Michael lol

@hazelanderson1479

2 жыл бұрын

@@CrystalClear123 Did it eat its veggies?

@dontlookatmyprofilephoto4883

2 жыл бұрын

DON'T READ MY NAME!!!

To anybody reading this, I pray that whatever is hurting you or whatever you are constantly stressing about gets better. May the dark thoughts, the overthinking, and the doubt exit your mind may clarity replace confusion. And may peace and calmness fill your life.

@ipoison3862

5 ай бұрын

Thank you. May your life be filled with hope, happiness, joy, and love ❤

5:37 amazing scorpion 7:26 the Emu Wars II

3:05 Young males doing stupid stuff on skateboards is the low-hanging fruit of the fail video world, but I appreciate when you find something considerably above the norm like this one.

@Novastar.SaberCombat

10 ай бұрын

Huge respect to the professional skating community, though. Same with the Tricking teams and organizations. All of them attempt incredibly dangerous but inspiring stunts.

0:49 How the hell do you park a truck with a shack in a trailer behind ON A DAMN HILL AND NOT PUT THE BRAKE ON? Jesus christ he's lucky he didn't get run over

@daviddavidsonn3578

Жыл бұрын

lucky? more like unlucky...that would have tough him a lesson 🤣🤣🤣🤣

3:09... THAT LAUGH THO!! 😂

First dude literally lost his eyeball (Karl Immers) *no one was hurt*

@ThaFashionAssassin

Жыл бұрын

Make some noise one more time!

6:21 hey it's jimmey kimmel lmao

5:58 was that Michael Jackson as a child

@vomm

2 жыл бұрын

lol

7:20 *_The Twins have awoken!_*

Every time it says “no-one was hurt” the person is like laying there in agony😂

@Schnelle_Leckere_Rezepte

Жыл бұрын

remember kids, if the clip DOESNT say "no one was harmed", everyone involved went to the hospital 😀

The guy at the end should trade his pool noodle in for a samurai sword. Then he would only have to swing it once...

Шедевральная подборка!

When you apply for a job and "must not be afraid of emeus" is in the job description, you know you're getting paid under the table.

No one was hurt?!? 0:01 That’s Karl Simmers. He ‘s the BMX guy in the intro video and lost his left eye in that accident. He popped his eyeball out when the handlebar hit his left eye at the landing.

@Durwood71

2 жыл бұрын

The "no one was hurt" disclaimers are always a bit suspect.

@cravenlunatic1

2 жыл бұрын

@@Durwood71 i'm sure they just put that to avoid negative comments. kind of just wish they'd leave the videos with serious injury for a separate compilation.

@i_dont_likevodka3062

2 жыл бұрын

Immers*

@ewokwarrior2656

2 жыл бұрын

Or edit the subtext to nobody got killed.

@scorpleeon

2 жыл бұрын

Gawdamn most time I don’t believe the no one got hurt super. Shaight!

Fail Army never disappoints..

1:57 you aren’t going to stop that cart from rolling with your leg. I hope he didn’t break it.

@akqhdmnfuauimlgagl4260

2 жыл бұрын

باید ترجمه فارسی باشه

@MGower4465

2 жыл бұрын

The cart or the leg?

The red bikini was no fail. We all won 🏆

what happened at 5:29 ? I don't get it

@Svetlana__

Жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure they we’re laughing at the two little shots or sum after the gunshot

4:40 That cat judging from behind the fence 😛

I'm concerned FailArmy is unfamiliar with what "hurt" means.

@scottk2774

Жыл бұрын

I agree Joshua! Not so much in these clips, but I’ve seen in other clips where the person without a doubt, suffered a life altering injury. The human back is easily damaged. And some of the falls they show are devastating!

3:27 you have to respect seeing a mom breast feed her baby at a wedding...classic

@catmomdani21

2 жыл бұрын

I was wondering if someone was going to catch this

@gerardmcgarry3644

2 жыл бұрын

A lot going on in that clip - the groom is wearing crocs too

@Mrvsg20

2 жыл бұрын

When babies are hungry they ain't gonna wait

@dontlookatmyprofilephoto4883

2 жыл бұрын

DON'T READ MY NAME!!!

@anthonysmith3577

2 жыл бұрын

yea, i think the camera person probably should have found a different angle to record from. That's kind of a weird activity to record. Just to be clear i have nothing against breastfeeding, but you probably shouldn't be filming it out of respect for the mother

It's been four or five years when I was studying and depressed and I saw Fail army for the first time and my day makes better... Now, I still laughing and turning my bored times to a funny moments. I love u fail army

@ap2503

Жыл бұрын

Nice to know you found something that brings you joy ❤️

That should have read, "Your pranks our profits."

How many times are you going to ask the kids if they ate it? If they said they didn’t then they didn’t. 😂

@mindtraveller100

2 жыл бұрын

It´s called interrogation techniques. Next, she´s gonna put them in separate rooms and carry on with the interrogation until they break.

@dontlookatmyprofilephoto4883

2 жыл бұрын

DON'T READ MY NAME!!!

@luna4313

2 жыл бұрын

@@mindtraveller100 so the kids held up very well 😃😁

Kids lying to your face like that isn't cute 💀

Normally you get caught red handed. Those kids got green mouthed and probably about to be in trouble for lying. It was really cute though. Was fun to watch. Great video

@AtheistOrphan

2 жыл бұрын

That indeed was very funny. Interesting names they’ve been given, I’ve not heard of anyone called ‘Neeman’ before.

@slamfreepoetry1845

2 жыл бұрын

They sure learn early! 🙊🙉🙈

@SymphonyOfSmile

2 жыл бұрын

You sure he's called "Neeman" and not "Nemo"? 🤔

@kenetickups6146

Жыл бұрын

@@AtheistOrphan may have just been a nickname

6:03 That's a pretty wide gap. They should probably put a bridge there or something.

No one was hurt…..on the other hand a lot of egos went trough excruciating pain 😉

@TheOnlyKontrol

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like many of these people got hurt...for example 2:52

@mutlupb

2 жыл бұрын

First guy lost his eye, broke his nose, ankle and basically was messed up really badly.

“No one was hurt” 0:04 is Karl Immers. He broke his ankle and also smashed his cheekbone and left orbital bone which punctured his left eyeball necessitating its removal. He lost his eye and smashed his face and ankle.

@chrishansenisapatofile5746

2 жыл бұрын

@@basicinputoutputsystem1664 Bot detected.

@dontlookatmyprofilephoto4883

2 жыл бұрын

DON'T READ MY NAME!!!

I like how the first one said no-one was hurt... No way that didn't hurt lol

@AtheistOrphan

2 жыл бұрын

And yet they missed that off the clip of the biker riding into the van!

@Fiyaaaahh

2 жыл бұрын

That's just a KZread euphemism for "nobody died" lol

@CloneBiker

2 жыл бұрын

Someone else in the comments said he lost his left eye from it cause the handlebar hit his eye

These incredible moments are truly unforgettable. Wow!

The man with the red stick vs those big birds was the best lol 😆 😂 🤣 🙌

Sometimes I pause and try to guess what the fail will be. Obvious sometimes, but others are a surprise. and thanks for letting us know on the big ones that no one was injured.

Frugality is an attractive quality to the majority of the population.Being frugal is about putting your dollars towards the things you care about and not overspending on the things that don't matter.

@charlesthomas2735

2 жыл бұрын

You're right, to make our world a better place, we need to build products that the corrupt cannot abuse-crypto currency trading is the best example of that

@thomassterne599

2 жыл бұрын

After watching several KZread tutorial videos about trading am still making losses, please seek for a better website.

@telegram965

2 жыл бұрын

Please how do i get in touch with Mr Jesse ? I would love to work with him.

@jonassturluson5273

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks, I also needed his info too, a friend once told me about Jesse Powell then I wasn't interested but I think I'm giving it a try now

@abubakar_Abson

2 жыл бұрын

He has made success easier than we thought,I have been involved in trading in recent times with Mr Jesse Powell and ever since it has been win win situation always. I have cash to spare and I'm living comfortably because of the analytic prowess of Mr Jesse Powell

Is it just me, or do people get as excited as me when a notification comes on lol

OMG, THAT FIRST CLIP... the attempt was sooo dope! Also, that motorcycle crashing into the stopped vehicle next to the *COP* is friggin' hilarious! 😂 Easiest citation ever, lol.

"no one was hurt" I think it would be better off for people to know that stupid things DO HURT

@mother_since_2009

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf failarmy?!

@andrewtatetopg2649

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

@Strikerenno

2 жыл бұрын

Ngl it kinda sounds like you’re wishing harm on these people

I bring laughter every where i go

"No-one was hurt" = "Death was painless and instantaneous."

Them little kids with the pickle juice are adorable and funny, they both got pickle juice on their lips but both say no lol

7:19 those poor eyes burning in the grass👀🔥

These videos are not only to smile but to see who gets hurt or gets killed.

The 2 legged bird defender at the end, mint.

At 5:02 he was committed and at 5:15 she said we taking this to the grave!!!!!🤣😂🤣

@1:07 The crashed rider stood up, saw the cop, and was like holy crrap,..... how long was I out....?!?!?!?!

Just came here for amusement & JChez....is this what u used to watch everyday after you woke up? I miss you so much 😢 😞

"no one was hurt.. that badly"

upside down car, mans head is wedged into the sand...paramedic just yanks it to one side !!!!!! next stop wheelchair for life !

Was that Doug trying to mow his lawn? Limu looked pissed.🤣🤣🤣🤣

To be fair the guy in the first Video was Karl Immers and he DID GET HURT. He lost his left eye because he popped it on his bar along with many other injuries. Please don’t spread lies and Show some respect.

@dontlookatmyprofilephoto4883

2 жыл бұрын

DON'T READ MY NAME!!!

@BlueAerospace

2 жыл бұрын

It's quite obvious that he got hurt in my opinion. But of course no youtubers could include the clip and go "here's a fail (oh and he lost an eye).

@Crazyjuma123

2 жыл бұрын

@@BlueAerospace Yeah of course he could. Just don‘t Lie and tell everyone „no one got hurt“ when he obviously did.

@BlueAerospace

2 жыл бұрын

@@Crazyjuma123 well, morally yes he could a and should. But if he did people would maybe like him less or cancel him or whatever which would decrease his popularity. I agree he should but I think those big youtubers would rather lie than lose viewers.

@Crazyjuma123

2 жыл бұрын

@@BlueAerospace that’s disgusting

@5:02 PICKLE POWDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

3:36 ..... This one time at band camp.... 🤣

2:04 I believe that's called a "crippling axe kick".

@andrewtatetopg2649

2 жыл бұрын

Nooooouuuuu

@Silver_Swan_MK2

Жыл бұрын

means she was definitely hurt

The Intro is hilarious, "No one is hurt" The Cyclist: Do I look hurt?

@scottpeltier3977

2 жыл бұрын

To my knowledge he was very hurt.

6:15 that face is too funny!

5:37 That was a 10/10 scorpion.

Listening to blitzkrieg bop while watching this makes the video so wholesome lol.

4:27 Just look at that cat popping out from behind the gate.

i love the reactions of the ringer in the video😂

"Oh, my gosh," said the girl, looking at the shorts that fell exactly where she was about to jump in...

3:22 What music were they dancing too?

A good chunk of these are quite impressive even though they failed.

This video was just too funny thank you for sharing

RIP to all the people that died.

At least mowing the lawn isnt boring for HIM, you get to swing an imaginary long sword at one of the craziest looking birds while mounted on your motorized steed...🤣🤣

The kids with the pickle powder😂😂😂😂.

I never get tired of watching someone try to stop a moving vehicle with their body

1:34 loooooll that video is awesome XD

Oh my god that kid on its cross HAHA real mad man

2:34 Love this clip

i love motorbike fails, you get that "i must hold on for dear life" but in reality you should of let go with your right hand, it will save you lots of cheese grater pain

The Emu wars never stopped I see

5:00 THEY LEARN EARLY!!! 🙊🙉🙈

5:02 you know you've succeeded as a parent, when your kids feel the need to lie to you 👌

@dr.robertbennett3452

2 жыл бұрын

BOO! Joy killer!

Hi, FailArmy I have been watching your videos for a while and I always see that your subtitles aren't always correct. I am a video editor and would love to work for you if you guys are opening. I could make sure all the subtitles are correct and look good throughout your videos.

@AtheistOrphan

2 жыл бұрын

Well I’m sure you couldn’t do a worse job. Their subtitles are appalling! (See my comment above).👍😉

@will9836

2 жыл бұрын

I literally cannot cope with the subtitles they are horrendous. It must be a robot surely. Fail Army please just delete the subtitles and let us put captions on if we really want them. They're distracting and irritating when they're not right.

@jefftown9964

2 жыл бұрын

I'll take the bad subtitles over the slow motion and bad music they used to put on half of the clips

@joeb4568

2 жыл бұрын

The fact that there are spelling mistakes in your message makes me question your qualifications. Lol.

@carsonhunt4642

2 жыл бұрын

Subtitle jobs are usually outsourced for like $3 an hour, doubt they'll want pay thousands for it

Daddy failarmy

Nova and meeman 😂😂😂

@AtheistOrphan

2 жыл бұрын

Those poor kids. With names like that they’re DEFINITELY going to get bullied when they start school.

@justanothergermantankie9142

2 жыл бұрын

@@AtheistOrphan yea

4:18 segways: 2, humans: 0

@neutraltral8757

2 жыл бұрын

The tough part about that clip was it looked like she landed in some poison ivy. 😖

@lexramstudios1386

2 жыл бұрын

@@neutraltral8757 probably

5:58 = THE GHOST. In theatres soon.

I wish I knew why when we fall on our asses and hurt ourselves the first thing we do is to laugh our asses off... maybe to stop the pain by parting ways with our derrieres!

who tf takes a Segway onto a hiking trail? defeats all purpose of HIKING.

thank you you videos

...did she call her kids nova and meeman? good god

In the last clip I see great potential for a new sport. Two guys on a lawn tractor going at eachother full speed trying to push the opponent off with a pool noodle.

@scottpeltier3977

2 жыл бұрын

It could be quite the blood sport if a mower got turned over