DON'T CUT OFF YOUR 🍆 Richard Marx Parody 🎺🫨
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TOBUSCUS SHIRTS/NEW MERCH LINK HERE! linktr.ee/tobuscus A love song from your little buddy.
Don't Cut Off Your 🎺🫨 RICHARD MARX PARODY TRUMPET
Uncensored version on x.com/tobyturner next week!
A song for the voiceless.
Ft Joel on the trumpet, Park on the guitar solo, Dave pretending to be on the drums, and me on the other stuff
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Holy mother trumpet sh** I can trumpet talk.
LANGUAGE
Now let me tell you bout my best friend
who lives with me and does awesome sh**
LANGUAGE
ENGLISH
I just wanna say -
Man I love how you walk on two legs.
You are the greatest human being I have ever seen
and you're freakin huge!
I'll be there forever if you let me.
I know that I'm biased (for obvious reasons)
but permission to be frank?
GRANTED!
Don't cut off your trumpet.
Don't stitch up your gooch.
I will be right down here waiting for you.
I'll stand up for you
for as long as i can
One day, who knows
maybe I'll come in handy.
Is this a dog singing this?
It's a d*ck isn't it?
You always think everything is like a trumpet joke.
When you're feeling down, I'll get you up.
Cuz you #1 standing up.
Hell yeah best believe.
Gold medals are won by a couple inches.
ITS SIGNIFICANT
and I was there when you won the cup.
Sure Michael Phelps is a champion swimmer,
but out of your daddy's weiner, you were the winner.
Whoever the f***, whatever the sh**,
I will be right down here wading through it.
Wherever you want, headfirst I will go
My preferred pronouns are Not/A/Hole
I know that we were meant to be -
but it's your call.
Don't ask me how I know,
I just feel it deep down
in my balls. My balls. In my balls. Our balls.
Don't cut off your trumpet,
just give me a chance,
to show that I deserve to live in your pants.
You've already won!
You're the champion.
You are the Michael Phelps of your daddy's ballsack.
WHERE DID I GO WRONG?
Michael Phelps of your daddy's ballsack.
You don't see what I'm talking about?
Sounds like its from teh perspective of...
OF YOUR LITTLE BUDDY.
Whoever the f***, whatever the sh**,
I will be right down here wading through it.
One day who knows maybe I'll come in handy.
I play the trumpet.
Come in handy.
See that sounds like a pun.. like.. some kinda pun..
No i don't see that.
Come in handy.
Holy mothertrumpet trumpet, I can trumpet talk.
I play the trumpet.
Tobuscus Tobuscus Tobuscus Tobuscus Tobuscus Tobuscus
I play the trumpet.
Tobuscus Tobuscus Tobuscus Tobuscus Tobuscus Tobuscus
I play the trumpet.
Shut the f*ck up Joel.
Music made in Logic (currently, but MAN it's slow)
© 2023 Tobuscus
#parody #funnyvideos #Tobuscus #comedy
Пікірлер: 528
Convinced this video is more accurate to an acid trip than fear and loathing in Las vegas
last song about weiners i promise
@SamualtheOrangtang
8 ай бұрын
🥺
@jelsoo
8 ай бұрын
Can we have one more 🫡
@HazyBlackest
8 ай бұрын
ok, now im unsubscribing.
@darthmaulsexwife8552
8 ай бұрын
No please more weiners lmao
@TheAzureBamboo
8 ай бұрын
You can make songs about whatever the hell you want, I just want more.
I was snickering all through out the video while everyone in my office questioned my sanity, THANKS Tobuscus and Joel that plays the trumpet 🤣🤣
@yammmit
8 ай бұрын
can’t even spell his name right:(
@Nasiruify
8 ай бұрын
@@yammmit oh thanks
The future may suck, but when Tobuscus drops stuff like this, maybe making it this far was worth it.
@Tobuscus
8 ай бұрын
bahaha we'll pull thru!
@lucasnikunen7571
8 ай бұрын
@@Tobuscusmake a comeback bro, when is 3 nuggets in 3 biscuits gonns debut >:3
@leonardosantuario3346
8 ай бұрын
@@lucasnikunen7571 he's a predator
@auffq
8 ай бұрын
@@leonardosantuario3346😂😂
@639Andrew
8 ай бұрын
Amen
Next music video: "YOU ARE STILL ALIVE" kzread.info/dash/bejne/nqeipI9mldfQctI.html Previous music video: "BABY TIME" - kzread.info/dash/bejne/fZ-Ek7pwc9fVpcY.html a love song from your little buddy. uncensored version is up on my X oops backstory - someone's little buddy heard too many stories on the media and is pourin his ❤ out last week song "BABY TIME" - kzread.info/dash/bejne/fZ-Ek7pwc9fVpcY.html 2 weeks ago - "I'M AWESOME": kzread.info/dash/bejne/ooGCtMqpp7eplc4.html 3 weeks ago song: kzread.info/dash/bejne/oKJoqatmepa3l9Y.html 4 weeks ago song - Blue parody - kzread.info/dash/bejne/oKyascmgY9mugcY.html 5 weeks ago song - Green song - kzread.info/dash/bejne/m5OLyaucic7KcbQ.html Darksiders 2 remastered LITERAL - kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZmmnxKSEnqXgoM4.html (compare it to the old one)
Something tells me that Joel plays the trumpet.
Toby's humour always just speaks to me. Here he goes producing another banger of a song🔥.
thanks to Joel and his trumpet, It feels just like I’m in New Orleans right now
this made me smile dude, growing up shit gets grim, thanks for making content still dude. Have missed your content.
Well...this is one hell of a birthday present.
@joffnatic
8 ай бұрын
happy birthday mate
@BeinZilex
8 ай бұрын
Ay its my birthday too
@kahleeseestark
8 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday 🎉🎉🎉
@denisn8336
8 ай бұрын
Happy birthday
@itsobviouslymo
8 ай бұрын
happy birthday!
Never thought I'd get Tobuscus content again after everything that was thrown your way. Glad you're uploading again😂
We talked a while back on tiktok toby, I'm happy you didn't completely give up on your content. This shit is hilarious 😂
@Tobuscus
8 ай бұрын
hey glad you liked it !! :)
@joshmaril1136
8 ай бұрын
@@Tobuscus R4pe accusations in a biscuit
@mr_h831
7 ай бұрын
@@joshmaril1136Bro what the hell no 😂
@AdamG1983
7 ай бұрын
@@joshmaril1136He's innocent
@ElDuderinoh
7 ай бұрын
@@joshmaril1136ALLEGEDLY
Im so glad youre uploading again. So many years without much content. Happy to have you back!
So glad you're uploading again
WTF XD I MISSED THIS SHI TOBUSCUS!!!! GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK
Tobuscus redemption arc?
OMGG YAY! You're back! I missed your content.
omg its a TOBUSCUS UPLOAD!!!!! i love tobuscus!!
😂. Love the uploads Toby
Ahh it’s great to be back listening to tobuscus music. Thanks man.
Wow, i had a notification for a Tobuscus vid! Nice!
Aww Joel got engaged!! Congrats!!
OMG!!! I have laughed 'til I hurt!!!! I love this!!!! Thank You Tobuscus!!!! Keep cranking them out, and I'll keep wathing them religiously!!!
i sneezed during this video
Sitting here feeling like a multidimensional being just had it’s way with my brain and I couldn’t have been more satisfied.
This is awesome dude im so glad i was awake at 5am
We making out from the darkness with this one!! 🔥🔥🔥🥵🔥🔥🔥🔥
@ryderpark
8 ай бұрын
Into the redness and whiteness?
@jibbygibs25
8 ай бұрын
@@ryderpark yesss
Love this Toby 😅 Keep making content 👏
2:05 That snicker was so cute.
@Tobuscus
8 ай бұрын
hehe :))
I MISSED YOU. PLEASE NEVER STOP UPLOADING
So Joel still doesnt know how to play the tuba
You are awesome Toby! You were my childhood hero
holy shit he's back
Best new video in a long time!
TOBY IS BACK!
Don't call it a comeback The Return Of The King 👑👑👑
I just saw your dropping content again and I couldn’t be happier
That intro.
The greatest KZreadr is getting his grove back! I can’t wait to see more of you Toby I missed having you all over on my KZread
I love these please please please make more. I love you toby cuss ❤
THANK YOU TOBY!
Park did wonderful playing the guitar Great Video Toby 😂🎉
omg... I was beginning to worry this song would not be happening but it's FINALLY here! xD Thanks much, Toby!
He looks really good now (unless this is just special effects) 😂
@Tobuscus
8 ай бұрын
lotta surgery
@RockyRaccoonRockin
7 ай бұрын
@@Tobuscus Made me chuckle, keep your head up high man, you still got a bunch of fans the genuinely support and love you buddy! Hope everything is well with you!
thank you so much tobusucs for making this absoulte masterpiece this motivated me to live
I've seen around 5000 videos this year, but this "wading" line is in top 20 and made my day. You should sell t-shirts with it.
The Tobuscussance has begun!
I feel like I’m having a stroke every time I start watching these new videos
Damn I still love tobuscus, a voice like pure gold making songs that are still straight 🔥
Hearing tobuscus curse more often feels so weird. Lol.
@Tobuscus
8 ай бұрын
i said trumpet! 🤐😁
Just randomly came here to check if Toby might be uploading videos again, and all i can say is what the f**k is going on? 😂
@ElDuderinoh
7 ай бұрын
Life brotha
Holy shit, was just watching adventures again, and was curious if you still upload. god damn when I was a kid I was big into your content, happy see your still active, big respect man!
It's weird being 30 and still getting to listen to a new Tobuscus song lmao
toby glad ur still uploading G! you went through some shit, sorry about that. Glad ur still going strong!
@Tobuscus
8 ай бұрын
BATTLE SCARS
Oh Shit, The Legend is Back!
Been a while since I watched a video that put an actual large smile on my face the whole way through. Gotta love Tobuscus
Omg you're back
Once I heard that he released a new video it made my day 🙏🏻thank you tobuscus for making my childhood amazing and you’re by far one of my favorite KZreadrs of all time please keep release new videos 🙏🏻
Hilarious stuff Toby bro.
@Tobuscus
8 ай бұрын
THANKS MY CHILDHOOD FRIEND DRAKE TULMAR!
I love you toby, I was 6-7 when I started to watch yo stuff, im 18 now. Hope all is good with your life.
This is hilarously awesome! Loved it! 😂 ...now I'm gonna go take a shower...
I’m 20 years old now , it’s crazy to even think about, u were my childhood . I’m glad 2 see ur still uploading
im loving all the fever dreams youve been producing
@Tobuscus
8 ай бұрын
:)) tryin to justify getting this laptop lol
A king has returned
@Tobuscus
8 ай бұрын
no u!
@Phatazz303
8 ай бұрын
@@Tobuscus nah you the true king 👑
Thank you for this *DTrumpetick* song
Two things I hope I live to see: 1. GTA 6 2. The epic return of Tobuscus
Toby this is awesome I really love this.
Welcome Back Toby.
the legend himself W
10/10 would buscus again
My god toby... How long has it been?? You raised my sense of humor.. you nurtured that little shit from a weak little Hershey squirt to a full blown log! Its been so long my friend... I feel like ive come full circle. Ive reached my end
More. More! MOAR!!
I came to a livestream a while back. hope you've been well toby. ^^
another tobuscus banger
What a late birthday gift Toby
Good stuff as always Toby! It was awesome hearing the different versions building up to this!
NOMINATE THIS MAN FOR A GRAMMY.
Oh man, this guy still uploads wtf?! I remember watching this guy way back. This guy was basically my childhood lol. Glad to see he's still active and alive! Remember putting his LITERAL trailer songs on my mp3 and just replay the heck out of it.
So beautiful, brought a tear to my eye
May Richard Marx live forever through this song.😂🤔❤
what in the 2006 nissan micra did i just watch
@datjap8883
8 ай бұрын
😂 fuckk this made me laugh, i used to have a k11 super s. Little shitbox
Killin it dude
Never would I ever relate to a eggplant emoji so hard in life till now, Toby you truly are still the king of random.
Your content got me thru some tuff times back in 2013 .man keep doin what you do those rumors weren't true
🤣 🍆🎺 This one had me lmao lad😆Your revulsion at the eggplant touching your lips and the eggplant playing the trumpet took me out 😂 Come in handy.. I see what you did there 😉
Love it toby
We missed you toby
NO WAY WHATS UP TOBY?!?!?! LONG TIME NO SEE
lmao love the new content while we may be small we are loyal
This was a fever dream
Best thing to wake up too!
Didn't know how badly my life needed Michael Phelps in a ballpit until just now
@Tobuscus
8 ай бұрын
ahahah!! :)) thank you for helpin out!!!
This is skibidi amazing
we love tobuscus
Park= My brother from another Mother!!!!! Joel= My brother from the same Mother!!!!! Tobuscus= The Man!!!!!
@jethrodupree
8 ай бұрын
The bros making art 🎉
Return of the king.
Bro this dude still posts? I haven't seen this dude since the 2010s
@MaphistosChosen
8 ай бұрын
You should probably check on your little buddy too.
@Tobuscus
8 ай бұрын
yea my internet takes 13 years to upload
@DigitizedGalaxyAlt
8 ай бұрын
@@Tobuscus makes sense, still better than my potato wifi
Toby you popped up and I saw your beautiful face for the first time in prolly almost ten years. God bless you and if you sneezed while making this, bless you. Peace off. BOOP. (Burned in my memory fr)
the king has returned
@Tobuscus
8 ай бұрын
ty for amazon
@TheRealJeffBezos15
8 ай бұрын
@@Tobuscus thank “you” for making epic videos. Been watching for over 12 years
Got it stuck in my head ❤❤❤